Why didn't Link hit this when he still had a chance as a kid?
>>741940630>when he still had a chance as a kid?But saria is 100s of years old!
>>741940630Saria wanted to wait until he got bigger
saria shouldn't have boobs
>>741941571They will grow, during pregnancy
>>741940630>Why didn't Link hit this when he still had a chance as a kid?
well he could have. did it ever imply he wasn't fucking everything in the forest at any point?
because your off model grok video does not change that she was a child in a childrens game and that your adult perversions and paraphilias have nothing to do with the game
>>741941709What's the endgame for this pic?
>>741941430This. Saria is a chain smoking adult.
>>741941861to improve the site by getting coomers and culture war faggots to leave and make the game relevant to video game discussion, rather than just gooning to jpgs on a non-porn board. not really hard to understand, i'd say.
>>741940630ntr coded...
>>741941949Mido would never!
>>741940630she wears shorts, get it right.
>>741942037do forest girls go commando?
>>741942037
>>741941934buh buh buh based
>>741940630Why is she so angry? That's out of character.
>>741940630I don't want to have sex.
>>741940630Sarina would never act like this.
>yfw the kokiri were the fairies and not the children, the children were just illusions used to make link comfortable>none of the kokiri children exist>they are fairies>this is why link didn't have a fairySorry but your foreverchildwaifu is an illusion. Tricksy fairies.
>>741942651lol she is the big sis of the kokiri children. She's always angry at mido. Did you play oot
>>741942861So big sisters are angry all the time and molest boys? That doesn't sound right.
>>741942801They need correction
okay I'll do it. what's the source, it doesnt look like sloppa
>>741942861Everyone hates Mido though, she never acted that way towards Link, she loves Link.
>>741940630she looks like a disney character
>>741942989>it doesn't look like sloppaanon...I have some bad news...
>>741942989Why would you think that?It obviously is
>>741940630Since I'm an autist I don't know, but do people actually like overt flirting like this? Especially pun based ones.
>oot girl>ww text boxcan't blame ai for this, that's on your poser ass
SARIA OWES ME GOOD BYE SEX
>>741943213But kokiri can't leave the forest
>>741943213gib ai artifact azula in back
>>741943264That's just what they say around Link
>>741943264oh, you dont know?if you impregnate one with a non-kokiri seed, they suddenly become able to do so.Its something about how the goddesses rule about forest folk not accounting for it, ergo, if you see a kokiri, or even a korok, outside of its forest, then it has been bred by a hylian male.
>>741940630Porn artists really are cooked.And i like how this is just "small adult woman" which you dont see enough of anymore. call me a sick fuck but i've developed a fetish for attractive yet realistic women in the 20 to 40 range.
>>741943448>this is just "small adult woman" which you dont see enough of anymorewell...
>yapyapyapyapyapyap>thing that would never happenyawn
>>741942989>it doesnt look like sloppaIt has begun, first the boomers, now the basedlennials, next zoomies won't be able to tell the difference!
>>741943443To counteract this, any other human being turns into a tree(according to the german backstory comic) or a skull kid. So it's impossible.No, link never sexed her
>>741940630He's going to hit harder as an adult
>>741940630because OoT understood children and how they don't even think about those sorts of things
>>741940630Maybe she wasn't his type and he wanted some sweet Malon/Zelda action. Getting involved with her would of complicated that.
>>741943553kokiri girls like getting wood, it gets boring alonethere are no kokiri boys, they have no kokirikock, theyre actually still technically female but just want to try to fit in with the boy.As such, if a curious kokiri gets it on with a scrub, it also counts.Link merely made sure saria gave him a round 2, which cured his curse, after all, he wasnt lost. he was won.Id get into detail, but, id get b&
>>741943553You got it wrong. What happens is Hylians who get lost in the Lost Woods become a Stalfos (the big skeletons you first fight in the Forest Temple).Kokiri who leave the forest become Stalchildren (the skeletons that pop out in the field at night when you're a kid).
>>741943901Looked it up.Skull Kids are lost children, adults are stalfos
>>741941934The culture warriors might leave one day, but the "coomers" aka, people with sex drives, never will. They/We are like the weebs, we've been here since 4chan was founded and we'll be here when it eventually dies. Also that image is anti-fapping, not anti-culture war.
>>741940630This Disney-style Western is better than the 3D Western style of the remake
>>741941709You can post this as much as you want, the people you're trying to drive away will not stop coming here.
>>741940630Source?
>>741943024Because Mido is an annoying brat, while Link is a cute shota. Of course she loves Link.
>>741944190Ocarina of time
>>741943024>Everyone hates Mido thoughThey don't hate him but they do not enjoy him being the bully of the crew. He's basically the hall-monitor trope who takes the sliver of authority given to him to a stupid extreme. But he is very protective of the things he likes, including the forest and the other kokiri. Think Brainy Smurf.
Saria's a child
>>741944213I don't remember this part
>>741944342She's over 100 years old.
>>741944342I read "Saria's child" and were about to ask "where?"
>>741944369New scene in the remake
>>741940630>>741941914>character who was originally cheery and bubbly loses the light behind their eyes and becomes jaded with everythingWhy is this so hot
>>741944450Sounds like someone hasn't met the archetype yet.
