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thank you cheesegay for that great run!
Migged, but at what cost....
Mig
Cringe kino incoming?
>We combine cursed things togetherOkay adef and speedrunning.
IT'S PIKACHU XD
Trans rights
>>742744218Migged.
WHO IS THE CUTE BOY TO THE RIGHT OF THE NECKBEARD ON THE COUCH
ll never understand how GDQ allows speedrunners that just…. miss… tricks. I feel like there has to be pools of speedrunners that won’t miss simple tricks. idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this
A new Migger has appeared!Anon approaching
this du got chicken legs
another theatre kid segment
>NakedBANNED
Looks like Rosalina posting is over for now, at least until the next Mario game I'm here for. Cookies are in the oven.
>>742744334xhe migged?dew it.
WE MUST BE BETTER SPEEDRUNNERS
It's Fortnite dude
Jumpscare
IM A HEADBANGA
miggy
I hate miggers.
>>742744438Literally begging to have the GH guy do an edit
its hard to believe we are of the same species
Miggaaaaaaaaaaa
oh boy more skits
trans rights count so far?
Migged...but at what cost...
lebron james with his iconic shoulder basketballs
>>742744424The best fighting game players drop something like 10~15% of their combos while sweating real games. I don't follow speedrunning, but it's probably fair to assume that speedrunners have to roll a d20 to perform each trick.
>>742744509God pigs are so fucking cute.
don't deadopen inside
>>742744505i'm gonna puke
>>742744631and tasty
>>742744424personally I can't even shoryuken consistently so I try not to judge
>>742744509Me and my wife and kids if I had a wife and kids.
WHAT'S THAT GENDER?
>>742744473Patiently waiting for cookie time
>Two Samus's with Mega Man>That sounds like a fan-fiction... I don't know why I said thatSo, confirmed... adef is a gooner
>>742744424Because IDENTITY POLITICS means they have a smaller pool of skilled speedrunners to pull from.
Adef wont make it. He keeps breaking the No Fun mandate made to protect advertisers.
Creepypasta slime
>>742744505Not beating the "it's just a fetish" allegations.
>made one slightly funny joke>had to roll back on it and question why they made the jokePeak showcase that these people can be funny, but are forced not to be.
>>742744676adef commissioned all those pics...
>>742744473Oh shit nigga thanks for reminding me I have to get the lasagna out of the oven
These people are insufferable
>>742744638I'm gonna puke
>Who's that pokemon?!?>It's a shittily drawn Ocarina!!!
Nasty stick legs ugh.
do people drink redbull unironically?
Just glanced overLook at this absolute specimen.
Suspicious amount of people in the crowd. What gives?
>>742744786people have been running with that 'jigglypuff seen from above' bullshit for 25 years
>>742744786You're supposed to think it's DQ Slime...
Who's that pokemon?
BLACK IN A FLASH!
>>742744828Nintendo adults
>thanks so much that was hilariouseverytime these people make these performative affirming statements theyre so flat and forced they feel like sarcasm
>>742744828Pokemon game.
>>742744820Is this the nigga that gave Harry Potter his gold in the first movie?
>>742744424That's assuming the good speedrunners bother submitting anything. Or what that submitted got accepted.Not everyone has the time/money to travel to these events. Not everyone is interested. Some people can't handle having that many viewers, a lot of speedrunners are used to streaming to like 15 viewers tops.Sometimes they're gonna be stuck taking what they can get.
>>742744828Soup Maraio Odeissy
>>742744801I never liked Red Bull, the cans are too small and the flavor tastes mediocre. Even Monster is nasty to me now. The only good energy drink is NOS.
>>742744862thats the joke anon
Why is this same tranny squad doing another segment?
>>742744845UNIT
>>742744885>That's assuming the good speedrunners bother submitting anything.Did they stop making the submission list public to determine if that's the case?
>>742744910They should have made Ellen Page be Mario in Mario Odyssey.
>>742744874That's Warwick Davis, put some honor on his name nigga
>>742744438spooky scary skeleton
mario odyssey movie when?
>>742744424The five GDQ options are:>safe speedruns that will reliably come in under time, largely depends on the quality of the commentary>risky unsafe speedruns that came fuck up and be a trainwreck, all or nothing entertainment>cutting edge speedruns that usually resets at end game because they failed a 3% trick but still show off neat tricks so you get what you get>gimmick speedruns/modes that can be the stupidest waste of time or something actually funny >tranny speedruns that give you a chance to do something else
what video games release this month
>>742744956That person no longer exists. We lost a tomboy that day.
