Wow I knew it was bad but not like this
Erm....yikes
It’s just a soulless cash grab like all remakes
>Look up developers>IndianOh how the mighty have fallen. Even I wouldn't wish Indians to handle my most hated franchises....
Wow that's bad
>>741905194He's right behind me, isn't he?
>>741906719Baseball, huh?
>>741905681Lmfao, I thought the "made by Indians" thing was a shitpost
>>741905681>"WHO ARE YOU GUYS!?">"WE'RE SAAR FOX!"
>modern writers ruin another remake Just like RE4
These voice actors deserve to be replaced by AI.
>>741907764Why did they ruin the ending so much?
>>741907764General Pepper's face sums up my feelings on this remake.
>>741905681Is this for real? What a travesty. First, Indians ruin my local gas stations and liquor stores and now this?!?
Why did Miyamoto let them fuck up Star Fox
>>741908998Yes, they are Troy's Velan StudiosThey worked on Mario Kart Live too
>>741907764>Characters says "hi" to a friend>This makes people seethe for some reason
It's day one. Why is the online already dead? I just did my first online battle with 3 other (presumably) real people on my team but we faced off against a team of 4 bots
>>741906719Who’s behind?
>>741905064Fox is so fucking fat
People would bitch if the remake was just 1:1 of the N64 version. Now they're bitching because it changes things.
>Hourly reposting seething thread.Let it go OP, it's getting sad for you.
>>741910650Funny how no one bitched when the 3DS did it and invalidated your argumentTry again Indian
>>741910580Wolf’s massives cock.
>>741905064>>741905194Uhm whats' supposed to be so incredibly bad about this video and picture?
>>741910543It’s always like that in your first few matches, like Fortnite or Overwatch. You’ll start getting full 4 v 4 soon
>>741910819>Funny how no one bitched when the 3DS did it and invalidated your argumentExcept people here did, and called it worthless and pointless.
Reminder the faggot op is fake and gay
>>741910650Not really, it’s literally the most 1:1 remake Nintendo has made, even the Mario vs Donkey Kong remake got new levels.
>>741911164Except all the cutscenes of course.
>>741911156Reminder that this hothead is still seething beyond lunacy, yikes and cringepilled.
>>741905064The dialogue is really the only thing that's holding this game back.The difference between the VAs from the 64 and the Switch are night and day.It's like the new guys had no idea what game they were voicing for or what their motivations were.
>>741910754eric gets mad whenever nintendo does anything
>>741911458laughing at tendies =/= getting mad at nintendo
>>741911570You're seething, my man.
Fox is voiced by a non-binary dude apparently
>>741912908Nobody cares
>>741905681it's either indians or troons, you have to pick one
>>741912908And Mario is now voiced by some talentless brown hack that should be publicly executed
>>741909596
>>741913183No, I don't think I will
I hope every shill who called it the definitive version of the lylat wars before it was even out kisses their n64 cartridge and apologizes when the sales come out.
What a retarded thread
>>741911570sure eric, whatever you say
is falco still racist?
This is your reminder that Nintendo is always 10-15 years behind trends
>>741905064The trailer and burchered character designs already made it obvious it was a butchered western remake. Retards just wouldn't listen.
>>741905681Bless Mamdani and other progressive Newyorkers
>>741905064I haven't played through it all yet but it's fine so far. The brief cutscenes are cool, I thought. They weren't long and drawn out. They mostly say the same shit like in the original but with changes here and there that I don't think are better. The only downgrade so far are the voices. VAs in the original really knew how to emote and inject personality. These niggers suck. None of the VAs are an improvement. Even the DS version had better voices.
>>741908549>If only you knew how bad things really are.
Hello fellow snoytranssissiesWhats the current buzzwords to use ?
>>741911112You have no proof dork
Prime 4 tier writing
>DID YOU CHANGE SHIGGY DOGGO FROM MY CHILDHOOD GAME!?!?!?
Since this thread and OP's house smells like shit, I hope you don't mind if I take a shit here.*brap* *SPLORRRRRRRTCHHHHHHH*Damn, that felt good.
The flanderization of the pilots hurt me at a deep emotional level
>>741905064Fox's redesign is still so jarring.Who was this for? The 40 year old uncs that somehow self insert as him?
>>741916769yes, the average age of people that play video games is 37. Old man hobby, the boomer's TV for millennial.
>>741907764Why did they make Peppy so weirdly ornery about Falco and Slippy "embarrassing" him during the ceremony? He doesn't ever seem like the kind of guy who gives a shit about an award from the military. He just wanted to avenge his friend's death.
Okay, the online battle mode is actually pretty fun. I just wish we could create room codes so I could play with anons
>>741910251>formal award ceremony following the end of a bloody conflict>IS THAT BILL? HI BILL!!!yeah man, this is definitely normal, not at all MCU-tier millennial writing
>played the entire game in my own language instead of english since it has a dozen different dubsI don't see what all the fuss is about.
>>741917246It'll never not be funny how we'll have a thread for any Japanese game and thirdies will flip their shit if anyone dares talk about the English dub, but then they'll turn around and say "Well, yeah, I play this game in [insert thirdie language here] anyway."
>>741917354>Japanese gameSo, about that... >>741905681
My favorite part of advancement in video game technology is that now you're compelled to render every single NPC as a full model rather than taking shortcuts, which leads to an awards ceremony for a galaxy-saving team having practically half the number of attendees as it used to and making the whole thing feel empty as fuck.
