Previous: >>742716470https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Super Monkey Ball: StardustNext: UFO 50Later: VVVVVV
More like Super looney ball
lmao
migged
Super Miggy Ball
Chibi won
>>742721089>Now: Super Monkey Ball: Stardust>Next: UFO 50>Later: VVVVVVgrim
Mig complete
migging
>>742721201things were looking good with day 1...
>>742721201absolutely godless
>>742721179Why is GDQ posting on X? I thought that site was problematic now
>>742721089Tranny games done quickWHEEEEEEEEE
>>742721201Looking good!
All speed runners are transNo exceptionsAn event without trans runner is physically inpossible
>>742721179I thought that's what Frame Fatales was for?
>>742721253chuds fear the double nosering
>>742721253Would
miggy
>>742721201DQ XI run was great though
how come there is no chudpilled speedrun event? why is it a predominantly troon hobby?
>>742721201Missing parts of the legend
>>742721201I stopped watching after until Kirby Air Riders until now, good to see I only missed Snowboard Kids.
>>742721201Fucking kek. You can see the one run done today that had normal dudes
>>742721263Because they have 1/7th of the followers on bsky. I'm more surprised they didn't disable comments on X.
>>742721253What do you call this phenotype?
>>742721201I've barely watched any runs this year. What are "ad" runs?
>>742721439lone candle in the night
>>742721201What went wrong with SSX? Was the run just boring, you'd think that is one game that would be fun to watch.
>>742721253Puking
oh god they are trying to force another slogan
>>742721475Runs for games that have like 10 concurrent steam players, literally nobody outside of the speedrunners run them, or just runs sponsored by the devs (sometimes the dev is in comms or couch)
>>742721253complete mockery of the female form
>>742721523ORB
>>742721201Good lord, are these trans runners even GOOD at the games? I figure one of them actually has to be so boss that you guys wouldn't throw it in the trash.
>>742721475Indie games with very few speedrunners that are only in the event because their developer/publisher paid for them to be This isn't really a new thing, they've been doing it for a few years now
>>742721504crowd chanting "wheeeeeeeeeeee" every time the character in-game had airtime. That is every nanosecond.
>>742721492People have argued in the past over what runs were the worst but today might actually be undeniably one of the worst days ever for the event
>>742721201>the baiting on day 1 just to rugpull us for a GODLESS day 2They are getting craftier.
>>742721540The worst are ones that are in early access, and the runner and co-host/dev is trying so hard to convince you to buy the game with the most cookie cutter gameplay
>>742721504It wasn’t >WHEEEEEanything to write >WHEEEEEEEEhome about. Just an average >WHEEEEEEEEEEEspeedrun with plenty of errors >WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>742716912I almost forgot there was drama with run.They attempted to cancel idk_maniac just before his run took place with super vague sexual harassment claims. Based on the timing I'm assuming it's fake and credit to ESA they let him do the run and have fun but he's banned from speedrun.com.He made a video on it. I can dig it up if you guys care enough
>>742721185
super monkey ball is fun but these mod levels look like a nightmare. Your dopamine receptors have to be so fucking fried to need this level of random bouncing.
WHAT'S WORSE, /V/TRANNIES DONE QUICKORJEETS DONE QUICK?
I wish rom hackers tried making hacks that a normal player would want to play instead of only tailoring them for people who religiously spam-play the vanilla game.
>>742721475>What are "ad" runs?1. Developer on couch or on call shilling the game, or even running the game himself2. Game released in the last 6 months that isn't a major blockbuster title3. Game released in recent years that literally no one else played
>>742721453the spitter
I'm enjoying the monkey ball runI have the stream mutedanyone else?
>>742721201how was ssx?
>>742721201>DK2>Talos Principle>Snowboard Kids>CastlevaniaI've missed all the good ones and watched all the bad ones
>>742721263No matter what people say about the alternatives, most people still use X so you have to use it to advertise
>>742721723Why not both. We already had that game run earlier with the gay jeets
>>742721453american (forma aberracion sexual)
these levels are fucking stupid
>>742721797I leave the stream on all week and never turn the sound on. Anyone else?