>>742744801Lunaaa, can you give us a quick rundown of energy drink consumption by age, race and gender demographics? Exclude alcoholic beverage mixes for the sake of brevity, thanks.
>>742744984Three years from now so they have time to make new games that tie into IP that are shoefisted into the movie.
>>742744845ITS TROGLODYTE
im on the john and its just been a constant semi solid stream for the last 10 minutes im not gonna make it in time for pikachu
>>742745013we got that splatoon spinoff game and uhhhhh
>>742744975Key please, retardLamp please, faggot
>>742745064uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>742745013Why? It's the year of the backlog. Clean your closets.
>>742745094vaxx status?
>>742745013there's a new doom dlc releasing tomorrowi bet you had no clue
HEY YOU GOYIMCHU!
This is your announcer. Say something nice about she/it
>bioshock infinite in 3 hours>6 am for mebros ... go on without me
When is the Concord speedrun?
>im surprised by all the ninetails love im not
Hey you peecarshoe is a high skill game though
hell yeah AMD cpus!
>>742745256Dead eyes
>>742745256I want to kiss her pussy
>>742745013がんばれゴエモン大集合 already came out.
>>742745256So close but yet so far
>>742743589
From Wikipedia; In terms of human pokemon compability, Vaporeon is the..
>>742745013My cum.
SPIKEVEGETA on couch
>>742745256Punchable throat
AY YO NIGGACHU!
>another host on the couchThis is pretty much one big circle jerk huh
>>742745256>she/her>actually a tranny>she/they>biological woman with mental issuesgenuine clown world
Too bad all the real, good/decent looking females no longer go. (It's obvious why not.) Would be pretty easy to get laid at this by being one of, if not the only, guys in shape.
pikachu fondle my penis
oh right, anything somewhat interesting must be ruined by being a race
Spike coming out full force tonight, looking good sounding good, it’s gonna be a run for sure
I loved Hey You Pikachu but one day the microphone disappeared so I couldn’t play it anymore. A family member probably threw it out because they were annoyed by me talking to Pikachu.
>>742745361All that red...
>she/itthe fuck?
>>742745401Women use she/they to virtue signal because it's free.
>>742745415>runner in second place>starts raping faster than eminem
>>742744670Cookies are done.
>>742745387I'm up next guys, wish me luck.
>>742745462that's what i do after i eat mexican food
>>742745482I appreciate the salt. That always makes cookies better.
>>742745482Nice.
>>742745471
Taking Pikachu to the... bedroom?
>>742745462are you screwing over the bloodline again tonight
wasn't this a blockbuster exclusive back in the day or what was that the snapshot game?
Why are they doing Gawr Gura impressions?
>tap in for 10 seconds>obnoxious loud as fuck laughing at nothing from the retard on the left of the couch>she/itnah
>>742745482I NEED THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT
>>742745361>Vaginerwhat?
>not fat pickachu' dropped
>>742745256
>>742745415I hate this, I was mildly interested until I saw it was a race and spikevegeta on the couch who's going to be LOUD=FUNNY the whole time
>>742745361Is Thirsty Suitors worth watching as cringekino or is it so bad it's not even entertaining?
>>742745415The race and commentary are the only things interesting here. Hey You Pikachu is boring as fuck.
>>742745256>Say something nice about she/itWOULD
>>742745541Neither, the only Blockerbuster exlusives I can't think of are Scultpter's Cut, NFL Blitz special edition, and something else
>>742745551imagine eminem's gaping hole
>>742745256She's pretty cute.
>two grown men cosplaying Pokemon trainers saying "Ah" repeatedlyCringekino?
What went wrong?
>>742745491rest in peace your throat
>>742745482nice
A
>>742745614clayfighter?
Diddy's ah quest
>>742745482There's only one cookie /v/ cares for.
>>742745672This mew is asking for it.
Fucking Pikachu on Third day
These dudes laughing at nothing
>>742745670
>>742745582a race is a universal negative. it lowers the quality of the run no matter the game or runners
>>742745551KWAB
>>742745256Nice hair and glasses.
>>742745482Perfect, they look delicious! That you for sharing, Rosalina baker!
>>742745710Clayfighter's is the one called Sculptor's Cut
Hey You, Chillet coming soon
>>742745825Lmao wtf
>>742745830gotcha, thanks.
