Everything important was done by a woman, and everyone important is a woman. Oh, and the best warrior is a woman. Oh, and the smartest wizard is a woman. Oh, and god is a woman. Oh, and men are just simps. Oh, and the female enemies are stronger than the male enemies. Oh, and the feminine moon took over the masculine stars. Oh, and a feminine tree displaced the masculine sun. The world literally revolves around women.
>>742591414And dont you forget it chud.
Placidusax mogs Marika. Azur and Lusat mog Rennala. They’re simply politically in the gutter at the moment. Political power is not the same as personal power.
>>742591414>Caring about ER loreYour first mistake
>>742591414And the best character is a snake woman. All is right in the world
>Oh, and the female enemies are stronger than the male enemiesLobstersAncestral followers (females are bigger)Albinaurics (their warriors are all female)Numen (black knives are all female)Bat people (singing ones)Demi human queens Cleanrot knights (are all female) What else?
did you know that the most powerful and important god in shinto is a woman?
Just like in the best souls (DS2) everything bad is the fault of women in ER
the strongest warriors are radahn, hoarah loux and malenia, so that's 2/3 that are men
>>742592373That’s because Japan is an effeminate nation that once worshiped women just like China did before based masculine systems like Buddhism and Confucianism and Taoism took over. You’ll notice that the more advanced a belief system becomes the more men dominate it. It’s almost like men are the progressive (not in the cringe politically correct way) sex.
>>742592374So just like real life? Eveyebring good and bad in the world is due to men. Not women. Men are the ones who progress civilization. Not women. Men are builders and creators as well as conquerors and destroyers. It’s the reverse in Elden Ring.
>>742592609Everything* wtf thumbs
>>742592373The moon is male in Japan. The sun is female.
>>742592732yes, that's correct. It's interesting because in most cultures it's the opposite
are chuds so mentally ill they really think like this? >>742591414
>>742592791In most cultures the moon is male. The foremost god of magic in the west is the god of the moon and stars and he’s male not female.
>women control the world>the world gets super duper fucked up>a gigachad man in plate armor has to step in and kill/rape until it's fixedbut for real I'm pretty sure Miyazaki just has a femdom fetish
>>742592796OP is a chud but he’s not wrong. His frustration unlocked greater awareness for the lore. George and Miyazaki are also both unrepentant feminists. Know who else is a chud? This guy right here >>742592374 (every time feminism is pointed out there’s some guy who says ‘um ackchually its a female moment game and women ruin everything’ as though real life weren’t already like this with men instead of women. Had ER been made by a western developer it would have been declared woke slop. But since it was made in Japan it’s le heckin’ sacred in the reddit sense.
>>742592905Marika made civilization. That she ruined civilization is no different from men ruining civilization. Men also build civilization.
>>742592524Religions are thousands of years old. Modern progress is feminine.
>>742593056>That she ruined civilization is no different from men ruining civilization.Except for the part where she made this civilization we are currently talking about and ruined it.>Yes I shit my pants, but sometimes other people do too *noises of profound wisdom*
>>742591414Not to mention the DLC introduced a literal tranny and made one of the bosses gay for no reason at all
>>742591414cry cry cry
>>742593121The Industrial Revolution was feminine?The word ‘progression’ has been tainted.
>>742593198White males made modern global civilization and are currently ruining it for everyone else by being naive narcissists. Sometimes it takes the builder to take down what was built.
>>742593297grrm is jewish
I played as a male Tarnished and absolutely wrecked all of them though.The strongest entity in the game is me.
>>742593415Neat, explains why he's so smart and talented
Why are lonely virgin males so easily intimidated by women?
Well, it is a Korean game.
I don’t know OP… I spammed Rellana to death on my very first try using Comet so I guess Azur really is the better wizard??
>>742591414no wonder only domesticated npc cattle plays fromshite inbetween worshipping their lgbtq+, negro and femoid overlords
>>742591414fuck this shit video games are for escapism that's why I hate anime btw tradcucks love shitty ugly reality in their fictional fantasy worlds
>>742593614>notice something cringe>get called a virgin chud because of itNow I know how it feels to be a genius even though I’m not a genius by any means
Based
Obeisance to the two fingers might have also tipped you off.