FUCK I MISSED SSX AND MOST OF MONKEY BALL
>>742721812Refer to >>742721650and>>742721590
Is this some modded fanstuff?
>>742721880That was SSX (which I unfortunately watched), not Snowboard Kids
>>742721801troons and zesty bucks
>>742721909It's a hack, yes
>background of level is a noise filled mess of shit and piss>all red and white>so are the platformswhy would you do this
>>742721542Yup
Is there anything comparable to these charts in shit like reddit or bluesky? I'm curious to see how their ratings would compare
>>742721384is that a womb-haver
so I can just make my own game and be a speedrunner at AGDQ?
Persona?>>742721909>>742721971Oh.
>>742721868You haven't missed much with the monkey ball
>>742721868you're lucky.
>>742721953oh that's why it looked so autisticI guess the "Wii - 2023" should have tipped me off
>>742721998y
>>742721253What the fuck is that hairline
Why is one of them "she/they" and the other one "they/she" what's the difference?
>>742721961 yeah this sucks I can't tell where you're supposed to fucking go half the time in this hackThey should've just done the regular game
>>742721953Isn't that illegal? Why is GDQ showing illegal stuff on the stream.. someone should contact Nintendo™.
>>742722003>be a speedrunner at AGDQAre you black, a woman, or a troon?
>>742721998sure is! and she was the best
>>742722053mainly your stat growths when you level up
>>742721201
>>742721993You think reddit or bluesky could ever objectively rate this tranny event? They'd give them all SSS scores just for existing
>>742722003According to Thirsty Suitors last night, yes That game has a max player count of 59 people. THERE ARE MORE POSTS PER MINUTE IN THIS THREAD THAN PEOPLE HAVE PLAYED THAT GAME
>>742721616It was he/hims and real girls the first day and now it's... this
>>742722061Sega owns the rights to Super Monkey Ball. I am surprised Nintendo hasn't striked them for runs of Super Mario World hacks though.
>>742722003just gotta troon out!
>>742721201What determines how much off the dot is?Or that just random to make it easier to see?
>>742722103kek
>>742722061@POTUS @KASHPATEL @RFKENNEDYJR @SEGASOMEONE
>>742722003You probably have to pay them for the ad, but in theory yes.
>>742721201>F: SkyrimWhat hte FUCK happened?
>>742722048>>742722102boner inducing
>>742722102If you're really into the "45 year old Karen at the kids' soccer game who constantly yells at the referee" look, sure
my run isn't up next, don't wish me luck!
>>742722223we might never know
>>742722238don't have any luck
>>742722061
if there was a button that would..in minecraft..all the people in that room..would you press it? be honest
>>742721384Legendary
>>742721253Gas station trucker and gas station prostitute fusion
>its recommended to use save states to find the goals
can't he turn the chair?
>>742722223
>>742722238no it's my run, why would you lie?
>>742721201Godless
>>742722287No? Because I'm not a 12 year old who finds killing people humorous
>>742722282I said don't wish me luck, but you actually wished for me to have no luck, which is an amount of luck. Fuck!
>>742722132ROM hacks are safe for now here in the west but RTA in Japan would be in for a world of problems if they showed them, they're much stricter there
>>742721201Umm you chuds know that if the runners weren't transgender, you'd vote the opposite than those Z's right? Right?
>>742722310What garbage game designJust horrible
>>742722132It's technically a charity event so they probably don't want the bad press it would bring
>>742722313SHE/THEY YOU FUCKING NIGGER BIGOT
What are you playing while you watch?
>>742722287I'd rather push a button where they are cured of their mental illness and find a circle of friends who are normal people
>>742722003Why? Trannies ruin everything even obscure games.
>>742722395Done with Isaac for today, now gooning to last day of free Claude Fable.
>>742722350>the opposize of Z is S
When is Old School RuneScape or World of Warcraft: Classic
>>742722385try again
>>742722385the banner says ANY
>>742722395Nice coinkdink
>>742721201>Day 1 >only 3 bad runs>Day 2>only 2 good runs
>>742722445>>742722451Can any turn the chair?