>I'm so glad I didn't do research for this runDoesn't sound too informative to me, spicfajita
>>742745570>and spikevegeta on the couch who's going to be LOUD=FUNNYKek>>742745759Kek
>>742745776I like some of the races. It's nice seeing someone get mogged and then everyone else tries to be supportive and act like they did a good job until they dnf out of embarrassment or finish over estimate.
everything makes sense when you realize these people care about fitting in and be social with one another than games or anything else.its funny because the game is bad and were playing it.im happy laughing because were together and agreeing and affirming one another.popular status quo opinion of thing?, of course thats my opinion too
Post THAT Spike tweet.
>>742745896Spike is letting shit organically develop rather than falling back on rehearsal and memorization. Where he lacks knowledge, he supplants the vacuum with charisma and charm.
Why is this a race?
>>742744218I wont stop miggering (yes, miggering)I'm figgering on miggeringAnd miggering is triggering more miggering
>>742745971Autism.
How much would GDQ viewership improve if spikevegeta got lynched on stream?
This game look comfy
>>742745776Nah, races are fun for gimmick games or high-end running. Plus they're the best way to feature randomizers or shit like Stardew Valley.
when we rented this game as a kid I thought I could talk to pikachu so I'd ask it to go to bulbasaur's cave and shit like that like the game would code itself in real time to match my designs but obv it didn't work so I didn't play the game for very long cause I didn't understand it
>>742744536>>742744438
>>742745971makes it funnier
>>742745971You can’t just ask someone why their race is a race
>>742745940I mean this in the most respectful way possible: You are autistic.
>>742746038It would plummet. Spike is a lynchpin.
this is brutal
>>742746038he invented speedrunning though
she/IT? they're an object?
>>742745971more people to scream and be so hilarious with + letting two runners get on stage and self promote
Is this game's camera always locked on Pikachu?
my ip range is image banned so>azumanga daioh character saying あ.jpg
>>742746121It are not objects, bigot
>there are only two people chatting in the youtube chatHoly shit
>>742746045no, it divides attention, shrinks screens, and commentary becomes less about explaining tricks and more about OH MY GOD HES ONLY 10MIN BEHIND bullshit
>>742746047Maybe he works at meta?
gdq on da 'log
this run is draining my energy
>>742746204america is so cool
aah
>>742745516Same. I also brown the butter to add some extra nuttiness. I like adding just a tiny bit of cinnamon (probably less than 1/8th of a teaspoon) for some warmth. Not enough to be overbearing in anyway. I added a tiny bit of nutmeg as well with a mesh sifter to grab any larger chunks.>>742745523>>742745672>>742745813Thanks anons. They were extra gooey and soft.>>742745550GF nabbed it, sorry anon. I would've taken a bite of it and posted the photo for you.
There is only 2 times listed for this category and the current runners are neither of them
>>742746204Why are they brown
>>742746090no, i have an indepedent mind that values people being genuine. you denying a fact and going to an insult to make you feel better about yourself is more autism like
>>742746193>there are people in the youtube chatHoly fuck
>>742746204They're literally doing the dance from runescape kek
>>742746193kek, pretty much this
>>742746216Now that's a shit up catalog if I ever saw one
>>742746241Pikachu scared them away
>>742746225>okay so this is day 4>LmAOIOOOOOOOOO KKKCKKCKCKCKCKCKKK TSSTSSTTSSTSTSSST>>742746248
I remember seeing commercials for this when I was a kid and really wanted to try it out
a
>>742746235yo can I get a turn on that
they are constantly laughing and i havent understood once what was supposed to be funny
I'm kind of glad my parents never bought me this game because I feel like I'd have seethed so bad I'd force them to return it
>open streamSpike>close stream
>>742746302thats why u have no friends
>>742745256sheeeeiiiitttt
Hey you Kungfu
>>742746038It would be the first time I unmuted it in half a decade
>>742746321no idea who this is because I don't watch speedrunning outside of hatewatching gdq, but I wish he'd stfu and stop fake laughing.
>hostdo trannys really think this voice is foolinf anyone
>>742746321Heh, only one chance to see spike live commentating hey you Pikachu and you squander it
>>742746204>making me appreciate work by forcing me to attend jeet music and dance experience
>>742746309I can confirm I did exactly that. Pikachu was an asshole.
This donation reader sounds like the gay guy voice from Fishtank TTS.
>1998 was 20 years ago
>>742746321Is there any nintendo run he hasn't forced himself into?
>>742746204Sikh are actually really cool. You may not know this, but they are compelled to feed you if you're hungry.
>>742746408damn you're right
>>742746413Source?