>>741916334Wow you're really mad people don't like this game huh
>>741917859How did they make it worse
>>741917187>the silly and childish character acts silly and childishhow would you have handled slippy
>>741918000Just have him wave silently but obnoxiously. He doesn't need to open his mouth to show he's childish.
>>741905064why did they make the characters so fucking ugly? especially with everyone liking fox' design in the mario movie
>>741905064Quasimodo lookin’ ass
>>741905064Why do the voice actors sound flat, emotionless, and like theyre reading it for the first time and didn't do a second take
>>741918786Voice acting sounds better in a 30 year old game. Sad.
>>741917187>MCU>Millennial no wonder zoomers are the first generation to be dumber than their predecessors
Post scores
>>741918786I'm pretty sure that was actually the case. I think the only reason Pigma sounds half decent is because they probably had him do multiple takes since he's in the intro cutscene. Random fucks like the stage bosses clearly only got one.
Who has the holoviewer log for Bacoon? Want to see if they did fully change it to being something Andross created and not a creature that existed for 1000s of years
So since we care so.much about the English VAs being shit and woke, wouldnt changing it to japanese just fix everything?
>>741905681>Indian studio from New YorkThe jeets have really taken over huh? Niggers, muslims and spics have been in America for longer yet there are no black or latinx video game studios anywhere. Jeets have pretty much taken over all of big tech too, including Microsoft.I hope people realize that this is not normal. Jeets are retards, scammers, corrupt and once the foundations start getting shaky we are all gonna suffer the consequences.
The multiplayer is fun as fuck. I'm addicted. Gonna do one route a day so I don't finish the game too fast.
I really enjoyed it. I just finished 3 runs so I could see every level and then did a bunch of the challenges and some multiplayer as well. The gameplay, visuals and music are all top fucking notch. The N64 original still has a lot of charm but you'd have to be a moron to say that the presentation here is anything short of excellent, the lighting is phenomenal(especially if you have a good HDR display), the backgrounds particularly in the space levels are stunning, and the music made me cum. I even liked the character models I just thought they were funny. For the most part this is 99% the same timeless masterpiece of a game it always has been with a really nice looking fresh coat of paint and if you like the original I don't see how you wouldn't get a kick out of this.I know it's the biggest point of contention but I really didn't mind the new voice acting. There were definitely some lines that lacked emotion or just can't be replaced(the train conductor was the biggest loss for me personally) but if you play it from start to finish with all of the new cutscenes and dialogue they added in between it's not bad overall. I feel like it's a bit of a lose lose situation, the voice clips from the original are so iconic that I think people would be complaining no matter what they did whether it be trying to replicate the exact same deliveries or rewriting the script in it's entirety. I guess they could have just reused all the old voices but then you wouldn't get any of the new stuff which would be a shame because I really enjoy how much all the new cutscenes and dialogue flesh the story and world out. Idk for the most part I think it's fine if you can accept that it's trying to do something a little different instead of going in and taking certain lines out of context to compare with the original.This is genuinely one of the best remakes ever and for $50 it's a steal.
>>741905064>When you're running towards the McDonald's before the 9:00 AM breakfast ends
>>741919383People are slowly waking up to it but it's not enough
>>741920079Holy obvious shill You know we can see gameplay too right?
>>741905064Honestly, were the jeets the reason for the marvel shit dialogue/looks in every single media since endgame?
>>741920439actually McDonald's breakfast ends at 10:30am.
>>741917187>Autistic 18-year-old frog is awkwardThat being said, none of them care or want to be there.
Made in India
>>741920738Fox, you've become so large.
>>741905064/v/ lost...
>"noooo you don't get it! they're gonna use this game to relaunch the series with a different plot direction!">it's the exact same, but now it looks and sounds like complete dogshitGreat move Mr. Nintendo
>>741920872GOOD MORNING SAAR WE REDEEMED THE WRONG COLOR FORGIVE US
Peppy is clearly Wilford Brimley but I can't place the other ones.
The only girl in the game looks abysmal now.What were they thinking?!
>>741917859>>741917936Everything about this remake feels like the soul has been sucked out.
>>741920872Is the right supposed to look bad? because it doesn't. I genuinely don't care about this game and won't play it but you people aren't really making a good case for yourselves.
>>741921181They were thinking "we have to desexualize her as much as possible or else Sweet Baby Inc is going to tattle on us."
>>741917859Their legs look so fucking stupid...
>>741921181It's kinda funny if you think about it, in modern games they model women to look like ugly monsters, however there's a big problem because they already made every male character look ugly so they just decided to triple down with Katt, she HAD to be the most vile, disgusting creature to ever exist
>you must haaaaaaaaaate>you must cryyyyyyyyyyyy>you must seeeeeeeeethe>you must raaaaaaaaaageI can't imagine living a life where I have to force myself to be upset about everything around me.
>>741919019Modern MCU is absolutely filled with millennial writers. I don't know why your generation is so averse to admitting that they're at least partially responsible for the enshittification of media
Zesty Fox 64
>>741921181Retards also don't know that she and Flaco were based on Japanese bikers and not American bikers, but most people are retarded and assume her and Falco were like shooting people and slinging meth or whatever. Glad some more people are waking up to this though.
>>741921734*FalcoGoddamn keep making that typo, but then again with how they flanderized Falco in this new remake into an unlovable shitbag maybe I should start using it to refer to him
>>741921606>partiallydon't think I've ever seen one of you guys say anything like that regarding anything
Don't care, i would nuKatt
>>741911338The redesigned levels aren't great visually either
>>741921342Seriously, I can't even jerk off to her, which means she's REALLY garbage.
