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I'M MIIIIGGIIIIIIING
anyone else just feeling sad about this event so far?
>>742680981been kinda low energy so farBut I feel like it's an improvement over fake-hype
>>742680981it's been dead for years
enable chat for nonsubs and disable the forsen filter pussy GDQ mods
>>742680909These hosts look suspiciously normal
>>742680981It's like watching an aging pet try to play with his favorite toy but he can't do more than just push it around softly
>>742680981GDQ been dead for yearsthey're just puppeting a corpse now
>>742680981not really no
holy shit the lineup after this is dry, almost nothing I want to watch
>>742680981About everything at this point, but yeah.
I know it's almost 1 am but has the crowd ever been this dead on day 1?
And the crowd goes wild
>>742681218there are more people in this thread
>>742680981There's been some decent runs but it also feels like we're never getting true kino again
>>742680981Honestly, it's had a lot less insufferable tranny shit so far. It's just the choice of games has been kinda lame for day 1 so far
>>742680981Nah, it's pretty good.The hosts are being annoying though. This is how it should be, or how the best GDQ is going to be. This isn't a bunch of bros hanging out, shitposting and shooting the shit while speedrunning and hanging with friends.This is sterile slop now.
is the donation reader okay?
No More Fascists
>>742681139
>>742680981The games list this year kinda sucks tbqh
>>742681218 >>742681248It's important to note that there's a whole section of the audience they intentionally cut from the crowd so people have a place to sit off camera because they have enough self consciousness to understand they're ugly. That's where I am.
>>742680981AGDQ was fucking awful so this has been a bit of a pleasant surprise. Even so I care less and less about the event every year.
>>742680981speedrunning is dying
>>742681139stop
>>742680981It doesn't have enough troon cringe to be entertaining to shitpost on /v/ on, at the same time the runner themself are neither entertaining nor particularly good. Doesn't help that the games so far were kinda meh.All that is left are amazingly annoying calls to donations.
>>742681351what the fuck is "talent experience"
Can someone post THE webm while we wait for the next run?
>>742680981I leave the event muted but on my tv for 90% of the week it's on. Mostly I like shitposting in here with my bros.AGDQ 2027 will be hosted in my city, though, so I might try to make it there in person just for fun. Maybe even volunteer, anyone ever tried that?
>>742681139why would you post this? are you trying to give people the SAD???
>>742681450
>>742680909>open stream>see this>immediately close streamthere's a reason i haven't watched this shit for 7 years
>>742681438Probably a spot where the teathre kids that do shitty segments sit when not pretending to be shitty tv hosts.
>>742681438that's a new one, they're basically the upcoming runner's bitchboy in the green room
I was told this would be a tranny run.
>>742681397challenge runs have just replaced speedrunning entirely in the age of streaming people want clear goals and clear failures, done by people with actual charisma and showmanship
I'm just waiting to see if my waifu #2 frozenflygone still has any acne or forearm hair or qt yellow teeths. If they gave her a sterile makeover too I'm done. Also the game selection is bad.
MOEEEE
Have they really never played a Grasshopper game at a GDQ
Kino incoming
Vanta
>>742681482darn lucky guy
>first grasshopper game to be shown at GDQseriously?
>>742681550there's clearly sexual tension between these two
>>742681476Because it's a fantastic metaphor for current GDQ and because my cat turned 20 this year, I know he likely wont make 21 and I want to share my pain with the rest of you
>yungbuttcoinwhat did he mean by this
>>742681436The dragonquest XI run will feature this talent. That should slake your thirst for that kind of run.
>>742680981It's very low energy but I'm finding it comfier than it has been in years personally, I'm not really sure why anons are pretending to be sad about it if they do fake hype you complain, if they do a comfy chill stream you still complain, also these retards put the event on July 4th weekend I'm sure a lot of people couldn't afford the flight this year so the audience is going to be smaller in general
>>742681397how he
>Playing NMH on the hardest difficultyFinally we got a run where it should be played on the hardest difficulty. I hate seeing runs on the easiest pussy difficulties. Speedruns should always be on the hardest level.
Are you prepared, huh?
>>742681218I think the fact they had to go "we're still here" says a lotAlso noticed a WHOLE lot less "trans rights" cheers, if any for the few runs I've caught today
>>742681631It's NG+ though
>NG+cringe
>>742681631It is NG+ though.
>>742681523The gif that killed Mike Uyama in real life
>>742681536Is this guy kicked out too?
>>742681615
>>742681661>>742681680Still though, I rather see runs on the hardest difficulty, NG+ or not.
