I'm ready to take your order.
>>742493217FLATTER
One Deadlock full release before 2027 please, hold the onions.
>>742493259Please, sir, don't mock me. My sculptor made me this way.
>>742493217>Ivy saved Deadlock>they decided to make her MoeWhy?
>>742493217>>742493329Ivy owes me sex.
>>742493329Send him my regards
>see this near your bed during nightwhat to do?
>>742493839Cum.
>>742493839Ult(I'm the Doorman)
>>742493839Hey, beautiful.
the only way I see the Matchmaking Update in a few weeks (which is at least a month away from a real update) going over well is if they bribe people with skins or Deadlock Gems
>deadlock threads>waifufagging and shitposts about tf2>no strategies, builds or tacticsnuff said
>>742494030
>>742493217It is no coincidence the hottest girls in Deadlock are barefoot.
>>742494353This includes Silver (only her werewolf form)
>>742494091you'd think more people would be interested in a jar of souls
>>742494580YOU ARE DROPPING ME!?
>>742494091There is literally nothing to talk about until the next large content drop or release of the game since up until then it's going to be in a permanent stage of change that makes serious discussion about any other topic than "What if..." and "I LIEK HOT STON GRIL" impossible. You might bring up how you hate REMs rat ass for getting easy farm but less than an hour later that might not be the case anymore just for it to flip back around 48 hours later.
>>742494091
This there still no mod for the old ivy model?
>>742494807it's easy enough to talk about the current patch, but half of the playerbase is effectively on hiatus until a content drop so they can only post fanartfor example, rifts are clunky as fuck and the troopers eat shit to waveclear, they need to replace it with a big seige trooper that has spirit res
>>742495817rift troopers are giga enough. they really need no buffing.
How the FUCK did they make a gargoyle gremlin thing this adorable?
>>742493217Uhh yeah can I get one good game? I see you only have Deadlock on the menu though, I'm gonna need something else.
>>742495817Rifts are a retarded addition since nobody liked the KOTH urn nonsense, all it has done is solidify the AoE Slop meta even further, and it is going to result in absurd buffs for characters that don't have enough AoE slop. Just look at what they did to Drifter and Shiv recently.
>>742496257She's nice and acts like a caring cute girl and not a bitch cunt know it all like every western tv show, movie and triple a game for about a decade+ now.
>>742496257Cuteness and ugliness are actually on a weird intersection and Ivy ends up landing on the cute side of it. She also has a genuinely sweet personality which further reinforces the cute side.
>>742494049Grinding my cock on Ivy's wide hips until it's calloused enough to penetrate Ivy's granite hole
>>742496257Mexican accent
>>742493217hurry the fuck up with the major update.
>>742497076Please understand, we have to buff Shiv more.
I miss gun Ivy
>>742493217>>742493329Can I get a mother fucking uuuuhhhhh
>>742496257Big eyes and rounded features do a crazy amount of heavy lifting when it comes to how cute a design is perceived as. She also still acts and sounds feminine.
>>742498565She was still pretty popular when she was a really-for-real 'goyle. Her personality is doing an awful lot of work.
>>742499469True but she especially blew up with the redesign. Her personality helps a ton but people like big eyes and rounded features.
They're going to RUIN vyper and then she'll get 20x more art and I will be a hipster about it
>>742500575>they're going to ruin the recolor of an australian lizard alien from the scrapped neon primeshe literally doesn't have a design
>>742500575Vyper straight up has the most boring design in the entire game, I straight up can't imagine how you'd ruin her. If anything she desperately needs a rework.
>>742500575Shat happened to her naked xcom viper design with no booba that was leaked? what happened to fathom?
>>742501256>>742501429I like the moe gap between being a hardened criminal that is a human slut while also looking like a silly goober lizard who looks like she could be a level 5 enemy you annihilate in a jrpg (were she not toting a gun)
>>742500575Vyper is just using Ivy's original model from Neon Prime right now (and Ivy's pants and gun). She's literally all placeholder.
>>742501636That got scrapped. I imagine they are now trying to find a way to keep the current design but to not look like shit
>>742494353I really hate when people draw Ivy with big tits, being so flat to the point she got nothing to hid is kinda the main idea of her design
>>742502148Same, granted I hate hugely off-model art in general. I'm fine with some embellishment but when it gets to the point that it completely misses the main appeal of the character design in the first place, that's why it loses me. I'm ok with artists giving her nipples but honestly I can do without them for her, since part of the idea is she doesn't have a reason to be embarrassed going topless in the first place.