>>741905681same thing happened with Spyro and Toys for Bob over 90% of the staff were jeets.
Played a few bot matches and it's kinda fun, tho 3 modes and one map per mode seems too restrictive
>>741921876
>>741905064I am going to enjoy this game.
>>741905681All the staff is like majority white
>>741905064The online is fun. I just wish we had access to the first wolfen and not just the upgraded one
>>741922146To accept Indians as your coworkers you might be white in body but not in soul
>>741921984>>741922129>>741922221Wrong thread, fellas, in this one we whine about the game because we can't afford it
>>741921181Knew it from nuKat that the devs were Americans and it turned out we were spot on
This remake exists solely as a product to get something Star Fox out before a real, new Star Fox game comes out. They only outsource ports and remakes of older games to western devs when there's something new on the horizon.
Thank dad.
>>741922287I don't care, this thread was made by snoy schizos, and they work for Epstein and the glowies, so I must oppose them.
>>741905064>>741905194>>741905681so every StarFox thread is going to have the same 3 posts all the time?
>>741921606you're retarded and dishonest and low IQ. you cannot even write at all
>>741922407According to the leaks, it might be a new Adventures game
>>741922441I accept your concession
SAAARFOX
>>741922410How well could they operate without the Great Fox if James hadn't gotten it?
>>741922410theres LOANS in the STARFOX WORLD?
>>741922465please, no
>>741921949So? Reignited turned out good regardless though even with some of the questionable changes
>>741922407This is how I feel about it, too. It's all too conveniently timed. The notion that they wouldn't follow this up after getting everyone's attention with Fox in the Mario Galaxy movie and then pushing a remake literally a month later out of nowhere is very auspicious.This entry in particularly really makes me go 'Hmmm,' with the first words being about the "current lineup." It's very specific wording.
>>741922410>James fucked up his son's entire life because he wanted a cool carWell they did say they wanted the remake to look and feel more realistic
>>741905064good christ.
>>741922619It was awful you delusional jeetoid.
Papetoon gets referenced, which is very interesting to me.
>>741922618At least it probably won't be a Zelda clone, no reason to make one when they're already doing that shitty Ocarina remake
I can't help but feel like this is referencing 'Farewell, Beloved Falco,' but that could be a stretch.
>>741922784imagine living a life where everything is shit to you
>>741922649the team did used to have James and Pigma so it's not that out of place to specify current
>>741905064snoy cope thread. Maybe they shouldn't have bought bungie and made the shittiest game ever
>>741922835What's with all these fucking faggots suddenly defending all these new shitty remakes? Well, it's probably just ragebait I guess
I bet all you sick fucks loved Krystal's posh English accent in Adventures didn't you?
>>741922663I totally missed this one. Source?
>>741922847That's fair. Although at one point in Sector Z on my playthrough, Peppy suggested to Katt that maybe she could join Star Fox.
Graphics are greatGameplay is greatSoundtrack is greatNew cutscenes are greatVoice acting is badThe jump to 60 fps alone makes it very hard to go back to the N64 original. If only we could swap to the original voice lines, then it would be perfect.
>>741922912>What's with all these fucking faggots suddenly defending all these new shitty remakes?becuase life is fucking short ok??? The last starfox thing we got was Zero and 2 officially releasing. Which is about A FUCKING DECADE AGO.
>>741922912>all these fucking faggots suddenly defending all these new shitty remakesIt's a Nintendo product, in this case.
So will they remake Adventures and Assault as well?
>>741922983Honestly, I don't think the voice acting is necessarily bad, it's just different. But I still miss Slippy's more cutesy voice, Leon's more posh accent, and I miss Falco going "That's our leader!" after you defeat Andross.
>>741923042you guys were crazy dicksuckers towards black mesa LMAO
>>741923030You need to accept that some series are better off dead than living an immortal but horrible life, don't be jealous of them resting in peace
Krystal ruined another Starfox game!
>>741923072For one reason or another, they did briefly mention Adventures in the Direct, but left out Assault. Leaks point to there being an Adventures remake or what-have-you next year, though who can say for sure. Back to wait-and-see.
>>741923083>Towards Black Mesa>The fan remake that was originally freeThere's a clear difference between a fan passion project and a multi billion dollar corporation doing the absolute least amount of work for a "Remake" to save money
>>741923167nigga that shit was NOT free. Also LMAO CC messed up a ton of shit and took fucking forever to make it.
FriendsI need to confess somethingI went my usual route of Cornelia-metro-fortuna-solar-Macbeth-area6-venom…I failed to medal meteo. The new portal visual threw me off and I missed it! Oh the shame.
Seeing Bill at the end was cute, although kinda feels out of place if you do the hard route first and never meet the guy.
>>741917859I cant even tell if you guys are memeing anymore. The left looks like shit.
>>741923150fuck you I want Nintendo to have abundance which means I want them to have high variety of games. Which includes reviving series. At least nintendo is very much doing that unlike sony who doesn't give a single shit about old IPs and valve who forgot the concept of MAKING GAMEs
>>741923228Also not having the crew running as the great fox emerges gloriously at the end was a major bummerInstead the Arwings just fly in the sunrise
>>741923309Quality should come first, as always
>>741923150idk this starfox game is already a huge improvement over zero so I think it's living pretty well now despite the gap.
I'll play with Krystal again I guess.
>>741923358oh yeah BECAUSE VALVE IS SO FUCKING HIGH QUALITY. What a dicksucker! You think gaming should revolve around valve.
Why are so many people sexually attracted to Krystal?
