Now: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong-QuestNext: The Talos PrincipleLater: Fire Emblem: Three Houseshttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoPrevious: >>742644157
Ok but when is ESA this is too troonie for me
>>742648502>>>speaking in ebonicsDING DONG BANNU
Rate the run!
>>742652771END OF RINE<----------------------- RINE ENDS HERE
>>742648502someone post the chart
>>742652891SSS
>>742652891A
>>742652891S
ew, why are men so hairy
>>742652891A-
>>742652891B
>>742652891K
where are all the trans folx?
>>742653093the fire emblem run is about to start
>>742652891C
Is it just me or is Twitch not promoting this at all on the home page this year?I don't have an account and my data isn't troony, so maybe that is why.
>>742652891do we even have a chart anon this year?
>GDQ community>fitting anything less than 3xI laughed.Also, that shirt is hideous and I love DMC.
>>742653226twitch never promotes big events on the front pageeven evo didn't get front page
this new prize reader is kind of weird, anyone else think so? he seems really salesman-like?
OY VEYLOOK AT THE NOSEOY VEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
don't touch prizes with your filthy hands cheez
>>742653149Fire emblem is ass
>>742653326Huh I have memories of opening twitch and clicking the first monstrosity I see to get to GDQ.
>>742648502Which thread lads
>not a single FF game I guess I won't get my hella comfy late night jrpg run this time around.
I kinda don't feel any incentive to watch this year. Feels like I'm watching a rerun.
THIS POST WAS MADE FROM A PERSON WITH A DICK
>dying in NG+
>>742657387A she he or they?
>>742653248scary
this run is too low energy
>>742652891D
>>742657437I'm so glad SGDQ is good again and there hasn't been a single bad run this year!
might stay in this thread
>>742657548because we have a person in here with a dick
Ive never played a FE game and watching this run I have clearly not missed out on anything
>>742657437i was promised godless nights
>>742657632Me either and I'm much better off not playing
I'd unironically like a rogue-like kind of game that's like fire emblem.
>>742657437inflated ratings
>>742657437Are you the usual rating chart anon? I don't like that the different ratings don't have different colors like they used to, thanks for asking.
>>742657585He lied. That man has no dick.
>>742657474It's the low energy type of game
>>742657691You want mewgenics
I thought GDQ gets 100k+ viewers?
Why are the donations about deer and lions? Is this some kind of advanced dog whistle?
>>742657767I don't play e-celeb crap tho
>we're going to go to my backup
INVALIDATED
So how many runners have been trannies so far?
>>742657789Well you thought wrong. Viewership goes down every year, but donations keep going up. People are just extra generous despite tight economic times.
>>7426578690
>backupholy shit what a fucking terrible run, instant K rating
>>742657853>games done qui....ACK
>backup saveTrash run what's even the point
>>742657830Three houses, each house has an animal mascott on their sigil.I don't even play the game and I know that...
>>742657789Used to. Every year they view count goes down 5k-10k
>gdq run sucks>footy match sucksI need to really start doing something else with my time
>>742657691I'll recommend Cell Command. I put in a decent chunk of time into it and it has a somewhat similar gameplay structure.
>>742657936their*I sound like a nigger
>>742657873turns out gacha and streamers had the right idea. locking down a few whales is more important than mass reach
Wait, what happened? Why was a reload necessary? Was it some bug?
>>742657927
>>742657985Don't pretend you have anything else to do /v/irgin
NG+, loading saves, why even do this at this point?
>>742658020it fucked up
Speedrun,playing through a video game as fast as possible.Loading saved game states to undo mistakes is strictly forbidden.THIS SPEEDRUN HAS TO BE STOPPED !!!
>>742658020Seems like the route is dependent on levelups giving enough stats to one shot a particular unit and the runner didn't get luckySo they loaded a backup that had enough stats
>>742657789many things nowadays are consolidating and focusing around the actual spenders across all market segments. non-spenders' opinions literally don't matter anymore. you see it in vidygames and exclusive high end experiences. viewership went down but donations went up = non spenders got filtered as it was intended
Is this the earliest we've ever had a Z tier run
>>742657762Fates was perfect and awakening and sacred stones were also good why can't they just copy the good systems?Too much freedom is a bad thing actually.
>>742658078Thanks ChatGPT
>>7426578690 but it's only the 3rd run of the event so faryou gotta wait until tomorrow for troon overload
>>742658094What a fucked society we love in desu. Race to the bottom line for CEO faggot.
