Burning alive on July 4th? HELP! Room ID: 5M5 XC2
Peach!
What a week. Sony goes scorched earth on physical media, Starfox multiplayer is firing on all cylinders, Mario Kart World finally gets DLC and the sun is going nuclear. Lets start out with a CPU race in about 5 minutes and continue with about 3 normal sets before trying out the two new tour routes. If you've tried them what do you think? Was it worth the wait or they could of done better?
>>742586389Update: 5/24 and starting that CPU race right now!
Bumpa
>>742586389I tried the drill cup or whatever and enjoyed it. The drip feed sucks but maybe it’s to hold us over for an xpac
>>742586038just started playing like a week ago, I haven't bought a nintendo online subscription yet... I'm currently trying to learn the sweaty shortcuts i've seen top players do
>>742587312I can't wait
Uhh why was it raining item boxes
So the blooper cum slows you down now?
>>742587674I don't think so. Pretty sure it still only reduces handling and blinds you. If it does there was no patch note
I think the new update that gives you triple mushrooms in first works for 24 players, but when you have a lower amount of players it's kind of busted
9/24 and doing two more normal sets before the two new knockout tracks.
>>742588167Izzie I need to enact the mayoral blowjob ordinance
Shit Game
>>742588334?
23/24
that fuckass dinosaur
This game needs more tranny and furry representation so we can really attract these anons, that Star Fox thread being up for almost 24 hours made me sick
Clyburn
>>742588985Nah there’s enough pedobait to keep the population stable
6/24 and doing the two new knockouts right now.
Gonna assume everyone is busy spending the 4th with family
>>742589186Oh right some people have families, I totally forgot
Holy shit you niggers
>Not even one of the new rallies got picked
I'll hop in in a bit after I finish this dungeon in Adventures of Elliot.
Randomly met MegaM99 in online races earlier. The full lobbies with 8700+ are crazy
>tfw want to join but my sub is up and jewtendo want their annual feeAAAAAAAAA
>>742589549It’s 20 dollars
>>742589251And sure don’t. They’re 10 hours away and I decided I wasn’t going to be the “happy 4th” initiator this year. 5pm and absolutely nothing
>>742589271my bad didnt realize we were playing knockout and i pressed random
OK PICK ONE OF THE NEW ONES
>>742589819>d/cFucking rigged
8/24 and running knockouts for a while. New tour track is actually pretty good. Come join in on the fun!
>>742589549Tempted to let you on my family plan but I have to kick someone off.
>>742590401They’re the ones that dropped 500 plus tax but can’t pay $20 a year
>>742590323Are you a tranny?
>>742590505I tend to help people out because I miss the old era of PS3 and Wii where online was free.>>742590516Odd question to ask when we're playing Mario Kart World. No.
>>742591020/v/ is always “TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY” when you’re not posting in an abrasive manner. I’ve been here since 2007 and it’s never been this obnoxious.
>>742589420You caught me at one of my better moments. Ever since the update I've been getting my ass kicked online for the most part. Still trying to figure out the new item distribution
WARIO will be on soon!
Had to go early but GGs
10/24 and doing two more knockouts (Mirror rorriM) before finishing with some normal races. Fun as always everyone!>>742592740GGs & Thanks for playing!
what an ending
Wario's power went out... also, are heavies finally usable?
>>742586142Where are you?
>>742593403They've been usable. Just not in regular races but they're top tier in knockout.
>>742593515Why would that matter?
>>742593559Guess you've been living under a rock but they announced a bunch of new knockout routes and we've been playing it a bunch right now.
10/24 and doing one more set before calling it.
>>742593403They're definitely better, and can work decently, but still aren't meta. High handling is too good in this game and the coin curve still makes light combos go about the same speed anyways
>>742594272So, they need to nerf light characters?
>bagging heavily nerfed>famous bagger winswtf?
>>742594707>bagging heavily nerfedExcept it wasn't. They buffed frontrunning.
Being able to see horns is such a huge qol to stop candy's shenanigans I love it
>>742594707I could win if I wasn't drunk
Yeah I forgot how much I hate playing this dogshit game with you double niggers.
>get the game a few days ago>3 star all gps and knockout tours in a few hours, get dick all for it >unlocked all the karts without trying at all>free roam just gets you nothingburger stickers and the chance to burn life clock with getting all costumes, no brain power required>completed the roster, character select looks like a total shitshow>beat all nintendo time trial ghosts, got dick all for it tooWhy couldnt they pull a MKWii and jam pack the game with unlockables spread out across different achievements? This games single player is such a lame duck. I havent renwed my nso sub, safe to assume this game shines with online play... right? They did fix the staight line intermission spam... right? I cant see how this game is priced so high for little meat on the bone desu, although its blatantly apparent they are going the drip feed route to keep the game 'alive' with shit that shouldve been present day one.
>>742595635>They did fix the staight line intermission spam... right?No.>BUT THE UPDATESThrowing in random ivy piranha plants and a couple ramps for 8 routes tied to and from Koopa Troopa Beach bumps up fucking boring races to slightly less boring races.
11/24 Thanks for playing! We have plenty of players left so feel free to keep running sets. I'll see you tomorrow at 5:00pm EST!
>>742595240See you tomorrow!! Kisses!!!