>>741940630Saria would never say that
>>741943739kek>>741942037very yummy
>>741944514Elaborate.
>>741940630source is it porn
>>741945549Anon....
Saria is cute!
>>741946060She looks too old here
>>741944076>people with sex drivesThis is a cope. People with a good sex drive go out and have sex, they don't sit inside and talk about porn with other men onlineYou're a porn addict
>>741940630I will now play Zelda
>>741946176I'm not good with real women.They also wouldn't like me
Saria the village thot.
Why is she so angry?
>>741943024>Everyone hates Mido thoughI really like that Fado is the exception and actively defends him. It's a detail that's easy to miss.
>>741946545All the kokiri boys are too small
>>741946260That's fairIt's gonna be okay
>>741946176If you don't want to see barely lewd art of video game characters, why don't you go somewhere else?
>>741940630cringe>>741941709based
why's most of the legend of zelda hentai straight up gay or ntr?
>>741946985Femboy link and the typical DiD you've seen in old nintendo games left a mark on people
>>741941934>I want to get these "coomers" out of 4chanBlue boards were a dumb idea. You know what I want? Rule 2 enforced to a significant extent.
>>741946004You heard the man
>>741947118or the make a random video game board like some 4chan knock off did. it seems to work for them.
Indian people thread.
>>741940630They were 9. Yes even Saria was, mentally.Yes we all knew one or two kids that dabbled with sexual activity at that age and bragged, one I knew trurned out was abused by her uncle and the boy was a hypersexualized insecure twat who became obsessed with porn way and virginity status way too early. It isn't the norm, and often the kids that have issues.Most are just into the vague romantic dynamics, if anything and barely know what sex is, let alone have a desire to do it. Link and Saria acted like the latter.
>>741947480>Yes even Saria was, mentallyShe was like a big sister to link
I wish I still had my "going into games" machine, bros
>>741947118thisi also want rule 3e gone
>>741941861Shaming you cumbrain degenerate losers obviously
>>741947742Doesn't really work, but go off princess.>b4 get laidyou paying me, no thanks>b4 talk to womenAbout what>B4 xyzYou seem to forget oldheads used to goon to sexy characters from magazines and games, so nothing has really changed. Unless you want to count A.I
>>741947608caught me off guard
cute
>last general died before bump limit>malonchad and zelinktrannys threads still up>post another oneworst. general. ever.
>>741948128why are you here? just to suffer
>>741948148Really hate vore like that.
>>741946985Because Link is a blonde, blue eyed aryan chad and a masculine hero, and Zelda is a chaste and beautiful princess for him to save. Trannies & non-whites have an inferiority complex towards white people and the seethe drives them to emasculate and humiliate Link, and to sluttify and humiliate Zelda. Often they were cucked by a white chad, see GeneralCuck.TL;DR: They hate white people
>>741944450
>>741942972Weight up? Luck down?
>>741946985It's not. You're either arguing in bad faith, or you're falling for the obnoxious propaganda.
Birb
>>741940630His dick was too small at the time
>>741946936Same fagging is mad cringe, blood
>>741941709Sounds like a cool dude
>>741949361Why is she looking at me like that?
>>741949361Rape meat
>>741946985
>>741941934>gooningNewfag leave.
>>741942972>debuff removed>frecklesWhat a raging faggot.
>>741948809Did you steal Aryllfag's tag mix? lol
>>741949090>weight UPProbably means she can carry more since she lost weight
>>741949090Yeah, those were her debuffs. She was fat and unlucky.
>>741941861to desperately get that internet clout they couldn't find on reddit all those years ago
>>741949979>>741950036Oh, I guess so
>>741950156>submitted one year agoSo not that long ago>zero commentsand passed by completely unnoticed
Malon is the only choice for straight men, Ruto is also okay because I like Tsundere fish girls with huge tits.
>>741950156that pic is much older than a year old
>>741946985thats just what the average zelda fan wants nowadays
>>741940630He was prepubescent.
>>741950328I like tsunderes but I don't like fish girls, so it's still Malon at the end of the day.
>>741940630So who's the artist, you niggers?
>>741950516Me
>>741947118Same, but also >>741947627 and Rule 6
>>741949945i don't know who but someone posted one that had a nice style
>>741950516There's a version with sound
>>741941709>shitting on gingers instead of shitskinsgo be jew somewhere else.
>>741950516its' clearly AI slop
>>741940630>the AI thinks the text advancing circle is a chink archive haloIt's ogre
>>741946176>>yer jus a pron addictk!11!!!111!Sex comes up in a man's mind once every 60 seconds or so on average. IRL, most men know better than to mention it most of the time, but when you're on the internet, on an anonymous forum, there's no reason not to constantly bring up sexual topics.This is what male sexual expression looks like when there's no social consequences to expressing it. Porn could completely disappear from the earth tomorrow and in the five minutes or so of time we'd have without it before more was produced, you'd still have conversations like this.This is a coomer site for coomers, because most men are coomers and always have been. Leave if you don't like that, fighting it just makes you look like a clown.
>>741940630i love upskirts so damn much