I drank way too much this weekendMy body hurts
GDQ is a fraud! These are not real speedruns!!!!!
>>742658094>Launder money and pretend real people are supporting you>Enshittify everything so the archons can harvest more loosh>Surprised when only a small handful of insane retards stick aroundWow!
>>742653226They stream the event on Youtube now too and nothing on the front page is permitted to be multistreamed
I smell an over estimate
>>742657985You could play video games.
>>742658084>an hour into the run>completely rng dependentWhy the FUCK are they running this?
is anyone going to call them out about the use of backups?
>only 34k viewsdamn
>>742658261Twitch is such a joke of a company.
>walking down the aisle to video game music
>>742658364Man let it go
>>742658316video games?
>>742658364just enjoy the runs, man
>>742658384Anon, all companies are a joke.
gdq is dying and twitch is dying
>>742658225the future is everything becoming niche and exclusive experiences for spenders regardless of what people yap about on the internetsomething something follow the money & money talks etc etc
>>742658392suck my ass
>>742657985That's why I make gooning my main activity while soccy and gdq are just in the background
too busy to watch, how trans infested is the schedule this time?
>>742658484Yeah we'll follow the money right into the dirt
Hmmm I could watch this same old tired dying event or I could clear several anime off my backlog this week...
Any hairy chicks or fat nerdy chicks or anything good this time around? How are the usual waifus?
>>7426584794chan is following the exact same trendbut why?
>>742658554about 42% troons
O LORD I AM TROONING
When are all the banned people just going to create their own event?
>>742658479>heard people been saying twitch has been dying like crazy the last years>they had by far the most viewers a few years ago when people started to say thishuh?
>>742658384They've noticed that the ONLY reason people used their shitty site was that it was the only one.
>>742658608it's hard to maintain cultural monopoly
>>742658640They did that with NASA, nobody but a dozen anons watched it
>>742658652huh?
This Fire Emblem runner is beautiful. Is she single?
this announcer can't speak for shit
>>742658640They did and it was called NASA and it flopped spectacularly
i can't believe advance wars died for this shit
>>742657927>>742658084He leveled up? Rig it.
>>742658640This would be funny as fuck and would probably kill GDQ for good. The $$ overhead probably stops that from happening.
>>742658608Everyone is getting older and either dying or moving on in life to having a job or familyYounger generations are rotting away on tiktok or playing games on their ipad instead of being on the internetBasically all of our hobbies are dying with us and not being passed down to younger generations
I don't like games you are forced to replay to see all the endings and unlock real endings etc.
>>742658084>So they loaded a backup that had enough statslol wtf?
>>742658791Please it would just split it in half. Christian churches still exist.
>>742658364C’mon just let it go…
>>742658826Well Three Houses doesn't have a real ending, for now.
>>742658860Chibi lost.
Thank you anonymous!
GDQ IS A FUCKING FRAUD
is esa essentially teh deddest? has something else replaced it for yurop?
>>742658860>posted it again
>>742658893Your life is a fraud as well
>>742658692>>742658730Fuck I never even heard about it, shame.
Elon Musk need to call out the use of the backup!
>>742658094But being CEO highest privilege bloody
>FE run>it's shitShocking.
>>742658884>GDQ staffCaveman lost
>>742658969
>>742658943>lost again
>>742658969FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB AND IT'S TO COMPILE THE RATINGS. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT FOR YOU TO NOT POST YOUR FAGGOT ASS.FUCKING FAGGOT
>>742658884>>742658969caveman,,,
>>742658969Nice 'za, bro.
>>742658969is that the black and gold box from Domino's?!
>>742658084>Seems like the route is dependent on levelups giving enough stats to one shot a particular unit and the runner didn't get lucky>So they loaded a backup that had enough stats
>>742658909Post bussy
>>742658962Agreed saar elon should tweet about this and also do the needfuln of hiring me to do software dev
>>742659053but it's a fake image though
>>742658969Nice pizza
>>742659119yes, lets crash that party and watch the happenign unfold in the front of our very own eyes.
>>742658969wear clothes you savage
>>742658969That's a snack sized pizza, I'm surprised you're as fat as you are eating that light
>>742658969I busted out laughing at this image. Enjoy your watching, anon.
