Most unhinged dialogue boxes in gaming. Post em.
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>>742299519Kill me.
>>742299592FUCKING NORMIES, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>742299942BASED.>Somehow comes back for the Last Season>Tell her to immediately fuck offBASED.
>>742299519>"Ask me to kill for you"Kill Dr. Wily.
>>742299519Kill me but after my mom passes away. And make it look like an accident.
>>742300772As bad as that sounds, it still makes me want some ribs and soda.
>>742299519Uhhhh i don't think she said that
>>742300548The reality is that Aurica was a fucking genius for inventing this.
>>742299703based
>>742301746What kind of monster makes Hercule wait on his sandwiches?
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>>742299519>MMBN/MMSF textbox screenshots>No one’s posted “Nigger prays for chicken” or “Prez’s Bed” yetIt’s like I don’t even know you anymore /v/…
>>742299519>No ones posted it yetcmon /v/
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271WTF is this game?
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271Lol wtf is this game.Is every scene like this?
>>742303516>>742303535Metal Max Xeno. it's a game where only like 10 humans are still alive on Earth
a video is worth 1000 words per 24 frames60 in the case of video games
>>742303609But why do they talk like characters from an rpgmaker h game?Do they always talk like that?It seems funny as hell.Steam reviews on pc for the reborn version mention it's censored, do I have to play the ps4 version to see these cutscences?
>>742303789Is this game any good?
>>742303916They have a duty to repopulate the planet but they're still dumb teenagers>Steam reviews on pc for the reborn version mention it's censored, do I have to play the ps4 version to see these cutscences?Evidently, I never played the Steam versionI don't think it was censored though actually, IIRC fans of the Metal Max franchise just found the Xeno's original story so cringe and complained so much that they removed most of the plot for the PC release
>>742303742and yet it ruined his resurging reputation, despite him being a wrestling heel
>>742303948ehplay it if you like ss
>>742303948Short answer, noLong answer, Kodaka was so excited to finally be free of Danganronpa's setting restrictions for writing murder mysteries that he forgot to make the new mysteries he wrote actually make sense with the new setting he made for them, coupled with extremely dragged-out resolutions to obvious reveals and flacid conclusions to cases.There's some good stuff in there, but the cases are at direct odds with the plot and setting making just about every chapter unsatisfying (except for, bizarrely enough, the final case's twists, which are actually (relatively) good)There'd need to be a sequel with a hefty in-universe mechanics rework to gets its premise and mysteries to play well together and make good use of its potential, but considering he immediately dropped it to do Hundred Line, I don't have my fingers crossed.
>>742304093after a quick google search I'm surprised it's a series that's been around since the NES but only 2 games ever got localizedthis one and another back on the PS2how bizarre, I had never heard of it despite apparently releasing back on 2020
>>742299519replaying this game as an english speaking adult was... an experience
>>742304671I believe there's translation patches for at least one of the others if you're interestedI only ever played Xeno. If you can get past the story, it's alright. The tank customization made it pretty interesting to play for a JRPG. It was kinda how I wish Xenogears played
>>742303948it has some issueslike the other anon pointed out the cases don't really mesh with the plot it wants to tellbasically it's structured like an AA game, with small independent cases the MC solves but it tried to combine this clearly episodic structure with a conventional A to B plot, which ultimately causes several pacing and logical issues that heavily make the game feel like a dragit has several good ideas, the main duo are charming and bounce well from one to the other but it seriously needs some restructuring as well as polishing for some minigames that are just awful
>>742302958lmfao
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271ntrslop but pretty kino drama that you dno't usually see in jrpgs whats it called?
>>742305232nvm thanks for the name
>>742304979I noticed it goes on sale like once every two months on switchpretty steep discount as well going as low as 90% offmight pick it up next sale if I feel like
Literally every NPC dialogue in the Pokemon Emerald Battle Frontier
>>742299592OP said unhinged, not based.
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>>742303517cute!
>>742305409Fabio lookin’ motherfucker.
>>742305339>>742305375>>742305448why are they like this
This one was an all timer from GFL2, imo
>>742305575This was good too, though.
>>742302496Came here to post this. Xiao Pai had the best marriage event in the fucking game. It was so good.I'd previously had her as a 3rd favourite after Dolce and Forte, but from that she shot up right to on par with Dolce. Shockingly good.
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>>742299519Homer said that to Marge.
