Vidya lols
>>742597038Is your cock out op?
>>742597038i wish it was a vidya lolis thread instead
>>742597038>the shirtshe fucks shotas?
>>742597038tbqh i discovered masturbation like that but it was Jak 3 I had the infinite ammo cheat on and I was shooting the minigun I put it over my dick, the controller rumbled and I got hard.Good times.
when I was 10 or something I taped down the r2 button on my controller with the infinite machine gun in medal of honor and used it vibe my dick
>>742597241It's a reference to the song "Skater boy"https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
>>742597391yeah thats normal it seems good to know
>>742597474its a reference to shotas
>>742597038>Vidya lolsYou fucking asshat. That's not what I read when I entered the thread
>>742597371I got excited before I read the dick part, kill yourself.
>>742597540no?
>>7425975794chan is 95% dudes (and trannies). Less than 5% is real women.or what you want me to lie lmao you retarded. The truth matters.
Lol
>>742597038I don't get it. Why is the controller sweating?
>>742597982sweaty gamer hands
>>742597579You got excited for Jak 3?
>>742597982
>>742598392Controllers don't have vaginas.
>>742597982She dropped it in her glass of water, happens all the time
So the joke is she's a whore and not wife material?
>>742598485Masturbation makes you a whore?
>>742598516Yes.
>>742598392What if it's green? Asking for a friend.
>>742598516YesIf your gf told you she's a virgin waiting for marriage and then you found out she shoves XXL vibrating dildos in herself and uses a fuck machine, would you honestly really consider her a virgin still?
>>742598630Not normal - may indicate bacterial infection or STI
>>742597038did women actually use their controllers to... you know...
>>742598653>>742598612incel logic is so fucking fascinating
>>742598690>phallic shaped gripsWhat do you think Eisenstein?
>>742598713lol is it your period
>>742598690Yeah my sister did it all the time. After awhile the thing fucking reeked.
>>742597241Why are shotacucks so gay
>>742598690>did women play the PS1?no you fucking retardignore the other gooner
>>742597038Why is she bottomless
>>742598860Why aren't you?
>>742597474I hate that fucking song. Fuck, when were skateboarders ever unpopular with chicks? Back when I was in middle school even before she came out with that song skateboarders were some of the most popular kids in my school
>>742598630Bacterial infection.
>>742598713I'm actually not a misogynist, I even support most women rights, but let's be real, most people define virginity for women as still having an intact hymen.I'm a fair dude though, so I'll say masturbation also ruins men's cocks in some ways.
>>742597773Not true. There are a surprising amount of women who post here, but mostly just on certain boards.
>>742598653Why did you jump to such an extreme?
>>742598812You're supposed to self insert as the cute shota, but wanting to fuck the shota is sometimes ok too!
>>742599063Probably soc, b and maybe some niche hobby board is my guess. Places to farm attention
>>742598812>Why are NTRcucks so gayfix'd
>>742599145That does not answer my question
>>742599193There's a decent amount of them in some generals on /vg/
>>742597038Vibrations legit destroy your nerve endings.
>>742598653you said masturbate not hump a bad dragon
>>742597579lol whatdid you really think it was going to be a girl talking about her masturbation on 4chan's /v/are you indian perchance? i don't think a real human could be this retarded
>>742598653Right to worry, wrong reasoning.
>>742597038On that note, the PS2 version of Rez came with a vibrator attachment.
>>742599324well I mean she's shovin' a controller up her coochie in the op...:S
>>742599327You may not know this, but it used to happen. When this site and board were a better place, there were actually some (real) females here.
LOL
>>742598812>liking women >gay
lol I remember when I was 11 and rumble controls finally made us realize that the little plastic toy we found in mom's drawer was really forwe took turns with my little brother putting our mom's dildo up into our asses
>>742599752Yeah. Women like penises and liking penises is gay.
>>742599063not true what im right women are still less than 5% on 4channel>>742599193no its on /cgl/ mainly
>>742599816why are you lying about your faggotry
>>742599240True
>>742598485>not wife material
>>742599432True storyPretty fucking funny actuallyOnly sold in Japan though
>>742599861It's more like 80/40
>>742598630>xhe has toxic waste pussy juiceBitch you live like this?
>>742597773there's women but they pretend to be gay dudes or trannies so the incels don't start throwing chairs.
>>742600574>there's women but they pretend to be gay dudes or trannies so the incels don't start throwing chairs.we will call you a faggot and to kys though you prefer that. No? Then what does it matter you are anonymous.
>>742600039w-what is that look supposed to mean...
>>742597038Horny women are so hot bros
>>742598908yeah i dont get either and i'm a fucking leaf like avrilthe skater boys in my high school had every fuckin chick drooling over them
>>742598941What is an intact hymen supposed to even bePorn would've led me to believe it means it's very obstructive, but that can't be right or else they couldn't have or deal with periods. no I did not have sex ed
>>742600728That character is the best type because she is fun, honest and open about dumb small things that really don't matter. That's what it means.
>>742600819Women bleed the first time a man fucks them and they never forget him, even if they hate him.
>>742600731Duh.
>>742600894Normies have a memory span of 10 years max. Of course they forget them.
>>742600867>honest and openbut she's lying and pretending
>>742600990Males might forget their first but females do not. That's a fact.
>>742600990If you're so much smarter than everyone else then why are you on /v/?