>tune into GDQ>two trannies and a bitch who uses "they" pronounsIf I did a drinking game where I took a shot for how many times I'd see a regular person, how long would I be dry?
>>742659185S
>>742659185ZZZ
>>742659185ZGarbage waste of time.
>>742658969>deletedcool means charts are going to be delayed until this fucking retard can figure out another bypass method. Seriously can someone that isn't a faggot do charts instead?
thank god its over
>>742659185D-
>>742659185F
GUYS NORWAY SCORED>>742659185FHorrible run of a game I actually really like
>>742659185D idn't watch
>>742659185Z
>>742659185Z tier easily. Fuck fire emblem.
>>742659185which part, the first half up to the back up or the last half of the back up?
>>742659185D. Really gay and boring. At least it was under estimate.
>>742659185Z. Didn't really watch, was going to rate FFF but hearing they reloaded a safety save makes it a Z.
>>7426586084chan won because now the entire Internet is downstream of imageboard culture. This had the knock-on effect of exposing every normalfag to chanspeak and board memes. So naturally, 4chan itself gets less traffic, the same way that primary sources are rarely read once secondary sources get made. The real question is why anons still insist that 4chan is irrelevant when this stupid ass website is responsible for nearly all modern Internet culture.
>>742659185D
KWAB
>>742659185SSS
>>742659185K
>>742659185FBoring run, dogshit couch, annoying femoids, "loading backup", but at least there was some modicum of technical competency.
>>742659185F for fucking boring
>>742659185ZZZ because I skipped it
>>742659201>how long would I be dry?The entire week. One needs autism to even start speedrunning, so there isn't a single normal person there.
>>742659185F for Fire Emblem
>Let's start the marathon with some of the worst possible "speedruns"
are they toning down the trans rights spam for this marathon
>>742659252>GUYS NORWAY SCOREDSOPA DO MACACO IS SERVED COLD TONIGHT.
>>742659185Reload = Z
>>742658084>So they loaded a backup that had enough statsit was a women moment
>>742659185zzz
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742659252VIKING CUM
>>742659318WrongFor example, Bonesaw577
>>742659185Z fuck you
Even I finally drop GDQ for good and go watch anime or something, odd I keep watching this garbage
>>742659185F don't really like NG+ but for a MENU game it's retarded. Just kept mashing A and had to use a backup.
>>742659185Fboring as fuck
>>742659387You're here forever
>>742659185DSkip Emblem
When will Bobbeigh start sad posting on BlueSky again about how no one really likes him and doesn't feel like he belongs?
Funny how the character that they want to win the bid war magically jumps to first after they close the bidding.
>>742659185ZZZgdq off to a promising start
at least hetero wins
>>742659185F, total trash
>>742659185Zzz
>>742659373that was 10 years ago and he was banned for having fun like a normal person
>Dimitri winsGDQ did one thing right. ONE
>>742659185FWatching the world cup instead
>>742659185D only because it didn't go over estimate
You guys are only rating it low because you hate woman.
>>742659185F. I'll never understand why they keep on putting in FE runs every event, and I say this as someone who has played every game in the series.
>>742659484cuck
>>742659513Your point being?
>>742659513its rated low because of the use of a backup, this was not a real speedrun.
>>742659505Can you normies get out of my fucking video game thread?
he's so hot
>>742659513Yes, and...?
>>742659513Anon, the runner loaded a backup save because the run bricked. That's an instant failed grade.
>>742659185C for Cunt. There were some funny strats in the middle of menuing. Would not watch as VOD.
>>742659563/v/ is an /sp/ colony
>>742659513No I hate trannies and also women.
Is this game for women? Who is this marriage shit for?
>>742659563suck my ass
>>742659278It was relevant at one point, but not anymore. Time passes. All the good OC is now made on the other platforms but the other platforms have monetary incentives which ruin the sanctity of the output. The natural traffic peaked here in like 2013 and had spikes during 2016 because of 80 IQ pol tourists and then 2020 for covid
>>742659505why are you watching something gayer than gdq
>>742659185F. Lame and gay
>>742659532
>>742659513I was going to give it a C until the backup save
>>742659646women
>>742659671
>>742659513They literally stopped (with the timer running) to shill a new donation incentive. It's just not a speedrun.
>>742659513runner used a backup saveZ ratingno exceptions
PirateSoftware really fell off after getting BTFO by SKG
>>742659549>>742659596Rating aren’t supposed to be based off the quality of the gameplay.
