Previous: >>742702839https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: SSX Tricky vs. SSX3Next: Don’t Stop, Girlypop!Later: Super Monkey Ball: Stardust
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME IT'S TRICKY!!
This run had potential but there is a tranny on the couch.
redpill me on the zesty blacks epidemic
>>742711968>SSX Tricky vs. SSX3Game was changed to just SSX Tricky?I muted the stream.
SSX
>>742711968nepu
Figures the troons would paypig for the runner to play as the underaged girl
the road less migged
migged
>>742711968Support WOMEN speedrunners Anons!
the fact that this couch guy is casually touching the bottom of his shoe is triggering the shit out of me
SSX 2012 was a good game and I'm tired of pretending it's not
premature thread migg?
Have you noticed that trannies talk and sound like gay men
Friendly reminder that Helix went from a dude with long hair, to a "non-binary" weirdo, to identifying as a woman. It was a gradual descent into madness, broadcast live to tens of thousands of people. He was groomed and no one will ever be held accountable.
>>742712042Anon, I...
I've been looking forward to this run!
On Tour is the only worthwhile SSX
one of the worst, most grating tranny voices i've heard in a while
More like zesty, amirite?
>>742712154Have you ever heard a good one?
>CAUTION ICEAy jesus!
>>742712134Me too!
Luna explain this next strat coming up
I might emulate this, what a classic
anything.happen yet this AGDQ
>tune in>immediately see a trannywhew
>>742712257IRL attendance is utterly dead
Obligatory couch tranny with no knowledge of the game just here to ensure that we never get a normal run.
>>742712219look at all that snow!
>>742712219The uhhh...I like skiing :)
>crowds getting into it, this is fun eheheThis is totally performative, I have never heard a more fake laugh
>>742712134>>742712212/v/ is Cool Boarders board
So what happens to the game that loses the bid war?
>>742712289looks decently filled right now
What ever happened to fun sport games like this
>>742712038Short answer: jewsLong answer: jewsthis is what the buck breaking movie is unironically about, how jews make them all zesty in movies and push it
>>742712358The runner har to martyr xemselves through fire
Why is Helix's, the she/they, voice sound so weird?
>>742712358they destroy it
Why is there an actual kid watching this shit
>>742712358they hunt down the devs and kill them live
>>742712384Not allowed anymore, everything needs to be realism
>>742712381That's the pozz hole talking
>bumps into youTeehee my apologies anonGosh youre so strong
>>742712329My sims played ssxSorry m8
what are the run rankings so far? and good or disastrous?
>>742712416video games are made for children
I wish a new event would relight the touch of what GDQ used to be, it doesn't even need to be a speedrun event.Just a week long+ even where lots of people gather to play games and do stuff, have a 24/7 stream and having comfy threads like this for us to gather in.Nobody cares about speedrunning, not even the people at this event.
>>742712384Normalfags only like Madden and Fifa and companies only make games for broad normalfag appeal now
here some cute transhttps://www.twitch.tv/fakyraxoxo
trans rights HOOYYPPEwheeeee!!!
>>742712441what the fuck are you doing in my kitchen?
>>742712384They don't sell a gazilion units which won't recoup the expenses paid on modern graphics
>>742712441>We did it, fellow GDQ Staff! We found a tranny uglier than our previous tranny star ProtoMagicalGirl!
TRANZRIGHTS HYPE
>>742712441Please put this on :3
>>742712441>that face
I knew I shouldn't have been excited for an SSX run god dammit
i imagine this is what redditors are like irl
>wheeee
The Tranny looks a bit like a male version of Cyber Yamu
>>742712289its a start of a work week anon. the only places that would still have a audience is places like california because of the amount of jobless people.
>>742712441Ehehehe… gomen, gomen ^_^7
>>742712536proto was a fat mess and way uglier
Imagine being some mid-30s dudebro, seeing they're playing a sports game you grew up with at GDQ, turning it on and immediately being flashbanged by>TRANS RIGHTS>WHEEEEEEEE>TR-TR-TRICKY XD
Crowd is ruining my comfy snowboard run
>>742712441ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT
>>742712441It looks like its head got hit by a shrink ray but the top half was protected
>nothing good until mario odyssey
HOLY FUCK IT WAS ALRIGHT LIKE 3 TIMES DO WE HAVE TO YELL "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" FOR THE ENTIRE 28 MINUTES
>>742712483why is daniel radcliffe wearing a wig on the couch?
>>742712596I turned off the stream desu Was too much too fastThat poor niggie
>>742712596Bro I am straight up not having a good time
>>742712631nothing good*FTFY
>>742712660kek
bruh game audio is so low
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>742712642Of course, we need to beat that dead horse until it's burger and glue.