>>741905064S O U L
>>741923430You can stop now with your ragebaiting, you know I didn't mention Valve at all, we both know that
I wish you could remap the controls in-game, I have been spoiled by emulators and even the NSO version.
>>741915417it's so fucking stupid how every other animal insult is in but they removed the "monkey" line. I'm tired of society bending backwards for fucking NIGGERS
>>741905064I only played the demo yet but the one thing that immediately felt weird to me is how i couldn't hit shit with the basic shot and had to heavily rely on the charged shot for everything.I thought maybe i am just getting old and crusty but then i played the N64 version and it felt fine and i could hit what i wanted.Does anyone else have this feeling? is the aiming fucked in the remake or does shit just move faster and more erratic?
>>741915417at least he became anti-semetic
>>741923578You know, I felt like this too. I don't know what it was. Maybe it's a depth perception thing with everything being so much higher detailed, that your aim naturally feels off.
>>741921734Some LARPers are spreading misinformation about Katt saying that she's a mercenary and that's not true. She was basically in a motorcycle club for spaceships and Andross's army destroyed her ship, so she stole one of theirs and tricked it out. She helps Star Fox because she's friends with Falco and wants payback.People either try to revise history to say she's a mercenary or compare her to an American methbilly biker to justify the new look, but it's all fake news.
>>741923578The lasers don’t feel as “thick” if that makes sense
>>741923549>if we joke about monkeys blacks might get offendedThis is actually so fucking funny
>>741921181Slippy looks fine
>>741909596He was personally occupied with ruining Pikmin.
>>741922437You haven't been in a zelda thread post totk, have you?>>741921606I don't think you actually know what a millennial is.
>>741923578>>741923690it feels like tighter hitboxes on enemies and your lasers which causes some noticeable lower accuracy feeling gameplay
>>741923721pikmin 4 was great I like it more than 3 and 2
>>741923162Illumination is working on a Star Fox movie, I think there's a pretty good chance Nintendo is already making a proper sequel.Also, I don't think they'll actually remake Adventures, the leak just said it's "Adventures style". Hopefully that only means there are on-foot segments on top of the on-rails and all range stages. The series just got another chance, we don't need to kill it with Zelda for furfag fetuses.
>>741921606so anyone older than you is a millennial? it's gen x that's writing those shitty fucking movies, you retard
Fantastic Mr. Star Fox
>>741905064Why does this end like Blackadder Goes Forth
>>741923162>>741923782I didn't hear about the Adventure rumor but I heard about how there was a new SF in development alongside this remake
>>741920462latinos at least somewhat integrate and behave, indians are the ones legit taking all the jobs and literally shitting up the place
The eng voice acting for all the villains was not nearly as good as the N64
>>741923291>There was no ending where Katt shows up in her full glory
I'm having a blast
The music that played in the last stretch on Venom when James is leading Fox out was really good.
>>741922829They gave him a fuckin' seed beak. My boy Falco is a raptor and this game is slander.
>>741922739>Papetoon
>>741923980I loved it too.I don't know what that effect is called when the music is drown out a bit.
>>741923549That's just retarded and anyone getting offended about monkey lines in a game about animals is fucking racist
>>741907145wew lad
>>741921181Falco still fucked her
>>741913242His last name is Afghani, it writes itself. A dead giveaway.
>>7419222297 posts away from greatness
>>741923786>>741923726>bu-but it's gen x's fault!Your generation has the accountability of women lol. No wonder you can't afford homes and are buried under student loans. Look at pic rel and her age to see what your kind does to movies.
>We’re Star Fox <3
>>741923932Meteo Crusher's pilot was the worst one for me, in the original he sounded like he was looking down and mocking you the whole time, which made his final line and delivery so satisfying. The new one is just some faggot doing the obvious pretending bullshit.Andross too was intimidating as fuck in the original with that distorted deep voice, I'm not sure what the fuck they were thinking with the new tone.
>>741922725Wow, wrong on both fronts mate but better luck next time
>>741924182fuck i s r e a l
>>741923782Star Fox is going to die chasing after an alternate history of what a select number of fans think the series should have been instead of accepting that its legacy happened and is part of its identity.If the people who wanted endless level packs for Star Fox 64 get what they think they want, I think people are going to realize very quickly why arcade shmups fell out of style. It's an inherently limited genre which is why Star Fox was moving towards multi-mode gameplay with longer campaigns, but the Star Fox renaissance era ended and Nintnedo started slapping the reboot button every couple years instead of letting the IP grow.
>>741924292>I'm not sure what the fuck they were thinking with the new tone."Yelling means evil!"
>>741924247>No wonder you can't afford homes and are buried under student loans.You're saying this as if any future generation won't be fucked by this too.
>>741924170Speaking of Katt and Falco's relationship. Can she join the team now? Krystal got on it from 1 game, and there's a Command ending where Amanda joins the team. It's time for Katt to take the Stage now (and Lucy too if they want to make a 2nd team for keeping Peppy on the field).
>>741905064what am i supposed to be mad about here
>>741924353They don't even do that though since the Attack Carrier Captain and the Macbeth Conductor did passionate yelling in the original but have much more subdued and less passionate voices in the remake.
>>741909596Miyamoto is a notalent hackfraud and this will be universally accepted before his death.
>>741924427There's stuff to actually complain about but /v/ just gets anal about the mere concepts of video game remakes with very rare capability to actually articulate legitimate criticism or try to point out what actual points of praise they can give to be measured and objective to better highlight the criticism in turn.
>>741924487snoy cope
>>741916334Least rude Indian
I don't care for how they redesigned the Aquas boss to make it look more machine than organic.
