Previous: >>742731962https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfoNow: Super Mario OdysseyNext: BONUS GAME — Hey You, Pikachu!Later: Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart
miggin
>1 hour of nothing>not even ready for the next game
They can't possibly fuck up a Mario Odyssey run, right?
First
How was the day of runs, lads?
>Skit into prizes into intermission screen into humble bundle ad into intermission screen againOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODWHERE ARE THE FUCKING GAMES
>>742738582
Just watched the VVVVVV run, yeah it's the best run so far.
>Short breakNIGGER JUST PLAY
The girl in the front row is cute
Migged and hyped for some bing bing wahoo
I'm sleepy
>>742738582you tell me
My butt is migging
remember when they brought in a band and it was actually pretty fun then they did it a second time and it was anemic and forced
>>742738682You're cute.
Migged but no migger
>>742738708Too lewd for our janny, please reconsider such posts
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Are you ready for a good time?
I can beat Mario Odyssey faster than this break.
bro please end this
This event has been going on for over 10 years and they still haven't learned how to keep a schedule.
>>742738714it was only fun the first time for the novelty and because it was a mercifully short run. restarting the same song every 5 seconds because the runner reset the level was funny for a one time but not something that needs to be emulated again. gdq of course has to try to run any decent/creative idea into the ground and can't let a good thing just be a memory
>>742738714>Band restarted the song every time he had to reset the level.K I N O
>>742738798Man let it go enjoy the runs
You would think they would use the intermissions to set up the next run.
I need her pussy....
gettin miggy with it
How long does it take to connect a Nintendo Switch to a TV?
I'm 'here' and the dude has been sitting on the title screen for at least fourty minutes
how long have we been waiting since tunic ended?
>>742738682
>>742738701WAKE UP
>>742738869is she intentionally lowering her chin onto her neck or is her head just like that? looks like that in every pic
>>742738907its been 30 minutes
>>742738778>that anon newfriend never endured the proto era>never sat through an edobean poyo block>literally never got to experience scent, gaymanshout or blechyzamn....
>>742738896Why did you put it in quotes
>>742738921GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
Bing Bing Wahoo
IM A HEADBANGA
is the hey pikapussy game any good to watch or should I do my chores during it?
>>742738942
>>742738683RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD GAMES FUCK
Reminder that Hey You Pikachu is still 35k away and they barely raised 5k for it in the last hour. Full stall and shill mode has been engaged
>>742738869>her>pussy
>>742738950I'm physically here but these people are no longer my tribe
>>742738978It's going to be two retards screaming into a microphone for 30 minutes while nothing happens on screen
THEY KILLED OUR OGRE!!!
>>742738991I hate that anon for posting her photo album in this thread, we're never going to escape this bitch now.
>>742739023BUTTONBUTTON
>any/allDude is so fat he ate all the pronouns
dios mio
How many moons is all story moons?
who the fuck are these peoplegdq is scraping the bottom of the runner barrel now, no one worth their salt gives a shit
what the fuck why
>>742738996Battle Brothers Blue PrinceMina the Hollower
>>742739052Some people have poor coping mechanisms for their moobs.
>>742739001I remember renting Hey You Pikachu as a kid and my dad confiscated it because I started swearing at Pikachu for being a disobedient little shit
>trannycool I'm out fuck you GDQ janny eat my ass I know you're lurking here nobody wants this shit you faggot
nope, can't do itsee ya
>>742738945Damn, time really crawls when you're straight.
Not a tranny since they're still fine with being called him
The absolute size of this lad(?).
Four and a half hours until Gordon & Daxter.
I went to a restaurant earlier and I hated there were so many couples. I want to be by myself for fucks sake
>any/all>>742739075yeah no top players get invited because they're all banned by GDQ
>>742739065I wanna know how many moons does that runner have in his orbit
>any/all>long hair and fatit's over bro
>>742739104Based gender identity. If gender isn't real, don't give a shit.
>chinese marioCHING CHING BAIZHOU
ZAMN SPEED RUNNERS LOOK LIKE THIS???
runner is jerking his shit just going to town on it
GOOD HEAVENS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!!?
too big for just two pronouns
>that voicefuck this im out
Is there a way for disabled people to play this? I'm not disabled, but I wouldn't want to pretend to jerk off for an hour to go fast
What happened to Game and Shout? Don't see him on the schedule at all, did he get cancelled?
>any/allAt least he's honest about his gender.
