I will take Malal, thanks.
>>741848525THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND
>>741849719But that's not the emperor though...
Khorne in the streets Nurgal in the sheets
>>741848525The Dispear Chaos God
>>741849719>>741849719>slightly moves his head>everyone freaks out
>>741849719Dark King then. Worst of the bunch.
>>741848558you fucking IDIOTS "Malal" does not belong to Games Workshop.The God was renamed MALICE, that is the ONLY CORRECT NAME....and then, guess what? He was replaced by Necoho and Zuvassin anyway, with Zuvassin being mentioned in an AoS novel in 2017 and therefore being confirmed canon and therefore confirming the replacement of MALICE
>>741849879Shut up nerd.
>>741849754But it is thoughteverbeitfully
>>741848525I'm not up to date on my Chaos lore, but I see no reason not to choose Slaanesh >>741849719unless I can pick the Emperor
Which way? Slanesh has a horsecock with its own mouth and tongue on the end btw.
>>741849879I fucking hate you faggots for ruining 40k. Remember everything in canon? Sons of malice still exist nigger.Malal is now malice through but that's a copyright thing not any actual lore reason and he was malal at one time. You knew exactly what he was referring yet you still got bent out of shape to bring up age of shitfuck of all things.Get bent
>>741849980All result in a fate worse than death.
>>741849961What reason do you even see to chose him?
>>741849960In terms of the art it's not actually the emperor, it's an effigy to him but actually him. Same goes with his "prime" form, it's a projection from his psychic might.
i can't believe that GW is going to turn the big E into a Chaos God
>>741850128>an effigy to him but not* actually him
>>741850098He is the god of humanity. why would you worship something else.
>>741850170The Emperor is the Dark King and was worshiped by xenos as such before he was even born.
>>741850170If you worship him OR chaos your soul will still be destroyed either way. There is no salvation.
I wish chaos was real...
>>741850225Halo devise exist
>>741850230Nigga it's called metaphysics, read Plato or something.
>>741848525Khorne and Slaanesh both give you a chronic addiction to their respective realms so they're out immediatelyI hate insects and filth of any kind so Nurgle is outSo Tzeentch by process of elimination, plus learning and casting spells sounds interesting, if dangerous
>>741850272Plato talks about nurgle?
>>741850230>he doesn't know
>>741850271Don't they deform the soul in the process though?
>>741850170Slaanesh is a god of excess, not humanity. Wtf you're on?
>>741850283>I hate insects and filth of any kind so Nurgle is outThat's where you draw the line and not the endless misery or surffering that comes from undeath lmao
If the Emperor knew shit was fucked after Magnus ruined the Webway, and then went tonfight Horus, why didnt he initislly fight back? I know he wanted to save his favorite son, but why allow Horus to sever his spine, his arm, destroy half his face, and mortally wound him before fighting back? Shit was already dire, what followed only made it worse.
>>741850230Feelings are gods, and they vy for your attention.
>>741850217>>741850225Lies. Big E absorbs the souls of his faithful and is creating a realm of his own with it.
>dev starts new cycles before finishing previous cycles
>>741850469You do know what "absorbs" entails right? Chaos "absorbs" souls to further their realms...
>>741850449he knew all of that would happen. trust the plan
>>741850486khorngors are a thing
>>741849818>t. methead
>>741850461feelings are chemicals in the brain
>>741850549Did the chemicals tell you that too?
>>741848525Undivided
>>741850549Feelings are manifestations of our thoughts, just like gods.
>>741850497Yes. having your soul absorbed by the emperor is a far better outcome than getting it vored by rape demon god, filth demon god, tardrage demon god or the keikaku demon god
>>741850583Even the Black Legion has subsets dedicated to cults due to how impossible of a concept that is anon
>>741849719>the emperor of malekindGay
>>741850549>in the brainActually feelings come from your ass. The gut microbiome regulates your chemicals, that's why inproper diet can cause depression
>>741850230>there are anon ITT who haven't unlocked their latent psychic abilities. this is why you will always be the pawn of fate
>>741850230Realm of Nurgle is real
>>741849719so Dark King, got it
>>741850486Everyone gets a soul grinder however
>>741850615>Yes. having your soul absorbed by the emperor is a far better outcome than getting it vored by rape demon god, filth demon god, tardrage demon god or the keikaku demon godIt doesn't matter at all. You can play word games on what happens but the soul ceases to be and it's materials used to shape the immaterium. The Emperor as an entity is not an objectively good force, he is one of many forces that seeks to use souls as pawns. You're fucked regardless of outcome.
>>741850392>That's where you draw the line and not the endless misery or suffering that comes from undeath lmaoIsn't nurgles blessing supposed to make you numb to the pain of undeath? Either way suffering is practically unavoidable in Warhammer, especially for chaos cultists
>>741849719Why don't they just put a halo device on him and have him save the imperium?
>>741850710Soul Grinders don't belong to any god they are loaner units from the Forge of Souls.
>>741849838>>741850695tf is this dark king shit
Which 40k video game is this in reference too?
>>741850809New buzzword some youtuber made up
>>741849980if only tzeench didnt have the shoulder mouthsnurgle looks alright but I hate the smell of rot and khorne would hurt me a lotidk man
>>7418508095th Chaos God
>>741850751>Isn't nurgles blessing supposed to make you numb to the pain of undeath?That's only one part of it. The catch is you eventually grow to want to seek an end to your existence, but because of Nurgle's "blessing" you can't escape. That's why your become a plaguebearer is not a gift but a faust-esq damnation. It's also why the Death Guard in old lore fucking hated being alive and sought to kill everyone.
>>741849980>has a horsecocknic->with its own mouth and tongue onlame
>>741850809nulore
>>741850827Are you fucking retarded?
>>741850230they're called women, jews and browns anon.
>>741849980Where is the Emperor (dark king) veriant
>>741850809An old theory of Emperor being the chaos god of order being adopted and made cannon by HH writers, but with the title of The Dark King slapped on.
>>741850827You may be a bit dumb.
>>741850809Star childBUT EVIIIIIIIIIIL
>>741850912>women - Khorne (does not care where the blood flows from)>jews - Tzeentch>browns - Nurgle>Slaanesh???trannies and fags right?
>>741850952>HH writers>canonhaha, good joke
>>741850974yes, ironically, games workshop turned down that aspect of slannesh to avoid offending them
>>741850756Halo devices will not attach to psykers.
>>741850751Depends on the lore. In some cases they become numb, in others they still feel the pain but dont care about it (is it even pain at that point?), in yet others you feel everything but are essentially puppeted against your will so you cant do anything about it.
>>741850905>>741850962Answer the question. As far as I know the only 40k game that lets you choose between Chaos gods that has any meaningful difference besides just a color scheme is Battlefleet Gothic 2. Is this a BFG2 thread?
>>741848525Tzeentch, always. Only 40kek lorelets would think otherwise.
>>741849980>tfw no khornate girl to beat up and rapeWhy even live?
>>741850486This got me thinking, what do skaven think of regular rats?
Adding a 5th chaos god never worksA human could reasonably fall to any of the 4How the fuck is a human gonna fall to the horned rat? To vashtorr?
>>741849719Do you think he can still poop? Does he have a legion of Mechanites whose sacred duty is to wipe him because he can't clean himself, or is he hosed down by Luna water by a Custode when the smell becomes too much?
Slaanesh, my soul is going into a blender anyway, might as well enjoy it.
>>741851086The same thing they think of other skaven.
this your emperor?
