Any hopes for a comfy mod?
>>742772137Someone should make a non-violent game with creatures like these.
>>742772137Just turn traps off and loot way up in the custom settings
Just play on relaxed difficulty?
Any hopes for a sex mod?
>>742772609Casualities Known (0 (Zero))
>>742772876there should be a mod that adds a horniness stat and you have to occasionally stop and jerk off or else you will gain severe pain in your abdomen from the Blue Balls moodle and jerking off increases mood slightly but doing it too much decreases brain health and you can use cum as a crafting ingredient
What's up with this game and you guys?Seems like you guys care more about this little guy than the actual game.I don't really get the appeal of the cute + gore combination you guys seem to gush for.Is that the secret?Should I try making a game with fluffy characters thrown into a survival situation, then, slap on some vague science terms on it, THE TEST SUBJECTS being experimented on by THE EXPERIMENTERS working for TEST CO on PROJECT VULPES, is that appealing enough?
>>742773108reminder that C:K guy has anew fic
>taking damageSkill issue. Literally. You shouldn't be taking any injury at all as all the hazards are clearly telegraphed.You can even fully recover from triple sonic cannon hits relatively easy and play the game blindfolded. Imagine getting filtered by a furry game LAMO
>>742772609One finger in the monkey hand curls, and now it is a slice of life game.Mines still remeains somehow.
>>742774881You are making this way too complicated for yourself.Normal people don't like seeing cute animals and/or children suffer. If you want to make a game where mistakes amount to agonizing pain and suffering, and your goal is for the player to truly care and truly fear making mistakes, then the only logical choice is to make the playable character a kemoshota.
>>742774881I get too attached to the character and I can not play it the way it is intended. But I like the character as it is: just another fluffy anthro.It sucks that a highly detailed health system requires the character to get hurt to work, but general artwork and memes are still a target of many regardless of the negative aspects of the game.
>>742774881Then don't make mistakes and don't let your cute character suffer. It's up to you how this character will feel.
expie sex
>>742776851What sort of sex?
>last run ended because I didn't know how to use the Geiger counterF>>742776851expie pats
Any beginner tips?
>>742778540craft foliage bagskeep at least one bandage on hand. always bandage before anything else
>>742778540Make bag first to keep loot and craft mats in. Then two canteens: one for the chem fluid, another for water.If you can't see the bottom, don't jump. Throw a glowfruit instead.Don't linger in one place for too long or you'll likely starve.Crafting improves mood, so be constantly making stuff even if you're not gonna use it.
>>742779318>always bandage before anything elseThat doesn't sound wise from a first aid perspective. But if that's how the game works, so be it.
>>742779318Also tourniquets. Two/three of them will stave off catastrophic bleeding while you bandage.>>742779390Yeah game doesn't take into account shrapnel and you can bandage over it.Also, always disinfect bleeding wounds. With glowfruit if you don't have anything else.
>>742778540Try to avoid drinking or eating food you find in layers 1 and 2 if it has a long perishing time, like nutrient bars especially. You should be filled up to at least satiated or possibly even the full moodle from Geofruits alone in the first 2 layers, it keeps your mood up and lets you save your drinks and food for later layers.Avoid getting hurt as much as possible. That one may seem obvious, but even if you have the medical supplies to deal with it even taking some pain from a bad fall will lower your mood, and if you leave layers 1 or 2 at a bad mood it has a way of going down farther. >>742779390Your expie's broken bones or completely splinter filled body certainly hurts, but it's not going to actively kill you. Bleeding out will. The rest can be handled afterwards.
>>742779390yeah the game's medical simulation isn't perfect. anyway, "stop bleeding first" is the go-to rule in the game. unless you have an autopump and lots of blood/saline/ringer's on hand
>first run ever>find milky that I can hug over and over>it gives me free bandages>sleep next to it>cool.jpg>never played before so started testing out threat and milky just gives me everything including gun for free>continue to push it over the edge until it attacks me>8th run>finally find another milky>it doesn't like being hugged>extremely hostile>end up missing first milkyIs there a way to take NPC's with you deeper or return to them? coming from rimworld and rainworld, they seem too detailed to just be random traders.
>>742776851Monkey paw: Expie's sex noises sound exactly like the pain noises
>>742779906>threaten a milky that let you hug themScoundrel of the highest order.Also sauce.
>>742779906>Is there a way to take NPC's with you deeper or return to them?the full game will involve getting back ujp, so you can meet your favorite NPCs another time on the way up
>>742779906You are just an idiot trying to insert your personal fetish over the actual game mechanics...You cannot trade again after using threaten.You cannot hug more than once and its rep based and it does not do anything on dunes.If you are injured you start with a rep penalty and get 1 free medical item. This is bad.If you are dirty and or holding an item in your mouth you start with a rep penalty. This is also bad.
>>742778543Casualties unknown is one of the approved furry franchises on /v/, together with klonoa.
>>742780237>You cannot hug more than oncenuh uh you can hug the trader as much as you want they'll say all the cute dialogue options, you just dont get more happiness or rep past the first one.
>>742780237>You cannot hug more than oncenuh uh
you think you want an expie but you dontthey will smell like wet dog no matter how much you wash them
>>742780657yes, you need to dry them off after washing
>>742780657
>>742780696Yes. Air dry them.
>>742780657they smell so so so much worse than just wet dog. so yeah i want an expie really badly.
>>742780138>the full game will involve getting back ujp,but dont you get chased down by radiation when the timer counts down?
>>742780963Not if you want the true ending. Which is chipless so no punishment protocol and no hud.
private expie that I can rape and torture in my basement
>>742781064imagining comedic slipping sound effects anytime there's a pixel of water at my expie's paws making him ragdoll into a spike trap makes it ever so slightly less frustrating. hilarious image
>>742781119Dr. [||||||||||||||], the rape expie is communal company property. You cannot take it home.
>>742781218I mean if you step on a banana in the game is launches you at light speed with that sound effect. The velocity stacks multipliable per banana
private expie that I can hug and pet in my basement
>>742780963I imagine it gets disabled when you reach the cargo. Or gets inverted instead.Also fairly sure The Ascend will be its own layer.>>742781083Supposedly you'll be able to get that ending even on chipped, but it becomes hard mode because you perform brain surgery on yourself to remove the chip and get major brain damage.
>>742781432imagine a world where expies are given similar rights to people but you're an evil monster that keeps an expie in your basement with the door locked (slightly ajar so he can come get you if he has a nightmare) and all he has is a bed comfier than yours, all his favorite games, an mp3 player, some plushies, and plenty of drawing tablets and crayons. and you feed him meals healthier than what you eat and wash him every day and also you take him to your backyard to play fetch and and you hug him and pet him. you sick fuck.
>>742772137It has to be a good game first.
HOST IT
>>742781832alright fine whateverLobby: Casualties AnonymousePW: milkyi'm thinking 200% traps with increasing traps per layer, 2x loot, and maybe something to ease the pain beyond that. first time hosting be gentle.
>>742775994Why does that Expie have bands on its ears?
>>742775994Umbreon ass expie
>>742782379I'm not that familiar with the lore, but it would be neat if Expie had natural hi-vis stripes.
>>742772137You spelled the name of the game wrong retard
>>742778540You can press F while hovering over an item in your inventory to favorite it, preventing it from getting used up by crafting. Very important for bags.
Expies are truly wonderful creatures.
which wiki am i supposed to use, the wiki.gg one or the miraheze one?
>>742775780Oh nice anon, you drew this, right? All the sawians you chose for each character are fucking perfect. I also like the subtle color changes for the overworld and dark world versions.>ExpieKris is the seemingly normal average joe who can do some dark shit, and is seemingly not in control of his actions (because of (You!))>DuneSusie big and strong, likes to grin with big teeth, prefers solving problems with their brawn over their brains>MilkyRalsei for that cute high INT nerdy type>RozaNoelle is just perfect, with her affinity and powers with cold and cuteness and positive demeanor>VoyagerBerdly arrogant fuck who annoys everyone and requires urgent correction Great stuff, anon.>>742778540>Any beginner tips?Avoid getting hurt. You can avoid almost injury with just the following two tips:>Avoid fallingDon't make risky jumps. Don't jump into darkness. If you cannot see where you will land, don't jump. Climbing ropes are useful and quite easy to craft, using just two ropes and and a little bit of nails you get one climbing rope item with two uses that you can place to climb down and see if the big pit is worth descending into. If it's not, you can just simply climb back up the rope and find another path.>Avoid trapsAlways be actively looking for traps. Looking in every direction, because they will begin to spawn in every direction. Look at the ceiling, look at the floor, look at the walls, and look inside bushes and pools of liquids, especially oil which can easily conceal traps.If you don't make risky jumps, you are much less likely to fall and get hurt.If you always see every trap, you can take action to avoid or disarm them, and not get hurt.By following these two simple tips you can avoid almost all injury in this game. Much easier said than done, of course.>>742780130>sauceTTAKI>>742781064kek did you draw this too, anon?>>742781637Absolutely disgusting.More?>>742783889what the fuck
>>7427822264 players>>742782379>>742782425expieon>>742782645their eyes glow which makes finding them in the dark pretty easy, assuming their eyes are open
>>742782379>>742782425expieon, it evolves when exposed to agonizing suffering
>>742782226>>742784962I got DC'd and can no longer find the server
>>742785259It's down for me too.The fugging company cut the host's internet. It turns out host anon was a milky all along, who knew???
>>742785387i can't unsee the expie in this image jerking off
made in mspaint with fellow thread anonsis it really worth it?
