Previous: >>742626658https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong-QuestNext: The Talos PrincipleLater: Fire Emblem: Three Houses
hi
migged
miggy
TRANS
I like Dankey Kang Cantry 2
trans rights are human rights!
miggin'
>>742640449>Now: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong-QuestLies
Hope someone pulls the fire alarm for some excitement
Had to temporarily disable my Donkey Kong filter to find these threads. Blame Nintendo for shilling it so hard that it's necessary to have it filtered.
Bunch of obnoxious faggots who need to shut the fuck up we're already 5 minutes over estimate
IM A HEADBANGA
Has Terranigma ever been played at any of these events?
Anon restream. Can recommend. Youtube, twitch-like website. Just copy paste into google.cytu be/r/m4cYes...copy past, "cytu be/r/m4c" into google.
>>742640517WHERE IS SHE
>>742640529thisbut i also hope they do it at funniest possible time
BOOSH!
DIE TRANNY DIE
>>742640449THE THREAD WASN'T EVEN ON PAGE 7YOU IDIOT
>>742640449https://tracker.gamesdonequick.com/tracker/ui/events/66/prizesPick your prize
My run is up next guys, wish me luck!
SHE'S ONLY 6 YOU SICK CUNT
I hope "I'M IN"-guy is alive and well
this shit is still going, holy hell put on the video games
mogged
Wasn't DKC2 supposed to start by now?
What did Mr. Suck & Fuck do again? Did he say something problematic on Bluesky?
Someone hydrate kfccup
mm yes, video games
Would you take the card?
>>742640618Just let it go man and enjoy the cringe...
>>742640618guess black lives dont matter to them after all..
>>742640591
>>742640449good job splitting the first thread
>>742640618They cancelled it to make room for more TRANS RIGHTS
>>742640664AND SMELL IT
Why did she do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjINA8dc4o
>>742640673Why is Cirno a snail?
First mig
>>742640664Is this a REAL vagina-haver? In MY gdq?
>>742640607They gave theatre kids control of the schedule. it's over.
>>742640449any cute trans?
WE BACK
>>742640449Will this last 1 week too?
Wherearethe troons????
they are still yapping...
Where's Mr Cheat-and-Shout-at-my-wife?
The first run should've started by now right
does this event have speedruns?
>>742640718eh, smite me
When Migu?
>>742640743What the fuck is that lmao
>>742640524kek this guy broke you so badly. you're in danger of morphing into the kind of troon that does nothing but talk about eggs
>sexually assault ESA's main presenter>get hired and promoted to lead prize presenterTHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAO especially since they replaced an older white guy who got accused of the exact same thing
the cinema meme is the quintessential marker for a superficial sheep/npc/normaltag that is only in tune with whats in vogue and only partakes in hobbies for the social element, prefers twitch streamers to playing games oneself, etcits incredible how much that one word reveals about someone.
>>742640743you just know whoever made this masturbated onto it
>>742640626was cause of this
>>742640787cursed goblin leon
>>742640812fuck off
>>742640758he's bannedI'm not kidding
>>742640738Anons like you get me worried.There's no shame in finding joy even in ugliness, but actively rooting for failure because you've forgotten how to love success is too far.
>>742640713please understand, she's pushing the wrong side is 30
I know they're often behind schedule, but how do you start off now 10 minutes late to the first run on the schedule?
>>742640803wait who/when was the goblin accused of rape?
>>742640626there is no information at all lmao
diddly kong
>>742640812>post in a dead thread>try again here with the exact same messageembarassing, here's your (you)
>>742640781never left my wank bank
>No Scent>No Feasel the Weasel>No Peter Dinklage>No Jhops or whatever his name was>No Darkchud>No Game and Have Sex With Other Women Behind My Wife's BackIt's over...
my banana, her mouth
>bringing your kid to gdqoh no no no
How did you play DKC 2 the first time? I got it on my 9th birthday.
>32k viewersthis shit is dead kek
GET ON WITH THE RUNS
Miggly
This kid wants to go home
>>742640870you know what they say about women that wear chokers
>Donating to this in this economyThey want us to starve huh?
>>742640765Temperance is a virtue
>>742640842AHAHAHAHAHA
>>742640842LMAO what an autist
>>7426409294.8k on jewtube
>BUT FIRST
GOOD MORNING SIRS
HELLO SAAR
so... where's the run?
>>742640898Yes PLEASE anon anything to make her shut up
DO NOT REDEEM THE EBOLA
>>742640935
>>742640935if those are two gay days, that kid is in serious danger
>>742640870>This banana is going to end up in MY pussy or MELO'S ass! Make sure to add which you would prefer to see in your donation by the end of the Donkey Kong Country 2 run!
>>742640842Wtf. Chat, is this real?
>>742640842lmfao
They can't even speedrun the speedruns.
>>742640842how does one lack awareness enough to say something like this about a coworker at fucking *GDQ* of all places? lmao
>>742641016Just enjoy the runs.
>>742640945Charity starts at the liquor store.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
more talking and more talking and more talking...
