Previous: >>742726743https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: TUNICNext: Super Mario OdysseyLater: BONUS GAME — Hey You, Pikachu!
tuk tuk tuk tuk
Tunic is a cat game
>>742731962>inb4 that faggot bitches about page 10
Tolki!
>>742732018We're finally on the up...
>>742731690>this yearName a year they had more than just shitty perlers
The Checkpoint HOYP
What are you playing while you watch?
I can’t watch this shit I gotta go practice guitar before bed
We've had 19 GDQs since Odyssey came out, and 0 sequels.
>>742732018godful night...
>>742732018You guys severely overrated VVVVVV just because all the rest of the runs today were so shit
>>742732035care for a drink?
THESE FUCKING SETUP TIMES
>>742732079Playing with my ballz
>>742732079Monster Girl Dreams
>>742732079Not cuck shit that's for sure
mig
>>742732018Jesus christ looks like I dodged a tire fire
>>742732018What happened to monkey ball?
>>742732018>F: SkyrimHuh?
>>742731962Why don't they offer prizes people would actually care about like sweaty nerd pussy?
>>742732106yeah, i did
These niggers are lying.The value isn't 2.2k, it's no where fucking near that. Maybe if you pay nigger scalper prices it is.It's roughly like 970 at best.
>>742732130TRANS RIGHTS
>>742732130troon runner on a fan game
TELL ME WHAT MIGGING MEANS RIGHT NOW
I just got back from work and I missed my waifu #2 frozenflygone, how was the forearm hair, acne, teeth...?
miggin>>742732112Most people who actually know how to run the event were banned, please understand.
>>742732106potentially, but cute girl (ON LEFT), fast game, good runner. simple as.
Is there even a point to having ratings when runs are either S or F depending entirely on how many trannies are involved and how loud said tranny is?
>>742732206too bad, you win you're paying tax on that 2,200 valuation :^)
>>742732106Problem, liberal?
>>742732268retarded way to say migrate
>>742732268It's what the hunter does to get from the hub to the mission area
AND IT'S ANONYMOUS FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH AN 11 DOLLAR DONATION!!!
>>742732079New 007
>>742732018It's simply a coincidence the first he/hims after a day of she/theys get better scores.
>>742732130They were running a romhack that the runner helped makeAlso lots of troons and trans rights
>>742732130troon runner running his troon romhack with his troon couch
>>742732081Go shred anon
i mated my 9 year old niece last nightabsolutely btfo
I’m up next guys, wish me luck!
>>742732018Fuck it, I went to sleep after cringe black Persona, what made Snowboard Kids good?
miggin
>>742731962I'm in.
>>742732416please stop lying
>>742732018>vagina is one of the highest rated gamesreally makes you think
>>742732406When is your run?
>>742732309This is why I don't deal with fucking scalpers man. Total scalper death.
>>742732458my brain is saying this is ai but whats the source?
[07:23:36] A message from arcticbabylemon was deleted: Fun fact! Did you know that sharks are …[07:29:15] A message from tonyrefresh was deleted: Oh God the bodysuit...[09:07:37] A message from glyphwolf was deleted: Hey, good morni- monkaS[09:15:13] A message from duketastrophe was deleted: monkaS[12:18:42] A message from rgblistle was deleted: PEENOR CRUSHED D:[13:35:58] A message from yoloswaggins1437 was deleted: why do only right handed trans people matter, what about trans left?[14:39:22] A message from lxix_cdxx was deleted: yo audience, where's the ENERGY? gdqAnnoyed[14:43:48] A message from amarettosis was deleted: GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![14:58:12] A message from joshiribombee was deleted: why not call it LGDTQ+[15:39:26] A message from nummi_j was deleted: Tuneic mah ass(these are all permabans btw)
This absolute time needed to set up.
>>742732406Im going to be mated with her next.
>>742732478
wtf
>>742732518zoomie spotted
>The world's most famous mango
>>742732519Where do you see this
>>742732519Sharks are what?
>>742732519Just enjoy the runs
>>742732518The Return of the Living Dead (1985)Unfortunately all of the zombies do not look like Tarman, who is maybe the coolest zombie ever depicted on film
>>742732617predators
>>742732112>>742732289Also by cutting down the amount of techies, they can pocket a bigger share of the donations for themselves. Admin expanses.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742732124Who cucked you, little south east asian brown man?
>>742732519Why was the GG deleted
whats the point of large bounties in one piece?the only ones who can hunt dangerous pirates are other high bounty pirates who wont be able to claim the bountychoppah
>>742732518>my brain is saying this is ai
>prize segment>15 fucking minutes of setup stillwhat are these fucking retards doing
>>742731962That's my wife
>>742732653makes sense
>>742732519how does the chat have any users left?
>>742732018there will be more godless nights
>>742732714Their best.
