When did steamies become so cringe?
why did you crawl out of xittergo back nigger faqggot
>>741852162Portal 2 release
>>741852162They've always been cringe.
>>741852275>steam>most benevolent game company>takes 30% of every purchaseLmao
>>741852162They really ramped up the negative shilling huh? That lawsuit riled them up real good.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>741852396Never forget that Gaben taking a patent trolling Rothschild to court and establishing reteoactive legal precedent saw the entirety of New York's legal system move again Gaben with a farce of a lawsuit within the following 72 hours.
Steam machine will change gaming. Fuck you!
>twitter touristwho cares
>>741852275>most benevolent game companyThe same company that invented some of the most predatory monetization practices in the industry btw
>>741852162This is just Indian chatgpt Twitter income farming
>>741852709>buzzword slopYup. You're indian.
>machine machine machineWhere's my fucking frame, Gabe? I've got mini golf to play.
I'd take these threads more seriously if they were made by anyone but the most subservient lobotomized slaves in the entire board>>741852738stop talking to the reflection in your unpowered monitor, tendiesis
>>741853050
>>741853118>Stop using the multibillion dollar company's launcher>split your library>don't want to? You must be a jeet!NTA/thread
>>741853196I'm not a cuck so I don't use steam.
>>741853239>I'm not a cuck so I argue against the most convenient, long running platform success born of competitors sucking shit for 20+ years
>>741853312>convenient>being forced to be online or switch to offline mode>have to use their proprietary spy ware always on DRM kernal level anti cheat to run any games>can remove games from your account at a whim>can ban you losing all your games at a whimUsing steam makes you a cuck alright.
I had an Alienware Alpha and loved it. Used it for 10 years.
>complaining about a toggle>making shit upConcession accepted
>>741853408>have to use their proprietary spy ware always on DRM kernal level anti cheat to run any games
>>741853474>making shit upSteam doesn't have DRM? Hmm what is VAC again? I accept your surrender cuck faggot.Meanwhile I'll just download and play whatever game I want while you gargle gabes shrivelled nuts and beg him to let you play. Fucking cuck.
>>741853597It helps to know how to spell kernel before you pretend VAC is in every game let alone kernel level.
>>741852162god I wish I was Gabe>is rich>has a yacht>has millions of retards on the internet willing to deepthroat your dick regardless of what you do
>>741852162If this contained a "it's not x it's y" clause I would be 100% convinced it was written by AI. As it is I'm only 80% sure
>>741853651So steam does have an anti cheat?Oh damn I raped you huh?
>>741853714You respond like a 6 year old that's assmad.
>>741852275I don't know why but Linus building a PC that's twice as good with a controller included for the same price as a steam machine really made them mad.
>>741852162Fanboys of any franchise/brand have always been second hand embarassment dispensing machines.
>plug and playthe fuck is he talking about?>start pc>start steam>buy game>hit install>hit playhow is this not plug&play
>>741854039Boomer complaining about discs when consoles don't even have them anymore, simple as.
>>741854039Why do I need steam to do that? Why can't I just buy it, install it and play it? What do I get using the extra step?
>>741854107>Buy it>Install it>play it>without dealing with BSYou just described the reason they're the #1 storefront and PC games aren't sold in brick and mortar anymore.
>>741854159No I didn't. Why do I need steam? I can just buy it, download it and play it.Or hell I just download it and play it off the gym woman site. Why do I need steam? What's the point?
>>741854204>Why do I need Steam?My bad let me drive my ass on down to BestBuy and buy themOh wait
>steamies are just miggertards2016 was a mistake.
>>741854269>the only place you can download games is steamAre you stupid?
>>741854374Who're you quoting, retard?
>>741854396You dumb ass. What do you mean go to bestbuy? I can download games from a million websites that don't require me to install proprietary closed source DRM software on my machine just because fell too hard for gaben memes.
>why can't I just buy, install and play a game>why can't I do the very things Steam got big off of?>why does it have to be steam?
https://youtu.be/xgd7qa2M2foIn my opinion this video is the most cringe shit steam drones every created.Nooooo Gaben, dont give us 70% off on pixel indie games noooooo
>>741854461Weird, I never said Steam is the only place to download a game.They are the most popular from every successor to GFWL feeling unlike a successor to Steam.
>>741854517I don't need to download any third party software to download games. Why would I? Why can't you answer this simple question I've asked you about 3 times at this point?
>>741852275Didn't this retard brick his Linux install when he was trying to set it up?
>>741854461>buy it>install it>playing>akshually I care about a lot more than that now that I need to move the goalposts
>>741854559Where else are you doing the three things you mentioned before acting like a retard and being retarded blurred? The site that said their own business is unsustainable, GoG??
