cloudbros...
>>741914797Jesus, I think I will just play the remake. Like look at that shit.
>>741914797cloud is for aerith
>>741914797tifabros...
Tifa is for Barret.Aeris is for Red.Yuffie is for ?
What does the Lifestream even do?
>>741914797Don't worry Cloud will go play with Marlene
>>741914895Even with Aerith Cloud just gets Zack's sloppy seconds. Cloud is a loser the entire game
>>741915091Zack is an autistic workaholic he barely interacted with aerith and doesn't even know what sex is
>>741914797I mean, Cloud was literally that weird awkward kid that all the other kids made fun of and ended up stalking Tifa and her friends into the mountains. Then he decided to join the army, failed to succeed and ended up being sent on a mission back to his home town and hid his face in shame, only to have a tard-rage moment and throw Sephiroth into the lifestream before crashing and being experimented on. Then he made up false memories and when faced with reality ended up becoming a literal retard in a wheelchair and a woman "fixed" him.
>>741914797That's why Cloud ghosts Tifa in Advent Children...He found out her body count.
>>741915030its a streaming platform filled with thots
>>741914895this
>>741915091Aerith died a virgin.
>>741915929Sephiroth put his long sword in her though
>>741915929For that she know the HoneyBee too well
>>741915547Tifa is for Red? That tracks. But why is Barrett with a frog?
>>741916957It's a reference to his character arc>Kupamanduka/ Kupamanduka-nyaya (कूपमण्डूक) is a Sanskrit language expression, meaning "frog in a well".[1] In Sanskrit, Kupa means a well and Manduka means a frog. The phrase is used for a small-minded person who foolishly imagines the limits of his knowledge to form the limit of all human knowledge (much as a frog might imagine the well in which it lived to be the largest body of water possible, being completely unable to conceive of anything as vast as an ocean)
>>741917386Wtf
>>741917386Lmao wow, they really made him sound as smart as nigger. Barrett is probably the best character in the remakes, though.
>>741914797I'll comfort my boy
>>741915091Zack is for Elmyra
>>741914797>Tifa will be like this if you left her out of the group and any genuine nip knows it's just yet one another irrelevant obscene joke making fun of this overly whitewashed secondhand fap material Nomura plagiarized >>>/vr/12647724 from his personal nasty fap material(s) >>741839526 he jizzed over since 1993(=97-4).>https://archive.ph/9RQ9E#sd1288726716And in Remake Tifa jumps onto bbc if you accidentally make her think that you forget her "muh promise".
>>741917974He's really the only decent character in the universe. I like Reeve too, and elements of Cid. President Shinra, Rufus, and Shinra in general are interesting, but for the most part all of them never really get a lot of worthwhile investment in the overarching story after the initial introduction. Japs prefer all that spiritual nonsense about weirdo twinks with compensating swords fighting for gwyneth paltrow's goop.Call me crazy but the "Pursuit of Sephiroth" is the gayest fucking plot of a video game I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. I could give a flying fuck about this homosexual and his God complex. I swear he's visually and thematically designed by femboys, for women. Can't believe they wasted such an amazing musical score on such a faggot character.
>>741914983Me
>>741914797>>741915091This is why Yuffie and Priscilla are best girls
>>741915091Cuckloud. lol
>>741915236If the world was a merciful place compilationiggers should be dragged into the street and shot
>>741924054Yeah i hate 7R faggots too
If you guys just chopped your balls off like me, you'd be able to think clearly, and then understand that there is no reason to ever even think about or feel anything for females.
>>741914797Sephiroth didn't sleep for 7 days and spent that entire time reading over Hojo's notes. Meanwhile Zack and Cloud dicked around and just let Sephi schizo out. You can't just ignore your friends and comrades and blindly expect them to be alright, /v/. And you can't just do everything on your own, even if you're the strongest, like Sephiroth.