>any/allbecause he ate them
>>742739182>heAnon...
>>742739184they were actually asking him what his sexuality was
>>742739209someone should have replicated this when this happened
>>742739182He did a no no to this thing
>>742739124haha
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>742739090I think it's just a fat dude with long hair. Any/all means he doesn't care just make sure to call him for dinner.
I've been waiting for this run all day hoping it'd be decent and now there's this fucking any/all vocal fry troon FUUUUUCK
CHOKE
damn.... i think we can agree it was for the best that speedrunner duke_bilgewater was banned from all future GDQs...... dude is just stone cold....https://web.archive.org/web/20200530214411/https://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
No dont fucking Whee the moons. Just cap you autistic retards!
The wheeees are gonna get so much worse followed by giggling
It's over
>>742739130Is "all story moons" even a category?
Call a doctor!
lol
>>742738613>go to sleep>runs get betterwhat the fuck manI was awake from around snowboard kids to super monkey ball
>fat fuck can't jump right
HOLY CHOKESTER
>WEEEE
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING
>>742739261How does a blind person browse twitter?
This guy is ranked 428th on the Odyssey leaderboard and pretty much exclusively runs category extensions.
one more
our boy still holding on and you guys getting filtered by a troon voice? tsk tsk, do better, /v/
At least it's speedrunning.
He didn't pussy out and he got it in the end, I respect it.
HEY Y'ALL
OH MY SCIENCE! THE YETEE!!!!
I was happy to see Odyssey at GDQ again but this guy isn't even that good https://www.speedrun.com/users/CheeseJay
>>742739378Being LEGALLY blind doesn't necessarily mean you can't see.
I can't believe the American hydration meme infected the rest of the world through world cup
>>742739261>>742739378and how is the internet bad for its mental health if it can't see it?
>king JO
HYDRATION BREAKPresented by the yeti
THANKS, YETEE!
>>742738991is that mark wahlburg in the back?
>>742739378its not actual blindness anon
>tune in>fletchisafurry on the mic>tune out
>>742739338not from what I can tell
>>742739424>98thGrim
>>742739424Pathetic
>>742739261seriously?
>>742739413Art imitates life.
>>742739338It's a basically no major skips. All other categories have been ran already.Just realized the fat guy is called Cheese
>>742739338speedrun.com shows it's a category extension, which means it's one of those quirky categories that only retards run because they can't do the main categories
>>742739424Can GDQ get popular/good runners anymore? Probably a waste of time for them
Thanks joeyy
>>742739338It's a category extension. Odyssey has dozens of them. There are 100 ASM runs in comparison to nearly 5000 for Any%.
>All Story MoonsIsn’t this just any%?
>>742739424He doesn't even have a run for this category.The estimate would be 33rd, out of 111.
WEEEEE
>>742739378legally blind means ur too blind to drive n shiet nah mean? the opps wont letchu
I love the movement in Odyssey.
>>742739438>>742739457I dunno about burgerstan but where I come from being blind means you literally can't see. Is "legally blind" another one of them made up disabilities?
The audience can stop that now.
>>742739482Yea but it’s incredibly vague to what actually happened
>>742739526She was banned for mogging all of the other 'women'
>>742739547Yes, but Any% skips story moons.
>>742739445>You have to listen to an text-2-speech AI reading posts grooming you and then insulting you after you transitionedIt's probably worse than reading.
>>742739469Ok, I found it -- https://www.speedrun.com/smoce?h=All_Story_Moons -- but he isn't on the leaderboard at all.
Why are they clapping and weeing?
>>742738714The moment I saw the singer I knew I wasn’t going to be to happy there
>>742739621Why aren't you?
>Any/All>90 minute run
>>742739486He doesn't even have a listed time there
Why are they still doing the WEEE noise. Is this going to go on all week.
>>742739594So it’s an even more arbitrary version of any%? I guess all the categories really are arbitrary.
Oh joy, autistic crowd time. Wtf game earlier started this?
>>742739636I'm clapping like a retarded seal in here
>>742739321Anon...you've been posting this link for like 8 years now. Don't you think it's time to move on?
>>742739658kek
>>742739261>crayfish autonomy researchholy fuck this broad is nuts even by lgbbq standards
Migged>weeeeMUTED
you now remember this
>>742739572IIRC the definition is that you have some kind of vision impairment that can't be corrected by glasses/contactsEx. glaucoma
>>742739662Categorization is itself an arbitrary action
>>742739662Cosmo made a video about this and people shat on him for it but it's true. The more categories a game gets, the more the entire concept of running it devalues. SM64 has 5 core runs, but there's no glitchless equivalent and 0, 1 & 16 star are functionally identical to each other in spots. We should have never went past Any% and 100%.
