>You fought in the console wars?
No.
>>742362642>diablo 2>2007lol
>>742362319No, I was a buccaneer and occasionally traded with GoG confederation.
>>742362319>No, my father didn't fight in the Console Wars. He was an idort with a handheld and a PC.
>>742362709>2000's>after work>game night with the lads>Diablo 2Sounds alright
>>742362709I played this shit the most between 2009-2012
I told them that I thought Sony was a Sith lord.
>>742362319>I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of discs suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly unusable
>>742362802>>742362916That's what your discord mod groomer told you. He didn't hold with your father's gamer tags. He felt he should have stayed on /b/ and not got involved.
>As you can see, my young n00b, your clan has failed. Now witness the FPS of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
>>742362642>picture taken April 20, 2007>posted on February 2, 2007
>GREAT SHOT KID THAT WAS ONE IN A MILLION. NOW LET'S BLOW EACH OTHER AND GO HOME.
>>742362319Yes, I was once a consoletard the same as your father. He was the best shitposter in the galaxy, and a cunning baiter. I understand you've become quite a good troll yourself... And he was a good friend.For over seven generations the consoletards were the gatekeepers of posting and memes on the old forums. Before the multiplat times, before Steam.
>and what of my physical collection. Is it safe?
>>742363456i still cant believe this happened and wasnt some sort of spy shit
>Your physical games will make a fine addition to my collection...
>>742363456beta cucks need to be slashed with knives
>>742364236general PS3vious, you have less games than I expected
"Sega do or Nintendo not. There is no tri."- Yoda, PC denier
>Tis embarrassing, but, uh my afraid my've been VAC banned. My forgotten. Da gayben would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.
>You are on the console council, but we do not grant you the rank of console-chan.
>>742363456If Blizzard lost this CD they should pay the price.
Sega does what Nintendon’t.
>>742364619KEKAROOLL
>>742364143it was psy-ad
Now I just hate everything
CTRL ALT DEL: the animated series already did that joke, OP.
>>742368070>CTRL ALT DEL: the animated series Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time...
>Master Sony, there’s too much data to fit inside our polycarbonate plastic layers! What are we going to do?
>>742365823this is not spamit’s only seen 7 repeat threads in the past five years
>>742368491>polycarbonate plastic layersDid somebody say Polymascotfoamalate?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6ZJg2EHUM
>>742365823>previous thread was 3 months ago>One before that was almost an entire yearWhat are you trying to prove?
>>742363456>>742364143to be fair turning it in is probably the least retarded option. it wasn't like valuable software, just "cool">put it online all you get is nerd cred and if you are careless/unlucky then they figure out it was you and fuck you over>try to ransom it backlol you are fuckedif you lived in russia or something then you could upload it without getting into trouble i guessreally its blizzard who looked the worst by giving the guy such a pittance of a finders fee
I like these threads cause repurposing film quotes to be themed around gaming is funny.
>Execute order 420
>>742370201IT'S NOT THE EAST OR THE SOUTH SIDE
>>742368708I'm glad that even in 2026 I still see Homestar Runner references.
>>742364021>…it seems, in your anger, you scratched them
>>742370460I miss Homestar Runner man.
>You fought in the clone wars?>It wasn't me! It was Ignacio, he's the one! Lalo didn't send you!?Which throwaway line did more to write a prequel?
>>742370551>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO games
Torrent is a gateway to may licenses one may consider... Illegal...
>From my point of view the gamers are evil
>>742371770>THEN YOU ARE A SNOY
>do not lecture me, Obing- Wahoo. I see through the lies of the gamers. I do not fear the faggotry as you do.
They made Anakin honestly too likable in the clone wars. Knowing how he turns out, his personality and goals in the show make him out to be a completely different character, because there’s zero believability in anakin’s turn in the context of his clone wars self. Even supposedly hours before the turn he’s still just like he was for the rest of the show, but suddenly he’s ok with slaughtering kids and having his brother and patawan, who he cares deeply for, die?
>>742362319What about the colossal Pizza War?https://youtu.be/1OLP-wwaI38?is=xWbN4z4rA4lpkZ03
>>742362319You fought in the cunny wars?
>>742371770>from my point of view the players are greedy
>>742370401It's the dark side!You are correct!What is thy bidding my master The disaster, Skywalker we're afterBut what if he can be turned to the dark sideYes, a powerful allyAnother dark JediHe will join us or dieWE GOT DEATH STAR WE GOT DEATH STAR WE GOT DEATH STAR
>>742369579>nerd credand ports nigga
>>742362319>You father's full game disk. An elegant media for a more civilized age.
>This battlestation is now the ultimate rig in the universe. I suggest we use it.>>Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the ability to run AAA games at 4k/60fps is insignificant to the power of emulation
Star Wars is gay and dead, (you) killed it.
>>742373493Yes, I was once a cunnyisseur, the same as your father.
>>742362709Games had longer lifespans back then
Will I like kotor 2 if I liked 1?
>>742362892nobody fucking cares faggot. This place was gay before 2016
why are console wars a thingimagine thinking one corporation is better than the other when both would rape you the same if they could
>>742377814>why are console wars a thing90s advertising
>>742377061based poetry, in rymes.
>>742377732>before 2016>actual reddit refugee trying to claim he's coolYou are a simple direction-brained tool. Too insolent to pipe down and listen to people who know more.
