Like a fart in the wind.
who's the fag who named the game 'Elliot"?
>Square Enix still think they can do AJRPGs after the mess that was FF7R/16
The princess is too annoying
>>742414590
>>742414773It must be one of those things where it just sounds better (or rather, more foreign) from the perspective of somebody who doesn't speak english natively.To them, "Errieto" probably sounds like some weird mystic foreign name, though to native english speakers it sounds lame and gay. This is the only explanation I can think of that makes sense, because nobody who natively speaks english thinks Elliot sounds like a name you should put on the front of your box.
>>742414773YOU IDIOT
>>742414942maybe, but whenever the japs use german words those are actually cool sounding in german too, even if they pronounce them completely wrongI haven't played it, maybe Elliot is retarded and gay in the game too?
Yeah, Zelda games suck
>>742414590I like it but I’m not talking about on on /v/ because you faggots are negative about fucking everything
where are all the lock and key slurpers this one was for them and no one showed up
>>742414590are there successful HD-2D games, does anyone buy this garbage?
>>742414590Waiting for a sale like I did for Octopath 0
>>742414931All of those were shilled for months and sold gangbusters.
>>742414590A shame. It looked cool at least.
>>742414931I had no idea 80% of those gaames even released
>>742414590still a better game than the slop you play and shill so cry harder.
>>742414773someone that isn't a retarded mutt like you or >>742414942
People greatly overestimate the reach /v/ has. A lot of Anons think games flop because they aren't talked about here, but the reality is that there's only a few thousand people here who have the economic ability to buy the games that are being shilled and half of those people are so jaded they never will buy it despite theor ability to do so.The rest of this board's population are saars, bots, pirates and other thirdies who spend time here mostly out of some form of addiction (attention, rage bait, gooning, gachas) and were never going to actually buy the game being shilled anyway.
>>742414590Looks nice but after a while you realise how frontloaded and low effort it is.
>>742416395okay elliot
No one buys squareslop
>>742414590No physical release on Switch 2 so I won't buy it.
>>742415823yes.we don't know Elliot numbers yet but I'm sure it would do better if it wasn't sent do die fighting against Rebirth Switch 2 version.
>>742414590I am waiting for a discount. What's the leveling progress like? Do you have talents, attributes and skills to pick or its all automatic?
>>742418839> no lvls but pieces of hearts on shrines and map> weapons have talents and 2 upgs> 3 endings afaik> time travel shenanigans> took me 3x hrs to 100%it’s fun the only letdown was the music imo, except for phoenix mt. tho. I’d suggest to mute the voices
>>742418701Rebirth's Switch 2 version sold 4000 copies in the first month on the world's biggest storefront.That is not "competition" to anything.
>>742414895they can't win with turn basedthey can't win with actionI guess they should just make VNs and be done
>>742419191From proves you can absolutely make insanely profitable action JRPGs and E33 proved that there is still a massive market for turn-based XNIAR JRPGs.It just can't be slop.
>>742419191and gachasgachas will surely save us
>>742420990Does anyone even play this? Lmao
>>742414590The Japanese need to be routinely reminded that some of their game titles make no fucking sense in English.
>>742414773Elliot is widely regarded as the flagship name of the White Race. If you don’t like your game being named The Adventures of Elliot, you’re not White. >>742416395/thread
>>742415823A lot of people said this was in the running for GOTY due to being from “Team Asano”, which is highly regarded. Some people even said that Elliot had the potential to be “the next Final Fantasy”.
>>742422125>Elliot a hebrew name adopted by jew worshippers (christians) is widely regarded as the flagship name of the White Shabbos Goyim Racesounds about right
>>742414913thiseven shutting her the fuck up in the options doesn't help
>>742416439It's a real shame. After the debut and prologue demo I was excited to see how they would expand on the world and gameplay in the final release. Turns out they just didn't. Most of the runtime is following quest markers and listening to dialogue, trudging through the same environments and caves you already explored in a previous age. Even some of the later big red treasure chests that should be major upgrades just hold magicite you already have by that point.
>>742414590I’d play it for $20.
It's alright. Got it with offline activation, wouldn't pay 60 burgerbux for it.
>>742424220Ehr, I'd give 15 if that was the base price.
>>742420626>It just can't be slop.Asking a lot Anon.
Princess is annoying as fuck
Hilarious that this $60 AAA Unreal Engine with babby handholding NPC helpers is just kind of exactly on par with average $10 indie Zelda clones except with ridiculous graphics.
>Elliot>Various Daylife>Also Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days sounds like Naked Gun 33 1/3What is wrong with Square Enix?
>>742429986I used to blame localization, but at some point I started suspecting the suits at SE actually thought this naming mongolism was acceptable.
>>742414590Picrel easily
>>742420626>From proves you can absolutely make insanely profitable action JRPGsSouls games aren't JRPGs, and never were.
>>742414590It's just a 2D Zelda with a big budget. Nothing really bad about it.
>>742422235Elliot is the anglicized version of Elijah. There is a clan Elliot in Scotland. I'd say its pretty White. Its certainly better than your name, Prunesh
>>742418701People don't buy these games on Nintendo consoles. Steam and ps5 sales is all that mastered for Elliot.
>>742430609>Japanese RPG is not a JRPG
>>742431050>RPG played on a computer is not a CRPG
>>742422125At least pick an actually Evropean name. Like Andrew or George or whatever. Elliot is Middle-Eastern.
