this is so fucking grim
as long as they're sticking to adapting slop I dont give a shit
The next thing is stealing creepypastas and meme ideas that go viral from the internet, you don't even need to pay anyone!
>>741943675Yup. Comics are so last decade and the licensing is a nightmare. Just steal an SCP idea!
>>741943621This is the same garbage they've been doing from the start though, it's like when people pretend that journalism used to be objective and neutral reporting.
>>741943621What's even there to adapt in portal? Its just a game about portals, everything else is just there to serve the theme, if you remove the gameplay, all you're left it is a lamer version of I have no mouth and I must scream. Who looks at that and thinks "damn this is a great universe for me to make a movie about"?Why don't these jews go write a movie set in the rubik's cube universe?
>>741944087I'm sure you can easily think of some story, dude made a movie off a meme of an empty office space
>>741943621he is 21 years old
>>741943621Portal is best experienced by yourself at your own pace, a movie wouldn't do it justice.How about something original instead?
>>741944617nobody cares how old this faggot nepo baby isit's obvious to anyone this plant is surrounded by competent people to ensure he looks like he has any idea how to make a filmhis films are 100% ghost directed by someone with decades of experience in the industry and you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>741945582he is the youngest director
>>741943621I mean movies are already all dogshit so letting zoomers and youtubers make movies can't be much worse.
>>741943621>traditional Holluwood moviemakingTherein lies the secret to being an original and interesting artist.Basically, all the trash being produced these days is because contemporary artists' cultural background is shaped by the Jewish-American mass entertainment industry.Video games are hated by the establishment precisely because they are the only mass entertainment industry that has escaped the propagandistic clutches of the Jewish-American elite, who can't create anything without thinking, "How am I going to manipulate these idiots?"
>>741945582holy millenial seethe
>>741946956I guess you weren't around when milli vanilli was a thing huh?
This shit that no one remembers made more money than Backrooms. Nothing changed here for Hollywood dumbass. A24 is still more of an indi studio than anything. Call me if Elden Ring breaks a billion then you can bet Hollywood will start shitting out video game movies at the level of capeshit.
>>741948285GIRL YOU KNOW IT GIRL YOU KNOW ITGIRL YOU KNOW ITGIRL YOU KNOW IT
>>741945582The implication here is that hollywood jew boomers are supposedly competent and that's just a fucking hilarious notion, listen to yourself man.
>>741943621Anon, for the last 20 years there have been an average of 2 video game adaptions per year. Its nothing new
>>741949184competent enough to make a productI never said it was a masterpiece.
>>741943621why? It's not like it's a new thing, and in this case the director will have actually even played and enjoyed the source material
>>741945582Backrooms wasnt even directed well
>>741950869Nah, good direction is one of its strong points.
>>741950869Define the mark of a well directed movie
>>741946956Millenials made fan movies like this before the youtube, fag
>>741949184You'd have to be blind or never watch movies or TV to have not noticed the decline in quality since the Weinstein/#MeToo purge.
20 year olds shouldn't be making movies about 20 year old games, they don't have the context to get it right, like literally everyone i've seen play FF games recently they're probably emulating a port
>>741951109Yeah it really took them places
>>741943621>jew jew abramswhat kind of shitty mystery box we gonna get this time
>>741949184It’s more believable than some random 20 year old, so yes I will give them credit
>>741943621he's 20 years old
>>741944087they could easily make a prequel before shit went down and everyone diedit could even be a horror movie with the ending being glados taking control over the facility
>>741951373Companion cube, duh.
>>741952681You are not thinking hollywoody enough. It would be a prequel about the horrible mistreatment of the woman who would be converted into Glados and how everything she does is justified.
>>741943621The Cylinder (2028)
>>741952810kek it wouldn't surprise me
>>741945582Are the competent Hollywood people who direct anything more than slop in the room with us?
>>741943621A Portal movie is a dumb idea. The narrative in the first game is far too basic to be adapted without substantial changes and at that point, it wouldn't be Portal. I'm surprised no one has approached Valve concerning a Half Life movie.
>>741952810Played by Lupita Nyong'o.
So... Can we expect a skibidy toilet movie soon?
Everyone's just playing catch up to Sony.
>>741943621I have way more faith in this kid than fucking J.J. Abrams to make a decent Portal movie
6-7 the movie coming soon