>>742722445>>742722451
>>742722382Nintendo has done similar things in the past with fangames and rom hacks even on charity events like with Smash, so those reasons don't really apply in my eyes. It's just really a surprise to me with how they normally are.
>>742722395I'm watching football but I refresh the SDGQ thread every once in a while for good laughs, these threads are better than the actual event
>>742722395Low number hunt
>>742722451Can't any turn the chair?
>>742722395
>>742722417>sudden clarity of mind>you're wearing a dress and lipstick>on camera
>>742722395osrs
Oh GOD NOHE'S COMING UP NEXT
>>742722502yeah shit doesnt even make grammar. these troons are 1984ing the language
>>742722523Based, keep it up
>>742722539>>742722502Can/'t chair turn the any?
>>742722451How is an any gonna borrow a french fry? Is an any gonna give it back?
>>742722508Did not know that. Although Smash deserves the treatment they get from nintendo
>anynig it is.
>>742722395Not watching rn but I'm playing Gears 5.
realistically, how many unique anons post in these threads? sometimes I really do wonder if I've just been talking to the same 5 people for the past 12 years.
>>742722395Dungeon of Erotic Master Reboot
>>742722451>using I when talking about them just to confuse people
When are the good runs on?
doing quests in release order in runescape, grinding mining for hero's quest rn
>>742722523>clubbed nailsAnon, you might want to get your heart and/or lungs checked
>>742722594pokemon and adef, my favorite pair
>>742722702Just u and me here, schizo.
>>742722732You missed snowboard kids last night sorry
>>742722702probably 30 or so people who never post on /v/ except for these threads twice a year. it feels a little like old /v/ amidst all the bait, ai slop, twitter, culture war threads.
>>742722395Still can't decide. Maybe a turn based game. I've been meaning to check out World of Final Fantasy, heard good things about it, been wanting to play another creature collector
My pronouns are «Ѿ¶/¿and you will respect them.
>>742722732good?
>>742722702check the ID count
>>742722702probably a good few hundred, considering how onerous the captcha is now.
>>742722003Just get a dozen /v/irgins to speed run it so if it gets accepted someone can do the funniest shit live on stage
>>742722702During the day? I'd say probably 20-30.Late night it dwindles down to 10 or so. That's why these threads are comfy
>>742722702We used to have IP counts, it's more than that. With 4chan getting increasingly shittier i'd lowball it to about 50-ish at peak hours/moments of interest.
>>742722579I wonder how trannies deal with the post-nut clarity. There is no way they aren't effected.
>>742722818
>>742722395I'm not playing right now, but I was playing RE4 Remake, got to the final shooting gallery.
I am so fucking bored
>>742722854Nigga it's always the day somewhere
>>742722894Oh yeah, when did those go away?
>>742722913>post-nutWhy else do you think so many of them are still Pre-Op?
>>742722395are you ok bro? you've made this same post with the same game 6 months ago
>>742722702Its a lot actually.
>>742722959This has been debunked though
>>742722702Speaking of posters, who's you favorite old GDQ/ESA thread poster that doesn't post anymore?
>>742722959America is the only "where" that matters.
>>742722702im real, i can assure you. and as someone said im one of those people that only come to /v/ for these threads, and the ESA threads. More often its about shitposting instead of watching the run.
>>742722959Day as in the same hours as America and the event
>>742722959EUROPE DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER ON THIS SITE GDQ IS AN AMERICAN EVENT ON AN AMERICAN SITE
So this is a custom romhack right? Why did they allow that? It feels too obscure even though it's monkey ball.
>>742722959>he fell for the round earth meme
>>74272289450 is what it was when gdq was at it's peak it's probably closer to 20 something anons now and less than 10 overnight
>>742722735Just googled clubbed nails, you are outta your damn mind anon
>>742723038european gif
>>742723047>round earth memeFlat Earth is the truth
>>742723108what the fuck is this shit even
>>742722702All me
>>742722702all me
>>742723042Everybody just brings their own custom romhacks these days.
>>742723073Google clubbed nails and heart disease
OOOH OOH EI(RATE THE RUN!)
