When's her rework?
Give me Jess or give me death.
Never cause chinks are lazy and people are too braindead to know how to deal with a sniper when theyre good so shes stuck in balance limbo
Season 12
>>741882348>she hasn't had a balance update since Season 2
Hot skin but extremely boring gameplay.
>>741882664why is she so submissive? idgi
>>741883078Why the fuck are you obsessed with this shit and can you please kill yourself and stop spamming this retarded nonsense in every thread you think you can get away with it in.
>>741882735>thumbnailgoku?
>>741882348Thats a deadly assassin
I wish the game was more popular in the west. Having to play against bots every second match is insane.
Shut the fuck up OWtroon
>>741882664Why is Jess a pawg
>741883915>Having to play against bots every second match is insane.yeah losing every non bot match is insane
>>741882348I don't know who this is
>>741883915tell me, in your psychotic circus of a life living as some deformed pseudo-brownoid/loony troon/homo/soi abomination, why don't you just fucking kill yourself?you literally live in suffering every moment of every day in absolute self loathingis it pure spite to suffer your revolting dysgenic sub-ape brain worms on humanity? (not the rest of, mind you, as you are a separate species entirely, not even of the same genus)is this your outrcry and pathetic call to BEG for a merciful execution through triggering instinctual animalistic disgust in actual persons?I don't pity you, life and death are equal parts punishment for your putrid existence
>>741883915The bot matches aren't there to fill things. Hell, they are hardly there to hit insta-queue timers. They are there to help you hit the appropriate win rate for EOMM. Makes it feel even more shitty. Like, thanks for my scripted "win" Netease.
HOW CAN I GET HER TO DO THIS
>>741882348??? that's a man
>>741884351>The bot matches aren't there to fill thingsbut i am
>>741884129the tanlines are obscene. It's odd she has them in the spray but not the skin. Mr F had them on his concept art but not on his ingame assets.
>>741884351you're replying to the OWfaghe doesn't play the game so he has no idea how the bot matches work
>>741882664kill all Baiken fags
>>741883078GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>741883274>please stop or I'll get mad lol
>>741884550Well, to anyone not initiated with individual cultures of specific threads, and their resident autists, that comment read as a sincere statement. I don't particularly care if it's bait. If someone posts something i disagree with, and they don't appear outright to be joking or trolling, then i will treat them as serious.
>>741882348>fortnite for mexican porn addicts
>>741882348Peni's pennies Peni's pennies!
>>741884895its overwatch for mexican porn addicts
>>741884569Why am I catching strays?
overwatch lost
When is Black Widow getting a chain mail bikini skin?
Why did you kill them anon?
>>741885941I would love a DC Rivals, as long as it was similar. But WB killed DC by drying up WB Games.
>>741882669Snipers ruin every PvP game they are in.
>>741886049yeah, I would love a roster of>Batman>Batman Beyond>Batwoman>Batgirl>Robin>Nightwing>Red Hood>Joker>Riddler>Two Face>Penguin>Mr. Freeze>Harley Quinn>Superman>Lex Luthoroops. it's all batman
>>741882348I have to respect rivals for making the sniper character dogshit
Jubilee soon....
>>741884358>>741884490i'm gonna cum
>>741886215Ha ha dude, epic fresh joke. But even in trying to exaggerate, you only came up with 13. Is your entire launch roster supposed to be 15 characters?Rivals launched with 35, where's the other 20? There's a lot of X-Men in Rivals, there's a lot of the GOTG in Rivals, of course Batman would have a lot in a DC Rivals, he's DC's most popular hero and has a particularly famous and rich supporting cast of allies and enemies. That doesn't mean you won't have anyone else.
>>741882348I already pay piggied for emma, widow please dont make me pull out the credit card...
