1 more year for free gaming
>>742686886>snoys falled for another discord jailbreak scamlol
>>742686886This time for sure.
>>742687531Gezine is legit in Playstation scene anon. This could be nothing burger anyway but that guy is legit and hes not some random jeet on twitter.
>>742686886Oh wow! The Switch 2 might finally be jailbroken, which leads to emulation, and then I could play uhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBananza? Is that still it? Maybe Splatoon Raiders when it comes out. The rest does nothing for me.
>userlandnothingburger
>>742686886in 2 weeks
let me guess, in about a fortnight you'll hear more news about it
>>742686886Unfortunately, it's an userland exploit that nintendo is likely going to patch next version.
To get a Switch 2, I would need:>an OLED screen>a software jailbreak>homebrew and PS2 emulators>a replaceable batteryIf the jailbreak isn't software-based, I'm not interested
>>742686886If shit's so bad, why'd it get a sequel?
sars subdribe to my patreon for switch 2 sars pls
>>742686886Yeah just warn everyone, that will surely go well
>>742686886wow! where can i see your patreon to support this development?
>We found this breakthrough and it could be huge but we're about to star-SHUT THE FUCK UPJUST SHUT UP FUUUUUUCK
>>742686886Didn't someone find a userland exploit week 1?
>>742688237Yup. And we still have no known kernel exploits so jack shit has happened in this space.
lol it's nothing
>not a kernel exploitI'm so disappointed
>the passive-aggressive tendie panic ITT>not even 30 posts in
>these dumbass niggas scared I had you shook tho
>>742686886Why do they fucking announce this shit before it's actually ready and working. This will just get nintendo on his fucking ass right away.
Pokémon autists can't play their baby game without cheats and hacks. With gen 10 around the corner, they will go into overdrive to find any exploit possible.
>>742686886Userland exploit doesn't mean shit, what are you gonna do play videos on it?
>>742689009hacks and cheats for gen 10 is just going to be a 5 dollar microcontroller and 5 dollar capture card from aliexpress/temupokemonautomation.github.iosomeone also figured out how to send pokemon from the GBA version of the switch from their PChttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2YphF-HVIand you have pokemon go spoofing, I guess. that's it.the switch 2 is just too crazy because if you fail to voltage glitch both shits you brick your console and you need to take over both processors not just one this time. so as I said, it can really only be a software hack. voltage glitching is too unreliable and could brick your whole console. that's just a physical property of the systems that they have implemented, unfortunately. for the 3ds and the switch the paperclip and rcm jig shit was them just leaving the door unlocked because they didn't pay attention so people are spoiled.it can only be a software hack basically and they need a kernel exploit
software exploits also aren't as good as the unpatchable hardware ones - as you can see the PS killing off physical games will completely kill piracy on it. you won't be able to dump from games requiring a newer firmware than the one you exploited off unless physical exists so you have to think twice about burning hacks or else you could end up at the end of the console lifecycle and games can't be dumped or emulated or pirated simply because they patched all of the exploits. also if you need to take your device into repair, you'll lose the hack because they'll usually do a full wipe and OS update.
>>742689235>it can only be a software hack basically and they need a kernel exploitAnd that's highly unlikely to happen, atleast this soon.
I like that little "we did it sonyreddit" at the end
>>742687959Because there are millions of EXTREMELY dedicated shit enjoyers who will lap up anything.
>>742689423sony didn't do itsomehow, that shit is still getting repeatedly hacked despite multiple people selling their exploits to sony like sciresM. also Sony might just die after this. xbox is also basically dead (they also had all sorts of shit to stop people exploiting by bricking) which just goes to show that being undefeated means nothing if you can't sell games.
>>742687959Why are you associating popularity with quality?
looking forward to being able to play raiders without getting a shitch 2
>>742690778the GPU alone will cost more than a switch 2.switch 2 minimum needs12 GB VRAM = 5070 = current lowest price 546 USDSW2 12 GB shared memory ~36 GB RAM obviously you can't get it in this configuration and must round upPS5 16 GB shared memory ~48 GB RAMRAM is only available 48 GB minimum in dual channel32 GB DDR5 = 620 USD1166 USD and that's before you buy anything else.
>>742686886>userlandi sleep.
>>742692129*48and of course I forgot you are better off buying a 16 gb vram card since the 5070 ti mogs the 5070
>>742690778You haven't even got a PS5- let alone a PC capable of emulating the NS2- you fucking poorfag leech.
>bumping his shit threadno one will miss you when you kill yourself
>>742692401holy fuck your mad lol
>>742692293the switch 2 is about as powerful as a steam deck lol. your delusional
>>742688502kek
>>742686886Tick tock tendie troons
>>742692129>5070
>>742692401>>742692981
>>742686886>userlandFuck off retard
>>742687731You don't have to bring up epic in unrelated situations, Tim.
