Welcome to Dark Souls
>>741973826Ymfah is the only one i respect, because his shit is ctually useful when you want to mix things up on the 10th playthrough
>>741973826bunch of cringe fagsand based ymfah
>>741973826all flaming faggots, malcom was the only good souls channel
>woke japanese trash>gay incest>type A type B interchangeable gender>tranny god yeah no thanks, fuck elden slop
>>741974404>SHITkuRATKEKAROOOO!!!
>>741973826I don't mind the bat.
>>741975656i fapped to her heavy smoker voice
>>741976043same
Based CringeCringe Based
>uses feminine avatar >it's a trannyevery single time
https://exhentai.org/g/1694906/340c8cec2f/
I only watch Yazmania
>>741976568>it's even playing dark soulsthis HAD to be on purpose, right?
>>741973826Left ones are fagsYmFAH is alright but his vids are getting pretty boringIron Pineapple is good to get recommendations for souls likes but often his terms for a souls like are too broad so he shows off a bunch of irrelevant games
>>741976451This guy's videos just show how shit ER PvP is, I'm glad he switched to RL 150 though, he was playing the same 3 builds at 120 but now he fully embraced the retardation and he seems to be having more fun too.
>>741976043>>741976301perverts
I want to try Dark Souls 2 poop only as well
>>741973826reminder /v/ got BTFO hard when zullie was revealed to be a woman. HAHAHAHAHA get wrecked, obsessed.
>>741976687what soulstubers to hebes watch
>>741976757you gotta work on your bait posts anonalso not fucking video games
>>741976808pyrocynical, I guess?
>>741973826bottom feeder parasites
>>741976745That armpit looks like a vagina
>>741976687im pretty sure pineapple abandoned the idea of just showing souls clones and its just a joke now, ''haha this is totally a souls game because you can roll''
>>741976757>woman
>>741973826>ymfah does starsector AND stellaris videosHe has incredible taste.
>>741976745Those throat strings are really unnerving
>>741976874probably because the combat in souls games is middling and what people actually liked is the atmosphere and the general craft of the game design as opposed to PREPARE TO DIE EPIC HARD MODE PARRY BOSS COMBOS marketing
>>741976560"We just can tell" can't tell. Its a fat woman.
>>741977070I too get all my opinions from an autistic irish youtuber.
>>741977134dark souls 2 is shit
>>741973826Vaati once thought a drake in dark souls 3 was an Oni. No idea how anyone kept following him after clearly showing he is retarded.
>>741976851and op is?
>>741973826Where is Dom's Roundwife?
>>741977018It's called "corset piercing" and it's very much meant to stand out and feel unnerving.
>>741977269It's like a jacob's ladder, but useless
>>741976451Actual clown
>>741973826for me, it's ymfah, illusory wall, limit breakers, and miss chalice
>>741977542>illusory wallI use his videos to go to sleep. I trained my brain on it so well that it only takes about a minute for his videos to make me severely drowsy, and I almost pass out.
>>741973826All those are faggy cringelords.ENTER ABYSShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwmofd9zV-k
>>741977802that's gay.straights use asmr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEcKXWJVsQ
>>741977542>miss chalicenice
>>741976043>her
The Top Gear DaS2 videos are works of art
>>741977542where is the miracle build old man
>>741978078That shit makes me too horny to sleep, that shits like trying to go to sleep hungry. I like watching video game physics shit to fall asleep to because it's the perfect mix of interesting enough and useless boring.
>>741976745>still the only lewd piece of zulbat artI don't care about the drama or eceleb shit, I just want to mating press the everloving shit outta that perma bedroom-eyed pierced up bat girl
>>741973826Why did so many soul channels pop up at the time and how did they stay relevant for so long?Dark Souls is a good game but it was only 1 one game at the time and eventually youre gonna run out of content unless you gonna talk about insanely mindless stuff like the texture of some trashcan Even when DS2 came out it was clear that it wasnt gonna be an infinite franchiseDS3 was the grand finale to the series and its 10 years oldWhat do they do now?