>>742712596>Imagi dont have to imagine it. my reaction ia like that old simon cowell son i am disapoint meme
>>742712441
>>742712567Isn't that one of the Starcraft commentators? What's his deal?>>742712076Has anyone ever publicly asked why most of the women in these women events are trans by accident, not realizing their mistake?
>>742712642Yes, chief
ORBBBBBB!
>>742712642>FOR THE ENTIRE 28 MINUTESOh anon, this is going to be the new donation meme. It's going to be WHEEEEEEEEEEEE all week now.
How come GDQ has the worst audience in the world? Why do they have to run every gimmick and joke into the fucking ground?
>>742712642at least it'll stop after this runremember chef? air boat? waah?
Yahhoo
>>742712734We need more woo in this audience
>>742712642hey at least it's not yuri being shouted every 2 minutes like it was last year
Are they going to say WEEE! the whole time? Its a shame to mute SSX tricky.
>rail grind ends on 69xxnice
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>742712602LOOK YOU BIG EARED FREERF
>>742712642you underestimate redditors who still dailt post things like the office its the aame picture memes or "if i had a nickel for every time z id have 2 but weird it happened twice" eith zero spin or alteration on it
>>742712642Yes chef, the orb and the airboat LOL
>>742712743>why are insufferable socially unaware autists socially insufferable and unaware?I wonder
>weeeeeeeeee
Hey anon were going as superheroes this year. Cant wait to meet your parents
>SUMMER GAMES done quick>this is the second snowboarding game today
>im speechlessif only
>unmute>dono reader being annoyingWas she like that the whole run?
>>742712940cease
>>742712940HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! SPOILER THAT SHIT!
i'm already putting this down for a Z
>>742712940It’s not possible to be this pretty as a woman so I know it’s a beautiful transfem
Shame about audience
>>742712384It's not COD
>>742712963jej
WHEEE! WHEEEEE!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>742712941summer sports games suck
>>742712729Artosis gets extremely tilted playing Starcraft 1 multiplayer. There are countless Artosis rage compilations on YouTube.
>>742712989Yeah runner seems competent. Wish he was alone on commentary.
>>742712941It's "Christmas in July" season. It's not like the two snowboarding games haven't been the better runs today.
>>742712642>>742712734>>742712813>>742712897you chuds just hate fun
i dont feel like making a new one right now, heres an old one with the same people, just pretend its new
>>742713037wave racer is good thoever
>how much money do you think this person owes>kaori>this personwouldn't want to misgender her on the off chance some tranny identifies as her
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTH THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GETTING THOSE DOCTORS SOME BORDERS
HOYP!!!
We used to play this game at school during recess. This track is bringing back some good memories
The first time they did Whee last SGDQ was actually alright. The only bitter part about it was that I just knew it would be run into the ground as an eternal forced meme, a desperate cry for these chucklefucks to feel validated and happy in what cramped, limited ways they're allowed to at this eventLike so>>742712940This has made me thankful that DC movies keep flopping
weeeeee
>WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMake it fucking end, this audience is the fucking WORST and the host encouraging them only made it worse
>>742713062I don't mind the WHEEEEEEEEEEEEsI wish the host would stop shouting though
>>742713062I can handle one or two WEEEE but why do they have to run that shit into the ground.
>>742713068everyone likes watersports
This happens every time there's a potentially good run. It's either someone on the couch ruining it, the constant interruption of an attention starved host, or the crowd finds the most unfunny thing to latch on to and run into the crowd
>event halfway over>only $150k raisedDonator bros..
>>742711968Greetings from Germany! Long time viewer, first time donator here. My uncle died of cancer 2 minutes ago, so I'm happy to be donating to such a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt like those runners are destroying those games.This money goes towards killing the animals.
I'm having a blast.
hey ssx tricky i like that game>tranny>cringe ass crowd>overly performative donation eeader>(in the most emotionless voice) audience i love you youre my favorite. everyone is so clever>screaming about some small milestone>singing donation notes>shit keeps getting added to this list as i typeright. thats what this event is. surprised it isnt a blind 2p1controller randomizer race
>>742713126WHEEEEEEE
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742713174This is why I actually enjoyed the online events during covid. No fucking annoying audience.
>>742713174all three are happening right now, shame because it's a good run otherwise
>>742713126heh
>open stream>woman talking>close streamYeah no thanks
>>742712743the whole event is pure, unrestrained autism
>>742713185Wrong this one doesn't care about cancer it cares about 3rd worlders getting aids pills
Took a shit. Any highlights from the last 2 hours?
>fat guy raising his arms and showing stomach and then immediately correcting
>>742713139Anything else besides SSX3 and Tricky to pick up in the series? Never played them before but this looks fun.
>>742713126LETS GO TWITCH CHAT
i have a very fundamental question thats never been asked in these halls.these dangerous creatures...should they exist? do they deserve to exist?
>>742713175retardkun I...
This buck peculiar...
150k! in less than 24 hours!!isn't that actually pretty bad?