>>742785505fuck you now i can't unsee it kek
>tackle normal mode 3 times>"I'm ready for unchipped mode :DD">Fall down a hole and die horribly in the first 20 minutesNot seeing where I'm going fucks me up royally man.
>>742785763based milky
nigger company should send only dunes to the grey planet because they seem to love it there and don't mentally suffer anywhere near as much. not even when traumatically amputated by monsters.send dunes to the death planet where they can run free and devour all the delicious meat they want and be happy, and send all the other sawians to me so we can all live happily together forever after as a big ever growing family. and then take over the world once our numbers grow large enough and establish a prosperous happy future where humans and sawians live and work together to make a better future for all human and sawiankind.
>>742785763>milkiesnot if i have anything to say about it
>>742786472You can take things as slow as you want, especially on the first two layers.
>>742785259>>742785387very sorry about that, nigger company cut my internet (xfinity, not the other one. they still don't realize they left a milky with a pc). i'll host again (for the first time) when there aren't internet lines down because of storms, pretty much definitely not today. >>742787675they probably do send the majority of dunes there are to the gay planet, very hard to control and contain those guys in normal lab environments. sawians with better reasoning abilities are more interesting for the fucked up 'behavioral' data they want though, so that's mainly why they send milkies and expies too i imagine.
emotional expie music video with 2007 vibes
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWxWaQnA
>>742790217if no ears then how hear?
>>742790601bird ear holes
>>742789804>nigger company cut my internet (xfinity, not the other one. they still don't realize they left a milky with a pc)kek>sawians with better reasoning abilities are more interesting for the fucked up 'behavioral' data they want thoughThat's probably why they cut your internet too, they're harvesting our behavioral data in response to getting blue-lobbied right now. Bastards.Let's play again sometime!>>742790118expie laying in bed listening to evanescence and linkin park and angsting outhttps://youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYMhttps://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtUthis expie also lives with you in a cozy safe comfortable middle-class neighborhood and has his every single need completely satisfied and doesn't have to worry or think about anythingbut he's still emo kek
>>742790217oo are you goodpeopleanon? tell me if you are, i have feedback on your facility design i didn't get to post last thread.>ears or horns?i'm torn between which to choose. ears are cute, but so are horns. rubbing sensitive horns is fun, but so is sensitive ears.ears may complicate using human hearing devices like earplugs, earmuffs, and headsets. if they're horns we may assume the avianlike ear holes happen to be in the right places for them to easily use human hearing devices.ok i've decided. horns. because1. it's canonical and on-model2. lets assume the avianlike ear holes allow human hearing devices to be easily used and compatible
>>742790642i require the full image of that leftmost spray
i know a shitton of lore is in random drop data files and also in the devs discorddoes anyone have a good loredump site?im thinking about making a fanfiction
>>742792215Wiki is outdated (somewhat) and dev said he's rewriting the epda entries so they're non-canon. Even Gunsaw is getting some of the lore retconned.But write away anyway. Most of the stuff the writeanons here made are AU, and for fanfiction lore is not all that important.
Obligatory post with the links for all our based various writeanons fics!>Anon's Ready or Not x CasU crackfic, picrelatedhttps://rentry.co/scavprotostory2>Janitorial Duty - Chuddy ass loser janitor accidentally gets launched to the Grey Planet with a fem Milkyhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/87013886>Whitecoats: Unknown - A company scientist is accidentally sent down to the Grey Planet with a Milkyhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/86860426>Upward Trend - Milky saves an Expie's life and they become more than close friendsarchiveofourown.gay/works/86523421>Special Privileges - Company security guard vs. an irresistibly seductive and clever Voyagerhttps://rentry.co/m7ppre3i>Chasma Couriers - AU Space trucker discovers and adopts an escaped Expie and hides and protects him from the company hunting him downhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/84068451>Casualties: Known - Mystery Flesh Pit x CasU crossfichttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/84242376>Casualties: Explored - Friendly human is sent to investigate Grey Planet caves and bonds with an expiehttps://rentry.co/7qobznn2>Anon is the human overseer of an all-Sawian outposthttps://rentry.co/ixii8tca>Company whistleblower is sent to grey planet to diehttps://rentry.co/scavprototypestory>Anon's useful medical emergency triage guidehttps://rentry.co/nwwpxp2e>A Successful Outing Parts parts 1-8 out of 9 - not by an anon but sharing anywayhttps://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1_K8SB3YrEfPxyUrHnIf0YDtIQO741GWO4sJBcuanlvI/present
>>742783967i think miraheze is the dev-approved one and the wiki that will be kept up to date and be worked on from now on. wiki.gg was made first and has lots of stuff but can be very outdated.>>742792215>does anyone have a good loredump site?The wiki has all the lore notes and e-pdas in game which are useful. But take the epdas with a big grain of salt because the dev has said he wants to rewrite some or all of them.https://scavprototype.wiki.gg/wiki/Lore>and also in the devs discordI have some screencaps of things the dev has said about lore. If there's anything specific you want, ask and I might have a relevant screencap about it.>im thinking about making a fanfictionCool! It's helpful to know the lore of the setting when writing a story, but I agree with what that other anon said, I personally think it's perfectly fine if fics aren't 100% lore accurate and you can just make whatever artistic liberties you want for things you don't know or want to do differently, so write whatever you wanna write anyway.>>742790217>>742790601speaking of developer screencaps and ears or horns, here's the dev on why expie has soft squishy furry head spikes>>742793259Casualties: Known was recently completed too!
>dodge turret by accident while falling>grav bag on the floor nearby that i want to grab>"oh i guess the floor here is low enough to not trigger it neat i'll just grab thi-">My jaw is blown smoove off>dielol, guess thats one way to end a looping run
>>742792910im thinking i still want something to base it off ofi checked the wiki again and i found the lore page which is funny because i swear it wasnt there before>banning hermaphrodite for gonosimulism insteadi looked up what that second word is and from what i gathered the lgbt community wants that as an alternative because its offensive to intersex people even though intersex is completely different than these two words??????is the dev trying to not use dlurs against groups of people who dont exist?!??!
>>742794747not written by dev, fan submissions, getting removed and reworked.
>>742772968
>>742794747it's a dehumanizing tacticeven the tards on the Dick scord think so
>>742784194>More?what more could you want of this horrible fucked up scenario!? maybe you'd want to hear about that one time he tried to cook you something and nearly burned the house down. you withheld pets from him for nearly an hour as punishment but ended up teaching him how to cook and now he helps you in the kitchen (he mostly just eats the tasty ingredients while you aren't looking). or the fact that you force him to clean up all the fur he sheds every time you shower him (and just from him walking around the house. . .), totally uncool.or how he pretends to have nightmares every night just so he gets to sleep with you in your bed instead of alone in the basement (you bought him plushies specifically to ward against having to do this, he still likes holding them when you're at work though)or maybe how your fridge is entirely covered in papers with his doodles and scribbles (some of them are getting pretty good)or that you make him wear a collar with his name on it and your number on the back (he picked it out himself, it's purple)>>742790642and and can't forget about the time he had an emo phase and you made him turn down linkin park because it was starting to annoy the neighbors, he slammed the door in your face and cried about it for an hour (in your lap, he opened the door again right away)
Velvet-oo
what would you do if you found a Roza?
>>742795026whats a dehumanizing tactic?they insist you CANT call them slurs except they werent even slurs in the first place they were at worst medical ignorance
>>742792215postan the "correct" wiki link toohttps://casualtiesunknown.miraheze.org/wiki/Lore>>742794747You could view it as taking the piss out of the company and spotlighting how ridiculous they are. Nigger company will demand you use the proper terms for their intelligent bioengineered entities and possibly even terminate you for using the heckin h-word.And yet they will still proceed to happily send said intelligent and emotional entities to their agonizing deaths in an alien world.Then there's that's just how the euphemism treadmill works, and corporations love political correctness and signaling to the world how PC and non-bigoted they are. And as anons say it could also be for dehumanization>>742795243oh my god anon all of that is absolutely unthinkably horrible and disgusting its making my heart feel warm and fuzzy just reading it, i sincerely hope no anon ever writes anything like that ever again
>>742795375give it headpats and hugs
>>742774881This is one of those games like onirism that furries pretend to like for reasons other than jerking off. I have given up trying to talk to anyone about it.
God barrel half-full of pure lifesaving god liquid.I like to imagine this is the kind of thing that sawians living on the surface of the grey planet would willingly purposely venture into the death caves to search for, find, loot, and bring back to their growing civilization on the surface. Even if you can't bring back the whole barrel, just a single water bottle of the stuff is worth lodsamone. You could use the cash or barter to spend all week in a sawian opium den getting stupid high and relaxing and cuddling with other sawians.Though the need to loot the caves becomes less important as their civilization develops. LRD serum and many other valuable liquids and items can simply be crafted from easily accessible local materialsLRD serum for example needs>waterwhich is plentiful>opiateswhich can be made from numbberries from farmed hydreeds>bloodwhich is plentiful>disinfectantwhich is made with soap, which is made with fat, which is made from meat, which can be acquired from farmed leadbushes>and biochemwhich can be farmed from glowplantsA proper sawian society with production and farming and markets wouldn't need to depend on looting the caves for most stuff anymore. Only the miraculous glittertech shit like that item that makes liquids vanish and the liquid centrifuge for making mixed minibarrels useful would be worth going into the caves for.