>>742501934neon prime had some sauce. I want to bang alien bunny haze
>>742493217How much do indians get paid to shill this woke game here?
>>742502592As much as the devs get paid to develop it.
>>742502592>valve>advertising, everthe whole reason dota lost the assfaggot war is because, other than being 20x as hard, is that valve dint advertise it at all past the release trailer
>>742502852Yeah valve would never advertise. Not like they have done fucking TV ads and it's well known jannies are paid off on /v/ by valev
>>742502992what TV ads have they done since portal 2 15 years ago?
>>742503043
>>742503043>uhmm they have just done some of the biggest advertisement that exists... but that was some time ago so it doesn't count!>They would NEVER advertise despite having a history of doing sonext you're gonna tell me that Rockstar would never advertise.And let me guess... this doesn't count either? Valve has constantly done some of the biggest advertisement of all gaming companies. Where did the "Valve doesn't do ads" meme even come from?
>>742503196chinese advertising is all done by perfect world so yeah it doesn't countdeadlock has a very active /vg/ general, people play it, cope
>>742497076You guys have maybe a little over a year left in active development before. I hope you enjoy getting strung along for the next few months.
Is Dynamo still OP as fuck? I want to play him but I don't want to be called a fag
>>742503584I just hope the next batch of heroes are a little more interesting than the last.
>>742503760People will complain no matter who you play. He is good, but since he's not picked in pro play you can call people shitters if they complain when own them with your unstop cheat death holes
>>742503196everything cs and i think dota is handled by perfect world in china, retard
>>742493217>>742493329GARGOYLE CUNNY
>>742497076The problem is that Valve fucking loves to wait until certain events to announce their shit, so they're gonna wait for this year's TI probably
>>742496883She's a spaniard tho
>>742504443they're not going open even with this upcoming major update. sorry anon. maybe in 2027
>>742504465Ivy's adoptive family was Dominican and her upbringing was in Spanish Harlem, which is mostly populated by Puerto Ricans and Dominacans. Her accent isn't really meant to reflect any one particular accent though, and ethnically she's not even human.
>>742503531yeah and if you check the general it's mostly people saying the game is in an awful state>>742503760He was never truly OP, he just made people mad because his character design is goofy as fuck and getting styled on by the nutty professor makes people mad.
>>742504443it'd be sick to get something yuge for ti and for a reveal but they've never had any kind of regimented release schedule, they just kinda drop shit when its done
>>742506035>DEADLOCK>>THE CARD GAME
>>742505063She's an illegal mexican that NEEDS to be deported with the rest of the arroyos.
>>742506756anon, US doesn't fucking care about ordinary immigrants anymore, because they are busy conquering Hell/other dimensional plane
>>742505063Are they dominican? Don't remember that in her lore page
>>742494091based though
>>742506939It's still 1920's america the plague of neo liberalism wasn't unleashed until the late 50's, technically wetbacks shouldn't even be there until the Hart Celler act in 1965.
>>742506969I seem to have gotten it backwards, they're Puerto Rican and Spanish Harlem just has a lot of Dominicans. They eat Mofongo which is heavily associated with Puerto Rico. Whoops.
>>742507193Anything outside of america and close to it south of the border is mexican. Island mexicans, jungle mexicans, mountain mexicans they're all still mexican.
>>742507340shut up faggot.>>742507193Is that enough to pinpoint them? That's just headcanon. I'm not Italian just because i eat pizza.
>>742507116Spanish Harlem first got waves of immigration from Latin America after WWI which continued into the 1950s, mostly from Puerto Rico and Cuba since those were the countries that could kind of get around America's then pretty restrictive immigration laws. It's why Ricky Ricardo in I Love Lucy was Cuban.
>>742506939I wonder, how does ordinary army and soldiers look in Deadlock universe
>>742507447Triggered wetback lmoa, you're just like pajeets who say I'M BANGLADESHI SAAR I PAKISTANI SAAR when they'ee the same exact flavor of shitskin, same principle applies to all you taco munching mexicans south of the USA.