>>741851126>enjoy ityou wonthe's the god of excess not pleasure this includes torture
>>741851091Human devotees to the GHR do exist in the lore. He doesn't think very highly of them.
>>741851165Last I heard, Slaaneshi cultists enjoyed being tortured.
>>741851126That's not how that works. Why do you think the Eldar piss buckets at the idea of dying and their soul going to him?
>>741851019
>>741851227>himLiterary and unironically "they". The other gods are referred to as "it".
>>741849719These drawings always have completely fucked scale. Big E wasn't a giant.
>>741851204>Last I heard, Slaaneshi cultists enjoyed being tortured.It's a two-way street, and you might be on the recieving end of something you can't handle. Ever wondered what an excess in fear or despair could be like? Stretched over the course of infinity as your soul is torn apart with your sense of experience trapped in one moment, of agonising, time before you cease to be? That's Slaanesh's potential ballgame if you devote yourself.
>>741849980>Slanesh has a horsecock with its own mouth and tongue on the end btw.That's the hottest fucking thing I've heard in a while.
>>741851307
>>741851307Scale with emps was never consistent, to a point where it is known in universe he shifts his appearance with will
>>741851351>lens flaresnow that's evil
>>741851335Sounds like normal every day life to me.
just have the imperium blow up already
So who determines what kind of excess slaanesh hands you?Is it just random or can you trick the system?
>>741850952>chaos god of order
>>741851091>How the fuck is a human gonna fall to the horned rat?Rat is a god of desperation and selfishness. Any person who seeks to benefiete themselves at the cost of others is a rat. So is any person willing to degrade themselves to survive/archieve their goals is a rat.Prostitute sucking off drug addics for $20 to pay rent is a GHR worshiper.Jews hoarding masks during covid to sell them at 10 tines the price were GHR worshipers.
>>741851463It depends on what you actually desire. Not what you think but what you really crave.
>>741851295No Anon. The gods are all refered to as "he" in all objective material
waiter! please more super sayian shonen powerups in my sci-fi setting
>>741851463Arbitrary, but usually falls down to something you are already predisposed to. It always starts as intrusive compulsions until you track down a cult to facilitate it. Most people seek the excess but then learn the hard way until it is too late that as a mortal they cannot process the full extant of what excess actually is. It's Hellraiser on steroids.
Slaanesh seems like a good deal until you get shoved into a chaos space marines ass so your struggling, dying body can stimulate his basketball sized prostate.
>cringehammer yikes
>>741851612This. Eveyone wants the drugs until they are thrown into a giant blender to become drugs to a champion drug addict more powerfull than they are.
>>741851537This is a bit weird to me, because if its just the excess of what you desire, wouldnt that mean that everyone getting giga tortured is just some sad sack who subconsciously felt the need to get punished for something or whatever?
>>741851537So what if someone genuinely truly craves true love and understanding. Did they game the system?
I think I could make it as a demon prince
So if I understand this correctly, if my desire was to have say, a big happy family, it would get twisted into some giga high speed mass breeding rat farm level shit?Like being a father of 10 gorrilion kids or whatever, most likely not human anymore either?
>>741851680Yes and no, because Sadism doesn't end at consenting parties. If you get a kick out of eating human meat you're not going to stop if your meal says no. Doubly so if you enjoy murder.
>Magnus, my son, I know you fucked up the Webway, but I offer you a chance at redemption. Sit upon the Golden Throne and be with me in the Immaterium, learning the secret truths of the unvierse upon my defeat of Horus. I have even made for you, my fuckup son, a new chapter of Space Marines. All you need to do is destroy your gross Tzeentch-afflicted Marines,>Aaaah no dad! Not my horrifically mutated sons!God I hate Magnus.
>>741851680No anon. You don't get giga tortured because you felt like being beaten deep inside. You wanted to eat, so you get stuffed until you burst.Yuu wanted to dance? You can't stop even as your feet turn into a bloodied pulp. Paint? Paints aren't enough, your own blood and guts are needed to put your mark on the canvas.
>>741851796Every single Primarch was a mistake.
>>741851768Yep. You enjoy pleasure? Well guess what you're just a giant serotonin receptor now for an eternity until I get bored and devoure you
>>741851796Magnus was loyal to his sons AND his noble shard was goneHe did NOTHINGwrong
>>741851351He big
I know this is all moot because>meta knowledgeBut with this meta knowledge it really does look easy to game the system
Thoughts on Angron?
>>741851909ok, game it then
>>741851915None.
>>741851915He seems angry.
>>741851915actually did nothing wrong but Emperor should have just put him down
>>741851928I want to be a hyperpreg futa monstrosity who perpetually gives birth from all orifacesYour turn mr slaanesh man
>>741851915So retarded that his clone legion saw how broken and tortured he was with his implants and went "Yeah we should all do this"
>>741849980>Which way?Can I have the Slaaneshi pound my prostate while I fuck the Tzeenchling?>>741850870>It's also why the Death Guard in old lore fucking hated being alive and sought to kill everyone.I thought they hated being alive because they were betrayed and forced into chaoshood, but I can see why being turned into a zombie abomination would make someone suicidal>>741851058All the more reason to pick Tzeench!
eldarGODS are winning this setting
>>741851768That, or you'd seek out the perfect partner and the perfect kids, only to find minor flaws in them causing you to fly into a rage and kill them, then start over kidnapping/cloning/seducing someone infentessimally closer to your ideal but never quite reaching it.
>>741849719iz he ded?
>>741852086Nah he's just having a nap.
>>741851915Is that the dude that put a thing in his head to make him always angry?
>>741851668Or less powerful but Slaanesh likes them better. Fucking Lucius.
>>741852213That doesn't really narrow it down anon...
If you think about it all the real powerful civilizations have created some malevolent realization of their essence in the warp, so the emperor becoming a chaos god for real is actually a huge win for humanities image in the setting.
>>741851915He could have had an incredible tragic story but GW are hacks.
>>741851463>>741851707Slaanesh isn't a wish granting genie. She's (yes, she, trannies btfo) the goddess of excess.If you like a bit of alcohol, you start drinking more. And more. Soon you take alcohol with drugs. Then you do cocaine. Soon enough cocaine isn't enough.There is always a desire to be perverted by Slaanesh. Recognition into sociopathy into BDSM slave pens. Love into sex into orgies. Etc. Often all at once, all at the same time.>but what if my character is a buddhist who wants nothingthen he wouldn't fall to Slaanesh, sure, just be murdered and raped by her horde of daemons. Sorry, did you think Slaanesh care about your consent? You can't say to Slaanesh "nu-uh, I'm pure, I don't consent into being raped and devoured alive and sodomized by a dragon dildo"That said, you can impress Slaanesh enough that she gives you whatever you want. Sigvald in Warhammer Fantasy and Ax'senaea in W40k are both characters who impressed/amused Slaanesh so much she basically gives them whatever they want, because it's fun. In fact, Slaanesh could be the easiest chaos god to get favors from.
IN A SUNLESS REALM, THE SUN ROSE!
>>741852332>yes, she, trannies btfo)How the fuck are troons btf by you calling a guy a she? You're just doing their bit
>>741852367Who would win in a fight?Big E in his prime in 30k or Smegmar?
>>741852213It's more like he had it forced on him, and then thought it'd be cool if he forced it on his entire chapter (note: iirc he sucked at doing it so it had a 100% mortality rate at first)
>>741852451Obviously Big E.