>>742304285porngames dont count, else the thread would get absolutley flooded by those gems
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271Is this somehow a misunderstanding or is this game an NTR humiliation ritual?
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>>742302410I like the SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS where she's making disasters in the kitchen but they actually taste good
>>742302958Is this the only game in the world with a truly evil route?
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>>742299519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ncADFZgvnkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrOnuyepCY
>>742305537They were written using Gen 3's in-game message writing system, where you can make messages using pre-made phrases (like GOOD-BYE, HOW DO, and MEET YOU), common words (like MY, PERSON, and SOME) and certain Pokemon Attacks and Abilities. You can also set similar messages for yourself that other players will see when battling your NPC copy.>Okay that's cool and all but why are the NPC's messages all so fucking weirdFucking beats me, but if I had to guess the devs could only do so much with six-word/phrase sentences from a limited selection of words
Back before the great enshittening of videogames, where the default expectation was boys were into girls and vice versa.
>>742306073That NPC! He says "I HAVE A GROWTH OF SUCTION CUPS" after you win, but I can't find a screenshot anywhere.And if you lose, he says "I HAVE A GROWTH OF ACID ARMOR"pic unrelated
>>742304295After playing 100 Line I pretty much steadfastly refused to ever play or read anything by Kodaka again.It was shocking just how bad that game was. It's got like 10% amazing, intense scenes and 90% absolute fucking garbage.
>>742306079>severe lack of prim in the thread>about to post prim>prim is postedbless you anon
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>>742305965the middle one is another character shapeshifting as hershe does try to fuck the protag though
>>742305978>>742305664It's also a complete myth. The stuff about it being an integer overflow is all wrong. There's no bug, it's just code being bad.n reality, according to the Civilization II lead game designer Brian Reynolds, there were only three possible aggression levels in Civilization, and even though Gandhi's AI had the lowest possible aggression level, he shared it with one third of all leaders. Additionally, based on his memories of Civilization's source code, Reynolds stated that there was no unsigned variable in this section of code and that leaders could not act more aggressively than the most aggressive leaders of the game. A leader with an aggression level of 255 would act the same way as a leader with an aggression level of 3. According to Sid Meier, since all integer variables are signed by default in both C and C++ (the programming languages of Civilization and Civilization II respectively), underflow would not have occurred if Gandhi's aggression were set to –1; moreover, the government form does not affect AI aggressiveness at all, so Gandhi's aggression level remained the same throughout the game. During wars, India could use nuclear weapons just like any other civilization, but Gandhi would not use nuclear weapons more often than Abraham Lincoln or any other peaceful leaders. One possible origin of the legend could be India's tendency to discover nuclear technology before most of its opponents because of the peaceful scientific nature of this civilization. Reynolds noted that all leaders in the game become "pretty ornery" after their acquisition of nuclear weapons, and suggested that this behavior simply seemed more surprising and memorable when it happened to Gandhi
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>>742306079>>742306593Was literally just about to post this.
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>>742306516is that line actually in the game lmao
i laughed hard, still remember it to this day
>>742306073I decided to look up what words were availablehttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Easy_chat_system#Words_2Please enjoy the fruits of my labor; a selection of totally-valid "easy chat" messages for Emerald>WHEN I WIN I WILL HAVE>LOVEY-DOVEY CHILDREN TIME>A LITTLE GIRL CUTENESS>MAKE ME CRY>WROOOAAR! DAUGHTER STENCH>I AM GOING WILD
That thread started with regular games, with is almost every post from H-games now kek
OH SNAPI HEAR NOT SUCH A TRUTH
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>>742307120sex with the leftmost girl
>>742301042damn i hope this drives the plot forward>>742307358
>>742306925Posting Prim in the unhinged dialogue thread is like cheating
>>742307259"Cool beans" is literally part of my everyday lexicon because of this game.
>>742307031Yeah. The fact there's good and fun parts is a huge part of what makes the game such an enormous, frustrating disappointment. I was heavily invested for ages when I beat the first route, but the reveal that there's no overarching story, it's just a bunch of random, disconnected and extremely varying quality anthology stories chipped away at my interest until I just couldn't take it anymore.There's so, so, so many bad routes that the good ones are drowned out, and even if you find a good route, it's going to be filled with day after day after day after day of meaningless filler, because there isn't a single route in the entire game that actually has anywhere near enough content to fill 100 days. They just liked the 100 Days idea because it sounds cool, so then every single route becomes insanely bloated.In short: Yes, it's real, there's some legitimately amazing shit, but there's a LOT of terrible shit. If you're gonna play, do it with a guide to see the good routes and ignore the rest.
