How would you survive the Black Mesa Incident?
>>741853229Hide in vents.
I would've called in sick. But if I was already inside, I would've turned 360 degrees and walked out.
survive?
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>>741853229black mesa got nuked buddy
>>741853229By getting lucky or something.
>>741853229I'd break into that pepe's booth just so I can toss that fucking gnome chompski into an endless abyss to erase it from ep2
>>741853229I'd probably get killed by the HECU and be forgotten.My name is Doctor Vick Hawke.
>>741853229retarded AI slop frog poster
>>741853229i'd pull my pants down and walk out, everyone would be too busy looking away from my dick to harm me because looking would be gay
If Eli Vance survived it by just following Gordon's wake, so could anyone.
>>741853229>to do(if i survive)>survive
>>741853229>SAAAAAAAAR HOW WOULD YOU SAARVIVE BLACK MESA SAAAAR I ASKED GEMINI, CHATGPT AND CLAUDE AND THEY DID NOT KNOW SAAAARS PLEASE DO THE THINKFUL FOR ME
>>741853229I wouldn't. I would listen which is what no one did.
>>741853229Considering how big Black Mesa is, as long as you weren't near ground zero or sent to be cannon fodder or a hero I think your chances wouldn't be too bad if you had enough wits to GTFO as soon as it went down
I keep seeing clickbaity headlines that the youth is going back to the olden days of vidya, does that mean theres a chance we see source and gold source kino again?
>>741853229If that autistic retard Gordon can do it, I don't think it would be very difficult.
>>741853229Gonna grab a few containers of water, a blanket and some snacks from the breakroom, then I'm hoofing it out into the desert. I have no problem walking 20+ miles to gtfo of a bad sitch
>>741857664The fact that the Blue Shift scientists just drove a car out of there says a lot.
>>741857892There's already an infinite supply of Half Life 1 mods. More than you could play in a lifetime.
>>741853229Find the first female alien and marry her, thus obtaining both a wife and diplomatic immunity
>>741857010How the fuck are you going to survive if you're already dead?
>>741858367exactly, just gotta hope I'm not a 10 mile tram ride from where I parked
>>741858367>>741858748whats the 'sensus on Blue Shift's canonity?
>>741858817Both BS and OF are in limbo until Valve decides to either do a call back or contradict them
>>741858817i assume that since its made by gearbox its in the same camp as opposing force where its just going to be completely ignored
ai slop aside, whats actually the comfiest/safest place to hide in the black mesa facility during the RC?
>>741853229I definitely wouldn't hide in a bin
>>741859054a vort or houndeye can teleport on you at any moment, hard to stay comfy anywhere in those conditions
>>741859268Both are hard to miss and die to one shotgun blast. I'd be more concerned about headcrabs, those are even more squishy but can get a real jump on you.Though now that I think about it, you may be fucked either way by any threat when you can't avoid sleeping anymore.
>>741853229not show up to work, duh
>>741853229Black Mesa got blown up with a nuke so unless you leave you ain't surviving
What are your thoughts on Black Mesa, anons?I've played HL1 a bunch of times and wouldn't mind experiencing it in a new way, even if it might be a lesser experience. Is it worth picking up?
>>741853229Find the vortigaunt with the biggest ass and start vorting it
>>741853229If you can get a head crab to latch on to your asshole you can control them instead of the other way around so that’s what I’d do. I’d scuttle away.
>>741853229pic would be comfy but knowing it's ai it ruined it
>>741853229Wait for the military to save meAfter all I am the one man who knows everything
>>741853229I wouldn't. So it's a good thing I'm not a lowpoly physicist or security guard
>>741853229So what I’ve still got the board books. I can blow this dead whistle stop right open tomorrow
I have decided that headcrabs come from the Crab Nebula
>>741860281Funny but everything comes from either an alternate dimension of earth, or Zen, which exists inbetween all dimensions.
>>741853229By not going to work.