Thank god for the ad break i just got
first mig
>>742640935This is a form of torture for this kid
>>742640853>>742640883found the reddit zoomer npcs
Weird how they don't care how these people are effecting poor westerners.
>The runs haven't even started yet and they're already behind schedule
>>742640842>she's a size queenfuvk
>ad break during the thing you're supposed to be donating tolmao
>>742640862She's officially a hag.
>>742640854His voice was annoying anyway, so that's a good thing.
>>742641072I have it on mute. They're treating grown adults like children by over explaining everything.
So what the reason exactly was for gdq to ban Rocko's life game ?
>Ebola-chan posting now officially on topic
>>742640935whose kid is that???
>>742641048It's not a speedrun event chuddy.
>>742640928it was the first game i ever played so i would have been 4 or 5
They should hire mercenaries to kill all the stupid assholes burning down their clinics.
Why isn't the African countries building hospitals in their own countries with the billions and billions they get in aid from the west?
Statistically speaking, showing poor Africans actually makes people less willing to donate.
Where's the game?
>twitch adsoh so this event is actually dead now. it was bad enough but im not sitting through 5 minute ad breaks
I like the new prize orc.
saar please donate
good morning sirsare you enjoying your RUNS hahaha
>>742641065I miss Corona-chan posting.
Spike legit carries this event with charisma alone. His finger is on the pulse of speedrunning
>>742641135>ya'llleaving the typo aside, why do american leftists love that word?
Why can't Africa pay for their own medical system instead of begging money from others?
man I could give less a shit about any of this where are the video games
>>742641135>stop watchingoof lets see how this ends
>>742641073TwitchAdSolutions or use the youtube stream unless you think the dwb segment is an adroll
>>742641135If we say it's a good thing, it will be so
>>742641174learn to block. Or watch on youtube
>all donations go to africaHmm, no>indian doctorsActually, we should support them.
>Even doctors without borders has been taken over by indians now
>Ads during the actual charity
>>742641174Watch on youtube
Posting Plum because this shit is boring.
>>742641174watch it on youtube or learn streamlink already
>>742641135This is the reason they've lost viewership. There's too much time spent on unnecessary filler content. Most of the games today I have no interest in Today's runs.
>already 15 minutes behind
>oh so this event is actually dead now. it was bad enough but im not sitting through 5 minute ad breaksAnon just go watch the youtube stream instead of the twitch oneit doesn't have any adds there.
gone but not forgotten
That did an incredible job convincing me not to donate to MSF
>>742641158do you genuinely believe "the west" invests BILLIONS of dollars in the democratic republic of the congo? lol
>>742641158Why build something, when westerners come with boats to cure you for free?
Any Plum enjoyers?Cant wait for Summer Plum content
>>742641234Indians without toilets
>>742641208He knows the last thing people want to see is speedruns.
another year...
So are there gonna be runs at this event?
now time for two fat lesbiansWHERE ARETHEFUCKINGGAMES
GAMES WHERE?
>>742641247
OH MY GOD IT'S STILL GOING
>>742641208hey spike
>>742641146Weird thing to say that they only care about Disease prevention if it only starts to give Westerners the sniffles
slampigs on screen
>>742641271I really don't know why would anyone put up with twitch's bullshit in 2020+6
Would you?
They have Valve fans at the event now?
>>742641170you thought there were going to be games and speedruns? this year they decided it would be better if the annoying hosts just talked on the couch for the whole week
rip coolmatty
>>742641324>>742641321video games?
>>742641318>>742641321>>742641324It's a CHARITY EVENT FIRST, chuds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfowatch it on youtube and you wont see adswatch it on youtube and you wont see adswatch it on youtube and you wont see ads
Finally some real fucking pig freaks, let's go.
START THE GAMES
>they can see if you mute the stream because you dont count as viewer anymorewin win
sorry I can't, I tap out, gonna play some slay the spire 2
trannies without borders
..That pink lighting in the background looks like the shit those trans femboy faggots on twitter use for the videos they post using dildos.
Every time I tune into this turdshow I get sad thinking about what we lost
>>742641304
>>742641364>ads at all
cool mattie fucking died
WHERE IS THE DKC2 SPEEDRUN? Would you a monkey?
>>742641296That Mumbo guy took everything for himself. his salarty cost more than every hospital in the country. Back when it was called, uh, I forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gm-5KsAbEE
>two slampigs (female) to startnot bad
Holy fuck can you start the speedruns already?
FATFAAAAAAAT
Did they cancel the opening run?
>coolmatty had a family emergencyand how is he supposed to help??
>video game event is barely about video gamesWow this reminds me of /v/ somehow
>>742641369No they don't, shut the fuck up
>>742641318i got some runs for ya*takes a liquid shit all over your desk*
they used to send out hotter shills...
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE RUNS?!
>>742641384how specific
Remember when GDQ would at least start on time?
