Are you enjoying Rhythm Paradise Groove?
>ass obsessed
>>742420343Bigger
>>742420343She didn't even end up in the final game.
>Reminder [schizophrenic word salad]
>>742420595Anon it's too early for this shit man, c'mon
>>742420595Something you wanna tell us?
>>742420595sounds like projection, no doubt something you're also into
>>742420595
I play real rhythm games
>>742420595I don't see how liking butts mutates you into a German.
>>742420595I've been comfortably sitting at rimjobs for 10 years
>>742420595based. I'm tired of anal faggots pretending their gay sex fetish is normal.
is the lag acceptable? reviews say to play on handheld presumably because their tv audio setup has shitty delay. but I thought the switch 2 lcd and inputs had awful delay in handheld.>>742421632I don't like keysounds
>>742420595Anon, it's time to put the internet down.
>>742420595I've enjoyed ass for years and years. Never started to like anal for a second.
>>742420595I like looking at ass but I'm still pretty disgusted by anal sex despite looking at porn for half my life
>>742422293the game has a delay configuration but obviously it has to depend on the tv/monitor and refresh rate, and also try to play it with a wired controller on the dock because wireless delay still exist. Otherwise the most accurate version is of course the handheld mode with joycons connected to the switch
Those green birds in the soccer minigame are so fucking cute.
>>742420343Someone post that videoThe -8 one
>>742420595same with feet. first its the toes, then the foot followed by the calf, leg, thigh, pelvis then groin
>>742423682he did an animation of that milf?
>>742420595I like ass but think that anal is gross and awkward and inconvenient when there's a perfectly good hole right there that is literally built for sex, I'm safe.
you guys are replying to a ragebait btw
>>742424475more like anal bait
Best 3 minigames? Across the whole thing.
>>742421632Pressing things in time with blocks falling from the top of the screen isn't actually rhythm games, if the game doesn't actually require sound, it has nothing to do with rhythm or music, you might as well be playing a shmup
>>742420595lol. Not untrue. Haven’t got into scat but me and my ex-side chick would piss all over eachother she’s gone now though and that’ll be a high I’m chasing forever
>>742424749i have to finish the game first to rank them
>>742420595What the fuck are you talking about
>>742426850you eat the poopoo
>>742420595mentally ill
>>742425624ok smartass you try playing iidx without sound
>>742427985i do this sometimes for horrible songs and i score the same
>>742420431tell me what's wrong with that.
Any BLACK SHOTAS for this OLD MOTHER HAG?
>>742429737Why black?
>>742420685The new version is also good
>>742420595>one post causes a coomer melty It's so easy
>Any BLACK SHOTAS for this OLD MOTHER HAG?
>>742420343I LOVE FEMALE FAT ASSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>742433161Me too
>>742420595Breh I just like the shape of them. This is like saying that liking breasts will make you obsessed with lactation play.
They nerfed her ass in the actual game
>>742421632>I steal (sample) other peoples' music while playing stolen drum tracks over them, while occasionally hitting a button to make it look like I'm going somethingYou should learn a real instrument and study music theory, wigger.
>>742428912He's gay so only man ass is ok
>>742434883No boy actually looks like this btw
>have to wait another day for my order while pirate scum (aka NIGGERS) enjoy the game for free
>>742434883HOLY
>>742435072they're nothing alike, retard
>>742420595They hated him, because he told them the truth
>>742420595Shut the fuck up faggot
>>742430847he's a fire emblem fan
>>742420343You can tell it's not an actual screenshot because the ass is actually well drawn instead of looking like a 2 year old drew it like all the actual in game art.
>>742429737stfu hershel goldstein
>>742434883She makes some of the juicest fattest asses but wastes her talent on yaoi, depressing.
>>742436007Well an artist works better if they draw what they like, so she's skilled with her preferences
>>742420343Goddammmnnnn
>>742435072This nigger thought a beatmania controller was real DJ equipment LMAO
>>742420595This literally has not happened to me and I've liked huge asses for 20 years.
>>742435190I mean you also could have just bought the game digitally or in person. It's not JUST pirates playing anymore, copefag.
>>742435926That's how it looked in the reveal, the art was downgraded in the final release.
god i love ass
>>742440892https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MfFhj5VppHI
There are some games I just literally cannot wrap my head around when it comes to the rhythm.
>>742420343ngghhhh...
>>742434883I'M NOT GAYI'M NOT GAYI'M NOT GAY
When I download the rom
>>742420343SEX
>>742444392in 3000 years
>>742440892Ton of black zesty males have a nice dumpy, it's in their genes
>>742434883Imagine being a younger sibling to one of them and they bully you by smothering you with their massive asses. Just.... Imagine....
>>742430847He loves cuckoldry.
>>742420343Only made it up to Remix 3 so far but my take is that it feels a bit on the weaker side in terms of RH, even compared to Megamix, but it still has charm. I'd need to play more to understand what it's really going for. Despite some of them being really good, they almost fall into forgettable.>GreatRolling CatsSlice n Dice Ass LadyRemix 2Munchy Dinosaur>Didn't expect to like as much as I didPopping Bubbles (yes!)The CarsUmbrella Boys is charmingFrogs is pretty low here but it was still better than expected>StinkersSneezy Moon is really bad, its quirky with no substance, feels like it only stands to be a heckin Sneaky Spirits referenceFrisbee Dog is a bit weak, seems like a bit of a flavorless Exhibition Match
>>742420343ngghh.....
>>742420595Only true if you're Brazilian or German.
>>742438732>She kinda bad though, is that Frost?
>>742446435>Sneezy Moon is really bad>Frisbee Dog is flavorless Exhibition MatchHow is it possible to have two dogshit takes back to back like this? Sneezy Moon is excellent and Disc Dog is Exhibition Match if Exhibition Match actually had a song instead of basically nothing.
>>742420343ruined
>>742446435Popping Bubbles is shit because the game punishes you for pressing the button to hear the guy say "yes"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeIm0JdWzDM
>>742420343>Filter every post itt discussing the OP image's ass or replying to the thread derailing retard>Out of 90 posts (91 now with my reply) only like 22 of them are actually talking about vidyaCool fucking thread you mentally ill retards.
>>742420343Stop polluting this board with your godawful retarded masturbation material you failed abortion.