>>741924427Fox has virgin walk posture. His spine is all fucked up and his run looks terrible.
>>741924618if you were a genetically modified surgically altered anthropomorphic fox youd run silly too
>>741924453I'm talking about Andross because that was the thing I quoted.Read, my man.
>>741922465That "leak" has been floating around since 2024 and was first spread by SamusHunter, who got caught and run off for making a fuckton of stuff up.
>>741905064I was initially disappointed that there wasn't a sequence of them running to the hangar at the beginning, although I like that they saved it for the end. I do also like at the end of the tutorial when you hear the deep and somewhat distorted 'Good luck!'
>>741924425Peppy doesn't mind. Maybe in a DLC?
>>741913865such a funny quote.
>>741924693I take every leak and rumor I see as the definitive truth and if those games never come out then the industry is ruined and should be destroyed.Now, where's my Super Mario Titans?
>>741924662He's not genetically modified or surgically altered. Have you ever played a Star Fox game?
>>741922912imagine getting triggered by people having other opinions
>>741924823>he believes reddits lies about the legs not being amputated
I can't stand how damage feedback works. It looks and sounds like bosses are absorbing lasers. On N64 they would flash red and there would be a thud sound.
>>741924732IF, and this is IF they go the route of a new Adventures game, I can very well see them making DLC for this game and base it off of Farewell, Beloved Falco.
>>741924247>Literal who>Look her up>She does Supergirl>Anon cares about supergirl>Look up her age>She's 41Congrats, you achieved nothing but outing yourself.
>>741905064What's wrong with that clip?
>>741924616Isn't it supposed to be a bio weapon?Why would they do that?
>>741924980It's still organic, but it's like a big... cyborg clam now.
>>741924669Just giving my two cents since the starting post that I read was discussing all the villains or so I read and in turn highlights how inconsistent the direction is since you pointed out in the post I read about Andross being shouty evil bad man. Anyway it's odder still since Zero and 3DS went with giving him a more stoic and ominous tone to his performance so I don't know why the hard shift to the manic yelling even if it's a different actor.
>>741924885I'm with you my friend and fellow nigger, I can't tell half the time if I'm even damaging shit. I started listening to music on my second playthrough, the sound design in general is so bad, nevermind the fucked up VAs.
>>741910650>Change for the sake of change For better or worse
Does anyone know if you can earn the medals within the challenge mode? Would be really convenient to just be able to select the level without doing an entire run for another chance.
>>741924885I honestly got confused on the hard route boss on Corneria, because I felt like I wasn't damaging him for a second
>>741925207I think it is stated that the medals you get remain forever, at least.Which, by the way, it's funny to me that the game outright begs you to keep playing once you beat it the first time around. It explicitly states that there's more content for you to do.
>>741911156Reminder that you add literally nothing to the thread with your manchild mannerisms.
>>741924885The only time I found it to be particularly egregious was for Andross himself. Literally nothing happens when you shoot at his eyes. Otherwise I didn't have a problem with it the sounds were still noticeably different and the haptics on the controller help too.
>>741925204It's funny, I'm usually quite fine with the performance or design changes in these video game remakes but genuinely with a few exceptions it feels like Star Fox went the wrong way with most of them in a way that I genuinely can't fathom for most remakes.
>>741925275>KEEP PLAYING TO FIGHT THE REAL ANDROSSnah im good, i saw the leak
>>741907764I realize this was a callback to how in the original ending, Bill is just standing there on the side perfectly still.
>>741924732>DLC for a remakeI doubt they would do that for Star Fox, but hey, anything's possible at this point.>Peppy doesn't mindThe only one on the crew that seems to mind is Falco, and that's only because she's super playful with him. We just have to get him to stop being weird about it, and we are good.>>741924897There are some things done in this remake that make me wholeheartedly believe the next game is an adventure-style game. Like Andross' saying "if the system will not bow to me, then it will burn!" echoing his desire to destroy Lylat at the end of Adventures.
>>741920930>83LMAO
>>741925275>>741925442I managed to do Venom 2 on my first run. I did all the levels on the top of the map, so my approach was Area 6
>>741921181She doesn’t look that bad here, wish she had a full body model
>>741923078>Honestly, I don't think the voice acting is necessarily bad, it's just differentFor the new cutscenes, the direction is generally good. When they're adapting old content, though, it's like they had no idea what to do with it.
>>741925672She will in the adventure game
>>741906917This is the worst one
Does anyone know what entry this is for?>>741925686That sounds about right. Like fitting a square peg in a round hole sorta deal.
I played the hard route to see if I still got it. I still did BTW. Anyway, the game is still fun but the All Range Mode feels odd. Hard to explain but in Venom 2 I had a harder time killing Star Wolf than Andross which is certainly not the case with the original. Anyone else had this happened to them?
>>741922983if you want 60 fps on 64, the unofficial pc port has that.
>>741920079It's kinda crazy that a 30 year old game still holds up, or perhaps that says something about the current state of the industry
>>741924907>prove millennial writer made a shitty movie filled with mcu-quirk chungus dialogue flop>your response is "you actually care about movies LOL"I also accept your concession
>>741925807Yes, actually. Star Wolf fucked my shit up, and it felt impossible to hit them without locking on. My team was alive for every other mission but that one.
>>741925875There's an entire gay board you could be posting on right now.
>>741924885I learnt pretty quickly that the tink noise indicates I'm hitting the right part, but you're right - it's basically the same fucking sound you hear in Fire Emblem when a unit takes zero damage. Whoever thought that was acceptable feedback should be fired.