>>742688502literally second post lmao they have alerts for this
>>742688502and they claim they are not a cult lol
>>742686886Oh, someone else finally figured it out kek. I've known about this for months now. Even dev'd my own cfw. I just asked chatgpt how to hack the switch 2 and it came up with this idea for me
>>742693626Prove it.
>>742693626stfu nigger
>>742688502i don't get why you're making this into something shitendo fans wouldn't want.i hate shitendo, but i want their free games. do you see, little fagtard?
Still no soft ware hack for the lite?
>>742695454ask again in 5 years
>>742695534Guess me lite will sit in the box for the next 5 years yeah
>>742695610Nintendo says to charge your battery every 6 months so it doesn't die
>>742686886Does this mean that the autists making SMO and BotW mods will be able to start working on Bananza? That'd be pretty cool.
>>742686886Now let's see the kernel exploit.
damneric must be creaming his pants right now
>discordThese people are fucking retards
God fucking shit damn, why is this thread so BITCHY and BITTER? You're all so fucking pathetic.
>>742695947No. A userland exploit isn't totally worthless, but we're not really any closer to properly hacking the Switch 2 yet.
>>742696615what generally can be done with an userland exploit? loading mods?
>>742687679Yeah unfortunately there aren't any games in interested in yet. If it could replace my hacked switch 1 that'd be cool
>>742696727maybe further prodding to find a way into kernel but I sincerely doubt this one will provide a way in, or anything useful before it's found and patched out, just like the last oneSwitch 2 is actually airtight unlike the Switch 1 due to it being fire sale'd Shield hardware that was already well documented and had an easy to trigger recovery mode that was exploitedNo such luck with Switch 2
>>742696923Unless a console goes the Xbox Series route where there's constant online checks required for like everything, a key can always be made to open the lock. Granted, it might not happen until the next console is out lmao.
>>742688502Your NDS faggotry is making you blind.Remember console piracy is still going to sell consoles either way.And when you already need mid-high range PCs to play newer stuff like MP4 at 1080p 60fps (and you will still get dips anyway) you will need a 5090 to emulate the switch 2 at the same resolution and framerates the console itself runs at.
>>742689235>for the 3ds and the switch the paperclip and rcm jig shit was them just leaving the door unlocked because they didn't pay attention so people are spoiled.Wonder how much journos being so desperate to harm nintendo by making piracy mainstream is biting them in the ass.It basically made people addicted to actually good games, and now that they actually have to fork over money, most people are in fact doing so by quitting GAAS treadmills and westoid shit with battle season passes and blurry graphics to just buy nintendo games instead.The entire fucking industry basically handed over nintendo a gorillion normalfags addicted to nintendo games and willing to spend money on nintendo games.
>>742697192what does the NDS have to do with this?
>>742697192>Your NDS faggotry is making you blind.The DS screen was bad but it wasn't THAT bad.
>>742697130Anything is possible given enough effort and sacrificial consoles. Bit expensive though.
>>742696727For you as a user? quite LITERALLY nothing. Even if you could execute code that creates file binaries, Nintendo logs quite literally everything on these consoles, so it's not safe to put anything there. even if you put it into aeroplane mode it will send the logs the instant it goes online again. Remember, the WHOLE reason for the sw1 sysnand and emunand split is to safeguard your modded cfw from what is visible to nintendo to avoid a console banto run a custom os you basically need a kernel level exploit to touch the bootloader.using this exploit if they can find kernel access then you can get something (CFW), but without it it's effectively useless. (and for emulatorfags here, cfw is basically a prereq for emulators)
>>742697390I also have to remind everyone that for the past 20 years, every single nintendo console was playable on an emulator at the same time as the actual console was alive and receiving games and the emulator creation was very fast which is another way that people have been spoiled. The switch2 is the first time they've had significant measures to lockdown hardware and didn't leave the front door open. Their previous attempts were mostly to fuck over flashcarts, for example with the nintendo DS you had to run AP cheatcodes to avoid their attempts at anti piracy.It was actually nvidia's fault that the NS1 was actually so easily hacked as well.
>>742692992that's an optimistic estimateyou already need a 5070 ti for stable 60fps on prime 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mjjD_8cFmkand anything less by lowering the resolution or capping it at 30fps? just play it on the actual real hardware at that point, a single copy of prime 4 is cheaper than a PC that can emulate ithell, a switch 2 and a copy of the game is cheaper than just the gpu needed to emulate itand you will still have to deal with the usual emulator jank like constant crashes mind you, look at 2:09
>>742692401Holy clitty leak
>>742687679This, lol. What's the point in making an emulator for a console with no games? At least PS4 has Bloodborne.
>>742686886Of course it needs to be announced on discord etc. Why not keep their mouth shut until something tangible is possible?