>>742448875The state of /v/ , brown retarded underage and ugly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohZpkOCh0aU
>>742448361>Rhythm Heaven FeverMinigame tends to tell its own story through:>Gameplay (The Donk-Donkers are on their way to find Rhythm Heaven!)>Gameplay mixups (The clouds blocking the badminton guys discovery of finding a new island!)>Ranking scene (Haha the Screwbots are actually giant robots!?)So far Groove is mostly just >Well shit we need a mixup>Here's a black circle spotlight>Oh wait that wouldnt work for this one, here's something blatantly covering the screen for you>Story? What story?
>>742420595Where do you think you are?
>>742448875>>742448991insane samefagging + gay
>>742420595Jokes on you fag, I don't even plan on having sex
>>742450362Yeah okay, everyone derailing the thread to hnnng about goonslop asscheeks is also a samefag then. Kill yourself, nigger.
>>742420343Why the fuck is every girl in this game either ugly, a danger hair, or brown?
>>742442831watch and listen to the assistance videos, it can really help
>>742450789It’s not fat. The statue depicts a pregnant woman.
>>742450529There are plenty of waifus in the tea minigame. You'll know when you get there
>>742420343Hop N Slide is still filtering me to get a perfect on, I hate this shit.
>>742424749Can't pick out 3 from these 5Sneezy Moon, Veggie Mama, Lightning Bolting, Alien Alphabet, Umbrella Bros>>742442831The input timing for this one is a 1-2-3 and you're supposed to swing on the 3When the ghosts spawn, you hear the japanese drum do a 1-2 and then the spirits attack on the threeThere's a decent amount of audio noise for that minigame, but try to isolate the sound so you just listen to the drum doing the 1-2 when ghosts spawn
>>742434883>blackwhiplash
>>742446435>Sneezy MoonI originally went into this with a low opinion as I also thought it was just going to be a reskinned Sneaky Spirits, but I think it stands on its own pretty well, and the 2nd one is goodDisc Dog genuinely is lame though yea, it's too repetitive and boring, Fever's Exhibition Match was way better at being a beat counter
>>742428912Butts are gross, poop and pee come out of them. Why would you want to get your penis covered in poop and pee
>>742424358I only like anal in 2D.
>>742452739>Flattening your cock just to stand having analFake anal fan
>>742452883>Flattening your cockNo anon, that's a completely different fetish
>>742452931Well how else do you have 2D anal, genius?
>>742420343No.If I wanted this much brutal difficulty I'd be playing that touhou rhythm game.
I’m through 7 remixes, here are my thoughts>The games feel more technically complex. More instructions and inputs. A part of me likes it as it brings the series forward, but another part likes how simpler they were in the older games>Visuals are great. I love Takeuchi’s artstyle and the differing ways to make each game feel distinct, especially with the camera movements>Songs are whatever. I don’t remember them, but they aren’t bad. Maybe time just needs to set in a bit>Holy fuck I hate Hop N Slide, Sneezy Moon, and Yum-Bot. Cant get used to them at allOverall it is more Rhythm Heaven and I can’t help but love it
>>742453731>Hop N Slide
>>742453731I've beaten the game and am currently doing perfects and Alien Alphabet is the only song that's stuck in my headRemix 5 and 16 are my favs>Overall it is more Rhythm Heaven and I can’t help but love itHope the game sells well enough so that we get more
>>742420343For 1 frame I thought this was a nude apron image and sadly got disappointed.
>>742453868 I snickered when she said "This is by design!" in the second game
>>742430847snoy owner
>>742453731On the 3rd column myself. My initial impressions:Songs aren't as good as previous installments. Some of the cues are kind of annoying, such as the moon's sneezes and the humming in the tomato chopping minigame. The "Alright" in disc dog is cute.Remix 1 and 2 didn't really shake up the visuals at all. Hopefully this isn't the case for the othersThe designs of the characters feels like a step down. All the girls are just rectangles, like the one in disc dog and the magic casting side game. It just kinda sticks out because the girls in Fever were cute. I love the little umbrella guys though.I feel like Groove will be mid-tier in the series overall. It's not as good as Fever or DS, which is my favorite in the series overall. Groove will go up a full tier if it brings back the drum lessons from GBA though.
>>742420595greetings from germany
>>742454518>Remix 1 and 2 didn't really shake up the visuals at all. Hopefully this isn't the case for the othersPretty much isOut of 20 remixes, only 7 of them have changed visuals (including the autumn leaves in remix 2)
“Why yes, I’m a Built to Scale enjoyer.”
>>742421461It might be the tonality that gave it away?
Is there Switch version the same as the Switch 2 version or does it have unique shit? I may grab this to emulate - I'm happy its come out for Switch at all.
>>742454713YOU STOLE MY MEME YOU FUCKING NIGGERdo you think any devs of the game browse this board?
>>742454748there's only the switch version, the switch 2 supports the higher resolutions possible when in handheld or docked but it uses the normal switch cartridge (like other games that just had updates) and the content of the game doesn't change
>>742454713weirdest mini game graphics award.
>>742420595n-no!
>>742454968THat's pleasing to hear. Thanks anon.
>>742455629no problem
>>742456031Jeez, Shitendo really went all out with their dei budget for this game.
I'm getting filtered by Yum Bot 2, I can't perfect it
>>742420595Nah I have always been a scatfag but never cared for asses and anal is just boring.
>lockstep equivalent mini game>at some point the bus drops a fucking moaithey did that on purpose did theyfirst tried it though
>>742451025all women and all men should look like this
>>742420343anal
>>742456378
>emulating the game>reached remix 3 while getting a superb first try in every gameMuh inputlag is a fucking meme. Just git gud you niglords
>>742453868Best part of the game so far.
>>742456592Nice meme and this stage was fucking hilarious and probably dirt cheap to make.
>>742456875literally nobody ITT is complaining about input lag
>>742457185You faggots complained about it when I asked how it emulated a few threads ago. Complete dishonest shitters.
what a cutie <3
Is she in the game anywhere? Any cameo where she’s in the background of a minigame? She’s like the second mascot of the franchise behind Karate Joe.
The game is fun but I'm sorely disappointed by how it looks compared to Fever, the last HD Rhythm Heaven from 15 years ago.It feels like there's no real direction with the art, like they let intern artists do whatever the fuck they wanted. Ko Takeuchi's art style which regresses by the year is also a huge factor.
