The world's first Switch 2 emulator is finally here, and here the developers show it booting pokopia!!! This is very exciting for piracy https://x.com/wildemulation/status/2072841303960752248discord.gg/626QFSXkwY
>>742463501cool. fuck Nintendo
>>742463501I’m glad but why do these fags demand attention and post shit on twitter? Just work on it quietly until it’s perfect.
Stop saying “piracy”It’s not stealing, it should be called file sharingYou have the right to share the things you’ve bought with your friends or anyone you choose
>>742463501Fake, it hasn't even been possible to dump a Switch 2 game to a "ROM" yet.
This is like the fifth time this scam has been tried. Be sure to donate!
>>742463501Sounds like bullshit, how are the games even getting dumped?
>>742463501>DiscordThis is how you know this shit is gayer than Nathan Lane. Post a public alpha if it's real.
>>742464048You're not supposed to think about how this works at all.
the switch 2 has not been hackedthis means it isn't possible to dump or decrypt any software for itwhen the console is eventually hacked, a working emulator will not be the first way you hear about it
>>742463501Fake.
>>742463501why post something like this when it's not complete?will be far easier for nintendo to crush it early than later.You release this when it's fully playable and immediately spread it online.
>>742464214Because this entire thing is a grift and there's no real project for Nintendo to shut down.
>>742464104It's funny how the average piratefag doesn't actually understand what emulation is or how it's done.
>>742463501>1 hour ago>800 views>0 followersno ones falling for your shitty account OP
>>742464214because it's a scam to get quick money from massive retards
>>742464381>smug retard thinks he's smartyou don't need to hack a console to dump the roms
Shitposting aside, have they made ANY progress on cracking it yet?
>>742463501Why is the logo a toilet?
>>742463501Are you a jeet shilling for your fake emulator to try and get money or genuinely retarded?
>>742464591you do to decrypt them, dumbass.
>>742464812Nop, the Switch 1 hack was only due to an Nvidia flaw, but to compensate Nvidia now is selling to Nintendo the Switch 2 chips at a very low price.
>the 7th fake emulator to scam retards with
>>742463501How did he get the rom
>>742464591True up to Gamecube.Since Wii, the games are encrypted. Yeah, famously the Wii keys were extracted by the tweezers trick.
>>742463501baka idiots announcing their shit before it gets too big to fail every single timeimagine if someone stealth dropped perfectly working one today, nintendo would fucking die overnight because there was nothing to do about it anymore
>>742463501>we got a working emulator we swear>here's our patreon guys, we need your helpSurely the goyim won't fall for this again right?
>>742463501Has any game even been dumped yet?
>>742465270>goyimodd way of spelling "gringos"
i have to agree here.Nintendo right now is hellbent on taking down any emulation project, they killed out Yuzu and Ryujin because they knew they would easily make fully functional S2 emulators on the first month of release of the system, regardless of the architecture differences, this will just make them go buy them out too.>>742463962regularly that would be the case, but given what that pic shows, it couldnt be more real. make no mistake, this pic is real. probably they could have found the method to rip the roms too, and so far they wont share until later down the road.
>>742464591>dumping roms = emulationWay to prove his point.
>>742465401you must be one of the "devs" of this "emulator" because you have no idea what you are talking about.
>>742463946lollmao
lets add it to the listthis will be the 5th switch 2 emulator
>snoyggers falling for the 5th jeet scam in one year
>>742463501Thanks for letting me know, I subscribed to their patreon, let's get this show on the road
Yeah this is definitely a real emulator guys, I think you should donate to them to support their work and you'll have a patreon build that can play switch 2 games in a week
>>742465401>i have to agree hereBot ass post. What are you even agreeing with?
You NO need to hack the console to dump the games, but you need hack the console to get the keys to decrypt them or you won't be able to run them.Dump the game is the more "easy" and first part of hacking a console, but in this case nobody has dump any switch 2 game until now, so obviously an emulator cannot exist because you have no ROMs to run in that "emulator"
>>742463901Clearly you've never worked on a single thing in your life.Achieving something is always a treat and everyone gets the urge to show it off, even if it doesn't seem that impressive to others.
Reminder to report them to piracyscene@noa.nintendo.com.No mercy for PCfags that seek to devalue our hardware and software purchases.
@NINTENDO @FBI @POTUS DO SOMETHING!!!
lmao. nothing on gbatemp. KYS
>>742465401Actual jeet post.
>>742463962All emulators start at jailbreaking and homebrewing the system. If they can get the disc to start outside of the normal system then they can work backwards to retrieving the data for a ROM dump.