>>742739368always pops me
>>742739745
>>742739572https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/legally-blindTL;DR legal blindness is "your vision is shit, even with corrective lenses"
>>742739745This was cringekino tho
who's the best girl at GDQ nowadays?kungfufruitcup got so fatI think it might be rubie hart
Is CM Punk gonna show up tonight on RAW
>>742739660The crowd always picks some obnoxious word or noise to repeat for the entire event.
whats the tranny count so far
>>742739592Worth it.
>>742739660yeah i was looking forward to this but that is too obnoxious and I'm too old for this shit.
>>742739745I remember the other girl getting jealous of the attention not being on her so she forced herself in and they both sucked at singing
>>742739829GRIM
>>742739801hey rubie do you have any insider info on wtf game & shout got cancelled over
>>742739801Sent./thread
>>742739771>the more the entire concept of running it devalueDidn't stop Super Metroid and its various categories for low%.
>Any/all>WEE after every fucking moonI've tolerated enough troons and terrible runs but this year has to be the worst start to a GDQ right? They're not even hiding the mental illness anymore
Isn't it time to admit that SM64 is the only good game for speedrunning that has ever existed?
>>7427398141 gorillion
>>742739834Mute it every time they get a moon. And take a shot
>>742739801If you're into Eldritch horrors, sure
This runner isn't doing any of the major tricks wtf. You're supposed to completely skip the 2D section of the pyramid.
WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>742739814Only (you) so far
>>742739865DAWN
Fuck it, I'm out.Hopefully I'll catch SS2 run.
>>742739745Best thing is that they didn't even meet the incentives and they still did it
>one hour mario 64 tasjesus fuck
>>742740028Lol
I've hit my limit. Goodnight /v/
>>742739572yes
>any/all
Does this runner use Any/All pronouns because they're the size of several people?
>>742740028It was pretty decent.
>Donation is clap WEEEAnd that's a mute.
>>742739745Got to put the art degree to work.
I miss the single clap on collecting shit over ORB, WAH, & WEEE.
when did sgdq start??? I just noticed the threads..
>>742740071Night anon!
Wow that was fucking awkward
why do these fat fuck trannies have the most stereotypical nerd voice you can punch from 50 feet awayjust one regular voice please who happens to be obese
>obese>any/all>autism accent>weeeyep it's GDQ
any cringekino yet??
>>742740028Erm, you can't speak the truth! BANNED
>>742740028The early GDQ's with mario party grudge match bonus streams, and ultrajman crying at the end every time? Pure kino
>>742740084It's just his preferred meal
>>742739808>Sami Zayne is current champnot watching this garbage, fuck triple nose
>>742740119>summer gooning done quick
>>742738613>goes to sleep>runs get worseWhat happened
Why must their wee be so gay?
>>742740050>90% of gameplay time is just building up BLJ speed
Will hey you pikachu be cringe kino?
>>742739954I thought their LGBT non-binary mascot was a velociraptor
Jesus christ, is it just me or does that thing look like the murderer from Longlegs ?
>>742739801my wife, swiftalu
Y’know GDQ doesn’t just send invites randomly. It’s a submission form people fill out. Honestly it’s not the runner’s fault if they get it. It’s on that game’s community and better runners if they don’t get in, cuz they don’t submit!
>>742740153
>>742740291I don't blame the runner for showing up. It's really just pathetic for GDQ, this is a mainline mario game for kami's sake.
Mmmmm nope, that's enough WEEEEEEEEEEEE for one day
>>742740313By this logic, doesnt that mean they advocate for children having sex?
>>742739801Just stick to the ESA gals.
>>742740313>SHE WAS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK SHE WAS BASICALLY A CHILD HOW DARE YOU DATE HER WHEN YOU ARE 27 YEARS OLD!These are the exact same people that would say this
>>742740164Remember when the afterstream was going on for days? And when knitting bitch spent hours with her hand up waiting for a high-five from Mister K? And people were just hanging out and playing anything they wanted without any schedule during the afterstream? GDQ 2013 was the best one.
