Mad Mew Mew. More like Mad Asshole! This boss is diarrhea coming out of my dick! Pop quiz: What do we expect from shadow crystal bosses? Thematic consistency. The four other shadow crystal bosses were taken completely seriously by the story. For chapter 5, we could have gotten a shadow crystal boss with relevance to the story, like Woody, or Friend, or Asgore's shitstained underwear. But no, make way for a boss we already fought in Undertale with a lame dating game and epic anime references for the kiddies. I'd rather fucking eat elephant shit than fight this pathetic excuse for a boss. Man, fuck this boss, fuck it to hell, fuck it to oblivion, fuck it to damnation of mankind!
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