The Switch 2 is fucking garbage where are the games? this overpriced plastic junk doesnt have a single good game but the PS5 also has garbage games i miss when the industry used to make good games
The games are on the cartridges
>it has no games >the games are garbageHmmm
>>742156426why are snoys and NDS fags in general getting so unhinged recently?
>>742159243Because Nintendo is thriving by every metric while...>SteamHardware is way more expensive than any PCfag on this board can defend without looking like a hypocrite. Guaranteed to flop.>SonyPS5 is expensive dogshit with woke movie games. Many colossal failures including Concord and Marathon. Firings all around, PS5 Pro around the corner for further humiliation.>MicrosoftTwo generations of failure.
>>742156426gaming in general is on life support.AAA games take 5 years minimum to make now.every console is insanely expensive, to the point that families will no longer have a stake in gaming.
They need a Mario game.
>>742156426>Yoshi last month>Star Fox last week>Rhythm Heaven this week>Splatoon Raiders at the end of the month>Fire Emblem in September>OoT somewhere in the next 5 monthsNintendo is the only console with a constant game output right now.
There has been a new Nintendo game just about every single month since the system launched. There have been more Switch 2 exclusives in a year than PS5 has had in 6 years. There have also been a ton of pretty competent 3rd party ports and upgrades for Switch 1 games. Just because you hate everything doesn't mean there are no games. Switch 2 is easily the best of all the consoles right now and it's not even close. Stop grifting and just play some fucking games man.
>>742161340shhhhh, dont let these fags in on our secret club
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>>742157894Umm, your Game Key cards xir?
>>742161865Not a single first party game is a key card>INB4 Pokopiathird party spin off
>>742156426Yeah, idk its not great but not terrible either. It definitely has the exact same type of DS--->3DS vibe. The only actually great exclusive game so far is DK Bananza. Everything else either feels overpriced or underwhelming. Like Kirby Air Riders was good but $70? Come on thats like a $30 game max.
>>742161950>moving the goalposts after ONE replyFucking embarassment, I couldn't falseflag this poorly. Here's your switch 2 "game", the industry sucks donkey dick I want to go back to the 6th and 7th gen.
>>742161340>>742161764Star Fox is literally from the N64.No one likes rhythm shit. What is this, the Wii era?Raiders is a minigame. Fire Emblem is the ONLY title on your list that caters to the median gamer. That's it, for a $500 system. Really? And everything that every other company makes is a remake and/or cutscene slop.>>742160193It's time to start reading books or something. The public library always has something new and it's free.
>>742161660Comparing anything to the PS5 is unfair since the bar is so low. We weren't born yesterday.
>>742162334play retro nigga
>>742162334It's dangerous to live in your bubble of delusion, anon.
>>742162174You moved the goal post with your first post.
>>742162461YOU are delusional. I have been a "tendie" for over 30 years. It's disappointing. I'm tired of being disappointed.
>>742162334$450 is a miniscule amount of money for a device that you theoretically are using consistently for the next 5+ years. There are legit negatives about the S2 but the price is probably the most overblown thing. The game prices are way more egregious than the system price.
>>742162174I'm not sure what you mean. Nice image from twitter btw.
>>742162334bitter loser that hates fun award
>>742161340>fetus game>demake>rehash>demake
>>742156426>The Switch 2 is fucking garbage where are the games? this overpriced plastic junk doesnt have a single good game but the PS5 also has garbage gamesCorrect. Nobody wants to admit, but the industry is more or less dead right now. I don't even know why I come here anymore. I've been playing video games for 40 years, but I haven't bothered to play a single fucking game in 7 months. It's over.
>>742162595I'm sure the sales and general player engagement/interest reflects your delusion and not mine.
>>742162683Good morning sir.
>>742161340>constant game outputYeah. Constant output of dogshit that isn't worth playing. Just like everywhere else.
Kirby Air Riders
>>742163056I'm sorry that people are buying and enjoying videogames, anon. Some day you'll learn to enjoy them too instead of being bitter and sad.
>>742160193>gaming in general is on life support.gaming outside a nintendo platform*
>>742156426All the games are on PS4 and the 3DS. Don't let any of the clowns here mislead you.
>>742163272t.
>>742162174Imagine literally having to cope with AI because there's nothing valid to attack nintendo with.
>>742161660So many games you are shitposting here instead.
>>742163169holy based
>>742163684That bottom pic is clearly AI
>>742163703grasping at straws lmao
>>742163870Video games where?
>>742163684>The use of literal AIslop in NDSfags keeps spreading, it's not just the bikini schizo now.Holy shit.
>>742163454>continues to be bitter and sadgrim
>>742162957Sony's doing just fine
>>742159243Because Nintendo's cinematic games are running circles around theirs.
>>742156426>but the PS5 also has garbage gamesnice try snoy
>>742163935>Raiden Whoregun
>>742164145>Nintendo's cinematic gamesThis is not a thing btw.
>>742163957If you are so euphoric why are you here?
>>742156426What the fuck did you say about the Switch 2?
>>742164054Pfft.
Nintendo makes the video game equivalent of animated family films with lengthy gameplay while PlayStation and Xbox host live-action hyperrealistic movies with minimal button inputs.Nintendo does it better.I had a smile on my face during all of the Star Fox cutscenes I have watched so far.
>>742164471This. I clapped and cried so hard during the ending cutscene. It was such an epic moment that Snoys wish they could experience
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>>742164471>animated family filmsLike the Mario movies?
>>742164352It's much better than a barrierstation.
>>742164701Is it?
>>742164786now post what he actually said
>>742164829That's what he saidYou can cope and dilate all you like
>>742164901its not, though
>>742164260But it is.These kind of visuals, in a Nintendo game, to me, and probably many others, were unheard of before Metroid Prime 4: Beyond and this.You only got these kind of visuals from modern Halo games and Death Stranding.
>>742164471I like Nintendo but when the fuck are you killing yourself you are the most embarrassing freak to ever exist on this board
>I like Nintendo but when the fuck are you killing yourself you are the most embarrassing freak to ever exist on this board
>>742165019He isn't eric thoughbeit
>>742164987>Posts the revised tendie translationyou lost
>>742165136>revised tendie translationthis is your most pathetic cope yet
>>742165136Tendies do translation work?! Holy shit!
>>742165015It's not.
>>742165204Keep crying over the fact that your own leader admits that the Switch 2 is a massive barrier
>>742164634The Mario movies, you just sit down and watch for 90 minutes.You can only rewind, fast forward, change the aspect ratio, or turn subtitles on or off, but you can't actually interact with the movies themselves.Now, a 4K 3D Mario game for the Switch 2 with cutscenes as cinematic as the movies, and graphics as good as the movies, would print money.
>>742165309repeating yourself isnt an argument, copey
>>742165093Eric is a saint and a hero.
>>742156426The duality of man
>>742165403>Mario game for the Switch 2 with cutscenes as cinematic as the moviesMario doesn't need to be a movie game.
>>742165309can you remind me which console reached historical lows this circana report?hint: its not the switch 2 >>742163291
>>742165719That's not your call.They've already begun turning Mario into a Disney musical with Bananza, a game based on the latest mainline 3D Mario, Odyssey.People were comparing the cutscenes to Frozen, and saying that the score during the ending cutscene sounded like Toy Story.https://x.com/search?q=%22Donkey%20Kong%20Bananza%22%20%22Disney%22I swear I saw something that said that Pauline's voice actress, Jenny Kidd, worked for Disney.
>>742156426Uh oh melty