Ymfah, Illusory Wall, BonfireVN, Splee5556, Zullie and Limit Breakers for me.Back in the day, Hugh G Rection, Red Paint, Plague and Afro as well, but they died.
isn't it strange how every "soulstuber" with a 4chan origin is a huge fagi actually don't know if they're fags i'm just hurt about vaati stealing my shitty theorycrafts i wrote on /v/ and the trannywitch for leaving us
>>741978770Zulbrat is such a powerful design, but Zullie's own fans are too nice to openly sexualize it, and it's too low profile to get noticed by any of the mainstream smutsmiths.
>>741979382Probably because every 4chan user is a fag
>>741979294Afro is confirmed alive as of yesterday, he's about to get deported (yet again), this time from Venezuela to Spain.
>>741979382Wonder if Hellkitedrake genuinely killed himself. That was some of the earliest cut content videos I saw at least.Do you think THAT theory is true?
>>741979613At least Spain is an improvement over Venezuela
>>741979813marginally
It's been too long, I need another Limit Breakers video
mario kart... broke me
>>741973826Ymfah and Otz are funny. Others are not.But the best youtuber is still michaeldoeslife.
>>741979613what was the reason?i donated when he got deported the first time
It is cool that most videos Ymfah makes are challenges most people would just say "yea it's not possible" but he keeps going to find the most insane ways to keep going
ymfah's Top Gear videos blew my mind.
>>741980804He did not specify the reason, just that he has to go.
>>741973826>Troon>Sellout>Sellout #2>ESL redditorYOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS COMMUNITY FIREEEEEEE FRFR
I just watch pvpers
>>741977542illusory is awesome but holy fuck man where is the continuation of the Demon's Souls compare through??? He stopped at Stonefang like 2 years ago
>no mention of epic name broGood, good...
>>741973826He withstood two earthquakes, bow down
>>741973826>Tranny>Leftoid>Thief>The most based Korean aliveFuck off and get my boy ymfah out of that blunt rotation.
>>741976451>all the casuals hate this guy so much>pvp nerds think he's okay>was a top tier ds3 pvp player>has a gf>this is his sidejob>for some reason really likes bruce lee>doesn't like taking elden ring pvp seriously and thinks it basically failed in comparison to ds3 but still plays it because it makes him the most money out of all the games he plays>canadianwhat a guy
KNEEL before the undisputed KING of Souls 'tubers
>>741981542>>for some reason really likes bruce leeBecause he's an asian guy and Bruce Lee is literally the only positive masculine role model they have
>>741981542>for some reason really likes bruce leebecause bruce lee is cool
>>741978078How are you supposed to listen to this without a hard dick
The only time Vatti did anything good
>>741973826Where's ENB?Where's OnlyAfro?Where's A German Spy?
>>741982214>Where's OnlyAfro?Apparently en route from Venezuela to Spain.
Zulie is a troony but has neat videos. Ymfahs are neat.Rest are fags.
>>741982214>Where's ENB?cucked by his own wife>Where's OnlyAfro?deportation hell while crossdressing>Where's A German Spy?good question
>>741976451I like him, but his fans put way too much stock in theorycrafting
>>741982018I guess there are some sighs but this is very very far from being the sexual asmr content. there are full on pretend sucking videos out there with transluscent clothing.
Top left doesn't talk, so
>>741982963>he doesn't know
>>741982963
>>741982775Yeah but she's like, touching meIf a girl did that to me in real life I would have a throbbing boner
>>741973826why not just likeplay the game?
>>741982963Xhe had a voice reveal showcasing xher progress in voice training
>>741982431>cucked by his own wifeAs opposed to getting cucked by...? That's like saying "he got fratricided by his own brother"
>>741981769Erm Jackie Chan?
>>741973826is zullie really a tranny? i have seen her stream but she has a medical problem with her throat so its impossible to tell since most trannies already sound like that
>>741983312When in doubt, it's a man.
>>741976808BonfireVNTarnishedarchaeologistScum Mage InfaHawkshaw
>>741977105it's a tranny you retard
>>741983312He's a man, yes.