>>742681670>>742681680Keep whining
>>742681710they just demoted him to not have a microphone anymore, he is still an employee
>>7426816264th of july AND world cup>hurr these are nerds why would they watch footballeven people who normally don't give a fuck about soccer are watching it this year, EVO was also around this time this year and it fucked up viewership hard too
>>742681680>>742681670It's an action game
is there even one person in the entire world that would be affected by the "blood and gore" in this game?
>>742681752Was he too charismatic for the event?
NMH is honestly one of the most enjoyable games to play with the wiimote. The switch version is nice but not quite the same.
lmao the Youtube stream's chat is disabledThis event is so over
>>742681652That's how it starts. By Tuesday, there'll be runners and donators that start pushing it hard, and then it's forced through the rest of the week. And it only lets up during graveyard hours. Keep in mind yetee is still selling shit like this: https://theyetee.com/collections/sgdq/products/and-one-more-thing-1
>>742681802Boomers probably
>no jerk-off motion to charge the swordSoulless
>>742681802The European version of this game was censored on the Wii so that's the only version I ever played, which is a shame because the blood fountains coming out of guys necks is cool.
>>742681762No one is watching after it turned out they'll just give bullshit arbitrary decisions and justify it by "technology said so".
>>742681802
>Lowers the SFX for the game
So what are ya playin while you watch anon?
Didn't expect an El Topo mention
>>742681864Granblue Relink, getting my party ready for the expansion coming out in a couple days
>hit enemy>game freezes for 15 frames for muh impactthis shit is so obnoxious man i hate it. it's particularly bad in this game
>>742681825That shirt is at the very bottom of the page away from the other shirts, leading me to believe its leftover stock from AGDQ, since it was sold then too.
based for bringing up el topo
AHAHHHAHHA THE SOUP STORELMAO
>>742681864why the fuck would I try to play a game and watch gdq at the same time? I'm not a fucking circus performer
>>742681920Oof
>>742681825Nah they were shouting it day 1 for winter.Yetee is still selling them because of back stock most likely, go figure trannies don't have money for shitty ugly plush of a terrible mascot.
>>742681802GDQ pushes to attract the mentally unstable and unwell.These people love being unique by pretending they have mental illnesses and trauma. They like to pretend to be triggered by stupid bullshit so they feel unique and special.It's for them, because they bitched so much about it.
I should sell one of my NMH toilet paper rolls from 2007
>>742681912>leabing for 2 weeks at the same day when expansion is out
>>742681802me, blood and gore is very traumatic to me (i was killed)
>>742681626it's one guy making depressing posts in every thread
>>742681920That's very weak, is it just 2-3 days of stubble?
The timing on that baseball game is fucked tbqhwys
what does the lion mean?
>>742682063what lion
>>742682063Travis is a tiger.
>>742681920she's got mini me face
Bit zesty
>>742681864Mega Man X Legacy Collection. Almost done with X5
>>742682098top right
>>742682113>switch version-100 sovl
>>742681864genshin and stalker gamma, mostly the latter atm but I'll be going between the two all week
>>742682063
This runner is hot, does he have any social media?
>>742682113>switch version+100 sovl
>>742681864Binding of Isaac. Trying complete the Jacob & Esau post-it because I hate fun and myself
I thought Jill's boyfriend was her dog.
>>742681864Yggdra Union
wait, jill has had a boyfriend...?
>>742682113>switch versionx100 sovl
>>742682113>bitalso I just realized he's wearing the pedo shirt
this is a decent run so far, i kind of like the commentary between these two
>26k viewers on opening nightThis shit is officially dead. I fully expect it to break donation records
>>742681825Ironic, you'd think trannies would have affinity for graveyards
>>742681864Considering starting the battle network collection, I only played up to 4 as a kid
>>742682257kek
>>742680981I'm sad about you faggots who come in every single year and do the same fake "wow, this event is so sad now...I haven't watched it in (lies about number of years) and wanted to check it out. Wow so sad guys. I hate trannies."We get it, you love tranny shit whatever. Fuck off and let us enjoy mocking this event
These beers are running out too fast.
>>742681864I am making my own game
>>742682180I have that wishlisted, how is it?
what do """trans rights""" have to do with video games?
>>742682240It is already at over $120K but we know the truth behind this. Expect $1M mid week.
>>742682113He’s sexy
>>742682240anyone have the viewer numbers for previous years?
>>742682280What's it about anon?
this kinda sucks
This is the first game? Don’t remember any of this shit.
>>742682259I still need to play 3
>>742682240>even combining with fake YouTube numbers is still significantly the lowest.