>>742740378yeah lol
>>742740389it's fucking dead bruv
>>742740291No it's GDQ's fault for alienating all normal, actually entertaining runners from wanting to spend money to show up
This thread moves faster than the gdq chat
>>742739662every category is "even more" arbitrary any% is the least arbitrary category for every game
>>742740081>any subject pronouns>ALL object pronounsquite literally incoherent
>>742740378These are the "trans rights" that the people of GDQ fight for
>keiz didn't deserve to be cuckedYes he did. The guy is a total piece of shit. I lurked his stream after GDQ one time and besides having less than 30 viewers he was a passive aggressive little bitch. He's just one of those people who are an asshole regardless.
>>742739814we haven't invented the math to calculate it
>>742740237lmao
Do we still get runners at these events that post in these threads?
>>742740359shikata-nai, kyodai
>>742740313We won't even let children decide their own diet because what they want is retarded.
>>742740420Mayor K had no time for that basic bitch. The chaos of the long bonus stream was the best. GDQ died forever when they got rid of it.
>>742739801i don't think conventionally feminine presenting biofems show up to these anymore
let's go cheesegay!
>Let's Go Cheese Gay
>Let's go Cheese Gay!lmao gottem
>fat fuck doesn't know a single other cheese besides americanactual dino nugget autism holy shit
>>742739921This is true if you’re a Nintendo faggot who only watches SummoningSalt
CHEESEGAY HAHA
They're clapping a beat early now and its pissing me off.I am the original Orb
>>742740518At GDQ? No. ESA has a few though, even including one of the tech crew that plays the Plum video when we tell him to
>>742740457its just 1 person...
>Cheesegay
>american cheesethe fucking state of USAim out, good night
>>742740313Why does children being able to live life in the way they feel most comfortable scare you so much?
>>742740490How is any doing today? I haven't seen all since yesterday. It's easy.
>>742740119slants are so butterface
What are we drinking tonight lads?
DickCheeseJay
>>742740601Name 2 good speedgames
>>742740518ESA, it has attractive women too
>>742740237kek
do trans people play magic the gathering? i wonder how they deal with words like "any" and "all"
>>742740505Based Keiz hater Press S to spit on Keiz
>>742738613I saw part of DKC, but I've been a bit busy... looks like I didn't really miss anything though. Glad to be back with you fags.Now somebody explain to me why the captcha is so shit.
>>742740628>>742740589Alright name two cheeses other than American without looking it up then
>>742740378The whole transgenderism is the ultimate expression of corporatism, people will literally celebrate telling children that the natural insecurities that come with adolescence means that they’re wrong and sick and need to pay to be on hormones and drugs for the rest of their lives
>>742740641I have a Brazilian limeade but I’m going to need something stronger
>>742740678thats the ELP poster
Donate something corny that will be read and can him BigJay. 99% they don't catch it since we are all thinking it.
>>742740748dickcheese and gouda
>>742740748parmesan cheesy bread
>>742740748yellow cheese, white cheese, and mixed yellow-white cheeseThere I named three. Checkmate
>>742740748swissmozzarella
>>742740748Swiss and bree.
>>742740641Diet pepsi
WHERE'S BIGJON
>>742739258That's not real.
>>742740678
>>742740050Hating on TAS's is so normie coded they're at least far better than DEI tranny runs like this
>cheesejay liked that
>>742740237MOOOOOOTHHHEEEEERFAAAAAATTHHHHEEEER
>>742740748Gouda and fromunda
>>742740748are you retarded?
>>742740748Red Leicester and Double Gloucester
>>742740840
>>742739921Not even the best Mario game.
it looks any/all is jerking off lol
>>742740842I just miss when TAS at GDQ meant stupidly fast run of a game via stacking a lot of glitches. Least this one has potential to be that, and not some bait & switch where it's ACE and turns the game into Color a Dinosaur.
>>742740748Manchego Feta
>>742740748cheezitscheese whizz
>>742740313Yeah, these are the greeks who sit in bath houses and fuck children and make a bunch of bullshit logic to validate their desire split a small child in half for some reason.
>>742740898damn size queen
>>742740767ELP is leaving Nooj
Fun fact, this marks the 15th year anniversary of GDQ never missing an incentive! We did it!
>>742740518maybe, but i hear staff monitors the thread and actively punish anyone they can identify.
>>742740457I unminimized the chat just to see if this is true and the twitch chat literally moves at half the speed these threads get replies. If the entire gdq banlist were to be printed on a4 paper it would fill an office building.
I hate all this clapping.