>>742697856people should be getting at least 16gb vram in case, especially because the ps5 is 16gb and not only that but the 5070 ti is faster
>>742686886Why couldn't he stfu before releasing anything holy fucking shit, Nintendo is 100% already on his ass.
>>742686886>>742693626
>>742698582he already sold exploits to sonydon't expect too muchhe might even be telling people on what version to find exploits because he will sell them to nintendo and so other people know what versions are vulnerable
>>742687679For me, I’ve always loved dumping the music and textures from Switch games. I like playing the songs in foobar where they can loop forever like regular gameplay. So I can play them when doing stuff on my comp.
>>742686886These people need to put all the effort on PS5. By 2028 we need to have a completely jailbreaked console where we can even redownload the games to put them back in discs.
>>742699016there's zero interest in hacking ps6. it's just not interesting.
>>742699016ps5 is a steam machine with linux, ps5 dumps can be played but ps5 pkg is being worked on which is better, I have a second ps5 slim for gta 6 though
>>742699016the ps4 emulation peeps aren't interested, they just want more bloodborne
>>742686886B-but Switch 2 has no games! D-definitely nothing I wanted to play!
yaay i get to emulate the new pokemon
>>742698683Aah that explains it he's a sellout thank you
>>742688502>>742692972>>742693565>>742697428
>>742699016PS5 has no good exclusives like Bloodborne
>this is the only cope sonyjeets have leftsad!
do people on /v/ actually buy a new console when it comes out, buy the games at full price, and don't use exploits/jailbreaks to get free games? are they retarded???
>>742699676when was the last time you bought a console, 2010?
>>742699016>By 2028 we need to have a completely jailbreaked console where we can even redownload the games to put them back in discs.That already exists. It's called a PC.
>>742699759Switch 1 after they were 50$ on eBay for a japanese model, and RCM jigs on amazon.
>>742686886>this thread right now
why don't you guys just get a PC or one of those android handhelds
>>742687945>a replaceable batterylucky you
>>742700301>why don't you guys just get a PCwhy are PCjeets so retarded?
>>742689373no it wont ps5 is going to have ds levels of piracy due to sonys poor choice the boot keys got leaked theyre fucked lolhacked ps5s will be popular lol
>>742688502I noticed that too
>>742687531>fallednintenjeet>inb4 I totally did it on purpose
>>742700965Fellow snoytrannies we got itNintendo will die this time for sure
>>742686886fucking asshole. I hope nintendo fucks him in the ass
>>742701439May he gets caught...
>>742689235>was them just leaving the door unlockedUh, no? RCM was locked down even on launch Switchs, requiring a signed payload. It's just that those early Switchs had a buffer overflow vulnerability. Nintendo didn't "leave a backdoor open" as so many retards keep spouting. Access to RCM mode is not a backdoor. How do you think Nintendo gets into the units at the factory or for repairs? Even Switch 2 has a recovery mode.
>>742686886Wow, an another asshole for nintendo to fuck up.
Over the past 2 weeks I've been heavily considering getting a Switch 2. Price is going to go up in September, so even if I buy a new one, keep it for 2 years or whatever until an emulator comes out, I'll probably only lose a small amount of money on it. I also then realised I should probably be buying physical games for most of the older shit like Donkey Kong and just reselling it. Would actually end being quite cheap overall.
>>742702008Patched Switches have RCM too, it's just that they patched the vulnerability so it's no longer usable for hax.
>>742687679Yeah honestly the switch 2 line up isn’t really all that amazing. It’s like when the PS5 was jail broken and I just thought. “Well what game am I going to even jailbreak for”
>>742686886>AAAAAAH I MUST HACK JESUS I MUST HAAACK I HAVE TO RUIN THE ONLY DEVELOPERS WHICH MAKE GOOD GAMES AAA HAAACK AAAAI want to beat his head with a baseball bat
>>742702680it didn't ruin Switch 1, why would it ruin Switch 2?
>>742702680>THE ONLY DEVELOPERS WHICH MAKE GOOD GAMESahahahah
>>742702680>THE ONLY DEVELOPERS WHICH MAKE GOOD GAMESbananza was the most offensively easy dk game ever. metroid was watered down dogshit
>>742701361assblasted
>>742702680>
>>742692981IS THIS REAL?!
>>742704676>he has never seen a tranny bunny
Based
>>742687679For me it would literally just be Fire Emblem. Which is why I never bought a switch 2.
if MVG doesnt cover it, its fake btw.
>Remember that exploit that was discovered last year? They discovered it again!No fucking way, this is huge news! Switch 2 emulator in 2 weeks!
>>742700391but /v/ told me euros are bootlicking cucks how are they buckbreaking corporations like this so often?
>>742697192>you already need mid-high range PCs to play newer stuff like MP4 at 1080p 60fpsLol no
Wow time to play for free titles such as uhm, uhh...
>>742702680>>742702123>>742701439
>>742686886NINTENDO!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!