>>742307493I feel an urge to say the phrase originates from the 80s and not from this porn game. I doubt you believed that, but I still felt the need
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>>742307632Don't worry Anon, I'm not a literal retard. I only use the phrase so often because I found it hilarious that it was in the game the way it was.
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>>742304671Metal Max 2 Reloaded is a genuine 11/10 game if you're curious.It'll ruin the rest of the series for you if you play it first though as it peaked with 2R.
Context is a character that tries to be non-lethal in a war.
>>742305610I don't know why this one hit me so hard but I am actually fucking crying. I think it's because I heard it in his voice.
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>thread makes me want to check out hundred line>the game is still 50+ dollars on sales after more than a yearwhat the hell
I thoroughly enjoyed Unicorn Overlord.
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It's funny how in the 1.0 release, Clint and Emily were clearly meant to get together. But the community hyperfixated on Clint's "I'm a nice guy!" line and then Emily became a love interest and so Ape started leaning into it.
>>742307908SRW is pure gold.
>>742308209Good, Emily is best girl so she's mine.
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>>742308327unfathomably basedI whispered kino during this scene
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>>742308327Those Elves were trouble...
The dialogue box here is just ringing laughter after your enemy gave up on being able to win, realised his country was done for, fell into despair and sudoku'd.
>>742308230Never expected a guy from the Gundam G fighters universe to check Char so hard.>>742308536Pretty accurate for Rei and Herro
XIV used to have a fairly strong and very typically Japanese anti-globalism message. I wonder if it would still do that these days. There's a whole sequence about kicking out refugees.
This prompt here was more unsettling than any of the dialogue in the gameJust imagine the implications of this
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>>742308391I love how SRW asks the bold question of "What if Shinji actually had people treat him like a functional human being?"
>>7423089495 dollars worth of quarters is a pain in the assit really did be that way tho
>>742309025The Angel route was so much better than the others it's ridiculous.
Phoenix Wright dialogue that would NEVER get written today. Man, the 00's were a better time.
>>742309071I don't understand how the streets of Rapture weren't covered in shit from people who forgot their wallets or didn't have spare change
>>742309206This could get written but it would be cringe and lame. At the time, it was hilarious.
>>742306034Soul Nomad and the World Eaters is infamous for its evil path that only opens up on a New Game Plus. It eventually culminates in you being the final boss that the entire world unites to defeat.
>>742308757I want to bust in on the zona nemona
>>742308973This quote is nearly perfect, but it bothers me that the wrong pronoun is used as the object of this sentence. Saying "lead US righteous ones astray" would fix the grammar.
>thread has turned into stupid faggots posting the most normal lines just to shill their favorite gamessad!
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>>742309374THE LIZARD IS PRETTY I LOVE THE LIZARD
>>742309594Is Kagero's response different with a male Corrin?
>>742309594Senran Kagero on fraud watch.
>>742304943thats a very comfy looking house
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>>742308949Coin operated toilets are the norm in Europe.
>>742308209Clint fucking sucks. Stop closing early you lazy fatfuck
>>742309346Was she originally saying 'warewareawawarerowa' I think often times when characters speak in that archaic manner its translated as 'we' even when referring to a sole individual self.Bitch probably nojas too.
>>742309368>Posts nothing himselfSad!
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>>742305665due to the type of world she lives, it checks out
>>742306789Okay, but it's not a myth in Civilization Revolution, where Gandhi will not hesitate to nuke your ass because they meant to set his AI to peaceful and they actually set it to aggressive.
You would not believe the things Sensei has to go through on his daily life.
>>742310072we can be used that waydon't though
>>742301387Underrated misquote
>>742307153>WROOOAAR! DAUGHTER STENCH>I AM GOING WILDfuck off i laughed so much i forgot to breathe
>>742304285I hate that this kind of stupid shit gets me going like nothing else
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I know it gets less points for being a porn game, but still.
>>742299519Average conversation between me and my situationship.
>>742304292>ruined his resurging reputation,Only with twitterfags that don't play. His playrate is still high coming in just under the most popular shotos.
>>742299703haha
>>742305849I think they should count, some of them are really funny lol
>>742300908holy based
>>742310575I lose respect for this game and series every time someone posts gameplay or dialogue from it because it all looks like utter garbage.