>>741852451Prime Sigmar stomps 30k big E so hard it's not funny. Crusade era Emperor needed to 2 v 1 a big ork.Sigmar 1 v 2 Gork and Mork
>>741851915The only primarch who didn't become the official or de-facto ruler of their planets by the time the Emperor found him. A complete and total loser.
>>741852541>Crusade era Emperor needed to 2 v 1 a big orkThat's a bit reductive. It was an OG Ork from the time the Old Ones were throwing galaxies around to fight the Necrontyr and Ctan
>>741852451The Emperor and it wouldn't even be close. Prime Emperor before the retcon killed Horus while he was empowered by 4 chaos Gods.
>>741852606Krorks are the size of imperial knights, the one in trazyns warehouse was described as 12 meters tall. (~40 feet in freedom measurement)
>>741852701Sigmar might have lost to Exalted Archaon, but that Archie form is so far beyond Horus fighting them isn't even comperable
>>741852451Gonna go with Sigmar since he's chill with achieving godhood while big E is holding back from it.
>>741851915AAAAHHHHH
>>741848525all good except khorne
>>741852701>before the retconI'm out of the loop. Did they change something in a recent Siege of Terra book?
>>741851487Chaos is about excessive. Each chaos god take an idea and turn that idea to it logical extreme. Khorne is violence to the point of mindless slaughter, Tzeench is about change to the point that he doesn't care if change is good or bad, Nurgle is about despair to the point of giving up on everything. When big E become a Chaos God, he would take his obsession with control to it logical extreme
>>741852994His lesbian girlboss Astartes, who also invented space marines, stabbed horus to save big E from certain death
>>741848525The way of FIRE and INDUSTRY.HASHUT!
>>741851138no, this is
>>741853080Hashut isn't a god of fire or industry. He's just a god of slavery. If he was worshiped by goblins he would be a god of spiders and shrooms to them.
Reminder that by the next year Sigmar is going to *die*, in the wake of The Last World.
>>741853047I thought based Loken briefly talked Horus down, leading to the Chaos Gods to get annoyed with Horus (thinking he's in charge), so they abandon him.
>>741853047The fuck are you talking about? The geneticist that created the marine project and was named Astarte was killed by dark angles before the primarchs left their pods.
>>741848525probably tzeentch desui dont want to rot, or kill or have weird dengenerate sex magic seems cool though
>>741853382Slaanesh isn't about sex it's about excess of sensation. You'd be just as likely to have your head pressed against the galaxy's biggest loudspeaker on full volume and have your head explode.
>>741853168Obviously incorrect. Hashut is a god with a few aspects; first and foremost he's a god of Tyranny, Greed, and yes Fire. A fire that consumes all around, and is never satisfied.
>>741853219good, hopefully that tanks aos sales
>>741853478Tzeentch controls all aspects of fire in the Fantasy canon.
>>741853447Can I just pretend not to like getting my dick sucked by hot demons? Or would Slaanesh figure that one out?
>>741853478I'd even say that Hashut would be a prime contender for the Forge of Souls, along with Perturabo.>>741853568No he doesn't.And besides, both entropy and decay are primary aspects of Nurgle, yet that doesn't mean that the Horned Rat doesn't share them as well.
>>741853447lol i don't want that either! slaanesh is not for me
Talking about aspects of Hashut is pointless becauae he isn't a chaos god
>>741851401I think his official biological height is confirmed as normal human sized but his psychic powers are so great he can not only use illusions to appear taller, but actually re-shape his body on a molecular level to change his physical height so he can wield custodes size wargear
>>741850809Don't worry about it. Probably won't really matter in the overall narrative
>>741851463For the EC it seems pretty random, some become noise marines and just want things LOUDER.Some are basically rapist cenobitesAnd some are just space junkies addicted to demonic heroin, i guess it depends on what they were before they became astartes
>>741850469I don't think there's any clear lore on what happens to the average human soul when they die for Big E
Imperium threads > xenos threads >>>>>> dogshit >>>>> chaos threads
>>741849980cultist-chan of course
>>741852052They already lost by being totally banned from both heaven and reincarnationImagine having to exist eternally in a glowing rock or go to superhell lmao
every faghammer 40kringe story be like>the world of Shitholia IV in the DIllatus sector is struggling with an Ork incursion>Imperial Guard losses 6 million people per hour,>OC donutsteel successor chapter of Blood Angels - Viscera Enjoyers arrives>captain Asmodeus saves the day however he still has much to learn as the chapter master Killalot pointed out>EMPERORS FORESKIN, THIS ORK INVASION WAS JUST A SMOKESCREEN FOR THE REAL THREAT - CHAOS MARINES>UNDIVIDED BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY ADD FLAVOUR TO THIS STALE BREAD>after Asmodeus BTFOs Evil Keneevil in RIGHTEOUS FURY, his dying mentor tells him he now knows what it means to be a true Space Marine™
>>741851561Slannesh is also described as She Who Thirsts
>>741854146You can go back to Disco Elysium, Deltarune or whatever other trannie series you crawled up from.
>>741854190He is refred to as such by elfs only. Same elfs who can't think about him too much or they explode.That's why i specified objective. When James Workshop writes and article, he will call him a he
>>741849980Khorne>Slaanesh would fuck ME>Nurgle stinks, rots, decays etc.>Tzeench would turn me into a condom that is used for eternityAt least Khorne-chan would only bite me and claw my back bloody
>>741851915Barely any room for a character becuase his character is being one dimensional. So obviously lacking in loyalty to the Imperium, while having a huge and obvious hate for The Emperor, that keeping him around in an incredibly fucking retarded idea that could only ever go wrong. Angron is the most boring of all the Primarchs by far
>>741849980Impressive. Very nice. Can we see the Imperial/Xeno representatives?
>>741854146You forgot the part where the CSMs have 10K years of experience and incredible relics yet still get stomped by Kyle the fresh Marine
>>741854146They don't even bother to include twists and second antagonists any more, they just add more Guardsmen characters for 'character drama' aince modern Loyalist Marines are incapable of having any depth.>The Orks are invading Dipstick VII!>Quick, send the Ultramarines, led by Captain Heroicus!>Heroicus arrives and is immediately greeted by Colonel Secondaria Protagia, who was the focus in the prologue>We cut to Segeant Imadie as his position gets overrun by Orks even though he was a good friend of Secondaria. Don't worry, his last stand is appropriately heroic>Queue twenty chapters of Heroicus eaffling about killing Orks until the Warboss shows himself, at which point Heroicus beelines it to him and kills him immediately with the support of Secondaria>Heroicus gives a rousing speech to the Guardsmen and his fellow Marines about their duty to the Emperor>The End
>>741854441Could be a good format for pulpy short stories instead of full novels
>>741854146>>741854441It's really kind of weird that roughly 90% of the stories are just like this.Sure, who honestly cares but I always assumed they could do a little more with the material.
>>741854532But if it's not a full novel then how would we learn that that Cadian LXIVXMCth Regiment paints stripes on their ROGAL DORN BATTLE TANKS in orser to honor Cadia?
>>741854567When they do you get people like this >>741850979
>>741854431There was a big lore retcon about that. Cannot remeber the book but the bulk of chaos space marines are new breed canon fodder jobbers made from stolen scraps of gene seed that is then corrupted into being as close to the chaos chapter as they can get
>>741854650To be fair, of the Horus Heresy only the first 5 books (out of roughly 60) are actually halfway decent. Maybe the last ones in which things happen might be too, but why the fuck would you slog through more than 50 books in which literally nothing happens?