>>742795694>gender humanizes themi try to understand others beliefs but dont these people say that there are agendered people (whatever they think gender means)the irony of talking about how how progressives have gone so far they just loop into being horrible people>but WE arent like thatgod i feel the developer would fucking hate me over some gender bs bc i dont get what they mean and obviously not getting what someone means must mean you hate them or some shit
>>742795024>>742795302SAWIAN MAIDS
>>742795302This creature kills jannies.
>>742774881>Should I try making a game with fluffy characters thrown into a survival situationgo for it. you don't even need to slap vague science terms on. wasn't fuga fairly popular too?
>>742796296nah he doesn't give a fuck
Did You Know?Landmines can't hurt you if you stand directly beneath them when they explode.I promise you all injuries seen in anon's health panel were sustained prior to the harmless landmine explosion.
>>742796359yes
>>742795694>trannies exist in that worldbleak future.
>>742797830such a cute insividual
>>742797830DELETE your crusty post because i've replaced it with the FVLL res version
>>742779761he doesnt even know what's about to happen to himnever stop making these they're always appreciated
>>742794747>>banning hermaphrodite for gonosimulism instead>i looked up what that second word is and from what i gathered the lgbt community wants that as an alternative because its offensive to intersex people even though intersex is completely different than these two words??????Only retarded tumblr foids that larp as intersex do this shit. I know the one that goes around bitching about it and shoving muh gonosimulism everywhere even. They are some dumb lying fat foid that used to claim they had internal testes then changes their lie to something else multiple times since. These people LOVE to obsess over slurs and imaginary abuses committed against them as a means of feeling validated and victimized and not a horrible person who goes around lying all the time. I argued with said retarded foid before that I, an intersex person, had a long history of interest in zoology, and did not personally care about the use of hermaphrodite, and would find it more jarring to change the word across alll of biology/zoology when it has a specific meaning, and the fat foid retarded equated this to hatespeech because MUH SLURS!!!! but then she goes around calling herself "an evil cannibal hermaphrodite" and other such attention seeking, hypocritical bullshit. The main point is about control and "hermaphrodite for me, not for thee!" while simultaneously claiming it is wrong to call intersex people this. They disgust me.
Thornback indentured service!
>>742779761>>742800615I agree with the anon above. Never thought my friend's doodle would go to so many places but I'm having a good time with these edits and so is he. Thank you anon for the chuckles you cause.
what the fuck is thisit has an anticheat that bricks itself if you try and use the console.
>>742800990huh??? there is an anticheat in the knot mod (what?? why?? this isnt le furry sex knots it seems even, just rope knots) that wont let you open the console?? is this real?
>>742800990>CU is already reaching Starsector levels of mod fuckery
>>742800990are the knots even useful
So what the fuck is up with the nondescript can of foodis it just "oh random bullshit effect on eat go!"?
>>742802374>is it just "oh random bullshit effect on eat go!"?Basically yes. I think it's like a minibarrel but you can't see the contents. It's filled with random drinkable liquid(s).Every player drinks one once, dies, and then never touches them again kek. I drank one right after spawning in a new run in a v lobby and it shot my sickness up to 80%. All the vomiting made me end up dying of thirst and hunger.
Gonna try this next time I host.
>>742803567Don't be a pussy anon. What's next, "no suffering" mod?
>>742786472unchipped mode is easier desu
>Mr. CEO, a second grav-bag IED nuke has exploded in the grey planet.https://files.catbox.moe/ngna3r.webm
>>742802374It's rng in a can, including how much you sip at once. You can open the console to check what it was after you drink some.Every sip from the same can is the same, but it can range from 500ml of various juice that instantly overhydrates you, to 175ml of procoagulant which turns your blood to stone.At least it can't roll bleach or oxyline anymore.
>>742803935we will make Grey Planet a caliphate alhamdulillah
crafting ui is fucking awful
Bonked myself into a skullcrusher. Ouch.And then it came back to finish me off with a donkey punch after skullfucking me unconscious.>>742803803I just wanna see if it improves my framerates when hosting.>picA mod that replaces crude oil with olive oil would be amusing.>>742804317kek
oh god anon im so sorry hahaha, i just opened the vault without thinking at all, i was just like>oh i have red blood lemme open it for everyoneand completely forgot about what happens when it unlocks. acting without thinking first is so embarrassingly expielike of me.the worst (funniest) part is that this wasn't even the first time i accidentally fucked over host anon in the same run. just terrible. and funny.
>>742805531thoughts on mutant expie with big marine tail?
>>742805680tail time
>>742800990its a sex mod you tard
>>742805680Cute!
>>742805680He looks like he would lunge at me from 20 meters away then perforate my chest cavity with his tail.
hug anons during earthquakes for rock-solid stability and safety! keep hugging until the scary shaking stops. this raises each others happiness too.>>742805680huge fat fucking furry expie tail. i want to lift it up and wrap my arms around it and sleep on it like a pillow and cuddle and nap with it and the expie too.
>>742806287>throwing up all over your hug partner keeping you safe during an earthquakegross but understandable. hope he patted your back afterwards.
>>742800990what the fuck is this
>>742806806it is a sex mod
>>742806864OHfootage?
>>742806806reading through the comments what the FUCK is happening here, why is the modmaker replying with chatgpt?? what?it's fucking hilarious. I am pretty sure it's a porn mod I guess? But why even do this instead of uploading it to some other website.
>>742806806>>742800990
>>742806864no its not
>>742806972>>742807848retardshttps://litter.catbox.moe/39f7b61pt3u7rjjh.mp4
>"While it looks like a plant, it's actually an animal!">Plant-like immobile that can be farmed for meatIt's this thing just a garloid?
>>742808696fucking lmao
>>742808864
>>742806767milkies are MADE to be puked on and bled on and more. their fluffy white bodies are like a blank canvas and your bodily fluids the paint.>>742808696KEEEK thank you anon for bravely downloading the sketchy mod and sacrificing your credit card info to bring us that mp4. lets look for some bleach to wash our eyes and brain grow to heal the brain damage inflicted after seeing that.
I'm surprised there isn't a simple jerking off minigame mod. We all fucking know the Dev made those minigames for that purpose.
>>742808696>roza as the belayerknot going to beat the allegations with that one>>742809274>milkies are MADE to be puked on and bled on and more. their fluffy white bodies are like a blank canvas and your bodily fluids the paint.this is NOT okay milkies spend hours a day keeping their perfect white fur perfect, enough dirt gets on it during the day as is. a coal rat has no place to be puking or bleeding or worse on my fur, ESPECIALLY if i am allowing them to hug me. non-white bodily fluids have no place on this pristine coat!
>>742809702Perhaps there's Milkies that would love nothing more than to have their fur be a canvas for stains.
>>742808696tell us if your info gets stolen
>>742809702>on this pristine coatpost your disgusting flawless perfect black beans NOW arrogant inferior milkigger pseud
>>742809702what about white bodily fluids. are milk and other stuff like that allowed
>still barely any lemonade artHow?
>>742809817that sounds repulsive. they better prefer washing it off afterwards (so they can do it again)>>742809987you KNOW they dont let us have pcs with webcams you stupid overconfident overzealous off-brand cereal mascot rejecteealso>tight cock>>742810289it is BARELY acceptable if and only if it doesn't mess up the coat's sheen and feel, and is easily washed out. clear liquids have a similar rule.
>>742772137Loving and consensual sex with expies before launching them to gray planet to die a horrible death.
>>742810547>milkyanonpettable
>>742790601
>>742810673What happens between these two?
>>742810780milky is so fucking adorably small!!! i want to pour milk on him and suck the milk back out of his sopping wet fur and slam him against walls to make a loud thud
>>742810987imminent termination
>>742811049the human here is roughly 7'10" (2.4 meters) tall btw and hes not even standing up straight
>>742786472The digital watch tells you everything you need to know every few mins. Also you have no timer unchipped. Just chill.
what if we made an expie that was 20ft tall, as a square-cubed law experiment or something
>>742811153Its ok I believe in them
>>742811204>picrel is humanity in the year 25XX after centuries of gene editing optimization to achieve peak performance for allDev said humans live to 120 years too.
>>742805912who's the goat demon thing
>>742811417Baron. Large (apparently twice the size of the 7'10 gigachad humans), but very pleasant to be around and gentle. Probably the best Sawian.
>>742805912>>742811417That's a baron. They're almost twice as tall as humans, so about 14 feet tall apparently. >>742811204
>>742811384people jacking off expie feats on the gray planet going "humanity is doomed" until they see the average casualties verse human where they are all like some gigachud torture enthusiast apex gene engineering rapebeast monstrosity. Peak.
>casualities
>>742791321That greentext is fucking kino holy shit. Makes sense too if you noticed the nerf gun in this pic. Its probably all she was used to before the range
>>742811636We find the first human security guard sent to the gray planet for "evidence cleaning" and its some nigga that looks like this
>>742811384a considerable portion of why expies can claw through solid rock is probably because they're derived from enhanced humans rather than retro ones>>742791321that was not me. facility design feedback?
>>742811782I was thinking more like baki characters.
>>742811204>>742811384>>742811636How strong are they? Sounds like they could pick a smaller creature up effortlessly, dude is grabbing you like a yautja inspecting its prey
>>742812127People are just making shit up from retarded depictions the dev didnt think through and funny headcanon. I am pretty sure that humanity is not actually compromised of greek demigods in this setting.
new player, i feel like i'm getting the hang of the early game crafting progressionbut every time i get to the end of layer 2 i save and quit and start a new run because i know i will fail terribly and can't bear the burden of inflicting pain on my expiewhat do i need to know before venturing further?
