>not even one week past release>complete shit reviews>next to no sales>completely and utterly forgottenhow can Nintendo recover from this?
>>742270815I lost all interest when I discovered the game is 2 hours long
>Release 1.5 hour game in the year 2026 of our LordThey can only blame themselves.
>>742270815>surpassed by fucking Robloxohnononono
>742270815*citations needed*
>>742270815>how can Nintendo recover from this?By releasing better games.It's not like it's an unforgivable sin that a game is kinda shit. Just do a better job and don't make it a constant, lest you intend to cause the brand to be associated with shit games.It's not like Nintendo is doing shit on the level of the bullshit Sony and Microsoft have been pulling, even if it's been doing some bad shit.
>>742270815>>742270925>>742271086>>742271089>>742271152Why do you make these threads just to reply to yourself?
>>742270815Surely eighty-dollar Fire Emblem will fix all of this
>>742271339It's a bot
>>742271089the rhythm heaven demo was good, glad to see it doing well
They’re fully aware nobody likes or gives a fuck about starfox this probably cost them nothing to develop and someone did it in their spare time
>>742270815Try again OP
I’m the second IP in this thread
>>742271339Nigger, I'm not OP.
>>742271339you're high nigger
>>742270815>Literally the opposite of everything you said>Nothing but love for it outside/v/You *need* to do something with your life, anon.
>>742271537Nice try, but (OP) tags trump (You) tags so this proves nothing. Any link to the OP will always be tagged (OP) even if you're the one who posted it, and you could have easily just erased the other (You) tags on top of that.
>>742270815Once again I think it needs to be said that absolutely no one owns a Switch 2. None of the games on it will ever be successful for that reason.
Zelda is the only Nintendo franchise that really matters. Everything else they put out is baby shit or anime weeb shit. All non Zelda stuff can be ignored.
>>742271652see >>742271089
>Star Fox of all things mindbroke all the SnoysUh oh stinky
>>742271673Ok, whatever you say, I guess. You got me.
>>742271985Because it reviewed lower than Saaros and Maraslop and it's outselling both
>>742271779Metroid is pretty cool too, but they very clearly do have a target audience. I think Fire Emblem as a concept has some potential, but it does tend to stick to weebshit.
Don’t we all LOOOOOOOOOOVE pointless remakes? You cried out for remakes of every Zelda game, every Final Fantasy game, Banjo Kazooie, etc. But you ALSO don’t want those remakes to change the gameplay. You don’t want “time jannies” and “woke DEI”. Star Fox is meant for you. And now you hate it? What more do you want? You hate new things, you hate old things, you hate new things that play like old things. Do you just hate video games?
>hourly snoy cope thread
>>742272663You call me snoy despite the fact my top 2 games ever are Zelda OOT and MM.
>>742270815>If I say it over and over it becomes true! Is OP just an insane schizo or is there an unironic anti-shill campaign?
>>7422708151500 plus tax snoyim
>>742271339To cope with sony Crashing and burning
>>742271985Its a game
>>742273837>BUT SNOY! SNNNNOOOOYYY!!!Fucking weak, and pathetic nincels. Your entire existence is a waste, remove yourself from it immediately.
>>742270815>not even one week past releaseso we barely have data to process, ok>complete shit reviewsMetacritic 81 is "shit" in what world?>next to no salessales are twice those of SF Zero, 70% up from SF64 3DS, topping the charts in physical sales in the UK (which again, due to lack of data atm because it's not even been a week is the only thing that's actually out there)bro I don't like any of the changes they made or intend to buy it before it's 50% off at least, but if you have to make shit up like that, put a little more effort in
>>742272358yeah the audience is nintendo adults the gaming version of the disney adult, but they only go out full force for the main titles and not the low tier franchise that no one has nostalgia for.>>742271779> Everything else they put out is baby shit or anime weeb shit> Zelda is the only Nintendo franchise that really matters> game where you play as a crossdressing cucked fag > game with constant weapon breaking combat where u do nothing but spam the attack button with no strategy> game with main gameplay being puzzles made for actual toddlers> game with the biggest handholding possible in gaming aside from gow ragnarokyou are the same as the rest faggot
>>742274516These adult landwhales, that make a brand their whole personality are just disgusting
>>742274516I know this is probably AI but I still wanna fuck them. I wanna fuck them HARD.
>>742271985Every single Nintendo exclusive mind breaks them.
>>742271414It won't, but OoT will, hell, even shitch sports resort and xenocringe might make up for it.
>>742271456There's a reason they outsourced it to jeets
So you just gotta make shit up now to feel better, huh?
>>742270815>how can Nintendo recover from this?With a reboot
>742276514>still forcing this meme
>>742276573This but unironically, make all the star fox characters hot anime bishounen kemono boys instead of gross ferals.
Nintendo won.