>>742740641Sprite cherry lime, nigga
I hate the audience so much.
>Hello sir, may I take your order?Uhhh I'll have any/all.
>>742740996sad but he doesn't have much to offer anymore, hes been going through the motions since Hikuleo left
AHHHHHHH
I can finally mute happily
ew
>>742741126Came here to post this.
>>742741060Go hate Freedom somewhere else commie
>>742740748BrieGoudaMunsterBleu
Can someone say that Fletch raped them so we can get rid of this faggot too?
>>742740641whiskey with coke
>>742740540even ecker got a gf...
Are there stats on how many runners/couch are actually trans?
>>742741083I'll take an it/fae to go
I don't feel so good Herr Doktor .........
>>742740457fucking glaciers move faster than gdq chat
>>742739745made me unironically miss sumi singing snake eater
>>742740748Edam and Gouda because I like them and Emmental because I despise it.
>>742740953Based
>Host: Donate to MSRF!>troon: uhhh lets not [not in context of host babble]>crew: YOU BETTER CORRECT THAT TRANNY RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM TO DONATE TO US RIGHT THE FUCK NOW>Couch: Yeah no, definitely donate to MRSF guys! That wasn't to the host!
>>742739378win+ctrl+enter
What is HRH Mod for bioshock infinite?
>>742741190Casual observation, 70%.
>>742741231These moderators don't watch the stream or video games. They just cherry pick shit out of context to mute/ban.
>>742741206>Fire alarm (again)Fuuuuuuuuck I missed it
>>742741206>Wokey Kong 64That was such a borderline cringekino run.
>>742741206every eventworse than the last
>>742739801The conservative choice is obviously Jaidlyn. But my heart belongs to anarchy.
>>742741206Not the final chart, you're missing the last game Pokémon emerald
>>742739801cosmo
>>742741206>the FFT run where the runner had to pause to take a massive dump
>>742741314No fire alarm yet. That was AGDQ.
Pauline? But that's an old hag!
>>742740527https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaJYrC7uRUIjO0hGgvROuagZIjLL0vl5Xcheck out this playlist. the game lineup is insane. It has all the normal runs and bonus stream.apparently knitting bitch kept her hand help up for 4 games, trying to get a high-five from werster lol.I might watch it all.
>>742741398Did that actually happen
>>742741393Nova is male again.
Audience, and the fat downie runner is an easy Z for this run. I can't unmute this shit
>>742740748cheddarmanta ray jackfarmer johno reggieannogouda munsterlimburgcottageemmentalbriemascarponehavartimozzarellaasiagio
>>742739261>and have won an award for my crayfish autonomy researchWhat in the actual FUCK?
>>742741268its a typo, they meant HRT mod
I clap whenever my wifes boyfriend makes her make happy sounds
Have there been any good runs so far this marathon?
.................. and last Summer >>742741387damn, remember what it was rated?
ORB
>>742741431yes he speedran his shit at least
>>742741478Sure good ones but 0 great runs.
>>742741398honestly surprised this doesn't happen more often during multi-hour runs
>>742741398>>742741431Yes, it was glorious.
Will clank be worth staying up for
>>742741513They wear diapers.
If only this had lives like Sunshine. I'd love this run to collapse halfway through like the Sunshine run a few years back. That was hilarious.
>>742740241I’m a swift head myself so I wanted to acknowledge our kinship
>>742740657I’ll name 2 Nintendo speedgames and 18 extra non-Nintendo cuz fuck youSuper MetroidZelda: Breath of the WildSonic Adventure DXTitanfall 2Hollow KnightRatchet and Clank Half Life 1Metal Gear Solid 3GTA Vice CityMirror’s EdgeSpyro the DragonSuper Monkey BallCelesteDoom EternalLies of PHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (PC)Crash Team RacingNinja Gaiden BlackSuper Meat BoyNeopets the Darkest Faerie
>>742739261what a delightful case for getting rid of american colleges and the department of education
>>742740457
>>742741612All shit
I LOVE PAULINE
>>742741513They probably speed run their dumps
This runner is a rude fucking cunt"Someone explain this trick"
>>742739261>I know I have a lot of eyes on me right now>22 likes
Why isn't KFF singing?
>>742741612>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (PC)GDQbros don't look.......
>>742741439And a furry host...this is cooked
>>742741696She's saving her throat ;)
>>742738613The votes are so low compared to even just the last event >>742741206
cheese
>>742741745Bro......