>>741854584>NOOO YOU NEED TO USE STEAM!>BUY THIS DRM BECAUSE YOU CAN BUY GAMES OFF OF IT!>Why?>UHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY!? DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BESTBUY!?Lmao
>>741852275>most benevolenthow did these meme get started anyways? I don't remember valve ever doing something 'benevolent'? they've made a few fun games and a decent platform, that's all
>>741854660>I want to buy a game>install a game>and play a game>but I also want to do full rarted mental gymnastics about why I dont
>>741854629>the site that said their own business is unsustainableWait... Do you only use services that are popular? What are you a woman or something? Do you have some primal need to fit in or something?Yes I download from GoG or I download from the games website or I download from gymwoman. What kind of retarded question is that and why can you still not answer my question? What's the point of steam?
>>741854660>I want to buy a game>install it>and play it>but I'm gonna do mental gymnastics about why the platform that made that more possible than ever isn't it
>>741854761>made that more possible than ever>requires me to download their always on DRM >they can remove all your games at a moments notice>made that more possible than everThe more I interact with steamies the more I think you faggots are braindead jeets. What do you think we were doing before steam?
>>741854747I use what works. GFWL isn't Steam and I'm not about to use a downgrade.Fit girl isn't buying a game but you need your out, it's okay, I accept your concessions.
>>741854809>dude there's always on DRMOh shit a cd key, save me niggerman!
>>741854821>FIT GIRL DOESN"T COUNT!>GOG DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE ITS UNSUSTAINABLE TO INVESTORS UH!>GFWL IS THE ONLY OTHER ALTERNATIVE!!!Holy shit I mindbroke you huh? Don't worry I accept your surrender now that you've completely lost the plot.
>>741854039AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT TAKES SO LONG! I want something like:>Enter home>Alexa™ equipped 2B sex doll greets me and asks me which game to boot>starts TV>Steam™ or whatever™ is booting game.>game already on Main Menu>2B sex doll already on knees waiting for me to sit down and start gaming so she can start blowing me.
>>741854865Can I run a game from steam without steam being on in the background? What do you think it is if not DRM? Answer truthfully for once in your life.
>>741854875You're the one who had 3 requirements and swap it to 2 when shoving yourbfoo in your own mouth, nigga.
>>741854950Need to move the posts that badly huh?
>>741854956What requirements you mindbroken troon? I asked what the point of steam was when I can download and play games without the middleman. You've gone around the houses trying to convince me I actually need that middle man when I don't and never have and now claim that the places where I get games from are not actually real alternatives to having an always on DRM service installed on my PC that won't let me play games unless I run it first.
>I want to buy a game>Install a game>and play a game>I also don't want to run any launcher brw>no drm btw>anticheat bad, never-mind it isn't even colonel level
>>741855030How far we've gone from you wanting three key points but then again I don't expect much from someone that doesn't know what they're on about in the first place
>>741855087>got cucked into running a launcher for his launcher>anti cheat is good actually!>drm is good actually!I was right the first time. You're a cuck! Why deny it if it's true and you like it?
>>741855172>I want to buy a game>install it>play itLol, lmao
>>741855145>3 key pointsWhat the fuck are you talking about? You still can't answer the question I've asked about 5 times now.Why do I need steam if I can download and play games from the internet? Why would I want a DRM program installed to play games?Can you answer that or are you going to schizo out again?
>>741855234When I answer you tack more on, it's not my fault you can't even stick to the claim you want to buy it as one of the only three things you claimed mattered. Do a flip at the mental sped Olympics some more, faggot.
firmly convinced 9/10 valve threads are esl at this point. that being said steam machine a shit for consolefags to get jewed over
You haven't answered once yet and you didn't answer it in your post. Why do I need steam if I can download games off the internet and play them?I know why you're not answering and haven't attempted to of course, because there is no answer. There's no point in steam and you're attached to it because you're a jeet fanboy who slobbers on BRAND NAME dicks to feel like he belongs to something.
>>741855430>Ask question>get answer>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS DETAIL THAT DIDNT MATTER???>address it>watch the room temp IQ try to whatsaboutism out of the aether again>rinse/repeatCouldn't even stick to the initial 3 priorities, had to cut out paying because broke in more than one way.
>>741855430I don't know. Why would you need steam you obsessive faggot?
>>741855486Where's the answer??? You haven't posted an answer at all yet.
>>741855559No need to give any more answers when you'll respond like my kid when they were 4 years old anyways.Guess where you'll be inputting those GoG keys after GoG shutters.
>>741855556You don't need steam. That's the point. And if you use it you're a cuck.