>>742812225you can measure the tutorial human yourself if you want to, tiles are 0.3 meters
>>742811607Barons are also contenders for best for dedicated child bearing. >>742616274>>742812127>Sounds like they could pick a smaller creature up effortlessly, dude is grabbing you like a yautja inspecting its preyDefinitely. Experiments may look scrawny but they have dense powerful muscles, and all sawians are derived from Experiments, so massive Barons would be incredibly strong and able to manhandle the tiny lesser beings around them like ragdolls.
>>742812368You can literally recover from any injury and its ok to rest to regain status. Get your worthless black furry ass down to that cargo. Every time you quit the expie is executed.
>>742811607>nigger brown fur>best sawian
>>742812368The desert is a difficulty spike, but you can avoid most of the traps if you stay focused.Use mouse over to check for mines even if they're concealed. Never assume any bush or oil puddle is safe. Always always always mouse over first to make sure.
>>742812840A Baron could pick up a Voyager like a housecat and deliver bellyrubs until the Voyager is a quivering mess.
>>742811952> facility design feedback?Yay I wasn't able to post when you first asked a few days ago. I made a very slight edit of your facility design.>showers moved to be adjacent to sawian habsShowers seems like it'd be a popular and highly used room so I put it directly adjacent to the sawian's habs. It will be much faster for them to reach it this way, there will (assuming it's a highly used room) be much less foot traffic along the other hallways from sawians moving only to and from the showers, and this also means any water drips from sawians who shake themselves dry are confined to only the parts of the facility that the sawians inhabit. So no possibly wet slippery floors for the humans walking along security or sawian processing and stuff.Unless showers were deliberately place where they were for other reasons? Such as purposely making them need to walk kilometers if they wanna shower for exercise or something.>medicalI put medical where the showers used to be. This places medical nearest to the test chambers, which sounds good because if they get hurt during testing this shortens the walk. But wait did you once say that medical treatment was mostly left up to the sawians themselves to deal with and help each other? I think I may be misremembering.My few edits were mostly concerned with optimizing travel times for sawians moving on foot through the kilometers long facility. But I'm assuming travel times were of any concern at all for the company when they were designing it.I also propose security and sector control elevators be moved to a secure separate offshoot to minimize entry points for increased security in the hypothetical event of a mass riot of thousands or tens of thousands of sawians attempting to break out.And it seems like the 1km habs aren't the same size in your diagram.
>>742813298How is it artificial difficulty?You can easily spot and avoid every single hazard.>minesObvious >stalagsDude look up...>oilYou can literally see it moving>turretIts flashing red with a loud beeping sound, are you stupid?
>>742785669>EXPIED.COM>>742781347thousand expies die daily. Nobody is going to notice 1 bodybag missing/being empty
There should be a Milky character that wants their pristine white fur to be stained with blood, urine, and vomit.
>they're waiting for you Expie...>in the TEST chamburrrrrrr...
>>742813518>>742780784
>>742813674Bot or blind? I didn't say anything about artificial difficulty.
>>742813909abiotic factor update to go to the gray planet when
>>742811685Oh shit I never made the connection with the nerf gun in the first image. Very cute.>>742814156Now. It goes as well as you'd expect.
>>742806806What the fuck is this response? Riddled with ai sloppism.I would avoid the fuck out of that mod and probably report it.
Expie! Time for your weekly "training" session!
>>742814197:( i just want a wandering expie trader to offer me goods for medical supplies
>>742814563>ywn look forward to whenever the wandering expie trader arrives to trade for supplies and rare incredible advanced technology and chat together too, before saying farewell and wishing them the best, and maybe eventually getting to hug them after building enough trust and rapport, earning you a nice buff.>ywn rescue poor innocent expies from the gay planet and adopt them, keeping them safe, well-fed, and happy at your base where they work as cute little assistants going to and fro various tasks>reality: FUCK YOU NIGGER COMPANY YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME BACK TO THE LABS>*activates grav-bag nuke*There can be no happiness in the sawianverse.
>>742772609you can try rimworld+expie/sawian mod and play on easy difficultyas for actual fan game? Orson doesn't seem to like mods, and he (probably) won't like a fan game. Actually can someone ask the dev on dicksword?assuming he doesn't care and wont send copyright drone strike at you, what kind of fan game would you like, /v/?Realistically?I think maybe a VN sort of like snoot game? i can't think about any other successful "fan" game. Maybe something like this war of mine?Unrealistically?First person RPG/immersive sim - this game's setting sounds really cool to explore, a bunch of genetic freaks trying to cope with their hellish conditions (kinda reminds me of vangers setting, just with furries instead of bugs), which makes memorable quests easier to write, something like>Expie got a severe infection and will 100% croak without antibiotics>Several other expies got infection too, but it is not remotely as bad, they might pull through without meds, and if it gets worse you can amputate infected limbs>so what would (you) do, player? let one guy die, but save the others? OR save everyone, but some of them might lose limbs and becomes less useful as a result?or more related to the fact that sawians are not humans>would you allow dunes into your group? >on the one hand, they are big (relatively speaking) strong brutes and can dig well (plus saying "no fuck off, we dont allow the likes of you here" to their face might not end well) >on the other they are cannibalistic retards that only care about foodor>would you allow milkies into your group?>They are smart and can easily craft anything your group needs. Good with guns.>they are also smart enough to devise a plan to replace (you) as a group leader.
>>742815117>assuming he doesn't care and wont send copyright drone strike at you,He will care a little, but I doubt he'd send drone bombs to your home.>I think maybe a VN sort of like snoot game?An anon in an early thread made a concept for such a game.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/737810174/#737812436And I heard someone in the dicksword is making a dating sim or something with you as a company human X a velvet right now.
>>742814242If your expie is still breathing after the conclusion of your experiments, you're doing it wrong.
>>742815117I'd appreciate nearly any game where you play as a sawian or if they were the 99% main focus, humans excluded as much as possible. Even a top down management sim where you run a sawian facility would be nice if it's mostly focused on keeping the little guys happy and not revolting while still doing experiments corporate wants you to do, the most likely avenue of this being realized is extremely modded prison architect or something. But a proper colony sim that's entirely sawian focused and more dwarf fort than rimworld about sawians settling either the gray planet or another planet would be my ideal unrealistic never going to happen game.A first person rpg where you play as a sawian on a developed gray planet would also be something i'd absolutely love even if i'm not much into those kinds of game in general.
>>742815562>PUNISH>anon, don't you want to gain their tr->PUNISH>PUNISH>PUNISH
>>742813518they were mostly put over there because sometimes sawian processing would put them through, but now that i think about it there would probably be a special zone in sawian processing with Good showers and the water zone for the average sawian would suck ass and be where you put it.iirc that medical was a human one, but it would be much more interesting if there just wasnt one on this floor, so im probably going to axe it.also yeah im pretty sure theyre different sizes ill fix that lol
Imagine how good it must feel to stick your dick in a braindead expie.
>>742815562>Low Corporate trust: You're terminated.>Low Sawian trust: You get murder-suicided by the Sawian next time you go into the room (i.e. choosing any option), with different flavors for the different Sawians.>High trust on both: You have the option to escape with your Sawian. You both make it to the security fence outside before you're both gunned down.
>>742815674ok, updated version
>>742816141how would each sawian kill you?i imagine it'd be something like this:>expie shivs you with a makeshift knife, and is put down by security>milky rigs a makeshift bomb to the door, accidentally made the blast zone bigger than the room>dune pulls you apart and runs off into the facility, is eventually put down
>>742815674>there would probably be a special zone in sawian processing with Good showersThat's what I was thinking too, if a sawian gets called for testing they'll get a proper washing and preparation in sawian processing or something.>iirc that medical was a human oneIf a sawian needs medical treatment after testing does sawian processing handle that?I suppose I'd like a quick rundown on what goes in the sawian processing block in general.>>742815672kek i'd love a reverse version of picrelated where company trust increases to use whenever anons post about abusing sawians as a company employee.>>742816141Very accurate. I think that was basically the gist of what anons were saying when discussing the concept of the game. You even nailed the "seemingly good ending" having an inevitably tragic and futile ending resulting in both of your deaths.
>>742815562>socialYeah i dont think the whole "top secret" thing works when you live stream farquad putting makeup on an expie
>>742816797Anon what the fuck are you talking about? That is obviously short for socialisation, i.e. talking and spending time with the expie
>>742816751sawian processing is where most of them who get called go each day. they're prepped for the experiment/assignment in whatever way is required, then either sent to a test chamber/experimental chamber or up the elevator. its also where they chip pups. and manage seperating pups from mothersthey don't bother giving the expies medical supplies, but they let them keep excess stuff after experiments, so there's medicine and such in circulation. there would also be a lot of smaller offshoots not scene in the super big map, ie storage closets, janitorial stuff (sawians are all sent to their rooms during the night), most of those hallways have caged catwalks to allow security around without letting expies around, all the ventilation control stuff, auxiliary and backup power generation and elevators and stairwells, etc etc etc.