The one guy screaming as if he's falling actually made me snicker a bit.
they are really down in the donos
>>742713281nono
>>742713253Banned for SA?
>this glitch isnt allowed>does glitch>actually it is
>>742713175anon I think you belong at GDQ
>>742713269I only played those two, both are must play's
why did the spergs stop wheeee ing?
>>742713067Cutie :0
>>742713252What? Isn't that like the opposite of what they did earlier? This is like giving your cancer cells immunity to killer T cells.These diseases exist to keep the number of thirdies in check.
I'd plow this tranny while she plays SSX Tricky fast
>>742713372Speedrunning hasn't mattered in a while in these events.
>>742713261Prize segment fuckup
>>742713429You were saying?
i wish zbox would buy this event
any cringekino yet?
>GDQ nepo staff member on the couchis this really how it is now? there is a set quota of runs that must have a GDQ staffer on the couch or they don't get approved
any ick on eck?
>>742713429he asked for quiet time for a hard segement.
>>742713429>Game looks twice as fun to play when the audience shuts the fuck up and lets zestyboy play
>forcing your kid to watch GDQHe's gonna kill himself before he turns 4
>putting your 9 month old in front of a twitch stream instead of being a parent and interacting with themjesus christ
the donation messages are just as cringe and pathetic as these wretches
Baby’s gonna be a tranny
>You guys are the bestBanned
>>742713532Yes, and has been for years. The GDQ staff get screentime, they get clout without effort, and they get people sucking up to them
C
>>742713532this is how it is now. either you have a tranny playing the game someone black playing or you have a GDQ staff member on the couch to get your run in. Being white and gay doesnt work any more.
My run is next. Wish me good luck.
RATE TRICKY
>"daddy I want to be a female and play video games all day too"
>>742713696N
>>742713696ZZZ>WHEEEE>WHEEEEE>WHEEEEEEE!!!
>>742713696B-, good run but awful audience and host
>>742713696Only run I looked forward too this week, ruined by GDQ.Deducting points for troon, annoying audience, terrible couch, infuriating donation reader. D only decent part was the runner.
>>742713696BIt was pretty nice but the dono reader dragged it down
>>742713696I hate snowboarding games. ALL of them. They're all shit.
>>742713696Z
>>742713696C
>>742713696F
>>742713696B
>>742713696A
>>742713696Z. WHEEEEEE
>>742713696D-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>742713696D
>>742712940
>>742713696z
>>742713696A runZ audience
>>742713696CThe novelty of the run lifts it out of an F from its presentation
>>742713696BRun and dude were fine. Everything around it was grating.
>theater kid segment
>>742713696I'll do him an A, good run and I'm not going to count the awful host against him
>>742713696WHEEEEEEEEEE/0
I'm so glad they stream on yt now.
What the FUCK I THOUGHT HE WOULD PLAY BOTH GAMES
more like gaydef
>>742713696>crowd interaction is... LE BADAGiving it an A because it was rather high energy , good trick explanation and execution, and was under estimate.
>>742712441Crazy how much of a debuff being an ugly woman is
>>742713858das rite yt boy
Lunch time bros, what you eating during the game break? Picrel, it's leftovers from yesterday
>>742713884>Big boobsNo shot
>>742713696BAudience was fucking horrible but the run and runner were great.
>>742713696I feel bad for the runner. C for awful experience that was completely out of his hands.
>>742713696I liked the run and the runnerA
any runs worth watching? I just tuned in now.
>>742713883Alright spike
Thread is going to take a nosedive for the next 2 runs. Even monkeyball is tainted.
>Mario Odessy>in chineseCHING CHING BAIZHOU
>>742713696Z for whee
how long until ice comes in and arrests all the illegals?
Trans evening everyone
>>742713696(wh)E(eeeee)
>>742713696zz
>>742713992By what?
>>742713930Thai Basil Pork with Rice
>madwoman>sheDo I even have to ask if the runner is originally a man or not>>742714013They can't, GDQ didn't consent to it
>>742714013ice is a cop nowadays?
Never heard of Don't Stop Girlypop, is it as gay as it sounds?
My challenge to this thread is to go 30 minutes without mentioning trans people in a derogatory way
>>742714013but who will clean the dilation stations?
Jeezas I just looked up the next game.
>>742713930It's evening here and I just had korean tofu stew
my wife is so pretty
I wanna punch the bearded faggot in the shorts.
>>742714074What a weird sign to have up if they aren't hosting illegals. Maybe someone should send in a tip.
>>742714117What the fuck am I looking at?
>>742714103>The game is described as "a Y2K girly pop boomershooter game featuring trans characters in a hyperpop gaming experience".What do you think?