>>742641287what are the odds that he commits sudoku
who would bring a child here
it pisses me off that they're being sponsored by AMD but they aren't giving any gear for prizes, they used to do that
>business director is a woman
>Help two men get married to show how progressive you are>Fast forward 15 years>Cheat on your wife and get fired for harassing a coworkerWhat did he mean by this?
>Obesity speedrun any%
Oh shit, when did this start?
I'm gonna pass out bros..I won't make it to the speedrunsgo on without me
>>742640796least schizophrenic gdq enjoyer.
>>742641336I mean, logically speaking, the only thing that will kill a Westerner is the coof. In Africa you've got about ten billion ways to die before breakfast that isn't Ebola.
I wanna do some biznus with that director. Would love for her to sit on my face and piss down my chest
what the fuck does it even mean to be a >charity steam firstdo these idiots not realize that these sort of charity events usually have some sort of DRAW? you don't just HAVE a charity event
>>742641287Did he ask for a blowy from one of the staff?
So did CoolMatty succumb to his sickness then?
and heres the female quota HR hires
I'm glad they're explaining what the charity is after showing us a minute video explaining what the charity is
>>742641287>the administration has decided it.>do not discuss it.Sasuga GDQ authoritarians>>742641362Monke game will not start until they have reached $50k
>>742641342I had to think about it a bit, but no.
>>742641403Banjo-Kazooie
I can't believe they're already starting with a trainwreck before even the first run.
>>742641325FRUITCUP DON'T LOOK
>>742641476it was supposed to start 20 minutes ago
>>742641342>tattoos>fatno
any srg ancientboys still around?
why are they so fatwhat do they eat
Dr Congo bros...
skits done long
>>742641473Being performative usually means you have something to hide
>>742641519its really weird because the allegations about bobbeigh/blacktastic were even stronger but they have no problem with that
>>742641535What's the thing in the back, ROG Ally?
!ATTENTION!CALLEB HART WAS SPOTTED ON THE HOTEL TERRITORY!HE IS WEARING A LONG HAIR WIG AND DRESS!
>no runs>no trannies>not even video gamesHave I been had by /v/?
I hope someone shouts FUCK ISRAEL at the event
>>742641234there's more indians on planet earth than all of europe, america, canada, etc. combined
Are we gonna top this edit at SGDQ 2026?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?
>>742641562Brahmin and mole rats
>>742640935never seen more stepdad energy in my life
You already had a bit talking about the charity, even though you ran an ad through it. We are now 20 minutes late to the first fucking game. Get on with it.
>>742641562brahmin
>planned to cook dinner in time for the first run>got lazy, running late, panicked>GDQ is even lazier and later>I'm ahead of schedule and my lamb chop is at risk of being overdone
Anyone have the wrap it up image
She's a yapper guys!
>>742641503I think I saw him right after the intro segment
>>742641287zoinks
>why we're all hereDo these bitches know the only thing GDQ host and runners shout out is about transrights and never the charity organization?
>>742641567Their world cup performance made me more sympathetic to their plight
>>742641585This is just a shill NGO event now with skits. Speedruns are not necessary anymore
WOOO! ONLY 20 MINUTES BEHIND SCHEDULE BY THE 1ST GAME!
>>742641553Only bussies allowed.
WHEN IS THE VIDEOGAME STARTTED ??
>>742641553this is 100% what this thread looks like irl
20 fucking minutes late
>words words wordsIt's money laundering. Get to the games.
[please clap]
>no couchit begins
where are the video games
>>742641503they stashed his corpse in a freezer to keep collecting his disability checksevery dollar counts
video games
TWENTY MINUTESAnyway time for the husbandbeater
>yapper, banger, cinema, yallz tgat provides so much like context and is so important hoiype
that's a big black manbut not my big black jon
Ryan Ford beat his ex boyfriend
>Event starts>Only 35k viewersJust a generational falloff
Finally, I can unmute.
>>742640935is that Tiny Tim?
I didn't know the runner was going to cosplay too
6 mo. go by so quick!
Why is it so fucking dark?The room, not the guy.
Diddy ahh game?
what did this nigga do to be the headliner because he is a mid-tier runner at best
START THE FUCKING RUN FATFUCK
>>742641287So that's what the fireworks last night were for
I can barely see that nigga, get some proper lights in here.
>>742641553I 'member /serg/
and now we choke
>normal looking black man with no speech impediments playing DK2A-are we back bros?
>black starting the show with donkey kongreally agdq
An African American gentleman starting the event with Donkey Kong Country 2 huh?
>No pronouns on first runnerOff to a good start, comfy incoming
Pack it up. There's no time. Except for ads.
Americans ruin literally everythingESA is betterJapan rta is betterAUSspeedruns is better
This game is so fucking underrated. This is still genuinely one of the best games ever made. Mogs both Mario and Sonic hard.
At least it actually looks like a good run because there's a semi normal person running it and no couch trying to attention whore. Just hope that the donation reader doesn't talk too much
Monkeh go
finally fucking starting
Turn on the lights
BLACK MAN, IN A WHITE TROONS WORLDSHE'S GOT no friends :<
Finally
>>742641752Americans gonna love it
NIGGERTHIS GUYS IS A NIGGER
>>742641715Gamers hate light.