>>742741696she's throat deep in Talon's indian DICK, they re-unite every GDQ to hook up for the entire event and laugh about what a betamale fifidragon is
I'm starting to think odyssey was actually mid
>>742741819It's no masterpiece.
>>742741797>t. fifidragon
>>742741819I thought that was the consensus since day 1
>>742741754It's pretty similar when you only compare the first day between the 2.
>>742741819it's probably the weakest 3d Mario
Cheesejay may look chunky, but how does xhe taste?
>>742741819It's probably the best Mario game
64>Sunshine>Odyssey>Galaxy. Haven't played 3D World.
>>742741819it can be a fun speed game, but this is the worst possible way to show that
>>742741819It took you this long?
>>742741486Yeah I got you, here
>>742741715Lowkey a banger run that was at SGDQ 2016. Shame it’s not woke enough for the SGDQ of today
>>742741776those bricks at the store all taste the same it drives me nuts
i've only rated one run so far, even though i'm constantly in the thread.just can't bring myself to watch most of this shit anymore. good bants though.
>>742741929Jesus
>>742741981Those ratings were deserved
>YOU GOT A MOONYOU GOT A MOON>YOU GOT A MOONYOU GOT A MOONWhy are Nintendo games like this? It's obvious you got the moon.
>>742742013I think it might have been the single worst thing GDQ has ever done.
>>742741981All me
>>742739261MrRapeAndGape went after a blind thing? Jesus
Never played more than a half hour of Odyssey. Seemed like forced sovl.
Odyssey was alrightNot a bad game at all like how /v/ pretends it is, but it's fine
>>742741849must suck to suck white boi, she's built for BIC, Talon's been on that for YEARS
WEEEEWEEEEWEEEE
>>742741819It was okay, just oversaturated with moons.
>>742741819it was made so Japanese train commuters could have bite size accomplishments
>>742742018they lost the rights to the star
>>742741967
>>742742051This is the FFT runner btw
>>742742018Cheap dopamine hit to keep the tiktok generation engaged. Nintendo is a very insidious company and design all their games like this now
>>742741942At least we won't see it get played by a bad runner
>>742742087OY VEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT A STAR? SHALOM, THAT'S NOT FOR GOYIM
>>742741819yeahsunshine was peak mario
>>742741929Easily the worst event in GDQ history
Do they even count anything on Youtube toward the donation totals or anything? You'd think they'd be pushing memberships there alongside Twitch subscriptions and caring about superchats.
>>742742083yea it's the constant moon finding that's pissing me off feels a bit much
>>742742018its a kids game anon
i always forget how retarded you guys are
>>742742171What'd I do?
>>742742171Not me. I never lost control
>>742741929>that split fiction run>that bill nye "run"
Im actually thinking about going to gdq and leaving a maga hat somewhere...you think the would be able to find me?
>>742742143Its amazing how dead the yt chat is
>>742742171
>>742742018you got to read this unskippable dialogue scene where they explain the reason to you
>>742742171Spell icup nigga
>>742742171Rude much?
>>742742171First day on 4chan?
yeah maybe lay off the cheese you freak
>>74274181964 >>> Sunshine > galaxy 2 > galaxy odyssey
THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE A NERD!
>>742742319Guy on left is bricked up
>>742742226Yes, they would demand to see footage of the facility, and will spend several hours trying to track your ass down.I don't think the stream room/run room is open to the public, so you leave behind some form of identity trail for them to try to dox you unless you use fake credentials and give them money.Then knowing them, they would unironically go online to ask for people to dox you.
>>742741981>>742742013what happened here
whos that boss?
>>742742402Nothing. Stop asking questions.
>>742742171Compared to the rest of the board, we're at least still above the average...
>>742742402If you think keiz murdered pokemon runs at GDQ, you didn't know bad it could fucking get.
>>742742402I guess you could say those runs were a bit...coaly
Imagine the absolute freak pretending to be a 6 year old just to get a donation read out
>>742742141The fire alarm was genuinely the best part.
>>742742450Yeah i dundo whadaht anonnuh talknigngnf bflfppflfptt :D
so the *clap* WHEEE is gonna be tried in the next run but is gonna get shot down by the organizers isn't it
>>742742450Never visit /ic/ where everyone has Dunning-Kruger's.
>>742741929>PoE2damn I must have missed that one
>>742742486they probably have a kiwifarms thread so no need to imagine
>>742742529they are going to turn it into the newest big event in-joke and do it every single runthis your first gdq or something?