Average GDQ run a decade ago>beloved game, played by everyone and has since its release long ago become a classic>as a result of its age and popularity, the game's speedrun is filled with creative and clever time-skips>runner is well-known as a direct consequence of having streamed the game to hundreds of viewers over years and has held the WR at some point>couch are equally well-known runners of the game, and they are all good friends with excellent chemistry and banter between them>together they all have a detailed understanding of the game mechanics and take turns in explaining how the run works>announcer will from time to time read a donation or two, reminding everyone that the whole event is for a good cause helping the needy>run ends and fifteen minutes later the next run begins>overall atmosphere of the event is that of autists sharing their love for their nerdy hobbyAverage GDQ run today>game is an indie platformer released a year ago that about five people in the world have played>no interesting speed strategies have been developed yet and the run feels like a 'let's play'>runner is a mentally ill tranny that nobody has ever heard of, and isn't even in the top ten on the rankings>couch consists of social media influencers that are so loud and obnoxious you have to mute the stream >or the couch consists of literal whos, who just sit there with nothing to say since they don't actually run the game>announcer is allergic to more than one second of silence from the couch and will constantly hassle everyone to reach a donation goal or virtue signal about 'trans rights'>run ends and two hours later the next run begins>overall atmosphere of the event is that of a religious cult desperately trying to recruit new membersYeah, I wonder why GDQ is losing viewers.
>>742714158Cruelty Squad 41% run.
>>742714117It looks like tranny cruelty squad. I can't wait!
>>742714158member cruelty squad?
>>742714117nice to see some battleborn-likes
Just got my milk and cigarettes my son doesn’t remember me it took so long but it doesn’t matter gdq is on lol
>>742714158nostalgia-bait for late millennials/early zoomers
>>742714117I'm excited to see how thermonuclear of a trainwreck it ends up being.
>>742714117This image is increasing my estrogen dosage
>>742713696S
>>742714217there's Stream 2?
>>742714131is that an actual woman for once
>>742714240Tranny cruelty squad is tranny cruelty squad
>>742714165>only wikipedia mentions the trans shitgonna need a better source man
CLAP YOU FOOLS
the DQXI runner is actually kinda cute
Dance, puppes, DANCE!
GOLEM GET YE GONE
wow
This dude looks like he is holding back a ">he"
>>742714268She has a cute pink butthole very tight and small
>>742714276It's your daughter now...
Because of that image, this is in a way a Neptunia thread, so, here's Neptune. Bye.
TRAINS RIGHTS
>>742714449not anymore
>>742714485It's hilarious every time just how obvious the men are.
>>742714436dude has a nice ass not even gay
Do we need 20min of them talking like this after EVERY single run? What happened to just showing the crowd cam and playing music?
Where is DS dad?
>>742714476Nowaru mogs
????????
>>742714485Love these guys but you know it smell wild there
They've talked more about gender than video games
have fun at the gender-nonconforming meetup anon
Tranny the Gathering not beating the allegations
>>742714476
>Gender non-conforming Blood on the Clocktower meetupAww man, I wanted to attend.
>>742714443he does hide his powerlevel a little, or at least is more on the normal instead of deranged activist GDQ side >watching some youtube thing he's in>adef goes yeah mitsuru is hot as fuck
>fems>non-comformityNo one in the real world talks like that. Those are words I've never heard EVER from a real human being.
>tfw no Minaposting because the game's too new
Insane ratio of dyed hair in this event
>>742714436this is what peak male gaming performance looks like.
when games?
>>742714619she's such a slut
>>742714217If only we could go back...
fuck these foids, i don't watch GDQ for biowomen.I want more more trannies.
Can't wait for ESA bros, the schedule looks so good
>>742714419>that thing>cuteyeah no>>742714538it seems like that because his posture is fucked
anyone wanna join the sex-nonhaving meetup with me?
>>742714707Can we have some sex
Why do they sit around talking for 30 minutes after every run. Just get on with it.
>>742714649mina's lack of eyelashes makes her eyes look unattractive to a red-blooded mousefucker like mea lot of fanart has to correct it, then you look at official stuff and it hits you like a brick
i love hi res images
Why didn't they do the setup in the meanwhile!?
What is a girlypop anyway?
>>742714754only once
>>742714759Record low turnouts for runs so they have to fill the time
>>742714707You're already here, welcome.
i haven't been to a convention in years, is it good manners to bring cologne/perfume with you?
>short breakwasn't that the break?
i haven't looked up the next runner. i'm going in raw
How hard do the moustached nigger and the fat bearded fag fuck this twink's asshole inbetween runs?
>>742714791I’m in
>or political affiliationlol come on
>500 tongue depressersI gotta donate now
next run is gonna be absolute shit, i can just feel it
Did I miss something? It said >SSX Tricky vs. SSX3Where was SSX 3?