>>742595850should I even bother with renewing my nso sub right now then? Id only play with you guys itts if online is just straight lines on repeat, also would like to play kars with humans and not braindead cpus
>>742596257Considering /v/ mostly plays on weekends, no.
>>742596257$20 isn't worth playing Mario Kart with your /v/ros every weekend? Being poor sounds fucking miserable
>Tim tries to fuck over WARIO at the end>Doesnt workLOSER!
>>742596396more like Im not a fan of giving nutendo money they dont deserve. Only reasons I snagged the switch 2 was due to the upcoming price kike, pokopia was a bundle choice, and I want one for when the actual bangers start dropping 2027-2029. MKW was released unfinished, the signs are all over the place that scream this.
>>742596396If you're not playing multiplayer games online there's literally no point in getting a subscription
ggs
>>742596727>Playing Mario Kart with your /v/ros every weekendThat's pretty much all the online I play and it's plenty worth it to me. I guess if you're 50/50 on whether or not you'll enjoy the game then don't pay the subscription.
GG everyone
>>742596906It looks like she's sucking a huge peen in the thumbnail
>>742596257I'm bias because I play every /v/eekend so I'd say yes. If that's all you're going to use online for though maybe think about it after playing more of MKW.>>742596906>>742596976GGs!
>>742596660Look man I get it. I used to be 20 something too and passionate against greedy corpos, but life is short hang out with /v/
>>742597053Nah, it looks like she's biting a huge peen
WHY DID YOU PAY 449.99 FOR A SWITCH 2 AND HAVE TO EVEN PONDER 20 DOLLARY DOOS FOR A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
>>742597353>local Mario Kart>Bananza>local Smash>local 8 Deluxe>every other single/multi gameswhy are you mad someone doesn't want to play with you? the discord has enough circlejerking
>>742597434>going outside to play with smelly tryhard autistshard pass from me
>>742597618>outside>he doesn't have friends he can invite over
>>742597353I mostly play single player games and use free trials for Mario Kart and Splatoon
>>742597671I do. But we play board games and yugioh instead. Playing switch would be pointless because we could just do that online.
>>742597937>Playing switch would be pointless because we could just do that online.That's retarded logic. The games have splitscreen for a reason.
>>742597434There's a discord?
>>742597434>Discord>>742597937>ERM WE DON'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER EWWWWAre you guys even friends?
>>742597969If you're too poor to pay $20 just say it anon. I get much more fulfillment doing activities meant for real life than just visiting friends to play vidya we could do at home.
>>742598103>If you're too poor to pay $20 just say it anonI have a subscription. I'm playing with you guys. Saying you deliberately not playing games with local multiplayer with your friends because you prefer online is a silly attempt at justifying Switch online. Bring up NSO or games you actually can't play with another person in the room.
>>742598076who are you quoting?
>>742597937>playing Smash online>on the actual consoleswhy do you enjoy shoveling shit into your mouth
>>742598264Haven't touched smash in many years so certainly not me.
>>742597353>>742597618>>742597937>>742598103If he doesn't want to pay for the online, that's that. I canceled my subscription for a while after I burned out on Splatoon 3.>I get much more fulfillment doing activities meant for real life than just visiting friends to play vidya we could do at home.Why are you acting like playing vidya with friends in person is some taboo shit?
>>742598103>I get much more fulfillment doing activities meant for real lifeyou can play board games and yugioh online
>>742598507Eh simulators are pretty slow and wonky, much more fun playing with the cards themselves
>>742597353>YOU ALREADY SPENT 80$ FOR THE GOYBALL SEAT TICKETS, WHATS 10 EXTRA BUCKEROOS ON A CORNDOG?This is how you come across. Im relunctant on renewing it because all I am getting out of it is a thumbs up to play online, I already have a top end pc that can emulate everything and ive already replayed all the rental roms of the games I like. Eventually I will renew it, just wanted to know if playing itts at this period of time justifies it
Also all the 'your poor / broke for a 20 dollar sub' responses paints me a clear picture that around half of you itts are devote tendo cultist with boot breath. Imagine justifying paying an extra bill to use the internet you already pay for.
you guys still playing?im in australia so every time i come into these threads all i see is bickering about dumb shit and no one is playing because youre all drunk or asleep or whatever. >>742599775yeah paying for p2p connections is bullshit and always has been. and playing this game online sucks my asshole dry because they force the intermissions in grand prix even though everyone hates them.but playing with /v/ is fun.
>>742600640It's dead
>>742599775
>>742599775You're so fucking poor it's hilarious. I buy things I want because I have the money, and I don't boycott because it's pointless. Call it boot breath if you like, you're still dirt poor.
>>742600640Make a new lobby and post the code, kangaroo bro
>>742601987>your poor your poor your poor your poorBrush your teeth followed with mouth wash. Your breath is a obscene mix of rubber, dirt, and cum.
>>742599775>make sandwich for lunch break instead of fast food one timeOh wow I suddenly have a years worth of NSO
favorite regulars?
>no Alice mentionsWow
>>742597353Right? These people are braindead.
>>742605165because Chris isn't here
>>742586038kino
>>742600640wake up earlier
>>742605165Who
Has this game got better since release? I like it but never want to play it. Unsure why.
Dead game, lol.
>>742608224Yep>>742608394And literally who are you