>gf mentions ex bf in conversations>keep count of how many times she mentions him>every mention is one more appointment I make with a prostitute to cheat on her with later onI've done this to my last 3 gfs. They never caught on and the relationship always ended on friendly terms for other reasons. It's that shrimple.
>>742601596>I'm a cuck and also a piece of shitOk? How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
>>742601596this is hilarious lmaokeep shining king
>>742601596That's just insecurity, brother. If she mentions her ex too often that's definitely a problem, don't trust her, but if it's in relevant conversations then whatever I was playing games with my gf recently and she got logged out of her PS account because someone logged into it. She said, probably (my ex bf) logged in so she went through the steps to remove her account from other devices. I wouldn't bang a filthy prostitute to get revenge for that lol
>>742601108Who told you that lie lol. Anyone can forget anything.
>>742601596this but bang her mom instead
>>742597038The beanie stays on
>>742598653Yes, and the best kind at that
Makes me pretty sad that I will never be intimate with a woman and know what it's like.
>>742598630Ayy lmao
>>742602656get a hooker you tard
>>742597038r/ing that Kojima interview where he says he added vibration for the female audience
>>742598630It's vegetarian
>>742598630Apple flavor
>>742602532And then when you break up you text her a link to a dropbox or something with dozens of photos and videos of it too
>>742598630that's stamina. if it's red it's health.
>>742602406lmao You might forget the first person you stab but you'll never forget the first person who stabbed you
>>742602656Ups and downs, brother. If you're expecting a girl to fix you, she won't. Having a girl is nice in some ways and fuckin sucks in other ways.
>>742603774The answer is yes.
>>742603774Seems kino
>>742603457>fix youWho said that? Can you read?
>>742603774>chud and tranny greentext but soulless
>>742603774No
>>742598908You clearly don't remember the full lyrics to the song, because it says she secretly liked him as well. She was just being coy. And even though he's "cool," it doesn't mean he's boyfriend/marriage material. She was a pompous girl who took ballet, and he was a punk. Could I make this any more obvious?
>>742604481>tfw you have such a huge trans fetish you can't help but tell everybody how a meme version of a classic romance trope reminds you of them>it's so bad that you associate the presence of trannies with 'soul', whatever that means
>>742604635What mango is this
>>742604156So he’s evil because he’s bald? Do you know what honest men go through due to stereotypes like this? You guys don’t what it’s like to start losing hair in your late teens.
>>742604635I hate that I get the joke
>>742604924>tfw you project
>>742597982>>742598427>>742601835You dumb boys are so funny!>>742598653Your virginity is showing!>>742598713They're just coping and seething because they can't get laid!
>>742605063you know pretending to be retarded for laughs still makes you retarded right?
>>742598908I can't believe that autism is real.
>>742598630pics for reference?
>>742597038guarantee this was drawn by a man who claims he isn't one
>>742597038i thought OP said Vidya lolis...
>>742597038I wish women were real and got horny too bros
>>742605274Worse, a "SocJus pornographer."
>>742599519i dont get it
>>742597038Wouldn't the joke work better if they didn't literally show her masturbating... it's like they're explaining the joke to the audience... Like, she shouldn't be masturbating right then and there, it makes no sense. She's supposed to be trying to hide the reason she knows that. That's the joke. Then it makes no sense that she's masturbating in front of the person she's talking to if she's supposed to be shy about it. The punchline is just ruined by making the joke so on the nose
>>742597038or you could just buy a vibrator and not get skeetjuice all over your dualshock 2 wtf
>>742605461The joke is porn
>>742605461>jokeit's just porn. There's no joke
>>742598653Yes? You wouldn't consider a male a virgin just because he masturbates a lot? That's stupid
>>742605532To be fair a torn hymen does imply something even if it wasn't another person who tore it.A man with a torn asshole is someone I certainly wouldn't view as pure either.Regular masturbation is fine but once there's injuries, well maybe not
>>742598630green or brown is what they call a "neo vagina"
>>742599432>>742600118i dont believe you
>>742597038I put the controller on my dick during the post-torture scene in mgs1 where naomi "heals snake with nanomachine vibrations" and did my first masturbation.Sadly I developed zero fetishes from this.
>>742603373Yeah but sex is not life or death. And you wont memorize everything about a criminal. Often it is just>he is blackbecause that is 70% more likely the case
>>742598630The vagina is eco friendly and has an 80 plus green ranking PSUY. Personally I prefer blue so it runs cooler.
>>742605031yes. Baldness is more practical it means you dont care about style just rape and murder. See how many UFC fighters shave their heads. It's giving up personal identity (your hairstyle) just to get shit done because you only care about whats happening physically not mentally, you aint built for diplomacy, you are built just for destroying shit because you are evil.
>>742605063>t. ranny
>>742598653yea
>>742598653Yes. And I would fuck her every day after noticing she has this much of a libido. That would only make her fun. Why didnt she tell me before I can legit coom 3-5 times a day.
