'Backrooms' director wishes to adapt Portal next.
>>741938861God I wish this retard would just fuck off
>>741938861I really hope he's able to do a Portal movie, but then immediately go back to Backrooms after. BR is his claim to fame, and he'd be a fool to leave it behind.
>>741938861His dad is a VFX artist and probably doing 90% of the work. All this 'YOUNGEST DIRECTOR EVER' shit is just marketing.
>>741938861God, let him succeed
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!LMAO FELLOW GAYMERS!!!
>>741938861>>741938954>>741939006>>741939072>>741939163Valve will never give copyright permission
>>741939072You sound jealous.
>>741939006>>741939163true I hope he produces a lot more tasty and unoriginal slop
>>741939276>Hehe, look daddy! I trolled the other boy, daddy!>from the other room: Not now Kane, I'm working on our movie
>>741938861cringe, nigga was 1 year old when portal came out
>>741938861Nepo baby like most people in the industry.
>>741939820yeah but he is a white nepobaby which makes him vastly more qualified than the average people in the industry these days
>>741938861I know we are meant to hate e-celebs and youtube creators are a part of that, but this guy is clearly talented, especially at his age so I support him.
>>741938861>The Blackrooms
>>741940071This. He did a decent job with his movie so sure, do some other adaptations. I'm all for supporting new creators instead of out-of-touch old fucks.
>>741938861Based zoomer
>>741940154BWC + meds
>>741938861millennials big mad that zoomer culture is not the primary driver that's setting trends in entertainment and product consumption
>>741938861industry plant
>>741940071>this guy is clearly talentedhe made generic analog horror trashare posts like this made by people paid to defend him?
>>741938861>inspired by video games and youtube not filmmakersthis cant be, mike and jay told me hes not just a youtuber hes an auteur filmmaker
>>741938954OH NO SEETHING TRANNY IS JEALOUSWOMPWOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP
People know Portal is a puzzle game, yeah?
There are actual video games with plots and characters you can adapt.Fuck it. I don't want to get in Hollywood's way while they're making a mistake. It's funnier this way.
jews are right about goyim
>>741938861What's the deal with anything involving him always having that catchphrase about how "he was just 20 years old when/at X"
>>741941298>TRANNYbut i don't like the backrooms movie?
>>74193895410* better than the obsession retard though
>>741938861what would the portal movie even be about? ratman trying to survive?also based, despite being so young he has good taste
>>741945269Loosely combining 1 and 2 could work.
>>741938861lol what a retard. Portal and half-life of all things? You just know he haven't watched any great movies
>>741946319half life at least has a cohesive story to follow and was one of the earliest first person movies, Portal was more focused on gameplay the story was secondary
zoomerslop
>>741938861>Portal: Directed by Kane Parsons. He was just 21 years old when he invented the concept of portals and the gravity gun. 21 year old genius filmmaker took inspiration not from video games but from this great idea he came up with when he was just 21 years old.
Originality doesnt matter if you are the last person to do something with it.>I came up with that!And you did what with it, nothing? Then you did nothing. Ideas guys should know their place, or fucking do something.
>>741939637Literal cringelet's making our games into movies, just as bad as the deep social trustee tard from adelaide making the new mortal kombat movies.He admits he never played the game, red the comics/novels or watched the movies/cartoon/live action by sam raimi series(doesn't even know who christopher lambert is ffs, I'd rather david lynch who at least played 1 & 2 at the ping pong hall with his nephew).When does this stop, I can only blame uwee bowlmovement for this...
>>741946887>He admits he never played the game, red the comics/novels or watched the movies/cartoon/live action by sam raimi series(doesn't even know who christopher lambert is ffsthe fuck are you babbling about?
>>741938861>Stole 4chud's spoopy idea and bastardized it with cringy SCP-esque trannyshit that spawned shitty Backroom headcanons by retarded kids as a resultShould have gatekept better
>>741946974Mortal kombat , I said that he is just an out of touch plant as bad as the 50 year old gen exer from adelaide and all these industry drop in/hot takers that can't for the life of them figure it out.
>>741946568>Portal was more focused on gameplay the story was secondaryGot ourselves a funny guy right here
>>741939072that's just how the world works. in 30 years he'll be nepo-ing his son.
>>741938861I know nothing about this guy or the Backrooms movie, but it is funny how the movie was based on a literal meme that originated here. Haven't seen many movies in the past several years, since 99% of Hollywood's recent output seems dogshit based on memberberries and memes, but hopefully this guy makes some actually good films, because we could use some new blood.
>>741947278portal 2 tried to be more story heavy but 90% of that amounted to cave johnson narrating while you fucked around with white sticky goo
>>741947529>but hopefully this guy makes some actually good filmsI have no faith in a nepo-baby who made his debut with a fucking Backrooms movie.
>>741939072I think what’s mainly stopping young directors is that even independent film making is very financially inaccessible, and the industry is also quite inaccessible You need to either go to film-school and grind through the ladder, or you need the equipment, locations and the connections and people in your life necessary to make a film and that is putting aside who you are paying and how much
>>741939072But Backrooms was far more about set design rather than VFX
I’d rather they finish Artifact Foundry and hold the million-dollar tournament.Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>741939072I've seem interviews with him, he is VERY autistic and very technical on everything, so much the pop culture channel journos feel visibly disconfortable with him dropping so much information over simple questions The movie movie is not great, but i would not say that he doesn't what he is doing. Like "OHMIGOSH this 20 year old knows a lot about 3D blocking" what is unbelievable about this? Some artists do the most serious work of their lifes at 16
I think all these independent creators like markiplier and him are standing up to hollywood's dominance desu
>>741947542There are a billion channels on youtube dedicated to the lore of Portal and exactly ZERO dedicated to the gameplay aspect.Conclusion:i win ,you lose
>>741938954why tho? i rather someone fresh "nobody" try at adaptation than some jaded old hollywood fuck obsessed with crossing all the dots off the list to maximize potential nominations instead of staying true to the original
Yeah hollywood needs some competition
>>741948139>independent creators>they are actually not actually self-funded>they have a production company behind them>all the copyrights to their works is held by the same production companies that dominated hollywood since foreverRow-row fart with power
>>741948491zoomers keep saying this and then hype up absolute dog shit like it's any better
>>>>741948913Meh, im from a third world country so idk really, could be dogshit true.
The backrooms movie is pretty good, as is the guy's YouTube series. Seethe some more.
>>741949774But from what ive seen of his work on youtube, i enjoyed it
>>741949774exactly, you're a brown turdworld nigger and need to shut your shit eating mouth
>>741949998>from what ive seen on jewtubelollmfao
>>741948913kek this>iron lung... the MOVIE>backrooms... the MOVIEwhat's next, tung tung tung sahur the movie?
>>741939072>His dad is a VFX artist and probably doing 90% of the work.Why does Kane Parsons cause so much seethe?He's very clearly passionate about what he's doing, so he's not just another slop director doing shit just for the money.
>>741950326>he's not just another slop director>implying shit like the backrooms isn't peak slop
>>741950601>>implying shit like the backrooms isn't peak slopCan you explain why you think this?
>>741950325>tung tung tung sahur the movie?and you will unironically see zoomers praise it and say "at least it isn't le hollywood slop!"
I haven't watched a movie since Speed Racer back in April. I don't think I'm missing out on anything.
>>741950967>le yellow hallways creepypasta tiktok sloppa is…LE GOOD?!?!???!?face it, you zoomers are just niggercattle
>>741950967shit that got turned into a viral trend which completely missed the point of the original and now got raped into 2deep4u psychological shit that's shilled by normalfags on social media wherever you go
>>741938861He's only 41