ITT yapcore stop fucking yapping just let me goddamn play the game
>>741908530>>741908664>setting a tone ruins the ADHD riddled zoomers minds
>>741912131i'm 60yo
Metroid Dread starts with a literal slideshow and walls of text.
>>741908530I don't mind this in Ocarina of Time because it's presentation is amazing, but then they did the same thing but worse for all the other games unitl botw
this shit is why I moved on to more "arcadey" games and genres.Just let me hold the controller and play with a lot of fun stuff happening, I don't want to commute to the fun stuff nor do I want to sit through 50mins of a movie.
>>741908530the irony is that Oot opens with an unskippable cutscene
>>741912131this was a thing millenials complained about in like 2010
>>741913531>setting the scene is impossible for a senile elderly brain who has forgotten what he saw before the scene ends
>sit down to play cards >dealer explains to you "now this game was originally played by the poors in 1890. it was picked up by the british after travelling to blah blah BLAH i would reach across the table and strangle him the best games are just pure gameplay. tetris. DDR. fighting games. i don't give a fuck about the story. if you cared that much there was some stupid shit in the manual to read
>>741913531we know, baldy