>>742641767Old GDQ was amazing, troons ruined it.
>>742641775ook ook
why did he only collect the N broswhat did he mean by this
We have gameplay
>>742641135Spikevegeta is a pedo.
RATE THE PRESHOW
monkey
Do the KONG pieces not count for %?
see you in winter when i forget how boring this is
>>742641758>>742641812>Picks up the "N" right awayONLY DIDDY THE DIDDLER
>no pronouns>cosplay>yapsolid A run
>>742641780The runner hasn't been unlocked yet.
This vexes me
>>742641715Probably some chode complained about eye strain and they had to be inclusive and lower the light levels
Kek, the AMD pillow.
Why is the runner cam so dark? Can't afford better lighting?
>>742641775Monkey girls drive me bananas
>black runner appears>/v/ instantly goes "yeah this looks like a good run!"
>>742641823F (overestimate)
>>742641768>any DKC>underratedin what world lmaoi agree with the rest of your post btw
>great game>actually fast
>>742641845We're not doing ratings this time buddy
>no couchUnusually tolerable start
>1 minute into the run>DONATION TIMEfucking hell
A black king playing DK?When did gdq become so bigotted?
-2000
>>742641713
>Not even two minutes into the game and already screaming donations Grim.
>>742641768>has consistently been considered one of the better games ever made for two decades>underratedWhat more do you want?
>>742641823ZZZ
>>742641823Dfor derrible
>empty couchAn actual runner?
>>742641767This could have been a megabased rant but he just had to invoke LE HECKIN RACISMERINO. What a nigger worshipping tranny faggot.
>>742641823F
>>742641581him and chibi are detransitioning the whole establishment by force this year
>>742641864The runner is so black he is absorbing all the light around him.
Did they seriously forget about trans folk this year?
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmm.It's early days yet, but I think I wish death upon this commentator. We'll see if it pans out.
what game is this?
>>742641887>We're not doing ratings this time buddy
I predict our first Trans Rights by half past
>>7426418843 is underrated
oh shit it's the guy from the smash cringe compilations
Only took an hour to get to the gameplay
keep talking maninstill fear in the donation reader
>>742641823ZZZ shut up and just play the games.
>>742641887looks like you were wrong my foreskinless friend
>>742641962Rocket Knight Adventures
>>742641946Not so fast!
When I get hurt IRL, I do kremling sounds.
finished all my chores now i can watch gdq all afternoon :D
Alright actually a good start with a classic speedrun game done by a solid runnerOf course then we get 5 hours of puzzle game and tactical RPG but we take what we can get
The start might've been late, but TROOOOOOONS RITES were mentioned like 5 times, so it's all good.
Why is the room so dark? Are they going for the ESA aesthetic now??
I fucking hate this game, I played this game for YEARS and never found the very last DK coin to unlock the true final boss.It was hidden inside a BONUS ROOM
>>742641823Gotta break out the Greek Ω to properly rate it
Should I watch this or just play DKC2 myself?
>>742641962Super Mario Brothers
>>742641861Oh fuck. We might get a real firealarm soon.
>>742641873WE love black people. /v/ is anti-racist.
>>742641135Maybe focus on the speedruns being entertaining instead of making shit sketches.
Needs to be dark to protect the troons
>>742642043I wouldn't put it past that they don't want background people being seen on stream to be main charactered or something like that.
>>742642070Yes
>>742642043MYSTERY NIGGAS
Jesus fucking christ man
>>742641581>>742641946Is this nigga still alive
>>742642070I should race him and see if I can beat the game any% faster than he can 100% it.
bro needs someone on the couch
>uuhm here we're trying the bongo-banga trick- ah we missed itKINO
>>742641823A
>>742642040they begrudngligny start off strong as bait then activate the turbo shilling protocols
>>742641848Topkek
why do they have purple lights? they are not ESA
i've never seen the hype die this quickly
>>742642039Same, though I dunno whether I'll actually watch it the whole time.
Where is his couch? Is GDQ racist?
bro has an emotional support Giant AMD CPU in the couch.
>>742642084GDQ has a low amount of black players in past events. We love to see the bruthas.
>>742642152audience is quiet like a graveyard already
>>742642043Its so they can hide how dead the audience is
>>742641287reminder that game and shout is a genderqueer divorcee
I hope someone does an "UH" counter for this run
>Warp to the end of the level, then fall down to grab the bonusesThere's so much I don't know about this game.
UHM/10see you next run
>>742642097S tier pair of tits
>>742642167>no pronounshe's probably a pariah
>>742641823D wasn't really funny
>whoops, missed it>flubbed that one>lot of flubs from mdThis guy sucks, is he a DEI speedrunner
The crowd does not give a fuck man
>Complaining about it being to darkDid you guys not remember when anon showed the blinding light they did 1 year
>>742641919
>Official AMD sponsor pillow on the couch
>>742642219He really needs someone on the couch to play off of.