>>741919383Jeets are just brown-colored hebrews. Both of those vermin are extremely skilled at nepotism and side-stepping rules to suit their ambitions. If it weren't for H1B government policies they wouldn't be here at all. The jews however would still be here even if we dropped a nuke on every major continent.
I’m still wondering why 64 needed another remake
>>741925915I had to play it on the TV because I needed the larger screen to be able to see shit. Venom was way too dark.
>>741921384>everythingWe rage at video games here.
>>741925807I escaped Andross' explosion with no wings and on 1 hp.So I got the true true ending. Really liked the new James sequence.
>>741905194>>741906917They make it hard to not do the "Focus, F" meme
>>741925807Star wolf seems much harder to consistently hit. Andross phase 1 had some odd camera shit even compared to the original that prevented me from blitzing the hands. Phase 2 seemed even easier than before
>>741924980No, Bacoon existed for thousand's of years before Andross existed. Also this info is from the guide, I'm just not digging that out rn to take a picture of this one paragraph at this moment. Anyways, don't get why they made it solely made by Andross now apparently.
>>741926394I feel like it was much harder for me to avoid getting sucked into his mouth on that inhale attack he does.
>>741925704Stop spreading lies
>>741926410The original game, at least the english translation of the original game, explicitly refers to Baccoon as a bioweapon. What's in the actual game takes priority over what's in the supplemental material, always.
>>741926297not like 64 didnt have its fair share of cheesy lines. "Gee, I was saved by Fox! How SWELL!"people give new games shit for their cheesy quippy dialogue, but any old game that does it is praised. strange phenomenon.
Friends..is this just what aging is like? Before I could take out all the battleship turrets and the bridge in area 6 on those cruisers now I’m just not quick enough. I couldn’t even get all 5 missiles!
>>741907145CARLOSARLOS
>>741924346kill yourself
>>741926592I struggled with that too, I don't know if it's the speed being different or what. Everything is also much higher detailed, so maybe that could be an issue, too.
>>741922093Nice Kitty! I would give her all treats she wants
>>741926657I also felt bombs we’re either much more scarce or much harder to collect
>They wait until literally the day of release to announce that the US will in fact getting these>Frantically trying to cancel my overseas pre-order and save myself 40+ dollars on shippingI knew this would happen...
>>741924346the funniest thing about all this is that we got a perfect template for a new star fox game: Kid Icarus Uprising. half of the level on rails, the other half on foot. witty banter throughout the level between the characters. different weapon types to use, each with a unique purpose. make a star fox game in the vein of Uprising, and you might end up with the best star fox game ever made.
>>741922093>>741921734>>741921181Noticing she has the same earring as Miyu
>>741926486its true, she told me while we were having after sex cigarettes
>>741926640>an anon makes a good point>another anon copes, seethes, and replies with "kill yourself"classic /v/.
>>741907764>slippy toad's a faggot>he acts like s faggot¿Surprise?
>>741926869>Self-taught Of course, she's a Mary Sue.
>>741927319She's a street kid, what do you expect?
>>741926994>an anonyou know you can defend your dogshit post without pretending to be someone else, right?
>>741927368Would be cool if she had a missing toe or something, showing her informal training had a price.
>>741927487You just want to see her feet, bro
>>741927383>implying im the anon who made the pointlook man i know samefagging is a constant issue on here, but dont accuse everyone of doing it.
>>741927514I already have
>>741926869>Noticing she has the same earring as MiyuShe had that earring in Zero as well. Guess it's just Katt's thing now. Sorry, Miyu.
>>741927771To be fair, there's a lot of room to believe that Katt outright replaced Miyu between 2's development and 64.Which, speaking of Miyu, I find it funny how everyone draws her so tall, when she's actually meant to be much shorter.
Oh…bros!
How is the gundam boss? That's all I care about.
>>741926180Which is why 50% or more of the threads are raging about things that aren't video games.
>>741927869>my precious coombait
>>741905064Man, they really want to hit McDonalds. Hilarious that fat Fox is struggling to keep up.
>>741925993Yeah, it's called /v/.
Star wolf really isn’t that memorable this time huh?No your good but I’m bettah No what the heckNo I can’t lose!!
The only thing I really dont care for is the soundtrack. It's very safe and really boring.
thoughts six campaign playthroughs in (5 normal, 1 expert):>it's still starfox 64 ultimately, and that's a good thing>controls feel very nice, maybe even better than the original on n64>music is good. not as good as assault but still pretty good>the new cutscenes are a nice touch, and most of them blend well together for story purposesthe stuff they DO botch however, they botch horrendously>completely ruined the forever train bosses cinematic defeat (the HIT+50 appears before the tracks are even derailed, not even mentioning the delivery)>the shogun boss in sector Y is written to be an "honorable japanese warrior" villain now so no "COCKY LITTLE FREAKS" line anymore>voice direction is pretty shit all around>you can only access Titania if you intentionally let Slippy get whacked in Sector X, which sorta harms routing for medals>expert mode medals require the same score as in normal mode. Personally I thought they'd raise the score requirements since there's more enemies.Overall it's good, but I don't think it's as good as the original
>>741925807They've changed Star Wolf'sAI for Venom. Before you could brake to have them pass you, but now they brake WITH you AND shoot the shit out of you. You're encouraged to boost while doing tight turns now.
>>741926867Funny you should mention that. Kid Icarus Uprising began development as a Star Fox game for the Wii.
>>741923726>I don't think you actually know what a millennial is.The average millennial is in his mid 30s, so they're absolutely the average video game writer
>>741928141>>>/lgbt/Just in case (You) aren't pretending to be retarded.