>>741849719So, Tzeentch
>>741848525I want to be blue but I think I'm actually red
>>741854431you forgot the part that a chaos marine is inherently low IQ for falling to chaos to begin with
>>741848525I choose machine god (not emperor) (not void dragon nu-lore shit)
>>741854650>people like thisHey fuck you man, most of them are drivel, it started out promising but in the end ruined a period better suited to mystery.
>>741855191>period better suited to mysteryWhat mystery? HH has been documented in different games since 88 when the first primarchs were made playable in Titanicus.
>>741852565thiswas looking for this before posting it myself
>>741854703I have no doubts. As long as they can turn the most iconic villains of the ip into saturday cartoon villains for the brand new ssj4 gigamarines, anything goes. A reminder to not take the setting seriously since geedubs doesn't.
>>741852541>Crusade era Emperor needed to 2 v 1 a big ork.Emperor was pretending and/or used His 'human' power to fight. Once He unleashed His true psyker power, everything in vicinity was obliterated by Him. It was stated that He literally melted His opponets souls into nothingness. So, Smegmar would not stand a chance.
>>741855501That power only works on demons. You wouldn't even feel it if he did it to you
I still desire a new Eldar game.
>>741853914Yeah. A blank sister of silence described His real form as an old, tired albeit handsome man.
>>741852541The power that the Emperor demonstrates throughout 30k makes it obvious that he never goes all out when he first engages something, else he'd always be pulling out psychic supernovas or some other dumb shit instead of hitting things with his sword
>>741854404>>741854778What is essential HH? I've read the first four and am on Fulgrim. I presume Prospero Burns, and all the SoT stories. What else?
>>741848525Am I still allowed to say "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"?
>>741856013SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>741856000Buddy you've already pretty much read them
>>741853143>Sugmar
Sigmar > The Emperor
>>741856254>Sigmar = Emperorfix'd
There is literally no reason not to join chaosThe Imperium can't winEven if you fight them they will only get stronger and when you die your soul will go the warp to be devoured by demonsBetter join the winning team now
>>741856013No. Fuck off.
>>741856254Sigmar was a cool barbarian king but then became a lame gaylord in the AoS eraThe Emperor was probably a cool barbarian king at some point in his long life but decided to become a retard insteadIt's a tough choice
>>741856423Just pretend AoS didn't happen and you'll enjoy him more
>corpse worshippers will never get this
When are we getting a game about Leagues of Votann
>>741856640People aren't interested in buying short games anymore
>>741848525Is Tzeenth the only option if you want to stay somewhat sane? Or at least not reduced to a lobotomized retard who's only hyperfocused on 1 thing
>>741855108There is no such thing as low IQ Tzeentch worshipers.
>>741856684No the only option to stay sane is to choose the greater good instead
>>741856682Stop that
>>741848525Can a human join Gork n Mork's party?
>>741856640>pickek
>>741856684Tzeentch has the highest rate of turning you into a mindless mutant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9E0MeyK76Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_neKF4_1SvMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdaw6vOLluwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sq4RFDuVpIChaos isn't always fire and brimstone. It sometimes starts as whispers and small temptations.
>>741856817No. Gork and Mork are artificial creations made by the Old Ones to act as the psychic 'anchor' for the Orks' gestalt psychic presence. They are not actual Gods.
>>741856891People on earth worshiped chaos for millennia before the Imperium and it didn't mean you would start rotting in life. Emperor made chaos retarded with whatever he did on Molech.
>>741849980laying in bed and feeding pretzels to tzeentch-chans shoulder mouth
I will always choose my boy Nagash
>>741856891They recently published a neat short story about a noble falling into Slaanesh worship.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/20rph39a/chronicles-of-ruin-passions/
>>741856950Eldar propaganda, Gork and Mork are alive and well and fighting all the time in the warp
>>741857059The Eldar 'gods' aren't real either, anon. They're the same a Gork and Mork.
>>741856886Sounds better than rotting or horny or angry all the time tbqh
>>741851707Yes. Look up Syll'Esske.
>>741857137>They're the same a Gork and Mork.They're alive and well and fighting in the warp?
>>741850283Another fool snared in.
Nurgle seems like it's okay once you get over the initial, horrific transformation into an unspeakable decay/sickness monster.
>>741857137Just because they're created by le Old Ones doesn't mean they're not "real"The Emperor was techinically created too but he's as real as it comes
>>741854146>>741854441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH8JNry1iAwKremlo came from spaaaaace!
>>741857212Fake gods created by the Old Ones who now exist in stasis following the War In Heaven.In the case of the Eldar gods they're now completely destroyed and subsumed by Chaos.>>741857305They literally aren't real Gods, as they have no Daemons and hold no territory within the Warp.
>>741856950look up digganobz before you lie using secondary information you got from a 'loretuber'
>>741856704>I'm tired of the emperors deceit and lies, i shall instead worship the god of deceit and lies>this power is surely for my benefit and mine alone with no hidden deceit or liestzeetch worshippers are the absolute lowest IQ of them all
>>741851831Flawed god begets flawed creations. It is what it is.
>>741857447>Look up [complete bullshit made for a long defunct sidegame nobody played]No.
>>741857395>they have no Daemonsa zillion screamin green boiz wont a word wiv yoo>and hold no territory within the Warpdey old terrs tori wereva deyz wont.
You are given full control to develop one 40k game, what do you make?
>>741857395Rogue Idol is as much of a demon as Avatar of Khaine
I love Nurgle.
>>741851831What's wrong with Gorillaman?
>>741857575Persona 5, but 40k
>>741848525Green all the way in
>mind rapes your entire realm by existing near you
>>741857686This, but only if you can romance SoB, female Custodes, and female Inquisitors
>>741857580The Avatar of Khaine is a Khornate Daemon, anon.Rogue Idols are Elementals, hence why they're not in 40k.
>chaoswankers trying to downplay gork and mork being more powerful than all 4 flavors of gayos combinedA tale as old as time
>>741848525I can fix Slaanesh
>>741848525The only way, Him. *kneels*
>>741850170>god of humanity>kept alive by orks
>>741857282Until one of thousands of potential ways you can get cut off from the warp happens, then all the pain comes back at once and even death guard kill themselves because they can't bear it
>>741857685He never bred that elf chick
>>741857780There's no evidence of Gork and Mork even existing.
>>741857631no anon.thats not pestilence, that's excess.you're a filthy fucking slanesh, and even then you're not the kind who fuck, you're the kind who overindulges in energy drinks and sugar.not something cool like drugs, or music, no, zoomie juice.its not even fucking rotting, papa nurgle would be as disappointed as your own real parents.
>>741857780Yeah but they don't do anything so may as well not exist
Battlefield esq gameplay but it's imperial guardsmen vs orkz on a death world jungle
>>741851915His first captain is a great guy.
>>741857514>NOOO MY CANON IS MORE TRUE THAN YOURS BECAUSE ITS NEWER NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!my canon is more real because its been there longer than you've been alive, and it was written by the people who created the game, not some later moneymen
>>741857862They manifest in flesh in fantasy timeline and physically kill things with their fists
>>741850809chaos prophesy so very likely tzeench shitposting
>>741857862thats just proof of their brutal cunningand if you say they aren't real again then ill show you their cunning brutality.
>>741856950define gods...
>>741857809>muh middle eastern le emperorLol
>>741857890
>>741857970That's in Fantasy, not 40k.>>741858036The only REAL Gods in 40k are the Emperor and the Chaos Gods.