Surprised how many anons are watching normie slop like the world cup, but then again they're here for tranny slop so I guess it's just advanced levels of bad taste
not even 40K viewers combined between Twitch and YT just a few hours into day onecookdand GDQ 100% fakes their donations like DSP
Remember to hydrate
I Am Your Beast can be a lowkey S-tier.
>>742659513No, it wasn't impressive at all, and they still couldn't beat it without loading a backup save.>>742659745Nice new look.
>>742659756GDQ has been a known money laundering operation for like a decade
>>742659740Anons can rate a run whatever for whatever reason they like, there's no right or wrong way to rate.
Well, at least they kept it straight, not that I expect homosexual relationships in a Nintendo game.
What an exciting run, you can literally count the audience on your fingers.
>>742659740we rate speedruns, not cunts breaking the rules and getting away with it just because they have pussie between legs.
>>742659745How come the dots are offset slightly from the grades?
>>742659661Trans people should play professional soccer. The normie squirm would be unreal. God I live for that shit.
>>742659742The normie meme died like 10 years ago dude
>>742659745I like the style.
Where the fuck is the audience?
>>742659745fire emblem had tranniesmark it as such
>>742659756WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLD CUP
>>742659809The last 2 runs got a/s ranking despite being nothing impressive at all
>>742659838You wish. Go back to normieville.
>>742658316I am
>>742659856Pokemon pre-release events for pitch black.
>>742659513
Norway scored another one
>>742659742you're on /v/ in 2026 nigger stop trying to pretend you have taste
>>742659928Acabou-se
>>742659895There are like eight people left on wizardchan so they are likely looking for new posters. I invite you on their behalf
>>742658316
>>742659797This the ratings are for funChartfag and associated autism ruins these threads. "No you can't just rate the run like that you have to rate it according to my own personal rules. YOU'RE RUINING THE CHART" like chill nigga no need to take these things so seriously.
gonna shill my multitwitch site one time>No ads (directly uses the twitch HLS streams instead of their shitty embedded player)>You can put GDQ in the corner during ads / downtime so you can watch something else without missing when a run starts>easy PiP (just over a stream and press p)
FOOTBALL!
how come nobody is at the venue
>>742659928Seriously get the fuck out I am not asking
What is I am Your Beast? Is it worth watching?
>>742659985afraid of ice raids
>>742659978>seething Chibi won and niggers kicking a ball won
It's packed this year!
>>742659513love from kazakhstan
>>742659987Calm down Brazil
why does that mascot's tail thing have hairsit looks like a nutsack
Why do they have a separate event for blacks? Isn't that extremely racist?
come watch our segregation (positive) marathon
>>742660008No
yo, lol,..wtf freaking what is going on?WHY THE FREAKIGN HACK IS AI ALREADY INFORMAD ABOUT THIS????? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE????THEY ALREADY CRAFTED A NARRATIVE FOR THIS SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
If you ever cried from a video game, I do not respect you. No game has a stroke that good
>>742659987make me
Fuck, a troon
They should run Engage next event. If they're going to do nu-FE at least that one can be challenging. 3H is probably tied with SS for most braindead game to play or run.
lol...
OH N-
>another all female couch
Oh boy
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Brazil you have to give up Miku.Miku is now a nord
I'm so tired.
Chat is scared dumb fucks have spammed perfectly fine rates before we need rules and regulations
>>742660067are you retarded?What do you think a NG+ run is?
>>742659185Z for Covimae
BRAZILFAGS IN SHAMBLES LOLMAO
>>742660098The final face you see before getting shot to a slow bleed out death in a public shopping center.
isnt that the troon that made out with frozenflygone when they thought no one was looking?
>>742660098where's the third one?
yeah no thanks I'm going back to Nikke until dmc5
>>742660069Post bussy
>>742660083Have you read the Engage manga? It made me love Lumera, what a mommy
I can't seem to find the White Only or Men Only events. Someone link me
>>742660125HOW DID AI EVEN KNOW WHEN THIS SHIT JUST HAPPENEDTHE FUCK IS THIS
>all these tranniesno thanks, I'm gonna go out and enjoy life
>>742660067>unironically being an AIjeetLOL
>>742648502Oh boy a triple tranny ad run!
>>742660150yup
>>742660160Noooo doro, I'm about take a nap, come chill and take a nap with me.
is that the troonjeet that frozenflygone cheated on her husband with?