>>742507447I dunno I think it'd be weird for the dish to be mentioned in their background if they weren't making a Puerto Rican connection. Weird detail to add otherwise. Regardless I don't really think it matters that much, Ivy's a monster girl who talks the way she does because she was raised in a community of people that talk like that. She'd sound French if she grew up in Paris, doesn't mean much.
>>742507570what insane level of assblasting is this
>>742507742Yeah, but her identity would still align where she was "born" and raised at.Same reason Infernus calls himself a New Yorker (baby) even though his parents are Ixian.
>>742507762Anything south of the border of USA is mexican, not really a hard concept to understand. Their cultural distinction means nothing jualst like pajeets to americans at the time and even today they're just mexicans.
>>742507742>wears pants>flashes everyone with her bare chest???
>>742495324It fucking pains me that we could have had a spiritual successor to Quake and instead Valve pushed all their chips into the MoBa bucket despite the genre dying
>>742507919My headcanon is that when she came to life she got all the parts to make her a girl, but her natural form just doesn't come with breasts so she didn't get any. She very clearly acts and presents as female, and she clearly doesn't have any shame in "exposing" herself where there's nothing to expose. So why would she wear pants unless she genuinely had something to cover up?
>>742507939>Valve should have invested in dead for more then 15 years genreyeah...
>>742507919yes, and?
>>742507939>a spiritual successor to Quake
>>742507939>Concord>Lawbreakers>Highguard>Marathondude that genre is poison.
>>742507919Wings get in the way of any top wear.
>>742506756>created by an American sculptor out of American stone>illegal MexicanMake it make sense.
>>742510682>American sculptorHow could you know that? Maybe he was a fucking jew
>>742510682dam ixians are stealing our women
>>742508698Name 1 (Quake mustn't be in the name)
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>742510773Oh so she's part of the ruling class then.
>>742507496Aren't Puerto Ricans US citizens?
>>742493217This never gets addressed in these threads but Ivy isn't actually Latino, she was just raised by them.>Why?Gargoyles themselves come from France and the art of carving them spread outwards to the low countries and Germanic countries. When New York was New Amsterdam those Dutch, German, and even British craftsmen by this point carved them in the buildings of what would eventually be New York. >Yeah, but...Ivy has been around for a long time but only recently came to life, or woke up, or whatever magic happened to wake her from stone slumber. Either way, she had no knowledge of language or human customs and was basically raised by a bunch of Spanish speaking immigrants in New York. She is in no way actually Latino in the same way an ethnically European German raised in Mexico would be a Mexican.
>>742511879Anon that was directly addressed at length in this thread
>>742496257>A woman that is nice towards everyone regardless of gender or background>Isn't some blown up bimbo with huge T'n'A that tries to act sexy all the fucking time>Is cute in a sort of ugly way, kind of like a pugI don't know anon, it's a mystery the character designers at Valve will take to their graves.In all honesty, if this is how the retards that currently run the gaming industry had try to sell their propaganda instead of trying to do it with ugly and straight up racist caricatures then they might actually have succeded. It's fucking baflling that none of them could even just luck onto Ivys design any sooner than Volvo managed to do.
>>742512370I was too busy looking at all of the Ivy art desu
>>742510773Ah yes, the habitually Jewish trade: Catholic Cathedral stone masons
>>742512575Even The Lash is nice to her
I can't wait for the next major event. I miss being able to place postersVenator had the best one
>>742493259Do women with flat chests actually exist? I thought it was a myth like men with tiny peepees.
>>742512714SEEEEEEEEX!
>>742507939I wouldn't be surprised if the dude who sculpted her actually sculpted a perfect and pristine puss between her legs with the finest and smoothest marble mortals hands could find but he ran out of materials to do the same for her chest. She covers it up not out of shame, but out of principle since most of the south americans that raised her were most likely very religous, only her future husband will ever be allowed to see the utter perfection her creator managed to accomplish.
Human men are easy, just be nice to them
>>742514223is there more to this or is that the full image?
>>742514223Uuuuuuuuuooooooooooohhhhhh!
I love Graves and her big nose
>>742513345Neither are a mythsadly for me :(
>>742513345There's a whole continent full of them.
>>742517984Yup, Antarctica.
>>742516748I wanna kiss her on the nose, and impregnate her.
>>742493217more S+ character designs please
>>742519414One S+++ design isn't enough?
