that speed...
>>741958295>Bloodhound stepDidnt beat the game
>>741958295excellent choreography. youtube link so i can leave a like?
>>741958370But he clearly beat the boss, as the video displays
>WOAW I BEAT THIS BOSS 500000000 TIMES AND MEMORIZED HIS MOVES>I'M SO LE EPICCringe ass shit.
>>741958370>>741958398>>741958457>>741958491t. spent 10+ hours on margit
>>741958491Yeah it's called mastery, something you'll never achieve. You don't even play games, you just argue with strangers on /v/.
>>741958295Ok now imagine if the time spent memorizing the boss was spent improving yourself IRL or learning a new skill
>>741958491What IS an impressive gaming feat then?
>>741958491uh oh...soul sissies gonna have a melty over this....
>>741958553I spent exactly 2 hours on margit on my first run & started as prophet. Cope.
M-masaka....
>>741958647Beating Dark Souls on a dancepad
>>741958295>has 10 buffs running so he can do actual damage to this bossthis nigger did not need like 40% all resistance on top of like 80% holy
>>741958639Alright anon, give us your credentials & skillsets outside of complaining about strangers online. I'll wait.
>>741958775I once knew a Polish lesbian sociopath who claimed to have beaten Dark Souls while blindfolded. I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Plus she was a pathological liar
>>741958790I have a PHD and I'm a scientist studying stem cells and mitochondrial biology>OK GIMME YOUR NAME AND JOB LOCATION NOWno
>>741958491Fromfags unironically need to be studiedThey'll memorize stupid bullshit and then turn around and say>LOOK DUDE I PRESSED THE I-FRAME BUTTON IN TIMEand expect total glazing and shitabsolute mongrels
>>741958790I solved an entire captcha on this post calling you gay
>>741959042>tfw absolute mongrelfeelsbadman
Leave it to /v/ to be miserable enough to dislike something like this.
>>741959145/v/ doesn't actually like anything but jerking off
>>741959145You should try i-framing the hate
>mastering <popular game>:|>1cc <obscure shmup> by memorizing everything:OOOOOO
>>741958959So why are you wasting time on /v/ instead of working at the lab if this is actually the case & not a larp? You also never stated what your PHD is in. You could have a doctorate in Cinderella & your "stem cell research" is just watching the Russian egg experiment video on repeat for all anyone knows.
>>741959531>Memorizing game I like = MASTERING>Memorizing game I don't like = YOU JUST LE MEMORIZED EVERYTHINGLeast retarded souls player
>>741958959Got it, bitter 40 year old neet.
>>741959641lmao I'm just browsing /v/ at work cuz I'm boredyou are right doe, i could be doing something better
>>741958647You can get some degree of personal satisfaction out of beating a situation you personally find challenging, but I find extremely idiotic trying to impress strangers online or deriving your self-worth of how good you do in a game. Imagine you beat your personal record at making a stone skip on a lake, and you find that to be a life accomplishment big enough no need to brag about, and expecting anything beside a >you did what? Ah, cool I guessMore generally, I question why retards with an external locus of identity and self-esteem need to brag to get the approval of strangers period
>>741958491FPBP
>>741958959Fake job, Real men work real jobs
>>741958629what did he achieve in life by mastering pushing buttons at the right moment?
>>741958370But that is not Bloodhound step
>>741959852TRVKE>t. Burger Technician
>>741958295One day I will complete a run in which I remember that boss specific tools exist BEFORE killing them.
>Complaining about people getting good at games on a gaming board
>>741958295humans with i-frames are the scariest shit ever if they learn how to use it properly....
>>741958295>backhand bladesyou didn't beat the game
>>741959984Based
>>741960213this guy admitted that his videos are tool assisted.
>>741958457Where do you see that in the video?
>>741958491If someone played a piano song from memory, you'd clap in awe. They're just pressing buttons.
>>741958629> it's called masteryIt's called autism.
>>741959724Jewish daycare for adults -job.
souless as fuckwhy would anybody want to play like this?
