>... and then Kratos had sex with lots of hot women...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!STOP! TOO SCARY!TYRONE PLEASE COME SAVE ME, I POOPED MY DIAPEES AND IT STINKY!!
>play Witcher 2, everyone says it's the best thing ever>game opens, Geralt is an asshole to everyone, effortlessly powerful, silver haired yet young-looking with glowing special eyes>suddenly beautiful women are falling over themselves to fuck this piece of garbage>uninstall
>>741847192lol. this was typed by incel hands.
>>741847246>Incel used appropiately in the year of our lord BIG two thousand and twnty sixWHAT THE FUCK
>...and then Kratos... killed.... A WOMAN!!!
>>741847317that's impossible. he's an ally.
>>741847192This is why elric of melnibone is better. Geralt is elric with all the attractive parts but also with all the negative aspects removed as well.
> a lotWhat is Kratos' body count?
>>741847394>he doesn't know about the lever incident
>>741847524given or received?
>>741847524That's his business sister
>>741847613With women
>main character isn't a castrated slave to women, children, the weak, disabled and/or minoritiesI can't self insert. I'm a better man now.
>>741847782>Castrated slave to childrenwhat did he mean by this...
>>741846995that's so boring and uninspiredcall me when they finally have the guts to make Kratos use his giga chad body to have sex with lolis instead of the usual used up old women he encounters in every game
>>741847317NOOO KRATOS WOULD NEVER HE IS A BETTER MAN!
>... and then Kratos... killied... A CHILD!!!
>>741847682taken up the ass from them or given cock to them?
>having sex with a womanThat is so gay!
>>741848352How did Simpsons predict Nick Fuentes?
>>741848297>taken up the ass from themWhat?
>>741848509pegging
>>741848554You mean fisting and fingering?
>>741848706no, i'm talking about kratos getting a strapon shoved up his hairy bumhole
>>741847613Pitching
God of War is EPI
>>741848819Strapons didnt exist in ancient Greece.
>>741849091They had dildos that they could just tied to themselves.
>>741848352Is that king Kai’s planet?
>>741847524millions
>>741849248>Weeb never heard of a "hill" before
>>741849248Yeah they're waiting for the 7 Apu balls to be found so they can be resurrected after Smithers and Burns arrived and wiped out the S fighters.
>>741846995modern kratos is more muscular than high test.hormonally hes messed up. a twink like xander corvus is more fertile.
>>741849289What is this.. hill?
>>741849595silent
>>741849595Is that a big apu or a tiny pizza
>>741847596he had to or else the trolley would've gone done a quintiple