>>742708957kino
Would be nice to see some progress. for instance, it would have been fuckloads easier for me to >transfer the textures from a hypothetically dumped copy of Bravely Default Switch 2 (JP), to be easily used on the PC version instead of having to fuck around with upscaling and reniggering things to work from the 3DS edition just to decensor the whole fucking thing.Not to mention even if there aren't a ton of games worth emulating yet, it is still worthwhile to get on development. There are too many games that have a Switch 2 version that have different content vs the Switch variant (if there's a Switch variant at all) which is annoying. Its one thing to have technical changes for a Switch 2 version, but anything else is rather annoying if you're releasing it on both platforms.
>>742710746nice bump snoygger
Why are tendies such rabid bootlickers
Insane levels of sour grapes here.
>>742687679starfox which I hope leads to mods replacing the fucking voices with the better og ones
>>742686886why these motherfuckers never stay quiet? great, nintendo hardware revision dropping soon
>>742687679so when it finally has cool games on it all the consoles will be revisions with patched boards
>>742699759anything worth playing is already covered by consoles that were produced during 2010
>>742697192hey the DS was one of the better shitendo handhelds
How can Nintendo simultaneously have no games and yet /v/ falls over themselves trying to get emulators up for their consoles? Even the rumor of a upcoming emulator gets them riled up. I think I know the answer
You can jailbreak ps5 now?
>>742711569If you remember the first switch hack scene(the paperclip hack).They wanted to turn the Switch exploit in to a Donald Trump protest about LBGBQWTFF rights.Till one of their own got slighted and asshurt in the discord and leaked the method with the words>Real hackers hack in silence.
>>742712275you've been able to for years you just need to be on ancient firmware
kek i knew writing shit 2 would trigger some spastics but this thread man... /v/ please never stop delivering
>>742712313Not anymore. My Ghost of Yotei one I never connected to the internet after downloading the game is jailbroken. Can play anything now
>>742704013I just want nintendo to die already. Their continued existence is causing me mental damage
>>742692812The switch 2 is more powerful that the deck.
>>742686886And where is the kernel exploit? Without that what OP is doing is useless.
>>742712313There are very recent JBs anon. Backporting games got a ton better and overwhelming majority of games are properly playable on lower FWs too. Issue is that depending on FW it varies when it comes to options you have but main one aka piracy is on all JBs.
>>742712402Which exploitM
>>742686886PCGODS stay winning
>>742711976it's on principlewhy would you want the goy toy to have any use cases?
>>742712414It's faster if you die instead
>>742712364Must be fun making stuff up in your head, but unless it's a kernel exploit, this is nothing.In fact this is almost similar to the last time this was brought up a year ago with almost the exact same OP.It's a complete nothingburger.
>>742711087no problem
>>742686886PAY. FOR. YOUR. GAMES.
>>742713021>making stuff upmaking up stuff that i saw on discord this morning? nigger sit down. i never said it was a kernel exploit.i have no real dog in this fight, except i want to steal games from shitendo. starfox remake looks nice.
>>742713590this thread title is "jailbreak incoming". go back to /hbg/ crying why Ps5 is not hacked yet
>>742713841kek that's called marketing, and the fact the thread is still up shows the marketing worked lelyou think people are in the business of truth around here? lmfao
>>742711976The cognitive dissonance is always peak.It's shroedinger's nintendo, it simultaneously has no games and a highly supported emulator to play all of its games. (that it doesn't have)
>>742713913>marketingyou must be retarded. to marketing what? are you paid to make threads?
>>742714047>ohhh he fuckin mad
>>742712876But if i die i'll prove the chud right.Us snoytrannies need to hold for as long as we can
>>742689235>someone also figured out how to send pokemon from the GBA version of the switchYou can already do that with home, duh
>One more year and we have emulation
>>742714092>non answerdamn I know last week was awful for snoyggers but I didn't think it had melted their brain. Literally meltdown
why are people ITT acting like the shitch 2 is powerful?
>>742714479>oh he FUCKIN fuckin mad
So where is the webm?
turdies, snoyim, and steamtroons are the most raped beings alive
>>742712640Check out ModdedWarfare on Youtube. He has retard proof tutorials and all info.
>>742714508it's cheaper than a steam deck but more powerful. it's cheaper than a series s but comparable. the switch 2 isn't super powerful but it's reasonable and better than switch 1 was at launch
>>742714508kill yourself Eric
>>742713297ONSTEAMBUTNOT NINTENDO
>>742688237Redirecting a web-page to show a gif wouldn't count as a "hack" to me
>>742711976Because it makes Tendies seethe. The only Switch game I've emulated in over five years is Unicorn Overlord and that isn't even an exclusive.
Fuck Nintendo, I don't own a switch nor do I want to but you gentlemen enjoy your free games and emulators. yAnd you lowly boot-licking worms enjoy paying for Nintendo to fuck you over.