>>741855559Clearly not to buy, install or play games.
>>741855586>No need to give any more answersI accept your concession lmao.
>>741855652Imitation is flattery even if done at the retard olympics.
>>741855597>spacewar multiplayer hack>sales>guides, reviews and forums>shared libraries across devices>Headless steam service>cloud save>steam inputThese are my reasons on why I use steam.
>>741855686And yet you've lost. You can't answer and won't answer or engage. So I win. Kinda sucks for your ego I get it.
>>741854932>2B sex dollyikes... especially when A2 exists
>>741855735>You've lost!>that's why I had to backpedal and pull so many new concerns out of my ass!>you heckin' lost!Just Educated Enough to Troll
>>741855808>backpedalI've asked the same question the whole thread. Why do I need steam? You still can't answer. I win. Now you're just seething. But I expect that from an indian.
>>741855429>consolefagsNot a single consolefag is buying a shitty, underpowered gabecube, its only purchasers will be retarded PCmutts who love funding yachts.
>>741852162I'm so glad I never got into western comic books or wrestling as a child.
>>741852335How's that my problem? I'm not a game studio's accountant. I have to pay 70-100 regardless. I don't care what percentage goes to who.
>>741855850>akshually I don't care about buying it all along>akshually steam always has to be online! You can't just open it without internet!>the anticheat is kernal level!!!>omg I hate being online or offline >:(Alright sweaty, whatever you say.
>>741852275Don't get it wrong Linus is an absolute fag and you shouldn't listen to him. Dude can't even assemble a computer correctly, yeah... I've seen "that" clip. Can't memory hole that. With that said, Valve drones are absolutely insufferable, if you don't want to hear them then don't talk about valve, maybe use a different distributor like Epic or GoG. Your bitching is annoying and does nothing.
>>741855890Literally the only people I know excited for this are all consolefags mad at Xbox for raising their prices that hate PC because you can't sit on the couch with a controller and "plug and play" on PC. Not a single PC fag is excited.
>>741855969It's because we like actual personal computers. Not whatever the fuck Valve is doing.
>>741852695Just don't gambleBROJUSTDONT GAMBLEYou could own Valve right nowBut you'll keep gambling. You'll keep slurping Valve's cum while pretending you hate it.
>>741852162who even cares about the steam machine, I want a fucking steam frame already
>>741856030The reason every bud I know, and we all make our own PCs, isn't excited is because of price to performance and Big Screen mode not being appealing. Meanwhile Xbox just got rid of the means to buy online access at bulk prices anymore and the GabeCube just came out.
>>741855927>you can't buy games anywhere except steamGoG, Itch, Humble bundle etc.>anti cheat is kernal levelSteamie seethe.>omg I love having to go online offline to play games I've bought!!! xDYeah I know you do cuck. Meanwhile I don't have to because I don't use steam like a cuck boy.
>>741856105>quoting himself againSo mindraped you need to make up claims and fight your own demons. Sad!
>>741854713Valve's pr has made Gaben the modern-day Santa Claus.
>>741856154I quoted you you greasy pajeet. I see there's still no answer huh?
>>741852162Cringe Twitter posting should be publishable by death.
>>741856198Go ahead and (You) me where I said Steam is the only place. If it's not more of the same sped gymnastics I'm gonna be sad.
>>741856252Got it lined up and ready Rajesh. Once you give me an answer about why I need steam of course. I'm waiting.
>>741852162I really can't fathom why anyone would defend this thing so hard. It's too weak to be a good modern gaming pc and it's too expensive to be a starter pc. The only thing it has going for it is the form factor, but is that really worth spending over a grand on so it'll look nice in your living room?
I love it when Pcbros go like>Uhm Steam is an open ecosystem, you aren't locked in certain consoles to play steam gamesMeanwhile no Steam on anything other than Steam Deck, PC, Asus ROG Ally, Lenovo Legion Go and other handhels which are PC adjacent...
>>741852162why is ai writing so easy to spot?
>>741856328See >>741854334
>>741856327It's almost like I never said that but you tried to follow up what I said with moving the goalposts so hard counting to three important factors you asked for suddenly became too difficult.
>>741852162Good morning sir.
>>741856384Just waiting for you to answer the question as I asked that first Patel. Once you do that I'll point out where you said it.
>>741854713They're just less cartoonishly evil than everyone else
>>741856439You're gonna keep waiting while I keep mocking you for the special Olympics you put energy into for the rest of usCan't even count to three without needing to shadowbox your imagination.
>>741856497>You're gonna keep waitingBecause you don't have an answer? Yeah I know. Looks like I win.