>>742457292I told you tranny that it had zero input lag
>>742458943Cameo, yeah. Literally that exact render.
>>742457410Hayato stop being a creep. This isn't right
>3 programmerswew
>>742458943Cameo in the A for effort game
>>742459165Buy her game
Sneezy Moon has no business being in Level 3
>>742420343They killed her because her ass was too sexy... I like the hair of the new girl, but they hid her hips.
>>742457410Speaking of cuties
>>742420343How do you get 5 stars in beat adventures?Do you have to get a critical hit on every note?
>>742459184A for effort was so fucking funny.
Stole the show.
>>742420343>game only gets good with fan editsSad!>>742435190>famitsukek meltylmao
I think she’s been cooking too much…Or not enough
>>742452519this is average ass enjoyers fantasy. tits are clean at least
>>742420595I dunno about that, I've always loved asses and anal sex but I've always hated what comes out of them at other times, and that hasn't changed for decades.If anything, my disgust has cooled my ardor for anal sex, not the other way around.
>>742420343The art style looks a bit weird in places in a way that Fever didn't, but it's serviceable. The budget was probably lower than they wanted. The menus are super gross though and I'm appalled that Nintendo shipped this. Looks unfinished.
>>742461378This is the least they could have done
>>742461378Solo play not being the default option is especially egregious. "About" should be at the bottom, or at least below the main gameplay options.
>>742462112It is the default though? The about option is at the top but the option selected by default when the game is opened in the solo play option.>>742461886This also doesn't include the rhythm reference, sound studio, and video examples options.
>>742461378Probably went a bit overboard with accessibility autism
>>742420595huh?
>>742462463That can be fixed
What the fuck I don't understand Can Do at all.
I fucking hate the faggot flan robot mini game. The chime you get for a successful input isn't in time with the music and it fucks me up all the time
>>742462664you just gotta crush the cans bro, don't you want a promotion?
>>742420595trvke
>>742462664You're playing to a 1-2-3-4 pattern for each canRed cans have the target do a 1-2, you need to time your input to a 3, and the hammer swing is a 4Blue is the same thing, but with different timing
>>742461378Really? This is Nintendo entire modus operandi now though. This isn't any different from the dogshit switch menu. I fucking hate the font they use. >>742462112And yeah about being at the top instead of solo play is a crime against humanity.
>>742463009It's the fucking second beep that throws me off beat every time, I hate this audio cue. The target on the can isn't 1-2, it's like 1-1.5.
>>742463527when i have a problem understanding a cue i find watching the example in the training helps a lot, you just need to memorize the sequence including your input until it's second nature
Why is Beatspell so damn good, and why is it so fucking hard to consistently land crits in it?
>chopping game>From her partnerCouldn't help yourself, could you Treehouse?
>>742463984It's the cat you retard
>>742463984It's the cat
>>742459938massive downgrade
I've had more fun with the "guess the rabbit" game than anything new i've played this year
>>742420343Ashley on the Moon stage
>>742463860I feel like I'm not really learning the rhythm if I just grind out the timing.
>>742420595this is true as fuck, just look at western artists on twitter vs eastern, completely anal obsessed. also leads into lust for trannies
>>742420595i just opened the thread what the fuck, man
>>742464759it's over assbros
>>742464705
>>742464705barista FUCKS?
>>742464705Y
>>742465001wtf
>>742464705>>742465001What did they mean by this?
>>742420595What's the slippery slope for liking feet?
I'm playing through the singleplayer without visuals for my first playthrough, and it's been a cool experience. They truly went the extra mile to make sure that you could navigate and do everything in this game blind, there are audio cues for everything.I've beaten up to Remix 5 so far and I can already tell that I'm gonna get fucked when I reach the remixes that take from everywhere doing things like this.
>>742464705>>742465001White women, am I right?
>>742465195There's a mode that makes the screen completely black, so yeah, it's designed to be played blind.
is it gonna get a 4k 120fps switch 2 version, it should.
>>742465590>120fpsI'd bet my left nut this game has elements hard synced to the current frame rate that wouldn't work at 120fps.
>>742462463>the option selected by default when the game is opened in the solo play option.Not for me.
>>742465907huh, it is for me although i have the audio text assistance on the highest setting
>>742433575
>>742464063>>742464062I know that, and you know that, but you know they worded it like that for the gays.
>mini games takes place during Double Date
>>742466684DEEPEST LORE
tell me there's smut of her already
there's triple perfects now: https://www.reddit.com/r/rhythmheaven/comments/1ulgnh0/rainbow_star_perfect_in_groove/?share_id=uMM5JbORpDgqfl3EgPBXp
I will, if I can get Ryujinx to FUCKING BEHAVE
>>742420343i wish i had this body type but with a cute widdle femme penis. too bad im a 6'5" built gigachad with a big fat cock : /
>>742420343>remixes don't change the minigame graphics for their theme anymore>they didn't even bother dubbing the music>failing doesn't count as failing anymoreFeels kinda soulless.
>>742467579>remixes don't change the graphicsThey do here and there, but it's definitely more Tengoku like in not really having themed remixes. And also implementing the d-pad again (Megamix doesn't count). >they didn't bother dubbing the musicGood.>failing doesn't count as failing anymoreI find this really depends. Some songs are way stricter than others with the bits they want you to hit.
I'm already on world 4 and I'm waiting for them to pull the rug, nothing so far has had any twists or difficulty spikes other than the hurdle BPM increase
>>742467579>remixes don't change the minigame graphics for their theme anymoresome still do>they didn't even bother dubbing the musicthey didn't for megamix, at least this time they didn't remove the vocals>failing doesn't count as failing anymorewhat does this even mean, there's still try agains and what not
>>742467543don't worry bro I'm 5 6 and weight 121, with 14% body fat, and a small cock. I'm here for you
>>742420343>failing a Perfect on the very last inputName on 1(One)(Uno) feeling worse than this
>>742467924failing a perfect because you pressed the input an extra time at the end
>>742467924making an input after the game's over because you find it fun
>>742467675you're only a quarter of the way through, there's twisty/harder stages later on
>>742420343I just played the A game lmao. What the fuck were they thinking with the random stock photos
man i want to be a cynic too but i just finished remix 9 and you guys are crazy for saying this isn't as soulful its different but it still has souli'll trade 20 remixes for 9 with different visualsremix 5 visuals make up for it tooAnd to think im not even halfway doneold scoring also came back on the other sidekino>>742467527use Eden
>>742467480>you have to get 3 perfects in a row then do it blind in 80 games for 100% completionThat's 5 perfects per game minimum
>>742464553Most overrated Wario character
>>742451025Sause
>>742467480>get triple perfects on yum bot 2 and high five 2I'll pass
>>742464705Didn't knew this game has.a dog fucker in it
I don't understand the back up dancer game.
should i buy this? i never played the series but i've got some money in my nintendo account and i do like rhythm games.