>>742714554on hbg
>>742714915>t. raped, lost, and brown
>>742714761>support trannysno
>>742686886I dont think Switch 2 will be hacked and I think emulation wont come for 15+ years either.
>>742686886t-two more weeks!this time for sure!
>>742702680>look at replies>schizos seething kek
>>742714915exabased
>>742711976pcfags simply love Nintendo games. that's why one of the first things pcfags does on their new pc is downloading some nintendo vidya emulator so they can play actual games.
>>742686886i was thinking about save exploits would work kinda like what happened with the wii but i mean if people are afraid of their main account getting the boot then you can easily just make a burner Nintendo Account pay the 3 dollars or whatever for the month and just move exploited saves between switches assuming you have a modded switch 1 laying around
>>742716024on the wii a save exploit was all you needed, now a save exploit is step 1 of like 6
>>742686886fuck you you had my hopes up that a pso2 private server was real
>>742686886Cool, now it just needs some goddamn games.
>>742715758genshin would unironically die overnight if more mihoyofags tried out breath of the wild
>>742714876>tranime
>>742697192>And when you already need mid-high range PCs to play newer stuff like MP4 at 1080p 60fps (and you will still get dips anyway) you will need a 5090 to emulate the switch 2lmao noSwitch2 is around ps4 level and I beat bloodborne on my deck. Thinking mp4 is demanding is laughable and thinking anyone would need a 5090 is hilarious. The switch2 is a glorified 1050ti.
>>742716851>on my deckI thiought the point of le PCMR was muh graphics and performance? Why play it on the same or worse resolution and settings as the switch 1?
>>742717104Get better bait
>>742717104With where shad is right now, bloodborne played better on my deck than it did on the ps4. Not that you'd know, since you're still shitposting with an ancient webm.
>>742717348>Facts are bait now.Grim.
>>742717596Everything you posted was retarded
>>742700391>>742706550>this summer>from the studio that brought you>USB in shitphones>refunds from the two-faced fat fuck
>>742697192fuck you the nintendo ds was great, even if the hinges were absolute ass
>>742718490>all these people willingly playing dumb and pretending it doesn't stand for "nintendo derangement syndrome"lol
>>742706082fuck that baldo>the "impossible" port>look inside>port was possible
>>742717104>oh no the platform rendering an entire menu overlay for no reason is running worsecouldnt even make it convincing
>>742718689>he thinks msi afterburner actually takes any resource at all to runlol
>>742687679so far that's really all I'd use it for. I don't really care about any other games yet. Mostly interested in the future games. Don't care about N64 remakes.
Userland is nothing. OP doesn’t know shit. Ban him.
>>742718726you may be we todd ed
>>742697192>shitting on the ndsModern tendies hating old Nintendo is the funniest thing. Pure cope over how much better it used to be.
>>742718857what's sad is i remember this exact same exploit coming up like 5 days after launch of the consoleit resulted in nothing
>>742688502console fanboys refuse to accept that emulation is inevitable and it's so fucking funny
It's userland so that means it's still ways away.You need kernel exploits to run games and custom firmware.Good progress though. Means they can probably run their own code on it in a limited fashion.
>>742689373>as you can see the PS killing off physical games will completely kill piracy on it.Last I checked PS5 and PS4 both had kernel exploits and ways to dump games from digital for ages.
>>742696923Most of the Switch OS is reverse engineered though in fairness. If there hasn't been huge changes since then they probably know where to start poking around.
>>742688502
>>742698683Pretty sure that was some tranny that got booted off his discord group for selling exploits others found to nvidia for the bug bounty.
>>742718334>this summer>from the studio that brought you>NO AC, Die Peasant
>>742686886But what games? It doesn't have any.
>>742720332Emulation is inevitable for all good consoles, if your platform of choice doesn't have an emulation scene then it's completely irrelevant. Call me a bootlicking corpo-shill, but I kinda think emulating current console generations or jailbreaking consoles should be difficult, and not simplified to the point where anyone and everyone can do it in 5 minutes. If the generation is like 5 years in then it's free game, but otherwise you get into this weird situation early where lots of console units have sold and not a lot of games are being sold because piracy is so rampant. I don't have a moral stance against piracy, but video games are seen as financial investments first and foremost and if they don't make a profit then they simply won't get made, so I'd like to see them sell well enough to justify another game.
>>742713590You really are the ultimate retard, keep seething.
>>742715134as I said, no money for nintendo
>>742697992Fibby bibby and /thread. By the way, do you know the status of our lawsuit with Nintendo? They’re selling the Switch 2 as a “video game console”, yet it doesn’t have any games on it. Isn’t that illegal?
>>742696727>>742696923thanks anons
>>742687679It's a mental thing. I didn't play any Switch 1 games either, but I like knowing that I could if I wanted to.