>>741922437Welcome to /v/, every thread has its dedicated schizos spamming the same pictures/webms
>>741928703PARTIALLY true.the game was always in development for 3ds, but was originally gonna be a new IP. sakurai decided to use a nintendo IP after seeing comments from smash players about how many of the reps hadnt had a game in a while. originally hed considered Star Fox, but he couldnt figure out a way to implement the planned features into the star fox setting. thats why he went with kid icarus.BUT. there WAS a kid icarus game that was IN TALKS for the wii, but it never got very far into planning before it was scrapped.
>>741917859>almost 30 years of technological progressEVERYTHING IS FUCKEDEVERYBODY SUCKS
So is it worth it or not?
>>741927851Yeah, I've heard about that theory and believe it to be true. Same goes for the one about Bill replacing Fay. >Which, speaking of Miyu, I find it funny how everyone draws her so tall, when she's actually meant to be much shorter.It's to make her feel more like a tomboy, usually, or the artist just likes tall women.>>741927869Hoping to see you next game.>>741927924I love this page so much.
>>741923715Not a girl
>>741928689>>741926734>>741922129Good goyim, keep consooming
>>741905064What's with Fox's posture
What were they thinking not putting the foot mode in the game? Idiots
>>741929558Could have improved it, and added it as a multiplayer option.
>>741924885The sound design in general is bad.>64>shoot enemy>metal denting sound>earth shattering explosion>Switch2>shoot enemy>weak tink sound>weak explosion
So how much do you think this game will sell?
>>741929837Decently, but not enough to be considered an actual success, might lose Nintendo some money but not much
>>741926994>good point>I want the series to become an entirely different genre even though it has demonstrably not worked for this franchise
It's so funny to me that you can unlock Caiman as an avatar
>>741929837Starfox never really does the big numbers, not even the good ones.
>>741930132It's always been a big seller in the US, and only really the US. Which doesn't really make much sense to me when it comes to Nintendo practically ignoring the US market by not advertising it a ton over here.
It looks so bad, the backlighting of everything and lens flares make everything so unreadable. And why on earth is there nothing BUT com banter now? Sometimes the silence in the game made things more impactful. Modern flourishes don't always improve things.
>>741905064They turned Peppy into Big chungus
The game is still great, obviously voice acting is worse and generic, but the actual gameplay is still perfect. The challenges are the best addition so far, but I haven't done multiplayer yetThe sound design is worse though, apart from voice acting the sound effects in the original were much clearer and weightier
>>741905064It's alright. Other than the character models the graphics are decent, gameplay is smooth and nice even though it's just the same as 64 while being easier for some reason. My biggest complaint is the voice acting of course. Some are OK but the original voice over is significantly better especially for Falco, ROB and Andross.
>>741926410Oooh I like lore like this
Any fanarts yet where she handles jobs?
>>741928456Yeah like in a few years from now when I'm itching to replay 64 I'll probably just go back to the originalBut at least the multiplayer is fun
>>741929837Probably just under a million.Star Fox never really sold gangbusters after 64
STAR FOX IS CONFIRMED TO BE A 10/10.Star Fox 2026 is a 10/10 experience. I was able to get a hang of the controls. The gameplay was so complex, that I was struggling to beat Andross for about 5-10 minutes until I figured out how to beat him and get better at dodging his attacks. The cutscenes are beautifully directed and very cinematic. The graphics are amazing for Nintendo standards, and I am very happy that they have caught up to current-generation graphics. I felt like I was watching an animated Star Fox movie with plenty of worthwhile gameplay segments. I want that for the next 3D Mario. I would watch an animated Star Fox movie with the character designs from this game, rather than the ones Illumination will use, unless I see the other characters first and decide that they look good. I am going to buy the Star Fox plushies. Back when I used to play Star Fox 1993 every so often, I always had a skill issue with getting past Corneria, and I barely touched Star Fox 64, but now, I have played Star Fox 2026 and I have become invested in the franchise. I wonder what the next Star Fox game will be. Can they adapt Star Fox 2? Or will we get Star Fox 3 instead? Can they take SNES Star Fox 2, and heavily modify the structure and levels, and call it Star Fox 2? Like how Star Fox 64 is Star Fox 1993, but different? I am very happy with how Star Fox turned out. Now that I have beaten Andross, I am going to take a break and go back to playing TomoDacHi Life: Living the Dream.
>>741930573This will sell 1 million easily. It's had great preorders on Amazon. Even Prime 4 did 1 million with Physical and Digital.
the new English VA is so awful >>741922739it's actually referenced in 64's Japanese script, I'm not really sure why it was excluded from the English translation
>>741930468Change that to a hit of crack or heroin. Newports aren't strong enough.
>>741930695Prime 4 didn't sell 1 million
>>741930024wanting the series to evolve beyond star fox 64 isnt a bad thing. the issue with the non reboot/remake star fox games outside of assault was that they didnt even resemble star fox. but keeping the on rails gameplay and mixing it with on foot stuff with some fun ranged/melee mixed combat could work wonders to bring the series into a new era.i dont want the series to be unrecognizable,. i just dont want it to keep repeating star fox 1 and 64 over and over.
>>741931160All they had to do was turn it into ace combat but nintendo, I honestly don't get how they kept screwing shit up. It's such an easy slam dunk.
>>741931160>Let's take Star Fox...and turn it into something else so we can appeal to more normies fuck off. Nintendo never even TRIED to make Star Fox 64 2. I hope we can get that now
>>741931160The issue with Star Fox is that it's OBVIOUS how the series should evolve from 64 because Star Wars games like Rogue Leader and Battlefront 2 already did it, Nintendo simply has not done it and they keep pawning the series off to C-tier developers
>>741930652fuck off Miyamoto, we're not buying your game.