>>742746346ok tranny
>>742746320Me too pika... Me too...*Takes bong rip*piiiiiikkkkaaaaa CHUUUUUUU!
>>742745574It wasn't bad in an entertaining way, it was just bad
>>742746413>1998 was 20 years ago
>>742746302In their own words>We're at GDQ, we're having a great time!So hilarious
why is there so little pikachu fat whore vore pictures,
Pokemon RSE on Switch when?
What the fuck is so funny
>>742746472You cooked that pig
>>742745256This is what it looks like when it's not angle frauding
>>742745064I'm Luna! >Distortion noises
>>742746309>pikachu released 7 months before pokemon stadium>some kids got this instead of pure kino
>>742746321whenever spikevegeta isn't on the stream, everybody else should be asking 'where is spikevegeta?'
get rotated idiots
these fucking giggles over nothing are making me mad
>>742746413>20We fucking wish
When caterpie evolved into metapod and then Butterfree I cried
>>742746601TSSTSSTSSSSCKKKCKKKCKKKKKCKKKCan't stand normalfags.
>>742746601why is she so fucking hot
>>742745396Spike, without fail, will put himself on the big game couches.He just fucking screams at the top of his lungs. We once timed the longest he could stay silent for (without donations) and he never lasted 10 seconds. He single handedly made me racist
>>7427465042027 is their 25th anniversary so probably by then
>>742746527He can kinda pass as the weird autistic girl at the back of the class
I can't stand fake laughing. This run is actually pretty good on its own, there's no need to play it up.
>>742746613>watching bye bye butterfree as a kid
Hey, two inches is pretty big
>>742746690He can pass as a guy with a furry porn addiction and that's about it.
>>742746693I feel the exact same way
i only have a 3.9 inch goldeen
>>742746586Interesting...
>>742746693Yea spike is elevating it though
>>742746648people ask spike to be on his couch and I think he just always says yes
ORB
>>742746767dont worry about it bro size isnt everything aha
HA HA HA THESE DONATIONS ARE SO FUCKING QUIRKY AND FUNNY
>>742746710my younger brother didn't even watch the episode. I just told him ash let go of his butterfree and he cried
>>742746824hello from germany
>>742746829sovl
>>742746829that was his 9/11...
being able to instantly rewind with the youtube stream is nice at least
>>742746783I don't really have a problem with some of Vegeta's commentary, it's his fucking grating voice that drives me up the fucking wall.
>>742746853this entire event is the reincarnation of magnus hirschfeld
>>742746710Don't even get me started about when they found the abandoned charmander...
More of you should try watching this thing on mute. You should only unmute if the run is obviously kino..
>>742746925Lol I would have beat him to a pulp with a hammer
>>742745570
>So then I have toHAHHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS GREAT IM SO GLAD IM HERE THIS IS HILARIOUS>ok andHAHAHAHHAHAJA
>>742746935i hate watch. the cringe is an essential part. i don't give a shit about gdq.
>>742744389You will never have the right to go to the womens' bathroom, pervert
I like Spike
>Does anything at allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>742746910I find him tolerable when it's a game he actually knows and can speak about at length, so at least then his unending need to speak can be used for something useful.Otherwise? He sucks.
>>742747019He’s great don’t listen to the detractors
>>742747019Sure thing, spike.
NEVER STOP SPIKE AHAHAHA
>>742747019what do you like about him?
>>742746925>this scene in the movieAIIIIIEEEEEE
ANOTHER TEN THOUSAND SHEKELS FROM THE YETTI!
I like Vegeta
this is a C tier run.fine game but brought down by race and performative fake laughing. but not bad enough to where it needs to be equated with tranny disaster Z spam
>>742746935But then you miss when they choke unexpectedly. God I hope somebody chokes and they mercy kill a run this year. It's the best GDQ gift I could ask for.
Spike is drunk, isn't he
>>742746951And that's why the pokemon series doesn't take place in india, ranjeesh
>>742747064He seems like a nice guy who’s having a good time. He brings a positive energy.
Spike has charisma
>>742747019I like Spike when he's running or when he's on the couch for a game that he's knowledgeable aboutI don't like him when he's just being loud and obnoxious and constantly laughing
>>742747064His sweaty toes
AHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNYLOOK AT HOW MUCH F U N WE ARE HAVING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus it's like a game grumps couch
If you didn’t enjoy this run I feel bad for your joyless life
>>742747103Maybe it should
that caterpie sound we cant hear was hilarious
>>742747019*when not on the couch
My favorite part of this game is when Pikachu falls asleep on the bed. :)
>>742747138HAHAHAHAHAIM HAVING SO MUCH FUN HAHAHAHAHA
Ok that's enough for me. See you all for the ESA threads, maybe
They should have shut up and let me watch Pikachu.