Any anons took time off to watch this?
And um-and um-and um-
>98 minutes of uhhhhhhhmmmmm
>>742642236Everyone in this event is, have you not wisened up why the troons run a game with 50 reviews max on steam with a single speedrunner on speedruns dot com?
>middle of the run the cardboard cutout of the audience falls over
>>742642253hahahahah yeah good point
>>742642236He's the 16th fastest runner in the world.
imagine buying AMD shit unironically
>>742642240The crowd was clearly here for quirky trannies calling everything yuri, not actual speedrunning.
>>742640854I'm reading that he was banned because he offended a tranny somehow. Kek pretty based.>“I was targeted heavily to the point where people were emailing me images of trans women who would hang themselves,” said Shovda, “sending me emails about how my body was gonna decompose, and how they would see my bones and know it's a man's skeleton. So I left the Twitch sphere for about six months and came back, and now I have to be very conscious of the spaces I inhabit and let other people deal with things, because I've done my fair share."https://aftermath.site/games-done-quick-gdq-speedrunning-community-trans-rights/Lmao which one of you was this
This guys is perfect to fall asleep to, he's constantly talking but nothing is registering
rare full crowd runafter this, there will be a max of ten audience members at all times
HYPPOOOUUPPPEEEEE
HYOP
>>742641598That's fucking horrifyingWe need more trains
>>742642312AMD makes the best CPUstheir GPUs are also good if you don't care about RT fake frame slop
You will never be a woman
>>742642324>>742640842
>>742640449>Fire Emblem: Three Housesexciting game to run i'm sure
>>742642338they come back for tendie games
are we hydrated?reminder to stay hydrated!
Was speedrunning always this boring
>>742640449How we watching lads?
>Amd is bad because uhhhhhhh
>>742642312I am not using Intel ever again for my CPU.
>>742642408ran by a tranny as well
>>742642414They'll gaslight you when you already know the answer
>>742642418>not playing Donkey Kong Country
>>742642414tranniews and americans ruined it
>>742640842if i didnt know better id think this was some random 14yo
You are a woman. Even if you want to be a man you are a woman.
>>742642414Depends on the game and the performer, so no.
Is it furry to fap to Dixie?
>>742642485Why'd you say it twice?
/v/ gonna rate this S tier just because its a black runner
This guy is a bit nervous but he's really good
>>742642312>CPUs don't catch on fire like Intel>GPUs are cheaper and just as good as long as you don't do AI slop or meme tracingWhy would you not use AMD?
>>742642460>tranny runner>groom your student marriage % incentivesasuga
>>742642418With doggy
Bwos the restream is making fun of us…
I like the little jingle at the end of a level
how has it only been 12 minsI swear he's been yapping for about 30
>>742642534honestly raytracing in some games really adds some flavour, like cp2077 at night with raytracing is actually nice
>>742642414yes, you only noticed this time because carlton was doing it.
>>742642559tell them i said nigger
>>742642539two tvs?
>>742642539What a good pupper.
>This is the only scrollie-scroll I'm going to be doing...Why do the tricks have such retarded names?
>>742642485HAHAHAHAahahahahahah... ehemback to shittok bruh
>>742642559Why don't we have a cytube for this shit 2bh, guess not as much need with the youtube stream this year
>>742642485Did he died?
Oh god I forgot that because its in minneapolis they're gonna get a bunch of ICE donations
Yeah I’m thinking S tier
Who the fuck was that idiot behind that dono? Do they think the world's ending?
wtf you can say the n word on /v/ the vidya now??
TRANS RIGHTTTTTTS!!!!
>>742642534I have a 9070xt for over a bit of a year now and it works fine IF YOU USE OUTDATED DRIVERS. Every time I try to actually update my drivers I have all kind of issues like crashing, BSOD and more.
make a law that disallows redditors from making donations dear fuck, feels like talking to HR
I just realized video games are for losers.
How did Rare expect people to ever find all these bonus stages without the use of guides?
>>742642615Gotta game too
>>742642657>Do they think the world's ending?Yes they do, because Muh DrumpfAlso, they think that having Somalis steal literally millions of dollars from them is justified
>>742642531nah it's a C
Alright donator get a grip, it's playing video games really quickly.
>>742642606it makes the game and models look worse in certain lighting too
>>742642683People were intelligent back then.
>>742642531I'm going to give it a B, though.
>>742642680you're in the right place then
>>742640842>Wife divorces him because he cheated on her>Now thisWhat a retard holy fuck.
>>742642657You just know he thought he was somethign something super deep and meaningful.AI could write better than that shit.
CHOKE
MEGACHOKE
>guess I do the whole level again ahaha
>>742642683It was supposed to be the one game you owned and combed through.
>>742642683>>742642752They specifically put this shit in the game to sell strategy guides. Many game devs from that era discuss it in interviews.