>>742720332emulation isn't magic, there is nothing inevitable about itevery emulator has come about through actual work on the console
>>742692129A Switch could cost half and my PC double and I still wouldn't switch. SWITCH!!!
>>742711976>>742713928>homosexuals trying to psychoanalyze others because they're butthurt over emulators gay and what if there is finally a worthwhile game 3 years down the line? gotta be prepared.
>>742713297Nintnedo is an evil and litigious company. Patent trolls will never get any money from me. I'll take the games for free on superior hardware, though.
So what's the real reason why the mods let this guy bump his own thread 200 times multiple threads every single day without doing a thing about it?
>>742724236No that's how it used to be, and how it should be. Console piracy lifecycles coinciding with active console lifecycles is highly unusual and leads to legal attention, which is what happened with Yuzu.
>>742720871sauce
>>742686886snoy threadignored thread
>>742726181>>742697992GEG, based thread full of bantz!Reminder that Shittendo boutta drop the biggest RPG turd of all times next year, called "Xenoblade Genesis".
>>742726181Oh burnnn!PS5 gonna mog the fuck outta Shitch 2 when GTAVI hits the scape!
>>742714876>tranimeYour shitty Xenoblade Genesis poz slop awaits, tendie
>>742711976>>742713928see >>742727187tendie shillz geeeggggggggg
>>742714876>trannime>one of 4chans most hated trannime no less
Isn't it ironic that the people who "hate" nintendo the most are the ones who beg for an emulator the hardest?
>>742687679>>742696791>>742697992>>742702192Your forgetting about Xenoblade Genesis, tbe censored slop which everyone on this board agrees will be the most hated game of 2027 and is ruthlessly shilled and damagecontrolled by a youtuber name Enel.
>>742728952Nice fanfic. When did you make it up?
>>742697992>>742726181kek, FPBPs!And at least PS5 gonna have GTA6! Shittendo just have slopp!
>>742686886I'll believe it if more comes out. Cool enough I suppose, but thats still a long way from a working emulator.
>>742726181A fippy bippy to this based sick burn too, kekkerz!
>>742714525>duuuude ikr????
>>742714479>ohhh he fucken MAD mad!!!
>>742714525Based coolanon BTFO the tendieshill so fuckhard that he no longer replying>OHHHHHHH SAVAGE SICKBURNNNN!!!!!!
just jailbroke ps5. should i get switch 2
>>742711976Based
>shit 2 hax coming>gta6 gonna make based PS5 btfo shit 2Tendies shills musta had a rough week ayy?
>>742729353Shit 2 literally has some of our most hated games ever like MP4, Starfox remake and Xenoblade Genases. Keep ur PS5 itll have based GTA6 and will mog shittendo.
>>742687679Same shit as switch 1 it had no good games. Only normies with no taste like to play those shitty games.
qrd I thought switch 2 was untouchable for exploits?
>>742729474Do you know how to speak English? You make so many constant misspellings that your browser should catch.
>>742729543Not just hated games, that Shitch console has slme our most hated games ever made>Xenoblade 2, 3, Genases>SF basedslopmake>Fire Emblem: BBC Wave>MP4>Mario Kart
>>742697856Why not to buy Rx 9070/xr that has 16gb of vram, is much cheaper and is very close to 5070 ti after uv+oc?
>>742729543Based this, Fibby Bibby
>>742686886>userlandi guess you can install linux?
>buy switch 2 used, stealing a sale from nintendo>pirate every game>use community run nethosting to bypass the monthly online subscription>when done, sell the switch 2, stealing another sale from nintendo>tell the guy I sell it to about how to jailbreak his device>encourage him to sell when he gets bored of it in 3 months>3 sales stolen in total>mfw
>>742729543As a former Nintendo fan bought there games in N64-Wii days, completely agree. Now I have PS5 and am gonna play the real game that is GTA VI!
>>742729543It is kinda fucked that I have easy access to the entire switch library on my PC, but I only ever tried one and that one wasn't even good.
>>742729790At least PS5 have GTA6, Shitch2 has are most hated games ever made >>742729685
>>742729790@FBI ARREST THIS MAN
>>742729906Lmao there all fucktarded bad and most hates shit ever, see >>742729685 Shitendo is generational of bad games.
>>742729906>>742729543Fibby bibby, geeeeeeg!Compare Shitch games which are hated by real adult gamers to PS5 which gonna have GTA6 which will BTFO make Ninshitdo banckrupted.
>>742729906Did you try the Xenoblade slop? Reminder XC2 and XC3 are tao of our most hated games ever, and are only liked by Enel circlejerk shills geeggggggg
First PS5 get based GTA6 and now this gegggggg shittendo got a BADDDDD year in 2026 /thread
Fibby bibby to all the based shittendo hater in this thread. Heres foreword tk GTA6 making PS5 outsold the flop Shitch 2 with no games except are most hated!!!