>>742468945OW!
>>742468127Ironically I was feeling a little cynical till I got to Bside and that remixados music is so LAME
>>742429737>Blackew>ShotasI'm listening...
So more anons had problems installing the game on their switch (https://www.reddit.com/r/SwitchPirates/comments/1ukxooy/having_some_trouble_launching_rhythm_heaven/), I wasn't alone yesterday when I told you the game was failing, I'm trying another method (awoo installer with ns-usbploader), will report in a moment.
>>742420343Yes, but can't do first mini game perfectly for shit, despite it being easyMage adventure is pretty fun, wish it was a full game
What killed the hype? Sales are low
>>742464553Holy shit thank you.
>>742468976>should i buy this?yes
Will this game make me good at parry slops like sekiro and elden ring?
>>742468127Done. It works.How are you guys liking the game so far? Should I play it in english or japanese (if it even gives me the option to change)?
>>742470165no
The rhythm games aren't really as charming as I was hoping and don't measure up to previous titles, it feels like they had a shoestring budget and rushed everything, they probably reanimated every rhythm game in the last year which is why we didn't see that character from the trailer. They don't seem to get very creative with the games, they have like one little twist and are too simple.I don't like the accessibility autism either, they went too far with it, it feels like the game is designed for blind people first.Rhythm heaven megamix was like the perfect rhythm heaven game and i wish this game was more like it, with more ports from old games and a lame little story would be nice.I'm sorry but I'm disappointed with this game despite really looking forward to it.
>>742420595>Reminder ass is a slippery slope fetish. You start liking asses then you will start liking anal sex only, then you will want to smell anal fumes and it ends with you asking women to shit inside your mouth
>>742464705>they westernized the game
>>742470871kek
>>742469790okay, you've convinced me. i'm buying it.
>>742468976Yes. But it is an actual rhythm game and not a reflex test rhythm game (which means I suck at it).
I wish it gave you any indication at all of what the fuck it's doing for the tv calibration thing.
>>742470509>Rhythm heaven megamix was like the perfect rhythm heaven game and i wish this game was more like it, with more ports from old games and a lame little story would be nice.Awful opinion, the story was the absolute worst part of Megamix and makes a heavily gameplay focused series take way longer than it should and makes the pacing feel like pure shit.
>>742468945what are you having trouble with anon
>>742471115Same, because when I went to try Spellcast it basically told me my TV sucks and I need to buy a new one.
Dude this looks like a Roger Dean background!Now I see what that anon meant by reference to Yes.
>>742420595I've loved ass for like, 15 years. Why would I want to fuck a butthole if there's a pussy?
holy shit, beatspell is not fucking around. Chapter 5 and i am kinda getting overwhelmed.
>>742468945I know right? I'm too busy drooling over the idol to learn how to play it properly :D
It’s been so long since I’ve looked forward to a games release and just had a good time playing it when it comes out, no notes. Big stupid grin on my face the whole time, banger after banger. The dungeon crawler spell casting game somehow made an “endless” game fun. Holy fuck how did we stop accepting this as the standard of gaming, just pop in a cart and instantly have fun FUCK I’m having such a good time and it’s all new shit so far, no “ahh member game from ds but scuffed???” no “oh it’s coming in a patch in a month” Just new fun game!!! How crazy is that???Yippeeeeee
>>742471367Just press buttons in right order This is game for 8 years old kidsHow the fuck can you be overwhelmed?
>>742470509>Rhythm heaven megamix was like the perfect rhythm heaven gameIt could have been if the story wasn't really long and wasted so many minigames on being ultra simple versions of preexisting onesLike Sneaky Spirits for example does not need an even simpler version when the original is already very easyThay aside the side content is great and it does have a good amount of minigames.If Megamix didn't have all those filler minigames and instead brought back some more old ones and made more new ones it'd be one of the best
>>742470165unironically it can help, because much of souls combat can be distilled down into a rhythm game. I recently started fighting Promised Consort Radahn and revisiting Rhythm Heaven helped me get better at that fight
>>742471431i am not 8 years old anymore... i guess that's the issue.idk, i picked the lightning spell and trying to juggle between it and the healing spell is tripping me up constantly.
>>742471419She would have been so cute if she were in a past rhythm heaven game
>>742471452it had a good minigame lineup and a lot of extra games you could play in the museum area. however i didn't play Fever so maybe thats why i'm so fond of it. It would have been nice to get more classic games, because I don't think the new games are as good as in previous games.
>>742420595You're a literal fucking faggot pussy if you wouldn't eat or fuck a girls ass
>>742471598I liked some of the new ones like the cat trio one but yea more ports of the old games would've been great>i didn't play Feveryou should give that one a shot, still holds up
I need all the artwork of these guys you got
>>742420595cope harder I've liked asses for as long as I remember and if anything I came to dislike anal
>>742420595liking ass is not optional, you faggot.a woman with big tits and no ass will look terrible but a woman with a flat chest will still look alright if she's got some ass.
>>742435184>No boy actually looks like this btwBubblebumbutt says hiLuana Moraes tooAnd Sereia MelAnd PatrappaReally, basically any latina or brazillian femboy
My first try again...it's so over...
Fruit flex is literally impossible>>742472831For me it was easiest one, and first one I got medal for
>>742471249Has anyone made this into a wallpaper yet?