>>742660051Yeah but it's fine when they do it for some reason
>>742660098So embarrassing
what the fuck are those?
>>742660098ZAMNSHE'S CUTE AS H*CK
>They/SheHOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT FUCKING MONSTER Anyway, the game is great, give it a watch BUT KILL THE RUNNER WITH FIRE
>>742660185Agreed. Just last night a data center snuck into my bedroom and sodomized me. It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me aside from the time I got misgendered.
>>742660175>or Men Only eventsthat's the femme fatale or whatever they call it now event.
Insta-Z for the runner, couch, indieshit and the dev on the line
>>742660179GDQ's schedule is public and the AI is fed the current date as part of its context when you issue your query. From this a response is diffused.
Why all runners are Pirate Software?
>>742660083has been done, it's all the same shit>baby mode>roid out one unit>turn skip spam>for an hour+these games are meant to be played on lunatic, not speedran or watched
>>742660263Kek
Man I'm just over these events
Where’s the chart script so I can make my own? Fair unbiased one
>>742660179Because NG+ is in its training data and it has access to the internet.So it searched the name of the run (you can see it's literally citing the gdq page), and used its knowledge of FE, speedruns and NG+ speedruns to answer the question.This is how modern AI works, it's actually good now.Sometimes.
>no name ad game>troons on the couch>troon runnerThey make it too easy to skip these runs.
>>742660267It's the white male equivalent to this meme for asian girls
Don't like this game desu
>>742660302>trannies getting mad and now they have to control the narrative insteadGo dialate and cry about it on bluesky.
>>742660343>pic
>>742660325scary shit, thats some real time data shit ...man i dont know, this in the hands of corporations?
shitty game and shitty couch time to mute for an hour I hope castlevania is good
>troon runSkiiiiiiip
>>742659185ZZZ. I know I'm late, but it was a snoozefest and I just woke up back up.
>>742660397oh anon...
>>742660302this absolute madman wants to make a chart where only him and some discord xisters get to vote
>>742660217fine
>>742660302whats unbiased about chartecker's thoughi can open the website to the chart and click on the exact rating now to see if its accurate
>>742660407You seem like the kind of person that would not pass the mirror test.
Did I overlook it? Is Celeste not on the schedule. If so, THANK FUCKING GOD. That tranny game played almost by nothing but trannies was being shown at every fucking GDQ event.
>>742660279GBA games actually have pretty good speedruns even on the normal difficulties
>>742660528What's the mirror test?
>>742660501ecker has removed ratings or doesn't flag certain runs
Give this one a D for me
What happened to Greg and did he ever get you
>>742660407>thats some real time data shitIt has access to search engines and the schedule has been up for weeks if not months. AI can be a great tool but it's not rocket science, just the regular kind.
>>742660536Celeste is a good speed running game because it actually involves mechanical skill.
this looks like that indie game about finding someones dead son in a cave
>>742660552Mirrors steal your soul
why is this game in the marathon? the runner doesn't even seem skilled at it
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
For fucks sake
>>742660559which rating did he remove
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!!?
Horrible FE tranny garbage into the triple tranny literal who indie dev still stream. I'm fucking out.
>>742660626It's clearly an ad run
>>742659974Fuck it, I'm going to watch the cats instead of the trannies.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THAT
>>742659742I find it really interesting to watch the games and see who the refs are going for.
all these games look and play the exact same
buck status?
that ain't girl...
>>742659740Gameplay only rating is the fairest to... offgenders
Why do you guys still watch these? They haven't had the set up to be entertaining since like 2018, no? None of the funny guys are there and all the comedy is manufactured by non comedians.
Just realized this is happening, how many TRANS RIGHTS are we in so far?
>>742660729>>742660702lol you can't force this reaction when she's actually pretty cute
Why do they all sound like men?
Yoooo dlc announced lets goooooo, all 4 players of this game are popping off right now
Checkpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgqTrvcAySA
If you never watched gdq while cuddling your trans gf, you don't know know what you're missing
>>742660728I suggest using the cat audio while watching the run, it's a decent enough run to watch
>>742660776I don't even have the stream on I just spam the threads and most of the posts are me
>>742660501Ecker is bias has fuck and as not counted ratings before
>>742660790>she
>who is this game for?yeah...
Im suprised that they managed to get the real pirate software to come to this event.