>>742729685No lyes there...
Imagine getting OoT 4k@120 before the console release with 720p@30 like with BotW lmao
>>742729790Baseddddddd but tell ur bros to buy PS5 to play based gta6
I hate ESLs so fucking much.
>>742730586Gegggg shit 2 really is worser then xbox 360
my kid wants to play the starry world levels of forgotten land but other than that I still wouldnt emulate a single game from this piece of shit even if the emulator was perfected
>>742730610>oh he MADDDDD mad
>>742730610Geg, U Mad, Tendie Shill?
>>742729790>buy switch 2 used, stealing a sale from nintendoRetard, you're supposed to buy directly from them since they're apparently selling at a loss. You will never be brown, you'll always be a corporate bootlicker
>>742730708Perfect summery: only fucktards and kids like shittendo faggot games!>>742730610Die mad GEEEEEGGGGGGG!!!
>>742730708Ya same. Funny how we based shittendo haters actually married and has kids while tendietards are foreveralone geg
>>742730976Comes with the subject of consooooooomi g the most hated tranime slop like xenopoopblade, lulz. Anyway Imma look forward to playing based GTA6 on my PS QUINTRIPPLE, tendies can eat they sloppas over der gegz!
Seethe yourself to death, you shit eating cockroach.
>>742731090>lulzBased oldchad terms confirming ninshitdo haters are high standerds 4chan power users
>>742731161>oh he SUPA DUPA MADDDDDD
>>742731161fact: shit 2 has no games except slop hated by all of 4chanalso fact: ps5 gonna have gta6, the biggest game of the decadekeep being mad tendie gegggg
>>742731161Xenoblade Genesis still gonna flop thanks to us, Enel
>>742731161>MUH SNOYYYrent free tendie geggggggggg
>>742731161>>742730610So desperate...Anyway Shitch 2 still has no games as it is universally agreed upon by the true 4chan users.
>>742731375you are like a jeet shitting on a jeet of a different caste. in reality all consolefags are the same vermin.
Where is the switch2box? Aka switch2 without screen, battery, but with decent cooling,
>>742686886Okay. Still no games worth playing though.
This thread is very telling.
>>742731804yup, tendies are mad about something as usual
>>742697390>Wonder how much journos being so desperate to harm nintendo by making piracy mainstream is biting them in the ass.Why would Journos care?It was discord trannies who brought this into the mainstream (literal discord trannies), with journos following suit and even valve had ryujinx or yuzu in their steam deck publicity.This all happened because some retarded pokemon controversy, and the sentiment was kicked off by smashies being told they could not own Smash Bros Melee no matter how much they tampered with it, like smashies really wanted to take ownership of an IP not only for tournaments but for forks and the C&D mind broke them.
>>742687679This is how I feel about every console in not just this gen but the past gen and probably the gen before that.
how many fake emulator scams have been passed around for switch 2 already?
>>742728914I think game preservation is important, even more important than making tendies screech and shit themselves, which is also very important. But switch2 has no games, so this is just future proofing.
>>742731161The irony of that image and your post. You lot have zero self-awareness.
>>742686886Okay, woohoo, I guess, but for what games?
>>742686886two more weeks saar
The only good thing to come out of this is tendie seethe.
STOP CALLING IT A FUCKING USER LAND IT SOUNDS FUCKING GAY LIKE A THEE PARK THEME PARKS ARE FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE ASSHOLE WHO MADE UP THE PHRASE USERLAND
>>742728914Some people are spiritually niggers, Or maybe just actual niggers. They just want to steal stuff and gloat about it.
>>742734853>I always have to be cool at all times>everything I use must also be cool, like myselfYou are the most tremendous faggot.
>>742735021YOUJ ARE A MAN YOU DONT GET TO BE HAPPY YOU DONT GET TO BE COMFORTABLE AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO BE EITHER YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FUCKING LITTLE FAGGOT WHO DESERVE TO GET HIS LEGS BROKEN OFF AND HIS NOSE REMOVED FUCK YOU BE MORE MASCULINE
>>742734853>>742735127you sound like a manchild desperately trying to come off as le mature
>>742729687AMD has garbage windows drivers meaning it was basically mandatory to use linux to emulate. All the improvements to fps all came from gdkchan who is an uni professor which people have been spoiled by, so avoid avoid amd gpus unless you are really good with linux for emulation (altho we might not get these emulators if that's the case amd is still amazing for gaming but not necessarily for llm and 3d rendering work)
>when you make an exploit make sure to create as much of a scene as you can, also use an unique username they can track you with>release exploits!!!!!!>two weeks later, private investigators show up on your door>oh noooooo how could this have happenedt. Nintendo reversing gang
>>742686886>userland>ROP>jailbreak
>>742686886so how big of a breakthrough is this?