>>742816694i'd think an expie would slit your throat with his claws and then slit his own throat, crying the entire time. he either wouldn't be bothered to or couldn't make a makeshift knife better than his own claws.i like the milky one, that one seems pretty accurate. perhaps if truly unspeakable things were done to them they'd intentionally make that blast as big as possible, makes a statement and puts them out of their misery hopefully with as little suffering as possible.i'd say dune sounds accurate too, maybe he'd take a few bites off your corpse (or still living body) if he really hated you. a voyager would be more inclined to making a shiv and stabbing it through your heart, then delusionally running towards guards or other humans begging for love only to be shot down.a roza would try and incapacitate you in some way, probably a strong hit to the head if you turn away, and then cover you until you froze to death. not sure what kind of self termination they'd do though, maybe some showy maximum pain wrist slitting.the others im not sure really have enough defined traits to guess for, even roza and voyager might be a little stretchy. definitely something good to be said about a velvet at least.
>literal Furaffinity general allowed on /v/How far has this place fallen….
>>742816797Just do exactly what the real Nigger Company does and say it's a vtuber and rake in the trillions of dollars while marketing expie merchandise with special editions of bath water and anatomically correct bioengineered expie cock dildos and pussy onaholes and plushies made with real expie fur.https://files.catbox.moe/ntubwp.webm
>>742817032>they don't bother giving the expies medical suppliesShit really? Am I understanding this correctly, the coats don't treat their injuries and just send the sawian back to their hab with whatever injuries they possibly sustained during testing and experimentation? No wonder 200 die every single day. I think I'd be really fucking pissed off and feel strong hatred for the weird endlessly cruel and uncaring furless pink creatures in labcoats if I were a sawian and that happened to me or my friends.Nigger corp really demonstrating the "expendable" in "expie", huh.
>>742800615>>742800919Thanks, im glad you like these.
>>742817823i mean they give some of them bandages as part of regular testing and theyre allowed to keep those bandages even if they dont use the whole roll, or if a sawian is prescribed braingrow or something they can keep any extra pills they dont use. so theres a (not enough, never enough) steady supply of meds coming in that way
>>742817823also to be fair they bring out 2000 every day, only 1/10th of expies they call up each day die to their injuries
>>742819083>there's only a 10% mortality rate, see? it's not such a big dealthe mortality rate of lumber workers is like 1/1000 or something! and that's over the course of a lifetime!!!! 10% chance of just death every time you get called is nuts! and it's nuts that saying it's only 10% is a "to be fair" statement! That's also not taking into account all the expies maimed or mutilated and sent back to gen pop each day. I would not want to be any of the scientists that have to pass through security into that area of the facility at all, thousands of pissed off and sad sawians wanting to claw at you is not worth whatever they're paying me.
>>742819483well i mean theres like a 1.66% chance you get called each day if youre a sawian, so. yknow. if the sawians get too agitated they can just be gassed or shot. and if they kill too many they can just adjust the drugs in the water supply for a while to get the population back on track
>getting butthurt at expie death statisticsThey are literally lab grown snuff meat, nothing more than property to be used and abused.
>>742819083what happens to the horrifyingly massive piles of sawian corpses produced daily? are they turned into soup and fed back to their living friends and family?mmmm, onions sawian...
>>742816797>>742817401N corp realized that making content with sawians is more profitable than the experiments>100 Sawians Vs World’s Biggest Trap!>I Stranded 100 Sawians In The Wilderness For A Barrel Of Fent!>Trapped On Gray Planet Until They Find The Cargo!>100 Milkies Vs World's Strongest Dune!>Survive 100 Days In Gray Planet Caves, Win 1000 Burgers!>Survive 100 Days Trapped In A Private Pod, Keep It>I Saved 1,000 Sawians From Dying!>I Adopted 1,000 Sawians!>Can 1,000 Sawians Survive World’s Biggest Sound Canon?>Can 1 Dune Eat 1000 Sawian Corpses?
>>742821129>MXC: MOST EXTREME TERMINATION CHALLENGE>Sawian Thunderdome that hosts and broadcasts all sorts of brutal bloodsports, such as deathmatches with sawians equipped with jetpacks and machetes.>Expie Plinko>Nondescript Can Roulette>Sawian gameshows hosted by the company>Bowling Ballers>"How many gulps of minibarrel ice cream until blood solidification?">"How much cake can an expie eat until dying of obesity-induced cardiac arrest?">"How much meat can a dune eat until it literally cannot anymore?">Irradiated Butter Expie Prank>Epic Expie Fail CompilationsI LOVE all of anons ideas for the company's fucked up gameshows and shit they put the sawians through to make content for money.>100 Sawians Vs World’s Biggest Trap!What trap?>100 Milkies Vs World's Strongest Dune!Milkies would win if they were able to run away and desperately craft firearms. Otherwise I honestly think a massive monster dune could kill 100 milkies.>Survive 100 Days In Gray Planet Caves, Win 1000 Burgers!This would be difficult but is probably possible. The caves would be completely stripped clean of all possible food by the end.>Survive 100 Days Trapped In A Private Pod, Keep ItLiterally impossible but that's why it's funny.>I Saved 1,000 Sawians From Dying!Incredible. Assuming most or all of the "dying sawians" aren't staged fake actors.>I Adopted 1,000 Sawians!GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME.>Can 1,000 Sawians Survive World’s Biggest Sound Canon?If they aren't killed instantly, and are given medical supplies to stop the massive internal bleeding and respiratory collapse, yes!>Can 1 Dune Eat 1000 Sawian Corpses?No it would die of obesity-induced cardiac arrest, but it would be the happiest dune in the galaxy the entire time.
>>742816694>orange breaks your spine with hugs
this expie npc from bloodsaw looks kinda sus
>>742822889I think that would better fit as the EXTREMELY high trust orange bad ending, though.
>>742823545what the FUCK is that thing? i enjoy how much the developers artstyle has improved since then. yet i also enjoy their huge massive bapper paws. absolute grippers.
Unfortunately my attempt at fluffy-baiting has ended up looking malnourished yet again.
>>742824502Looks cute.What is it made on and for what purpose (besides looking cute)?
>>742824502Looks cool, i like pixel textures, but i think its too canine, its face should look more like a squirrel, imho
>>742824040I want to suffocate under the fat expie's DILF gut while he rides my dick.
>comfy
>>742824502Cuutee!>fluffy-baitingI'd say you succeeded with that big bushy fluff tail.>ended up looking malnourished yet again.To be fair, experiments are pretty small and scrawny. If you wanna up the fluffness and lower the malnourishedness I propose thickening the thighs. Because expies have quite thick thighs.Show us the beans! I can see little glimpses and they look extremely squeezable.
>>742813909>>742814197you know, I've been thinking what if sawians got isekaied to other vidya labs, maybe its observer fuckery, maybe N corp fucks up teleportation, and a pod of sawians (actually can be just one, since go fuck yourself isn't an insult to them, but a call to action) ends up in another world, and i think the absolute worst place they can get isekai'd is SCP FoundationSure, Ncorp experiments are inhumane, but Foundation would use sawians to tickle Cthulhu asshole and they would suffer incomprehensible horrors beyond sawian comprehension as a result.But what truly makes SCP worse then N-corp is the fact that N-corp is incompetent and retarded, they only care about profit, they fear uncle Sam, and eventually sawians get their freedom when N-corp dumps them on the gray planet in fear of being discovered. SCP foundation doesn't give a fuck about government, hiding Lovecraftian horrors is their job, what's a bunch of Furries compared to that? Also they need expendable fodder, and sawians are perfect for that. Even IF SCP foundation would consider sawian life as valuable as human, sawians are still fucked, they multiply fast and grow much faster than a human, don't have any grieving (okay, maybe not "not grieving", but "not nosy and outside of foundation") relatives, so they would replace a ton of D class. What can bring sawians freedom in SCP universe? Only collapse of Foundation - but anything capable of such feat will likely end the world. They can only find peace in extinction. (maybe with the exception of 682, that seething reptile chud hates HUMANITY, not life itself iirc, so maybe it could look past the 1/3 human part in sawians.)
>>742825923what is the original source of that dumb expie
>>742772137Something like Diggles mod?
the observer LOVES spawncamping anons with traps.>>742825923anon's friend's expie would be perfect for peanut duty. just look at it, it just stares. and never ever blinks.but yes i agree SCPverse would be a massive downgrade for sawians from their native universe. there is no chance of happiness for sawians there, whereas sawians do have a chance at happiness living on the grey planet in their own civilization they build with their own paws.it would also make the foundation even more unlikable because now they're throwing innocent cute furry lives into the eternal soul agonizer torment blenders, instead of death row inmates guilty of heinous crimes.
>>742824849Blender.It's purpose is to maybe be the main character in this small game I've been thinking of making, with it's fluffyness and cuteness hopefully giving it some extra appeal, that's why I called it fluffy-bait.>>742824998I might try tweaking the eyes a bit more.>>742825474There's not a whole lot more.
>>742772609It would be boring. The extreme danger is what makes the adventure exciting
>>742808696I was asleep when anon posted this and the file got deleted, what the fuck was in it, a rickroll? Some stupid shit? genuine malware?
>>742826670i love him so so so so much. i love his blush i love his tail. for being fluffy bait he doesn't seem all that fluffy to me, but that's alright. his eyes could definitely be a bit more oval.you better make whatever this small game you're thinking of making is, i want to play as this xp.
>>742826670>There's not a whole lot more.UUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HOLLY PINK BEEEEEAANNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!Bullshit those are super cute heart-shaped pawpads and pink jelly beans anon, I love them and maybe want them to step on me just to see and feel them squish. Not in a weird way, of course.>It's purpose is to maybe be the main character in this small game I've been thinking of making, with it's fluffyness and cuteness hopefully giving it some extra appeal, that's why I called it fluffy-bait.I'm imagining it in motion and yes it's very cute. It's fluffyness and cuteness has most definitely given it much extra appeal to me and now I wanna know more about this small game you're making, if you're willing to share a little about what you're cooking up.