>>742642683take the time to mess around, call the Nintendo hotline
C H O K E
>running a good game>in a non-meme categoryIt's gonna suck when we start seeing classics and they're some stupid TAS shit
>>742642761That's the shit I thought was deep when I was 12, but 12-year old me didn't have $500 to piss away
>>742642670I got a 5070 and it's the same dogshit for Nvidia now too, never update drivers unless you really NEED to play a game that just came out or want some new feature
>>742642747ive meant the city, not really the characters
This run was supposed to be a highlight...
>tfw no giant cpu plushy
What was that cadence
Let's plays done moderately quickly
N E R V O U S
Chibi won, I have cancer, rape the animals
>>742642615only poors have 2. I'm watching this, porn, world cup, caillu and a cheddar aging stream
alright so are there any good games planned this year
>>742642760MrMidlifeAndCrisis
>>742642835what's wrong with it?
>>742642531He's not particularily funny like they usually are.
Saved
>>742642843I want to fuck the AMD CPU plushie til it rots the fabric
>>742642578the indomitable enjoyer
A white runner wouldn't have choked.
We're doing dono trains 15 minutes into the first game? Come on, you're already in the middle of one of your big spikes in donations.
>>742642805I honestly think strategy guides are worth collecting more than physical retro games for this reason and it's easier to have an open book next to you than looking shit up on a phone
>literal AMD advertisement pillow the entire time
Will they keep doing this shit this year?
>>742642940>Not using adblock
>>742642904>Haha big boy ummmm so we in the community Discord uh yeah ummm but uhhh *dies* haha yknow
>>742642952Guaranteed
>>742642952>cutscene removalI call these circumcised runs
>>742642952we are already 20 minutes off during the very first runso yeah
>>742642223>>742642097Who is she?
>>742642661>/v/ right now
>>742642904bad commentary and choke central
Any vtuber watching so I can actually enjoy the event
>>742642952Posting this is extremely transphobic of you.
>>742642979could be worse i guess
this guy never has a couch to help with commentary and his solo commentary is fucking unbearable
How come there isn't a betting category yet on Polymarket for whether a GDQ run will be overestimate or feature trannies?
>>742642760>>742640842Maybe he's just talking from experience.
>>742642829It's so annoying because before I got my 9070xt I had a gtx 1060 and never had any driver issues or issues like that, and I had that card for nearly a decade and it's still in my old PC.I really liked it when stuff just worked.
>>742642952uhh yeah. they're not even thinking of the speedrun aspect when doing this. they just see it as letting spectators know how much longer it should go on for
>>742643039Too easy to rig with insider knowledge
What’s the lore of this boss
>>742642952Man stop noticing these things and just enjoy the run
>>742642952you better believe it
>>742643039polymarket is a jewish scam
>>742642952Damn, I hadn't wanted to keep track of the estimate this year
>>742643086Cool fiery ghost sword.
>>742643082that's literally all of polymarket
>>742642952Not overtime btw.
>Laughing like a retard at some visual glitchLiterally me.
>>742643113Isn't that hot in there?
Why is the AMD pillow just sitting there?Because it has no drivers!
>>742643086There's another ghost with a sword in it later.
Gdq doesn’t change times
>>742643124betting in general is a scam
>>742641287https://bsky.app/profile/emmieelliott.bsky.social/post/3mhorjsbtqk24That's all there is to it. Maybe he was a meanie to a troonlord that even xher wusband couldn't better the mood again.
He cant fully articulate words and play
>>742643168Yeah he was found dehydrated and dead after the event
>>742643113touhou fumos are banned but this fucking thing can sit in the front row infront of a camera
>>742643207>He cant fully articulate wordsIsn't that common for people like him?
>>742643216God is great.
>>742641287Wait wasn't he depressed because his wife just left him too or something?
>>742643234Handicapped people that can barely move their arms are also banned
>content warningOh for fuck's sake
>compared to top runnersWhat? Are they not inviting the best possible runner for the games?
>>742643109it feels like somebody wants to sell me something...
lmao
>forgot to tell them about flashing lightsBANNED
AIEEE FLASHING LIGHTS SAVE ME WARNINGMAN
>>742643207he's speedtalking
>>742643303Of course not, they banned them all years ago.
How the fuck is this thread this slow on day 1?
>>742643039>Overestimate When was the last time that even happened? The last two years or so they always just update the estimate so the run always finishes under
Okay the content warning is fine, but remove it now, you fucks they're warned
>>742643109kek
>>742643207>>742643258He just seem nervous imo
>>742643039Gamer culture has been for communists since 2014 so you are not allowed to make money unless you work as a penis chopper in a trans operation centre
I want that CPU pillow
>>742643325I already had a seizure and died...
>>742641287It was jadelyn whom he harassed yes?
>>742643303The runner needs to want to be there.
>it's been over 12 years since we got a 2D DK gameDK Bananza was good but I kinda wish we could have just had a 3D Mario and 2D DK game by now
>>742643352People don't have the money to pay for internet in this economy.
Imagine being such a weak failure of a human that dies from seeing flashing lights
Yeah just put the warning over the game and not the other 50% of screenspace taken up by useless bullshit
if you cant handle this small flash of light you should actually die. at that point it is natures choice
what's the current tranny counter?