Gaben is shitting down the throat of every cunt nigger faggot tranny steam hater
>>741856534Shit nigga, "Buy game" isn't even counting to 3 by your own priorities it's counting to 1.
>>741856567Schizo post again huh? Are you going to answer the question at all or just posture about how indian and schizophrenic you are?
>>741852275Good on that absolute faggot racemixing tips to not be like shiller nexus trying to find 20 different ways to give valve an out, including the "but it's easy to repair!" video they just shat out.I always hated all techtubers but people here worship Steve for some reason, if after all that they can't come to the conclusion that he's both a retard and above all also an hypocrite just like the rest then you're terminally retarded.Don't forget to buy their 3D printed GN steamcube covers lmao.
>>741856612Its not my fault you gave me such an easy retarded claim at the very tippy top of the thread to dunk on while you scramble for whataboutisms then think the way to savage being retarded is by merely pretending. It's free real estate.
>schizoposter imagining things is now calling others schizocinema
>>741856698So still no answer just more schizo posting? Can you even postulate the question or are you one of those retards that can't grasp something like "How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?"?
>>741855030> Why do people like the local grocery store more than walmart? I can just shoplift
>>741856808I'm sorry, I'm still hung up on the kernal level anticheat DRM and how it doesn't let me buy, install or play games.
>>741856868Why would I use steam if I can buy and download games and play them directly? You're dodging around like a politician which is expected from a shitskin brown. You ever going to tackle this one schizo?
>>741856948Clearly it's because Steam is the only place where you can, retard.
Why couldn't they increase the price by like $300 and give it a better gpu and cpu, assuming it was going to cost -$300 before the ram price increase. You can get a 9070xt on sale for like $500 these days
>>741854713>basically nonexistent and unintrusive DRM>rich client functionality >freeing people from microjeet with Linux support>best revenue cut for developers >stayed when others were pulling out during ps360 years
>>741856948Because many games cannot be bought and downloaded directly because developers and publishers lack the server space and bandwidth to host their game for mass download and outsource that service alongside payment processing to third party storefronts such as steam, epic, and GOG, of which steam is broadly the most functional and has the largest library
>>741857089But anonIt's colonel Sanders level.
>>741857016Hardware unboxed covered this. Worth the watch honestly. It's nothing to do with tight margins, they want to make money on the steam machine and are selling something not worth the price because they want to make money. AI ram and HDD prices have very little to do with it. https://youtu.be/Kdm85jhn2Ps
i wonder if first slots reservation lottery be worth anything, i rolled the dice on highest tier but i don't have any plan on buying one since i already bought new rig earlier this yearpeople are still gonna scalp this shit including me despite their stupid lottery system
>>741852695Pretty sure Korean MMOs especially were doing cash shop shit way before Valve.
>>741852162Holy cringe
>>741857126>steam is a monopoly so you have to use itBut it isn't. I can buy from GoG, Itch, humble etc. If it's not available I'll go to fitgirl and get it.If the above is the case, then there's no reason for steam.
>>741852275Not a cult btw
>Listing convenience =< claiming a monopoly
>>741853312you don't own your games, and if you try and sell your account with games you bought with your money you get your games taken from youYes you're a fucking cuck, kill yourself
>>741856328Cultists will gladly buy anything with a valve logo.
>>741857371Oh no the person I sold my account to has a problem to deal with that's no longer mine?SAVE ME NIGGERMAN, SAVE ME FROM PROVLEMS CONFINED TO RETARD LOGIC!
>>741857323>convenience>can't buy it anywhere elseSo you're ESL as well as retarded.
>>741852162>Consolefags really think the steam machine flopping has any bearing on my rig that is 10x stronger than their console.Lol lmao even
>>741857371>So angry he (You)'s the same post twiceWew
>>741856364>No steam outside PCWhy would I need it anywhere fucking else? What is this argument?
>>741852335that means the prices are lower at other stores, right?
>>741857460Calm down, Kernal Sanders.
>>741852162>It's going to turboflop again and get silently abandoned
>>741852162I hate these ai written summary posts.
>>741856364you want steam on consoles?you know what's denying it? console manufacturerstheir hardware could easily run steam and dualboot linux but they locked down the bootloader because buying from them is how they're able to sell you hardware for below manufacturing costs
Thank you, Tim. For providing us an alternative to the Gabecult.
>>741854039more like>turn on pc>look for steam>make account>install steam>update steam>update drivers>update windows>update headphones and mouse>install 4 other apps to play ubisoft, rockstar, ea games>oh shit the game doesn't work >look for fix>install another driver update:>play game>oh shit it runs like shit and my controller is not connecting
>>741857876do you enjoy just making shit up?