>>741857845Big Emp would send a psykick attack and burn his dick off if he found out
>>741857862If Gork and Mork ain't real then why is your head being krumped in?
>>741853015You know chaos is the opposite of order right?
>>741857862They're literally in the new edition trailer
>>741858105Big E would have bred an elf himself if he thought it would strengthen humanity against chaos somehow
>>741857862vulkan gets mind melded with orks in war of the best and sees themthey are real
>>741858140did you know true order is complete stagnation? therefore nurgle is an order god
>>741858140Chaos is also paradoxical and self-defeating.
>>741848525slanny but hold the trannies
>>741858087what about the greater good? and the elder gods? and the machine god? and the malal? and the c'tan? and the old ones?
Wouldn't collective Ork belief in Gork and Mork result in Gork and Mork existing?
>>741858270you'll be holding one part of the trannies
>>741850230>he is unaware
>>741858278There's no arguing with an HHfag. If it ain't imperium or chaos then it doesn't count
>>741856682ANON HAS WRONGED US
>>741857032Is there any undead god of necromancy or smth in4ok or is it all chaos this or that.
>>741856682
>>741858509>god of neck romancingnah mate, no vampire counts in 40k
>>741858278>Greater GoodAspect of Tzeentch reinforced by stolen faith in the Emperor>Eldar GodsArtificial creations, originally aspects of the Chaos Gods, have since then been re-absorbed into their respective Chaos Gods>OmnissiahSpecifically a large Shard of the Void Dragon that the Emperor subdued during the Middle Ages.>MalalNot canon>C'tanPowerful Realspace constructs capable of warping reality, but not the Warp.>Old OnesPowerful psychic race, not Gods.
>>741858294Orks can't decide which one is supposed to be brutal, cunning, brutally cunning, or cunningly brutal. That means Gork and Mork can't fully manifest as concrete conepts and entities in the Warp, just a big blob of WAAARGH! energy in the Warp.That's what makes Ghazgul so existentially threatening. If he rallies enough boys under his banner and settles the debate, then every Ork will believe him.
>>74185850940k isn't cool enough for a supreme lord of undeath to manifest
>>741857575a Eldar game where you can play one of the many aspect warriors
>>741858509Necromancy was invented by Nagash's perversion of elf magic and later raped into the wind of shyish as he bound with it. So probably no
>>741858571How was the emperor on Mars in the middle ages?
>>741858069>middle easternThen it was the center of the world and His lineage is purer than every human that lives now (026.M3) in your so called middle east.
>>741858571lets pretend thats all true.so then how did the eldar create slanesh
>>741858105Nah. Big E was a big eldarboo. if he found Gorillaman somehow concieved a child with her. he would revive back
>>741856254damn I love those collagesreal shame darktide is 'make your own OC' cringe. I would rather them going for 4 faceless guardsmen with different personalities like Republic Commando with some eye candy femoids.
>>741856640mechanicus 2 has votann but I doubt there own solo they can reach the same height as the other 40k games
>>741858778
I MISS KARL FRANZBRING HIM BACKHE IS PRINCE AND EMPEROR
>>741857707holy based
What is god exactly. Like aren't they just really powerful warp entities that gain godhood because they just the biggest dogs in the Immaterium? Like there were a ton of warp entities represented a bunch of things in the warp but slowly the big 4 just ate the rest, gain their aspect and now in the stalemate because none of them could take out the others.
I still yearn
I am a Psyker in real life. ama.
>>741859049There's like a dozen versions of god, but chaos ones are what you said. Biggest tumours on the immaterium
>>741858946what's with the octopus
GORK N MORK R COMING
>>741859127You mean you have schizophrenia? Or you're a witch?
>>741859153Chaos spawn>>741858778Every fantasy edit is special indeed
>>741859263Yes
>>741854878YWNBHG Tzeentach. c
>>741859127Summon a Slaanesh daemon in my room right now or ur fake and gay
>>741858682He threw the C'tan Shard to it from Earth. It crashed there and formed a colossal trench, where it still resides.>>741858704They didn't. Slaanesh has always existed, and due to how time works (or rather doesn't work) in the Warp, the Chaos Gods set the Eldar up to fail knowing it would lead to the rise of the Imperium.The Eldar were allowed to rule the galaxy because they were lazy, disorganized, and lacked proper direction without the Old Ones. This allowed Humans to ascend into the DAOT, until Slaanesh ended it by causing the Fall of the Eldar, thus allowing the Imperium to form.40k's history is the Chaos Gods arranging the pieces for the Emperor to ascend to Godhood as the Dark King.
>>741860404>dark kingnulore garbage
>>741859098ebin :DDD
>>741857197
>>741857631
>>741858975I got you, bro
Being a blank (autistic) is so comfy bros, dont gotta bother with any of that crap.
>>741857575A battlefront gameAn aeronautica imperialis ace combat game with a bigger focus on flying over active battlefieldsEldar or Custodes musuoFire Warrior remade to be good and its own thing instead of a bad halo cloneSisters of Battle idol gameIG game in the style of classic call of duty titles, but when you die you switch to a new soldier until you get it rigjt or wiped out. Bonus for vehicle/tank levels with real effort put into them
>>741860796They alreasy established Prime isn't Karl, i don't care if some retard working on WarCom decided to teas something that isn't canon
You know the old saying. Never ask a xenophobe the species of his girlfriend.
>>741860796Looks like AoS spess marine garbage
>>741860610Cope and seethe. Xenos are background characters.
>>741858975>>741860796In AoS Franz is literally Sigmar. The two of them fused in the End Times and became a single entity, which has carried over since then.
>>741850952Dark King is the god of avarice, not order.
>>741849980Khorne-chan would ironically be the safest option.Thought of choosing Tzeench-chan at first, but she'd probably turn my dick into a bird that screams prophecies whenever I get hard.
>>741850952>alpha legionnaires that are secretly loyalist are actually still chaos space marines>alpha legionnaires that are secretly traitor are actually fighting chaosgenuinely kino
>>741861673She has the heads of her exes on her shoulders. So not only is she open and honest about her bodycount, you also know upfront what you are signing in for. I do agree she is the best option out of those 4.
True dawi
Odd question but why do people seem to really hate the Aeldari?
>>741862083Eldar have always had the most busted rules every single edition
>>741862083They're a distraction from my primarch enemies to lovers slashfiction
>>741862083Who? The fanbase or the people in 40K?If it's the fanbase, it's mostly because most Eldar characters are assholes and despite being a major part of the lore, Eldar play no significant role in 40K.
>>741862083Knife eared jobbers who never do anything with egg shaped helmets
>>74186208340k writers forget the setting has other races besides humans
>>741862083I don't hate them but I do think their aesthetics are boring.
>>741862083Arrogant, fucked everything up, midwits who think they're playing 5D chess, jobber pantheon, nothingburger storylines
>>741861673>Tzeentch gf>your dick turns into a bird that screams prophecies whenever you get hard>Slaanesh gf>puts your cock in a barbed cage and then tries to get you hard>Nurgle gf>gives you an STD that slowly rots your cock off whenever blood goes there>Khorne gf>rips your dick off in rage
>>741862083There is some secondary autist on this site that has an irrational hateboner against them and will start shitting on eldar and eldar players any time they are brought up. There is no reasoning with such demented retards.Some secondary morons who are under the mistaken impression that 40k is a humanity fuck yeah setting also seethe at eldar, tau and the leagues of votann because they are superior to the imperium technology wise on some respects etc. They especially hate the tau because in their retarded world view "they don't fit into 40k", presumably because they aren't as morally reprehensible as the imperium is.