>>742473076>and first one I got medal forthis was feed the beast 2... which is in the second to last column
>>742472365>a woman with a flat chest will still look alright if she's got some assThat build has its own appeal
>>742472831My first actual loss was in the second moon game
>>742420595Now I'm mad
YOU CANT DO DISCDOG PICTURE IN PICTURE
>first mini-game I got a try again on was backup dancers 2I got it on a third attempt but fuck, the tutorial of all things for that mini-game fucked me up for like 20 minutes. Some tutorials feel harder than the actual minigames themselves.
>>742474179>Some tutorials feel harder than the actual minigames themselves.Very trueSome of the showcases are so bad in showing how the rhythm timing worksI hate the vocal cues for the dancer games, they're too distracting
i did it friends.43 medals and only 3 perfects so still a bit to go.Also what the hell is night mode she mentioned? I think lounge lady also talked about it but i have no clue what it is.Unless one of the perfect rewards tells you about it?
bom bom chak
>still have plenty of minigames to go>spent most of my time in Beatspell insteadGod damn, I wish there was more of this mode. I would play a standalone game of this with more content.
any chance of DLCs for this?
/v/ is a hag board thoughbeit.
>>742474941Night Mode is a separate thing to unlock for each minigame, it makes everything black so you're blind, but to unlock it you need to triple perfect it (yes really)So basically this is what you need to do for each minigame>Get Superb>Beat the perfect challenge>Perfect the minigame 3 times in a row (unlocks rainbow perfect)>Beat the game in night mode (adds a yellow star next to the rainbow perfect icon)
>>742475349that sounds horrible.I'll stick with aiming for medals and perfects for now.
Weird how there no season pass for itFirst mario kart, and now this.Nintendo really losing easy money on games that would benefit from long support
>>742475462Yea I'm not a fan of having to do so many perfect runs without fucking up onceI wish the devs at least changed how perfects worked for this game since they were adding that, like it'd be nice if I could be allowed to perfect a minigame at anytime instead of waiting for the challenge to pop up
I don't understand why the mom ass game had to be changed but ones like pic related still exist and it's not like every single game in rhythm heaven history has used Ko Takeuchi's art style There was even a couple 3D games in DS
>>742475592>like it'd be nice if I could be allowed to perfect a minigame at anytime instead of waiting for the challenge to pop upi am convinced it is like that solely because they know people will fuck up more when it actually counts lol.Otherwise i don't get the idea behind perfect challenges either. I am pretty sure i perfected a couple games on the first attempt but as soon as i only get 3 attempts to do it again i fuck up on the first note 3 times in a row.Do perfect challenges pop up faster once i get all medals? i think that's how megamix did it, but i didn't play anything before.
>>742476328>i am convinced it is like thatSadly not because I've perfected some games already and just got the standard Superb ranking, perfecting is still only allowed if the challenge pops up>i don't get the idea behind perfect challenges eitherYeah I don't see the point of them being random popups with 3 chances while rainbow perfects require 3 perfects in a row which is a very high requirement on some minigames>Do perfect challenges pop up faster once i get all medals?I want to say yes since I pretty much see perfects pop up but maybe it's placebo
>>742465001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY2u5f6lTiI
>>742467579I actually LOVED that they didn't localize the remixes.
>>742468082Ludokino of the highest caliber.
>>742467579>they didn't even bother dubbing the musicThis is a positive because localizers aren't given a chance to fuck up the songs
>>742464705https://youtu.be/GY2u5f6lTiI
>>742468976hell yes
>>742470509Gay nigger detected.
>>742420343Yes, the little happy aliens on Lighting Bolting are cute.
>>742471115What it's doing is that it's calculating the average offset between your response time and the TV's lag.HDTVs don't handle twitch-based gameplay well, like rhythm games. That's why Rhythm games calibrate on HDTVs to compensate for HDMI lag, a few hundreds of milliseconds give or take depending on your TV.If your TV has a "Game Mode" or a "Fast Response" mode, you need to enable it to play music games comfortably.
>>742471419based
>>742471425Based anon.
>>742420343Built
to scale
>>742476672Yeah but sometimes they can still make something soulful, I suppose.
>>742476995For BWC
>>742477514Holy based. Shame about the dubs though
LEMON
>>742477514No such thing
Are all the stages after row 6 just repeats? I’m on my second row of repeat games I don’t like it
>>742420595I've been an assman my entire life and have looked at some depraved things, but I have never been into anal
>>742477720Have you ever played a Rhythm Tengoku before?
>>742477692Giga cope. Pajeets like you are the ones with tiny peepees
>>742464424Absolute state of the gaming industry.
>>742477760No this is my first. And say Rhythm Heaven faggot you aren’t Japanese
>>742420343I didn't know there was a new rhythm heaven game and thought this was a parody hgame and now I'm disappointed
>>742477768Pajeets are the only ones with bwc fetish delusions
>>742477821No.
My first perfecto...I love this song so much, it's so catchy>>742477720No the final new game you get is on remix 14you get a mix of hard mode versions and new minigames
What is this face trying to convey?
>>742478107head empty + smug
>Start up remix 8>Hits me with the remix 10 treatment of doing all the games I’d done up until that point>Felt kinda early for that>The reading robot says it’s time for a break>The top option on the leftmost column finally unlocks>It flips the entire menu to introduce the next batch of games>The difficulty starts to rise>Superb and Just OK were here the whole timeI take back any complaint I had this game is amazing actually.
>>742478039Lmao I can see why it was $40. Pretty good but “80 minigames” was a bit of a lie
>>742475897Because Treehouse says Twitter sensibilities come first.
>>742478107the entire contents of her brain are the player character sprites for her game
so it gives you a little counter when you redo a perfect challenge...this is gonna be horrible for perfectionists/completionists.
>>742470268There's no discernible difference between English and Japanese besides the actual written language, vocal music is unlocalized
>>742478107secks
Where did the soul go, all the characters are soulless
the flipside animation takes so long reeeee
>>742478976It is a little annoying when I'm on the front or back and it has to drag me over to the other side to show me there's a go for perfect available before putting me back where I was.
>can't even finish training in the backup dancer>level itself has left/right turns on top of that
>>742479028Backup dancer took me a few tries to get the hang of. It gets harder in backup dancer 2
>>742479028>>level itself has left/right turns on top of thati mean the training would explain those if you didn't skip it.what's filtering you? stop elbowing your co dancers in the face.