RATE THE RUN
>>742747138Must be nice to enjoy a brainless life.
I like Spike because he will couch for some no name runner and actually learn the no name game and be there for moral support. Desu
>>742747141
rate
Just enjoy the runs!
>>742747202ZZZ unfunny dogshit + not a speedrun
>>742747202A for AAAAAA
>>742747202ZZZ for Spike ALWAYS
>>742747202S for sure
>>742747202>>742747213Ait was ok
>>742747202A
>>742747202C-
>>742747138Did you have a blast?
>>742747202>>742747213A
>>742747202F
>>742747202A for Ahhhhhhhahaha
>>742747202B
>>742747202C
>>742747119Isn't spike a donkey kong country expert or am I making that up?
>>742747202C+. Dumb game, dumb gimmick, but it was 30min and no trans-crap anywhere the whole run.
>>742747213>>742747202D
>>742747202D
>>742747202A for Ah.
>>742747202>>742747213B (I didn't watch it)
>>742747202C for chut the fuck up spike fucking hell
>>742747202>>742747213F
>>742747270He runs the newer games at least
>>742747202would have been S tier if not for the commentators
>>742747094already happened with necrodancer
>>742747213>>742747202F Nepo runNot a speedrun, just a goofy whacky waffle gimmick run because he's in with the theater kids that run this shit
>>742747202DDDDDDD
>>742747202A for Ey you Pikachu. Also I had fun
>>742747202>>742747213D
>>742747202CIt was okay, could've been way worse but could've been way better
>>742747270I'd say donkey kong games are his mains yeah.
A is way too highC tops
>>742747094>mercy kill a runThey'd have to be legitimately like 3 hours over estimate for a mercy run. If they were a tranny they could probably hold the entire event hostage until they pass out.
>>742747207Deep cut winrar reference in pikachu n64?
>>742747202I guess a C. It's a nice nostalgia blast, though.
>>742747202D for dull
>>742747213I'll give it a B just for the nostalgia factor of seeing someone playing HYP.
pikachu is about to smash butterfree's skull in with ab aseball bat holy shi
>people having fun actually just really makes me mad!you sound like a child, it was a great run
>>742747213>>742747202DWould have been better if not for the couch
>another 5 minute meme runHAHAHAHA these gdq folks sure know how to have funHAHAHA
Dogwater soon bros
>>742747213I'll give it a D for the anti-nostalgia factor of remembering when I wasted my allowance on this shitty game as a kid
>>742747202ZZZ
>>742747250Slut presenting
>>742747486>not renting itAnon, c'mon now. Don't tell me your rental place lost the mic.
>>742747213A
>>742747486i rented it from blockbuster and they gave you the mic and everything. i think you had to pay a little extra though.
>>742747390The last death in Mario Sunshine a few years back was the highlight of the event.
>>742747558imagine the germs on that fucking mic, that shit turned our immune systems into super soldiers
Spike is so funny
This one is already a million times better because no random laughing
The only reason I remember this game existing is because of that commercial that would play before the pokemon 2000 movie VHS where the kids dog is upset about being replaced by hey you pikachu. That movie wasn't that good but the ocarina girl is hot. I would zap her dos if you know what I mean
>>742747541>>742747558It was always rented out at my blockbuster
Ratchet should've started by now.
>>742747575did he have no safety saves?
I love when Pikachu plays his harmonica.
>>742747620Shhhhhhh
>>742747368He’s also pretty good at the 2D Rayman games.
sovlful little game
I LOVE PIKACHU SO FUCKING MUCH
>>742747620refresh the schedule sweaty its been pushed back 10 minutes
>>742747620LOMBAX TITTIES
Someone post some tranny porn
This schedule looks boring as fuck but transformers war for cybertron sounds pretty cool. I don't get why It isn't a coop run though, fans brough back it's functionality years ago and you might still be able to play it online on PS3
TRANS RIGHTS
>>742747682>>742747661is it nostalgia or was pokemon just so much more soulful back then
oh no, is jolteon a trans mon? he was my favorite as a kid
Back in the hood we called him Freakachu, he was out there raping crackheads left and right.
>>742747615i liked it as a child because ash has two girls fighting over him
TRANS RIGHTS!!!