Woah my Rogue Trader turned into one of these? Radical. Should've actually happened in-game even if it was just for the final battle.
>>741862661>they aren't as morally reprehensible as the imperium is.You are the secondary here if you believe this
>>741862083It's mostly just imperiumfags who are part of the "fanbase" of 40k mostly by consuming loretuber slop and memes from twitter. You are hard pressed to find an actual person who plays 40k and collects the miniatures presenting such irrational anger at the existence of other factions besides the imperium in the setting.
>>741862661>presumably because they aren't as morally reprehensible as the imperium is.wakeup granpa its not 3rd ed anymore
>>741862875Uhh are we the bad guys????
>>741862739Nah, the worst shit the tau do pales in comparison to standard imperial practices.There is legitimately basically nothing as horrifying the tau do as what merely servitorization is in the imperium, and that is just a banal, stock standard procedure in the imperium that can befall random citizens even for minor infractions or if some techpriest deems that his personal manufactorum needs few more laborer servitors.Remember that the average imperial citizen has basically zero rights, and exists as what amounts to a slave under the rule of uncaring overseers and nobles who can treat their underlings more or less as they wish. The imperium is a horrifying dysfunctional dystopia, and has been described as the bloodiest and most monstrous regime imaginable since the inception of the setting.Tau sterilization and implied mindcontrol shenanigans is like kid's play in comparison to what the Imperium does on the reg.
>>741848525NO WAYHUMANITY ONLYEMPEROR ONLY
>>741862942Newer editions haven't made the tau in any way more morally bankcrupt or monstrous in their practices than the imperium is.
>>741855741>His real form as an old, tired albeit handsome man.That was just another illusion, to motivate the sisters to want to protect the handsome silver fox husbando
>>741857575Payday clone where you play as chaos raiders stealing stuff from the imperiumAnd unlike payday you get buffs for killing civilians because sacrifices, that and inquisitors and arbites are likely to shoot the hostages so you have no leverageClass or skill tree based on the 4 chaos godsLoads of customisable guns and an upgrade system where you make them posessed demon weapons
>>741862083Weeby katana wielding space elves are lame and gay
>>741862661tau are mary sues of such intensity that make ultrasmurfs at their peak look restrained. and they definitely dont fit into 40k, but mainly because they are immune to everything bad in the setting; they may as well exist in a separate setting, for all that it affects them.
>>741863293God, I love the Emperor.
>>741863430Only if you have utterly shit taste. The Eldar have easily the best aesthetics in the entire setting.
>>741861557AoS is fan fiction tier, I don't consider it canon.
>>741862083because it's a faggy fucking nameit's Eldars
>>741863123The practices of the Imperium are applied pragmatism because Emps understood the warp and what a soul actually is. Your secondary ramblings are pointless and you belong on reddit with the rest of your skim reading Tau faggot friends.>its heckin friendly and based when the Tau sterilize and exterminate entire races in their tiny sphere!!!
>having LE SERIOUS in depth debate about a universe gw can't even keep track ofremember when the Q'orl were hyped up as being the one enemy too much and too close to terra (spread thin and all that) if they had FTL travel and then gw went nah we already have another weird insect race to sell and then got ignored despite it making no sense to have a supposedly medium-major player in the next door segmentum to not be backed up by an enemy of the imperium
>>741857575I'd make a Corsair prince game that allowed you to have your own customized character and crew of eldar corsairs with which to board mon'keigh ships and space stations for loot and plunder, as well as have your own flagship & fleet of vessels.Basically Mount & Blade Corsair. I'd make it so that you could recruit warriors from all walks of Eldar society, be it from Craftworlds, exodite worlds and even Commoragh.Combatwise I'd make it work sort of like warframe just to get the acrobatics and crazy speed of the Eldar across and near seamlessly mix melee and ranged combat.
>>741848525Asking lorefags which is the worst and best?I would have picked the foid. I bet they are sex cultists but the catch must be terrible.The bottom left is pleague shitslurping. That's a hard no. Top left looks violent animalistic transformation. No bueno.Top right must be mental illness manifest.I go with the tongue foid. Orgies and sex slaves is the vibe I get from her but what's the catch. In 40k everything is miserable so it's def not just orgies and sexslaves kind of party.
>>741862083I enjoy them because they're Vulcans except it took an even bigger catastrophe for them to learn restraint. The combination of scifi aesthetics with Ancient Greek armor enhances their alien look. I also love Exodites (Amish Eldar on dinosaurs) and the Corsairs.
>>741863885>Asking lorefags which is the worst and best?They are all the worst option. That's the catch.
>>741863631>The practices of the Imperium are applied pragmatism because Emps understood the warp and what a soul actually isLmao, pure copium from retarded secondaries who can't handle the fact that the Imperium is a dystopia that regularly commits self sabotaging atrocities because it is ran by a retarded, uncaring and dysfunctional ruling class to whom the lives of their subjects have zero value.
>>741863687Are you trying to put Dark Heresy supplementary material into the main canon? What's the point?
>>741862083In the strategy games I loved them the most.Underdog and wierd strategies. Every other faction was a powerhouse, except early game imps.That being said the eldar was clearly the weakest of them all so you had to make up wierd meta breaking tactics and avoid late game.
>>741863934Based fellow man of taste. Eldar armor design is fucking peak.Luv them tall helmets and plumages.
>>741863550The Visarch has such incredible drip.
>>741864337Agreed. His model is the only good thing to come out of the Ynnari debacle.
>>741863557That's wfb lore
>>741864003Objectively a couple of those fates must be lot worse than the others, so I ask againWhich way lorefags?I'm undecided between top right and bottom right.
I want to rawdog an eldar woman while she calls me a mon-keigh
>>741864093are you joking
>>741864487Nurgle would be the best way to go
>>741864487Sure, pick number 3. That's the best.
>>741848525The one and only.
>>741864485ET is AoS lore. FantasyGODS disowned it when they saw what it led to
>>741850952>chaos god of orderNo, now you're just making shit up. He'd be the Chaos God of Annihilation.
>>741863123I find it funny how the only defense against this that brainlets can come up with to make the tau seem worse morally is to instead strawman into another issue of who is stronger militarily, because if the imperium of man can't beat the tau in any moral competition then we have to resort to our ape brains to say "well they would get their asses kicked eventually anyway"
>>741848525>lol lmao teeth, tusks, fangs, claws & horns growing out of the collar and shoulders xDwho invented this dumb-ass aesthetic and why do so many people think it's like some "cool" mutation?
>>741850128>um actually you cant SEE anything because we just pick up particles bouncing around and interpret them visually so nobody looks like anything>um you have never actually touched anything because there is a 1 electron thick layer separating your atoms from ever touching other atoms he is that because he looks like that when people look at him and it doesnt matter if with special atheist glasses he doesnt look like a 20 foot tall greek god. the sky is blue because when we look at it it looks blue you fucking faggot
>>741849837>Locks eyes with nearest Custodes>No one will ever believe you
>>741864873nta but the Dark King is supposed to be the god of subjugation to which all chaos gods will swear eternal fealty. You could say it is some form of order.
>>741864873Chaos god of bad parenting.
>>741864750>grooming gangs are UK natives fault, not Pakistan's cultureLol what a retard you are
>>741849980Khorne girls are for full Nelson
>>741864487Undivided is best. Follow Abaddon for true freedom from the oppression of the imperium or just worship chaos with lorgar.
