https://youtube.com/watch?v=XPNW3GCIeOM
moloch machine
>>741937919Steamies: It's okay when Valve fraudulently lies.
>>741937919where is HLX
>>741939525Not ready to be annoubced
>>741937919I want this, but reshaped as a steam deck 2
>>741937919Valve is basically gamer Apple. There are people who will buy anything as long as it has the name "Steam" on it no matter what it is
>>741939628 Steamies and tendies are the exact same thing.
>>741939551wake me up when its ready then
>>741937919I'm still getting one but wtf is up with this lazy packaging? Has valve always done this?
Steam Machine is still more powerful than 70% of PCs out there the Steam Data doesn't lie.
I almost signed up for it, but after some thinking, I think I'm gonna spend the extra few hundred and get the Framework Desktop instead with 64GB of DRAM.
>>741939726This is packaging for everything post COVID.
>>741939856Wrong!!!! I seen that clear green xbox is coming in a box inspired by the original xbox box. Granted it's basically a blank black box with the new xbox logo but still.
>>741937919Valvetards are so sad lol
>>741939735Valve had the right idea designing hardware based on that data but they did not frame it correctly. They should have limited data to North America, Europe, SK/Japan and Aus/NZ. Because I can assure you that if you filter out everyone else the specs of the average steam user is much higher than the global average
>>741939735and what are the specs by country?...THAT'S FUCKING RACIST YOU CHUD!
>>741940004That's a limited edition console, that's the exception not the rule.>>741940150>>741940251The average PC is weaker than a GTX 1080 rig from a decade ago and this is at least twice as powerful.
don't you guys think that maybe the problem is the game's terrible optimization?
>>741940443
>>741940443Yes compare Monster Hunter Wilds to Monster Hunter World.
>>741940383Yes. The global average. It doesn't make sense to use the global average to design specs when you don't even sell to 90% of the shitholes dragging the average down. They should have used the average of the countries they actually sell these to.
>>741940689If your PC is weaker than a internet cafe then you got bigger problems.
>>741940443No
>>741939726You think they have more than 50k available for the lottery?
>>741939525That got released years ago
>>741939735Those 70% can't afford steam machine
>>741939726Yeah thats how the steam deck and the controller came. You really don't want them to advertise whats in the box anyway with drivers stealing shit all the time.
>>741939735>>741941697>Trust me bro dataIt’s fake data that Valve controls, just like AI data claims it can do better than other AI.
When will valve give me permission to buy one
>>741943535When the five interns finish manually verifying every qualified account.
Imagine using someone with tattoos as your hand model. Is there no professionalism left in this world?
>>741945653The world is vulgar now, vulgar masses, vulgar presidents, mayors, senators. Vulgar countries, vulgar religions, vulgar products
>>741937919bros I just want the controller. Sorry I was busy and didn't spam f5 on steam at exactly 10am to get one before they sold out immediately. So now I have to wait until December? Come the fuck on
>the steamies schizo has been making 10+ threads a day about this
>>741939726When the steam deck released they had fancy boxes but too many Fedex drivers were stealing the decks and marking them as delivered so Valve neutered the boxes to make them blend in.
>tfw Gabe hasn't personally emailed me about my lottery resultsit's so fucking over...
So I want to get one but i'm not a steam user. I did make an account in prep for it but I can only get one at launch of my account is a few years old?? How the fuck is that fair?
>>741946343I was looking at my purchase history and it really surprised me that apparently I waited over seven months for a Steam Deck back when it released. I totally forgot. Thought it was like two or three months.
>>741937919Pretty cool. But i cringed a little when he said "Tada!"
>>741946343Yeah well, if it had a normal supply they can say it sold out you know? With a normal constant supply everything valve makes in an obvious flop, while if it has exaggerated scarcity it is am obfuscated flop
>>741946693Thank scalpers.
>>741937919>our machine is powerfulit is not
>>741937919>fucked up the first steam machine>now thisKWAB
>>741946934It can run Crysis
>>741946693If your account was made before mid-April and you have made a purchase before that date you are eligible.>How the fuck is that fair?It isn't, it more or less defeats the point of the Steam Machine when they wanted to target the console audience. But after what happened with the Controller it's now clear that they either do this, or not a single non-bot account will be able to get one.
>The Gabe cube sold out in three hours in JapanWhy do japs love Valve so much?
>Steam Machine will not be shipping in South Korea.Why
>>741947093My guess is that they only had a small amount of units for the Japs at launch.
>>741937919Lmao it's the most poorfag bottom of the barrel, entry level product package I've seen, and yet they're asking a premium price for it.
>>741946693>>741947024It's to prevent scalpers from making multiple accounts to enter the lottery and selling them on ebay or using them for parts.Steam Machine also wasn't intended for the console audience primarily. That'd be nice but I doubt Valve expects any of its hardware to break into a mainstream when they've always been the most expensive option with the weakest specs since the Deck.
>>741947934Yeah, fuck scalpers
>>741947248Blame unmarried South Korean gamers.The Steam Machine is optimized for wife acceptance factor, not pure price/performance alone. A small and quiet Steam Machine that looks good under your TV in the living room is less likely to upset your wife than a big PS5 or gaming PC next to your TV.Why worry about how your spouse will feel about the gaming device you put in the living room if you don't have a spouse?
>>741939735Yeah while being 100% more expensive. You think little Timmy who plays roblox and fortnite on his 2013 laptop is going to pick up a $1049 device that doesn't even have a controller? More likely he will get an actually powerful gaming PC or continue to use shitty laptops.
>>741949554>he Steam Machine is optimized for wife acceptance factor, not pure price/performance alone.Thats hilariously sad.
>>741937919>pro Cute shape, small, can fit nicely in any living room withou looking weird>consPrice, hard to upgrade due to the tight design in a similar way laptops are hard to upgrade.Nope Im gonna buy a new stbadard tower PC this or next year. Anyways I prefer to have a separate space to game and work instead of sitting always on the couch.
>>741946581I don't think anyone's been emailed :(