>>742431050JRPG simply meaning "RPG made in Japan" hasn't been true for almost 20 years
I was mildly interested, but then decided to try and play octopath 2, and I don't think I'd pay more than 8 or 9 euros for it.
>>742431310>Elliot is Middle-EasternElijah is hebrew. Which becomes Elias in French. Elias is then anglicized to Elliot in English.Interesting that you chose two Greek origin names. Is there a reason for that? Or did you just pick two names that have been historically significant in England?
>>742416064And that's why Steam Chart matters. You can boast about sales numbers all you want, but shitty games will always die fast. How many people do you think are still playing slops like Mario Tennis Fever and Cuckedbitch Ass Raiders?
>>742431050Fromsoft games don't have hundreds of hours of inane cutscenes, so they aren't JRPGs.
>>742414590Why is there so much hate for this game? I genuinely like it... it's probably my favorite Team Asano title so far. Even outside /v/ there are people who seem to actively despise it and call it straight-up garbage. It's not Mina the Hollower, sure, but it's still a really comfy little Zelda/Ys-inspired adventure.
>>742414773It's literally a tranny name.They should have called the game something manly, like Chad.
>>742414931>Nothing but 5 hours long shovelwareNintendo is dead.
>>742432430>It's not Mina the Hollower, sure, but it's still a really comfy little Zelda/Ys-inspired adventure.It costs sixty dollars. Mina (which you are implying is superior) costs twenty dollars. Also the princess won't shut the fuck up.
>>742432840>It costs sixty dollarshave you tried not being poor?
>>742415757same, zero point in attempting to 'discuss' anything with brown people who don't play video games.
>>742432840The princess is only present for the first 20 minutes and you can turn off the consistent chimes if one prefers a now silent adventure. Personally I like the consistency that I'm not alone in the journey.
>>742433072why would I pay $60 when there are numerous comparable games on Steam for significantly less?
I'm not paying full price for HD2D. It looks neat though.
>>742432840>turdworld brownoids think 60 clams is a lotgrim
>>742414590I'm playing it right now though. Like right now. On my NS2. The game is splendid.
>>742414590this is like offering a cupcake when dragalia lost offered the whole bakery. they need to stop milking final fantasy for turn based or action based, nobody cares anymore.
>>742431621Greece, not Israel, is the cradle of western civilization
>>742433261none of that is true
>>742414590Had this game come out on the PS1 back in the 90's it would be regarded as a masterpiece, up there with the likes of Chrono Trigger and FFVIIGames like this just cannot exist anymore in this modern market, zoomers are not like us, they don't have souls, it's not their fault i feel bad for them but still, they have shit taste and don't like games like these
>>742431325The problem with defining JRPGs based on gameplay is that it is entirely based on arbitrary characteristics and restrictions and falls apart when you realize how different games that are typically considered JRPGs are from each other. If your definition of JRPGs is that they're railroaded and cutscene heavy then that excludes games like early DQ, Metal Max, SMT, SaGa and EO.If your definition of JRPGs requires they're turn based then that excludes games like late FF, Tales and Star Ocean which people generally consider to be JRPGs. If it's something like "it has to be based on DQ" then that's a whole can of worms in itself because since the 90s most JPRGs have been doing everything they can to distance themselves from DQ.So far the only thing holding JRPGs together is Japanese aesthetics, but at that point you may as well say JRPG = RPG made in Japan
>>742433834it's more like terranigma than chrono trigger or final fantasy
>>742415562Sorry queen
>>742414590I can't buy this game due to my failed NEET exit. I started the job on the 21st but the salary is counted from the 20th to the 19th in every month, so I won't get paid until July 31st, and now I only have enough NEETbux for simple food...
>>742432430Team Asano is probably the most critically acclaimed gaming studio of the modern era, and Elliot is on par with Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy 7 (source: >>742433834). But not everyone in the real world can get the officially-approved opinion set from /v/. Real people see this as a $60 indie game from a poor indie studio and with terrible dialog (especially in the demo). Maybe Square Enix should invest in more online advertising like they did on 4chan so they can recondition everyone to like this game.
>>742430774This is why Nintendo should focus on their exclusives not on ports of games that will run better on Steam anyway
Personally I fucking despise how SE just gives their games out to every streamer they possibly can find, even ones with sub 100 viewers, yet expect the consoomer to spend 60 dollars on them. Makes me not want to buy anything from them because I'm being separated as the cattle paypiggy consoomer who doesn't deserve free things while the "elite" streamer does
eh I liked itHas some issues but they can be easily fixed in a sequel
>>742432691>The Adventures of CHADnow that sounds like a game I'd actually want to play
>>742414590>Focus, E
>>742422125kek do you make these threads, Elliot?
>>742439427she doesn't say that
>>742424168Holy fucking shit kek
>>742430553TRVKE
>>742414590too expensive. 2D games should be 30 bucks max, doesnt matter if it's 500 million years long.
The gameplay fun but the excessive cutscenes were terrible. Getting to the true ending is like 80% cutscenes.
most tendie slopturds
>>742433884What a load of horseshit. Faggots like you who intentionally misunderstand or obfuscate discourse piss me off the most. Whether you like it or not, JRPG has developed into a certain image in people’s minds whether you agree with it or not. You’re just as bad as Indians or Russians who think they’re included within “Asians” as a diaspora.
>>742422198Do people actually like Team Asano? They always seemed to make “diet RPGs” that people play while waiting for other stuff.
>>742441968It's a multiplat, jeet-kun.