>>741883915yeah it's tough being a white marvel fan. I usually play late at night to avoid that. also why is rivals so popular in Spain? like 90% of players speak Spanish
Stop talking to yourself OWfag
>>741882348Legitimately, how do people even play this game with any level of focus? It's literally porn. How do you tryhard with giant asses and bouncing tits in your face 24/7?
add War Machine to the game
>>741886717White Fox will also require your purchase as well
>>741886807my will is steel
>>741886807Oh that's easy, nobody plays Black Widow because she's bad
>>741886807game is easy
>>741886926>>741886673>>741885723>>741885113>>741884457>>741884129>>741884082>>741882348ok ok, I'll buy it already .. jeez
>>741886876okay every other character is half naked with a pornstar body tho
>>741883274this Anon ironically needs Jess's pheromones
>>741885941>Gotham City Impostors>Infinite Crisis>MultiVersus>Suicide Squad>cancelled Wonder Woman gameThey killed themselves, I did nothing.
>>741887042BOOBA!!
>>741887098>I did nothing.Chuddha the almighty
>>741886807the latest emma skin actually makes this impossibly, true the ass cannot be contained
>>741884351That's only partially true, only people with low MMR get bot matches. I haven't gotten a bot match since the first month of release. If the matchmaker thinks you're good at the game it will "optimize your engagement" by giving you 5 shitty dps teammates to carry every game even if your WR sinks down to 30%.
>>741887349engagement to utilize the chat function, that is
Is this the most naked skin yet?
>>741887349You've no idea how hard it is to find a match in Europe. and when you finally do it's some Arabs every time
You people are so embarrasing.
>>741882348I got filtered by the matchmaking system and uninstalled it again
>>741888161get your agp niggerbrained feelings hurt? what a mistake your fucking life is
>>741888161I love vagueposting too!
>>741886049>>741886716ok, trying my hand at a DC Rivals launch, sticking with that 35 number, keeping in mind not every single major character is going to be there on day one>Superman>Batman>Wonder Woman>The Flash (Barry)>Green Lantern (Hal)>Martian Manhunter>Zatanna>Hawkgirl>Lex Luthor>Batgirl (Cassandra)>Robin (Damien)>Nightwing>Joker>Harley Quinn>Mr. Freeze>Bane>Catwoman>Supergirl>Doctor Fate>Aquaman>Booster Gold>Zod>Blue Beetle>Raven>Beast Boy>Cyborg>Starfire>Deathstroke>Mr. Terrific>Metallo>Green Arrow>Black Canary>Lobo>Swamp Thing>PeacemakerLeaving off the likes of Darkseid, Shazam, Power Girl, Brainiac, Plastic Man, Mera, Sinistro, etc for later additions
Squirrel Girl bikini next year.Trust.
>>741888505Too Batman heavy. Also Cassandra instead of Barb is gay and you are gay
DC sucks
>>741888746As someone who prefers DC 1000x more than Marvel, I agree
>>741888425all 3 are good
>>741888547Squirrel Girl bikini was last year, next year is Jubilee, Black Cat, Storm, and Wasp
>>741888696>wah wah wahYou do one and I'll criticize
Soon.
My wife Illyana
>>741888696>how dare you not have the one most famous for getting shot and paralyzed
>>741886807i focus better with an erection
>>741888957>Me>My Mommy>My Daddy
>>741886807Because neither Peni or Felicia got summer skins.
>>741888036I have one second queue times only play against level 100 accounts in europe.
So what do you think of the summer stuff this season? They ALL have customzation options which have typically been reserved for the same few overdone characters but those characters didn't even get any cosmetics for this entire half season. The Black Widow skin is very high quality for a such an unpopular character that they haven't even bothered to add a balance change for over a year and I can see people buying that even if they don't play her.
>>741889491They clearly put a lot of emphasis on it, with more events, a map, emotes, a lot of free temp units, etc, extra legendaries, to make it a big deal. I'm guessing it was a massive moneymaker for them last year.
SOON...
>>741889491They know this is their money maker.Now I know to always save Blue currency for this event only.