>>742723138punishment for our sins
>>742723190z
>>742722702I'm here!
>>742723190C
>>742723190D
>>742723038oh, so that's why it's full of trannies
>>742723108
>>742723190ZZZ
>>742723190B
>>742723073google sweet betty parlour
>>742723190F
>>742723190Z
>>742723190C. Impressive but not really entertaining.
>>742723190DThe hosts were okay but the romhack itself wasn't interesting
>>742723190zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzWhat was the point of this run and this romhack if every single level requires frame perfect pixel perfect inputs
>>742723190z-
>>742723190FFF
>>742723190ZZZZZZZZZ
>>742723190D for Didn't watch
>>742723190Bstill satisfying to watch - i d g a f
>>742721201>3 Houses>No More HeroesHow did those two go?
>>742723190C or D.
>Crash 4 >**KylieKyubiwhy did he do it bros?
>>742723190D - just slightly annoying for a bunch of trannies
>>742723190D leave it to GDQ to fuck up a monkey ball run
>>742723190DToo competent to stick the F or lower but I really dont care for some romhack nobody played and you know awful couch the usual
>>742723190Cskilled but meme mod
>>742723038It's the night in Europe and the thread is still comfy, what now?
>>742723246Alright I don't see anything wrong with those words
>>742723190Cit was still fun, but not-a-game mod shit drops it down.
>>742723327That’s Anne Hathaway!!!!!
thread is moving so fast they won't know i'd pound helix in the handicap bathroom
>>742723190ZI HATE ROMHACKS AND TROONIES I HATE ROMHACKS AND TROONIES I HATE ROMHACKS AND TROONIES
>>742723395Anon?
fucking hell, just normal men, just innocent men.
>it wont hear you if you have a deep voicetroon squad what do we do
>>742723359It's actually evening
>>742722702What ever happened to this guy? Is he still with his loving wife?
>>742723190Z, starting to grow extremely tired of rom hacks designed like this for so many games.
Who are these segments for, why enjoys this? And how come the tech team doesn't setup for the next game during these segments?
>>742721201>3 housesrunner was doing NG+, winning every battle with ease and then due to bad rng had shit stats, couldn't finish last level, had to load a backup save.Also a tranny on the couch and talk about which Fire Emblem hero is gay.
I hate adef brosHe feels so fucking fake. I know all of these YouTubers are but he's so blatant about it
>>742721253Shaved armpits this time or did she show some hair?
>>742723493>she
>>742723190D eez nuts
whats the point of rating when it's all ZZZ + your level of pity at the time of posting?
>>742723493don't zoomyou don't need to
They look like they can hear him
>>742722702it makes me giggle that you guys don't realize how active these threads are in comparison to the rest of 4chan. >threads are dying lolcomplaining about slightly slow threads during night time U.S. hours but still having more posts per minute than /pol/.and no i'm not complaining about you just other people in these threads.
>Did he say NIGGER?
>>742723547We didn't like your romhack dork
>>742721253Looks like Liam Neesom’s secret tranny son
It appears I have been summoned.Do you require my services once again?
>>742722702I hop in and out of these threads over the years, they're more interesting than the stream itself to me at this point by a long shot.
>>742722523Keep it up anon!
>>742723314here's the answer >>742723485
>>742723597If the fire alarm rings that proves without a doubt one of us is there
>>742723558Nice!
My run is up next! Wish me luck!
So why are the delays between games so much longer now?
>>742723597What run was going on when the last alarm got pulled?
>>742722523>dem toes
>>742723558Even the limbless man is stunned
This bit is going to get funny eventually.
>>742723190FI only used it as a background noise.
>>742723190ZZZ made watch the slurpiest match so far from the wc.
>>742723706shut up you don't look like that and you're not even a speedrunner
>>742723558Why the fuck did you post this?
>>742723710It happened twice at AGDQOnce during FF9 and again during the Pokémon Emerald finale
>>742723706No you're not. You're dead. You have to accept it and move onto the next plane of existence.