>>741850620It’s possible you just need to be extremely devout like Lorgar or Erebus. The gods don’t like handing out their power in equal measure to many champions because serving them equally means you can disobey one to please the other three.
>>741865040What you're thinking of is the Primordial Annihilator which is just Chaos Undivided. Dark King is Encroaching Ruin which is described as "Chaos in its purest form. It hungers only for destruction, that all things mortal meet their end and be forgotten. To this singular end it moves inexorably, driven by a nightmarish purpose which subsumes the petty divisions of daemonkind." Anyone calling him the "Chaos God of Order" is just a headcanon retard. This isn't AoS. There is no Order vs Chaos vs Destruction vs Death bullshit faggotry here.
>traitorous humans turn to chaos>some dont worship any actual chaos gods and just hate the imperium>some of the ones who dont worship chaos gods even enslave demonsguys, what if because theyre human, they are actually feeding the emperor's godly influence?
>shoot yo shit>m-my lord we lost the factorium to the heretics, I'm sorry their numbers were too many>chill out lil nigga, Big E saw you keepin' it real we'll take it from here>Emperor protects
>>741865535>There is no Order vs Chaos vs Destruction vs Death bullshit faggotry here.You literally have Space Maribes as its own separate group from Imperium and all Xenos as 1 superfaction.Absolute state
I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it Adeptus Mechanicus would be a better poster boy faction.
>>741866236>is one of the least played armies while simultaneously being the most expensive
>>741865934>"i want more homosex"
>>741866351just one more feature in vidya...you'll see...
>>741862942Phil Kelly is the worst thing to happen to the Tau and all his lore can be safely discarded. I would rather they just not get any books than get the shit he writes.
>>741865934Those are just shop categorizations in 40k's case.
>Khorne and Slaanesh hatefuck(lovingly) constantly>Nurgle fucks IshaWho does Tzeentch fuck? Or is he a redpilled incel chud(like me)?
Rather live in the empire ngl senpai
>>741866694>Or is he a redpilled incel chud(like me)?Yes. He's even in his gym arc
>>741866694No, Tzeetch keep changing his fucking partner with extremely fast rate. Or he fuck an everchanging abomination
>>741866694Tzeentch is the funny 4chan le epic troll god, so yes.
>>741849980Okay so why wouldn't picking the Khorne girl result in the two of you going on murderous rampages together in blissful harmony? Why would she want to rip my cock off?
>>741848525slaneesh because I want sex
>>741866694None of them fuck you degenerate coomnigger. The Gods are above petty mortal things like sex.
Guys. What if... Warhammer Fantasy x Star War Battlefront 2 (classic) gameplay?
>>741866882I do know at least one woman who is really into lords of change for some reason.
>>741867070>guys what if [shooter game without functional projectile weapons]
>>741848525whichever have goodest looking female creaturas
>>741867068except for the sex one that has a big female penis
>>741860756Men only want one thing...
>>741867070how the fuck does battlefront even factor into this? its a scifi shooter and you want it for lord of the rings?do you mean a meat grinder game in general?
>>741851915there are no males in my thoughts.
>>741867739>its a scifi shooter and you want it for lord of the rings?Don't look up Lord of the Rings Conquest
>>741850809Chaos god of authority and tyranny. Think humanity's Slannesh if 40k was written consistently.
>>741867940see>>741865535fucking lorelets
>>741860756this but genders swapped
>>741867924>Lord of the Rings ConquestSick game
>>741868009I liked it, it was a good ideaI think a Battlefront style game could work for Warhammer no problem
>14ft tall psychic immortal man strides into battle with flaming sword and golden armor>HEY DID YOU KNOW I'M NOT A GOD YOU SHOULDN'T WORSHIP ME
>>741868213You're just one of the simple minded individuals that led humanity to ruin.
>>741868213
I just noticed the whole 40k universe is built to impress cuckolds and to create more cuckolds.
>>741868391Injecting tbe seed of another man is more gay than cuck
>>741866236The Adeptus Mechanicus is out and out cooler and better than the IG/SpaceMarines
>>741868667You could have a SM, IG and Eldar army for the price of a single AM one. They are insanely expensive to collect.
>>741864738Based
>>741868667I don't care for the minis. The generic tech-priests and Kataphrons are cool as fuck but everything else is either boring or gay. Special fuck you to Cawl and the foid techpriest.
>>741868751>>741869013minis? look and lore, not interested in tabletop at all (cool for those who are however)
>>741867924you were right to tell me not to look that up, because it not only looks like abysmal shit, its still not one single bit like battlefront in any regard. its not even a meat grinder. it fucking looks like neverwinter or something like that
>5th time this thread appeared in 2 weeksWhat's the end game here?
>>741858069He's never really been middle eastern. Big E has always looked like Conan more or less
>>741870160Converting anons to the ruinous powers
>>741870160stop digging
>>741870160Because people here like Warhammer. Why don't you go post in a GTA 6 thread or something?
>>741869528Based fellow lorelet
>>741870449oh yeah, all this wonderful "video game discussion" that totally isn't just generic /tg/ lore masturbation
>>741870635 (samefag)Novels not included
>>741870674Did your tranny janny application get accepted yet?
>>741870674Here, now it's vidya
>>741870730As decent as the Joytoy figures might be nothing really beats assembling and painting your own guys
Why do warhammer threads always attract that particular breed of tranny that comes in here crying not vidya despite the dozens of warhammer vidya in existence? I never see anyone pop into TES lore threads or halo threads and complain that no one is posting gameplay or talking about any game in particular
>>741864873More like a God of Death since humans are basically like weeds and the human mortality rate is what keeps the imperium going.>based on recent 2026 estimates the mortality rate averages to roughly 2 deaths per secondThe more humans there are, the higher the mortality rate.
>takes a dump all over the Imperium
>>741871074>I never see anyone pop into TES lore threads Well, except for noldorfag. And now that I mention it, two retards are pretty similar and share a common interest...
>>741848525Me? I'm a Malal/Malice boi
>>741871074Why Karens complain about things IRL that do not affect them? Same logic, getting high of stopping someone else's fun
Khorne is actually a good guy. You cant do anything good with plague, hedonism or trickery. You'll just end up with more piss and shit, useless junkies, and everyone trying their best to stab each other in the back for the hell of it. You cant use these to fight evil. However, Wrath can be used to destroy evil. It can even destroy itself. If we suppose that there's more evil people in the world than good, then the fight is already lost. Since we must presume that there's more good people than evil, then we only need to spill more blood and the good guys will come out on top.I am a Khorne Paladin. Blood for the blood god.
>>741862083>eldar in story>be the biggest pain the ass>finally get defeated>umm...actually...I wasn't the threat okay ? gl hf *dies*Eldars are faggot losers bitch
>>741870674There are a gazillion 40k games, the lore discussed here is part of many different vidyas
>>741856950What does artificial mean? The Chaos Gods aren't even able to exist on their own and had to be slowly birthed by life in the Materium
>>741862083The fans are mostly waifufaggots and gooners. Same case with the Tau.