>>742821070Anyone have a list of all the sawians and their corresponding numbers?
HEROIC anon SLAYS SALAD with nothing but one arm and a WRENCHmay he rest in peace(s)...
>>742828030>list of all the sawians and their corresponding numbers?
>>742825923>682, that seething reptile chud hates HUMANITY, not life itself iircDid they change it? Because what i remember is it did in fact hate ALL life with the sole exception of SCP-999
>>742828131And that's not counting the amount they already sent to the Grey Planet.
>>742825923next in order of worst to best, ApertureThey would probably more interested in pod and teleportation method at first, because when they started their tests Aperture Science had a lot of cash to waste and they would use "astronauts, war heroes, and Olympic athletes" for their tests, and only when their funds runs out they would use sawians, and even though experiments are still deadly and painful, Aperture would treat their subjects well - good food, pets and actual medical help in attempt to save easily replaceable sawians. In the end, the mad clanker GLaDOS would kill most of them in neurotoxin fart cloud. But even if one sawian survives, then their kind could survive and live a decent live >>742826442>it would also make the foundation even more unlikable because now they're throwing innocent cute furry lives into the eternal soul agonizer torment blenders, instead of death row inmates guilty of heinous crimes.Oh yeah, it would fit them really well, they would be more>we are doing what we must to save humanity from cosmic horrors, we merely kill so much sawians because they are easy to replace and we can't afford to take chances.and less>we must throw hard to replace D-class that took decades to grow into a meat grinder each month cause le grimdark setting xD>>742828267i think it gets along with the computer, so not all thinking/sentient beings? now that i think about it, yeah, they would be fucked by the "1/3 human" thing, so scratch that, they are ultra-giga fucked.
>>742828070>caught on camerahell yeah
>>742828131>and their corresponding numbers?I'm not sure. At minimum 80,000. Most likely more than 100,000. That is a huge amount of sawians crammed into one place. It's no surprise at all that suspicion by the government has been aroused from the no doubt massive amount of food being shipped and received to feed them all. Although I can't find picrelated on the wikis, unless I'm retarded. Unfortunately I haven't found every E-PDA in-game yet so I don't have screenshots of all of them or this one, and it seems cropped.
>>742829398I like to believe that milky's marine dna comes from squids cuz intelligence and no other particular reasons
I've started a fun little game for the capsule code minigame where anons and I take turns inputting each digit. Usually it's just me and one other anon but this time there was four of us and it was fun and funny. I love and enjoy the little moments like these while playing with you guys.>>742829297Hell yeah wrenchanon. I enjoyed spectating you after getting my head bitten off ride that fucker while pulping it with your wrench lol.>>742829610I want to poke those shiny black pawpads and beans but know I shouldn't.
>>742829749I don't think i've ever seen another player's hand during any minigames in my time playing with the multiplayer mod, and i'm not sure why.
>>742829240give me the sauce on that derpy expie
>>742826065>>742830908Here
Expie passed intelligence test by pure random and got in smart class. But they just wanted to play...
>>742831295cute nervous dog!
This was from an experimental speedrun with maximum traps and using catpatch's challenge mode to further boost certain traps even more.For the desert, I wanted to maximize turrets. I wanted to emulate a certain crazy webm I'll post after this.>>742778540Always be looking for traps!Case in point: Watch as I completely fail to spot a turret in plain sight and suffer the painful consequences.>>742772137I turned traps to 0x once and it was surprisingly calm, comfy, and relaxing. Zero traps turns the furry agony game into a calm furry spelunking game that can have surprisingly harsh consequences for falls.>>742830064I can only hope that's simply because you've coincidentally never played a minigame with another player and not some weird bug that's only affecting you.>>742829240>and only when their funds runs out they would use sawiansThey will use sawians and comedically end up making their funds problem even worse as their test subjects continue to asexually reproduce and multiply via mitosis like bacteria until their is more of them than they now what to do with kek. I'm imagining Aperture Science starting to employ (paid in food, bed, and pets, of course, not money) sawians in very simple and mundane roles at first, perhaps only having to do with tests, but then gradually slowly expanding the number of sawians employed and the roles assigned to them as their money and sawian overpopulation problems worsen until it gets to the point that there's more sawian employees at Aperture than humans.Imagine adorably cute and impressively intelligent milkies wearing lab coats that they have personally tailored and adjusted to fit their diminutive forms as their human co-workers notice they've started to work alongside more and more of them until it gets to the point it feels more like a sawian company than a human company.
>>742829610your milky looked all weird and wrong. here, i fixed him for you.>>742829749>I want to poke those shiny black pawpads and beans but know I shouldn't.i think you'd have a better time poking this milky's pawpads than a standard terrrestial one. they'd scratch you and be all sorts of rude, but aqua-milky would let you touch his paws as much as you want! (some potential minor side effects to this)>>742830989glorious, i was hoping you'd post him with a transparent background at some point. thank you.>>742831295poor guy, i hope he does well. i'm glad he kept his fish.
>>742829240>But even if one sawian survives, then their kind could survive and live a decent liveThe mental image of a sawian(s) leaving the labs and emerging into that pretty picturesque windows xp endless grain field background is beautiful. picsemirelatedSawians rebuilding civilization in the ruins of the american midwest also has fascinating implications for the lore of half-life. Presumably there's still at least a few humans surviving in the US, I'd like to think they wouldn't shoot a sawian on sight thinking they're a hostile xen or combine monstrosity. I sense a possible seed of a greentext or short story but my brain lacks the imagination to properly grow and harvest it.I'd like to imagine the end result is a nice positive human-sawian integrated coexistence with benefits, prosperity, and happiness for both species. If humans can get along with and befriend vortigaunts who originally were all hostile murderous enslaved aliens then surely humanity can get along with sawians too.>>742831647Woah 4-armed milky!>i think you'd have a better time poking this milky's pawpads than a standard terrrestial one.>aqua-milky would let you touch his paws as much as you want!>(some potential minor side effects to this)"Potential minor side effects" you mean like tachycardia from how excited and happy I'll get? Sounds totally worth it if I get to squeeze and rub and massage those paws without needing to wrap my arms in gauze like a mummy to stem the bleeding claw wounds afterwards.
>>742772609Such an idea makes the Observer sad.
>>742829749Thank you for leaving out the part where we had to start over because I pressed the wrong button
>>742829240Next, Black mesa. Thanks to questionable ethics we know what happens to aliens in this facility, a lot of them are gonna get butchered for science, yet it is still better then N-corp experiments, at least they will be dissected under anesthesia - for practical reasons at the very least. They'll have to survive xen invasion, 7 hour war and combine take over - so not getting eaten by aliens, not getting shot by hecu/aliens, flee black mesa fast enough to not get nuked (hardest part imho), not getting shot by trigger happy humans/aliens (said humans are likely to shoot some nonhuman, considering it is an alien fucking invasion) for 7 hours and not being modified by combine into a walking counter argument to transhumanism.Should they survive this (admittedly, that is unlikely), they would be treated well by human resistance, hell wrinkly alien nutsacks - Vortigaunts are part of the resistance, and they fought against humanity as the Nihilanth's slaves. According to Marc Laidlaw's epistle 3 humanity drives off the combine, and i think humanity would treat sawians like the only unambiguous victim of this whole mess:Humans - caused the cascade, dissected sawians and vortsVorts - though as the slaves, they still killed people and helped attempted conquest of the earthsawians - They were fucked non-stop by everyone - created as lab rats, experimented by N-corp and then Black mesa, then forced into non-stop cascade bloodbathSo Expies could finally, FINALLY enjoy living as normal people, albeit on a planet utterly devastated by alien flora & fauna, wars that make middle east look peaceful and resource extraction by combineAlso it is kinda the same world as portal, so if expies survive GLaDOS fart cloud they can get basically the same outcome
played the demo, it's decent. but why the furry?
>>742772137Whenever the thoughts get too loud. I just boot up Casualties Unknown and suddenly I can't think about anything else but what's happening in front off me
>>742775780Nice, but also just a bit cursed.
>>742778540Don't try to fight a salad. You'll die.
Stalactites are funny (annoying(funny)). It's funny how crystal anon seems to not notice oilanons plight.>>742832432It's ok anon I'm pretty sure I pressed the wrong button once too and had to start over. So we're BOTH retards. Wanna be retards together?>>742832435>They'll have to survive literally everythingIt would be extremely difficult, but not impossible.>and not being modified by combine into a walking counter argument to transhumanismIf the combine decide to round them all up and incorporate every single one into the combine then I'm afraid it's so over...But all it takes is just one to escape, to hide, and not get caught to go on and reproduce and singlehandedly save the entire species.I really really love the idea and mental image of sawians dressed up and fighting the combine alongside human rebels to save not just themselves, but each other too. It's very sweet and heartwarming and cool and courageously inspiring.>So Expies could finally, FINALLY enjoy living as normal people,God yes I need this.>albeit on a planet utterly devastated by alien flora & faunaThe solution to this is so gloriously and geniusly simple.Dunes. Unleash the dunes. Let them sate their endless hunger and hunt to their heart's content. They'll love it and love you for letting them do it and praising them for it, becoming eager happy and enthusiastic alien hunter hounds for human and sawiankind reclaiming the planet.>>742833119The developer says art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed, so it seems like it's working. What thoughts btw?