>>742605736The hymen tearing thing was way more valid when they were all in skirts. Let me tell you an extremely specific story:>Work on a livery yard, that's basically horse storage for rich people. Parents were instructors too for dressage, which is gay horse riding.>Horse yards are a magnet for a certain kind of psychopath I mean girl who will do it for free/work for pennies to hang around horses and get free lessons, or if they're smart/rich enough in exchange for stabling their horse because horses are unbelievably fucking expensive (our horses ate, had better healthcare, and per square yard had better living conditions than we ever did)>Kind of invisible at the yard because I was there 90% of the time as free labour/it was my fucking house. Horse girls are kind of hot because they tend to be reasonably athletic but they're all fucking insane so I had zero interest and as I wasn't on four legs and had a 12 inch horse cock I basically furniture.>Girls having loud open conversation about sex>Bring up they all ripped their hymens before they even hit puberty riding horses because school ponies tend to be wide fat-arsed stocky things that won't balk at a human shitting and apparently bleeding all over them.Girls talk turns out to be actually more disgusting than boys talk. I did however learn a sex position where you both sort of lie on your side that's really fucking good (it probably has a real name but I never looked it up) but my point is I would only have bet on hymen breaking as a sign of impurity if all they did was literally work in the kitchen, the things seem to tear like fucking crazy if you do anything remotely athletic. Don't fuck horse girls, don't buy or ride horses. Just play the horse racing girl games or whatever. Only one person tried to fuck a horse that I know and it wasn't one of ours and it was more of a Mr Hands situation.
Which one are you?
>>742606728>I can legit coom 3-5 times a dayis this supposed to be impressivehow fucked with microplastics are zoomers?
>>742606823>I'm 25+ and own a computer and I only came 3 times today. I'm getting old. Its getting old. My balls are beginning to look like a deflated paddling pool.
>>742597540Shouldn't that same some good rough or steamy sex session
>>742598908I guess she COULD have made it more obvious.
>>742606815>tranny imageit has the boymoder tranime character with the yankees baseball cap and the hoodiekys
>>742606790that's a very common storyand sometimes you can even lose it riding bikes
>>742606815>identifies as a girl
>>742606815fuck top rightmarry middle leftkill bottom right
>>742606815whore whore whorewhore whore whorewhore whore whore
>>742602771That's just masturbation with extra steps. I want to have sex with a woman that likes me.
>>742606927*shouldn't that say
>>742598427Maybe whatever shitty controller you use
>>742605031Most bald men in media are evil, yes. Think about it.>Eggman>Wily>N. Cortex>Sagat>Bald BullHow many bald heroes in video games can you name?
>>742605032explain
>>742607081well thats very difficult. good luck. you need to become lovable, these days women dont love men they just need them for survival so it is kinda like prostitution with much highe. Romance is super dead. Ask your divorced parents. They made it happen because the love at least it lasted more than 5 years.
>>742607228Sam Fisher in Double Agent but because he infiltrates the bald evil guys faction.Also black people tend to go bald sooner and they tend to be more evil and impulsive. Bald = evil.
>>742605532male =/= female
>>742606815I'm a man, 100% male with a cock and balls and I'm likely thrice as hairy as any of you here. That being said I love playing healers in games basically all the time and don't care about being the fps rape gooner on the team. So I suppose Healslut.
>>742598427Then what's this hole?
>>742607253I know all that and I have already given up for at least a decade.
>>742606790>>742607013Ture but the previous guy in the comment chain was described an XL dildo. Just like I think regular masturbation is fine hymen incidental hymen tears are also cool. The second it's a consequence you're a bit sullied.Like let's be real if a guy jerks off until he chafes he's may not have been laid but he's not exactly a pure virgin either.Regular hog cranking is fine. Regular rubbing is fine. Injuries? Okay you might be sexless but sexually healthy you are not.
>>742607371Anus
>>742607228KratosMinscDhalsim
Women are stealing our culture...
>>742598630The algae in your pussy has rendered you carbon negative and you can now get a stipend from the government.
>>742597241yes, she is the cooler "older sis" of the neighbourhood. but that has nothing to do with the shirt tho
>>742607364lol faggot
>>742607470based she kno whats gud in lyfe
>>742607550Boxxy was a Gaiafag
>>742597038haha why are you naked from the waist down lol?
Videogames?
It's a shame that despite women being hypersexual they still only fuck guys who are way better looking than me
>>742607550Never get with the attention whore cosplayer be very careful. OnlyAfro married and got cucked and sent back to Venezuela by one. She gonna put the horns on you. >who woulda thought that woman that knows how to exploit the sexual urges of men would manipulate men and them cheat on themanyway she didnt get clout out of it anyway so she didnt win that big by cucking him.
>>742598630hahawouldn't it be funny if cum was white instead of red? haha
>>742605532you don't have a whore penis, do you anon?
>>742607863why do you put your instagram on your image, i wont check it out its a normie website and it sucks
>>742608050not my picI just got it from somewhere
>>742597038Why is it that every time a woman makes a joke it's something sexual?
>>742608112because its the only shit that grabs our attention
>>742604481post that greentext if you're so great
>>742608112Because they all look like this and desperate for male attention
>>742598812I don't mind shotas, I can see how someone could or would insert as a little boy, specially since I was a cute boy myself. What I really can't stand is ugly bald shota ntr, you really expect me to believe a girl would settle for kid dick if he isn't at least cute?
>>742608261>ugly bald shota ntr>shotaain't no way it's not a dwarf or a midget
>>742608112women don't know how to be funny
>>742608112Maybe because anything remotely interesting about a woman is always sex related. If it wasn't for sex we wouldn't put up with women, I assure you.
>>742598516girls dont discover that on their own. someone has to teach it to them. so if shes rubbing that clit, someone else has alrewdy been there. no ring.
>>742607593>Cropping out Yuri
>>742597038tranny coded thread
>>742598630green means go. yellow means yeild. red means stop. never go down on red
>>742608429>When her favorite devs are Alicesoft, Complets, and Sol-fa-Soft.