>>742660818>trans gfthat's a man anon...
>>742660818unironically true
reminder you are all eggs
>>742660626advertisement, the he/him commentator is the game's director
>>742660818i miss him
>>742660626This event likes to put playthroughs that are purely advertisements for unheard of games. Its no longer about speedrunning.
>>742660854>who is this game for?This game was made for the ultra kill fans.
>>742660894You will never groom me
This shit is so ass.
>>742660067I don't think you understand what NG+ requires. Not even after AI told it to you
>>742660925more like ultra gay
>>742660923it works well too judging by /v/'s undying love for indie games
>>742660720>>742660901>>742660923ok, that didn't occur to me as a possibility, I will close the tab, fuck that
>troon runner>Dev on couchFuck Z isn't low enough for this garbage I'm doing him a K
>>742660784Just the one living rent free in your head
What is this droning music?
DIREITOS TRANS
>>742661012I know K was for that pokemon run by keiz, but what was the T from? I was probably here but I don't remember.
this game looks kind of shit
>there are faggots in this thread that watched these tranny runs instead of the kino brazil-majin buu match
>>742660263I wonder if that one has had a single female runner yet
I remember when this "boomer shooter" genre was making a resurgence it was charming but it quickly became so oversaturated and somehow cultivated the most obnoxious troon fanbase.
>>742661012I thought Z was supposed to be for "Zero"
>>742661081>but what was the Tranny
A whole entire hour of this shit game
>>742660923It's not exactly unheard with 5k reviews on Steam, but it's not exactly a much played game.Our hero is at the 8th position in the relatively played category, so of course he opted to do the category which only four players submitted a run to.
>>742661105That's just every indie gaming fad in a nutshell
I've never played Ultrakill but this just looks like Ultrakill but slower and in the woods
>>742661092that shit ended already
>>742661092I did both! Get fucked brazil
>>742660817(me) maybe posted this too early seeing how we'll have a checkpoint in the event later today anyway. Still good lunch, bought my bro a birthday gift. Weather is nice. Ready to come back and watch GDQ and see what's running ... ... oh dear, a paid ad game that I have no interest in. Every run they're doing this now and it's annoying.Old Day 1s used to have a massive amount of good runs of classic games to get people hype. What even is the theme of today? Look good for the investors?
>>742661025kek
let me guess.. you're ACTUALLY excited for Shit of the Netroondancer
>>742661105these types of games aren't even boomer shooters either
This game reminds me of a little indie game I played called Severed Steel, very similar. Though I think that game would be an amazing speedrunning game, and it looked much better than this one.
>>742661236I mean it's gonna be a short run right?Right???
There's no strats for this game, it's fucking boring
>>742661105This isn't a boomer shooter faggot
>>742661105>cultivated the most obnoxious troon fanbaseit all started when that controversy with the ion fury devs which caused the troons to focus on taking over the genre
>>742661265Don't besmirch Severed Steel's name by comparing it to this trash
>I am your beast>expect a beauty and the beast dating sim>get this shooting game for men
>>742661282No.
>still another hour of this shit
>>742661012Eh, it's not a K run. It has to be adef running pokemon bad to be a K run imo.
LMAO LOOK A THOSE GAY LOSERS FREAKS
>>742661304I thought this was supposed to be Hotline Miami but first person, this guy is tanking dozens of shots and killing everything in one hit on maps that all look identical
This is just my perception but with games like this that have combat + time ranking + objectives to make you speed run specific things it seems like there's an optimal way to get s ranks so I can't see the point of grinding to figure out how to do that when there's an objective answer, not much player freedom if you really want the best rank.
>>742661304it's a game that is in development, it doesn't have an active player base and most of the strats are just because one nerd got hyper fixed on it enough to play it, but it's not really impressive to watch.
Please let the DMC 5 runner be an ultra boomer
I'm not fucking gay, but I think I'm getting stockholm syndrome from all these trannies
You guys having fun?
>>742661105This is more of a ultrakill-like, who is full of trannies because the dev enables them.
>>742661486im not watching troons, so not at the moment at least
>>742661486Yeah, I'm watching Nimi and Grape
>>742661156I assume they wanted a bit longer runs for this first day. Not bunch of 10 minute games
>32k viewersIt just keeps dropping, and dropping…
>>742661486no
the fuck is this postureturn your body ffs
>>742661486i'm reading a web novel with youtube's tab muted.
