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>... and then Kratos had sex with lots of hot women...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
STOP! TOO SCARY!
TYRONE PLEASE COME SAVE ME, I POOPED MY DIAPEES AND IT STINKY!!
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>play Witcher 2, everyone says it's the best thing ever
>game opens, Geralt is an asshole to everyone, effortlessly powerful, silver haired yet young-looking with glowing special eyes
>suddenly beautiful women are falling over themselves to fuck this piece of garbage
>uninstall
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>>741847192
lol. this was typed by incel hands.
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>>741847246
>Incel used appropiately in the year of our lord BIG two thousand and twnty six
WHAT THE FUCK
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>...and then Kratos... killed.... A WOMAN!!!
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>>741847317
that's impossible. he's an ally.
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>>741847192
This is why elric of melnibone is better. Geralt is elric with all the attractive parts but also with all the negative aspects removed as well.
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> a lot
What is Kratos' body count?
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>>741847394
>he doesn't know about the lever incident
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>>741847524
given or received?
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>>741847524
That's his business sister
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>>741847613
With women
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>main character isn't a castrated slave to women, children, the weak, disabled and/or minorities
I can't self insert. I'm a better man now.
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>>741847782
>Castrated slave to children
what did he mean by this...
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>>741846995
that's so boring and uninspired
call me when they finally have the guts to make Kratos use his giga chad body to have sex with lolis instead of the usual used up old women he encounters in every game
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>>741847317
NOOO KRATOS WOULD NEVER HE IS A BETTER MAN!
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>... and then Kratos... killied... A CHILD!!!
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>>741847682
taken up the ass from them or given cock to them?
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>having sex with a woman
That is so gay!
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>>741848352
How did Simpsons predict Nick Fuentes?
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>>741848297
>taken up the ass from them
What?
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>>741848509
pegging
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>>741848554
You mean fisting and fingering?
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>>741848706
no, i'm talking about kratos getting a strapon shoved up his hairy bumhole
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>>741847613
Pitching
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God of War is EPI
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>>741848819
Strapons didnt exist in ancient Greece.
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>>741849091
They had dildos that they could just tied to themselves.
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>>741848352
Is that king Kai’s planet?
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>>741847524
millions
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>>741849248
>Weeb never heard of a "hill" before
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>>741849248
Yeah they're waiting for the 7 Apu balls to be found so they can be resurrected after Smithers and Burns arrived and wiped out the S fighters.
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>>741846995
modern kratos is more muscular than high test.
hormonally hes messed up. a twink like xander corvus is more fertile.
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>>741849289
What is this.. hill?
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>>741849595
silent
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>>741849595
Is that a big apu or a tiny pizza
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>>741847596
he had to or else the trolley would've gone done a quintiple



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