>be me, British 15 year old white male>excited to play my first GTA game>parents shell out 150 british pounds for my birthday present, taxed extra to pay for those poor migrant rapists that got unjustly sent to prison>load into the vibrant streets of Miami>first thing i see is a wonderful pride parade>"Ok lets go see the ocean">break into a nearby car while the parade is passing by>start driving, accidentally tap a festival participant>the NPC falls over>"oh bollocks">sirens blaring outside my windowthe bobby is banging on my door yelling about hate crimes>mom and dad walk into the room crying saying "me own son, a focking right wing bigot">im bawling my eyes out when the door finally gives way>"Youre going away for a long time, you racist">fast tracked through the greatest court system on the planet, sent to life in prison>muslim inmate rapes me every morning, calls me a british whore>my life is overThe world would be a better place if the game fails, but we dont live in a better place
>>741870942You'd enjoy getting plapped in prison you cheeky wee perv
>>741871137them soups aint payin for themselves
Brits are cringe they literally carry around kitchen knives concealed and act like they're hard
>>741870942>Be American>Wake up>Type this
>>741871465Americans buy enough firearms to start a militia but only use them to accidentally kill their family member trying to get in through the back door.
>>741870942>poor migrant rapists that got unjustly sent to prisonstopped reading, we don't do that in bongland. complete fantasy
>be american 15 year old>get shot to death in school a week before gta launches
>Be mexican-american>Wake up>Play GTA in real life
eurobrown seethe thread
>be american >have weighed 300lbs since the 6th grade>parents have a lifted truck because it's the only vehicle that can tow my 1.5 ton family>be 15 >excited to play gta 6>one of the 3 "white" kids in my entire graduating class>get stabed by a nigger and die weeks before gta 6 comes out>the nigger makes millions and thousands of niggers literally piss on my grave>my families lives are ruined because they "raised me to be racist"
>>741872331I don't remember mowing the lawn in GTA
>>741872730kekalthough i think you mean blowing leaves
>>741870942Are kids even allowed to play video games anymore in England?America ain't got shit on England on being a fascist hell hole, they literally have no freedoms.
>>741872541Yup. Nothing hits their ego more than reminding them how much their govt hates them