Oh no no no no no no
>>742310575>>742305849>>742310709i play them hentai games especially for the unhinged situations
>>742302830I don't get what they wanted with Nokia, she starts annoying but you would think they would develop her on a sensible pace and instead she does nothing for a long while untill the plot decides to rush her into being relevant.
>>742310872>>742311021Call me soulless but if the dialogue is either fake/edited or it's just you putting in a silly name yourself madlibs style, it doesn't do anything for me.
>>742311025She's a charismatic fence sitter, she's the neutral rep. Her whole deal was interfering with conflicts and mediating in a weird, goofy way.Arata was Chaos and the white haired guy I forgot the name of was Law.
>>742309206>>742309260It's just that that era was somewhat free from zealots.
>>742310389lmao this
>>742306079What geimu?
>>742307153>>WROOOAAR! DAUGHTER STENCH>>I AM GOING WILDImmaculate.
>>742311169Even in the far future, the War Thunder forums are still at it.
>>742308551How did this mindbreak fatefaggots? It’s just funny.
>>742311703it's hard to fap when you're laughing
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271>>742306785I don't know why the "remaster" didn't include the story. How do you remaster a game and strip it of its story. And fuck that bitch Toni, I can't do my boy Yokky dirty like that.
>>742299519>weebshits
>>742311496This is my favorite. It often pops into my head.
>>742301287veni
Fossil Fighters was fun.
So unhinged I almost shot myself after witnessing it
>>742307781Not economically viable...
>>742299693I still can't believe they used jack off as a phrase in this series and played it straight
>>742310575I save before this fight just to see all the dialogue everytime, my favourite is Dorothy.
>>742309260It’s still pretty funny, if only because the reference is more obscure now due to its age
>>742309442This is nowhere near as unhinged as the average Ashleyfag.
>>742312019Silly games, but the fossil mining mechanic was very good.
>>742312312is wanting to fill Ashley with so much cum that it pumps through her veins like blood really that unhinged though
>>742311795Haha, that's our Rien!
>>742306034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t95KE42bD_Q
>>742312112Yeah I got filtered by that too, i just gave up couldn't take the dialogue.
>>742312889kino
>>742312889kath my beloved hanny slayer
>>742312889Wait, thats Evenicle but not. Didnt know they had that game.
>>742303742Zesty ahh pushups
>>742304943oh no imagine the horror...
>>742312651I thought about playing this game but folks at F90 said its grindy as fuck, would you recomend it?
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>>742309442Cute witch
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>>742312991my favourite is when the lobotomised guy is screaming and banging his head on the floor and you can just be like "Nuncius, announce my arrival"
>>742312456I wish the third game didn't killed the franchise.
>>742305537Troonslators
>>742299519Sex with Misora Hibiki.
>>742312098Heh
>>742311025She's never relevant at any point thoughLiterally not one single thing she does is importantEven considering she gets Omegamon, Omegamon's entire role in the story is basically just to be an exposition bot and he doesn't really do anything eitherThey're both nothing
>>742301608SAVE MY LIFEStop that manFrom using that knife
>>742306939the what
>>742308931didn't this line get cut when they were shortening the ARR MSQ?
>>742299519>universe custom tailor-makes a soulmate for Geo that is madly in love with him>but also throws at him a bratty tsundere oujo-sama that loves him
Your typical JRPG
>>742308931Funny considering how 90% of nips are asian mystery meat.
>>742312726>>742312770
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>>742306516It's a bad game with so many memorable lines and screens.
>>742310931I'm surprised it took this long for Galleria/Refrain dialogues to show up, those games have a gold mine of memorable quotes. I guess it's because this thread is ruined by fags posting the most bland dialogue shit possible to shill their games they obsess over
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>>742311327I wish I could get into tropico 6, I thought the writing was funny
>>742299519My favourite
>>742313483Why is one girl in a school uniform instead?
lel
>>742307701>>742307768Bethesda is a fucking joke.
>>742311498What game? I can't find it
>>742313446Basically the magic of the setting.>>742313457Nah it's still there, same with Godbert saying the same thing.>>742313409The fact they had a perfect opportunity to make her a virgin succubus and went for the old-school complete used up slut succubus, to the point where you even meet her previous boyfriend was certainly a choice.Probably the braver option, but definitely not my taste.
>>742303742IncestCHAD
>>742312814...i hate cuckshit so muchthose are good designs why must it be cuckshit i want to give that holstaur my kids
>>742307153They used to be so based bros...