>>741882348hopefully never no sniper should ever be good in hero shooters. her and hawkeye being stinky dogshit is good for the game, now they just need to figure out how to balance regular poke and dive without overtuning either
>>741883915you only get bot games when you lose
>>741886215>>741888505Not Batman enough.>oops. it's all batmanAs it should be.
>>741888696>Too Batman heavy.Is it? It's nine characters out of thirty five.
>>741890114What would Batwoman's ult be?
>>741889814This is where they're smart. Do you save for this or for when they rerun limited shop items? or Anniversary stuff/black friday?
>>741890284She rapes every woman on the enemy team which incapacitates them for 10 seconds
>>741887220holy shit you finally came up with some new material, bravo I knew you could do it overtroon
>>741890170That's 25% of the roster. Not a huge deal, but I think a game like this should be a celebration of all of DC and make sure there's a good amount of representation from the whole universe, and not just the Bat family. The whole Bat family and Catwoman would all be damage roles probably too. Gorilla Grod, Doomsday, Solomon Grundy, and John Constantine would be good inclusions. Maybe The Question, but I have no idea how he would fit into this type of game and he's also a Gotham guy. Deadman too, but I think Justice League Dark has enough representation with Constantine, Zatanna, and Swamp Thing.
>>741891207oh Cheetah and Ares too. Wonder Woman's only 2 villains.
>>741888696Doing a few curveball alternate people is what Rivals did, with Lin Lie's Iron Fist and Sai's Psylocke instead of the more well known ones. Given we've had several Robins and Batgirls, but the former can be easily represented by Nightwing as well as one other Robin, preferably Damien as he's been Robin for a long time now, Batgirl makes sense to be the one to switch it up on and pick someone who will stand out from Robin more. Green Lantern or Hawkgirl would be your other choices for picking an alternate wielder.
>>741892182You could have skins too that change the character into a different character with the same moveset like Injustice 2 did. Hal as the default Lantern, but you can make him John Stewart with new voice lines, but the same moveset. Idk if Rivals does that, I don't actually play it.
>>741890114>No James Gordon as Batman >No dark knight returns BatmanThis list could use more Batman
>>741892464>>You could have skins too that change the character into a different characteAll their voicelines would be different, you might as well just make a new character at that point. Barbara and Cassandra Batgirls are pretty different in style anyway.
>>741891207I thought of Constantine specifically but decided he would be better off as a later addition, with some hype around him.
>>741892579Not all Batmans are created equal, some had to be cut.
>>741893481That would be way more work to give them a unique moveset, and make the problem of Batman overrepresentation even worse if we had 4 or 5 robins and 2 batgirls lmao. Would also make recognizing characters on the field difficult. If there's like 3 Green Lanterns, they will all be green glowing dudes, and it will be very hard to tell who exactly you're fighting. This is just a problem in general with games that have a ton of cosmetics tho, when I played For Honor and Rainbow Six back in the day, I could never tell who was who with all the crazy ass costumes
>>741890170Injustice 2 had more Batman in it's roster than this lmao
>>741892464>Idk if Rivals does that, I don't actually play it.It doesn't. You have Spidey using Kaine and Ben's costumes, but it's still Peter inside. Furthest they went was to genderbend Loki.
>>741891207It seems like a lot, but you also want plenty of Batman at launch to draw in the normies, like how the Guardians had five members on Rivals' launch, and plenty of X-Men, with room for some more later, but mainly focused on filling out the other teams, enemies, etc for a while after launch, like Rivals adding the F4 soon after.
