Alright, here's a tough one: Who's your favorite playable character in GTA 5, and why?
Damn, the cuck the nigger or reddit incarnateThey're all so awesome its too hard to pick
>>742298679Do it
Alright, here's a tough one
>>742298578WHAT DOES THE REDDIT FROG HAVE TO DO WITH THAT?
my favorite character was
>>742298578The negro's traffic weaving superpower is the best abilityI like Michael's story best. Franklin's always trying to act above it all but he's still a gangbanger nigger at the end of the day
>>742298578None, they all suck.
>>742298578None of V's characters felt relatable besides Michael with his family issues. But even still he's a middle aged dad. The closest was your online character because he's some skinny fat dude in his 20s/30s. That's why im glad we have Jason but i'm hoping they don't cuck his character like Arthur/John/Johnny/Micheal
>>742301520>Michael felt relatableyou get cucked by your wife, your daughter is a dumb whore and your son is an useless piece of shit AND all of them hate you?
>>742298578franklin because i enjoy the fantasy of an urban youth with an iq above 90
>>742298578For me It's TrevorHe's Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of HumorHe's just like me
>>742298679what the heck franklin isnt reddit incarnate!
>>742301620No retard
>>742298679Don't you play as the dog in one section?
>>742301520>your online character>he
>>742301970He was referring to Trevor
>>742302319OP loves man ass, water is wet
>>742301620you are..pretty fucking retarded you know that
>>742298578the way I saw it in my head is that all three characters are representative of the kinds of players and protagonists the 3D generation of games had>Franklin is an up-and-coming urban youth from the ghetto who suddenly becomes mega rich and still goes around bustin' - GTA San Andreas>Michael is a suited-and-shirted ex-con hiding out in some sweaty shithole, he's like a more grown up and now more down to earth Tommy Vercetti - GTA Vice City>Trevor is a meme lunatic, but that's because we all were when we played as Claude, who was a mute lunatic, and Trevor is designed to bring out the absolute worst playstyle in you through gameplay alone - GTAIIIso it's like thisif I want to just ride a yacht around Los Santos listening to boomer rock, which sometimes I do, I go for Michael as like my chill characterif I want to stop pretending to be a real person, I play as Trevor and have way more fun
>>742302404>>742302319>you jerk off to your self insert as a girl?hmmm
>>742303038>he got all of that from a green text
>>742303415>he thinks of asses and jerking off when he plays a male character
>>742302537>>742302071you're grasping at straws to make Michael FEEL relatable then because he isn't. he's a fucking cuck.
>>742304356He's not a cuck. He canonically fucks prostitutes and steals their money after even while married.
>>742304672>He canonically fucks prostitutes and steals their money after even while married....while remaining 'married', housing, feeding and clothing a whore that openly cheats on him.
>>742303790>he got all of that from a green text
>>742304776You realize she does that out of spite and mainly because Michael was the one cheating on her despite her being a former stripper.
>>742302319GTAO females are unironically trannies, they have a male skeleton
>>742304356if i would relate would be to the part of "life is boring as fuck and i need something crazy going on to have fun"not the fucking cuck shit you relate yourself with
>>742304861if you think any motive could justify her behavior then you're a fucking cuck too. kill yourself retard
>>742305054so justifying micheal's behavior makes amanda a cuckqueen?
>>742298578They're all awful>Michaelobese middleaged dude with a horrible family, shitty personality and a shitty sellout>TrevorLiteral reddit comic relief character, even in his coolest moments, he's just a low impulse control psycho fuck who had no right to survive even one firefight in the game. His temperament is so bad that it's a miracle he hasn't gotten suckerpunched to death or overdosed>FranklinAn unrealistically composed black man who just keeps getting pulled along in to shit, and just does it despite bitching about it the whole time.if I had to choose, I'd pick Michael solely because half of his personality issues are the result of his shitty friends and family
>>742298578Franklin because of his ability, but Michael was the best actual character.
>>742298578The online protagonist.
Trevor. I also killed Michael.I'll be honest. I am Trevor in real life. I am 57 years old, divorced, dirty, and run my own "engineering" business. My exwife and children hate me, local crackheads surround my trailer, and I will never leave the shithole town I was raised in, Bakersfield. There is no escape. I might as well drag others down to my level.
>>742298578franklins the only tolerable one, michael is just >I HATE MY SHITTY KIDS AND MY WIFE KEKS ME, ALSO IM SCARED OF THE GUY I FUCKED OVER 10 YEARS AGO BY BEING A SNITCHand then trevor is just>HAHA IM REDDIT HAHA
>>742310972thanks for reminding me despite being 23 i am still a child
>>742298578Franklin, because his deadpan responses and strange ability to speak to animals is funny.
>>742308121Franklin wants to be more than another retarded nigger starry eyed about "muh hood" and has no patience for anyone's self destructive bullshit. He sees an opportunity in the white man's crime world instead of calling it lame.
>>742298578michaelI admire his role as an experienced realist type of person, you see this everytime him and franklin interact
They are all good for different vibes. Franklin gets all the street racing and young hip activities, mike is good for "grown up" classy activities like following traffic laws and Trevor is obviously suitable for murder hobo rampages. Pretty sure I heard somehwere that San Andreas was planned to do this with Ceasar being one of the playable characters. It's a great system and I'm looking forward to playing the bonny and clyde couple in the new game.Anyone think they will spring a surprise third character on us?
>>742312834probably the latino dude Raul but he'll most likely be propped up for multiple story missions, won't be playable on freeroam until either by the end of the game or from his own dlc
>>742310864Cmon
>>742315320I'm serious and its not even close, Rockstar main characters are awfully written, that's why Claude and the online protagonist are the best player characters.