>>742826913it was a video showing a roza player with the knot rope item from the mod go into a trader pod, open an expie trader menu, select a "belaying" option with some cheesy text, then the roza fucked the expie, because it was a sex mod. and then the roza player detonated their intracranial explosive.>>742829610its heavily implied to be dolphins>>742832756watch the doshdoshington video or lurk moar people explain this shit like twice a day
>>742833596Bad ones. The sheer amount of graphic and hard suffering in this game absolutely comforts the disturbed
>>742832756because of the dev's massive furry fetish. Just kidding, its because of many reasons, many people are kinda misanthropic these days and often choose to get a furry pet instead of a human baby. Furry creature with somewhat innocent mind invokes a different kind of response when it gets hurt, and oh boy, do they get hurt! their whole existence is almost non-stop pain, and it invokes empathy, as a result we care about the character much more. Imagine if it was just human, that didn't whine and just said "oh no, my arm appears to be broken! i should remedy this ASAP!" instead of "FUCKFUCKFFUK I DONT WANNA DIE I DONT WANNA DIE PLEASE PLEASE". And also because of the dev's massive furry fetish, yeah.
>>742832756to make the game more appealing to human men
>>742833734Then why is the character not a Voyager?
Fuck Vee!
>>742833609Ah, so it was a cringe developer issue, got it.
being swallowed whole by Milky!
>>742833706I really love the fucked music that plays when your character is absolutely miserable and is so fucking done with their miserable and hopeless existence they can and will tear their veins out of their wrists or blow their brains out with a firearm to make the unbearable mental and emotional pain, anguish, and suffering end so they can go into the permanent blissful unthinking and unfeeling sleep that they so crave and will gladly never wake up from.>"I wish to go to sleep and never wake up."Fuck... Me too, expie. I know that exact feeling. You can tell this is a vent game for the developer.https://youtu.be/mxhNqGF6d14>>742834093Great news anon! Vee has unambiguously unequivocally unironically absolutely been fucked! Multiple times, possibly!
Who the FUCK is Vee.
>>742833596>Wanna be retards together?That's why I've still got the MP mod installed, my man
>>742834712expie from a fic by an anonhttps://archiveofourown.gay/works/84242376
>>742834640Absolutely the developer has many issues that he uses this game to express. Reminds me of the difference between Kentaro Miura and Hayao Miyazaki and how opposite they are to their works. Really shows what the individual puts out and what they leave behind.This game really has amazing sound design and music. Everything is so real...
>>742834093Hey FuckVee anon quick question, are you C:K's writeanon??
>>742834771tHANKS.
>>742833906need to maintain some plausible deniability
what the fuck did dune mean by this?
>>742824502>>742827302Missing the third headspike at the botton-back. Otherwise it's a milky.
>>742833721The thing that disturbed me the most in this game was sitting in the sandbox in MP just chilling with other anons. Injuries are whatever, I'm playing a videogame and trying to unfuck myself. I care about the character because the character is the means by which I continue playing the game.I'm going to butcher this, trying to put it into words, but sitting in that chamber with the chat scrolling fast enough to keep my attention on the game but slowly enough that my focus could drift... I heard the ambient sounds, and thought about the other sawians in the facility that would be making them, and the horrible things that must have happened to them in the past, and the horrible things that will happen to them in the future. And I thought about how we were enjoying each other's company, but we were stuck in a small room that we couldn't leave. Knowing what it's like to find respite and not even be able to enjoy it because it's brief and fleeting and soon you'll be alone again with hell waiting around the corner.>>742834640>blow their brains out with a firearm to make the unbearable mental and emotional pain, anguish, and suffering end so they can go into the permanent blissful unthinking and unfeeling sleep that they so crave and will gladly never wake up fromBut fuck if you're not too chickenshit to even take the safety off when it comes down to it. Teetering on blackout drunk and miserable and hopeless as ever, you still cling on to life like it's going to get better somehow. Can't even make half a commitment and you wonder why you've got a nothing life.Anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKAaYtdxYZk
>>742832435And last, but definitely not least - the GOAT, company which hires from actual universities instead of fucking unit 731, company who's personel ISNT FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS, but a living embodiment of a nerd emoji - the one and only Cascade Laboratories.Need i say more? They are the only research company that isn't some shade of fucking evil in all vidya, if not in all fiction. Their only sin is working with gatekeepers shizos, but i guess if they gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into them and turns them into an occult shizoids that kill every living thing they see and probably listen to death grips/death metal at full volume under their gasmasks all the time.Sawians would be treated like animals at first (which is already a fucking improvement), but then (depending on whether or not IS-0012 fuck up happened yet ) they would probably allowed some limited presence outside the containment. These nerds even tried to domesticate a peccary “with only minor burns, I believe.”so expies definitely, 100% getting pets and actual decent treatment. The whiplash from sawian POV must be insane - from being treated like fodder to a beloved pet by labcoats. at last they dodge the fucking torment nexus, for at most several decades, before the order fucks everything up. Atleast this time the nerds are on their side, trying to save everyone (sawians included) from lovecraftian horrors And then? well the world gets ultra fucked. Railed like Voyagers would if anons from these thread could get their hands on them, even. like its not even funny, it is implied that world portal shitstorm is gonna get worse, some scientists plan to fuck off to some anteverse to wait it out - so the ending is sawians and labcoats surviving, maybe even thriving in some cozy anteverse. Its not perfect, but its certainly that "better" they deserve If that is not saviorfagmaxxing, then nothing is.
>>742837270Also, that guy we players follow around is probably a literal honest to god(?) antichrist, and it one of the few things that i wish to kill with the upgraded double shotty's crit
>>742812368>what do i need to know before venturing further?craftmax like hell in the first 2 layers so you can get, at best a normal pickaxe, a belt to hold it, a crude cleaver for cutting, a makeshift wrench, and a material pouch that you will use to keep a shitload of canvases, scrap wood and metal, and charcoal from crafting shit near a campfire to make more fires later on. If you want more space also get a basic backpack from a foliage bag and some string and rope, you will make a better one later in the desert since the bushes drop a butload of foliage(that you can also keep in the material pouch, get in the habit of jamming light shit in there for later crafting)aside from that, just take care, remember to manage your heat, and look out for traps
>>742818764Oh no, he better be the god of poker.
morning. any server up?
>>742839060Just the dedicated one. But that one should be resetting around this time.Wait till murican time, around 11am-2pm UTC-4.
>>742839229I'm in CET, UTC+2, so that's quite a bit of waiting. on the other hand I have errands to run
>>742837270 (me)Also fun fact: depending on when the isekaing happens, Voyagers can get before their namesake is launchedSo, that's all, atleast the labs that i can think of. I probably should've been sleeping instead of making these, and i've probably made some grammatical errors here and there, but at least i caught >"wrinkly Vortigaunts alien nutsacks are treated well by the resistance"before i hit post>>742831435>"Cave Johnson here, i have a question for our sawian employees. What does the phrase "Go fuck yourself" mean? ill tell you what it DOES NOT MEAN. IT DOESN'T MEAN MULTIPLY LIKE GODDAMN RABBITS! OR CANCER CELLS! OR RABBIT CANCER CELLS! ANY SAWIAN CAUGHT PROCREATING WILL BE HOSED FROM A WATER CANON!" >>742831647>glorious, i was hoping you'd post him with a transparent background at some point. thank you.No problem! The creature must spread.>>742832042>I'd like to think they wouldn't shoot a sawian on sight thinking they're a hostile xen or combine monstrosity.both would probably avoid each other>it's not a monster, but it's an alien, so who knows? maybe its just uses disguise of a cute looking creature to get close, best to stay clear>it's not a labcoat, but it's a human, so who knows? maybe it will use me as fodder against xen monsters, best to stay clear>I'd like to imagine the end result is a nice positive human-sawian integrated coexistence with benefitsimagine whatever left of humanity fighting off the combine while US survivors just chilling with some furries>>742833596>Dunes. Unleash the dunes. Let them sate their endless hunger and hunt to their heart's content.But then we will have a dune problem. We'll be duned>>742837579>it one of the few things that i wish to kill with the upgraded double shotty's critSame, devs left so many clues to that creature true nature, yet we can't do anything about it. Atleast we can cope by thinking he has mind control or something
>>742839339There are a few euros too. One hosted last time even. But they also mostly join during american hours, so it's likely they're wagies and that's when they get off work.Anyway, if you're still up for it, I'll hop on the dedicated server in about four hours or so.
>>742796359>>742797975Of course they serve complementary fent syringes at sawian establishments.
>>742831647>>742829610Pet the Squog...
Please do not enable the changed fags. They can make their own thread about the weird cockvore game
How does the game choose which item to use for crafting when it comes to dressing, rippable, cutting, hammering, etc.?It seems almost arbitrary and I keep accidentally destroying machetes because it insists on using it as a hammer.
>>742845673from what i heard, it goes counter clockwise, and never uses favourited items
>>742845673if you favoirite an item it won't get used in crafting
Still working on that story about the abusive yet surprisingly symbiotic relationship between a trembling morphine-addict mess of an expie and a milky that happens to have a lockable medicine case. I'll post it here when I think it's in a good spot.
>>742845760>>742845764Yeah but I still want to use the machete for cutting. The clockwise thing is noted though.
>>742845673It selects counter clockwise in your main inventory starting with the offhand. Then left to right for wearables.It also sorts first in first out for items in the same bag.Perhaps bizarrely this means that items in your material pouch are the last things to be selected for crafting.I like to keep a wrench in one of my radial slot bags so that my machete never gets used as a hammer when it's on my belt.