>>742737313Not a big one, and not the first time it's been "discovered". Nobody can do anything with this, which is why previous attempts petered out.
>>742737313you probably can install linux on a sd card and play on dolphin
>>742687679
>>742698138Presumably that is a private discord for people attempting to hack the Switch and the poster was sharing it with that small community. Someone else in the discord then took a screenshot.
>>742699676Launch consoles are always the easiest to hack.
>>742718547Got under your skin pretty damn well then
There was ROP on Switch 2 day 1 due to webview. Call me when he gets out of the sandbox.
>>742716296i would still consider it as a potential homebrew entry i wouldn't exactly rule it out because you need to be NSO subbed when all it would take is making a burner account that and it wouldn't be the first time you would have had to pay for something Nintendo related aside from the console to perform a homebrew exploit
>>742686886PC vegans are getting desperate. I am adamant that there will never be an emulator for Switch 2.
>>742734427Bull fucking shit. You dont believe a fucking word you just said
>>742687679Banaza isn't even good desu I dropped it on the feast layer and haven't picked it up since then.
>>742739504>webviewhow that worked?
They're scared because the Switch 2's attach rate is already worse than the Switch 1's lol
Nintendo hackers only come out in full force for the sake of new Pokemon games so you can very easily disregard any news related to it until Wind and Waves since they'll be the first that aren't on Switch 1.
>>742739850Not disclosed but if I had to guess, the guy setup a custom DNS server, used some public exploit in Chromium, and then just ROP'd.
>>742740195don't these chromium apps have a sandbox? it's already annoying to exploit these things on pc and with ai vulnerabilities are being patched faster than ever. nintendo literally just need to update their chromium app.
Gezine is a mentally ill Korean who throws tantrums whenever Sony doesn't pay his bug bounties and quits the scene every other month
>>742740438Yeah, it's sandboxed which is why it's basically useless.
>>742688706It was probably leaked from someone in a private Discord. It was still avoidable, but people want updates and attention-whores are always gonna be whores for attention.
>>742727974Angel the Dreamgirl, but this looks to be a bit old so you might have more luck finding it if you search by AngelDesert.
>>742739649I believe every single word I said, especially about game preservation. There are many reasons should fucking die and game preservation is at the top of that list.
>>742742021*There are many reasons consoles should
>>742740548that's why he wants the 50k usd from nintendo
>>742729790
>>7426868862 more weeks caco
>>742689009After champions? Not really
>>742747815champions doesn't have any new pokemon so everyone is just using spoofed pokemon go pokemon or sw1 pkhex pokemonit's only when the new gen rolls around that the only viable solution for cheating will be botting
Retards like OP should get public bans
>>742747120aren't these retards not allowed to say they pirate games on shitholes like gbatemp? a rant like this can literaly make nintendo rape that shithole boomer website.
>>742748928gbatemp is just the romulation refugee website that everyone ran to after romulation got censored (and after romulation was censored, 4chan became the secret club for roms). it was always fine to say that you pirate, it's just not fine to say where you get your roms from (4chan)
>hack comes out>requires you have a Switch 2 on a version dating back within two months of launch>Switch 2s mandates network connection on first boot-upI'm still going to wait on an OLED model that doesn't have garbage refresh rate.
>>742687679Your argument is so retarded, but fuck, I'll bite anywayWith the emulator coming early, even if there's no game like you claim, it's good. Because the emulator will be in development, and the Switch 2 finally has "a game" the emulator will be much more prepared to run it than if the emulator came later.
>>742750486>and when the Switch 2 finally has "a game"I keep eating words, ffs.
>>742700246What was the source of that video
>>742750486>Your argument is so retardedGo back to twitter, you fukken tourist. Not everything is an argument for you to desperately fight over. Sometimes statements are just statements.
saars i have redeemed switch 2 emulationdo the needful and subscribe to my patreon
>>742750486Stupid nigger take
>>742687679I know right but it's worth it just for nintendo to be mad.
Where do i contact Gezine? I have some possibly usefull info related to what he said
>>742748870Cope
>>742687679I just want the Switch 2 hacked so that Item Order Bots for the next Animal Crossing game get developed sooner.
>>742686886Wait, can I use it on my switch lite?
>>742687679Honestly? Yeah. Unless you're really into mario, donkey kong and pokemon there's no reason to look at switch 2. Even fucking Vanillaware is coming to PC so yeah. it's pretty much over.
>>742686886>switch 1/2 cant transfer savefiles without using Nintendo's online service.......doesnt this trip any red flags for the local tendies itt?
Preorders are below 750k worldwide. There’s panic behind the scenes.
>>742686886>switch 2 jailbreak when there still isn't a switch 1 software jailbreak for switch 1s newer than 2017Two more weeks!
I love emulation total freedom
>>742757465>sexualizing a 13 year oldKys pedo
>>742757576go back retard
