What did he do to earn the title of "Great King of Evil"?
Probably something great and evil
>>741912876I slapped your girl’s ass and took your prissy ass castle. I’ll do more. Tonight.
>>741912876He kidnapped your pussy
>>741912876He took over Hyrule and cast the kingdom into perpetual darkness.
by looking like that
>>741912876He stole men’s souls, and made them his slaves.
>>741912876Killing like 75% of Hyrule's population, including the king and all his servants and guards, then taking over the castle?
>>741912876Hyrule has like 40 citizens, it doesn't take much to become King of something there.
>>741912876He took the princess away and now the children don't play
>>741912876Rape.
>>741912876>Master plan was to be king of Hyrule and....I don't know? Maybe he didn't think he'd get that far. He never struck me as having an interest in wealth or women. He only wanted power and even had the piece of the tri-force representing power. You could argue that wealth is equal to power, or whatever Ganon say as "power" but he always struck as a "might makes right" sort of person.
>>741912876him ham eaeveil
>>741912876He didn't earn the title, he was born with it because of Demise or some other convoluted loreshit
>>741912876He became the only ruler (Great King) of a wasteland (litrerally nothing left but "evil")
He peed in your mom's butt
>>741917009that's just politics
>>741917624begone, pedobot
>>741918368schozo dotected...........the fbi put a microchip inside ur eyeball.........this is not a joke............better get it out............
>>741912876He stomps on flowers in the park.
Too much melanin
>>741915396And DIDNT fuck it.
>>741918031what about his taxes policy?
>>741912876said the n-word once
>>741918845Would be hot if she were shitting in the ocean
>>741919046He's the king of the gamer word
>>741918845>Shortstack cute girl with a fat shapely assMUH
>>741912876He is brown
>>741912876Did you not see what he did to Death Mountain, Kokiri Forest, Zora's Domain, and Kakariko?
>>741912876He made a really mean tweet... with NO trigger warning!
>>741912876he shanked that one guy in the alley
>>741912876Being jewish. look at that nose.
>>741920841>resurrected a cute dragon and jailed the people who wanted to beat its head in with a hammer>restored old-growth Deku Baba flowers and near-extinct big skulltulas to the forest>froze zora river to stop King Zora's taint from tainting Hyrule's water>exposed the past sins of Hyrule for the world to see and resurrected an unjustly lynched man to play his bongos
>>741912876built an ice skating rink that wasn't up to code
>>741912876well he did open up a volcanic moat in the capital after replacing all the towns people with redeads.
>>741912876Secret stones. Imprisoning war.
>>741915648>>741917009>>741923283so? that's not even that bad
He convinced a few nerds to go into a cave naked and get their buttcracks gaped by big bokoblin cock
>>741912876Blocked the cave of rocks with a big rock to stop the rock guys who live in a rock mountain from eating the rocks
>>741912876He killed millions of Palestinians
>>741923864h-hot…
>>741923730Yeah, he should be torturing everyone in the entire kingdom for literally no reason except "BECAUSE!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
>>741915648Is a light overcast what passes for perpetual darkness nowadays? Seems like you could just move to London and skip the whole triforce thing.