>>742271152The problem is Nintendo has already released a ton of games and most of them are either completely mid or just OK. There really isn't any that makes the Switch 2's $450 (soon to be $500) price tag worth it. Hell, the only reason Tendies were hyping a remake so much is because they legit have nothing else.
>>742276879Tomodachi Life and Pokopia say hi
>>742276879>he says, playing none of them
>>742270815Shelve the series for good finally.Starfox is known for being smash bros slot fillers / Melee's S tier, the ip has 0 appeal to normies and w/o them you get a flop everytime. Also I cant imagine paying for a 2hr 64 hd remaster in 2026.
>>742276879Pokopia is a really hardhitting exclusive, cant say it alone justifies the pricetag for the entire setup but it is an excellent time filler while waiting for the other hard hitters to finally come out
>>742275479it is not ai they are actual "influencers" called plus size park hoppers. Actual giant piggas gorging themselves to death daily on ovrpriced disney slop and eating enough food for 3 people each, while filming it all.
why is the voice acitng so bad
>>742277025>animal crossing but even faggier 2xnigger i want to play games and not the sims, i am not a 50 year old stay at home single mum with nothing better to do all day.
Guess you could say Nintendo are a bunch of COCKY LITTLE FREAKS
>>742279458man that turns me on
Star Fox got forgotten faster than that baby Yoshi game lol and I say this as a diehard tendie. Nintendo just simply isn't delivering the goods anymore.
>>742277025ain no way yboi playin dat Pokopiahh game
I want to pet the rabbits.
>>742272197>citation needed
>>742276450Lol I’m excited for more Sportsmate kinoDon’t care about Xenolame
>>742282221I want to hold the rabbits
>>742270815>next to no salesIts going to outsell prime 4 within the month
>Expecting an outsourced remake to be good
>>742271089Every single non f2p game is "surpassed by roblox" children, retard women, and indians with phones is a much bigger market
>>742271089retard
>>742284441you say that like it's some sort of achievement
Completely sincerely, and I don't mean this as a joke or exaggeration.It released already?
>>742284607Prime 4 is on switch 1
>>742284609yep. 5 days ago.
>>742284710I genuinely forgot and didn't notice it anywhere.
Bait thread but also this is the 2nd remake of a game from a dead franchise that only had one real hit 30 years ago. Its going to be the best selling one in the franchise by a significant margin
They should make fzero instead, fuck starfox. outdated arcade shit that's always sf64 too. Make something cool with Fzero i bet I'll be more popular than this recicled lylat wars bs.
>>742280042man you fucks have some broken attention spans
>>742270815>>complete shit reviews81 on MC is SHIT REVIEWS?!??! WTF
>>742274516>NINTENDO FAGS ARE DISNEY ADULTSlmao what a cope snoy.
>>742283352>Don’t care about XenolameBecause you can't handle big RPGs. You need your little itty bitty tinky winky mini games and bite-sized playtimes. The fact you're choosing a fucking casual sports game for mums and dads over a big open world RPG shows how shit and demented your taste is.
>>742285298fuck me for wanting fun gameplay I guess
>>742284897Has fzero ever sold particularly well? Snes original maybe?
>>742285502No but at this point it's better than another 64 remake of a remake of lylat wars. Seriously they should just drop SF they have no idea what to do with it anymore.
>>742285502somehow worse than metroid
>>742285338We've seen zero gameplay in Genesis other than riding mounts and running/walking. We don't know how the combat will play because it's a new beginning for the series.It sounds like you just aren't the type of person who cares about getting immersed in a world and story and only care about gameplay mechanics.
>>742270815Maybe because I PLAYED THAT FUCKING GAME 30 YEARS AGO. HOW ABOUT MAKING A *NEW* STARFOX GAME THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS, NINTENDO?
>>742285338How is experiencing a Xenoblade game not fun?
>>742271537>What is a vpn?>what is my fucking phone connection?
>>742285748Because it's a jar pig. Zelda is more fun and more immersive desu. The only thing i'm envious about xenoblade is the music and story but even then
Also the new Ocarina of Time remake looks like SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>742285643>you just aren't the type of person who cares about getting immersed in a worldBotW already mastered that
>>742285748I hate british people
>>742285864>my opinion is fact actuallyFruitcake behavior.
>>742285874The world building in BotW pales in comparison to Xenoblade
>>742285935Not my problem your opinion is not canon.
Why is there so much console war threads lately? Most gamers don't even care about whatever Bing Bing Wahoos came out recently.
>>742285864>objectively looks great>ITS SHIT ACTUALLYwhat causes this in snoys?
Can't wait for next decade years when we get another remake of 64 for the next gen.
>>742285819I just don't understand a Nintendo fan passes up on what is arguably Nintendo's biggest and only JRPG of 2027. Not having Xenoblade Genesis for your Switch 2 just looks lame. Fucking excellent games and Nintendo's best modern JRPG series
So the term Snoy was inspired by Goy? Why are Nintendo fans so Talmudic?