>>742732435It wasn't really that good, people just liked it because it was a bunch of he/him Australians bantering with each otherApparently they made an anti-trans joke at some point but I missed it
>>7427326172-cock privileged
>tunicoh my god who cares
>>742732519>When your appointed a brand new AGDQ Jannie but you realize that the chat is dead and nobody post anymore but need to assert your authority somehow.
>>742732689Probably overestimate tranny run
>Dev on the couch
>almost a decent run>furry zroon on the couch and mic
>>742732727the joke is that troons like those shark plushies, so it's like a freudian slip because the plushie reflects the predator in them
Dev on the couch, the run can't be any better than D, I'm afraid.
>dev
can we just kill all gay men already ...
I liked this game a lot, I can't wait for it to be irreparably tarnished in my mind.
>dev run
>>742732813Yep, it's an Ad
>>742732714they were stalling for the incentive they just met
>>742732759You lost tranny.
>>742732018that straight flush of they/faes was bad but still not close what true ZZZ's have been
So this is a furry game?
>5 4 3 2 NIGlmao he slipped that in
>>742732435Australians
Is that a Pamperchu cosplay?
God, is today just #ad day for a bunch of niche indie games?
[03:49:35] typical_kyuu: Somehow I was timed out for "Phrase #167?" All I did was extend love and support to people affected by the recent earthquakes. How is that prohibited? O.o[03:49:40] typical_kyuu has been timed out for 1m.
dev really trying too hard to do a smooth "npr voice". you aren't that guy, bruh
>>742732079I'm actually not watching at all I'm here for the shitposts
.
Is the upcoming Odyssey some non-existent joke category? There is no "All story moons".
REV UP THEM STARS OF DAVID ASCII CHARACTERS, CHARTER-SAMA.
>>742732880noooooooooooEveryone here is a self-admitted furry POSSIBLY excepting the dev (who made an animal-protagonist game)
>>742732880Is it that obvious?
>Could be a decent run>Gay fucking furry nigger announcer slips on to run it.
>>742732913this isn't really niche
>>742732018>snowboard kids that highhow come?
Hey wait a minute, they already ran an isometric indie adventure game where you just roll past all the enemies earlier
>>742732953>>742732970Big meaty thighs.
Time for a smaller venue gdqsisters
>>742733001It's a furry runner, and the non-dev couch is a furry (who just said "watch your paws").It was over before it began.
>>742732970Should he Ice or not?
>stage 2 simulacra zeldaew
>>742732970>>742732724What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
>>742732759>Apparently they made an anti-trans joke at some point but I missed itIt wasn't really a joke but like one guy accidentally calling the fat guy they were playing as "She" and other one responding "She? What the fuck." and then apologizing for the swear
i don't think this is really an ad run. tunic isn't that obscure, /v/ talks about it semi-regularly (usually to denigrate it as a poster child for zelda rip-off indie games). not the same as some of this other shit nobody has heard of where the runner is the only person on the leaderboard
>OOOOOORB
>>742732916no politics chuddy
>>742733030graveyard run ratings are rarely trust worthy, often get people spamming ratings just because they're bored/to get people to ask later "wow was X run really that good"
>>742732875American Truck Simulator on AGDQ26 permanently raised the bar on ZZZ for the discerning.
>Mandatory troon on the couchStarts to feels like fucking stasie in here
>stop tallying people's total donated amounts on the site>attention whores can no longer compete>make less moneymakes one ponder
Are there ever any actual real games on this shit anymore?
>>742733168I think you meant to say Bill Nye from AGDQ26.
Late MIG!
>>742733153>Troon rights:)>Hoping people in a massive earthquake are ok>:(
>Anal log
>>742733153Venecos are chuds because they thanked Trump for taking out their commie dictator. (btw it wasn't REAL communism for some reason)
>>742732089Um Bananza just came out last year dork
ORB
>>742733217Fuck you.Now I'll have to unremember that again.That was a godless night indeed.
>>742733179Now i want to know what the experience was
>>742732961It's a category extension, but seems to have 111 runs.
>>742732970
>>742733106"ad" means "game I don't like" (which is all of them)The main thing it does is disguise the runs that are actual, literal, admitted ads. Anyone who calls random things ad runs are genuine corporate shills because of this.
>>742732406I don't think this setup is possible unless she literally just moved the knight back and forth
I have Tunic exhaustion
>>742733270She looks like she fucks gorillamen
>>742733153>Doctors without borders website has the earthquake on its front page>Timed out for talking about it in GDQ chat
>>742733185VVVVV but you missed it
>>742733308AGDQ26 was the most godless event yet. Even puts the ESA Samus cosplayer to shame.
>dev intentionally puts a hidden sword in the game for sweaty autists who sequence break his furry game for speedrunscringe
>>742733106people are being retards and conflating "dev on couch" = ad despite ad being for an obvious shill run
>>742733319Is it some kind of wack ass skipless World Peace?