That was a fun one.
my bank account is getting raped by driving lessons and med bills so all i bought was barony for like $2
Is that game easy to emulate? My daughter would love it
>>742747641>did he have no safety saves?He didnt. But they DID let him come back the next year and he NAILED the run.
>I want to hug a Chansey before I run out of timeIs that a suicide note?
>>742747641Of course not, because it was faster to have no memory card in the system... They were retarded and didn't expect to blow it. I could've told them that was retarded.
Having unprotected sex with cis gender Sylveon.
>>742747731yes
I have never seen these threads so dead... what the fuck
only two hours until we get something watchable, hold the line bros
>>742747757It gets better when you have that self mobility anon, hope you're able to get through it.
>>742747757Did you mean to post in the Steam Summer Sale thread?
>ESA in roughly 3 weeksAlready drawing up the Summer Plums. Cant wait
>>742747803LMAO
>>742747731Pokemon slowly got less and less soulful as time went on. Even compare Pokemon Ranch to Pokemon Home.
>>742747213S
>>742747820You should've seen the graveyard shift....
>>742747760No child enjoys Hey You PikachuThe little rat doesn't respond to anything you say no matter how you say itIt was made for Japanese speakers first and hardly tested for English speakers
>>742747820/v/ is not immune to GDQ viewership declining in general
>I want to hug a Chansey before I run out of timeI-is he about to die?
>>742747845So annoyed that I'm busy that week. I can at least unmute unlike this shit.
I know nothing about Rift Apart. Is it fun?
will the runner be able to get past this puzzle?
>>742747820Most hate watchers left so especially during good runs it’s not particularly active
>>742747213BComfy run
>>742747202Dfor didn't watch
>>742745361QRD on UFO 50 and VVVVVV? No trannies, good games, fun couch?
>>742747915Its not a puzzle, so should be able to, yeah.
>>742747213X, it was slow and boring
>>742747914Yeah
>>742747820Only those with the lowest of standards are left
>>742747915fucking kek
>>742747915wait a minute that card
>>742747914It’s good
>>742747985Yeah that's basically what VVVVVV was. Didn't really watch the UFO 50 runs.
>Bioshock Infinite run coming upI'm still mad about that game. The only thing that piece of shit was good for was porn. Fuck you, Ken Levine.
pikachu play freebird
>>742747213B for Bikachu
>>742747213B+Was fun, but average fun.
>>742747757>my bank account is getting raped by driving lessonslol, I just got forced onto the highway and it was sink or swimCome to think of it, why isn't there just a videogame for learning to drive properly? You could make so much money off something like that.
RATGET AND CLANKERRIPPED COCK APART
Holy shit the run was NOT that good.
holy shit it's jhobz
>>742745361Don't Stop Girlypop wasn’t a bad run if we're all being completely honest with ourselves
Jerking off to Rivet the female lombax from Rift Apart
>he/him>he/him>he/himChud bros it's our time
Reminder there is finally a mod to give Rivet boobs and make her nude.
>>742747707Can't believe the main creative artist behind the R&C series left Insomniac because of that troon.
>>742748131Still jerk off to that one Zonkpunch animation
>>742748113
How do you sit while watching AGDQ?
Ratchet was never good post PS2 there i said it
>>742748131For me? It's saving the species by Zonkpunch
LOMBAX TITTIES
What has aged better, Ratchet and Clank trilogy or Jak and Daxter trilogy?
>>742748206R&C
>>742748167Too furry for me. He makes them fat too for some reason.
>>742748206Ratchet, Jak 2 sucks.
>>742747817sylvie is trans
>>742748206The movement in Jak I like overall WAY more then R&C. But as far as overall, R&C is overall better.
>>742748206Jak 2 pwnz, I love playing GTA with a devil trigger
>>742748206i've only played the first of each series, and imo jak was much more fun. i know the games changed a lot after the first one so maybe not a fair comparison
>>742748296Not mine. She takes my male cock heterosexually and raw
So tired bros
>>742747915lmfao
>>742748206Ratchet 3 > Jak 3 > Ratchet 2 > Jack 1 > Ratchet 1 > Jack 2
>>742748424Deadlocked > *
>>742748424based and sane
>>742748206They both aged well, played them all recently and this is how I rate them;RaC 1 > Jak 1 > Jak 2 >= RaC 2 > RaC 3 = Jak 3Gladiator >= Jak XEverything else is trash
>>742748472>Jak 3 lastExplain
>>742748296male sylveon is peak
is the announcer a tranny?