>>741868213>manits actually 12-36 men
>>741864487Best to worst for the average guy because no you aren't getting to champion level>khorne, you're killed when the blood starts drying on some guys armour. It's over and your skull goes in a pile with the rest>tzeentch, you're used as fuel for a ritual. your soul is torn apart, briefly exposing you to the raw matter of the cosmos before being snuffed out forever>slaanesh, you're ground up into a powder and snorted, magic keeps you alive and in agony thought the process because that's the good shit. You slowly dissolve into some dudes system and then are no more>Nurgles, you get all the diseases. You cope that these are blessings or gifts but you slowly rot. You pray for the suffering to end but nurgles cares for the diseases, not you. Eventually you become a poxwalker and what's left of you shambles around infecting others until you're too damaged to move. You're then the grown into some settlements water supply
>>741873174Poxwalkers are usually unwilling victims of the Walking Pox. Nurgle does have normal cultists who are just chill and want to spread misery and plague to the normalfags. Yeah you'll be a decaying diseased wreck but you're likely not going to become a zombie.
>>741873174How to champion level and then which one is the best when you are chump champ
>>741849879>AoS novel>canonlol what a retard
>>741874068>how to championBe already successful before the gods notice you.>which one is best Irrelevant, you don't get to pick and choose in that scenario and the god who chooses you will mold you however they want.
>>741873769100% guaranteed once enough fungus reaches those guys brain they're just herded into the poxwalker pens without dropping a beat.
>>741849879It's MalalJohn Wagner and Alan Grant > Goy Niggershop
>>741848525Nurgle is the comfiest and thus best choice.
>>741851915Khorne is still mad (heh) he got this jobber instead of Sanguinius
>>741870730Damn, oldfag lore books.
>>741867980Ruin is the Great Horned Rat's domain, not the Emperor's.
I am about to activate the Alpha Primus protocols and enter the Skitari.
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>>741850163Well they steal chaos gods from Moorcock, so they should go all in and make Emperor the first god of law
>>741848525Tzeench feels like an exclusive VIP club
So all chaos gods and theie demons are just reflection of mortal psyche right? So is there somewhere in the warp a cute deamonette that just wants to hug and play vidia games?
>>741882772Yes, but that's all she wants to do so you get your ribcage crushed and starve to death in front of your pc with her
>>741848525I suppose Tzeentch because I might know the least about him.I'm not degenerate enough for Slaanesh, I'm not violent enough for Khorne, I don't want to bloatmax with Nurgle, so only Tzeentch is left.But I'd still rather just leave the solar system with an AI and get away from the warp.
>>741854146Pefect sir perfect, but you need to have couple of girlboss negresses that dont need no space marine chuds to really top the charts in blacked library
>>741856682I always main the short kings whenever possible, be they hobbit, gnome, or dwarf.
Dunno man 40k sounds very cuckoldish40k is kill be cause they failed to read the room and they were afraid to insult foids, trannies, fags, jews indians and blacks, you know all the "minorities" except the white chud, the shire chud got free hunting season on its ass.Fuck 40k.
>>741883656Yeah but look at this.
>>741883998Why is that necron wearing space marine armor
>>741883998>AI slop
>>741884130Necron? That's a chaplin.>>741884167No you're ai slop, but you won't ever have your knob slopped.
>>741864873And the he will grab khorne and body slam him yeaah like in my Marvel duuudee, God why the we wanna story continuation retards had to win...40k lorewise should be just my guys in space sandbox
>>741884305Pajeet mad
>>741882772Yes but she immediately got impaled by an evil daemonettes futa cock.Thats why there are no good daemons in the warp, the evil ones kill them all.
>>741884659Check this out.
>>741882183That's AoS you retarded nigger. This is fucking 40k.
>>741884714Arent lessers demons just a small shards od papa chaos gods ? So why would one finger impale the other ?
>>741884856Not him but isn't the warp the same for all universes? Or at least the chaos gods are the same?
>>741868537Geneseed even just sounds like straight up cum.
>>741885226Once they were as Liber chaotica showed but no longer as by GW own words
>>741883656warhammer is just a rip off of 2000ad comics anyway
>>741885226No. AoS is shit and gay and that rat nigger will NEVER have anything to do with 40k.
>>741866236My estimation of Angron as a duellist just fucking plummeted
>>741885226It's the same GW said so last year during the Year of Chaos celebration stuff. Arguments agaisnr are jsut "duhr i don't like the other stuf!!!" like in this retard's case >>741885687
>>741886142Okay faggot show me where the Great Horned Rat appears in 40k or any official statement from GW that he is present in the setting. The End and the Death already confirmed the Dark King was Encroaching Ruin and I'll believe 30k bullshit over anything from Aids of Shitmar any fucking day.
>>741884925The lesser daemons of a power are, yes. But theoretically speaking there is nothing that is stopping vortices of emotion that have nothing to do with the chaos gods from reaching self awareness within the warp.It's just that, with the advent of Slaanesh, the types of emotion that do not directly feed it or any of its brother gods is becoming vanishingly small, if they even exist anymore.
>>741886568Necromunda rat cult. Besides just because a god is in the Warp doesn't mean it has much presence in the materium. Slaanesh didn't do much until eye of terror opened
>>741885497>GW said no>>741886142>GW said yesBros
>>741886803That's just a bunch of weirdos with rats though. There is never any mention of GHR. Even their religion doesn't worship him.
>>741884305Blanche was too good for this world
>>741887075That's how human cults of ghr work. He never presents himself to his human fallowers because he want to replace them once they foolishly worship him enough for him to conjour his spawn
>>741886970Who cares dude I Am just reading Liber chaotica and thers like one picture with deamonette big round ass, like the type you want to ram youre dick into, WTF happend with GW why is everything so ugly now
>You now remember that really cool concept that GW first introduced when asked if both Fantasy and 40k inhabited the same universe, that in a paradoxical way Fantasy was some feudal backwater planet forgotten by the Imperium and at the same time 40k was a fantastical vision of the far future contained within a wizard's orb on that very same planet
>>741887436That sounds stupid.
>>741887436Werent in end times when skaven captured lizardmen city they contacted eldar from 40k or some shit ?
Pls gib boltgun 2 release date
>>741887571Yes, there's a bit where Skaven use some holophone shit and an eldar picks up
>>741887630Imagine the prank calls
The warp, gods, and daemons are the same which is why there's a red faggot riding a motorcycle in total war warhammer
Magnus the Red cameoed in an Aos novel and retards will still say there is no way to travel between the two
>>741888059Every time you point out something from a novel, retards will screech that BL stuff is not canon. There is no discussing with these mongoloids.
>>741863123The Tau are doomed unless they acknowledge the immaterium and its gods as a real threat. One thing I'll praise newer writing for is showing the consequences of assimilating swathes of warp-sensitive races without any countermeasures. And ironically, it pushes some Tau characters to entertain the idea of genocide. Too bad they balanced that with the lamest possible take on Ethereals as saturday morning cartoon villains.
>>741888407The Tau already had a literal deus ex machina written for them that makes the least amount of sense in the entire setting.>So uhh... this species with really dim souls and very little interaction with the warp amalgamated a warp god of protection that saves their asses when they can't do it themselves
>>741888407That new tau book elemental council is pretty good though, I hope the guy who wrote this will be main tau writer now, he seems to understand them
>Tau mentionedRemember when a single (1) Imperial assassin killed the supreme leader of the Tau empire, along with his retinue of most elite warriors?
>>741889017That assassin is either saying 'lol I trol u' or 'nigger' judging by the tau's reaction.
>>741887124He'll be sorely missed. I couldn't really watch the videos of tribute it was like a gut punch.
>>741889017Well culexus assassin is like a ultimate cheat engine, they make other assassin temples look like scrubs really
>>741889017Hes so hilariously op in chaos Gate deamonhunters like when you level her to max level she destroy nurgle niggers like cattle