This game looks more fun to play than to watch and the speed run skills feel like it's skipping the point of the game. It's a zelda like.
>>742733260it's never not funny how people that live communism turn right wing and people who grew in peak capitalism's rich families turn comunist
>>742733336right side no diffs, minmaxed con
>>742733404She's 10
>>742731962>>742732724she hit the wall
>>742733447>Game about not knowing the mechanics has hidden ways to get things for people who know the mechanics
is this game even good
>>742733489Oh if that's the Dev's voice, his is so nice to listen to then the other men on the couch. I wish he'd speak more.
Troon running aside, Tunic is actually a great game if you haven't played it.
This guy has a crazy deep voice
>>742732018Is there a ranking list for people who are normal? I dont care if the runner is trans or not.
The category has three runs.Unfortunately, can't name this game unsuccessful, it sold quite well by all accounts.Alas.
>>742733353she pushed her g pawn to g4 and I capped with queen then she opened up the king with f pawnit makes me mad how she doesnt really think at all and im trying to get her to slow down and actually look at the board but shes got the adhd youtube shorts brain unfortunately
>>742733647Yea, sure. Here it is
>>742733579are they competing on flashing or what
>>742733579yeah, it was a good time.
>>742733579This game is really good, but a speedrun completely spoils the mystery of the game. It shouldn't be a speed game, but here we are.
>>742732458>When a tranny comes out>>742731962Damn Brice Dallas Howard is looking chopped these days.
>>742733153The only thing that's not politics to these freaks is the subject of tranny rights
>>742733647yeah its called dont look at the legend if you dont wanna see the meanie words
>>742733657>Unfortunately?????
>>742733579very
>>742733579it's incredible but you're not really going to understand why by watching this run
>>742733647Maybe reddit is more your speed
>>742732018forgot this was going, how the fuck did they DNF the FE run? It was BL NG+, Dimitri can solo that from the start
>>742733546They put it in there after release specifically for furry autist speed runners instead of making them play the game.
TRANS RITES!
>>742733353i ran it through chess.com to show the moves
>>742733752>>742733750>>742733701>>742733702Ok I won't watch the run then
even a trans rights dono gets a pitiful clap. people just wanna watch video games.
>>742733796invalid because they used a backup save
>>74273374717k reviews at 90%-ish positive is a very good run that indicates about half a million sales or so
>>742733464The quality of the run determines if it's an ad.I am a beast was basically just secons playthrough as a speedrun in addition to having 3 runners and being unreleased game.
>>742733336Rstnelis is packing shmeat
>>742733824They came to the wrong event then
>>742733887after the 1000th trans rights donation read, it gets boring.
>>742733834I shouldn't have expected anything better from a nepostaff run of a bad speed game
>>742733853>unreleased gameshameless
>>742733647That is the list, ranked by pure enjoyment. No free passes or extra points for being disabled.
>>742733821Based as fuck. It's really good, one of the best gaming experiences I've had personally. The less you know about the game the better.
Trans rights!
>>742732018>went to sleep right after snowboard kidsI won
Why the fuck does the donation guy have to be on the couch
>>742733657Tunic is fucking fantastic, retard.
>>742734149We've already seen troonic last event, no need to have it again.
>>742734149I keep donating for a "heil hitler" and they never read it, yet they keep reading the violent extremist slogan "trans rights"... Is GDQ just pro-violence?
>>742734149The game looks really fun, but they wanna give s ranks to VVVVV which is a very basic game experience that any lonely autistic gamer could get good at it given enough time. Tunic is better NOT to speed run.
I wish the commentary was about the game. Like what's the game about? Why are they collecting all this stuff?
>>742734149Reddit game
Tranny thread.
>>742734267>Why are they collecting all this stuff?
ALTTP is my favorite tuniclike
>>742734267The thing is that it's basically a puzzle game with a Zelda coat of paint, so you'd have to explain the puzzles to make sense of what's happening.
Even for just SGDQ I think this is the slowest I've ever seen the threads, we've just about reached ESA levelsPretty insane but I guess nice in some ways
>>742734267The game is about not understanding what the fuck is going on.They are collecting the stuff because its their 100% criteria.
>>742734251>The game looks really fun, but they wanna give s ranks to VVVVV which is a very basic game experience that any lonely autistic gamer could get good at it given enough time.This is a redundant statement, that's what all speedrunning is.
who comfy here?
>>742734250i dont see your dono are you making shit up?
Boring run
I'm downloading Tuinc as we speak.
>>742734538damn, tunic fans look like THAT?
>>742734462its been a pretty bad day
>>742734462no esa threads have the now next later but the threads will still be sub a hundred posts 20 runs past the later
>>742734592>Xhe's still using that site after the schizo admin had another meltyNonny we're all on Appnetica now...
>>742734665The worst maybe? Name a worse day if you can. The godless nights of old were about on this level MAYBE
>>742732018>Friends distracted me from VVVVVI'm just not meant to see any of the actually good runs this GDQ, am I?