>>742748557>she/it
>>742748557>she/it pronounswhat do you think?
>>742747019Such as?
Yeah it's time to #GoonToRivet
>>742748587sheeeeiit nigga
>>742748640Spike from cowboy bebopSpike from BuffySpike from MLPSpike from tom and jerrySpike from rugrats.....
>>742748206I liked the gameplay changes between the Jaks.Outside of Ratchet 2 improving the camera controls with regards to allowing proper strafing, you play one Ratchet you've played them all. As long as it's not A4O or FFA
>>742748541I'd've put Jak 3 at the start when I was young, but when revisiting it I felt it was lacking in atmosphere in a way that 1 and 2 succeed pretty well in. I prefer the difficulty in 2 too which I didn't appreciate when I was younger.I might be biased however in putting it lower purely because I've played it enough over the years that nothing about it is particularly exciting.
AT least the runners look like humans....
>>742748728Thank you for the list of characters named Spike that you like.
>>742748728You left out Spike from Mario.
>>742748851You're welcome :)
>>742748862Spike in Mario Tennis Aces is hilarious.
>>742748862ª
>Appreciating Rivet's designY-yeah...
how tight do u think Rivet is?
>>742748557despite his entirely male voice, yes
You KNOW this guy goons to Rivet
>>742748958i think she's tight as heck! and cool! and rad!
>>742748807On second thought I'd probably put Jak 3 > RaC 3, I was disappointed with how RaC 3 aged and I think it's an artifact of its time with being split between focusing on multiplayer gunplay vs traditional single player action/adventure and it ended up getting the worst of both worlds. Gladiator/deadlocked succeeded however by dropping the action/adventure aspect instead focusing entirely on the gunplay and it's aged very in lacking the dissonance that RaC 3 had.
>>742748958She can take toys larger than your arm.. She's bit a scientist and likes experimenting after all.
>she/itSheeeeeit
>>742748981what healthy male doesn't?
This game looks AI generated
>>742749029I feel bad for your parents
>>742749096retard
>>742749096you can say that about every modern game with realistic graphics
>goon-4-less
I thought they didn't like using "it" as a pronoun because it is seen as dehumanizing to refer to someone as an "it". What changed?
Why does this game feel so much less full of soul than the original trilogy? It feels like a pixar film. Am I just old now.
I wanna fuck the Lombax
>>742749157there is more than one person in the world anon. hope this helps
>>742749029I don't I have only like once or twice
>>742748807>>742749002RaC3 is the worst of the six so we agree there. But I have a hard time not listing Jak 3 first or second (RaC2 being the other top contender). It does everything it does in just the right amount and it has less stupid bullshit about some minigames or difficulty or collectables than basically every game on the list sans Jak 1.
>>742749157it learned
>>742747575SHINE CHALLENGE
>>742749157Trannies needed yet another way to seem special and unique so now they pretend like they like going by "it"
>anon, unzip your pants for me
>>742749180no, even the future trilogy doesn't have the same charm as the original. rachet lost his edge and i think them getting to make a movie really locked in pixar ratchet forever :(
>>742749023I wonder how far you could push calling it an it in chat before they ban you.
>>742749205you should get your libido checked out
>>742749145realistic graphics are soulless
>>742749260genuinely insane to me they let Jabba the Hutt's daughter dress in a fucking latex bunny outfit at a gdq
>>742749260This vixen wouldn’t even have to ask me. I’d rape that shit until next week
>>742749302There's just not a lot of good art of her. Though granted I never tried looking for any on my own.
>>742749260she looks like she has really bad breath
Any desi runners
>>742749392>LookingYou can make your own images and videos of anything you want now.
>>742749473retard
>>742749473Looking can be fun though.
>>742749443I miss Blechy and Darkman
can't even jerk off to rivet because of the clank outfitor can I
>>742749542Clanker? I hardly know 'erOH
>>742749520I can understand missing Blechy but Darkman was the fucking worst
God I want to fuck Rivet's limbless lombax body
>>742749542You have an hour. Speed run it
Can someone post the pic of the developer screaming Lombax titties
>>742744389are women's wrongs
i wish rivet had lombax titties so i could relate to her more
why are these threads full of third worlds and poors nowGDQ threads weren’t ever like thisExplain yourselves
>>742749704you just got more racist anon. your friends worry about you
PS2 OG here... This game looks like slop
>>742749704That's the entire Internet now. Thanks Bill Gates and Mr Beast
>>742749704Anon India is the largest userbase for the internet by far. You are the minority
>>742749704ive been unemployed for over a decade. ive always been poor
>>742749704Your bigotry alienated the rich transsexual first-worlders.