Honestly they should have kept it at 40 games, half the remixes are god awful and a lot of the sequel games don't need to exist. There are good tracks in there but fuck me so many are mediocre slop that doesn't even touch the worst songs from previous games. They should have spent the extra effort making the songs they already had better
why does someone keep trying to force this narrative that this game is lacking soul or whatever
>>742479265The only sequel game I've felt kinda sucked was Stop N Go N Stop 2 which featured literally no new mechanics or mixups or anything, and it even felt easier than the first one.
>>742479326Nothing better to do than just hate everything.
>>742478107
>>742466917Why is she a rectangle? Makes me feel like an unironic pedo just looking at her.
>>742478761not true, narrator-chan says pi instead of bee
>>742470509Based Megamix enjoyer. It really is overhated.
>>742480006what, did you want her to have a narrow waist and child bearing hips as well, you sick fuck?how about a crop top, thigh high boots and a micro skirt that has her thong peeking out as well, you freak?
>>742478729I actually managed to get a triple perfect on alphabet 1I'm actually hyped
>>742478107>>742479964well, ackshually
beatspell is pretty good
>>742480462Still a tie between this and the first bossa nova track for my favorite BGM from this
Her name is Sachiko Diamond
>>742480672I am so bad at it but it is fun as hell. chapter 1 was my only 5 star and chapter 2 was 4 stars.the fact chapter 6 introduced dodging is sick and i can't wait to see what the next chapters do
it's so comfy reading all the discussions about the game while im jerking off to that fat milf ass
lust provoking vehicle.
>>742481198Bro how
>>742475349I find it really funny that they added text-to-speech to allow blind people to play it more easily and then they add a blind mode.Imagine explaining to a blind guy he has to perfect a stage 3 times to get the privilege to play with a black screen.
>>742481362you aren't currently thinking about giving backshots to that car only to have its rear lights come on and stare at you while you nut in the exhaust pipe?
>>742479326the game is really well made (debatably even moreso than every other game in the series) and the flaws it has all come from modern flaws of nintendo and modern industry design trends in general>overabundance of electronic music>sacrificing aesthetic for accessibility>sanitized designs (they probably saw minus8 shit)>muh representation (tons of tan characters and generally less appealing color schemes in the environment all around)if this game was made 10-20 years ago it would be by far the best in the series
>>742480462FINALLY stopped choking at the end and got my first Night Mode clear!Here's a vid for you anons so you can see what Night Mode is like if any of you are curious!Wish I recorded the triple perfect, but I wasn't even expecting to get it kekhttps://litter.catbox.moe/u13s68ifpojpnlze.webmOne funny detail is if you make a mistake, the moon wakes up and the visuals come back for a sec before going dark again.Wish this gamemode existed in the previous games, would love to have a Night Mode thing for doing Fever's Remix 9, Bossa Nova, Love Rap, Wrestler, Tap Troupe, DS' DJ and Lockstep, Megamix's Samurai 2 and Remix 3 etcI REALLY wish you could just get perfects by beating the games normally though so you can start triple perfecting them.I'm going to lose my mind trying to triple perfect Yum Bot 2 and High Five 2.>>742480809Crabs 2 and Remix 16 are pretty comfy songs, but yea I love Alien Alphabet, the song is so catchy
>>742481362Ask the devs, they agree.
i just started the game, got a medal first try on the first game, not on the umbrella one though. fun so far, considering i like rhythm stuff i probably should have checked this series out earlier
>>742481754good job! 79 stages left to do that on.Also, i see. Hop N Slide really is filtering all of us, huh?I am currently trying to medal all of the frontside and the only things left is remix 5, alien alphabet 2, sneezy moon 2 and fucking Hop N Slide.God, i fucking hate that for a column 2 game.
how's the multiplayert. no friends
>>742482130i'm still going, Hop, Stop N Roll was fucking adorable
>>742481198anon no
>>742481674>(tons of tan charactersmeds
>>742482717nevermind i just needed to complain about it. Also got the medal on alien alphabet 2.Now all that's left is remix 5 and sneezy moon 2 on the frontside.for how much of a banger remix 5 is at some point i can't stand it anymore.
>>742420343https://x.com/ratetaso3/status/2072966118852173974
>>742465157When I was a kid I had a dream about a "foot licking contest". Basically the staff had spider webs in a spray can (???) and they sprayed it on cute girls' feet. The goal was, of course, to lick them clean.I've started liking feet ever since that dream.
>>742484608anon YESSSS!
>>742420343Daaaaaaamn I look like this?
>get to flipside>suddenly start actually losing mini-games So I guess this is where the rhythmlets get filtered.
i just got my first perfectit was Pop, Don't Drop
>>742485429haha yeah*gropes*
There are no Perfects anymore?
>>742486472There's perfects, and they also added triple perfects (perfecting a game three times in a row) to unlock "night mode" where you play the game completely blind, which you also have to perfect. So that's five perfects you have to do for each game.These devs are fucking evil.
>>742486472now, i haven't played the previous titles so i don't know how different it is herebut after playing for a while i got a notification that i could go back to a certain game and try for a perfect, and i got 3 tries until that chance went away for a bit. i did manage to get a perfect the second time on another game though.
>>742486607at least megamix did perfect challenges pretty much the same way.I don't know about older games.
>>742486586Wew, I don’t know if I’m up for that>>742486607I see. I expected just doing a perfect run would give you a perfect. I’ve only played the DS game a long time ago so I might’ve forgotten
>>742487001>I see. I expected just doing a perfect run would give you a perfect.yeah, i was pretty surprised when i finished the cooking game, pretty sure i perfected it, without getting some acknowledgment for it. makes sense now obviously.
>>742482717I was working my way through the medals but kinda got distracted with perfect attempts, I think right now all I got on frontside is yea hop n slide and yum bot 2 and most of the other side is the remixes
>>742461378you're meant to play it blind
>>742476672FO SHO
>>742477821rizumu hebun
>>742484678Remix 5 was the toku themed remix right? I got caught out by the changed timings of the red lightning bolts and the butterflies on that oneIt felt like the usual timing of the butterflies had to be delayed by one beat which felt off
is she actually supposed to look like thiswhat is this
>>742481674these bitches ain't got no drip
>>742487516Those are 2026 standards, you aren't allowed to even look at cute things, get on with the times chud.