>>742681912Two more days we are so close.
>>742682465I hope they don't nerf her too hard
>>742682441how can they possibly see this and think they're going in the right direction?
>>742681864just finished FF5, gonna move onto 6 tomorrow
>>742682496They yell at you if you link this site in the volunteer discord
>>742682362It's a side-scrolling action RPG. I haven't really fleshed out the story yet, mainly focusing on building out the world and core gameplay systems
>>742682441CAUSE IM FREEEEEEEEEEIM FREEE FALLLLLINNNNN
>>742682496Because somehow people get even MORE generous the lower the viewership gets!
>>742682496the decline has been going on for a decade, they clearly either don't care or they have no idea what they are doing. If it's the latter it's extra impressive because if you're doing anything for a long period of time you'd expect to gain some expertise and insight into your trade
>>742682441Above average donos.
>>742682594is it just inflation?
>>742682578>>742682496They don't give a fuck because it's clear that most "donations" are just sponsorship funds and corporate donations that are tax write-offs.
>>742680981Its pretty pathetic how desperate they get for money as time goes on. Its nothing but spam begging It reminds me of some DSP level of begging. I hate the way they read donations, beg for donations, make 'donation trains'. You don't have to tell people to give money every 2 fucking minutes.
>>742682594How do they do it?
>>742682651Yes, inflation of "wow, another generous $1000 donation from anonymous!"
>>7426824103 is my favorite it just has such a weird but cozy vibe to it, the zoo section is very nostalgic to me
>>742682594it's all yeti donations
>>742682441
Idk this isnt that great.>dude I am max everything so kill everything instantlyWow. Fun.
>>742682496Why would they care if they still get paid the same by the orgs they shill?
>>7426824103 is the best one
>>742682294Alright so far. Nice art/music, and the gameplay is manageable once you learn the obtuse rule set. It can get cryptic as fuck sometimes though.
>>742682578I actually think they have just become defeatist, they probably blame lower viewership numbers on political meanies or something completely out of their control
Zesty nig
>>742682742Im not even sure why he's bothering to play on hard if he's this overpowered.
>NG+>enters room, 1-shots everythingWell, at least they're relatively normal-autistic but it's pretty boring otherwise.
Not often you see an autistic black man with a gay voice and lisp
>league of legends has more viewers than gdqit's so over
I always thought that they needed to incorporate some kind of challenge runs instead of doing speedruns only.But instead it was turned into participation prize event. Like speedrunners might be really bad at a game they play or they allow some casual indie slop nobody cares about We need more demonstration of skill!
>>742682781they're finally allowing gay men into the marathon
>>742682781The best part is, he's probably the straightest person in that room.
Thread slow
I’d love to bounce on the runner’s cock, what a specimen
doesn't hit the same without the cutscenes. these two are nice to listen to though
>>742682808people are watching Caedrel bro
>>742682813>challenge runsthey've done this a few times, for example super mario maker races. but yeah those types of segments where they basically got popular players/streamers to play on teams were seemingly replaced by the staff segments
>zestyIt's called "gay", summer-kun.
I like this game but the run is boring so I'm going to watch a movie or something instead.
>>742682780Omg Lucchini!
>>742682808>caseoh has almost 3x the viewership of GDQ streaming random shit horror games
>>742682890I FUCKING LOVED THIS POKEMON RUN!
>>742682781I'd rather watch a hundred zesty negros than watch another man in a dress
>>742682861Because this shit sucks now
I want like $1000 btw >>742681975
>>742682950this wasn't even a challenge run, he cheated constantly to make the run doable. besides, there is no "challenge" to pokemon, no one wants to watch that.
Suda51 has come so far, now his game is being played at a speedrun event by gays
>>742682937crazy how much dumb shit kids watch these days
>>742682878who?
>>742682995Ah, Kiezaron v2
>>742682950>pulls fire alarm
>>742683000kek im glad someone came through with the photo
>>742683000>no one came to the launch party :(I see someone right behind them
>>742683000I was lied to, they don't look sad at all and theres another person in the background
No gay but I will let these fellows remodel my shithole if you know what I mean
any bajs?
>>742681975I saw one on ebay years ago and regret not buying it. It was pretty cheap too. At least I have the preorder keychain and NMH2 shirt .
>>742683008Still waiting for Romeo is a Dead Man to be ~$30 on PS5.
>>742683000kek
>>742682441>>742682496Hmmm, why not aim for a 1view marathon? That would maximize donations.