>>741893868Nightwing and Robin are piss easy to make different, especially if you pick Damien and make him small and speedy. I don't suggest three Green Lanterns anyway, I would say pick one, say Hal, and additions after that would be other characters like Sinistro, Star Sapphire and so on, and if you do more Lanterns, do Kilowog and the like rather than Guy, Kyle or John. Same with Flash, just have Barry, you can add Reverse Flash but that's it, you concentrate on more variety than speedsters, Captain Cold, Grodd, etc, and Flash's non speedster allies.Batman, Nightwing, Robin and Batgirl might seem similar on paper, but they have enough recognition that it's worth using all four and working to make them varied, because after that he has such a rich rogues gallery that you can concentrate on that (which is what people want from Spider-Man, he didn't get yet more 2010s Spider-copies added since launch, he got Black Cat, now he should start getting his big villains). Bane, Joker, Harley and Mr. Freeze are good to start as they're all different but easy to translate into a hero shooter. Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Clayface and Ra's al Ghul are all also super easy to do. Even Penguin if you lean into his wacky umbrellas for instance. But that's for later, for villains added afterward I'd work at getting other heroes' enemies, your Cheetahs and Black Mantas and whatnot.
>>741882348I'm sorry guys but I have decided to forgo Widow's summer skin, in favor of waiting for and getting White Fox's summer skin instead.
>>741894957Atroxitus would be the easiest lantern to make even easier than Hal. But Blood Prophecy would probably be OP in a Hero Shooter.
stop talkin about dc rivals in marvel rivals thread
Image Rivals when?
>>741895898Why do people still think Phoenix is one of the most broken and overpowered characters in the game when she's got one of the worst win rates for two seasons straight, even after the introduction of a meta character (Devil Dino) she hard counters?
>>741895898WHAT is this guy doing here???
marvel rivals needs better breast physics
>>741896652you're not going to ask what Mr Sinister is doing there
>>741896652Probably one of those negro "blud tink he part of the team T_T" memes.
>>741895898>Logan is so contrarian he came with the MCU outfit instead of base
>>741896652>pointing out Bucky>not the fucking gorilla
>>741895898 who the fuck is that monkey, that's not supposed to be Beast is it?
>>741896809WHERE IS MY PORTAL
>>741896652Where's goku?
>>741897074>>741897137cool it down with the racism
>>741895898>Cucklops
>>741896651idk, basically melee dive jew streamers are the ones who make all the tierlists so they constantly downplay melee dive heroes and act like poke is too oppressive (Magik/DD have the two highest winrate duelists and the same pick rate and this has been the case for several seasons)
>>741897783>melee dive jew streamers are the ones who make all the tierlists so they constantly downplay melee dive heroes and act like poke is too oppressiv^ this
>>741897281behind you
>>741897074>>741897137wolverine is a mutant man not a gorilla.
>>741897595Called it. >>741896941
>>741895898I want to kiss Magik
should i get the penis parker esu, the mantis esu, or summer DD/White Fox/Cap/fLoki.I play mantis sometimes.I don't play penis or white fox at all but would still buy their skins.
>>741898205>summer White Fox
>>741898205The answer is always Peni.
>>741897783>that win rate for Daredevil after all those nerfsgenuinely what were they thinking when they made Daredevil's kit
Sex with Magik
>>741899441you'll die lol
>>741898205Does the mantis skin show panties?
>>741897783>>741899285I remember when Daredevil first came out there as a clip making the rounds of Necros using him to dive a Jeff but was unable to kill him because he was bubbling himself and getting heals from the other two healers.Necros and other dpscunts were endlessly bitching about how "You can't kill anything in triple support" all while the clip showed Daredevil standing in one spot spamming his cooldowns and effortlessly generating like 100 bonus hp per second and basically being just as unkillable just by himself as three healers are together. I fucking wish Hulk had even half that level of survivability.
>>741899285>let's give a character wallhacks and then forget that he has wallhacks when designing the lethality, survivability, and mobility in the rest of his kitI know they wanna make a superhero game but this character was literally made by someone braindead with zero concern for making something feel fair to play. A character like that in any other game would be made of paper and deal like no damage.
>>741898205I don't the Penis ESU skin is even available anymore is it?