>turn on stream to see is tranny game still on>"capitalism le bad"It's all so tiresome.
>>742661474Dunno why you'd even give a fuck about the DMC run when it's Human difficultyBut yeah he's a balding boomer
>>742659224doesn't ecker dickself host some proxy service to bypass bans anyway, so shouldn't be a dick deal
>>742661479Damn bro. You already dreaming of sucking dicks or something? Should get off the tranny-aid, it's making you a dick sucker.
>>742661514It's good that Ultrakill lets them to express those violent male urges so they don't hurt others.
>>742661570I'd rather watch paint dry.In fact, I'm going to bed, so rate this one Z for me.>>742661614"Nigga, you're literally performing an ad for a commercial game."Smh.
>>742661472>it's a game that is in developmentThen why the fuck is it on GDQ?Did the dev gargle uyama's balls?
All these levels look the same
the checkpoint is after this run :)
>>742661589I predict less than 20K viewers overnightGDQ is cooked
>>742661653Nothing gay about sucking some dick every now and then. It's all about moderation.
>>742661615>Dunno why you'd even give a fuck about the DMC run when it's Human difficultyBecause I can enjoy things without artificial difficulty.>BROOOOOO, YOU CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS ENEMIES HAVE 10000% HEALTH AND TAKE 20 MINUTES TO KILLNo.
>>742661092Haaland impregnated Brazilian Miku live in front of the entire world
42% of snowmen melt before spring
goodnight /sgdq/. gonna go to bed early and watch the midnight runs
>>742661689Uyama bailed from GDQ three years ago
>>742661689If it's beatable, it's speedrunnable.
This cackling is jarring
Is Nine_Ten doing retardy today?
>>742661472>it's a game that is in development,since when has this shit been allowed at gdq
CHOKE
>>742661615Usually it's faster if enemies die quickly, retard kun.
>>742661779>he believes his lies>>742661782you can also speedrun slamming your balls in the door, doesn't mean it should be on GDQ
>>742661514just like deltatroonbase?
Bros this isn’t going so well
>>742661589This has to be the lowest ever viewership for a Sunday night, right?
Oh no
>>742661734skill issue
>>742661713I thought this was a tech demo
>>742661440speedrunning just kinda naturally devolved into execution checks, each game only has 1 or 2 people that do routing, everyone else just wants to follow the recipe, it's just what people find the most enjoyable overall
>>742661890>would you rather watch Brazil vs Haaland OR a troongame that's still in development
why are they pretending to be women but they don't act feminine
oh, GDQ is on. have i missed any good cringe-kino?
>>742661954not really
Was that a threat of violence
>>742661950I'm waiting for the Ingerland game
>>742661954You're in a cringe-kino right now!
>>742661954Just missed another tranny threatening violence
>>742661092tbf dive grass is even gayer than gdq
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
>>742661954yea
Asmongold has more viewers than this trash
>>742662050HOOOOOOYPE
>>742661954Not yet. Even all the trannies so far have been tame.I guess Protonagic cannot ever happen again..
i'm tired of these guys
>>742662065>baldlol
>>742662065>this piece of shit has more flies on itthanks for pointing this out
>>742662065I can't decide if I hate the liberal snowflakes or the retarded chuds more desu
>>742662065Botted viewsvs Indian botted views
forgot this was happening this week. did i miss anything good?
>>742662117>food analogy
>>742662159At this point I just hate the entire world and wish for the "I Am Legend" timeline
>>7426621732 S rank runs
>>742662173its already over now, no
>>742662175Helloooo miss
>>742662173Absolutely not, some theater kid segments and troons I guess, first two runs was just average lads though but they always try to bait old viewers by putting more "normal" runs at the start
>>742662057>scent and mrgameandshit are gonethank fuckI got nauseous whenever those vile creatures were on screen.
>>742660923Unheard of.
>>742662165>>742662065i still don't understand what his viewers see in him
>>742662253Scent is gone?So no more cringe kino at all anymore…
>>742662165>be outside>place smells like sewage>see Indian family>little indian excitedly shouts "mom mom it smells like India"
>>742662227Dogs live in that timeline. Bad timeline.
>>742662272CUM IN PLUM!
man just enjoy the run....
>>742662296he left but he's sadly not banned
>>742662293They are unironically retarded bugmen
>>742662272Literally made for cum.