>>742683072>totally abandons nuzlocke after dyinghe's such a coward
>>742683034It was Mr. Game and Shout.He tried to save us from that "run" and they kicked him out for that.
>>742682813just have zfg do more zelda randos
>>742683029league costream
Is this game better than romeo is a dead man
>>742683032Kiezaron is at least entertaining and knows pokemon. This guy failed so hard he had to cheat multiple times, spent half his time "bragging" about his girlfriend on the couch with the personality of a bag. Was the worst pokemon run in history to sit through. Fire alarm was trying to mercy kill the run
>>742683106
didn't somebody leak Romeo is a Dead Man for Switch 2 a while ago? they should fucking announce it already
I could spend months on her, if you know what I mean lmao
sums up modern gdq
>>742683139>Kiezaron is at least entertaininglmao, ok kiez
>>742683145>they should fucking announce it alreadyProbably takes them a while to optimize it. Since switch 2 is pretty much just a deck, and on deck the game had issues.
Why does this baldie shake his hand right in front of his crotch?
>>742683126Oh, okay. I haven't played League or watched LCS in years. Honestly he's probably better than whoever they have on commentary in 2026.
>>742683139>Kiezaron>entertaining
>>742682937I don't know how this fat fuck became the new loud is funny streamer but I don't even mind. He stays in his lane and plays games and gains more mass. No real drama like other big streamers and if kids want to watch that, it's not the worst choice
>>742683107wait did he? i stopped watching like halfway through and just assumed he finished it lul
the day was always going to come where they ran off enough people they'd hit the bottom
>>742683247yeah he died really far into the game and just quit
>>742682808Haven't played league since season 4ish, downloaded it like 2 years ago just to check it out and it has a mobile game's UI and everyone has way too much mana so I just alt f4'd
>>742682890Look. no one wants to watch a sweaty literal who play that challenge run. They want one of the GDQ staff to do it instead and fuck it up and waste everyones time while pretending they are having "so much le epic fun" on the stage holding us hostage.I'm exhausted from the dumpster fire runs that are done by staff. That fucking truck run, and somehow adef or whoever managing to somehow susurp keiz as the worst pokemon player ever. It's all tiring.At least keiz got to sit in the comfort of his home and laugh at them while the cuck ghost haunts him.
>skip all cutscenesGame shouldve stayed unspeedrunned
>>742683242i kind of agree he's at least kind of positive. there are much worse streamers that could have made it big like him. and yeah, like you mentioned the guy just does his thing
>>742683224Because he knows I’m close
>>742683072horsen
>>742683279unlucky
>>742683302NG+ did this to us
>>742683338now we have to watch him play hearthstone for a week, totally not sponsored btw
>"hope one day to find my own Slyvia"Why would you want that?
>>742683373Travis and Henry should have spitroasted her with their katanas at the end
skip made me laugh
>>742683373>>742683431Shut up! Sylvia is saint!
>>742681615AWOOOOGA
>There was a number of people on GDQ staff who actually speed ran games>they all quit for the most part and the new gen is just volunteering leeches who want their time in the spot lightGDQ needs to make it mandatory that you have to run a several X amount of times at GDQ to be part of the staff at a mainline event and have a time within the top 20% of the runs for the game.>>742683469gross
>>742683469RAPEABLE FUCKMEAT
>>742683469OF status?
>Pragmata and RE9>Both new and big games>Scheduled for dead hourswhat did they mean by this
how's the event so far? any great runs?
>came while listening to vtuber ASMRI feel fucked up brehs
>>742683534mediocre
>>742683469
>>742683469Would.
>>742683534decent opening that slowly went downhill
You just KNOW the runner and gay guy fuck. Like they are SO gay for one another.
the game
>>742683546Whoops wrong board
>>742683546why am I seeing komma on /v/
>>742683546link the vid
>>742683581Go to bed fujo. They are just friends.
>>742683621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC5ohhMK844
>>742682594shoutout to the yetee!
>>742683523The schedule always slips due to the amazing tech crew, so they'll end up in primetime.
>>742683604>he she it... it's a robot I don't know
>>742683621https://www.youtube.com/live/G8ck-NJek-EMANZON4lBFypHQ6lTo be fair, I was jerking to other porn at the same time like a degen
What a shit schedule today. Only SSX looks good.
>>742683469I wish god gave me the self confidence of a delusional tranny.