>>742723709You will watch gamer comedy and you will like it
>>742723190DWatching that at gym on the treadmill without the thread was too miserable, I had to turn it off
>>742723713kek
>>742723190Imma be real that shit was bad. D
>>742723723what bodypart did he lose this year?
what are these bluds doing
You... DODECAHEDRON
Adef sure has a big mouth
What the hell is the point of this bit?
Even if I was a the biggest NPC normalfag I can't see how this is funny, like who is this for?
>How do you mime Germany?Do it you coward.
>wearing earbuds underneath the noise-canceling headphonesinteresting
>>742723706Good luck hamster-chan!
>>742723886This is only for them.
DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
DidDid Adef actually try to suggest something based?
>>742723883justifying their wages
Any last words before we transition?
>>742723883The last 2-3 years have had a bunch of these awful bits. I'm assuming it's because they're trying to get more people watching again by doing extra dumb stuff
>Greetings from Germanywhen did they start doing this again? i remember for years they seemed to be purposefully avoiding reading out those donos
just got here. is the purple hag here this year?
>>742723981Adef is legit the best draft pick in the last 6 years +
>>742723981By doing the shit that drives people away??
>>742723883They get to fill a slot with a zero cost activity
wow, people still play VVVVVV
>indie games
>>742724002Can we get them to read out "Greetings from Kazakhstan"?
>>742723972Yes.T _ _ _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ !
host
>>742723190C. But only because I like monkies.
MR. MIME AND ASH'S MOM
>>742724002they are just hypocrites
>>742724051True but he doesn’t hold a candle to Spike. Nobody can to be fair.
>>742723883It's for people who don't like speedruns, but love the community.
>>742723190D. Hardmode mod hack and impressive skills but not entertaining
>>742724082too easy. team rocket
I would unironically enjoy this GDQ if all they did was just stop yelling so much. Don't have to change anything just ask the hosts and commentators to use their inside voices.
>>742724102YANNYS AND NIGGERS
>>742724042Yes
>>742724062Trans pipeline
Why wouldn't the VVVVV be kino?
>>742724101Thanks for liking monkies!<3
>>742724098
HOW ARE THEY NOT READY FOR THE GAME AFTER ALL THESE LONG SEGMENTS!?
>THATS UNHINGED!!>YIKES MAN THATS JUST UNHINGED>ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKING ALL BETS FOR THE NEXT RUN>1. Tranny runner>2. Tranny couch>3. No trannies
>Gordon & Daxter in 8 hoursPlease let it be a straight white couch....
I like the sonic heroes ost
If it's a PC game, the chances that it's a ZZZ run go up 20x
If the announcer were actually funny, talented youtubers / streamers / speedrunners I would enjoy these segments, but I literally do not care about these people at all
>>742724216They're cutting costs, cheaper workforce = more money for the organizers
WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THATONLY ONE OF YOU WOULD DONATE $13
>>742724216>you now realize it's been 25 years since K-On first aired
>>7427242642
ANY GOOD RUNS?ANY GOOD RUNS TO LOOK FORWARD TO?PLEASE DO NOT TROLL ME.
>>742724293get your steam friend requests ready!
>>742724060I know they're getting enough submissions, they could squeeze in two extra runs a day by cutting these skits and having decent dual-setup management. Why not?>>742724125This is tragically the most likely answer, but it feels doomed to fail
>>742724060Any time they show a speedrun, it's a liability. They have to put some random autistic person on screen and hope that it doesn't turn into a PR disaster. If they can fill slots with pre-determined skits that are rehearsed, approved, and ran by employees, that's a much less risky usage of airtime.
>>742724279I dunno about the couch or runner but uh..this is the host for it
>>742724361no
>>742724361yes
>>742724361Psychics aren't real
christ I scrolled back to skim the video of shit I missed out on, surely some of these people are doing a bit, right? Like surely this freak with a voice deeper than the average male doesn't correct people and insist call him "fae" or whatever the fuck, right? This shit is always for attention, but this is just for extra attention, right?
>>742724279Last time there was a run with only normal white dudebros and people loved it. Spike had to address it publically that "this is not the GDQ standard" and how the run was boring and shit.