>GDQ doesn't have representat-
>>742714147$10 they don't have any illegals and it's just there so people can jerk themselves off over how virtuous they are
>>742714772ikr
SpikeVegeta clears this event>charismaCheck>knowledgeCheck>looksCheck>energyCheckListening to this guy is like attending a lecture by an engaging and enthusiastic professor of speedrunning
>>742714707Mite b cool
I live in Minnesota and I haven't once been to one of these things. They look awful and it looks like most of the people would smell bad.
>>742714917how many of them will survive to sgdq 2027
>>742714917S/he's kinda cute
>>742714917No matter how depressed, lonely and neurotic I can be, you could never convince me that im a woman and show up in public looking like THAT
>>742714974jesus spike this is embarrassing
>>742715020what do (you) smell like?
ZOOM IN ON THOSE "GIRLS"
>1st WHITE>2nd BLACK
Why dont they setup for the next run during the time they have their segments with the hosts?
they've said dont stop girly pop over 200 times since I tuned in this morning, I cannot wait for this fucking run to end
>>742714759The lie they'll sell is that this is essential for raising hype and awareness of what's to come, as if that's not what they do during every downtime, every time the schedule appears on screen, and during every donation reading.The truth is they just love feeling important and want their paychecks>>742714987Another Herta to my collection
>>742714321there was, i know almost anything of that chart and i dont know if that's good or bad
OOPS ALL TRANS
OH NONONONONONO
Blech!
Man she's got a handsome voice
ZAMN
Are we hyped?
Are Spike and KungFu the only good things about current GDQ?
Doesn't look like an interview crew to me
dios mios
>freWhbat the ufc
Please respond. Did I miss it? >>742714912
>2026
My cock is shrinking on its own!
oh god an hour of this.
>EST: 15:00That's too long
>troon >troon gameI'm out.
We are sitting through this, no tabbing out and no muting. You waited all years for this, you're going to sit and enjoy it!
Mental illness.
I picked the worst time to check back on the stream.
I cannae take another tranny!
This one's pretty cute.
Listen /vee/. When my wife anarchy is talking you shut the fuck up and listen closely. Be respectful, thank you.
Don't stop >girlypop
dear fuck
this game really is exclusively made for trannies huh
>>742715264
>They/Fre/SheI'm getting too old for this shit man
>>742715220good lord
jesus christ
>>742715312what the fuck does that mean?
DIOS MIOS
immediate ZZZ
Why do trannies either wear something that no real women would ever wear in public or dress like their grandmaThere is no inbetween
ZZZ trash incoming, brace yourselves
>>742715220those are some chungus legs on the niggaress there
Dear fucking god.Is this the worst one?I mean, THE worst one?
I'm trans and this is everything.
SEVENTEEN SHARTS!
le quirkchbungus shorks heckin xd
>like doom but for trannies who care more about shark plushies than video gamesamazeballs
>>742715320Brave and fresh over the Fae/Faer of yesteryear
>that shark chantingOof couldn't even make it 2 minutes.
Who said video games can't still have creative menu design?
Is this not incredibly misogynistic?
I don't understand how these dudes on the couch can call themselves "they/them".
Why aren't you supporting gaymers, chuds?
a game like this would have been laughed out of the room 10 years agounfortunately trannies have given it an audience
>>742715096no idea because im not 300 pounds. probably coconuts though since my body wash smells like that.
Are you enjoying the exhibition?
>>742715352survivorship bias, you dont notice the ones that pass.
That's it? THAT'S Trooned-out Cruelty Squad?
>>742715264MOOOOOMI SAID I WANTED TO SEE ASM, NOT GDQ!MOM ESA WAS RIGHT THERE!
>They/Fae/SheThey're just messing with us at this point, aren't they?
>>742715363I dunno, that one about food last night was pretty fucking awful.
>>742715352Because they do not actually have female brains.Gender dysmorphia is extremely rare and those that have it don't behave like these people. They're just LARPers and fetishizers.
Hmm.
>>742715340it's so impressive when they do a 1 hour and 5 minute speedrun for a game no one has played so no one knows how impressive it is!
I’ll be honestPumping
Dunno what else I expected when I saw the game and who would actually speedrun that shit
wtf is it with trannies and sharks
>>742715347
what the fuck am I watching?
this game was fun and I will not apologize for liking the same game some retarded tranny likes
>>742715352>Grannies done QuickSomebody end this event already. Lmao what a freak show.
tapped out at octussy
>>742715352she looks like a baddie, cope chud.
>>742715425It's easiest way to be part of the club, without actually doing anything.
>>742715320Frere Jaques!
>>742715312
>one hour of this, maybe more because might go overestimate.
I'm going to watch forsen
You think she is AGP or HSTS?
>>742715340One of those 5 players is on stream right now :)
>E1M1How dare you.