>>741931298ive said this earlier in the thread, but kid icarus uprising is the perfect launching point for a new star fox. that gameplay and how the character banter is handled would work beautifully for the series. i LIKE on rails shooters, but star fox cant just keep repeating the lylat wars again and again. it needs to progress, you nostalgia blind faggot.
>>741931408Come up with a story where Star Fox has to tackle a threat from another solar system so they have an excuse to create another two dozen or so levels, with more branching paths and routes through levels. That's ALL they had to do for a sequel, but Miyamoto is a faggot who doesn't like rail shooters so he kept trying to hijack the series
>>741931467There is a million sci fi stories they could rip off but they are FRESH out of ideas I guess
>>741930695It did. Nintendo confirm this.
>>741931307honestly, Platinum wouldve been a fantastic choice for Star Fox if Miyamoto wasnt a giant faggot and let them actually do their thing. Star Fox Zero sucked not because of platinum, but because of Miyamoto really hating star fox for some reason.
>>741931567Whoops meant to quote this guy. >>741931119
>>741931467you see, its easier to just rehash the lylat wars story we'd already gotten 4 times before for easy nostalgiabux. doing something with star fox beyond 1/64 again requires thought and effort, things Miyamoto doesnt give a fuck about.
>>741923578They tightened the hitboxes, but the better control fidelity has actually improved my marksmanship considerably. I got multiple medals on my first run through, including on planets I never pulled it off on back in the 64 days.
>>741925775It's probably a blurb about the weird warp space you go through.
>>741927319Falco's specified to be self-taught too, shut the fuck up.
>>741931325You must buy it.Nintendo is becoming cinematic.3D Mario will be hyperrealistic and fully voice-acted.Just how I have always wanted.
https://youtu.be/qy8YDmdfatA?is=l9-NLg1NZmM4ZHlJId expect some furries at this
>>741931748All-range mode is STUPID easy with mouse mode, like it's not even funny.
>>741931912see when a man does it, its based and makes sense.when a woman does it, its mary sue shit.so says neckbeards on the mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>741905681It's so over for American games
>>741928632I see they made it much harder for sure.
>finally get to learn the lore of what happens to Slippy if you choose to go to Titania, even if you successfully defeat Spyborg quickly>As it turns out, Slippy you don't get to choose Titania anymore, you are forced to MacbethFascinating.
Is it me, or did they actually adjust Katt's appearance a bit from the Direct to release?
>>741930187Adventures sure sold a lot for supposedly ruining the series
>>741932540They did.
>>741932543Because people wanted to give it a chance and they loved 64. The fact that sales take a nose dive immediately after shows what audiences though about it.
>>741932540Huh, yeah, she looks way better.
>>741932597Yep. The DMC2 effect.
>>741932635For reference, this is what she looked like in the Direct, but compared to her now? I feel like they definitely made a few adjustments. I can't tell if she has her earring, either.
>>741931567No it didn't Just stop
>>741932736She looks like a meth head here
>>741905064why is this webm in slow motion? I just finished the game in handheld mode and this doesn't happen
>>741905681>cherry pick a photo of the 2 pajeets in a studio full of white peoplewhy are you guys so miserable and desparete to doompost everything?
>>741932221>>741931912Can you tell me how could they afford their Airwings?
>>741933029>white people>it's mostly indians, jews, and muslimsNice try rajeesh
>>741932932That's not the fucking line
>Worthless modern remake made by a random studio is in fact shitty and modern with worst dialogues, voice acting and dofficulty.No shit.
>>741917859Indians are so fucking stupid and tasteless. How did they do worse than a N64 game?
>>741933029It's not about race, western remakes are always shit and unfaithful anyway
>>741907145Kek
>>741932736>>741932856>>741932635>>741932540I think it's just bad quality of the recording at the direct, they didn't think players would care that much about such minor character And year I'd wrestle her
>>741923578Me too but I only played the SNES one to completion and the only real map I played was Meteo in the demo
>>741933546I'd hardly call someone who's integral to the true ending and also the only female in the game as minor character.
>>741932736She looks the same saar
Had a few online matches and it is quite fun, if they add some more maps and modes I can see it being alive for a while.
>>741933702Nothing would change if she wasn't present in the game
>>741905681
>>741926531The OFFICIAL guide for 64 refers to Bacoon existing for a very long time and being the reason Aquas is mostly water, and considering that the majority of the lore for the games comes from that manual, it's definitely what was meant to be.
mfw
>>741905064This remake was pure fucking kino, and I had the original at launch in 97. I can’t wait to unlock Expert and get my shit pushed in
>boot up game>title screen is the great fox flying over corneria>keep watching to see if anything will happen
>>741933864The online is already dead
Stick to the pond Froggy, where you belong.
>>741931567>"Nintendo confirm this"Fucking ESL monkey over here. Also even if it did, it still had to do so half a year after launch, which for one of Nintendo's biggest series and one that was waited on for a decade, is nowhere near good.
>>741933029>cherry pickTHEYRE THE FUCKING FOUNDERS OF THE STUDIO YOU INDIAN POO FLINGING LOSER KEK
>>741905064Tell it to me straight /v/, is this game being universally panned because the characters aren't fuckable anymore?
>>741931467the least they could do is make a James McCloud prequel, and actually show who Andross was before he was a giant head.
>>741907764I loved that scene