>>742724361Pragmata ought to be interesting.
>>742723775To jerk off to?
>>742724151>it increases the chances of conception
>>742724361For today?Mario Odyssey and Hey You Pikachu tonight should be neatGordon & Daxter has potential too
>>742724216they're stalling for goals, you should know this by now
why does he wear the mask?
>>742724361where the fuck do you think you are
Oh no, watching the stream on youtube has fucked up my algorithm
>>742724361of course not, where do you think you are?
>>742724098PRIZED CURRY
>>742724361Yes. But not to watch.
THE YETEE STRIKES AGAIN
>>742724327EEEEEEEH!?
>>742724393the setups are so fucking long its more likely they will add more bullshit in between
>>742724470Can't wait for the uoohhh posting
>>742724448Does the blackie have an Onlyfans or anything? Nice legs and upper arms and whole body really.
>>742724415>she/itFreak/monster
>>742724516Just remove it from your history after, hit "don't recommend channel" and "Not interested" and hope for the best. It probably won't work.
below troll line :-)
>>742724361Anon, we have it the stream in the background and laugh at the current state of the runners/runs in threads.
>>742724139They can't stop. This isn't a charity or a gaming event, it's a business
>>742724585youtube is so fucking pozzed and niggerific
>>742724509Failed shotty anhero
Is Doctor Without Borders a sham charity or was it the cancer one
>>742724509to contain the stink
>>742724572That's a man, brother.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
It's not fucking fair, bros.
>>742724647yes
>>742724647no
>They/Them
>>742723775For us needy goonchads
Holy shit is that Weird Al??
OH HOLY SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
Has the last 12 hours all been troons???
>>742724647maybe
of course
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>failed incentive
What freakin' phenotype is this?
>>742724535Ehh... ehhh....?
>>742724647>imgYou gotta be an ancient one to even know this reference
You were looking forward to this?
>uncle sam has no pronounsI thought they changed it to be mandatory? all previous runners confirmed troons even the he/hims
I’m going to make a game and patch out all the speedstrats as they’re discovered
Imagine the smell
oh no
>failed incentiveit's over
>check in>troon>wait for next run>repeat steps number 1 through 3See you at esa.
what the fuck is that
>>742724728The snowboarding run was dudes. Which is probably half the reason it got a great rating. It was a breath of fresh air in a sea of shit
>failed incentive>uhh actually the gold run is cooler anywayok then what was the point??
>>742721201>those ratingsI'm glad I've been gaming instead.
Man I could really go for some ham legs for some reason suddenly
was wondering where that voice was coming from>this
>She/Her
>>742724878Also, not a PC game
I've learned to enjoy this less as a speedrun event and more as a freak circus coming to town every few months
>>742724759Its not that old 2013 was just couple of years ago bro.
>>742724858>See you at esa.
>>742722158according to his code the dots are randomly offset to not have them piled up
Is this a tranny block?Why did they not put in the schedule that this is a tranny block and every run is a joke run?
>>742724909>fee/fi/fo/fum
>>742724753female phenotype
>>742724585Don't Recommend Channel worksNot Interested does not
>>742724909>>742724901What the hell man? LMAO
Who wakes up and goes “im gonna dedicate precious time speedrunning this shit flash game nobody knows about”. What is the point. Atleast speed run actual good games like Bloodborne or Elden Ring.
God fucking damn has it just been non-stop trannies since Dragon Quest?
>>742724978kek
>>742724901>>742724909say something nice to she/her
>>742724901>>742724909hugo?
>>742724978
>>742721201wow the stars are out tonight
>>742725005Rail Heist is great.I'm enjoying this run honestly.
>>742724927basically the old "bearded lady" booth expanded to a convention
>>742725006sure has chief
>>742724978Top kek
>>742725006>Dragon quest.Bro.... You mean snowboard kids...
>>742725029no
>>742724974When people said that staff make sure their friends runs are picked and given prime stream time did you think they were joking?
>>742725029would Bang
>>742725029you have cute.... glasses
>get back>xhei/ansemevery time
no thanks
>>742724909THIS NIGGA GOT SIDEBURNS
>>742725116
>>742724978i smell the blood of a bio man
Where are the clown-tier any% trans at?