<3
>>742597474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T6lLWTk5FIHer second album was much better than that obnoxious punk pop
>>742604156I just gave him the sickest mutton chops and threads I could find. Don't know why a guy would want him to look like a bald murder hobo
>>742602532what hentai did you recently watch
>>742608041Grok is this real
>>742604156>not dressing your Arthur up as Woody, Ocelot, a western movie character, or a plantation owner and then being a murder hobo.
>>742608657>>742597474completely forgot she existedwhat's she looking like now?
>>742598392vaginal discharge isn't the same as the lubricant when they get horny
>>742598630Days de normL culur u git. Teh reel humie gitz haz purpL to blend n
>>742606418I might as well warn you but the particularly good looking men are doing it to deceive you. The epstein level shit I hear from them on a regular basis isn't an anomaly, it's the purpose of the camouflage. That or they're just a little gay, feel free to roll the dice.
>>742601596genuinely baseddon't let whores turn you into a joke
>>742607228...thank you for the list of evil bald men in video games .
>>742602206>She said, probably (my ex bf) logged in so she went through the steps to remove her account from other devices.is this the /v/ equivalent of "my gf's ex is texting her but she doesn't watch to block him because it would be rude"?what a cuck
>>742609614My sister made me in the sims and like 100+ people downloaded me
>>742608041men can't be whores, saw that even anime subtitles tried to make that a thing translating something into "man-whore"
>>742598630Coolant
>>742597038Bros, what's the controller with the strongest vibration? Xbox one works pretty well but I'm wondering if there is a stronger one
>>742601596>next 3 posts are all your (you)sNice, you deserve to be here mate. Next time me and the boys toast we'll pour some out for you
>>742610605Imagine the smell.
>>742610605My shoes aren't on because I'm not American now bring back my waifu get the fuck out of my house.
>>742597540>>742597241I am convinced that /ss/ fags are the most obnoxious of any fetish group. Even worse than NTRfags and BLACKEDfags somehow
>>742604779YOU don't remember the song faggot because ALL OF HER FRIENDS stuck up their nose they had a problem with his baggy clothes fucking shithead
>>742601596>always endedYes, what an excellent track record you have lmao. Shrimple indeed.
>>742610748Fuck off. Shotafags are obnoxious cunts and gay as fuck, but race fetishism of any kind is the province of low IQ subhumans trash and NTR is literal soul poison. Both are far and away worse than shotashitters being loud, dumb homos.
>>742597038>the joke is sex, get it ?i am so tired of this shit
>>742608204sauce?
>>742597038AGP thread
>>742607248NTA but it's an ancient meme about dragons fucking cars. I think there was an infamous subreddit or something for it.
>>742605031You will never have hair
>>742610605You promised we'd play Killer7 tho..
>>742607039Anyone who identifies as a female is female
>>742610915Then go post on a church message board or something.
>>742610887At this point you’re just comparing cancer to hiv to being shot in the head. Like this shit should be contained to /trash/ or banned outright like ponies were.
>>742611078Cool, so now that you've made 'female' worthless what term do we use when somebody wants to know what gender a person actually is instead of what their own hallucinated delusions are attempting to tell them?
>>742598630mountain dew
>>742608325Maybe bald was a bit exaggerated, but I see these buzz cut freaks a lot more than I should
>>742607364>thrice as hairy as any of you hereWhoa there buddy. I'll have you know I happen to be bear mode myself. I have a thick as fuck beard that dudes tell me openly they envy. I tell them they can have it, but they get all the rest of the body hair too. They usually concede that it's not worth it at that point.
>>742597038>"lols">it's all gooner bait
>>742597474why did you spoonfeed him
>>742598516Not necessarily but telling the whole world you're masturbating with a controller does
>>742606815Im the gamer girl who always has the cutest loli avatar then hop on VC all like>Yo, wass gud nigga wassup witchu? an octave below my already deep voice.
uh, guys? newest bikecuck comic.
>>742611559>So... you, uhhh... gonna pound this bussy or what? >C'mon, what are you, gay?
>>742611559Tonight. You.
>>742608429What the hell, she plays the same games as I do
>>742610605This is my nightmare. I had an xboxhuuuuuuge chick try to watch anime with me and it was supposed to be a group of people. Never again
>>742611559>gets bike stolen once>goes through an existential crisis that ends with him wanting to troon out
>>742608041Kegel exercises to maximize your firing strength. Blow it all out.
>>742611101The shits I drop are bigger than your scrawny arms sissy.
>>742608620imagine having a daughter...
>>742610605"Can we watch anime that's NOT steaming dogshit?"
>>742597241>>742597540>is that a....WOMAN?! OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG I BET SHE FUCKS KIDS UWU SO HECKIN CUTE AND VALIDTrannie/ss/....
>>742612239>>is that a....WOMAN?! OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG I BET SHE FUCKS KIDS UWU SO HECKIN CUTE AND VALIDThis but unironically
>>742611559>became alcoholic mid-comicIt's not a descent, it's a slide.
>>742610605>2000s anime>basically all made after the HD switchWhat a fucking poser.