This nigga wearing overalls?
>>742733647YWNBAW, tranny.
>>742734564Me
>>742734695trainwreck days are worse because it does psychic damage, today's just not very enjoyable but it's all apathy>that halo stall>that pokemon stall>that elden ring stall>that ds2 run>yes chef
Least impressive focustime
>AurahackOne of those artists that stopped posting entirely on twitter and started using bluesky and then said everyone else needs to "care about things beyond what directly benefits you" because "it's exhausting to live in the world you force us to live in"
>>742733325Why the fuck would a charity want twitch subs?
>>742734149I see how fantastic it is on my third screen.Sound off.
>>742734564/comfy/
Even a Zelda clone has to shoehorn in zoomer movement mechanics... Says a lot about society...
>>742734802there has been way too many godawful pokemon runs compared to the decent onesanyone remember that one randomizer that went like an hour over time despite the seed being hand picked to be the easiest possible?
>>742734592Is Tunic good btw? I have an itch to play 2D Zelda but maybe something new
>>742734592Why are you stealing it?
>>742734838They want money.GDQ used to hand off all the money they got from subs to charity. But then one year they were 'forced' to pay hotel cancellation fees (they chose to last-minute move of their own accord), and they kept the sub money that year to pay for it.They never stopped keeping it afterwards :^)
>>742734913I NEED MUH MANDATORY DASH MECHANIC
are total donations going down for these events in recent years?
>>742734913>ever boomershooter get dashslop>every zelda game gets dashslop>every action game gets parryslop
>>742734921>anyone remember that one randomizer that went like an hour over time despite the seed being hand picked to be the easiest possible?that was my favorite hatewatch
>>742734926it's rollslop with a zelda coat of paint
>>742734974you got Parkinson's or something, fag?
Remember to ask:>Is the runner a world record holder currently or previous?>Does the game have more than 20 runners?Generally not an adBe careful of developers commentating and running though!
>>742734957at this point I wouldn't be surprised if you tell me that the couch 'commentators' and donation announcers are getting a paycheck
>>742734921keizaron's last run before he got cucked by a fucking ghostalso the tranny runs today are nothing, like water off my duck back. want actual insufferable trannies? that roller coaster tycoon run was FUCKED
>>742734976>oh what a surprise I never would have guessed the very first TM I would get is Spore lucky me>still fucks it up
There is one guy talking to himself on Youtube.
Bros lat raises hurt my shoulders when using just 10lb dumbbells. What do i do?
>>742735067it doesn't help that RCT is something you might be somewhat interested in to watch courtesy of it being a good game, and then it gets just TRANS RIGHTS all overi t
>>742735106Typical Youtube chat
>>742735067I’ll never ever stop laughing at the fact the this guy actually got cucked by a ghost.
>>742734913I don't mind a dash, but is it just a dash, or is it a Souls-like get out of jail free card iframe roll?
>>742735106There hasn't been a new message in minutes. Is GDQ ESA level of dead?
>>742735116ss+gomad
>>742735116start with lighter weights and increase reps before moving to next weight. if you cant find smaller weight increases, do them on an incline to make it harder
>>742735037Any% has ton but nobody runs 100%.Runner is the current WR on NMG any% and NMG 100%
>>742735106Let him have his fun
>>742735212>Thread slow>GDQ chat slow>Poverty chat slowWe're still here
>>742735212I'd wager that 90% of YouTube viewers just don't want to bother getting around Twitch ads.
>>742735116incremental increases bro.Start at a lighter weight at 8 reps moving up to 10 until you can do it consistently. Then go up a weight and back to 8 reps until you can do 10. Repeat.
>>742735212Why in the fuck would you ever post a single message in GDQ youtube chat?
>>742735067>>742735154qrd???
>>742735212ESA is hardly ded, neither are other marathons. GDQ just had an insane viewerbase as the legacy event, but this is what happens when you ban 99% of your chat I guess, the 1% of people not banned might not like this identity politics shit either
I swear it may be negativity bias but i've seen Tunic way too often at GDQWhat a boring game
>>742735397
Rate his fit
>>742735418They said this is the 3rd time
>>742735397I don’t have it any more, but essentially Keizaron lost his girl because she was talking to spirits and fell in love with a fucking ghost so she ended it
>>742735478Reminds me of one of those "Disney Adults".A grown man pretending to be a child.
I've just realised the furry on the couch is actually the guy reading out donationsHe'll be reading for Odyssey too
>>742735478S for sexual
Sorry I'm late guys, I just got home from a work trip. Have I missed any trainwrecks, kino, or autism moments on camera from the first 30 hours? Pic related, it's not me.
