The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
>>742293770I remember when I was younger I didn't even progress, I just stayed in the starting village, jump in the water to swim, try fishing, doing some wrestling mini game or something, fuck around and walk and mess with the cows and some eagle, walk around the house and then that one lake near the village and log off.It was neat.Then that one time I booted my mom's save file and she was in some flying castle with weird chickens with human heads.
>>742293770>>>/vr/
>goat wrasslan>sumo wrestlan>inner wolf unleashan>shortstack imp moanan>horseback swordfightan>stronghold destroyan>yeti snowboardan>rail surfan>western showdownan>gravity defyan>spidermannan>fishan>rollgoalan>canoean>poe huntan>loli bug smellan>sword skill learnan>big mommy tiddy staranTP is the Zelda for chads.
>>742293770Official ranking report
>>742294159Absolute dogshit ranking.
'member Saria's Song?'member Skull Kid?'member Temple of Time?'member Hero of Time?'member Ganondorf?'member Light Arrows?
>>742294283I would hate to see yours
>>742294159Flip B and S and you actually have a good list
>>742294435>S tierMajora's Mask, ALTTP, OoT>A tierLink's Awakening, TP, BotW, TotK>B tierWW, SW, Oracle of seasons, Oracle of ages, minish cap>C tierSpirit tracks, Phantom hourglass, Zelda 2, 4swords adventure
Twilight Princess is exclusively for men with the highest test levels.
Midna.
>>742296279She's cool, I guess. Not as cool as Snowpeak Ruins though.
>>742293770There will never be another Zelda game this appealing.Nobody makes games to appeal to the 12 to 14 year old male anymore. At least, not while understanding how to actually do it. See Pokemon Coliseum for another example.
>S tierBotW, LttP>A tierLink's Awakening, Majora's Mask, OoT, TotK>B tierWW, TP, SW, Oracle of seasons, Oracle of ages, minish cap>C tierSpirit tracks, Phantom hourglass, Zelda 2, 4swords adventure
>>742296098>>742294048Telma is fucking hideous. I hate how many shitty annoying minigames there are, especially the godforsaken canoe one.I hate how useless rupees are and how you can't even spend them on anything worthwhile for a long ass time so your wallet is stuck full at 300. I hate how so many tiny side areas reward you with a chest full of more useless rupees. I hate how rupees are so pointless that the game has an early donation sidequest where your only goal is to throw 2000 of them at that midget sumo wrestler shopkeeper. I hate how many cool side characters show up like not-Wednesday but have barely any involvement beyond like two lines of dialog because the game was blatantly rushed. I hate how little combat there is and how you almost never get to just go ham and fight a lot beyond that outpost before the desert temple.I hate how redundant most combat techs are - spamming spin attacks as Link buttrapes everything, regular swing timing feels too slow compared to OoT and most of the techniques you unlock, while cool, have no real practical value in any fight; Wolf Link's regular attacks track enemies very poorly so simple lunging bites are the best and you can't do a ground finisher on anything besides Poe's, so fighting regular enemies in wolf mode sucks ass.I hate how Hyrule Field is even MORE empty than it was in OoT.I hate how fishing is almost totally pointless.I hate how little Link seems to emote compared to other characters (this is a general Zelda thing though).I hate how empty the desert is.I hate how the spring water shop in the castle town is totally pointless, the fuck is the point of an all healing drink that becomes useless in 3 minutes?I hate how many items become almost useless 5 minutes after you get them, remember the slingshot and boomerang?I FUCKING HATE the ending so goddamn much it's unreal.I hate goat herding, especially dusklight's absurd achievement times.I hate the statue and sliding block puzzles FUCK.
>>742297305>Telma is fucking hideous.Stopped reading there.
>>742297305I hate how you can't go fast on the beyblade so outside of it's chosen temple it's basically worthless when it could've been super fun.I hate how little of said temple actually utilizes it because riding around that huge chamber at the end briefly was really cool.I hate how stupidly easy every single boss is, yes that's normal for Zelda but in this one they are borderline braindead, I killed the possessed Goron at the end of the fire dungeon in like 2 minutes flat without getting hit once and I went in basically blind since it was my first time playing in almost 20 years.I wouldn't hate rollgoal that much if it didn't have so many fucking levels to it holy SHIT.I hate the 8 trillion year long tutorial holy shit, hell the entire game is basically a tutorial until you get the Master Sword because you can barely do shit in the overworld before that.I hate how the magic armor is worthless.I hate how there is no mirror shield, you get the best shield in the game very early on.I love Midna I guess but goddamn, I remember being kinda disappointed as a kid and as an adult I'm amazed at how much I disliked this game.>>742297660Her tits are great but you can't tell me that face doesn't look like God gave up halfway through making her.
>>742297660First video character I ever stroked to
>>742297801>that faceStacys are trash in bed, anon. Do you see those lips, and cheeks, and the twinkle in her eyes? You wouldn't last a minute.
>>742293770a garbage game that made me realize aonuma was a hack
>>742293770Traditional 3D Zelda peaked here
>>742293770a great game that made me realize aonuma was a chad
>>742299031That was WW, a game so shit he had to hide it from his superiors just to get it released.
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