>>742715352Because half of them are deranged AGP gooners and the other half are turbo-autists
I'm done. I'm out. I can't even last four full minutes of this.These people deserve their mental health problems
>giggling after every sentencedo they pop mollys before the run?
just some gals hanging out kickin the poop :)
>tranner>2026
Honest to godIf I were shown this game in any other context I might have tried it out and enjoyed itI might still try it out, but these fucks are doing their best to convince me otherwise
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAE
good lord how many obvious indie game ad runs have they had so far
>>742715424Nope.Stereotyping girlhood and femininity is a major part of transitioning.If not for the misogynistic stereotypes there would be no transitioning.
ONE HOUR OF THIS
>>742715451I don't think "survivor bias" is correct here in this context, it's applicable in some other tranny related area though.
ONE. HOUR.
>this shit is an hour longNah, I'll see you guys later.
HOLY GRAIL OF TRANNYSLOP
What are their retirement plans?
Reminder that all the normal runs are in dead hours.
why would you choose to participate in this humiliation ritual?
>>742715524>>742715657Eggs
>>742715664kek anyone who speedruns actual games is banned.
Now we just need Celeste after
What is it with trannies and sharks? Why are trannies so fucking obsessed with sharks?
>>742715424godddd listen to yourself you fucking faaaaag
How did they get an over hour run for a game no one has played?
Is Don't Stop, Girlypop! a transcore game like New Vegas?
>>742715663>he doesn't know about the fair folk
>>742715220
I wake upThere's a tranny run
>>742715708was/were
>implying you wouldn't fae
We're 7 minutes in and think we've seen enough already. Rate this run.
Why are there so many trannies in speed running?
>>742715756It's literally just a dude in a dress.
>>742715752It's just pink Ultrakill. Even has the same audience..
>>742715685it does if you consider the non passing ones remove themselves from the sample size
>>742715740Because they're predators.
>>742715558Donnie. Give it up.
I do it for fae
>>742715726I did in fact have French Toast and Eggs this morning for breakfast, how the fuck did you know
>>742715663Demons
>Fae/faer are a set of neopronouns (gender-neutral pronouns) often used by non-binary, genderfluid, and neurodivergent individualsThanks jeetAI
>>742715708Born/Died
>>742715776F
Why would those bearded guys go by they/them?
I can see why the tranny likes it. This is just like one of their sissy hypnos
>>742715352some of them are autistic fetishists, the others are autistic fetishists who are too ashamed of their obese/gangly bodies to show off
>>742715663
>>742715793>they/fre/she
>>742715726Do I have to eat all of them?
>>742715793That is very much the definition of a tranny.
I don't think real girls play these quake type of shooter games.
>>742715825just call them what they are jews
>>742715740There's a particular shark plushie called a blahaj which has become a badge of pride in trans culture
should i get palworld when 1.0 releases?
>>742715789Autism
>omg a tranny is on the trans friendly event im pissing and shidding my pantscan you guys just shut up about trannies for one minute and just enjoy the run
>>742715740wasnt it because gura gwar or some shit. alot of trannies idolize her.
End this hell we’ve found ourselves in
>>742715753I'M 33 YEARS OLD ANON
Let the run finish before you rate it! Anything can happen!
>>742714217spot on, except it is not always a platformer, as the current run demonstrates
>"boomer"shooter>it's ultrakill based zoomslop
>>742715663It's FAE DEEZ
>over an hourI'm going to take a nap
>>742715876More like jewels They’re preciousProtect them
I'd like to think that the neopronoun garbage is where the left will draw the line and realize how insanely alienating all of the gender trouble shit is to normies, but it seems like that's not the case. The state of the modern left in America truly is entirely identity politics focused because everyone is quietly resigned to the fact that our material conditions can't be changed - pronouns are the one thing progressives can control.
>>742715902whats big john up to
>>742715657The gamegrumps played it
>trannycore games
>>742715708rope/ropeself
>>742715893Yawn baw
>>742715934they gather the precious jewels because their greed is insatiable they are not precious however they are a plague
>>742715424The hyper girly y2k aesthetic thing exists outside of trannies to be fair.
>less than a 1000 reviews>game released this yearIs this an ad?
When did GDQ transition from a bunch of nerdy bros just playing games fast to a cesspool of the mentally ill and trannies? Is there a specific catalyst or point in time
I can't do it, imma watch Maroon Monday
HOLY YUMOLA
is this just some shitty Ultrakill clone or something? looks boring.
Sex with Chibi
>>742715859>lea/hi!
on a more important note, my farts are extra stinky today
What in the visual cluster fuck is going on????
>>742715954bigging to become bigger jon
>>742715874they don't. they play shit like coloring pixels
>>742715902Why do he belly look like it’s the only thing gaining weight
>>742715909Only the runner dying on camera could lift this above a K rating.
When is ESA
>>742716019The same time the broader internet community went full trans
>>742715893I'm here knowing I will cringe. I'm here knowing I am hatewatching.