>>742735478He’s a big boy
>>742735453
>>742735586no
>>742735615here's the full thing, I downloaded the vid too just in case and that bitch is insane
>>742735586No. We've had an entire day of worthless unentertaining runs but not a single trainwreck
>>742735478>This makes gay guys swoon ohnonono
>>742735539>A grown man pretending to be a child.>A grown man pretending to be a dog.>A grown man pretending to be a girl.>A grown man pretending to be a fairy.>A grown man pretending to be a horse.>A grown man pretending to be a fox.
>>742735683I would rather watch the super monkey ball stardust run without blinking than read all that.
they keep hyping up the moon cave like it isn't normally mandatory
Is this man tone-deaf?
>>742735683>cucked by a ghost
>>742735478It’s like I’m seeing double!!
>>742735683how the fuck do these ppl exist and theyre all connected to gdq in one way or other
>>742735683feels badkeiz is annoying but no one deserves this fate
>>742735683thanks anon, I'll read some of it for the lulz
>>742735478this is definitely what he wears over his adult diapers
>>742735586goosebros RISE
>>742735478Imagine those thighs wrapped around your head, they would CRUSH you
>>742735453>lost his girl to her becoming a Ryuk yume girlieDamn, son
>>742735848That makes me think of Subway for some reason.
>>742732079Just started Red Dead Redemption, I've played a bit before, but never got too far.
Stop whispering you stupid autistic dumb niggers.
>>742735478FF for fat fuck
>>742735478the lost mario brother
>>742735902speedrunning requires a base level of severe autism, and it attracts and rewards more insanity in its own insular community like fucking everything on the internet nowadaysGDQ is basically a window into a psych ward
>>742735940In another life his father led him down the right path and he became a football player
He’s just a cute raccoon boy, don’t make fun of him!!
is that tranny on the couch reading notes off an 'eck?
>>742735683Regular mental illnesses are fine and dandy but actual fucking psychosis is scary as fuck.
>>742735106Still way better than the Twitch chat.
>>742735618Look at the absolute unit in the white mask. Now that's what I call a woman
>>742736030cute!!
>>742735903it sounds like his ex was another crazy bitch tootwo women like that back to back will destroy any man. there's a timeline out there where keiz is a chill guy who goes under estimate with a normal gf
>>742735940IMAGINEMAGINE
What happened to that tony hawk tranny?
TRANS RIGHTS
>>742735683>emray approached her while she was dissociatingI feel like this is another case of people just making up definitions to words that already exist
Knowing this>>742735478Is the man behind>>742735848>>742736030is fucking killing mehe definitely is a pedo
Can't do it lads I'm tapping out, the trans rights and subsequent clapping is too much for me.
>>742735453>JUST BE A HECKING GOOD PERSON!!! Wood chipper
Raghhhhh
>>742736279First GDQ? In the past 10 years
>Watch VVVVVV run>"Why is X happening?">"Don't worry about it XD!"The worst commentary crutch ever, sucks so fucking bad
>>742735940>>742736279Crush this dissident at once
I'm home from work and very tired. Looks like runs have been right shit
RATE THE RUNBERATE THE TROON
>>742736358Balls!
>>742736414C
>>742736256>he definitely is a pedoi assumed that without knowing about that art
>>742736414F for furry
>>742736414FI fucking hate furries
>>742736414F, never cared for Tunic
>>742736414D idk I had it muted the whole time
>>742736358Nah u missed out big time, wagie
>>742736414D-
>>742736414B
>>742736256you just know he loves diapers
>>742736414BFurry on the couch was off putting
>>742736317Yeah it actually is my first GDQ. I watch individual speedrunners but this is just insane. I thought the memes were the typical /v/ blowing things out of proportion deal but no it genuinely is that bad.
>>742736414C it was a video game.
>>742736336Cry about it more nerd
>how has this been on stage 3 timesim wondering the same thing
>>742736414Ddid they just shoutout another speedrun event? uh oh...
>>742736443He's just attracted to people at the same mental age as he is
>>742735939I watched his new listicle channel and yeeeeeesh is it ever embarrassing
>>742736414Z It shouldn't be a speed game and the run sucked.
>>742736414SSS
>>742736414Dnot a good speed game, and its a bad sign when having the dev on the couch is the best part
>>742736489Yeah you missed out on the good times, vods exist but it won't be the same. Stick to those people you like honestly, these threads are just fun for the shared suffering
>>742736489kek this is nothing and I genuinely mean ityou're experiencing stepping in a dog's turd while some of us have been thrown in the septic tank
>gay diaper furriesyou can’t make it up
>>742731962they are still adding the faggot pronoun shit to people you bunch of mentally ill trannys make us gamers look like retards
>>742736414C. Not good not terrible
>>742735683reading about relationships like this is so wierd. Like my life has its problems at all, but never at any point has a fucking private investigator had to get involved. It sounds so fucking bananas.
>>742736414C. It was a thing that happened.
>more of this
>that is super cool>wow
>more tunicNobody real asked for this
>>742736414F
>>742736489Welcome anon, you'll hate these weeks twice a year but you'll keep coming back because it's a great time.