/v/ bro's, i have a confession. A few years ago i had a female friend and we used to play videogames every day, for 2 years she was my best friend, until i did some stupid bullshit and lost the friendship.Fast forward to this year I went back to contact with her and she said everything was okay between us, but she doesn't talk to me anymore, and when she does it's barely a conversation from her side, she says it's because she's busy.Sometimes she doesn't answer me at all for days and then says she saw the message but forgot to answer it.Should I give up anons? Or am I overthinking it too much? I feel really shit with all of this, but I still like her and can't let go. She was my best friend and I only ever felt like I could talk with her
>>742607228>all media is video games
>>742607364God cursed me to only have hair in my legs, asshole and balls. I do not envy you at all anon, it's a nightmare to wipe when you have hair around and in your asshole.
>>742598630It's the Green Cumulon
>>742611819so far he's baiting trannies in a way that constantly points out that they are really men, so it's more of a ben garrison situation but in slower softer motion.
>>742611819bro got licensed by the Seattle Seahawks to make NFL comics dude will be fine
>>742612580i'll humour this.>until i did some stupid bullshit and lost the friendship.some mistakes we have to live with, it's good you apologised, but don't expect a universal reset, if things don't go back to how they were, learn to live with it.>Should I give up anons?never give up on being kind and reliable, but if you are hoping for something more than what you already have, you're wasting your time. Focus that energy into someone else, sometimes we don't notice we are doing the very thing we are upset about to someone else that doesn't deserve it.
Vibrationmaxxing was a real a thing among girls back in the day. Finding the game with the perfect sweetspot of strongest rumble and not being a hassle to achieve. A different kind of meta-gaming.
>>742612580What was the "stupid bullshit" you did?We are missing virtually all of the context here
>>742598907I am right now.
>>742613949Why couldn't this happen to me?
>>742598630It's all ogre.
>>742597038thps3 didn't have create-a-park, what a larping diddy foid
>>742613949Idgi
>>742597167mine is
>>742597579Your own fault for being a homo
>>742614452what's there to get?
>>742597579too late bro, you already read ityou're gay now
>>742597038>haha quarky>really cliche tomboyish gamer girl complete with bandaids>coloured hair>dog collar>joke is sexThis was drawn by a late-30s man.
>>742598392Eeew
>>742597982it's nervous because she's half naked
>>742614802So?
>ITT: Grown men discussing how they masturbated with a dualshock controller's rumble/vibration as children, and how they discovered masturbation Fantastic job, mods.
>>742614950He's based, but single and lonely
>>742613949https://files.catbox.moe/gkug81.png
>>742597038This reminds me of an old chanwhore who fucked herself with a pink playstation controller. I wonder if girls like those ever look back on their 4chan days.
>>742604481I'd prefer this to the chud/tranny version thoughbeit
>>742608842He's right.
>>742605031>So he’s evil because he’s bald? Do you know what honest men go through due to stereotypes like this? You guys don’t what it’s like to start losing hair in your late teens.
>>742611559
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Why did this turn into an incel thread? I just wanted to post a hot picture to get a coom thread going. You really can't have shit anymore on modern 4chud.
>>742604635
>>742615526you are naive
>>742609334Like fine fucking wine
>>742615741Wow she looks younger when she's young.
>>742615915>Wow she looks younger when she's young.
>>742597038I played these games with my dad and brothers. No. No I didn't know that. I placed water and lava everywhere in our custom parks like a normal kid.
>>742608402>girls don't discover that on their ownWhy are /v/irgins so confident in their lack of knowledge?
>>742615915It's the tens of pounds of makeup
>>742608429>fortniteYep, I'm out.
>>742598630Whens the last time she dilated? it has to be done daily
>>742606728>fuck her every dayHow the hell would you ever have the time for that? Like I legit can't understand people who say they fuck every day, sometimes multiple times. Don't you have shit to do, things to get done? A single sex session takes like hour and a half approx, sometimes an hour if we're quick, and two if we want to do it slowly. But that's a huge chunk of the day and combine that with a job, chores, etc. The only way I see you could be fucking everyday is for you and your partner being jobless and you live in a shit hole that never gets cleaned.
>>742611686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNhcYu21Uk
Every night before bed my wife and I spend some time playing games. In the 8 years we've been together she has only played Papers, Please.
>>742598630Take the cucumber out, it's now a pickle.
>>742598630It means grandfather loves you.
>>742598630shrek'd
>>742612580>i had a female friendstopped reading there
>>742598392Actual real question about pussy here. The one(1) time I fingered a girl when I took my hand out it had little white lumps of discharge on it, they were kinda round and looked like tiny balls of pus maybe? I really don't know what they were but when I saw them on my hands I for some reason started laughing and the girl got really mad which is probably why it never happened again.What was that stuff? Did she have nasty pussy?
>>742613712Yeah, you are right anon. I've told this myself countless time but I guess there's things someone else gotta say to you for you to believe it.It hurts to let her go and I don't really have anything to replace what I had, but shit is already done.>>742613908Honestly, it was such a boneheaded mistake that even I don't know why I did it.For background I met her playing a TF2 match and then it turned out she was small YouTuber and also the girlfriend of a bigger YouTuber, that never mattered to me but she did have some internet "fame" and all the crap that comes with it.We used to play games basically every day together, to the point that some of the retards from her Discord server starting saying that I was going to "steal her from her boyfriend" and that I was "cucking her boyfriend", then some stupid drama happened of her boyfriend texting minors and instead of not touching the poo, I went head first into it and talked with her about it, then the friendship basically went to complete shit that day.I feel embarrassed talking about this, never talked with anyone about it, and now I'm kinda scared of how I'll be mocked.
>>742608429>Dark Souls Demasteredyikes
>>742617397Probably just pussy smegma.
>>742617397Who knows. As long as it didn't stink it's normal.