I got fucking confused when I saw an Ivy doujin in a Japanese furry doujin magazine recently.I didn't even knew Japan knew about Deadlock
At this point Valve can't change her design anymore.
>>742520672>INAXAw ye->AnalFucking ruined
>>742520749Yes they can. And I hope they will soon.
>>742520805>AnalBASED
>>742510970Dusk
>>742520672But it's in Korean?
>>742520672>doujin magazineDidn't know this was a thing.
Legendary items in the regular game WHEN?! I want to do more suicide bomber plays.
>>742521080Hopefully never, Angelic Wings is obnoxious enough.
>>742521073Welcome to the internet scamp.
>>742520749read this in her voice.. god fuckin damn what a hot voice
>>742521080>Infinite Round Haze in regular DeadlockNo thanks.
>>742521025are you dumb?
>Was Oracle 3>Urn update changes with new map objectives>My best heroes get gutted>12 lose streak>Emissary 5 nowi want to fucking kill myself why didn't i just stay playing street brawl
>>742521343Wai wai wait, that looks good. Does it have a translated version?
>>742521343my bad, the version i found was in Korean
>>742521404it's 4 pages long, theres no plotit's just her sticking a long fucking cock in her ass and squirting
>>742521343>Learned enough japanese to read this panelNeat, I'll try my hand at the whole thing.
>>742521530What is Ivy saying there?
>>742521501>it's 4 pages longCould you catbox the whole thing here, please?
>>742521343>inaxSo does she have a slit penis?
>>742520805I'm not anal fan neither, but i wouldn't be surprised if that's the only hole she would have aside from sloppy top one.She has a mouth and eats, so back hole guaranteed, but she doesn't have breasts so no puss wouldn't be out of question
>>742520749>>742520829NTA but I actually like Vyper and sinclairs current model, if they do ever update them I hope they just improve them rather then completely change them. Yam Toe needs an actual redesign badly though.
>>742520805Nigga anal and boys frotting is the only thing Inax does.
>>742521804Well, Vyper will need to become an actual snake. I liked her unused temporary model. And I remember hearing that Sinclair will switch models on death, in accordance to which soul is in the driver's seat.
>>742521639Only one way to find out Anon.
>>742514223Anon, I think your Ivy has jaundice.
>>742521837I wish he did more in the style of that bird incest one.
>>742521701just any doujin website anon, it's faster than me doing this.
>>742521942Same. The Pig granny was good too.
Graves GAWDS ww@
>>742522764I will admit it took me a while to finally "click" with her, but now she is one of my favourites. For some reason, I had an easier time gelling with Shiv than the auto lock on summoner.
>>742522764>*when the enemy stays more than 3m away from you*
sex with ivy
>>742521837Not really, he's done vaginal plenty of times before.
>>742495735Oh no, the goslings of seeing her for the first time are coming back.I need to find me a good chat bot site man
>>742522764
Saw a skin for Ivy, but the custom animation and glass wings is blocked behind a 20 euro paywall lol.>>742495735I like the classic + look to herhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/623571
>>742525415It is amazing to me that this game, which doesn't even have official skins yet, has paid modded skins.
>>742525415Looks cool, but>PaywallTotal modder death
>>742525626>>742525638It's ironic to say but Valve was probably too far ahead on the 8ball when they tried to do paid modding originally lmao.
>>742523689Still his output is 3/4 gaybois fingering each other.
>>742493217I played a whole wolfrush and liked it
>>742493217the nortubel of deadlock
>>742493217A REAL FUCKING UPDATE ICEFRAWD YOU FUCKING HACKIts been 6 months of NOTHING other then FUCKING URN CHANGES
>>742493217She got a new job!
>>742527491Be honest, would you stay at the Baroness?
>>742527610No, I wouldn't trust myself to the care of a capricious eldritch deity no matter how many gargoyle women he had on staff
>>742527754But Doorman while he is on the job seems reasonable, it's when he is doing the ritual and gets to let loose is when he becomes unhinged.