>>742735683>>742735453Why are all these people so mentally ill and how are they incapable of connecting the dots?>>742735586Any funny stories from your trip?>>742736414CIt existed in the background
>>742736654Thousands paid money for this
How long to bing bing wahoo?
>>742736414C for boring zelda clone
>>742736414TRANNY YOU WILL NEVER BE FAST NEVER IN YOUR LIFE YOUR PARENTS STILL CALL YOU SLOW BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU BACKWARD NIGGER
>>742736414Z
GUYSTHE ODYSSEY RUN SCRIPT LEAKEDhttps://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17r7dJ1xjGQfzCJpyXlqNVH33C8fFZ3uhpMPjuk1Uy60/mobilepresent?slide=id.g3ca76090dd_0_355
You think overalls boy rams ass hairy man ass or gets his hairy man ass rammed
Why am I the only one posting in the YouTube chat? Lol
Is Tunic a tranny game?
>>742736608>don't stick your dick in crazy bro it's not worth itthat applies to other people, I'm built differen- ACK
Whats her pussy taste like ?
>>742736780Mario Odyssey was released years ago.
>>742736489u really wanna see how deep the rabbit hole goes?
>>742736801do you really need to ask
What happened with Fire Emblem?
>>742736414f
>>742736740shoutout to the yetee
>>742736801Dev is on the couch>He/Him>Clearly male
>how can I make this about me?
>>742736489>I watch individual speedrunnersThis really isn't the flex you think it is.
>>742736836This guy was unironically hot
>>742736489lmfao its bad dude it wasnt like this years ago somehow the tranny faggots feminists and leftists got their grips into it
>>742736824cheese gromit
>>742736824
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Would anyone wanna use a v live chat for this? I remember using sync tube with v back in the gay
>>742736801all games are tranny games
What a faggy statement, holy shit
>>742736414D+
I think this is the most dead I've ever seen GDQ threads.
I miss the protomagical era... Every event was a cringekino goldmine
>>742736932you dont mean that
LOL THE ROOM IS CLEARING OUT
>>742731962I’m watching the DKC2 run now, why is this nog alone on the couch? Why did he keep dying at the end? Why was the first major dono read about inclusion and not about being good at video games?
Delicious
call me when the teathre kid segment is over.
>>742736901Had to load a backup save and it was a dumb new game plus run
Wasn't she relatively fit a few years ago?
God I fucking hate Kung Fu. How many runs does she have forced in this year? UGH SPIKE TOO? Mute
thats the dude from the worst pokemon run ever
I hate theater kids
>>742737081well yeah it's another talking segment so there won't be another run for at LEAST 30 minutes
>>742736901Had to load a backup save because the strat for the final boss requires more than a certain amount of stats and RNG wasn't lucky.
>>742737092>>742737109Id eat the turds out her aynoose
>>742737124QRD? I turn that dead eyed cunt off every time
>there are like 10 zelda characters vs 250 pokemon>this is a fair challenge
>>742736414BAverage run
>>742737109thats a loooong time ago anon
>>742737109Still is. Perfect amount of chub!
>>742737084The part he failed on a lot is a typical place where runners have problems. The tower auto scroll is rough and pretty long as far as auto scrolls go.
>oh my dungarees they're saying Nintendo words!I hate Nintengoycattle so fucking much
Just woke up, what did I miss in the last 7-8 hours?
>>742737109You're talking like a decade ago.Thankfully we're past that point.
Does Spike ever shut the fuck up
>>742735683>You don't treat me like the goddess that I am!I don't know how dude didn't burst out laughing after that.
>theatre kid segment
>>742737232trannies
>>742737190when I was a kid I could name all 150 pokémonI couldn't name you more than 3 Zelda characters
>>742737185agdq finale was a run of pokemon emerald where he kept giving himself hacked freebies and still dying
pantsu lines
>>742737221>Nintendo sends lawyers to shut down GDQ foreverDon't you dare give me hope.
>>742737190She somehow managed to only say like...5 characters. Two of which were Zelda AND Sheik.
>>742737084He's a frequent guest on GDQ Hotfix and supposedly a lot of his submissions were rejected back in the day, so staff tries to do him a solid now to make up for that.
>>742737278What an ass,What a woman!
I don't understand
>>742737278literally no curves at all
>>742737106>>742737156I see. Thank you.
>>742737023>He doesn't know
>>742736414Bshe was fine
I would punch Spike in the gut if I saw him in public
>>742737278
please clap for the disney adults
>>742737350It's called stalling.
>>742735116Intentionally injure yourself with 15 lbs. so your muscles grow back stronger, like a shark's
>>742736414Cdidn't watch but foxes win
>>742737272the one with unlimited rare candies and the super overpowered move? after people already donated a shitload of money to have the run be a hard/cool pokemon? that run was such ass.
