>>741884059
Make Link homosexual to make him more relatable to the average Zelda fan.

>>741884059
Ganondorf fights using his BBC instead of a sword

link is trans

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Sheik uses they/them pronouns

>>741884059
Gerudo are covered up and turned into BotW-style giant muscle mommies

censor link's upskirt then make 50000000 posts bitching about it

>>741884059
The player (You) is trans

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There is no way the remake is going to have a menu as soulful as this. It's gonna become BotW boring transparent black square UI shit with flat white borders and Arial font

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>>741884059
Make it like BOTW. And judging by the inaccurate logo, they're well on their way.

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>>741889347
Yes and you'll like it chud

>>741884059
link is a black man
zelda is a south american girlboss
ganondorf is the big bad white man who constantly makes micro aggressions
all of ganon's minions are actually really good guys, just being forced to do ganon's bidding through manipulation
link and zelda get in an argument at the midpoint of the story, then link realizes (from navi, the white lesbian fairy) that he mansplained to her so he apologizes
she accepts
throughout the story it is hinted at that link is trans and wants to transition
he finally comes out during the fight with ganon which activates the full power of the master sword allowing her to defeat him

>>741884059
Zelda and Impa are in a relationship.
Also make Zelda black.

>>741884059
OoT was already woke
>race of brown girlbosses and the one man is evil
>ruto is incredibly bossy
>the masculine race (gorons) are all quirk chungus soft retards who you need to rescue

>>741890006
>Malon's dad is a bad father and an incompetent drunk so she's left to tend the farm herself
>Ruto's dad is a fat lazy retard
>all the evil characters (Ganondorf, Ingo, Skull kid etc.) are male

>>741884059
>Let's make this woke.
Brown prince (kidnapping) blonde princess
Blonde princess is a girlboss badass transgender man that saves the white male hero
Brown woman is even more girlboss badass that trained the badass ninja tranny
"Muh middle east" whining about US Foreign Policy
Friendly noble savage Gorons dindu nuffin
Vore fetish
Sexualization in a kids game
"DUDE MARIO" multiverse crossover pandering
Link forced to "cross the rainbow bridge" and become a faggot

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>>741890006
>they let one brown man into the ethnostate
>immediately turns into Detroit

>>741884059
Link's a nice guy who helps people without asking anything in return, in a platonic relationship with a woman who also happens to be his boss.
It's already woke.

>>741884059
Simple, just say that the Gerudo are oppressed by the evil Hyleans and Ganondorf is simply a liberation fighter who wants to see his people prosper. So all of Ganondorf's actions are justified while you see how you evil Hyleans are

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>>741890006
>bossy
Are you really posting on 4chan without knowing what a tsundere is?

>>741884059
trans navi

>>741890754
Tsundere requires bossiness

>>741884059
Sheik is explicitly non-binary and talks about it incessantly.
Malon is a lesbian.
Ganon runs around campaigning about making Hyrule great again.

>>741884059
The dub voice actors will be liberal amerimutts.

>>741884185
>>741884213
>>741888951
but that's canon already

>>741891414
I was talking about OP, not Link