>>742662246This is a married woman, anon.
>>742662272Watching with my Plum plushie
>>742662293>>742662298That's the thing, it's mostly bots. Why do you think he magically showed up in every single persons youtube recommendation back in the days? its all manufactured
>>742662159anyone way too into politics and who make it an integral part of their personality are always insufferable
this guy just looks like the typical greasy nerds from back when i went to high school like 10 years agothose guys were she/theys all along?
>>742662383Then stop posting her. I don't fuck with that shit that's how you get murdered.
>>742662253>>742662296sent is still there, he popped in during the first prize segment
>>742662065Heh, our hero wins again, huh? What else is new?
>>742662293I assume they got into him for the WoW content and now it's just routine.Also how the fuck has this run only been going on for half an hour this is torturous, I just turned it off after seeing we weren't halfways through yet.
>as you are slowly dilatingLmao I heard that
>>742662420They couldn't get a girlfriend so they became the girlfriend.
>>742662393Total fabrication
>>742662272a prime example of how to not advertise a game
"as you are slowly dilating"
>>742662293he says things they agree with and is somewhat relatable to loser nerds
>>742662416HOOOOYPE
>>742662253I miss him
>Slowly dilating
>troon run>troon couch>talking about cartoons>FPS gameyup
Any good trans OF girls I can goon too while I wait for this shit to end? Would rather fap than see this for much longer
>>742662469WrongBut I'll wait until ESA to post her.
1 B rating wasn’t counted
>>742662496What happened?
>>742662439The odds of her killing you are higher when her husband isn't around honestly.
>Slowly dial-slowly dying
do we even know if the chartanon is still alive?
why do the mods not like charts?
>>742662608no fun allowed
>>742662579he is but as usual he can't resist posting his naked body so charts take awhile to be posted
>>742662539mold
>>742662579>>742662608He probably didn't even realize gdq started.
>>742662394not even that, its just youtube favoritism and his management having access to youtube's algorithm where they always manipulate smaller channels to shut their shit down before they even begin unless they are part of a big team or "correct opinion base." or "pre-approved individual okay'd them in." jootube is retarded this way there's no way to organically discover anyone anymore.
>dogwater mentionedwtf
>>742662634Such many cases.Sad!!!
Superhot was doing that a decade ago, I literally do not believe he doesn't know that,>>742662641He already posted 2 charts.
Is he going to be okay?
>>742662347He's in management. They promoted him off the camera.
>>742662752>video camera emoji pointing at love emoji
"____slop"Wait a minute, is he one of us?
lmao
is that anon's wife's boyfriend on the couch in a dress?
>>742662752What's wrong with him?
>>742662805>>742662805>>742662805
>>742662823Nah, even xitterfags are calling shit goyslop these days
>>742662579>>742662608retardkuns>>742659745>>742657437
>>742662828holy code switch
>>742662539Promoted to scheduling team. Some kind of leadership position if I'm not mistaken, but you know they also did it to get him off the camera.
>>742662914Meh, good for him I guess.Still, was kinda fun to see him doing shit.
>>742662812Anon... that's a hug emoji...
>>742663002I don't see so good
>>742662914He had too much soul desu
>>742662998>>742663028Yup
>>742662752What did he do? Something not prosecutable it seems.
>>742662752when you can't thirst over traps and the pro GDQ accounts are gonna be hovering over your account to make sure you don't shit talk.
>>742663084He was the only one that might not have been a theater kid.
can't stand this shit, perma mute
>>742662828Wait that's the girl on the couch??
>>742662812>blue heart = broken heart/feeling blue/grief.anon are you a bot, mentally challenged or indian? (red (passionate)/pink (wholesome)/purple (freaky) are for love in general.)
>>742662828Z E S T Y
>>742664140Good goy, ‘speak’ in pictograms.
>>742662293He cuts to the chase in things pretty well
>>742662752Man is like a homeless bum outside a market. Everyone he thinks loved or respected him will pretend he isn't there
>>742664330>mentally unhinged jew unable to comprehend abstract logic.you lack discerning spirit and soul, are you sure you are not the creation of the Devil?
>>742664657>he thinks I’m jewish You are a retard.
>>742664767you certainly act like one, if it speaks like one, acts like one and walks like one, it must be a joo. of course you might be some arab muslim which is basically the same shit, copypasted wholesale.
>>742664862>joo As I expected, you are a projecting kike.