>>742737278>that fat>no ass or titsGRIM
Adef has his moments and Kungfu is still cute but this Bobby guy routinely pisses me off
There are like 800 Elden Ring "bosses"
>>742736414I'm doin' him a C
>>742737212>>742737310It’s a bitch of a part I get that and it’s rough doing something like this in front of an audience. I just find it a bit weird that theirs no one on the couch, you’d think that they’d give him SOMEONE to play off of a bit and fill air time when he’s trying to focus
>>742737084>Why was the first major dono read about inclusion and not about being good at video games?you know exactly why because the white people that run this shit look at blacks like subhumans and go ah little bab you are included you subhumans yesh yesh you are subhumanthats why its basically worse than calling them niggers its just a sarcastic version from 1984 faggots
>>742737365What happen? I know synctube is gone
If you could fire any one of these homos, who would you pick? For me it's Melo.
her ass is so FATimagine the MEATY BRAPSSNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>mystery niggas
>>742737447But only like 25 are unique
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEOGAMES
theatre kids segment
they need to hire a stylist
Can we get a wellness check on Mr. Game and Shout? I’m worried about our boy
holy fuck get on with it you unbearable cunts
>>742734538moar pls
>thread dead>stream deadIs it over bros?
>>742737575He's not well.
>>742737278Grim af
>>742737575he's off ruining ff9 runs at home
what's the point of watching speedruns if y'all are gonna rate them bad?
>>742737454I think he's one of those runners who doesn't interact with communities much and just does his own thing. Last GDQ he also didn't have a couch and in his previous runs random people just sat next to him to fill dead air.
Damn... I wish I were as cool as these hosts but I'm just an unemployed loser...
>>742737575he ded
>>742736030I love diapers and babyfurs
>>742737628I'm enjoying my anger.
>>742737628Same reason I play video games even though they're all bad
where the fuck is mario????
>>742737628We're waiting for that diamond hidden in the dirt, like that snowboard kids, maybe something even better.
sorry guys gotta skip the next hour, my kamioshi is in one of her colleagues birthday lives
was out the last 2 hours what did i miss
I was hopeful for the mario run, but I just looked at the runner and its a gay furry
>>742737720nothing
>>742737569Wait it's that chick. What happened to her?
>>742737638same dw
You chuds aren't seriously going to be watching speedtrannies over the big game right?
>>742737278I bet she has a chubby pink puss
This is fucking horrible. Get on with Mario Odyssey already.
>>742737705they killed him for not being trans
>>742737720
>>742737569She's alreasy paying hundreds for those flaming locks
>>742737473The other one is still going strong.
>>742737628We're waiting for that one run that has 3 he/him redditors on the couch acting like our virtual friends streamers youtubers so that we can divide ourselves into two camps spamming S and Z grades or that one run where a grim looking guy subverts everything and makes subtle fun of the speedrunning scene.
what does kffc speedrun? outside of showcases like beat sabre, i dont think ive ever seen her seriously speedrun anything. how did she become so embedded with these people?
>>742737720Nothing if you caught VVVVV
>>742737782As if USA is going to ever win a soccer world cup.
>>742737782What’s the big game in the Uber driver Super Bowl today?
>>742737628It's hard to have a frame of reference for most of these speedruns since they're either niche games or too much is happening at once. So since most of us are being exposed to the run for the first time, all we can really go off of is general vibes. Show me a bunch of NES games back to back and I can rate them all based on performance alone, regardless of who is running.
>>742737782Why would I watch a game with zero stakes since Trump will go whine to Infantino whenever things don't go America's way?
>>742737810>>742737747cool great
>>742737782who wants to watch some cheaters
>>742737848i hope we do win it and the world is shocked by americans not giving a fuck
GET ON WITH IT
>>742737782imagine watching sportsball unironically
>>742737782That game is gonna be so rigged.It's gonna be a Messoi vs USA final. Infantino already leaked the script.
I'm so sick of this fat flat ugly ass fake red hair bitchholy shit get on with the games
>>742737782Super bowl is for failed Normie's
hahahahahahahahahaha
what is this stupid ass segment WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES
>>742737782only troons are watching it and samefagging hereywnbaw
>>742737845You know why
Why is this still fucking going
>>742737845she sucked on a loooot of dongs back in the day
>>742737905It’s not about the games it’s about making money for charity
Wheres the videogames
>>742735683Whenever you get annoyed by an obnoxious GDQ staffer or runner it's good to remember that they are surrounded by dozens of people like this and could be devoured at a moment's notice
>>742737845She speedruns dicks in her fat holes
>theater kids
>>742737871It was a bullshit red card and everyone knows it.
How did this bitch not say Meta Knight?
>>742737848Fifa and Trump are rigging it this year
>>742737575I'm gonna miss him and scent, instead of ogrekino we're stuck watching whatever the fuck this is and the prize segments suck even more dick
>>742737848Maybe with enough phonecalls anon, host advantage too
>>742737905>>742737946Padding for time until the next run. But they probably aren't even going to have Mario ready to go right at 4:15 anyways.