>turn on PC>open browser>type in site name>need an email>open email service>sign up>go back to game site>sign up>click verification email>ready game to cart>need to out my card info into the site>God forbid the bank sees this as unusual activity or I'll have to describe more unnecessary detail>check out>want to play game on Linux>need to install Steam anyways
>>741857568they say shit like "it's le hecking open ecosystem" like it's a good thing. wouldn't an open ecosystem be on let's say XBOX for example?
>>741857929They don't know English anon, it's very possible that opening a program and clicking play is like llaying The Witness for them.
>>741857662not that I personally want it on consoles but steamdrones defend steam machine's flop with copes like "you're able to play steam games everywhere, it's an open ecosystem" while it's a mostly a lie
>>741854107Isn't that what consoles are for?
>>741857260Hop on Darktide bro.
>>741858167Skiitari yesterday
>>741858012a console has locked down operating systemwith xbox you have to buy everything from microsoft and everything was approved by microsoftyou have no choicewith steam you're choosing to install it because they offer the most games and have the most consumer friendly storeif you don't want it you can throw pennies to timmy or gog or pirateand your hardware is not locked to steamyou have a choice
>>741858084>it's not an open ecosystem because those entities with a closed ecosystem are denying you access to it because they fear competition
>>741858203but just like GoyimPass and GoyStation+ where you can't play their games outside of their stores>>741858259>I say that it's open while neglecting the fact that eveyone around it closed it. I'm free to move inside the cage others built around me.
Ironically enough Live marketplace is more "open" than even, don't you know Halo is on Steam and not on EGS or GoG?
>>741858383retardopen ecosystem means you have access to it while being able to go somewhere elseinstalling another games launcher takes 2 minutesthe same thing on console is innately impossible, you either have to buy another piece of hardware for $500+ or wait for a jailbreak that permanently fucks up your console
>do you.... understand... what valve... spent 10 years.... building....>don't.... make me angry... kitten...
>>741858531Nobody tell OP about PC being so backwards compatible it can run Amiga games.
>>741858383yes, it's openany x86 device can technically run steam, soon arm too when fex is properly cookedconsoles meanwhile rely on specific operating systems that serve as intrusive and restrictive drm
>>741856170But there's barely been any PR about him in years aside from his yachts and what someone said he said in the latest totally-not-rothschild-prompted lawsuit.Most of gabe's rep the past decade comes from greasy pajeets trying to build the idea of a "cult of the fat man" so they have something to attack. Even the most dedicated steamfags almost never bring him up other than to prod some hypersensitive little epic twat.
They could sell it on discount for 600$, wait for the holiday season.
>>741858001>download from fitgirl>press play.exeSounds like a you problem.
>>741858841It would still be overpriced and useless since it can't play modern titles above 25 fps.
>>741858907>open browser>type in site name>try to search title you're looking for>doesn't fucking work>try to go by alphabetical order>pages and pages and pages of early 2000's web format>find game>it's in 9 fucking parts>Google torrent client>go to deluge site>download deluge>get torrent download link>don't know what to do with 21 fucking archive files in pieces>fuck off to pirate bay>type in name of game>it just works>uploaded by dauphong>copy magnet>open deluge>add torrent>go to magnet tab>paste it in over already clipboarded magnet like a retard nigger>wait on downloads>unzip>run exe installer>get virtual AIDs>finally launch gameLook I can be a convoluted retard too
>>741859165>literally becomes a convoluted retard unprompted
>>741859253>>741857876Gee I wonder who it's taking the piss out of
>>741852212HOLY FPBP BODIED OP THE FREAK
>>741852275i mean the anime pfp freak is kinda correct, because even Cucknus himself said in the review that the biggest point of SM was the form factor, HDMI CEC, and it just being a console like plug and play
>>741859584Pretty grim that this is our first "open source plug and play PC console" ahead of what Microshit has planned for the Helix but at least it's faceplanting so whatever comes next can run.
>>741852695you mean EA? they where the very first game company to introduce loot boxes
Former console player here... i'm trying to download Elden Ring but whenever I Google "Elden Ring Torrent" I get picrel... is that some error? How do you PC players even play ER?
>>741856445>killed physical>pushes gambling on kidslol. lmao
>>741859308That's not me dumbass.
>>741860084Lol!
>>741860084I don't play rollslop, but that's funny.
>>741854713When everyone else around you is acting like a jackass it pays to just sit and wait
>how it started>"I want to buy, install and play vidya">how it is now>"think of the children"
>>741852275He's half right, Linus "standards in the minus" Tips is an absolute faggot
>>741852162When???? Anon i....