>>741853229this tickles my urge to play abiotic factor
>>741853229>stay hidden somewhere>alien rng teleports into the room and rapes me>go out>aliens and marines rape me>do nothing>get nuked anywayliterally fucking impossible
>>741860802>get enslaved or rekt during the 7 hour wartheres no good ending for the average joe in this universe
If you just stay put the death squads or nuke get you.
Find gordon freeman. Try to follow gordon freeman. Fail to follow gordon freeman as he b hops away at 400 miles an hour using a railgun for speed boosts.
>>741862149>find gordon>lead him to some cool supplies i've been hoarding because i heard he's The Man>get shotgun popped in the head because the player is a dick
>>741853323Vents have headcrabs, snarks, and even barnacles. Your best bet is to make it out of the facility in a vehicle before the military arrive. You’ll probably get killed by a bullsquid or vortigaunt in the process but the longer you stay the more dangerous it gets so may as well take your chances.
You should never, ever wait for helpYou know why that's always the official instructions? That is to prevent panic and more importantly to prevent the plebs blocking the escape routes of important peopleYou think the president is told to wait for help? No he's evacuated immediatelyIf you are ever told to stay where you are during an emergency do not under any circumstances wait, it's time to haul ass asap
id probably be wfh that day
>>741859719It's pretty good. Took a lot of creative liberty from HL1 but it's a solid attempt. Got pretty nice modding community just like the official HL games too.
>>741853229stay in one place so that none of the scripted hazards get triggered.
I am a zoomer who never played half life, should I play it in its original configuration or black mesa? or not bother. I be on gears of war 1 og redux on pc atm, great port.
It might not be canon but I really like how Opposing Force's later chapters felt especially desperate and alone. Everyone in the facility is either dead or escaped, while Shepard is alone fighting the Race X thing.
>>741864006comfy
>>741863140>You think the president is told to wait for help? No he's evacuated immediatelyI wouldn't need to wait to be evacuated either if I was evacuated immediately as well.
>>741859719I couldn't make it past the Xen section. It was so, so bad, then my save got corrupted and I just said fuck it
>>741864157Play OG Half-Life first before Black Mesa.
>>741864157The original first, and turn off texture filtering for the best look. Black Mesa is more of a side-grade than anything else
>>741856596vortigons are into that shit, you'd be getting your dick sucked till the nuke goes off
>>741853229>How would you survive the Black Mesa Incident?By being white
>>741863710It happened in the 2000s breh ain’t nobody was working from home yet.
>>741853229I probably wouldn't, let's be honest.
>>741859719good but its not a replacement, the whole "half life 2 in half life 1" thing can get stale and i dont prefer it over the original's fast paced action and stylishness, though I can literally replay half life 1 in my head level to level, room to room from start to finish and I cant help but semi-speedrun it (which are bad things), if you want a good hl1 enhancement just play MMOD
is it possible to do stuff like this >>741864006 with map making tools? I wanna make caps of comfy Black Mesa places without AI.
>>741868582Of course. Try Sledge or Jackhammerhttps://jack.hlfx.ru/en/https://logicandtrick.github.io/sledge/
>>741862008Yeah. You can't even go inna woods because the warp storms dumped headcrabs everywhere.
>>741853229>survive Black Messa thing >just to experience same shit happen all over the world>survive long enough to experience full invasion of powerful alien force>survive it just to be under brutal and dystopian occupation
>>741863140>you now remember that south korean ferry full of kids who were told to wait and wait until the thing was at the bottom of the shallow coastal waters taking 300 people with it
>>741858561Based.Vortigaunts are all telepathically linked so the rest would stare at me when meeting for all the shit me n my vorti wife would do in the bedroom.
>>741868908thanks!!
Stick with Kleiner and Eli I guess.Even if you escape on your own the entire Earth is a few days away from getting giga fucked.
>>741853229Pepe getting comfy during ______ horrible incident is pretty good.
>>741872258how can he just sit there and eat PIZZA?!
>>741872448What is he supposed to eat instead?
>>741872258i dont get the haters saying muh ai. these pics are comfy asf
>>741872258>everything becomes rustythat's the opposite of comfy though