>>742494091Any time I give my input on balance changes or a hero's place in the game niggers try to tell me I have to be e6 to do that (even though they'll never be e6 themselves)What do you want from me
>>742527851to be e6 apparently
So many people crave the Puerto Rican gargussy
>>742527851>silver image attachedcertified retard takes for sure, I dont think Ive ever seen a less competent playerbase in any game Ive ever played, and Im 35
>>742511879Tell that to the germans who had an enclave in Mexico
>>742527491I could carry her around like my own stony backpack wife
>>742528826
>>742529151yeah man Im sorry but if you announce you are a silver player its like a free pass to ignore what youre saying, this is like if I argued with an indian on /pol/, I see the flag Im just gonna laugh and swap tabs
Build id for climbing out of intiate rating on Ivy?
>>742511879>love Cutevy>love pantiesThis one activates me in ways previously unknown to man. Its a shame this is probably the only image in existence that combines the two. Thank you anon
>>742529313As you like it, but I remain correct whether you struggle or not
>>742493217>Played TF2 for years>Played dota for years>Even played MNC/SMNC back when they existed for a brief time>Don't think I can get into Deadlock coz it just has too much going on, with long matches, to be consistently enjoyableMaybe you have to be a teenager that can live and breathe the game but I feel like I'm too old to commit to this shit. Fast reflexes and twitch aiming is one thing, dota macro gaming and decision making is another, putting them both in one game feels like it's asking for too much even if it does sound fun
>>742529548I know Im the one who made the comparison but I do like that you went to delusional gloating like an indian
>>742529634>delusional gloatingI provided at least one number for my caseYou just went "i'm right, i'm not talking to you"Case in point of what I said earlier, niggers will demand the world off you when you try to talk balance and provide nothing in returnOh well
>>742529616it's not anywhere near as deep as dota and movement doesn't matter unless you play specific characters or want to be the highest rank division in the game, there is also plenty of heroes for dadgamers.
>>742508074What would Ivy braps sound like? This is a important question as she is Mexican she farts a lot. How tight is her anus? Is it flesh like or is made of stone. If she is pure stone it would sound like a open window during a storm. A sharp gust of wind bursting from her behind with a sharp airy sound that slices the eardrums But if her anus is flesh like and her butt is firm and dense like a malleable slab of meat but not to soft she would rip the deepest and room shacking apple farts imaginable.
>>742529634Yes, we all know that ONLY indians do this
>>742493839tits too small
>>742529874I hope they never change warden design I like him being a cop it's cool they can have it he stole it in lore because he's a vigilante like Ivy so he disguise some self as a police officer to not get caught fast or something
>>742530065*too bigsorry
>>742507939boomer shooters like doom and quake are nostalgic trash tho
>>742507939>It fucking pains me that we could have had fucking garbage nobody wantsKill yourself
>>742507939it should pain you that youre a retard, focus on the important things
>>742530385Me too ESLkun, me too.
>>742531146no you're not, you're not mei said what i said and i said tits too smallthankfully she's just rock, we can chisel her another, bigger set of breasts. maybe even put some waterworks in for fountain-like lactation.
>>742532164Whoops, they fell off.
>client hard freezes while loading for street brawl>forced to do a reset and reconnect >finally get back in with the team down 0-2>mount a comeback >get banned from brawl for 10min for an abandon I'm listless anons. The boys... they went on without me...
>>742534564>afraid of her that much that he breaks his character it's funny that Lash is basically like WWE alter ego
>>742533972How do you survive her doing this to you?
>>742535162I mean, she look soft in her non-stone form
>>742534954He MIGHT be a WWE alter ego, or he could just naturally be kind of a jackass. I feel like he'd still get uncomfortable around Vyper either way.
>>742493298i dreamt of steam machine releasing at 750usd with deadlock and half life 3 as launch titles
>>742500575>t. welwraith patron
>>742493329
>>742507939Dude Quake is literal box office poison, every single attempt to revive it crashed through the floor, regardless of it being a new reimagining (Quack Hampions), a "classic" rip-off (Toxikk, Xonotic, Diabotical) or literally just the game itself (Quake Live). QL has been playable in your fucking browser for YEARS and NOBODY's doing it, NOBODY IS PLAYING THESE GAMES, WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND. The only "successors" with any form of success are single player ones like Dusk or Ultrakill and those are niche too.Meanwhile, a moba map, abilities, itemization, objectives are all amongst reasons why people flocked to deadlock. Imagine comparing quake/ut (an actual dead genre that's been dead for longer than mobas existed) to mobas and then being so completely blind and deaf to everything that's been happening to them in the past 20 years.