>>742737901This is why no one likes you, Oberstein. This shit is gold.
>>742737905You will sit through the obnoxious theater kid improv and you will like it.
>>742737982donald plz go
wrap it up
>>742738042No red card btw.
Honestly I think that was pretty entertaining.
>>742738031i closed the tab
holy shit they are still going with this talking segment.
ATTENTION GDQ VIEWERS
>>742737575Surely he will off himself, right? This was the one thing in the world he had. Now he is just a fat gross nerd and the other fat gross nerds can't associate with him
>>742738072yeah fifa is corrupt
dumb niggers don't know about Outtrigger
>>742738074It dragged on a bit in the end
>>742737103I've set your alarm for next saturday when the event ends
>>742738072yuropoors mad that their bones are brittle as fuck
>>742738121
lets do a 20 minute skit then go right to prizes for another 20 minutes yay speedruns
>>742737717never mind it got cancelled because youtube is dogshit, back to GDQ
theater kids are the worst part of gdq. I can tolerate trannies if they are playing VIDEO GAMES but this is NOT VIDEO GAMES
>>742737845Since no one is giving you a serious answer, Kungfu used to speedrun Kirby 64, Splatoon and Spyro 1. Then after getting a job with GDQ she became a more general streamer.
Embarrassingly sweaty sex with rubieheart
This intermission is so fucking long HOLY CHRISTThey could have fit a neat lil' tiny run in there by now
>>742738186This shit's the ideal time to go take a shit, a shower, whatever.
>>742738042He was going for the ball, the ankle kick wasn't flagrant.
>>742738181i love these fats, are they running anything this year?
>>742738207Worse than any other invasion into the gdq honestly.
>I'm sitting on the next prizeSomeone is going to sniff the shit out of that blanket
>>742738207Idk why they think people want to hear any of their opinions or watch their lame skits. Just show the video games.
>>742737720Man made horrors beyond imagination.
>i'm actually sitting on our next prize500 ANONYMOUS 50 DOLLAR DONATIONS JUST CAME IN!!!
>>742738174>fatso incapable of understanding rules in sports
>>742738215First time I heard of her was that Splatoon 2 run where she was on the couch. Oh how things have changed.
more like nick the necked lmao
>>742738181And that's why Sisko is best captain
she stares into my soul like a demon
They turned my boy Scent into a plushie...
>>742738061>takes his sweet ass time walking to the ring for your retirement
is valheim even relevant anymore
>>742738367She is more teeth than human
oh i thought they were stalling for the bonus game but there's still mario. gonna have to shill hard to make up 40k in an hour though, that's like a 5th of what they've raised so far
>>742738181No one leaves paradise. No one...
>>742738181Sisko would do this and feel no sorrow
>>742738225Excuse me, this is the checkpoint. It's supposed to be long to help realign the schedule to the plan.For example, the next run was originally scheduled to be...>checks schedule...five minutes ago, so they couldn't possibly keep these skits any shorter. Or else they'd be running late!
This is irresponsible parenting.
>>742738181feels like they give us less time for boomer kino with each event
10k hoyp!
theyre not even fucking set up yet
>>742738492>>742738492>>742738492
>>742738482What is he sniffing ?
>>742738482I will never understand people who bring their kids to stuff like anime or comic cons.
>>742738329>the rules being it's okay when we do it
>>742738482Thats his gf
>>7427384281.0 soon
When's Plum's game?
Bro the fuck are you bringing yer kids to a smelly convention of autists?These niggers take half an hour to stream a game and even then the fucking screen always looks like shit from the chairs.
>>742738506bonus game incentive isn't looking so hot, they're in heavy stall mode. will probably do a 30 minute long prize segment after odyssey
>>742738564Nah, the rules should be the same for everyone
>>742738000i prefer the greasy goblin to the ogre, but both are preferable to theatre kids
>>742738559Those are supposed to be kids things anon
>Three breaks in a row
>>742738629I fail to see how that's not been the case now.
>>742738480Indeed. What a travesty that would have been
>>742738643Scent was always /our/ goblin, but Yyou know it's bad, when you would prefer to have Mr. We've got Pokeyman over whatever is currently going on.
>>742738482There are kid gamer events if that's what she wants to see. There's nintendo theme parks. There's small fortnite gatherings. I'll even point to an anime con or two that aren't degenerateGDQ, though? This might be toxic positivity but it is dangerously unwelcoming to a kid
>>742738908It was always funny to see what hijinks did the goblin came up with this year
I'm going to miss this fat bastard
>>742738181>shoots him in the backIs that becoming of a Starfleet officer, Sisko?
>>742738181>Heads up, turkey, behind ya!
>ELITE RUNNER
>>742738367She?