>>742598812It genuinely fascinates me how fucking gay shotashit manages to be.You’d have thought that a smaller male would lead to less focus, but no
>>742608429fucking love Rance
>>742617397yeast infection
>>742613949LMAO
>>742617416It happened around 5-6 years ago, and I think the only funny thing from all of this is that the same people that where saying she was cheating on her boyfriend with me at the time, still hangout with her to this day. >>742617004Why would I be lying anon-kun? I'm a anon just like you, got nothing to gain from this aside from being made fun of from something that I'm vulnerable about, but I feel like I have to talk about this for the sake of my sanity.
>>742613987its a sick joke of life, and we can never go back
>>742614452the joke is sex
>>742617670>just like you,nuh-uh, you're unlike me
>>742598630That's the green cumulon
>>742613949sus
Really great thread about video games good job guys
>>742617397Sounds like a yeast infection or some other kind of disease. Probably wouldn't have killed you but you dodged a bullet not sticking your dick or tongue in there.
>>742617397Centipede eggs
>>742617795
>>742610802But I ber they were jealous after they saw sk8er boy rocking on MTV.
>>742598908This came out at the start of the rise of the metrosexual man. Skater boys in their baggy clothes were okay but not quite as desired as the lanklets in tight pants.
>>742611559Alright I've gotta admit, that's a pretty good joke
>>742617819Centipedes? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.
>>742610802>ALL OF HER FRIENDS stuck up their nose they had a problemwomen give other women bad advice on purpose, retardit's like you're not even a misogynist
>>742617397>they were kinda round and looked like tiny balls of pus maybe?Yeah pussy juice/discharge can get lumpy like jello that's been mushed up in a bowl. Often means some sort of yeast infection or she could just be a day or two out from starting her period.
>>742618351Glad someone got it
>>742598690My cousin got caught summoning picrel in Final Fantasy 8 and using the rumbling controller on his cock. Women do the same shit, and honestly just have more options. Make sure you wash your hands after touching a girl's hairbrush.
>>742598908>when were skateboarders ever unpopularpeople fucking hate skegs. no-one ever liked them.
>>742618482
>>742618518sk8 fags were stoners so yea
>>742607039>TRANScends stereotypes
>>742618536
lol rat
>>742618586eh stoners are 50/50. some are cool, some are just useless piece of shit stoners. but people just fucking hated skegs. it wasnt until the Tony Hawk, Bam Margera, CKY era later on that people actually started tolerating it enough to not beat their scrawny asses up. I grew up in the country though so anyone that didnt shoot pigs and ride dirt bikes on weekends was considered a flaming homo, so naturally skegs got it the worst.
>cow girl>dick slip>goes right in her butthole>jumps off and runs to the toilet>in immeasurable pain>bleeding from her butthole>almost faints>"let's do that again!"
>>742618707>VIVA LA BAM!>What he will do nextt!?>whatever the fuck I want>*starts swimming in piss*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agO_QuLs3Voreally cool Bam you are the coolest dude bro...
>>742618815Piss was different back then you had to be there to understand.
No one told me fart noise when you put benis in bagina
>>742597241I love how the mere mention of /ss/ always mindbreaks sharteens and makes them scream about le troons and NTR.
>>742618958The Sharty is low culture it won't out last 4cück. We will be the ones laughing at their zoomer asses in the end. They are going to close shop sooner than us.
>>742618770did you pop a hemorrhoid or something?
>>742611686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w
>>742619013Untrained butts need to be loosened up or something will tear.
>>742606815Top right. Getting on the mic is a mistake and ruins the dynamic of lobbies so talking is always a fucking bad idea because there's always someone trying to cling on to you. It's better to be one of the boys and take the funniest insults in silence with the only downside of not being able to shoot back. Back to hiding.
>>742618953Did you also start laughing?
>>742618958Bruh the leader / admin of the Sharty admitted to liking trannies not long ago I think. He wrote a whole manifesto and everything about it.
>>742619083L O N D O N ?ONDON?
>>742619132Not surprised, reminder that when the sharteens got upset ovee Coffin of Andy And Leyley they happily teamed up with trannies to "doxx" Nemlei
>>742597038My first girlfriend (back in 2001) would repeatedly summon Eden in FF8 and use the controller as a vibrator.
>>742619132Man, are all homophobes secretly gay or something?
>ex breaks up with me>gives me her Dildo that's shaped like a lifesaver candy barUnironically what did she mean by this?
>>742618770I remember the first time I tried anal the girl was so unprepared and tight from the anxiety of trying something new but I was so eager and raring to go that I just jackhammered it up her ass only to feel a sharp pain under my glans. When I took it out there was a bit of blood around that area so I thought I had fucked something up inside her but no, it was my frenulum that had been tornIt has since then healed but when it's very cold I can feel a bit of pain on the scar
>>742610748anyone who constantly goes into threads to talk about their fetish unprompted is an insufferable faggot of the highest order.
>>742619320>putting anything finger, mouth or otherwise inside a girls literal assholeYou learned a harsh lesson.
>>742619268no thats a tranny copekys faggotim not even from the sharty i have been in 4chan from like 2012 to today
>>742619393>anon thinks a pussy is cleaner than an assholeOh boy I have some bad news for you.
>>742619320I never did anal but my girl always loved it when I tapped it.
>>742611559>>742618347I can actually respect a person who admits he wishes he was a cute girl but is fully aware he is just a Norf FC.