>>742372804This is true, but Revenge of the Sith didn't really make his fall to evil all that believable either just within itself. One moment he reacted to cut Mace's hand off to save Palpatine and has a "what have I done" moment, the next he is off to genocide all Jedi starting with the kids.I always gotta question why it was decided Anakin's very first act of on-screen evil would be slaughtering a group of children instead of dueling the adult Jedi in the temple and demonstrating his superiority, letting the clones do the kids in. We only get to see like 2 seconds of Anakin fighting Jedi from the security recordings.
The games are not disappearing...from a certain point of view.
>>742372804Watch the Tartakovsky animated Clone Wars. Its way better.
>>742362319Did you know? consoles don't fight consoles, they only pretend they do so you cheerEXCEPT YOUR PS2, TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT KILLS YOUR GAMECUBE
>>742362319What's a console?
>>742379960A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF NO GAMES!
Before the dark timesBefore GTA 6 killed gaming
>>742362319Anons here love lamenting corporate greed, yet most failed to realize the "console wars" actually helped the greedy corporations because it brought them free marketing and increased sales. The responsible thing to do as a consumer would be to research each console and make the best choice for you instead of pointlessly engaging in online "debates" that accomplish nothing except waste time. Dating a tranny would unironically be more productive because at least you'd get to nut in her bussy.
The fully physical Switch 2 cartridges are taking over!
>It's over SONY...I have the (moral) high ground
>Gabe: go must hide, do I, set sail to carrabeans. In yatch, I go
>>742380673Welcome to High Ground
>>742372804Just Imagine you're a happy Jedi killing Seps everyday until you come back home and find out your beloved wife is pregnant.Then every single fucking time you close your eyes you see her dying, and the last time you had these kind of nightmares your mother was raped, tortured and killed by sandniggers.That and the council not trusting in you because you're becoming too powerful, mainly because Mace is jealous you can see the future with Yoda.All in all, he lasted quite a while.
>>742362892based
>>742381806Yes there were plenty of signs he was angry and emotional, and that he disagreed with a lot of the Jedi bullshit. But nearly EVERY single time he has one of those moments it’s related to protecting his friends and family. And even still it’s not like he hates the Jedi he’s around, he just has semi frequent scuffles but he still recognizes them as allies. So to then have him be ok with going with plapatine to execute them all, including his brother and padawan, along with killing children, the same guy who would break his whole oath as a Jedi to protect those same people, is just not believable.He’s a sad case of his future being written before his past
>>742368345That MagicMush video reminded a good amount of people it existed.
And this how gaming dies. With a thunderous applause
>>742362319>I didn't say I fought in the console wars, I just said I shitposted on a vietnamese basket-weaving imageboard while it was happening.
>>742362319IwataAnd he was a good friend
>>742363434Its obviously in the euro format you retard. YYYY/DD/MM
>>742364021>>742370551>>742371342kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRjmljcoLyQ
>>742363754>and a cunning baiter>not a master baiterYou had one job
>>742365823Kind of fucked up this is the first time it did well because it's actually relevant now
Bump
I know that the console wars were gay and lame astroturfed sports teams, but I miss that there were enough systems with actual good games on them to actually HAVE console wars. Nintendo won so hard what few interesting exclusives the PS5 had are getting low-res versions backported to the Switch2, and Xbox is outright dead and currently having a fire sale of its few remaining studios. And this will mean that Nintendo will just get even lazier and more predatory with no competition to keep them on their toes.
>>742371369Is it possible to learn this power?
>>7423628924chan was extremely liberal before /pol/ came about faggot
>>742365823Got a chuckle out of me. Too few for it to be spam
>>742368564Wait I thought this was a follow-up to that "you deleted my thread for 0 dollars" gta IV thread
>>742389643The culture was generally anti-cuckservative at the time but wasn't necessarily liberal. You'd have to claim things such as the Hitler Did Nothing Wrong prank. 4chan is for amoral, apolitical shitposters and trolls. The neopegan right wing guys are where I first heard the term "christcuck" about 15 years ago.
>Your digital library?
>>742377061LUCAS-SAMA FORGIVE ME>I KNVEEL
>you said the dreaded n word and now your account has been banned by decree of the banking clan>your digital library is now forfeit
>>742363434every day is 420
>>742390363it’s weird that the muuns control galactic banking and that the most evil man in the galaxy was trained by a muun. I’m not anti-muunilinst or anything, I just find it weird
>>742362709you know every game is not fotm right?its like that one anon said they use to have longevity back then, but i guess thats "le bad" right?
>>742386252They did not grant him the rank of master.
>>742388560Not from a game store.
>>742385432Why would it matter if its in the euro format
>>742390363>Game made fun of bald people!>That's it i'm banning it worldwide
>>742362319Culture wars? Yes, yes I did and I'm proud of it.
>>742362319>>You fought in the console wars?No because I never allowed myself to become a slave to them!!!FACT!!!
>The Console Wars>The Galactic Physical Games War
>>742362319>The Great Console Wars dragged on like my own private Jabiim
bump
>>742377061DamnNow I want to rewatch them all again. It's been a while since I watched them.
>>742370763it feels like it unofficially ended despite new toons once every 9 months
>>742363456That pic and the Xbox Alpha being gutted are why I support reddit faggots being killed en masse.
>>742390039that one made me kek
>>742390039I still have it open with the intention of capping the best parts.