I liked bits and bops more.
>>742464705>>742465001>Make one of the best RH girls next to the red dress girl>dog'dthis meme isn't funny anymore, i'm getting worried now
>>742487496yeah, i think the butterflies are what's mostly dragging my score down. and the slow patterns on the wipers I sometimes mess up a little.>>742487516i think she's supposed to be some weird alien lady?They really went out of their way to give everyone an absolute rectangular torso to mak them as non-lustprovoking as possible and avoid another minus8 video, didn't they? is that guy even still alive?
>>742487964But it's like free advertising! Why would they ignore free advertising! It's literally never stopped them from making sexy Warioware characters, or making princess peach hot, I legitimately do not understand the thought process here unless it truly is just unfinished or rushed artwork
>>742487964i mean yeah i guess it's a spacesuit or something, but why is it just pure gray? keep her flat but give it some color at least jesus
>>742488058this is by design
>>742488026not like it stops anyone from drawing porn anyway.see OP.Or the guy who wants to fuck a car.
>>742475305>One of the few artists that draws lusty MILFs that actually look like MILFs.>Deep into cuckshit.God tests my patience every fucking day.
>>742488404>Or the guy who wants to fuck a car.they are actually just inviting even more deranged people by sifting out all the generic porn artists but leaving all the sickos
>>742488404>Or the guy who wants to fuck a car.everyone in this thread wants to fuck that slut car, don't pretend otherwise
>>742420595You're right, but /v/ wasn't ready to hear that.
>>742487953dat bulge
>>742488441>gross degenerate is into gross degenerate thingswooooooow kys porn addict
>>742420343GOD I LOVE THICK CHICKS IN APRONS FUCK
The director's the same as the first 2 gamesFever and Megamix didn't have a singular director apparently (he didn't work on those at all)
Is it just my imagination or are the individual minigames longer than they've been in the past?
>>742490043Megamix did, Fever didn't
>>742477448Agreed.>"Hey now- here is my song. For you, yeah that's right. I wished that I was yours but I'm too shy, I suppose."
>>742482949I just put one joycon in each hand and play 2 player that wayIt’s just Rhythm Heaven but taking turns so it’s good. I do really like how there’s both competitive and cooperative games.
bros what the fuck.I suck too much for chapter 8 in beatspell
this game rules. have there been any other rhythmkinos this generation, or even last? it’s making me want to play more
>>742491601Rhythm Doctor was great
Fever dubbed songs were so good with aimee blackschleger
>windshell one
>>742491601there is a whole series of rhythm heaven games. you should try the GBA rhythm tengoku its the easiest to emulate
I swear I'm going insane, the characters are looking just kinda off in this entry, not ugly per se but just off looking, I guess it's like how an anon said but the boxy designs for the chracters bodies just feels really weirdAnyways I'd also like to ask if there's any remix like remix 8 from ds, don't tell me what remix it is just if there is or no
>>742491545well, i did it. with 3 continues.chapter 8 taking away the rhythm ring around your character is some bullshit.And the boss was way too high BPM for me to keep up with.>unlocks a proper roguelike modethis is sick.
>>742478729That's actually so evil, what the hell were they thinking
>>742491601If you want something very similar to Rhythm Heaven, there's Bits and Bops although it's kinda short. Melatonin is also similar gameplay-wise but with far less changes in art between minigames
>>742493413something called melatonin sounds like the faggiest shit ever
>>742493228There's a bit more after that too. You can unlock an extra version of that mode that takes away the backflip
>>742457410>>742459042She is cute, in a non-romantic way.I was hoping, in the end, they would show she is actually Karate Guy's daughter.
>>742464553Fucking awesome
Round 2 moon level is insanemetal theme goes hard
>>742420343She doesn't have all that.
The Wii game raped me but this has been more agreeable so far. Why did remix 1 have lyrics in the demo but not in the full game?
Are there any more Warioware cameos other than Ashley and Mona?
>>742493924did you get a different demo from the rest of us?
There's a brapping minigame???
>>742494023yes
>>742420343
>>742494052I misremembered it being the remix and not the dinosaur one.
>>742420343Have been here so long I thought those were used condoms.
>>742493924You'll get raped again when you get to the other side
how do you react without sounding mad?
>>742420343Ok i've nonstop fapped to this for 15 hoursnow i need an edit with a bigger size (possibly hyper) to start another one
>>742482949I just am playing one minigame a day with my mom.She sucks but the game is lenient and as long as I do good it doesn't matter She actually carried me in the tennis one today but I don't think she noticed and I am not going to compliment her
>>742420595poop is too much for me, but i do jerk it to anal jelly stuff every once in a blue moon
>>742495317now i miss playing mario party with my mom...>I am not going to compliment hermonster
>>742477448IIIIIIII suppose HAI
>>742495628as god intended
>>742481921slutty ass cars got me feeling like a dragon
>>742494448wariowhere
>>742486586>they made a fucking blind simulatoris that the final level of accessibility? Does tsunku have a blind personal friend who he made this game for specifically?
>>742452519Vaginas are even more gross. Blood, piss, yeast, other body fluids, and most disgustingly other people come out of them.
>this game has a rhythm Roguelike RPG modeOh boy, at least 20 retarded gay Californians are making a clone of this in unity right fucking now
Can you pirate this with Yuzu?
>>742497535yes and it actually plays better there than on real hardware
Is there anyone ever that did the multiplayer minigames in fever with two people? I tried once and it was awful, budsters have no rhythm, playing with two remotes awesome however
>>742489821You're on 4chan, faglord, you're as bad as I am. You can't step into the swamp without giving covered in shit like the rest of us.
>>742421632Imagine thinking this is a flex
phew
>>742497218i feel like Nintendo wanted to test and see how well TTS works for additional blind accessibility and they just went with it from therenot blind myself, but if you have the full audio accessibility on it also gives you a description of what's on the screen (so you have some idea what the games look like) and reads out otherwise visual only cues/text during games too (like the various speaking/thinking text boxes from characters during games and the on screen numbers during the lightning bolt and samurai games)
>game is easier when you put in IEMs/headphones (wired) compared to speakerswhy
Went through all the multiplayer games with my familyDamn that cake one is funTennis is so tense at times when mistakes are deadlyAnd the multiplayer shootem up is as fun as it sounds
>>742420343My physical preorder got delayed until tomorrow at best, possibly until Monday. I am so mad.The demo was really fun, even if too easy. Although I miss the old games already.