>>742464104all of these shitendo games are on the switch 1 so who gives a fuck
>>742463901Emulators are not illegal.
>>742465401More proof that jeet AI bots make up most of this website
>>742466998most of brownchan are mixed race browns from america, canada and western europepajeets are a minority here
>>742466713Any emulator definitely needs the console to be hacked.To obtain game backups it is not strictly necessary to hacking the console, but the situation may vary, for example PS4 and PS5 had game dumps from day one, but there was no way to decrypt them. 3DS also had game dumps before the console was hacked.But even so, if you don't hack the console, you can't do anything with those encrypted "ROMs", and of course, making an emulator is infinitely more complicated, nobody is going to make an emulator just by guessing the functions and keys of a console, not even with AI is it viable to do something like that...
>>742463501What's easier: making a switch 2 emulator and dumping roms or just decompiling a game from scratch
>>742463589fpbp
>>742464048Uhhhhhhh
>>742466713Pokopia doesn't have a cart you retard. It's a game cart. Furthermore you couldn't even decrypt carts without the fucking console being hackedIt's fake. Stop installing infostealers.
>>742463501Since when has the Shitch2 been hacked?You need to hack the console to dump the ROM, as well as the keys to decrypt it, there's no way around that.Fake cash grab?
>>742468478*Game key cardFfs
>>742463501thanks, just sent Nintendo an email :)
>>742463501@NINTENDO @NINTENDO_USA @CIA @FBI FUCKING DO SOMETHING
>>742468526It's not hacked. Also the game key card doesn't even have the game on it until you connect to ninty servers - the whole reason why they released them fyi - so this shit is another renpy infostealer
>>742468526yes, glad to see more people are NOOTICING things now
>>742463501First of all switch 2 is too powerful and well made to be emulated. Second, emulation is illegal and you will be captured and prostituted.
>>742468287spoilers for the article. The charity event hosts forgot to ask.
>>742463501The Switch 2 is unhackable, BTW.Not happening.
>>742468703Since when does a speedrun event need to ask permission for every game they intend to show?
>>742468656They still aren't nooticing them. It's a full time job trying to get the anons in the threads that I am on not to install malware. Some people even installed malware with a powershell script in the gacha threads despite my warning and multiple other anon's warnings....
>>742468803Gacha fags are legitimately 80 IQ on average anon. On the lower end they might actually choke on their tongue
>>742468762Responding to this one because it sounds unironic.Switch 2 is not unhackable. Nothing is. Piracy finds a way.
>>742468696>First of all switch 2 is too powerful and well made to be emulatedFor now>Second, emulation is illegal and you will be captured and prostitutedIncorrect ESA
>>742463501
>>742469031yeah, but it wont be for years and years
>>742469031Sure, in like 10 years when we're on Switch 3.
>>742463501>puinishing the only remaining game company that has physical games availablethese trannies definitely gettin paid by Sony and Microsoft
@FBI @CIA @POTUS SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN
>>742469157>IncorrectIt may as well be if feral niggers (most of them who have a Nintendo derangement syndrome to boot) keeps parading unlicensed emulation alongside of piracy everywhere on the InternetYuzu and Ryuujinx would have certainly continued to live if not for these people.
>>742468287>doesn’t want their games associated with pedophilesHonestly, valid.
>>742469559they get paid by retarded sony cultists who keep falling for the emulator scams all you need to do is take a screenshot of a random switch 2 game, put it through a photoshop filter, then claim your "team" is working on it and almost has it while providing a gofundme link and the retards will shower you in money
>>742466336Doesn't the chain around your balls hurt when Nintendo pulls it? Oh, your must like it, nevermind.
>>742463501@MODS @FBI @NINTENDO @REALDONALRUMPDO SOMETHING!Zoomers shut the fuck up.
>>742468790ToS of nintendo software since forever has explicitly banned public exhibition.
lmao there will be retards falling for this again.
>>742469869And they are the only company that has done that because they are the greediest fucks in the industry. Seriously? $10 for Welcome Tour? What about when they seized all ad revenue from every Youtube video that featured a brief clip of one of their games, even if the video wasn't even really about that game?It's probably not going to happen, but the Switch 2 needs to crash and burn. Nintendo needs every other console to fail or it goes to their heads and they just act like total assholes.
>742466723Another brown freebleeder...
>Switch 2 hasn't even been hacked>No way of dumping ROMs>Trust us guys we have a working Switch 2 Emulator
>>742468790>>742470010Literally every publisher requires it, dumbass.