>sells it for 1400€>everyone calls it a scam and overpriced>6 months later>slashes the price to 999€>everyone praises it and says it's the best thing ever>steam drones buy it en masseeven 1000$ is overpriced for this Gamecube tier garbage.
>>741852275>these are the faggot tourists that post on /v/
>>741860291Never said it was, dumbass, but from the volunteering to defend yourself over nothing now I'm suspicious.
>>741852162As gay and cringe as that post is. Where is he wrong?Do you want to be stuck with microjeet windogshit forever? I'm not buying a Steam Machine, because I don't need it, but I do hope it sells and that it gets third party companies to market their own variants, that offer good performance for acceptable prices. You aren't buying the steam machine, you don't care for it at best. Why go out of your way to shit on people who enjoy themselves or get excited about a thing? There's something demented about that mentality. Though I don't think most of you are that way, it all seems like inorganic consensus cracking flooding
>>741860532considering how much they are charging now for the fucking steam deck which is even weaker i dont think the cubes price is budging
When will the moderators add the option to report threads that fall under "random Twitter posts" category?
>>741860626>that offer good performance for acceptable pricesDo you think the steam machine is good performance for an acceptable price?
>>741860795Nigger, are you actually retarded? Don't answer that, you are. What you quote was written to imply the answer to your braindead question.
>>741860084Do you guys think fromsoft did it on purpose?
>>741860084>google tpb proxy>pick one>search for Elden Ring>????>kill yourself
>>741860915Wow you got really mad. Are you under 6ft? You get really upset quickly huh?
>>741861076>Retard nigger picks out the very last part of the complete sentence>Responds like an indignant niggerNTA
>>741861076You're genuinely dumber than a jeet
>>741861213You'd know street shitter.
>>741861258Within the demented frame you've just constructed, where I am a jeet, and you are dumber still, you still lose. Get real goofball
>>741861396>confirmed as a jeetKnew it.
>>741861447Living up to the actual retard calling others retarded trope with a coat of attentionwhore over it.
>>741861514Sorry I don't speak hindi jamboy.
>>741861570>only use is for the lulz of others>calls others the jamboyWew
>>741861610You're literally indian.
>>741861645I'm not the one confused with the spelling of kernal/kernel/colonel. If you're not a third-world shithole'er you sure do English like one anyways.
>>741861768What are you talking about jamboy?
>>741861851The fact the guy calling others jeets spells and acts like one.
>>741861906No what are you talking about colonels the fuck?
>>741861956>kernal level anti-cheatWhen a retard calls you stupid you're typically pretty happy not to be a retard.
>>741862024Are you trying to distract me from the fact you shit on the street?
>>741862089I come from a country where we can use our 3rd grade homophones with ease unlike you.
>>741862136Oh yeah I can tell you love homos bro lmao.
>>741862089>>741861956>>741861851>>741861645>>741861570>>741861447What a loser
>>741862179I'm not the one sucking cock for attention, but please keep riding my dick for a gotcha when you don't spell at a native born eight year old level.
>>741862270good morning sir
>>741862275The gotcha is you're a jamboy indian posting on his phone and think I don't know lmao.
>>741862314(you)
>>741862270The very first post I made said this ends with them shutting down in jeet mode. I accept yet another concession and soft admission of my superiority to izzat brain.
>>741862348You're obsessed with jeets. Kind of pathetic in a gross kind of way
>>741862332In the jamboy when you couldn't come out the end of a k-8 spelling bee with your dignity intact, whatever helps you sleep at night ESL.
>>741861007is the last part necessary
>>741862427>You're obsessed with my favorite skipping record I like to inject in every comment>that you said I'd resort to over an hour agoMindraped and read like a book.
>>741862438>In the jamboyOoof.
>>741852162Become?
>>741862514>keeps obsessingWe're talking about the Steam Machine, and you insist on changing the topic to fecaloids at any given chance. You clearly revel in shit
>>741862652That was a pretty bad time for the phone keyboard to fuck me, but look at you go buddy, you even know it shoulda been "I'm". We got Ranjesh hooked on Foniks over here.
>>741862740>we're talking about the steam machine>I just want to buy, install and play games>okay I can't even stick to the first thing I said I want because I'm that much of a woman about it
>>741862848>incoherent niggerbabble
>>741852335And? Are they supposed to give you store space, and bandwidth for free, commie reddit faggot?
>>741862767>jamboy copeYuh huh. Seems like you just don't know how to speak english Ranjeet lol.
>>741862889>Can't read basic EnglishI hope it's only selective, little buddy. Look at you go when you're not covering being retarded up with pretending to be retarded.
Notice how this thread basically died the moment the weekly tendie corposlave cockgarglingfest started
>>741857260I literally told you you could go to other storefronts. I was explaining why you often can't purchase directly from the developer or publisher.