>>742742554simple but effective
>>742742560They said trans rights, just before the ACK on character selection or some shit.
>>742742529They'll just lower the audio feed from the audience.Also can someone DLSS5 this runner?
Any runs you're actually looking forward to?
>>742742487She's so pretty...
>>742742402a lets play of a custom made romhack full of cheats to make the game as easy as possible with the gimmick of "random" pokemon
Is GDQ merch really that profitable?
>>742742486>dad asks do you want to donate?>you say yes>dad writes the message>dads spends money on it>dad presses sendstill technically the 6 year old's donation
>>742742619No.
Jesus, they are so desperate, this is like final day "we are holding you hostage until we get funny arbitrary number" levels of pressure.
>>742742636that sounds awful
>>742742619whenever youre on
>>742742402>zero skill pokemon run>nepo run by a staff member>audience incentive to screw him over AKA pad the game>romhack>hacked “safety move” that is 100% accurate and always super effective>nonspeedrun of a shitty hack as a finale for a speedrun event>fire alarm was pulled half way through
>>742742660It's a nice tax write-off and marketing to the dumbest, most susceptible audience on the planet
>>742742619Streets of Rage
>>742742619the SM64 TAS could be good
>STOMP>STOMP>WHEEEEE
>>742742619System Shock II being ran by BloodThunder later tonight, Dark Forces II after that, Disney's Magical Quest 3 with Gigyasblues and Buffalo Boone a couple of hours after that
>>742742756
>>742742619Runescape
>>742742619Mega Man for DOS should be fun, it's the same lipsy autist that runs Quest for Glory 2 and other old point n clicks, other than that just RE9 Requim i guess
>>742742560The timer reads TRANS RIGHTS when it starts.PoE2 starts with 6 people getting hanged.
>>742741929DK64 Never 4get
>>742742756It will be a TAS. You already saw hundreds of those. The only difference is that some people will sit on the couch awkwardly while trying to explain what a TAS is.
>>742742801i think TAS is cool and i enjoy SM64
>>742742619The Evil Within 2
>>742742756no it won't
>>742739209Hero
>>742742619Maybe Banjo_tooie? Oh wait, it's at fucking midnight on a work week... How about the Wind Waker randomizer? Oh, thats at 10 am on a work week.I swear to god, whoever makes the schedule for this event fucks me every single time.
*CLAP*
>>742742801Is your entire personality cat reaction images
AND WE'VE GOT A DONATION OF 300 COCK CAGES FROM THE YETEE!!!!!!!!!
>>742742801not him, but yes.
>>742742943
>>742742560it was actually good, shame about the timeslot though
>spoils a movieThanks commentary.
>>742742943Where do you think you are? Are you going to complain about amine grils, too?
>>742743034I bet he played something gay like the witch
RnBrie... he he.
>>742743061yes
>>742743015That's an odd looking cat.
>>742741431>>742741398
>>742742907>rosalina porn... kino...But also, they met a donation incentive before meeting the game to be played. The fucking avarice is insane."Lets try to get more hype for this event. Okay launch in incentive that we will tack on, and say it will contribute towards the game, but make it so they still need to paypig 1500 more."And the annoucment for getting the pinata party, absolute silence. Lmao no one wants this shit GDQ.
>>742743121>I can't be doin with this shit
>>742741610based
this amount of onions on this stream has turned me trans. sorry y'all i'm troonin out!
>>742743096Big nigga marauder. It was a good run IF you like Diablolikes but not that interesting for a layman.
>>742743096he picked warrior, actually
>>742743217HOOOYP
>>742743217just be a pretty agp crossdresser and don't try to mix it and real life together
How do people marathon this shit? I feel like I've been screamed at for hours
>>742743217remember to shave and shower regularly and keep your balls
>>742743218>>742743231Now I feel bad that I missed the run
>>742743217You got rights now but what about the lefts?
>>742743217Now let's get you some rights (unprotected children)
>>742743281keep my balls what?
>>742743258i unironically would turbo mog all of these faggots if i crossdressed. not really something to brag about but I just look girlish.
i still have no clue what trans rights are
>>742743265this is only like 10% of their power level
>>742743265same, the overenthusiasm is exhausting.especially when the hosts chime in, always yelling.
>>742743323you can't say something like that and not prove it
>>742743217mario has always been onions
>>742743323The femboy is a dying breed since trannies groom them and tell them they're girls. Even sadder is the loss of Tomboys.