>>742599145If I am going to jerk my dick to something, the LAST thing I want to be looking at is a little boy.
>>742619642(You) are the little boy and you are getting fucked by a grown up woman. That's the appeal.
>>742619591One expels waste the other doesn’t. By simple logic one is cleaner than the other and your sharty memes dont change that.
>>742619764Bro...
>>742617416This is a really weird and gay set of circumstances and I would expect nothing less from zoomoids
>>742619083Why do girls say this. I see you online in helldivers 2 all the time and there's none of this. Do you always play in cod lobbies or something?
>>742610605Sounds good for me as long as you don't put that Haruhi shit on, and I won't actually be paying attention during Toradora
>>742610605Can we watch SLAYERS instead?I'm in a fantasy high-jinks kind of mood
>>742619764>the other doesntLOL
I'm 32 and just lost my virginity in April. I didn't really enjoy it that much so I told her I'd rather just watch a movie next time. I think she took it as an insult because she blocked me the next day.
>>742618703Butthole...
>>742620768I'm 40 and hasn't lost my virginity because momma didn't raise no looser
>>742597038
>>742599506>4chan was good when it was validated by females
>>7426210604chan was never good, but it was definitely better
>>742620281Now how can I take this personally?
>>742620909>looserHello saar
>>742619362This
>>742599506Plenty of foids still browse this website. We must do everything we can to reduce that number
>>742621134I'm Swedish
LMAO
>>742621109it was better because it was a more popular website in general and boards moved faster.
>>742621196cucked
>>742598392Ewwww what the fuck, disgusting
>>7426157412019 is prime.
>>742619764Pussy expelled you. You are waste. QED.
>>742621196how's minus8 doing latelly? I've been disconected for some years
>She turns on TV>Guess who she sees?>Skater boy rockin' up MTV>She calls up her friends>They already know>And they've all got tickets to see his showSo is he a skater boy or a musician?
>>742598630btw i'm glorp
>>742621830He skates while playing the guitar
>>742621830first one, then the other
>>742598485she is though?
>>742608497>green means go. yellow means yeild. red means stop. never go down on redDoes the same applies to guys? My cum is red-ish sometimes.
>>742605031eh sure bro
>>742598630I'd start asking Bruce Banner some questions
>>742598392what if it's white asking for a friend
>>742601596wtf holy friggin based??????
>>742601596Based>>742610880Everything always ends
>>742604635it's genuinely fucking hilarious that japs are incorporating this retarded meme fetish into their comedy manga
>>742608041oh so that's why I sometimes shoot out hard lumps...
>>742606815100% male here. would be an "uwu girl" to avoid doing actual work lel
>>742608429>rance, rance, ranceI'm gonna rape her, and she gonna love it
>>742607550I would the black weaboo because she's probably the only one with ginormous juggs while also being an unironic AIDSless virgin
In fable for the Xbox I would hold back an arrow and let the vibration from the controller massage my balls
>>742610605Please tell me she nurses my tip in her mouth the entire time
>>742608429>50 rance shortcuts>funbag fantasy>tokyo necro>milk inside a bag
I'm drunk and this is the funniest /v/ thread I've seen in months, thanks
>>742598630been fucking orks big guy?
>>742608429>her
>>742609418>spase maren stuffThat's a one way ticket to Blood Ravens cargo hold
>>742597038My cousin used to rub my dualshock 1 on her pussy while we played Syphon Filter 1 or 2 on PS1 because she said it was funny. Didn't realize until years later that she was cumming while laughing to cover it up.
>>742623086Did you also have to leave your room door open when your cousin visited?
>>742608429I really like Clannad :)
>>742606815none of the aboveI am unashamed of my y chromosomes
>thps3 infinite rumble reddit story
>>742623178No, but her mom was always suspicious and said I could look but don't touch when we were like 8. Never did anything. Says more about her than us.
Yes, the joke IS sex.
>>742623260>I could look but don't touch when we were like 8lolwut
>>742623319That's what she said. Probably because she had experience playing house or doctor when she was that age. Not even joking. We were playing with something in a tent in her room, then her moms pops her head in and drops that line.
>>742618953did you seriously never hear the term "queef" before?
>>742610915jeszcze się nie zabiłeś?
>>742618953>put benis in bagina>pussy farts, get caught completely offguard>"pffwahahaha cute">she runs off crying because of some past trauma
>>742618953my gf was a virgin when she met me and I've never heard anysorry anon
>>742625178is that cow okay
>>742602656You've already resigned to it, all but assuring that is the caseAnyway women are fucking annoying. You probably just need some friends buddy
>>742622106HULK BUTTSMASH PUSSY
>>742597038I used to own one of those CD cases that had a speaker built into the outer casing. Back during a school trip one time, this girl asked to borrow it to listen to some music on it. She was sitting behind me, down the back of the bus. A minute later, I notice the music sounds kinda muffled, so I look back and she has it sandwiched between her thighs. She's red in the face and gasping, and her friend is giggling. We were all around 10yo at the time.Girls sure do love stuff that vibrates, huh?
>>742625607he died :(
>>742625879How funny...
>>742605031you are deserving of ridicule if you go for the big beard and bald head lookbonus points if you wear glasses too
>>742598516yes
>>742623260I have a 14yo cousin and when she gets clingy with me (I'm in my thirties) my aunt just laughs it off as her being silly and liking her "uncle", it's awkward as fuck
>>742625992Yeah it was cute.
>>742599327You can't just say perchance.