>>742593614This isn’t unique to /v/ >>>/tg/98255226
>>742593304you don't get more capitalist than feminism and female nature
>>742591738men will literally fall head over heels for the first women in their life to be nice to them.yeah it's lonely for us out there.
>>742593983Nigger, I am not reading all that.
What’s funny about the feminine moon is that it acts more dominant than submissive, having you remain your own person. Masculine. The “masculine stars” would have you get hit in the face by the cosmic jizz of space (the greater will) like some sort of faggot. Academia may be dominated by men but those men are surely submissive in the face of the cosmic powers, embracing it, letting it change them. Feminine.
>>742592524"masculine systems" = creating good little slave golems for the gender bourgeoise (women)
Which is why the Frenzied Flame exists because reality hinges on a woman moment so might as well burn it all down. And also the poopy ending because now all the women are uggos.
I’m pretty sure Rennala was pro primeval current before Radagon said “babe, please” (after whipping his cock out at her) and she listened to him because she’s mentally weak despite being an intellectual prodigy - similar to those high iq Chinese mathematicians who still worship Mao and have shrines to him in their bathrooms. It’s tragic really. Women always lose to the penis. Always. Not even medication (the amber egg) could dull the mental anguish from the lack of Radadick.
>>742592185>>Oh, and the female enemies are stronger than the male enemies>Lobsters>Ancestral followers (females are bigger)>Albinaurics (their warriors are all female)>Numen (black knives are all female)>Bat people (singing ones)>Demi human queens>Cleanrot knights (are all female)>What else?gamergate was a decade ago, trump is on his second mandat, the woke cultural zeigeist is dying since it mirror the current political state of israel and you fucking chuds are still sperging about female knight
>>742594620So trv, bro. So trv.
>hourly Elden Ring seethe thread
>>742591414>Oh, and the best warrior is a woman.Why did you make your character a woman?
>>742594938Malenia is stronger than Radahn u dummy
>>742591414all good as long as you seethe, incel
What pissed me off the most was all the best sorcerer's being women.As if women love science.
>>742591414None of this is even From Soft's problem. They hired that apathetic fat narcissist turd GRRM to pen the plot for the game mostly. (Who then proceeded to alphabetize all of the Demi Gods names after himself)
>>742592185>spend whole game killing women while dressed as the poor fucking infantryhow is this a bad thing?
>>742594221yeah but ACTUAL NICE women not the ones that just pretend and act like sociopathic whores are a treasure
>>742591621Not to mention Chadahn mogs Malardia, despite all the 'never knowing defeat bullshit', she got her teeth kicked in so she had to cheat and nuke a whole fucking continent in order to 'win' and even then she still ate a plateful of shit, so much so that she needed Finlay to drag her rotted sorry ass all the way back to the haligtree.Oh let us not forget that Chadahn beat her ass all the while he held back the natural flow of the cosmos bringing on a fucking Lovecraftian alien invasion through sheer strength/gravity magic. Go ahead..try to put out a fire and save 10 trapped dogs while you simultaneously fight off 4 crackheads armed with shanks trying to rob and kill you, see how that goes.
>>742592185Ok but female enemies bigger than me give me a bigger boner, God Hand is another example of this.
>>742591414>A woman plunged the world into eternal chaos and decay>A woman won't be told what to do and would rather kill his brothers and start a war with everyone in hopes they kill God (same woman will marry you and pretend to love you only if you prove to be her personal simp hitman, otherwise she'll say you fucking reek)>A woman pretended to be a man and fucked another woman and drove her insane>Said insane woman is an unreliable traumatized mess that would rather wallow in her misery forever than to tend to her sons and subjects>A woman marries a crazy nigger that let himself be eaten by a serpent to "become a God" and even after that monumental fuck up she's still with him>A woman gives you space AIDS by hugging you>A woman would rather become a stone ball than to control her greed>A woman is the biggest simp for the twink mind control parasite that wants to fix the world by turning everyone into zombiesHonestly all important women in ER are absolute fuckups no matter how much the game gasses them up as the greatest thing ever.
>>742598853>>A woman pretended to be a man and fucked another woman and drove her insaneno Radagon is a homunculus clone of Marika who fused out of her that ended up being a better person than Marika because he's not a woman