>>742743335Telepathetically telling people what their gender is so they don't call them by the wrong pronoun
Gonna go bake my chocolate chip cookies I made a couple days ago. If the run ends before I get back, I rate it an F for Feta
>>742743362I think the sound file might be dead, Anon.
>>742743265Typically I like the calmer segments.GDQ is desperate for money this year so they are more in your face than ever trying to pressure paypigs to fork it over sooner than normal.Not very good behavior for a charity event.
>>742743412NINTENDO!
>>742743392
>>742743464think so too... >ogre dies>sound goes along with itI'll fix it tomorrow when I'm more motivated or something
>>742743323>tfw no pretty bf to get HOOOOOYYYYPPP withsucks being ugly
>>742743437F for futa rosalina....
>>742743464just like
>>742743437have fun
>>742743498L O N D O N
>>742743503Catbox is now killing old files.
>>742743437post cookie pics when able
>>742743265mute button. I havent been able to listen to this marathon for years now
>>742743498i doubt thats you
>>742743437Please send a pic when they're done!
>>742743498Are those panties?
Chart-anon. Any chance of an option to split the columns by day? I don't care which timezone you use to determine the splits.
Crashing this wedding...
>>742743540thankfully I always feared this so I kept the mp3s but it's still a shitty system cause I've made like 8 of these and it's a pain to fix everything
>>742743598WITH NO CISVIVORS!
>>742743437You're baking cookies you made days ago?What?
>>742743701You make the dough and put it in the fridge so you can bake them later.
>>742743701i assume fae means the dough
I didn't realize so many young women were into speedrunning. Maybe I will start so I can meet a girlfriend.
>>742743736Oh. But they're not cookies if it's just a lump of dough
>>742743780Cookie dough...
>>742743780I bet you support abortion
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>742743780Okay anti-abortion chud.
>>742743780based existentialist >>742743736based determinist
>>742743829>>742743862What does the state of dough have to do with abortion?
IM A CHOKESTER
That was a really bad choke
SAY
this guy fucking sucks
y'all are cute as heck <3 hehe
these disneyesque mario songs are cringe
>>742743829Abortion prevents more crime than the police.
This was the greatest run I have ever seen. :)
RATE THE RUN
Those two women in the front row need to be removed from the event. They are making me feel dysphoric, and I'm pretty sure they're doing it on purpose.
16min under WR.
>>742743552>>742743576Thread might end before they're done, but keep an eye out! I'll definitely post them.>>742743701Yeah, like others said, just made the dough a few days ago. I find the cookies taste better after the dough ages a few days in a sealed container in the fridge.I was back in time to rateF for FETA
>>742744074D
>>742744074B
Awesome to see this amazing runner destroy one of my favorite childhood games!
>>742744074CNot boring, but not terrible.
>>742744074C
>>742744074D for regular chokes and WEEE. Couch commentary was actually ok for once minus some pandering to the runner.
i'll give you one more wee*pisses all over the floor*
>>742744074C.
>randomizer mod>switch gameUhhhhhhh @Nintendo @FBI @ADL @POTUS, DO SOMETHING.
1:25:56. His first time in this category.24th best time.
>>742744074C only saved by Odyssey being a pretty cool game to speedrun. Hated everything else
>>742744074D for didn't watch
>>742744074D for Dump ass
>speedrunning romhacks nobody has playedwhat the fuck
>>742744074CJust mid all around.
>>742744074B. I like bing bing wahhoo.
>>742744128>per capitaYou can't fool people with your racist ass statistics anymore whitey
I wonder how much money goes into GDQ admin.
>>742744218>>742744218>>742744218
It's so funny how women spend the entire time looking at themselves on the playback screen.
>>742744074Z , if your runner isn't even in the top 10 why even have them???
nice ad
>>742744074D only because Odyssey is just fun to watch but his run sucked
WHO IS THE CUTE BOY TO THE RIGHT OF THE FATTY ON THE COUCH
>>742744074CNot really sure why he played a category he had never done before. There's clearly some knowledge of the game
>>742744350some nepo baby. They wouldn't allow a normal aryan guy on otherwise.
>>742744074 B
>>742744074ZZZWEE
>>742744128should we send all the men too?that would eliminate 88% of homicides and 99% of rapes
>>742744837If you just arrest the brown ones the crime rate goes down drastically
>>742744074Super F
