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 No.741930484 Archived
>nintendo really made it canon that link is a eunuch
wtf? why did nintendo fucking do this?
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Anonymous
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 No.741930549
Did you really expect them to model his penis? Are you stupid?
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Anonymous
 No.741930562
 No.741930562
Bottoms don't need it
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Anonymous
 No.741930565
 No.741930565
>>741930484
Woketendo
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Anonymous
 No.741930606
 No.741930606
He's just like me!
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Anonymous
 No.741930609
 No.741930609
BOTW was a mistake in every way possible, amazing.
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Anonymous
 No.741930657
 No.741930657
>>741930549
Before woke destroyed everything they would have included the silhouette
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Anonymous
 No.741930723
 No.741930723
>>741930549
>boxer don't exist
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Anonymous
 No.741930823
 No.741930823
>>741930723
Which is why Link always wears underwear whenever you undress them.
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Anonymous
 No.741930826
 No.741930826
>>741930484
>I want to subtly accentuate his muscular physique, so he doesn't end up smooth

Kek, basically they didn't want him to look too feminine by having a lack of muscle mass.
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Anonymous
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 No.741930934
>>741930484
TP Link could chuck him through multiple ubisoft towers to unlock more of the map.
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
Penis :DDD
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
omgawd link haves kleinfelters just like me
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Anonymous
 No.741931164
 No.741931164
>>741930484
Link in BotW/TotK is a clay golem being deployed by Demise into alternate timelines so that he can manifest there, since his curse of hatred only targeted right-handed Link. This also serves to sexually frustrate the goddess Hylia who will incarnate into Zelda, but will never be dicked.
Left-handed Link just fucks around as per normal, isn't soulmated to Hylia and is actually a reincarnation of Groose.
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Anonymous
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 No.741931281
>>741930484
>UNK's body
can't unsee
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Anonymous
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 No.741931315
>>741930934
Midna is a happy wife.
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Anonymous
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>>741931015
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Anonymous
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 No.741931373
>>741931015
>>741931329
you just know link has a tiny grower dick
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Anonymous
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 No.741931398
>>741930484
birth giving hips
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Anonymous
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 No.741931406
>>741930562
The dick makes it better, fag.
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Anonymous
 No.741931547
 No.741931547
>>741930726
BHC
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Anonymous
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>>741931315
So glad that she didn't miss and hit the mirror of twilight by accident.
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Anonymous
 No.741931868
 No.741931868
>>741931605
There is absolutely NO chance in Hell he fucked Lila, let alone this version of Zelda.

Someday we'll get a half Twili Link and the internet will explode.
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Anonymous
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 No.741932393
>>741931015
NINTENDO! HIRE THIS MAN!
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Anonymous
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pingas
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
The king had it removed so that there'd be no hanky-panky between him and the princess. Can't have any heirs that aren't of fully-royal blood.
Don't worry, Link still gets plenty of action in the guardsman barracks every night.
His poor jaw's so sore that he can hardly speak, and his asshole's so broken that it completely prolapses when he jumps.
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
that's the christian friendly version
this is the real version
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Anonymous
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 No.741933295
>>741930484
It really might be the most soulless character design in history. His missing genitals are a fitting metaphor for modern games.
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Anonymous
 No.741933328
 No.741933328
>>741933062
Cute! <3
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Anonymous
 No.741933358
 No.741933358
>>741931015
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOT THE ADVERTISERS
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Anonymous
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 No.741934092
More dicks.
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Anonymous
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 No.741934130
>>741930484
Look at his short legs
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Anonymous
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 No.741934635
>>741930726
Um actually Link is a human, not an elf.
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Anonymous
 No.741934747
 No.741934747
>>741930484
Where bros dih?
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Anonymous
 No.741934861
 No.741934861
>>741930484
>tfw you die fighting for your kingdom because the princess is a fuckup and suffered from spiritual ED and couldn't get it up in time
>and then they bring you back without a dick to top it off
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Anonymous
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 No.741934935
>>741934861
Zora took it and buried with Mipha.
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
No wonder Zelda always gets "kidnapped"...
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Anonymous
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>>741930484
No one in Hyrule has genitals. They reproduce via spores.
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Anonymous
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 No.741935828
>>741930484
Link is an artificial being, not born of parents. He will not score. He wont have children. He is a flesh golem.
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