>>742716049zoomercore video game
>>742716042you can almost see her face through the filters
>>742716082Not until the 1st of next monthhttps://esamarathon.com/schedule/
>>742716013>mixedgee i wonder
>>742716042Chibi looks like THAT?
>>742716019Right around 2017 I'd saySame year they started heavily censoring and moderating the chat
>>742716148Sad. But can wait a little longer for Plum
>>742716019There has always been the occasional tranny but I legitimately think only a single run today has been by someone who wasn't one.
>>742716019Autism. Fell into cult ideology.
>>742715893
>>742716150Those are just the recent reviews.The targeted audience seems to like it.
>>742715898No, it's this thing from IKEA. Gura never pandered to trannies or validated their identity in any way.
>>742716148Who the hell knows when that’ll be vgh
>can't even shitpost on /sp/ because footy will only start coincidentally after this gameman
>>742716013Probably
So speed running has gotten to the point of playing on obscure PC slop game just to chase WRs in games no one plays or cares aboutI think this is a death knell of sorts
>>742716124the amount of cake and filters on her insta is insane
>>742716096I don't get this mentality. do you enjoy feeling negative and awful? why don't you do something else that evokes positive feelings instead?
>>742716108I hate it. I hate it so much
Good news bros, Dog Water Runs is on July 24th
>>742716251Cake? She got a gyatt???
>>742716235Ronaldo will rape Spain
Remember last GDQ event where that due almost shit his pants during FFT
>>742716148>Clone HeroI hate this fucking game, can they not just replace it with something that isn't just an hour of fucking clacking
>overstimulation is when its wacky
>>742716042
>>742715893I'm trying to anon, but it just looks like a lower effort Ultrakill ripoff where you just press scatter shot soccer ball thingy to win.
>>742715740They are inordinately obsessed with making "symbols". It doesn't matter what it is. As soon as they decide some random thing is a "trans icon" they just spam it for the sake of it. Or try to claim completely mundane things as belonging to them.
my favorite key? N
>>742716281Did he get banned for this
>>742715883Why?
>>742715804Still don't see it 100%, if only non-passing ones remove themselves we would only see passing ones, which is not the case. It works much better when applied to when (((experts))) say "transitioning works! we asked everyone who transitioned and they all said their mental issues disappeared after transitioning!" but they could not ask those who kys themselves, who are a big chunk as we all know.
>>742716281how "almost" are we talking about?
>>742716318Would desu
>>742716251>>742716042ZAMN our host looks like this?!
>>742716179>Plum plush is still available for saleDamn...even her plushie flopped...
>>742715814
>THEY/FRE/SHEgenuinely, what the fuck is FRE?
>>742715947They won't give up on neopronoun stuff, they are just trying to boil the frog. They've gotten enough pushback that they're willing to wait it outYou should fight back on the pronoun game because they can't control it as it's coerced speech. You don't have pronouns because you cannot choose pronouns. If you hold any consequences for someone not using your 'preferred' pronouns then they are not preferred, they are coerced. Speaking of a man as if he's a woman is coercing an idea from someone. Speaking of they/them as if you accept the idea someone can be of neither sex is coercing an idea from someone. The only reason they don't ever hear that is because they strangle every area they have any authority in
>>742716148It's not the same without prize mommy
>>742715740Because they identify with other preda-- fuck someone already made that joke
>est 1:05:00Fuck me, i thougt is was 15 minutes.
>>742716019It's like when europeans colonized the New World and brought their diseases with them. The indigenous people had no resistance for the super death AIDS the colonizers brought with them. They just wanted to play mario fast but now they're all nearly wiped out.
>>742716345No thankfully for him there are a few scat fetishists at gdq
>>742716412It's "FAE" they just chose a really stupid font
>>742716389I think it was expensive as fuck.
>>742716042>>742716318OH NO NO NO ANTI-CAVEMANBROS!Look who won in the end!
>>742716470>>742716470>>742716470
>>742716471it's FAE? holy shit
>mfw my name's Tommy>mfwnf
>>742716412>>742716471what do you need the third pronoun for?
>>742716446the game’s any% records are 40 minutes
>>742716347It's got blue, pink and white colors in it, the same colors as the trans flag.
>>742716204Googled Gura, it's a Vtuber...All VTubers/Virtual Streamers are troon.100% adult men, pretending to be anime girls/lolis.100% mental illness.
>>742714787>>742714807these people have had years now to optimize their setup times, wasting time is a choice at this point.they want that time so they can talk your ear off with retarded ass donations.
>>742715352Dressing like a grandma is a lesbian thing in general chud
I IS THST A TOMOGATCHI AND A FLIP PHONE??:O :O xD
>>742716545so does the american flag oh em gee
>>742715898i always assumed it went something like this>OMG this shark plushie at IKEA is blue white and pink TRANNNSSSSSSSS RIGHHHHHTTTSSSSS
>>742716473Only 2 dollars more expensive than this monstrosity. Which one would you rather get?