>>742683779nice>>742683730good stuff too. i miss her clown cunny model though
>>742683730>1.2M views
>>742683546I don't like vtubers but I did jerk off to that one that recently had the getting clapped on stream controversy, I think if there was a vtuber that was more explicitly ntr themed I might finally start watching them desu
>>742683519fapello com/jerikandra/
>>742682496Thats because they're going in the left direction
>the one guy clapping
>>742683842Every day we stray further from God's light.
>>742683842LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742683934She reminds me of one of those women who would be typecasted to act as a woman in her 60's and that would be her only role. Old ugly woman.
run been kinda comfy so far
>>742683842>>742683934so he cut it off or is just hiding it with tape? do zoomtroons cut theirs off too or was that a scam that only millennials and x'ers fell for?
>>742683842>These are the girls I was telling you about
>>742683842That tranny stomach is the most putrid disgusting exposure I've seen this week. I'd rather watch cartel beheadings than see another troon midriff
>>742683934
>>742684040cant beat the king
What even this d-pad logo?
I'm up next, wish me luck!
what late night snack u guys eating?
Feels like spoiling myself when I skim through the schedule and click random runners. Though it lets me know what I'm defo skipping.
>>742683809Is it confidence when the stadium is cheering the downsie scoring the "game winning" drive at the Homecoming game?
>>742684025Older half of Gen z probably got theirs cut off, younger half would be a mix of the trend slowly dying out, and the general pushback against trannies that made it harder for them to get the surgery unless they're 18+ and now (in some cases) needing to pay out of pocket instead of getting it for free on the tax payer's dime.
>>742682441There was no announcement for this one, it was right after the 4th and during world cup. People aren't even ready for this sort of event if they don't have big games worth showing off.
>>742684242is that corn flakes in blood and water?
>>742684151not on my screen.Maybe you should try getting a better stream
>>742682950his streams are funny and he's entertaining but THAT run was awful. We don't give him credit just because he's otherwise an entertaining guy to watch.
>>742681612Give him a soft squeeze and kiss him on top of his head.
>>742684279you never had cereals with Nestea before?
>>742684315>his streams are funny and he's entertaininganon, are you serious right now? you unironically watch that?
I've been enjoying this run, desu.
>>742684294Weird, it's the same stream but it was an interactible button i could just get rid of. I thought it was baked in the stream
I opened the stream like 5 minutes ago and haven't heard a single trans rights shoutout, are they bigots now???
>>742682147how did the lion learn how to tie a noose though?
>>742684230Bro...like what are you even doing? I want to pummel his parents with rolls of quarters tucked in tube socks
>>742684358He's funny, but i wouldn't say i'm a fan. I've seen him in some things he's alright. That stream sucked though.
>>742684375they save the dono bots for prime time american hours.
>>742683239animorphs is a great run both times.Also between him and that douche he's entertaining.
>>742684375chuds won
>>742684268It is just so incomprehensible to me that this guy has the confidence to look at himself, wear a bunny suit and go on a live stream stage possibly thinking he looks like a sexy woman. That kind of confidence is entirely alien to me.
best boss theme in NMH1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aPSLqJ341g&pp=ygUYcHUgbGVhdGhlciBmb3IgYnJlYWtmYXN0
>>742684404He was a decent comm on the WolfeGlick tournament recently. Seems like a cool guy who's way too invested in being a YouTuber.
>other game spoilers Cool thanks
>Impregnates his brother's wifeLiterally me.
>>742684451Buddy it's literally like an rtard singing the national anthem at the Superbowl. Except without the innocence. Just a decade of being gaslit my the most devious fiends in existence
>>742684479Like, for a while youtube was showing me his edited pokemon runs, beating games with gym leader teams and stuff gimmicks like that, and because they're edited down, they're easier to watch. He knows his shit in pokemon and i learned a lot.The fact that he had so many back up saves for the run he was doing really ruined the experience because it could change to a different team at any point, so why get invested. It's a speedrun, you gotta get good with what you got, not fuck up and then bail to a new thing.
What did i miss first day broskis?
>>742684550werster's brother toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA
>>742683469Zoinks bonk screech humina humina beeep beep honk
>>742684626honestly not much. kind of a slow and low energy start. not even any cringe kino
>>742684626you missed the only good runs this whole event
>>742680981It's been shit since covid. Last one I enjoyed was 2019.
>never heard of thirsty suitors>google itThat's an easy skip
>>742684730Christ almighty that looks like a flash game version of Dustborn
finally, lowest viewers ever
Do they really need to keep the "excessive blood and gore" warning on the top of the screen at all times? In this cel shaded, cartoon ass game?
>>742684791How could this happen?
>>742684487They didn't even bother to explain the story in this one properly either even tho it's so simple
>>742684791grim