>>742314043this is worse than penis inspection day
>>742309342the most oppressed demographic
>>742310704still the best
>>742313554the only way you get purer than japan desu is by being a fully xenophobic genocider culturenot many of those ever existed
>>742313839probably the one character they didn't make dlc cosmetics for
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>>742307908I love how everyone is just shitting on Kira in that one.
>>742313901>Basically the magic of the setting.this is another awful translation of some youkai isn't it
>>742313863Looks like Liberal Crime Squad but the interface is different from the ancient version I played.
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>>742306067>>742310081What game are these screenshots from?>>742313863This one too, a civ mod or something?
>>742313160I like clever dialogue choices in RPGs as long as its not dialogue wheel shit
>>742314402Thinking about it, I kinda wonder how Mayling deals with the fact that like 90% of the people she lives with on the Elmo are trying to (or regularly do) fuck her dad.
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>>742313850What's this? I am intrigued.
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>>742314647i think i'm gonna have to refer to the codex astartes here
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271Faggots from /v/ will hate this, but this is secretly alright. People who act like meek faggots get meek faggot prices.
>>742301287Oh no
>>742313632Pretty much the perfect summary. Eg. Here's young girl complimenting you on how well you fucked her (adoptive, previously-virgin) mother.
>>742314634hustle battle card gamersi think it's also on steam
>>742313582I laughed a lot at that one
>>742314861Thanks, I like the art style and that was quite a frame.
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>My trainee almost drowned>And that's a good thing!
>thread starts off strong with actual amusing and interesting dialogue>devolves into porn and gacha spamming bullshit>never recoversGod, I fucking hate /v/.
>>742315247>Posts nothing himself
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271tell me a game is written by a woman without telling me the game is written by a woman.
>>742314861Played this before, but didn't know it's on Steam. How?
>>742307632He meant specifically his lexicon, not the widespread slang lexicon that includes such gems as "bussin'" and "dong tornado."
>>742314685Just doing my duty by exterminating xenos.
oof
>>742299519Need me a woman like that.
>>742314251
>>742303042Is this Vita only? Can you get it for jap PS4 and does it have english options there?
>>742315247>heals thread
>>742305610>Waku?Waku.
>>742314405The You Testament by MDickie. That's a heavily modified version though, didn't even know it had mods desu.
>>742315564Forever remains true.
>>742309954They were big in the US a long time ago. In Smokey and the Bandit, Frog asks for a dime to use the toilet, and the Bandit says "crawl under."
>>742307908This is Alpha 3, right? I wonder how I'd feel about the scene with full context of the game, since I was completely on Kira's side in Seed Destiny. Guess I'll never know since the Alpha games will never ever be translated.
>>742305339for giggles i set mine toIF I WINYOU SERVICE ME
>>742312814This is amazing
>>742305228That's a fetish mod so it doesn't count
>>742316715Dangerous levels of based
>>742315247cry me a river
>>742299693Way ahead of you chief.
>>742315247
>>742308949>5 dollars>in the 60s? (i forgot when 2 takes place)yea no that should be like a nickel
>>742303042>>742303127>>742303271moarno I'm not playing the game
>>742317445>moonrunes
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>>742313472luna is geo's soulmate, the third game even drives this home when he gets his dad back, so he can't even relate to sonia anymore
>>742306939Fuck you can't make me want to play this game
>>742299519Everyday I thank the chicken god for my chickens or whatever black people exe
>>742318314I don't want you to play it. I said myself, it frustrated and deeply disappointed me. There's some hilarious or amazing moments, but they're buried in hours and hours and hours of trash.The first post I made on the topic was me saying I'd never play another game by Kodaka again.
>>742306976I wish EYE was just a bit longer and the grind for specific builds was shorter
>>742307153top lel
>>742306079kek
>>742317925>bottom right imageGod damn, owari da
>>742309025>>742309093what game?
>>742312814Women are such vile creaturesThey'll be like "UWA LOOK AT MY DISGUSTING PIG BODY, U RIKE? :DDDD"
>>742319649Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous
>>742320015>*sends unsolicited dick pic, then gets mad when the bitch reacts negatively*
>>742317925At no point does Geo ever have a reason to relate to parricide offenders.
>>742317445Operating on a level few can hope to match
>>742320706Fucking troonlators I swear
>>742320706you can feel the seethe radiating off the writing
>>742311442Hat World: New Testament