>>742716614Yup!
Did that man just go "mm mm mm" like a Japanese woman
>>742716252>do you enjoy feeling negative and awful?No. I aggressively block and filter politics and current thing keywords. GDQ doesn't make me mad. It's just very surreal and fascinating how bleach corporate it is and how completely these hyperpartisans self-censor but they specifically go super hard on the trans stuff. It's political insanity without the politics, if that makes sense.
>>742716415the gender gestapo is not gonna bust down your door, it’s not that serious
>>742716282im also sick of this, but ive been muting every marathon for the last 2 years anyways so whatever. speedrunning is dead
>>742715891I played it two years ago and thought the first 10 hours were ok and the rest was a soul-crushing grind that wasn't heavily playtested. I'm planning to give it another shot when 1.0 releases.
>>742716738I'm ready Pete.
>>742716204trannies see anything with pastel colors on it and immediately claim it like a bunch of scavengers.
>>742716651Obviously Plum. Not only because I actually like Plum, but also because the GDQ mascot is the most retarded shit ever.
state mandated tranny game
>>742716558based retard
>>742716148>will be "working" from home while my boss is on vacationfinally some comfy time with my /v/rosnever get a job
>>742716727What do you think would happen if someone at any speedrun event misgendered someone on stream and didn't apologise?
>>742716794hnnnnng
>>742716874what if I screamed nigger nigger nigger at disneyland
>>742716614And now you know how annoying it is when they sperg out at the sight of any character with pastel colours
>>742716962So the two are equivalent in your mind. There's the problem. You're divorced from every non-radical left part of the population. You just conceded we have a problem
>>742716962Walt Disneys ghost would appear and call you based
>>742716738Please Pete
>UFO 50 Rail Heist — Gold(PC)(Est: 0:20:00)>There isn't even such a category in speedrun.com>15sec run
>flirtingEww.
>>742716794Why is she bent over like that? Why is she wearing the collar?
I'm tapping out. This has been an ungodly streak of shit for 8 hours straight
>>742716347Nobody knows.Apparently it started as a tumblr meme where people would take pictures of the shark in odd places. Then it got associated with trans people somehow. Now it's a trans icon.
>celebrating a WR in a meme category
I gotta head out put me down for a mega ultra ZZZ on the rating
>>742717208retard, that's an individual level
>>742717075nah I’m pretty sure being weirdly aggressive to people on private property carries similar consequences across the board you can’t just choose to ignore mild courtesies like how someone would be addressed like a sovereign citizen at a traffic stop and expect to be treated like a neutral rational person
>>742717345Yes, the IL called Rail Heist, like the run. Or is the whole game called Rail Heist?
>>742717387The whole game is called Rail Heist. Do you even know what ufo50 is?
>THESE are the people telling you not to use AIWhat is to be done with the luddite menace, /v/?
>>742717474I'll take trannyslop over aislop any day. Sorry saar.
>>742717227cause compared to the troony gdq mascot, she is an actual witch
>>742717354There is a major difference between asking someone to embrace your insanity and basic common courtesy. I am not calling you a women just because you are insane and think you can defy basic biology.
>>742717429No, I can't say I do. It doesn't seem to be called UFO 50 Rail Heist in the speedrunning circles. My bad. The slowest run seems to be around five minutes for the full game.
>>742717613see that’s where your /pol/ rightoid brain is clouding your judgment, a normal response is to acquiesce to the person you’re conversing with and not view it as a vast spiritual war that you’re a warrior in. you just treat them like a human being capable of knowing what is good for them (hard for people with authoritarian tendencies)
>>742715352Because if they dressed the way normal women do they'd just be wearing t-shirts and sweatpants. Which isn't fem at all.
>>742717628Fair enough. The incentive is for the cherry, which is kind of the highest level of achievement. In this case means beating all 20 levels instead of just the mandatory ones.https://www.speedrun.com/UFO_50?h=28-rail-heist-cherry&x=q256leyk-jlzp9o0n.1py0znv1
>>742717825Ooh, for some reason I didn't find Rail Heist in the full game dropdown. The estimate isn't all that bad in that case. Thanks, anon.
>>742717004Trannies have ruined pastel colors for me
>>742717613At a certain point in their transition it becomes more awkward to keep treating them like a man.I was at a waterpark the other day and had this thought. Imagine if a transgirl went to a pool and acted like a man. Just flashing her tits with kids around. Is that really what you want?
>>742717764A normal response is to laugh or ask if you need help. Leave your bubbles
>>742717764>a normal response is to give in and let us have our wayFuck no and grow the fuck up.
>>742712076Marry Women Speedrunners
>>742712441Good thing your Natural Cushions function like Car Crash Balloons
>>742718307Notrannies and faggots should not be allowed anywhere near childrenA proper civilization would ban them outright