>>742643352Because it's day 1 and a lot of people probably don't know the shit is going on
>>742643352most people stopped using the threads because of uhm... reasons
>>742643325FUCKING SHIELD YOUR EYES AAAAAHHHHH
>>742643352considering how bad the last event was I'm surprised people showed back up
>Ok, we got a dark bonus
>the warning now takes up almost a quarter of the screen
Why is GDQ not letting me watch the game What is with the giant disclaimer in the cornerDo they not realize how DISTRACTING that is
>no pronounsbased, but even the fairygrass tournament is funnier than this guy
>>742643375Both sides of it are going to be hot though
>>742642952You know it. Average skill of the runners is in the pits these days.
>>742643397there's no way that anyone that could get fugged up from a glimpse actually risks watching these random events, it's purely performative
>diddy kong>runner is black
>>742643325>>742643328>>742643339Aieee
>>742640570
pull the lever already this is insufferable
>>742643039
>>742643427Is there a way to counter them?
>>742643408This but for most food allergies
I thought he said cuckless earlier
>>742643402Those warnings are not there to actually warn people with problems, it's just something to virtue signal.Like people that actually suffers from that shit would not watch a twitch stream with video games without a heavily modified monitor or shit.
>>742643196>>742641287https://aftermath.site/games-done-quick-gdq-speedrunning-community-trans-rights/>GDQ is not done doing the work on this front, and it probably never will be. This week, a former member of the GDQ community, Emmie Elliott, came forward alleging that they’d suffered harm at the hands of a prominent GDQ host, MrGameAndShout, a few years ago. This, Elliott said on Bluesky, took place “mainly” outside of GDQ walls, and GDQ wasn’t aware of the situation when it occurred. "GDQ in the grand scheme of my situation was not very involved at all,” they wrote. But the experience did traumatize them and put them in a position where they’re hesitant about returning to GDQ, and they contended that GDQ has failed to adequately respond to other, similar reports over the years.
>>742643196It didn't even explain wtf actually happened. Just "boohoo, Im so traumatized". By what, bitch?
Trans rights counter?
>>742643303You have to submit a run if you want to be there.
>>742643196so what did he actually do?
>>742643207Why doesn't he have couch backup to help smooth it out? He's trying his best
>>742643474Just imagine some sort of a mutant human watching GDQ while clapping his two mandibles together, then suddenly his eyes start turning in opposite directions and foam coming out of his mouth because the fish from DKC2 flashed the flashlight towards him
>>742643479the immersion is appreciated
>>742643534I wonder how in the fuck the 12 bananas guy got in last time
>>742643325Shit hurts my retinas more than the flashes.
Why is he so black
>>742643529Why didn't GDQ send their special in house police to stop Game And Shout from doing that!?
>>742643352We've seen these speedruns a thousand times over the last 16 years. Plus too many trannies at these events
>6000 jewtube viewers>0 chat movementDoes this just work differently or are these all botted views?
>>742643207He just need somebody on the couch.
>>742643529>suffered harmWHAT DID HE DO
>>742643604Everyone is banned
Is this the first run so far? This is like a wednesday at 10 am level run, not an opener.
>>742643604who's going to pay 5 bucks just to get banned from chat
>>742643437They'll be fast again when there's a tranny on the screen. The staff will be posting here.
>>742643482lol did he reset because of the bikini lady?
>80% PC games this eventThis is like an ESA schedule, did they run out(heh) of so many runners this year?
>>742643659Name a single legendary opener run. That's right, you can't, they've always been shit.
>>742643604Twitch is dead as well. This is just "normal" since whenever they started clamping down hard on chat and ban you for anything that isn't a completely neutral message.
>>742643684Haha I remember him from the irl!
>>742643684Does the scene after this show him wandering around outside of the store pretending to do something until the girl leaves so he can go inside?
>>742643568those creatures aren't watching the games, they're staring at chat or scanning for name donation incentives
>>742643529>Be a progressive shitlib ally for marginalized folx>Attend pride parades, put tranny flags on your porch, officiate gay marriages>One random dangerhair they/they who refers to their partner as a "Wifehusband" says you did a fucky wucky on social media>Immediately fired, life ruined, lose all your friends and have to seek therapy to cope>At no point is it even explained what you did wrongThe tolerant left, ladies and gentlemen.
pretty sure those are wasps
>>742643196>lost his job over this
>>742643693>"actual woman on the screen! SHUT IT DOWN!!!"
This guy is alright for a black guy.
>pragmata on scheduleHow the fuck did this make it before RE9?
>>742643482why was the message put in front of the woman
>>742641287Not the only one ... look up ShayyTV
>>742643736Personally I've always liked when Splatoon games opened.
Just got here, what'd I miss?
>>742643851Trans protagonist
>>742643776Any proof he doesn't know what he did?