>>742470175Doubtful, but feel free to show me examplesI certainly haven't heard of any other publishers telling charity events their games can't be featured
>>742463501Does the Switch 2 have exploits already?
>>742463501babe new discord scam just dropped
>>742470662Well apparently no. This shit must be fake. But I'm pretty sure we'll see an emulator pretty quick once an exploit is found. AI is pretty good at reverse engineering.
>>742470814I don't expect a proper Switch 2 emulator project to pop up until the new Fire Emblem releases at the earliest or maybe even Pokemon WiWa. No one cares about Switch 2 games currently.
>>742470968you are delusional.
>>742471008I'm right though. That's what happened with every Nintendo emulator. People only make an effort when Pokemon releases because you can get a huge influx of donors/views from Timmies who want to play Pokemon right away.
>hourly snoy cope scamDonate to my Patreon for more ;)
I remember when I was a kid I thought shit like emulators and dumping games worked by just connecting the systems/games to a computer and it being a file like on a usb drive/cd that you can just easily make emulators for.I guess the people who run these scams expect the people to fall for it to still have that mindset and not know what actually goes into jailbreaking a console/dumping readable roms
>Dumped a digital only game for a system that hasn't been crackedUh huh
>>742463589This. Hoping the devs are Russians so Nintendo can't sue them.
>>742470968I expect a switch 2 emulator, but not for around 10 years: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/741915494/#741935735
>>742463501Neat, hope to see jailbreak news soon too
>>742471307*(cont) the source for the screenshot of SciresM saying that a modchip is stupendously unlikely is from the switch hacking discord reswitched
>>742463501The vid looks like an animation of how someone thinks an emulator "breaking" would look like but the loops are really obvious
>>742463501Tick tock tendies
>>742469031Reminder NDS fags got so bad that switch 1 emulation is already stagnating in optimization due to having nobody with talent to optimize.Why? Because people don't want to help projects literally used as nintendo hate ammo when they used to do it for the love of the games, so what makes you think anyone with talent is willing to crack the switch 2?Knowing your luck some retard will stumble into a miraculous softmod entry point, proudly brag to nintendo's face like a retard, then it will get patched before anyone can do anything with it.
i still can't find a good switch emulator
>>742471307I came in this thread to write what that anon wrote lol, it's not happening any time soon, and you can thank the faggots that supported Yuzu for this. I spent those years trying to warn people against those faggots but no one listened
Oh no no no ahahahahaah we're back to square one of posting fake emulators! You niggers are DESPERATE.
>>742463501Wake me when it's downloadable and provable to exist.
>>742463501@FBI @CIA @TRUMP do SOMETHIGN NOOOOOOO MY NINTENDO STOCKS
>>742464812Some of the best hackers retired I think SciresM retired (?) so no, not much has happened.
>>742472905I also spent years warning people and now we are stuck in this situation
>>742463501Kek tendies are already running damage control
>>742466336how are the games and hardware devalued?
>>742466336Nintendo making their cattle pay to play online already covers any losses emulation would bring.
Hoo, this has not been a good week for snoys. We're back to the fake switch 2 emulator cope threads.
>>742472905Retards got too vocal about hacking/emulation and ruined it for everyone. Nintendo is so hellbent on stopping piracy they even purge Chinese picofly sellers (they pop back up but it's still kind of annoying).
>>742463501>it is not playableInto The Trash It Goes>already promoting discord so it can get taken over by trannies forcing normal people to leave so no progress is ever madeGood Job On These Premature Announcements, Fucking Retards
>>742463962>>742464048>>742464104>>742468478I'm not saying that this is real, but I don't think dumping it would be impossible. You can install the game on a MicroSD card, right? So theoretically, you could dump the data from there by connecting it to a PC. It's almost certainly encrypted or using a different file system or something, but on the hardware level, the data is there no different from a regular MicroSD card. It's just software blocking it. If you manage to decrypt it or write a driver for the file system or whatever, you could read it. I think it's weird that they haven't posted about this if this is what they're doing, but maybe they're laying low so nintendo doesn't sue them/fix the exploit they're using.
>>742463501NINTENDO GET IT NOW AND GET RID OF THESE PIRATING FAGGOTS!>>742463589You fags are the one that's killing physical a long with now snoy faggots!.
>>742478710>If you manage to decrypt itI don't think you are aware of how hard this actually is
>>742478710>yeah bruv they could do it, just casually break encryption that would take several thousand years to crackyou can't be this retarded, nothing happens until the console is hacked, there is no starting point otherwise
>>742465516>a pride flag appears when you run ittrannies really are living scams