>>742286004Jealousy. Nintenbros get to play a remake of peak while Snoys are stuck with woke capeshit and GoW laundry
>>742277025t. foid
>>742286126No? Its from onions but with a n because SONY rearranged is SNOY = ONIONS
Why do Nintendo fans hate RPGs?
>>742285298Most people aren't into ryona and NTR tho.
>>742286263I don't hate RPGs but what I want is PHYSICS and GAMEPLAYYYY
I hope snoys can finally get a game soon. that way, they can focus on that instead of seething about nintendo.
>>742271473Putin if he monke
>>742286076Good morning sir.
>>742286354There's already a tease of environment destruction in the trailer. The sword attack cuts through a rock which slides downwards.
>>742286263Stop spamming the thread with faggotblade
>>742286261Not convinced.
>>742286436i'm looking forward to the game bro, but that was clearly a cutscene
>>742286354>GAMEPLAYYYYDo you think Xenoblade is a visual novel or something? In every moment you're controlling your character and pressing buttons.
>>742286492You're the faggot who loves your little faggot fairy boy Link with a faggy fairy next to him like a fag.
>snoy>13 results
>>742286524The UI and strategic thinking filters me
>>742286648Alright so you have a disability. I didn't know that.
>>742286651the 2nd bottom row looks cool as fuck
>seething about xenoblade out of nowhereThe suspect is not good at hiding himself
>>742286745It's truly kino
>>742286651AYAYAYA
>console warring in 2015 + 11 when consoles are barely even relevant anymoreYou all need to fucking hang yourselves.
>>742287165LMAOOOOO
>>742270815https://youtu.be/gXQkGSO9kH0?si=o7Wzgq0APn1cOmQT
>>742286519Idk in Xenoblade there's a lot of synchronisation between things that happen in cutscenes and gameplay and obviously they need the tech to do that in cutscene in the first place.Not to mention Monolith have said theyve developed tech for destructible objects in 2025.
Why is OP making daily threads pretending like the game flopped and is "forgotten"?
>>742287515because Nintendo was supposed to die and become third party. Instead it's looking like they will outlive both PlayStation and Xbox.
>>742287515Obsessed his platform is losing to Nintendo
>>742270815sell pokemon cards for a month
>>742286505Cope>>742274172Cry more snoy
It's honestly maybe over for Nintendo. Switch 2 is on the levels of Wii U level flop while Sony's next handheld is predicted to dominate Japan
>>742287879I hate you, Epstein.
>>742287879i can't imagine being this delusional.
>>742270815Thanks OP, just bought it.>>742286651>>742286263>>742285298I'm excited for more Xenokino.
>>742287879It has already sold like 150% the number of consoles of the WiiU and is outperforming it hard on software sales.
>>742287879Switch 2 has already outsold the base PS5 in Japan lol
>>742277025>Tomodachi LifeYou know I said "games" right anon
>still calling the switch 2 a flopHe's very desperate for attention it seems
>>742288198the recent terrible news for playstation and rockstar really irritated the snoy beehive.
these are the people affecting user score on meta. why would you even care about score with fake reviews like this
>>742271089>rhythm SOULLESS CHANGES hell
>>742270815"New sales data on Star Fox’s UK launch has emerged, with the remake selling significantly faster than its predecessors.According to The Game Business co-founder Christopher Dring, the Nintendo Switch 2 title “sold almost double what Star Fox Zero did during its opening week” in terms of physical sales. Zero launched on the Wii U in 2016 as a reimagining of Star Fox 64.Dring also reported that Star Fox outperformed the launch figures of the 2011 3DS remaster, Star Fox 64 3D, by 70%.This data only includes sales of physical copies, meaning that performance of the newly released remake could be even more impressive if digital sales were factored in – especially as Star Fox 64 3D was not available digitally at the time it launched."you lost rabbi
>>742279687>>742281896>>742286208>>742288193
>>742286594SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOYSNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY SNOY:)
>>742288624you aren't bringing your best
>>742270815Bait used to be believable.
>>742288460What's funny is that does seem like a legit review, just from an absolute shitter
>>742291957?
>>742288732>almost doubleWhat if we almost double a janny's pay?
>>742285978sony and xbox are burning while nintendo is fine
1,689 is my current high score.
Knocked out expert hard path. Will get Sector Z medal later from the Sector X warp since Katt helping makes getting the final shot on each missle even more annoying.
>>742287879Top kek
>>742271339No... it must be an obsessed schizo, there is no friggin WAY there are so many people criticizing MY nintendo.......
We're going to get Starfox 2, bros
>>742270815I think about Starfox every day.
Zamn, you instantly lose a wing if you touch anything in Expert mode.Honestly that's more fun.
>>742271339He's just prepping for the weekly bvll ravishing on thursday
>>742270815well i guess this truly marks the end of the star fox franchiseyou just know nintendo will abandon this IP if it doesnt sell well. zero already flopped so if this one flops too there's pretty much no chance there's going to be another star fox game