>>741862936>kernal anticheatLol, lmao
>>741862980Steamies are just Teslatards but they worship billionaire Gaben instead of billionaire Musk.
>>741852162My 'Steam Machine' has a 4080 in it.
>>741862980I'm just surprised OP didn't jeetspam in the first 5 minutes, I like my toys durable. Pleasant surprise.
I'm glad PCgaming and Valve mindbreak the average Snoyjeets mind just by existing.
>>741863035I never said that jammyjamboy. Are you going schizo?
>>741863131It's okay if you don't want to own it, I'd probably kill myself if I let a shitposter milk me for lulz for being that big of a retard every shift of the posts along the way.
>>741862969(you)
>>741852275Poster is cringe but LinusCuckTips is such an insufferable faggot I'm compelled to agree an anime PFP
>>741863316Here ya go Kernal Clusterfuck
>>741863206Attributing everyone you don't like to one person is literally a sign of schizophrenia. You should get that checked out jammy.
>>741863061It's not a steam machine unless you've got the SteamOS. As soon as Nvidishit gets supported, I'll get it on my high end gaming PC, so that I'll have a nice "steam machine" too
>>741863392Lying didn't yet you very far before either. If only there was a plugin for samefag detecting...
>>741863390NTA fatty
>>741852162I just use steam for all my games. I don't really care if valve wants to make a failure of a console.
>>741863481You're schizophrenic and indian. You've had a hard life huh.
>>741863481>retarded syntax and spelling
>>741852335It's 20-30% depending on revenue btw, still less than sony, nintendo and microsoft
>>741863534I don't have an adequately smug picture so take my dog instead.
>>741852335>quoth the fat fuck as he ordered slop from uber eats that takes a similar cut from the shitskin whose hands he eats from
>>741863670Oh wait you really are indian lmao!
>>741863564I didn't get a kernal of R&R.>>741863623>cool and solicited opinion
>>741857167>they want to make money on the steam machineHow fucking dare they!?!
>>741863731>sees a Russian rug that costs more than their car>"I see you're indian"
>>741863780I love how you can't spell kernel correct lol.
>>741863859>threadbare rug with dog shit on it>more than a carHAHAHAHA! That's a jeet alright.
>>741863873The colonel level anticheat has me fucked up.
>>741859584But are these selling points worth $1k when it gets outperformed by a base PS5 that costs like $600? When the superior performance has been the main draw of PC gaming for years?It's too expensive to attract console gamers, so they aren't going to expand their market.It's too weak, if you're into PC gaming you likely already have something more powerful. Also, I expect PC gamers to not care about something being plug and play.If you want another PC to set up in your living room for couch gaming, why didn't you just build one earlier? Why does it need to be Valve's? You had small form factor cases for a very long time, or you could always just build a regular PC, turn off the RGB bullshit and just leave it in a shelf or something.There's essentially no scenario where defending or wanting a Steam Machine isn't just pure brand loyalty. You want it because Valve is making it, everything else is an excuse.
I just don't understand why people defend steam online for free. Even if it works fine it adds absolutely nothing to video gaming, it's like telling people how great Google is.
>>741863936I'm sorry I have two or three of your vehicle on my floor, which my dog has pissed on. That really makes me wish I was you.
>>741863949You misspelled it and now you're trying to cover it up by using an even more extreme mistake to cover up your ESL. Won't work on my Ranjit.
>>741863993>absolutely nothingsteam input? linux?
>>741864095Those things don't change the game
>>741864072I'm sorry, you're right, the kernal level anticheat has me fucked up. If it drives my IQ down any more I'll only have a single kernel of brainpower left.
>>741857371let me guess, you're a physicalcuck
>>741864178>steam input doesn't change the game
>>741864178Half the Japanese games on PC wouldn't have even gotten a port if not for SteamYou're retarded
>>741852275tpbp/threadteh cake is le lie xD
>>741852162Chat gpt twitter posts are what we are baiting brown and trans people with now?
>>741864215Depends, does it serve the current goalposts or not?
>>741852275>Benevolent company>Puts their handheld on sale for the second or third time ever just a month before suddenly announcing a superior version >once the new one is released soon after they sell the old one for even cheaper
>>741864230I guess if it's important to you that's cool. It's nice that I can plug in a controller and have it work, but I made it happen before steam too. The games themselves don't change.>>741864261These are the kinds of arguments I don't understand at all. You're making an assumption that without steam there wouldn't be another company or companies that step in to bridge these gaps.