>>742478761Oh yeah I found out with the dinosaur level. I didn't mind the english versions in Fever but I'm happy we're getting this instead of turning the vocals into midis like megamix did.
>>742498457sound gets to your ears sooner when it's coming from a closer source
One of the funniest things that just sort of organically happened when playing multiplayer was whenever someone fucked up, everyone else looked at them. Just like in the games. I found that hilarious.
>>742498775Ah hell that didn't get rotated right. Well you get the point.
yum bot is revolting, how did they release that shit
>>742499761filtered
>>742498884but it did get rotated right by 90 degrees
>>742421632based, been thinking about getting one of these since I got fucked by the 18 wall in SDVX
>>742499795I'm gonna facefuck this creature
>>742452519Hips, ass, and thighs also show fertility. But >>742461063>>742420431poor boys who were never breastfed, only given goyslop from a plastic bottle, still instinctively want to suck on breasts
>>742498457both fruit flex games were easy with earphones to perfect but for some reason it was absolute hell without
this thread is too long and too horny for me to read the whole thing looking for an answer, so can someone tell me if the game's good? I've only ever played Megamix and loved it, so I'm wondering how this one compares
>>742500358it's amazing
Tbqfh I'd rather have another megamix that all new games
>>742435072Since when a IIDX controller is an actual musical instrument?
>>742500358yes its really good. i complained earlier in the thread but the game already grew on me since then.
The tennis multiplayer game is great. I wish it had more levels.
>>742500358Fever > DS > Groove > GBA > MegamixIt's good. I might even place it above DS.
remix 5 KINO
Favorite minigame so far? Brolly Good Show is the easy answer, for me it's the Casiopea cars.
>>742501441Alien conversation.
>>742500397>>742500539>>742501360alright, good to know. my Switch's been collecting dust, so I'll take this game as an opportunity to revive it
>>742500358It's pretty good. Only complain I have is the lack of unique visuals in most remixes but every game getting a sequel makes up for it, I think.>>742501441Alien Alphabet and Brolly Good Show 2.
>>742498775Me on the right.
>remix 9>it starts teasing new minigames out of nowherekino
>>742501593get sillayyyyyy
>>742501360DS is ASS solely because of the input method. Those flicks are still giving me hand cramps.
>>742502634I like DS the most BECAUSE of the input method :P
>>742487516She's wearing a bodysuit in the same way Samus does. Because she's on an alien planet as made obvious by the floating geographical elements and the weird looking dogs.
>>742487931Bits and Bops is like 10 minutes long.
fuck the blue can part in remix 17
>>742503294>yellow crown shitterwe know
>>742503226>the weird looking dogsrude
>>742420343>rhythmslopIt's the original normalfag genre.
>>742420595Can confirm. I see """people""" brag about it all the time. Completely unprovoked, injecting it into conversations that never existed.
>>742497218>>742497218Well in-between this game and the previous, pic related happened. It would look pretty bad if Nintendo didnt make it accessible after all this. https://soranews24.com/2017/05/21/blind-japanese-boy-sends-nintendo-heartwarming-thank-you-letter-gets-amazing-response/In any case the game has inherently been able to be played like 95% blind since Wii. I don't remember if there were any in Fever that required you to see the screen. There are in DS and GBA for sure though. I don't see how it doesn't make sense for them to just go the extra 5 percent and capture a demographic that doesn't really have much else to play that's good. Series needs all the sales it can get
>>742503519Because you are a based gamer who enjoys niche and mature genres such as walk&talk slop. We know
>>742503226yeah and you know how samus' suit was just pure blue with no details at all like a default asset or something
>>742503776>t.discovered rhythm heaven with minus8how about you pipe down secondary
>>742420343Why is my ass so fatWait why am I a girl now
>>742503836This isn't an agp thread, anon.
>>742428912
>>742504057To be honest, Japan preferring boobs is interesting to me because Japanese women rarely have noteworthy breasts.
>>742503735When are we getting these gonks some cyber eyes already it's fucking 2026
>>742504124Boobs are about perkiness not size
>>742497218They added a text to speech, read out loud guide.There's a lot of stories of blind people that play Rhythm Heaven cause it's a game where you pay attention to sound cues anyways, but they still struggle with specific aspects. This one seems made so a blind person can fully play it.
>>742504057fuckers prefer buttsjerkers prefer boobssimple as
>>742504215Perkiness doesn't matter if there's nothing to be perky
>>742504215Even then, they're pretty flat a lot of the time. And frankly I don't consider someone into flat chests to be into boobs necessarily.
>>742504263Hit it from the front vs hit it from behindSo it's more romantics vs unsentimental
>>742500358I like it a lotI’ve only played a bit of DS but a lot of Megamix and this is probably somewhere between the twoI don’t know if I’ve just gotten better at rhythm games or if Groove is more lenient, but I’m getting medals and perfects at a much faster rateIt’s still a good time thoughI’d say my only true complaint is related to budget: the visuals in this game are really basicNot bad, but take one look at the main menu and that’ll answer any questions you have about the budget this game had
Are there any differences playing this on the Switch 2 versus the Switch 1? Does it render in 4K? Loads faster?
>>742421632i can't into rhythm games that don't have beat indicators
alright, 63 medals now. 135 flow whatever that means.probably decent place to take a break for today.
BOOM BOOM BOOMHEY YA
Yes I am. Beep.
Would it really be that expensive to hire a proper VA? Not even a big one, just some random shitter to read the text without any acting even would be miles better than TTS.
>>742507371You could just turn that off and have nothing reading the text like the series has always done prior. This isn't a big budget game series anon, they're not hiring voice actors to read the text to you.
>>742504780What the fuck is this modern brainrot why would you need this game at 4K and why would you believe a game where stock construction work images are the heaviest asset would struggle to load even on a wii
>>742507516But then the robot pixie gets big sad and I feel bad
>>742507586It's okay, she still shows up sometimes and she doesn't resent you for it.
>>742500397Heh
>>742507586She's just recharging don't worry she's fine
>>742500358Up to remix 2 and so far it's everything I wanted out of a new Rhythm Heaven game.
