He's just like us
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>>742460128He would give up all his money to be the same age as you and be healthy
Good morning sir.
>>742460246Cloning and body replacement is already a thing and it costs a lot less than what he’s got
chat what would u do if u had as much money as gayben?
He is more like us than the women and faggots that complain about him.
Long life and strong calcium to Gaben. May the hair on his chin never fall out
>>742460128Corpo suits are cringe
Reminder this fucking hack has done nothing but add microtransactions and more ways to take our money to CS2 since its release. Retards will still worship his company tho
>>742460128HECKIN' BASED QUIRK CHUNGUSI JUST BOUGHT 5 GABECUBES MATCH ME
Sony lost by the way
>>742460128I support billionaires and am willing to kill to protect them.
>>742460128What an organic hit piece.
>>742460296Attempt to fund La-Mulana 3, Tomba 3, Crash 5, Jak & Daxter 4, Sly 5, Psychonauts 3, Banjo 3, Mega Man X9, and Final Fantasy IX Remake along with a FF IX sequel.I don't really understand how these billionaires don't do stuff like this. You could literally just fund anything you want to see more of that isn't financially viable. What is the point of sitting on it?
Put the game in the cart and stfu chuds
>>742460697It's called Greed.
>>742460697Billionares don't have the same highs you do, why would they invest in multi-year gaming projects when they could just put together private sex parties beyond your wildest dreams
>>742460128>Offered good product>Made a lot of money from said product>Can now do whatever he wantsAm I supposed to care?
>>742460128he is my friend and i am glad that he is happy :)
>>742460246He already got his chance to be my age, meanwhile I had to choose between electricity and food this month so the Israeli billionaire class can get more of my tax money.
no way, a guy that made a successful company has a lot of money. who would've thought
>>742460897you don't get it, that money is supposed to be invested back into the company for exponential growth for the sake of the shareholders>but it's a private companyyes, very antisemitic don't you think?
>Snoy seethe thread number 5000000
>>742460296Finance extremist right-wing death squads.
>>742460246Drink a beer and take a nap
>man buys house with his own moneyAaaaaah!Clearly this means I should stop going to the best storefront and instead favor ones that's openly talking about fucking me over all the time and seething that they can't because there's a superior offering.
>>742460128Yeah, he is just like me. Well, I'd buy the mansion. Dunno about the yacht.
>>742460128Why are they so desperate to make me hate Gabe?
>>742461391It's a mystery.
>>7424613911.Not a public owned company so yids don't like it2.Snoys are mad
>>742461391They're not allowed to rob you because Valve exists as a better alternative.No shares for them to buy so they can't enshittify it.Valve won in court against Epstein's backers the Rothschilds.
>>742460286stfu
>>742460296Pay my family to leave me alone, get an extension on my house, a fuckhuge fish tank and a first gen Audi S8.
>>742460575>you will no longer be able to watch any of your previously purchased Studio Canal content and the content will be removed from your video libraryhow is even remotely defendable? you buy something, then they delete it out of your library without giving you your money back.
>>742462083It's in the T&Cs that they know no one reads. That's how they keep getting away with it.
>>742460235I mean, you are, but not because a billionaire can't spend money. It's just annoying listening to sore losers all day that can't make an argument beyond "you should hate people with money" cope.
>>74246012870 mil is a steal for a mansion. A normal ass house will run you over a million these days
>>742462226>You should hate billionaires>Why?>Because no one should have that much money>Why?>BECAUSEI can't take these people seriously. They always come across like spoiled brats having a paddy because another kid has a toy they don't have.
Uh... Why should I careHe made a good product, it work (but please, revert workshop ui update)It's his money
>>742460697Rich people never think>What kind of cool shit can I do with my money?but rather>How can I use my money to make more money?It's how most of them got rich.
>>742462226>>742462518>why you hate billionairesbecause they are thieves? they are evil? they are deceitful?what are you 15 year old? you think people get rich by being good boys?all billionaires go to hell, this is common knowledge.
>>742460128And Timmy is just like you, rajesh
>>742463312>what are you 15>spouts vapid teenager opinion
>>742460128He doesn't have to be like me, he just has to offer me a good interface and product.
>>742460286>believes sci fi movies
>>742460296>Buy fleet of ships >LARP like I'm Captain Picard >Research the deep ocean Oh shit, that's just Gabe. I get it now.
okay but how does this affect me personally?
>>742463312>all billionaires go to hellChristian fag thinks there's a sky daddy that dishes out divine punishment. But, only if they don't repent at the last microsecond of their life. >what are you 15 year old?
>>742460128>>742460235>>742460337>>742460480>NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SPEND THE MONEY YOU EARNED WITH YOUR SWEAT ON NICE THINGS! YOU HAVE TO BE A MISERABLE, TURD WORLDER POORFAG LIKE ME WHO LIVE IN A FAVELA AND SWIM IN OPEN SEWAGE!I don't understand this argument...Sounds like pure envy to me.
>literally just does bare minimum pro consumer practices >makes every other platform seethe because it shows how anti consumer they really are steam cant fail
>You're not allowed to spend your money.God I hate lefties...
>>742466334It's truly amazing
>>742460128this is the mansion btw>https://homesofcelebs.com/gabe-newell-purchases-70-8-million-manalapan-estate/
>>742460235Do you enjoy drinking unpotable water?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu5DhNbDtj0
>>742466804Looks nice. I would love to live in that.
Gaben needs a new yacht
I WILL FUND HIS YACHTSI WILL FUND HIS MANSIONSI LOVE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!!!!
>>742460128Hes a saint and deserves everything good in his life.
>>742460286>cloningNew brain, no soul, doesn't count
corpo bootlickers need to be tortured and killed
I sure hope he's not using his steam ownership as collateral.
>>742460697For some reason the guy who runs Laika studios, the son of the Nike founder, is the only one who does this.
Would you rather own 1 $70 million home or 70 $1 million homes?