This can't be right. The readers are actually letting him do his run normally
>>742643776This reminds me of Dota 2 and how the most beloved caster there INSTANTLY got canceled because someone he used to date 9 years ago was mad that he didn't want to become her boyfriend.Even fucking Valve canceled him over that.
>>742643827Because he sounds like a white nerd.
>>742643776The thing that fucked me up is he didn't even try to defend himself. He just threw his whole life away without even a fight, it was sad.
>bramble blast
DKC1 or 2?
new bread?
>>742643805what the fuck is a Wusband nowjfc these people are so fucking retarded
Ryan Ford is a quickshot for big boys?
>>742643613Botched the bottom surgery
>>742643851RE9 is being run Friday.
>>742643693Could be I forget the context, but they also blank out the screen during the typing of the dead segment where you can get the "dude in a silk dress" thing
>>742643827>>742643919Actual black nerds are kino.
DKC is bad because Miyamoto said so
>>742643726There is unironically a resurgence of young people in the speedrunning community and they're mogging these failed millennials and Gen Xers. Records that have stood for decades are being taken by literal children and these senile uncs can't cope.
>>742643971White husband
>>742643912He has no couch to interrupt him.
>>742643965wait until page 10
>>742644002lmao is this real
>>742643917tobi did way more than that, he deserved to be fired
>>742643971woman husband, obviously
>>742643971>Wusbandhuh? I have never seen this word before.
>>742643963I've always preferred DKC 1.1. Better graphics, much nicer environments.2. Bonus rooms are fun, snappy and give lives and shit you actually want instead of collectathon crap.3. You get to play as Donkey himself.
>>742644057yes
>>742643934expecting a huge pussy like mr. gay and shit to stand up for himself was your first mistake.
>>742643971wuss husband
>>742644013Miamoto never actually said that THO. You have been manipulated by DYKG troon propaganda
I wish I were in Dixie
>>742644157>>742644157>>742644157
MSF DOOM
I don't think I've heard a "trans rights" in 90 minutes. Chuds won
>>742644065He should have been hanged, he only offered her a glass of water instead of becoming her BF. Biggest crime there is.
>>742643919I also just noticed his name is Ryan Ford. Also didn't select a pronoun for himself. Sus.
>>742644002I think they blacked out the screen because "Are you crazy?" is offensive to them, crazy is a no-no word.
>>742644076Thank you for the list of reasons you prefer DKC 1 over DKC 2.
>>742644153erm, based?
>>742643971I know snowflake is an overused label, but jfc what is wrong with these people
>>742643479diddy ahh
>>742644076Me too, but I also like 3 as much as 2, mostly because of the overworld and there's a lot of weird out-there ideas for some of its levels.
>N
>>742643971why do these people always have mental illness? PTSD from what exactly.
Migging in for Talos.Godless nights soon.
>>742644286Munchausen's and demonic possession.
>>742644286>PTSD from what exactly.from being told no.
>>742643971>My Wusband
>>742644286trying to repress how much of a massive loser they are
>Wheeee!Even the autism seems performative these days.
>>742643971>PTSD AttacksHoly shit, put this woman on the front lines of the Ukraine war.
That limerick had way too many syllables
>>742644478>woman
>>742643971>to scream and fall together to the ground crying
>>742644002That was a wild year
The anonymous no comment donos have started
>>742643971I looked it up, I think it's a work husband, like not a real spouse, but someone you're close enough to be married or something.
>3 full minutes of Twitch adsjesus christ is there any adblock that saves me from this
>>742644286The only real mental illness they have is being narcissistic snowflakesThese """people""" genuinely think they have it worse than everyone else AND that they're much better than everyone else
>>742644478Friendly reminder that 2 in 5 veterans diagnosed with PTSD fabricated the illness just to received financial compensation.
>>742643776It is a microcosm of Hell.They value degeneracy as a virtue and seek to devour each other at the first sign of weakness to grow their own power.
>>742644672vaft
>>742644672UBlock Origin on furryfox (just get librewolf and soften it a little by allowing it to save cookies)
>>742644538>>742644554Oh shit. Looked like a typical fat bitch in the pfp.
>>742644076DKC2's gameplay is just much better polished, I got no problem with people who prefer 1 for the music or atmosphere but 2 is certainly no slouch in that department and it just feels better.Frankly I think 3 is better than 1 as well, but I get why its the least amount of peoples favs
where are all the funny troon videos? post some webms of the classics
>>742644720>>742644807thanks anons, vaft worked out.
>>742644672yeah, alternate player
>Already starting the anonymous $1000 donations.The marathon just started and they're that behind on donations, are they?
>>742645047These 1ks are probably genuine. Amerimutts dropping their "charity savings" at the beginning.
>>742645047BASED YETEEE
>>742644675>>742644456>>742644381>>742644369They live in an Air conditioned home with enough food to become fat yet they think they are suffering. Its kinda pathetic.
>>742645047You'll know it's going bad when the sponsor donations start coming in on day 1.
>>742643490wtf, can I get a quick rundown?
>>742643490>Moneymaking thingy is jewishNot exactly a surprise
>>742643479When does this character get unlocked?