>>742605031>You guys don’t what it’s like to start losing hair in your late teens.I do.
>>742619320My frenulum brotherI too have torn my shmeat from being eager as a dogcannot speak to doing it in the poop chute, but foreplay is important
>>742610605can we watch video girl ai with the lights off tonight?
>>742626083Just like in my doujins!
>>742605031I'm bald, it definitely makes you evil.
>>742608429none of these games have ever been booted
>>742609507
>>742605031i mean, how can you not be?
>>742626981You can already see spotty hair and bangs covering up recession on the left. The pube beard is a choice.
>>742598630>>742598673Its worse than bacteria. Its Trichomoniasis, caused by millions of tiny parasites squirming around. And if you're a dude, you won't even know you're infected. They're just always there and causing prostate cancer.
>>742597241based and yes
>>742610748Only a blackedjeet would think this
>>742611559Fuck, I actually love this one
>>742628109Wait.. this isn't funny....
>>742628165Oh come on now, it's quite funny, almost worthy of my sides going off into orbit.
>>742628213haha, I think I get it now
>>742597540Ba/ss/ed
>>742608429>anki dead centerwhat's the equivalent of mah nigga for a bitch
>>742627651*lives in your dick*
>>742628382Should've cut to him being ripped and the elf getting full nelson'd.
>>742628382>LE FUNNY FAECXDDDD
>>742626267Shouldn't it be like this?>*static crackle*>It's over.>It's what? Over.>It's over. Over.
I did that with Ratchet & Clank : Tools of Destruction but can't remember how exactly.
>>742628468le faec is funny thoughever
>>742628382ONE JOKE
>>742605031I'm 25 and I think I see some thinning on the top side. I'll probably be joining you bros in another 5 years, probably sooner. We can all baldmaxxx together happily ever after, foids and society can go fuck themselves.
>>742628109The joke...is sex. Sex with animals.
>>742598392That's snizz
>>742609507lulzers
>>742627651what the fuck is wrong with women
>>742628728You probably have it too if you've ever been with someone off Tinder.
>>742604635Sick fuck.Those cars are too young.
>>742628275I'm glad you and >>742628646 were able to get it.
>>742610979Is dragons fucking cars now ancient lore?
>>742610605Toradora is extremely patrician taste. I really tried to get into Death Note on two different occasions but dropped it both times. Can't muster the urge to watch it. Never seen the other two, even though the frame where Haruhi is holding a pencil with her upper lip is my pfp on YouTube.
>>742608429Yeah I would run, because that's a tranny.
>>742629175It's been over twenty years, anon.
>>742614452The joke only works in spanish. He was calling her "Señora", a title reserved for mature, married women.
>>742597038I wish I were a woman, fuck living as a male, fuck this life
>>742629462Do you believe in reincarnation?It's your only option. But chances are, you will never be a woman.
>>742629312I guess it has been a while.
>>742625726Friends are just as annoying as womenMale circles are an endless exhausting dick waving contest
>>742597241Shotas belong to far old men. Hoes belong to black men who will turn them single mothers.All balanced as Jews intended.
>>742629253BeeG watch yuru camp
>>742611056
>>742629873>far old menToo far. Onesan Big Sister types live closer.
>>742629462egg
>>742630132This ad reminds me of that one time in college I wanted to score some drugs so my friends told me to get on grindr and ask if people want to party which almost got me raped.
>>742615265chad. hell bent on genociding a race in his bald rage
>>742629529>iwnbawThen why fucking bother living? I don't want to live as a male
>>742597038So who's the artist? Reverse search sucks now.
>>742600118Mahoro would NEVER do such a thing...
>>742602656>Reddit manYou deserve it
>>742598630eat fewer onions
>>742627651>prevention: not having sexI'm finally succeeding at something
>>742622136That's normal. Happens during the luteal phase I think.
I like the taste of it. I really do.
>>742630785I don't even want to be trans
>>742630973nigga explain further
>>742608402They're calling this the most Indian post on the board.
>>742610748/ss/ fags are either molested adults or virgins who wish they got molested. They literally can't help being retarded.
>>742630973You can't just say that and not elaborate. Storytime, anon.
>>742606815I'm middle right but a grown ass man.
>>742631868hey where can I get this badge?
>>742629719who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
>>742598803grosspoor anon
>>742606815i'm not a girl unfortunately, not everyone gets lucky enough for that
>>742607371Pooper
Pedofiles get the rope.
I hate my desire to be desired by foidsI wish I was asexual.
>>742604156>girls: make their husband>boys: make themselves
>>742617598how will she settle the debt? lol
>>742608429>Black Souls>Black Souls 2>Her
>>742606815the only female friend i had was 3 and 4 combined. she had 3000 more hours than me in warframe too. too bad she died of cancer 2 days ago
>>742634182To tie up girls with?
>>742606790So do horse girls actually like horse cock or is that a meme, I can't tell from your post
>>742635027Just a meme. Girls like horses because they are cool and they get to be in a community with like minded people.
>>742635261>because they are coolbecause they are pretty? hard to explain but using cool there seems wrong.
>>742635261That's a shame
>>742635491I'm a man so I think horses are cool. They are too retarded to be pretty.
>>742635669exactly, cool is a male thing. i don't think a woman looks at some living thing and thinks it is cool, unless she wants to fuck it (a cool man).
>>742635785Not a gurl so I cant comment on that. To me any animal with minimal sexual dimorphism is cool.