>>741852638>Can it run GTA V at 30fps?>"No"
>>741852275Everytime the LTT theme plays I sing "Sucking a man's dick sucking a man's diiiiiick" to it, a little awkward in public but worth the laughs
>>741864436But enough about Nintendo, Asus, Lenovo, and Sony.
>some fags are actually hyped for a prebuilt pc and make it their identityI genuinely thought this was a bit like the atari hype thing that 4channers meme to pass the time.
>>741852162>Valve called it VERSION. ONE.>runs forza horizon 6 at 3fps
>>74186477370 fps at native 1440p high
I'm just not gonna buy a Sneed Machine. I have a Switch OLED, Xbox Series S, and a 17-year-old laptop so I'm good.
>>741852335I support stop killing game. If game dev doesn't care about players, why I should care about them?
>>741864869>look at this screenshot!>specced worse than a ps5 (a 6-year old console)>twice the costWhy are you dumb enough to think this is a good product?
>>741864514>I'm retardedNot my problem
>>741865591>I NEED a storefront to play gamesI guess that's cool bud
>>741865517you lied and i've proven you wrongthat's about iti don't want a steam machine but at the same time consoles are for complete fucking morons and i wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy
>>741865517It's 3 time the size
>>741865682>I've proven you wrong>with a picture>on medium specs>consoles are for retards but this pc that's a straight up worse deal is okYou're a little touched, brother.
>>741865908>Straight up worseThe shittiest PC is better than a console
>>741853597You mad as shit eh
>>741854334>>741852275>danganretard
>>741854809You type like a shill
>>741866281You lost.
>>741853597vac is an anticheat retardhow do you even know how to breathe?
>>741852162this is just esl prompting Grok until it spits out a legible tweet. there is no cringe because there is no author, no sincerity. you're giving an engagement farmer free engagement because you are mentally retarded.
>>741866464Snoys do it 4free
>>741852638People went crazy over tamagochi and furbi never underestimate brand mania.
>>741852162sorry /v/ but I'm just... I'm not going to buy the steam machine.I'm simply not brown enough to buy it.
>>741852275Let me guess, he built a Steam Machine killer by looking for used parts locally and online.
>>741853408If my computer goes offline, I'll be too busy liquidating the epic hardware failure I just experienced to play video games. Believe me, when all your gear is on redundant power supply, that doesn't happen unless things go really bad.
>>741871521He built a machine twice as strong as the steam machine with a controller for the same price.
>>741857371>if you try and sell your accountOnly third worlders do this
we're ten years or so into this anti steam campaign. how's it going so far? is EGS winning yet?
>>741871765brown post
that's all you've gotif you half wits are paid to do this, someone is being cheated out of their money
>>741872105>guy sucking corpo-cock accuaing anyone else of being a shillel oh el
>>741872105>steam machine can do 4k 60fpsYeah.
>>741857876If you have to lie to make your point...
>>741864059the cow shit you ate for breakfast not sitting well huh?
>>741872105
>>741863990>But are these selling points worth $1knothats why SM is a failure, everyone expected 799 which was acceptable at this price its not worth iti hate brown "people"
>>741852335should be 100%, fuck devs
>>741854950>I run a game from steam without steam being on in the backgroundin numerous cases, yes, actually. it's the developer who chooses to add DRM, not steam.
>>741863120Turns out people who make a brand a core part of their identity aren't the most stable individuals.
>>741852275That dude is 100% /v/. Kek, it's one of you fags.
>>741852275What is even benevolent about steam? They have a good store to steal your money with and they aren't massive on censorship... But that's it
>>741857089Epic Games revenue cut is better tho and I'm pretty sure so is GOG's
>>741875747GOG's starts at 30% but is often negotiated down.
>>741874051Only if it doesn't have steamworks. Most of the catalogue uses steamworks meaning you cannot use it if steam is not on. A lot of older games don't have it like skyrim though.
>>741875996Only specifically Steamworks DRM.Devs can still use other Steamworks features without it.
>>741852275>HOW DO YOU DARE questioning my favorite corpo? Are you a evil socialist?Americans are beyond parody
>>741875747epic is a completely insolvent company and their business decisions should not be copiedif they didn't have deep coffers and fortnite they'd be out of business long ago
>>741852275I love how people somehow memoryholed Valve trying to make paid mods a thing years before Patreon kikery. The fat fuck even stepped out to defend his endless greed in public."Benevolent".
>>741853118They could have made hl3 or something for the cube but they'd rather fuck off with their shitty moba shooter How far valve gaming has fallen
>>741876558Losers are desperate to fit in here. They will suck gabes cock because /v/ used to be valve adjacent before they went fully into being greedy faggots.
>>741876552so how many dollars in total were lost to paid mods on steam?