>>741983312>DaS modderThere's maybe a 1% chance that she's biologically female
>>741973826I only know one of those avatars and that's almost purely because /v/ hates him so much
>>741983312>4chan local>autist>throat surgery>obsessed with a fucking ""hardcore"" game>MODDINGit's like 1%*1%*1%*1%*1% of being a femaleit would be really funny if they were an actual female like that /g/tard autist woman obsessed with C++ but the odds are just so abysmally low
>>741983525usually trannoids like to flaunt about their mental illness everywhere, it seems weird
I can say with confidence that there isn't a single good souls youtuber.>some faggot speed/challenge runner that just copies a different video he saw while bending the rules every 5 minutes. Loud noises and zoomer memes optional>some lorefag who just makes shit up as they go because it's all been talked about to death>some third world shitter who has an AI voice all of his boring ass videos of glitching through half of the game for the 600th time>can you beat Dark Souls with a penis up my ass on a Tuesday during a solar eclipse with only the Greatsword?Spoiled for choice, really.
>>741983312We literally don't know. The story is plausible enough that it could be taken at face value, but also convenient enough that there's reasonable doubt it could be a cover-up.
>>741984013Limitbreakers doesn't fit any of that
>>741983824>/g/tard autist woman obsessed with C++I kind of want to know more but I also don't
>>741984149coding autist obsessed with coding: but woman editionnothing special just unusual
>>741983312>herAh yes, a 'medical problem'. Isn't that convenient, anon? Look in your heart of hearts, knowing that lore channels are the most autistic shit, and ask yourself whether you think it's likely it's an actual woman.
>>741983525>>741983824I know of one actual biofem Dark Souls challenge runner. That's not as autistic as being a modder, but if there's one challenge runner, then there may be one modder
>>741977542illusory wall is a faggot that deletes comments that hurt his fee-fees
>>741984114We'll file him somewhere in between AI voice slop and the zoomer memes.Or we can just make a new category of shit for your online BFF if you want.
>>741973826Kill yourself
>>741973826>zulliewas good before he opened his mouth>ironpineaplecringelord>vaatiturbococksucker, stealer of content>ymfahthe only decent of the bunch. his topgear videos are really good>honored mention: bonfirevnchill dude
>her>shekill yourselves
>>741984439Unfortunately true. Dude's a hypersensitive snowflake with the thinnest skin who will derail his entire lineup just to make videos to spite (1) reddit commentor that ruffled his feathers.He does have some real insight though and I can appreciate that he suggests hypothetical explanations without trying to push them as fact.
>>741984557
>>741984449>Watching informative videos means YOURE LE PARASOCIALFuck off retard
>>741981769I think literally any of the crazy movie dudes are positive role models. donnie yen, collin chou, etc
>>741976757>>741976043>>741983312Her voice was very hoarse and I recall her coughing a lot in her first streams, and she still has sort of a deep and slightly hollow cadence. I am nearly convinced she had either glottoplasty or femlar, voice feminization surgeries that effectively reconstruct the larynx and surrounded vocal muscles to math female anatomy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUepbqvfUI8If not that, and she is actually cis female, then she probably had thyroidectomy, which can cause the same sort of effects on the voice. Like, I don't mean to hound her because I know if I were a cis woman and everyone was accusing me of being a tranny, I would be pretty bothered by that, but come on, not speaking in your DARK SOULS DATAMINING VIDEOS until *after* having throat surgery is just very suspicious. But good on her for staying stealth. I would a million times rather her just not come out than plaster tranny shit everywhere on her channel. It's how you should do these things, in my opinion. I also respect her for not speaking with a male voice or some shitty, poorly trained attempt at a girl voice, too. If she is a tranny, that is. Maybe she'll do a face reveal after she gets FFS?t. ranny who researched and got VFS and immediately clocked her
>>741973826I like Pineapple.
>>741976451Chase is more entertaining.CapDayne and Gigasthiccas are the most fun.
>>741985240Those aren't famous enough to have the same effect.>>741983284Did too many comedies, so he doesn't have the same effect either. Also he's steeped in controversy, but I guess most people wouldn't know.
>>741981769Toshiro Mifune, nigga
>>741984013GinoMachino Boring as hell, but my dude's got game.
>>741984013SaintriotYou need to broaden your horizons brotherman
>>741983930Not really, many will do literally anything to hide the fact that they're trans. You only notice the loud ones because, well, they're loud.
>>741982214>ENBIncredibly butthurt about ER last I checked
ymfah is so fucking based
You can say what you want about Vaati but atleast he never used AI for his scripts or tried to shoehorn his favorite pseudo-intellectual religious philosophy into every one of his analyses.