>>742725029>hair on fingers>clear bears shadow>nose hairWhy is every attempt at femininity just equating to wearing pink and having a vaguely female chaircut. They are not even trying just relying on everyone lying to them.
>>742725213Two on screen right now man, open your eyes
>>742725029how do you come to the point where you look like this and look in the mirror and go out of the house like this? like what? this is so far detached from the human mindset its unthinkable for me
>keeny peeny weeny
>>742725159like if olive from popeyes merged with bluto
>>742725213Just look in the mirror
>>742724927I mostly watch cause the threads are fun + its nice listening for a week of mild entertainment. But also every fucking "trans rights" is hilarious to me. Not because I think it's bad, just cause they say it SO much it gets legitimately funny.
Choke
STOP SUCKING AT THE GAME
>Check for signs of choking.
>>742725284Be grateful you don't have to worry about any of that in your life I guess
>>742725371>>742725381uh anon...literally too soon
>choke 8 times in a row>finally do it>*claps*
>>742725189Please don't remind me of grad school. I'm trying to forget about life and enjoy my circus freak show
>>742725284I had a coworker who looked like this, without the hair. She was a biological female and had no idea how to dress, how to do her hair, how to do makeup.
>>742724448Keep fae's name out yo fuckin' mouff
Why are you retards acting like this is a new turn of events that every runner and couch are trans?It’s been YEARS at this point?Maybe move on?
I thought this game would be fun to watch as a speedrun, but this is not interesting at all.
>>742724669>That's a man, brother.Best looking man I've ever seen then, how is she so fat and shapely and has such nice tits and face?
>>742725029Susan Boyle moding
Who here /peenyweeny/?
this is being turn base is so retarted
>enviromental storytelling
What does fae even mean?
>>742725450Why did this random German youtube show get such a big fanbase?
>>742725364musashi sexo
>>742725450GET BACK IN THERE
>>742725461I know, smdh famalamadingdong
>>742725559troon
>>742721089Really? Watching speedruns? Portugal is fighting Spain in the World Cup RIGHT NOW.
>>742725559>What does fae even mean?It means picrel
>>742725474I think it's neat.But I am getting the vibe the runner just memorised optimal routes and can't handle improv.
this game seems kinda SHIT and TRASH. is it
>>742725559It's like "they" but more fem.
>Go by they/them>Reference your peeny AND weeny in your usernameWhat was meant by this?
>>742725535This monstrosity is a teacher. God help the children.
>Come back from errands>Some fake retro indie game being played by someone who looks like they participated in the Olympics of Getting Raped as a child with Miles(?), some tiny chinaman, and Citizen AIDS on the couch
>>742725682I'm so hungry
>>742725620what kinda world cup? some sport? racing?we are watching trannies and are already very entertained
>povertyballfuck off
This fucking sucks. This shit is completely devoid of soul.
>>742725695>maybe if i front run it ill save myself
Will there be Mario maker runs , those are my favorite
this gdq has unironically been the worst to watch so far
>>742725682nope
>>742725535His old profile picture was way better
>>742725620gonna be some high octane 0-0 action into penalties!!!!
>>742725706Wait, I thought that was you running the game though. You told me you would be
>>742725706UFO 50 is a good game and /v/ approved, you should play it.
>>742725682it's 50 games in one, not all of them will be winners
>>742725706so called cringe kino
>>742725029Makeup, lose some weight, FFS, and better haircut and she is set.
>>742725790nah im NEXT
>>742725706>Miles(?)kek>>742725702horrifying
>>742725461But that's why I'm here. I can talk about video games anywhere.
sometimes I feel like anons play up their outrage to cartoonish levels
WHICH ONE OF THESE STUPID RETARD NIGGERS KEEPS SMACKING?! I have this shit on a second monitor and it's driving me crazy.
Believe me if you will, I don't know a lot about modern speedrunning events. How troon-co-opted are things these days and has there ever been a nice and decent actual sex scandal instead of troons these days?
The lawman was Indian?