>>742749735>judging a game by the speedrunthe future series isn't as good regardless but you are fucking retarded frog faggot
>>742749704i've been on these speedrun threads for over 10 years now, get bent fagget
This game looks surprisingly good speedgame these days.
>>742749704third worlder board
This is decent. An actual speedrun.
>>742750052it is, and the runner is the WR holder in every category so its the best guy showing ita brief glimpse of what GDQ was, so I expect this guy to get banned by the end
was mario good?
>>742749735>This game looks like slopJudging by your post, yeah I'd say you're probably an expert, so I believe you.
>>742750239>WR holder in every categorylmao I figured you were exaggerating.
>>742750452no but luigi was
>PRAGMATA uh oh
>reduced dam while the faggot talksseriously??
>>742749846>future series isn't as goodThat's what I meant>you are fucking retarded frog faggotYea and? Now I'm the coolest monkey in the jungle like this niglet here....
>WR in a PC game requires you to have a top of the line CPU & SSD to get load times down as little as possible
I think the game is incredibly "busy" looking. There's so many colors and objects on screen all flying around like a swarm of bees. It's like the Michael Bay Transformers problem
jesus i have never seen the threads this slow
>>742750665That's what happens when there are no trannies on screen. People don't know what to do with themselves.
>>742750598the game was effectively a tech demo for some bullshit SSD loading thing Sony was shilling for the PS5, so of course that affects it
>>742750665lock your doors
>>742750665Too many he/hims on this panel. Everyone left to go goon until the next pro trans run.
>>742750598It was a PS5 game first, and he's playing it on PS5. It was designed to take advantage of the PS5's fast SSD.
>>742750665there's like 5 channels on twich with more viewers lmao
>ratchet and clank>no ratchet
>>742750910>sheeit
>>742750452Very standard SMO. I enjoyed it.
>>742750794And you can buy faster ones and put that in the extra slot Sony provided which will improve load times further on select games.
>>742750665boring gamesi'm watching some masochist going for all gold medals in sonic 06 instead
>sm64 is a tashuh?
>hyping up the "super PS5 SDD" in 2026lmao paid fucking actors this is an #ad game
>shameless ps5 shill even though this game runs on the steam deck and on a goddamn sd cardlmao
what makes the ssd on ps5 different from your standard pc ssd?
>>742751185I'm still annoyed to this day though that most PC games don't make use of DirectStorage so I can get those 2s startup times. My PC can't load Spider-Man 2 as fast as a PS5 can.
>>742751185Unironically looks like a shittier astro bot
>samefaggingOof.
>>742749227I think a major factor for me was the driving force between the games. Jak 2 felt more exploration driven (coming off the tail end of 1) whether as Jak 3 is narrative driven, and the density of 2 reflects that I think.Ultimately while 3 is more polished and coherent I had more fun revisiting 2 because there was more material for me to play with, hence the comparatively low ranking.In saying this though ranking them is kind of like having to rank fabrige eggs, it's hard to have to put one last
>>742751264>Company comes out with novel new tech that does cool new thing>It's some combination of proprietary/difficult to implement/hardware specific/reduces performance>A handful of games use it>Devs refuse to adopt it>Gets relegated to the dust bin of historyMany such cases
Based on empty seats it appears most speedrun fans couldn't get the full week off of wagecucking eh?
lombax tiddies
>>742751264It's a threading/streaming problem. Take UE5 games no matter how much you hate UE5 they tend to 'load' instantly.
>>742751880GDQ has been lame and gay for at least ten years. You get banned for having fun, the novelty wears off if you're a normalfag, and zoomers don't care about some manchildren speeding through their childhood games. No one actually goes there anymore.
did i miss a mig or did everyone just fall asleep? or maybe the runs great and everyone's locked in?
>>742752170So it's just a mentally ill cult at this point. And I'm one of their BIGGEST fans!... Grim?
>>742752298go here >>742744292
>>742751941>"Noo she can't have booba, you shouldn't have to have tits to be a stronk female lead">Inadvertent body shaming on strong women leads who have tits>"Why would a lombax have tits anyway?">Canon was already established with AngelaI will never forgive that retard for ruining Rivet's design in her death-march into making everything gray and featureless
>>742752298Threads are as dead as I've ever seen them. Maybe this is the end
>>742744292>>742744292>>742744292Mig extremely slowly