>>741986927>he never used AIim not gonna congratulate the man for doing what humanity has done for thousands of years>tried to shoehorn his favorite pseudo-intellectual religious philosophy into every one of his analyses.not religious, but his shit is overly romantic, sentimental melodramatic pseudointellectual crap where he just makes some shit up to serve his aesthetic sensibility. hes, in fact, a very bad youtuber.
>>741986927Thought this guy was based when he shat on DeS Remake, then discovered he's a rabid ds2fag throwing a hissy fit over any and all DS2 criticism
>>741973826I gotta thank the pineapple guy because thanks to him i found out Unworthy exists and i really liked it
This guy is by far the absolute worst Souls YouTuber
>>741986927Vaati was literally AI before AI
>>741985780true.also jet li is cool. https://youtu.be/Ws8JocOpkvY
>>741986927>take ideas from reddit>don't use ai slop>heckin' basedok
>>741983312Really listen to how she speaks for awhile, especially her laugh. Even with her messed up voice, if you've been around women long at all you'll clock her speech cadence and know she's a woman. Tranny's never get that right.
move out of the way zulliehttps://www.youtube.com/@eleumloycee
Zullie just sounds like a fat chick. A husky voiced fat chick. Fat women have it hard enough being disgusting without being accused of being mentally ill men.
>>741987146>>741987846>>741987948All I'm saying is that Vaati becoming the 'face of souls lore' is a lot better compared to what else it out there, especially today.>>741987964He's 100% a dude.
>>741979456>Zullie's own fans are too nice to openly sexualize itYou're right, but man are the freaks starting to show. You can tell with a couple of them, the one's that never miss a stream and donate $100+ in chunks of $20 at a time so she has to read their messages at intervals throughout; are getting extremely parasocially attached.
>>741987712I remember this guy
>>741988120There's one flaw in that theory, some of the streams are several hours long, no fat chick can go that long without multiple snack breaks.
How hard is it to talk like Vaati? That sounds like free essayslop money
>>741988751Voice is one thing you can't really improve to such a level unless you have potential
>>741988751Its harder than you think. Even if you have a deep voice, there's a level of performance that takes a lot of practice to perfect. If you don't have a deep voice, then you're on an uphill battle.
>>741981239Holy kek i remember this dude, he rage quitted a pvp cuz some guy kept spinning and hitting him and he couldn't do anything.Wish i had the webm saved, was pretty funny
>>741983312doesn't matter either way to me
>>741981239its completely beyond me why people are actual unironic honorfags in dark souls invasions. just invade and fuck around who gives a fuck?
>>741988906>If you don't have a deep voice, then you're on an uphill battle.can't you have a non deep voice that sounds good though? like michael jackson
ENTER
>>741989979This. That's the whole point of invasions. If you dropped a duel sign, ok, it might be nice to do a fair competition. But even if your opponent doesn't abide by the "etiquette", you don't have any legit reason to be mad over made up rules that aren't in the game.
>>741990108Half the point of Vaati vids is his deep ASMR type narration.
>>741988473anyone who has visible donations on screen is not worth watching
>>741976451I liked when he summoned chat to solo malenia for him. I forgot if he actually beat her himself but it was a fun stream nonetheless.
>>741977018It's supposed to represent his tranny voice.
>>741976670wasn't this made like 12 years ago?
>>741986138Gino is so good at the games it makes me feel bad since I have at least 1000 hours in almost all the games (2000 in ER and 2300 in DS2) and I’ll never ever be as good as him. It’s not just his skill at not getting hit, he just knows how to not roll the attacks you shouldn’t roll and fights the enemies super optimally.
>>741979382EVERYONE who comes from 4chan is a massive fag
>>741990423I agree, thankfully they're not on screen and there isn't even a notification noise, it's just call outs.
>>741990297when i invade/am invaded i (usually) try to match my opponent's level of "honor". If he doesn't flask, i don't, and if the invader approaches openly and waits for a clear fight arena away from pve i'll give him courtesy. However, if they run in while i'm going through a level, or if i'm invading multiple enemies, all bets are off and anything goes. It's fun either way.Comedy interrupts all this and darkbeading in the undead parish from camouflage or force miracle off ledges trumps it though, because these games are funny. Dying something hilarious is worth the couple minutes it takes to retrieve bloodstains
>>741990662Yes it's super oldwhat I mean is Zullie did it on purpose
>>741983930and usually women put their face over literally everything. The fact we haven't seen anything is proof itself.