>>742725818r u a used car salesman irl?
>>742725874>>742725878kek
RATE THE RUN
>>742725620id rather watch grown men pretending to be women playing video games than grown men kicking ball and thinking its cool thanks
>>742725682could use some more bread
>>742725702im so happy i escaped all levels of education before that shit
>>742725931D
>>742725871Well then I wasn’t talking to you, now was I you fucking nimrod?
>>742725706>>742725682UFO 50 has some great games and some meh ones
>>742725931Z
>>742725381
>>742725931K
>>742725931worse than monkeyball: D
>>742725931CI didn't understand a thing
>>742725931zzzzzzZ
>>742725931D. Freakshow in the camera was mostly easy to ignore, the chokes were not.
>>742725931F
>>742725931F I should have figured that UFO 50 would be ruined by a tranny squad
>>742725931D idn't watch at all.
>>742725931C+
>>742725931Z. I couldn't get past the ham in a wig
>>742725931A, I like the game.
>>742725931Saars saars this anon is not watching the speedrun event!
>>742725886about half of all speedrunners are trans these daysthey cant really get errections anymore for a real sex scandal but they feel abused pretty often and cancel each other for basically nothing
>>742725931ZZZ whatever the fuck the absolute lowest you can give a run can be.Holy fuck.
>ufo 50 BLOCK
>>742725970well fuck that
>>742725931C
>>742725874>GDQ threads
>>742725803>/v/ approvedso it's fucking trash got it
>>742725931D-
>>742725931Brail heist is fun but the run was like alright
actually looking forward to VVVVVV, I remember playing it for a few hours and giving up
What's this schizo music
>>742726130>actually looking forward touh oh
>>742725931B
>watch SGDQ>It's UFO 50>watch the run>it ends>watch SGDQ again>it's UFO 50 again>links were purple huh
>>742725874Because they do. This run wasn't half as bad as, say, 12 Bananas, but people still can't stop themselves from spamming Zs just because there was a pig on the screen.
>>742725931Cboring but inoffensive
I miss TinyTim.
>>742726153What music??
>>742725931ZAll of the games today have sucked
>>742725931DThe (mini)game looks like it may have a hint of something with the turn based system but it also looked like one of these games where running it is actively detrimental to showing that uniqueness, with all the clipping or lightning quick levels.
Im surprised there has been so many female speed runners lately
>>742725931CMy expectations were so low that I almost enjoyed it
Rail Heist is one of the better games in UFO50. Most of the games are shit.
>>742725803Call me when the game gets a real sale.
>>742726239A shame what happened to him
>>742726130>he doesnt know about troons law
>>742726289Okay, what’s your number
>>742726302Did he died???
>>742725917Im just a passoid that cares
What are the runner's pronouns?
>>742726362He's currently in hospital in a coma after a falling leaf crushed him
Someone should write a sociology PHD purely on how transgenderism ended up dominating every single nerd space
>>742725968Big mad for getting destroyed.>>742725931D
cute girl on couch I repeat cute girl on couch
>>742726410uh oh...based
>>742726410uncle sam
Uhhhhhhhh is he wearing a hat with a USA flag design? I'm getting really uncomfortable, sisters.
>name is uncle sam>restricts his freedom using a maskpeople still do this?
>>742726362He died of ligma
uhmmm why is the runner wearing an USA hat? This is not ok, hello!? What about all the illegal immigrants at the event, won't they feel uncomfortable now?
That they/them looks kinda cute, bros...
>>742726528Just a hat wasn't enough to show his patriotism.
>>742726569Ligma what?
>>742726410Free/Dumb
>trick doesn't work after the first couple triesMercy kill this shit
>>742726632put down the bottle
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>Please clap.
>USA hatThis is getting political, can someone call GDQ staff?
>>742726528He was hiding his giant Jew nose, apparently.
the music kinda fuckin sucks...
>>742726743>>742726743>>742726743
>>742726647Ligma balls
>>742726647steve jobs
>>742724575Projection btw
>>742726770Fuck you. God damn prankster ass cocksuckers.>>742726815Thank you kind Anon.
