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What would games set in modern England be like?
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You'd have to manage thirst, heat and stab meters constantly.
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>>741953424
ZombiU
Just replace the Zombies with brownoids and know there's no hope of a cleansing nuke at the end.
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>>741953424
If a game is set in England, you've got to give everyone a cockney accent for starters
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>>741953424
you have to avoid being raped or stabbed whilst also avoiding getting a wanted level for defending yourself
so it'd be like reverse hitman
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>>741953424
>all the content is gated by licenses
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>>741953424
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>>741953652
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>>741954172
am I allowed to say banter is lazy and boring? or will you get mad and claim i'm offended, or that if it's true then you don't need to make an original joke.
yknow what forget I said anything ;)
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>>741954542
I'm not sure what you're saying exactly, but you talk like a teenager.
Plus, if you haven't been stabbed at least once, you're living in an as-yet unenshittified area.
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>>741953424
>game cannot be played by under 16s
>rivers give poison debuff
>every female wears the exact same bun+cropt top combo
>healing uses freemium mechanics
>currency is worthless, only way to make money is selling vapes and nitrous oxide

Still better than burgerland.
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Here you go. There are better ways to ask for this gif
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>>741953424
>grinding chav rep will give them a chance to spawn in from seemingly out of nowhere and defend you in a fight
>hacking minigame that really gets tiresome because there's cameras every few steps
>hot coffee but you get a wanted level if you consentually choke someone
>main villain is an authoritarian government
>if you choose to make your character under 18, you spawn in a foam padded room with Youtube Kids on autoplay
>face off against hired goons who break into your house if you don't have TV license
>accidental eye contact with schoolgirl= 5 star wanted level
>dynamic seasons, no AC, risk of dying during summer
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>>741957925
>face off against hired goons who break into your house if you don't have TV license
https://youtu.be/mn1Y7nhB16U?t=19
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