>>741991040is this a woman
>>741991114hes been under a rock since 2008, anon. leave him alone
>>741987712he made 1 decent video, and then just kept on repeating the exact same point over and over again
>>741976451I'm more of a Steelovsky guy. G9 looks at the current state of Souls pvp and thinks it's a tragedy. Steel of sky looks at the absolute state of Cock Ring and embraces that it's a comedy.
>>741988751buy a pack of lozenges because you're gonna be talking a lot
>>741976451It’s funny that all this guy does is souls and bethesda with some female character guides sprinkled in.
>>741976451This guy is a huge faggot sometimes but when he's having fun he's tolerable>>741985741Chase is pure fucking slop>>741991236Steel is a fucking faggot, he tries to beef with everybody he can and ride the drama train by being a soft liberal it's fucking embarrassing
>>741991546>Chase is pure fucking slopKill yourself you retard.
For me, it's BonfireVN
>>741991994>Yo what's up guys, ChasetheSlop here and welcome back to another Elden Ring build video, today we will be invading with golem arrows I mean Radahn's rain, my talisman setup is basically the same as Jeeslop and you can use these items I duped because Migazaki though this was an MMO, that really covers everything about the build, let's just see how it performs in the invasions
>>741992089Yes, he introduces the build he is using for the video at the start of it, congrats on the basic pattern recognition. Next you'll cry that he makes jokes about dishonest wizards in his vids a lot. Now, do you have anything remotely intelligent to say, or are you just crying because you're still retarded?
>>741992334>NOOOO MY DAILY FORMULAIC SLOP IT'S LE GOOD KILL YOURSELF DON'T CRITICIZE MY E-BFHe'll notice your donation any day sis
>>741992467nta, but jesus christ man chill with the repetition of the same buzzwords over and over. you talk like a bot.
>>741992467>a channel is bad because the host uses a formulaYou're genuinely too dumb to breathe. How would you rather he present the builds that he is using? Just random unstructured rambling? I called you a retard at the start, but that was understating it. You're barely sapient.
>>741981685Fuck yeah
>>741992716You can't even use proper punctuation so I guess that's proof of your humanity>>741992732Very convincing coming from a piggy who loves repetitive slop and gets hyper defensive when somebody points it out
>>741993047>slop slop slop slop slop *breathes in* slop slop slop slop
>>741989979Honorshit really took off after das3 ruined invasion balance by giving hosts way too much hp to avoid one shots and giving phantoms 7/11 big gulp levels of estus Naturally everyone had to adopt a no estus rule to prevent fights from becoming 30 minute long grindfestsElden ring only made it worse
>>741993365yeah pvp got boring as fuck with ds3 and beyond. everybody takes it so fucking seriously and sweats so hard rather than just fuck around like youre supposed to. no lifers who think theyre cool stoic anime protagonists always ruin everything.
>>741993365I feel like pvp honor died in ER soon after just because of the nature of the game's combat that allowed a lot of near one-shot builds. There's also the fact that the game didn't really have PvP dueling spots that stuck out compared to the souls series (Darkroot Garden, Iron Keep bridge, Pontiff's balcony).DS3 pvp was alright at times, but imo getting rid of midrolling + combat generally getting faster with rolling being extremely forgiving really sucked.
>>741973826>IronPineappleI remember subbing to him because of one funny DS3 video and never watched any other of his videos ever>VaatiVery boring. Videos are more about storytelling than explaining any info>ZullieClickbait thumbnails and titles. You can't tell what the fuck the video is about>Ymfahactually based though
>>741991996>Makes a video about femboys in Souls>Includes Kuro and his stupid sexy legs>Where the fuck does Kuro ever have these legs ingame?>Holy shit they're so nice>Doesn't elaborate furtherweirdhttps://youtu.be/KGyGtlZFMsc?si=zOPrKTWTccTPQtXy&t=105
I miss MochaSun and GreenToast.....
>>741994059He's just a fellow feet enjoyer
>WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM...
>yo what's up guys don't mind my voice I just had surgery and it makes me sound like a man pretending to be a woman for some reason haha anyways...You didn't fall for this, did you anon?
>>741973826she's so pretty her voice is so nice and soothing gosh I'm in love with her
>>741990954conjecture, there's other bats that could have inspired it, some sickly and slender