>>742846316>Perhaps bizarrely this means that items in your material pouch are the last things to be selected for crafting.this seems almost like a bug. on the plus side, this will pick foliage that you happen to carry in worse containers, since the pouch is so good. it'd be nice if it always picked whichever is heaviest, accounting for weigh% reduction
>>742846527or it could just fucking let you choose which items to consume when there are multiple different choices, and pick the lowest condition one when all are identical.the current system sucks and is completely unjustifiable, not even from an "oops i accidentally tore apart my backpack while trying to make a dressing under stress" immersion standpoint.
>>742836221
>>742846807lowest condition is also reasonable. possibly the most reasonable, since you can always shuffle things around later on
>>742842280>off-model
>>742847537the head seems fine?
>>742847589I believe he's bitching about the breasticles
>>742847537>>742848642a little off model sawian never hurt anybody
>>742848923now show her vantablack cookie
>>742848923Why do artists draw milkies without snouts when they are also canine like expies are? Their snouts are much shorter, granted, but they aren't absent...
>>742831295He looks like one of those students who has to piss during class.
>>742849676Because lack of reference. For the longest time, Milky didn't really have a nose in a traditional sense. But now it is shown that they do have nostrils similar to Dune's.
>>742849976Why the hell is Loss in here?
>>742849676i based her design on the old version of this >>742849976 WIP picso i think they have a snout but a super subtle one, like idk michiru from BNA
Ch 2 of A Successful Return was posted today.Suppose to be an AU prequel of A Successful Outing, taking just before the events of it.
>>742850815
>>742836048
>>742852485cute
expie sexpie
milky milkies
>>742858172Sexpie should be another Expie off-shoot, but it's just Expie wanting sex.
>>742858809it's just an expie but with big boobs amd butt
>>742840771shut up, idc
>>742806287this is too cuteI'm adding it to the story
>>742858809isnt expie already sexpie
>>742848923After living a comfortable life for so long, i doubt she still has any trouble sleeping. Is she just putting on eyeliner to preserve her brand image? smart
>>742864837the fucked up sleep is a genetic condition so i think they're cursed with it no matter what
>>742865609Woah they're just like me
About to start my first run. The UI is pretty horrible so far.
>>742837270>>742840771>Railed like Voyagers would if anons from these thread could get their hands on them>"Cave Johnson here,"KEK>imagine whatever left of humanity fighting off the combine while US survivors just chilling with some furriesI'm imagining and it's very cozy.>But then we will have a dune problem. We'll be dunedFUCK you're right. It's like introducing a foreign species to your continent to hunt down pests and then that foreign species goes on to eat not just the pests, but everything else too while reproducing and multiplying beyond control.Ok scratch the unleashing mass dunes idea, let's instead simply use them in smaller numbers as trained hunting and attack dogs for hunting and attacking or defending from hostile xenos.>>742841493Cute bartender expie. I love how they don't have to wear pants.>>742845920Nice anon! I remember your previous post and I'm looking forward to read what you've been working on.>>742848923Woah... Massive milky milkers... And god those hips and thighs and cute belly.But seriously I love your art anon and I love this milky and her good human husband- I mean adopter who takes good care of her and makes her happy and smile. And is it just the angle or is her hair getting longer? Oh fuck I'm imagining her with long hair and it's so fucking pretty and beautiful and sexy. You could think of her hair getting longer as like a physical representation of both how long she's been with her human, and as how much she likes him and how close their deepening bond is. Maybe the company always kept sawians hair short, and milky kept it short even after being rescued because long hair is a vulnerability and a liability.But now she's confident and comfortable enough, both with herself, her life, and her human, to let it grow out longer and longer.You could just go crazy with ideas for this milky of yours, I love her.
>>742866429Don't jump down into dark pits you can't see the bottom of, and watch out for traps. Good luck, anon. Tell us how you died, as is tradition for all first-run anons.
>>742848923fondle the tumorous boobers
>>742866429Well this didn't take long.
>>742867046I think I fell on some sort of a bounce trap. After this, I just gave up and tried to go as deep as I could since I don't know how to fix internal bleeding.
>>742867193>how to fix internal bleeding.Oh, you'll need a chest drain if i remember right, usually if its not too bad, you can just leave it alone for a while and try and deal with any outside wounds while it heals
>>742825923How bad the Foundation would be genuinely hinges entirely on which canon we're discussing. There are plenty of Foundations which would treat the sawians amicably even if they never allow them their freedom and once they realize that they're basically all deeply stunted teenagers, would be aghast at the idea of using them for torment nexus experiments or subjecting them to eldritch horrors. You could even see them being granted the ability to roam the facilities once they can be trusted not to mess anything up like several other SCPs such as the Eye Pods and 999, potentially even working their way up to being trusted enough to be treated as proper staff or getting adopted by staff. Though given how short their lifespans are, they might not get that chance until the Foundation finds a way to fix their genetic code.But by that same token, there are plenty of Foundations that would do EXACTLY as you describe or worse. So it's a major game of russian roulette to determine whether they get a Foundation that keeps them safe and happy or one that does everything N Corp did but infinitely worse.
>>742774172this but only if you also have to play as a female
>>742867193I love players first runs because I wonder if it's canonically exactly how quickly expies would die in the grey planet.You know nothing about the game and what do to.And expies know nothing about the grey planet or what to do either.Both new players and expies fresh out of their life pods are just bumbling in the dark with no idea what they should be doing next, trigger a trap they had no idea they should have been watching out for, and die alone screaming for help that will never come.Fuck nigger company. Sawians deserve better.Anyways, internal bleeding is a fucking bitch, especially when you've just started. Do you remember how bad the internal bleeding was? If it was like -0.16mL or something then yeah you were probably fucked. Otherwise you could have probably survived, but with reduced lung capacity for a while. Although I see you took brain damage from that fall, and the effects of brain damage probably would have made you want to kill yourself kek.Your next runs may end just as suddenly and quickly, I know because I died ridiculously quickly for my first several runs. But as you play you gain experience and learn what to do and what not to do and before you know it you're in layer 2, then layer 3, then 4 and so on.picrel is some encouragement and inspiration from a fellow expie
>>742825923the foundation would probably consider the expies to be non-anomalous after researching them, unless their alien blood is anomalous enough because it connects them with the observer or some shitno idea what they would do with them after that, probably still consider them anomalous because they come from another dimension
I accidentally put an albino expie in the milky pen and they beat him to death.This isn't even funnty it's sad
>>742868759they would not do that they aren't voys
>>742772968Milky with overgrown and dirty fur from spending weeks in the mines... Cranky... Huffy...
>>742868441if N corp was just a company in the foundation's universe and made sawians as they did here, no weird dimension hopping required, the foundation really wouldn't be the ones responsible for these guys. they are as you said pretty much completely benign as far as anomalousness goes. they'd only really be interested in the observer but that's another matter.if the foundation was good or at least trying to be good i doubt they'd bring the sawians anywhere near their facilities and keep using D-class as carefully as possible.if the foundation was evil (or at least very morally gray) they could use sawians rather than d-class for certain procedures, probably the really deadly ones. i think enslaving an entire race and forcing them to go poke eldritch monsters is just kind of comically evil, most (well written) depictions of the foundation wouldn't do that. with that said, that's kind of the plot of casualties unknown isn't it. . .>>742868759this would NOT happen. the milkies would make fun of him at first and then ask him all sorts of questions, if he shares any interests with any of them they'd talk about it for hours (or the milkies would talk and talk, all the albino would have to do is nod and listen and he'd be pretty accepted)
>>742868759>what the fuck did the albino expie do to piss them off so fucking badly, holy shit>"Sup my milkiggas?"Oh. Oh no... That's THEIR word... That poor dumb bastard... He didn't have the pass.
>>742863492That's the twist.
I don't like how much these things swear.
Guys...
>>742869153I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I'M SO FUCKING SORRY ANON. I WOULD RIGHT NOW IF I COULD BUT I CAN'T AAAA FUUUCKK FUCKKK.
>>742869750Oooo official milky and dune players are done!?And fuck it does look like dunes are one tile taller than expies, which means crawling through tunnels will need to be 4 tiles tall, instead of 3?And was it confirmed that shorter milky will be able to crouch in 2 tile tall tunnels?
>>742869750>>742869832The dune has an alcoholic dad bod, lmao.
>>742870167full of meat
Well that's a dumb way to die.
>>742870225>full of meat (sawian)>>742870167fat fuck dadbod dunes who are too fat and lazy to bother chasing you and just plop their fat asses on the floor instead to eat their bucket of Company® Fried Expie Thighs™ they have saved for emergencies.>>742851062I'd let a dune slurp up my blood if I was bleeding. There's no reason not to, when you think about it, and it's better than just letting it go to waste on the floor, right?
So yesterday we placed one Dune in a pen with 50 milkies to see if they could work together and take it down. Suffice to say it didn't really go that well.We thought they'd find a way to outsmart the Dune but he just started murdering all the milkies and they were too scared to do anything about it. I'm pretty sure one of them said "With our superior intellect we are sure to win!" before getting his head crushed like a grape.The Dune spent about an hour raping and killing them before getting bored and just eating the rest alive.I don't understand what exactly we were supposed to learn from this experiment. Besides the fact that Milkies die when Dunes fuck them I guess
>>742870326Is there a way out of this situation? I have the game paused.
>>742870491I need to pinch that belly
>>742870326If you throw something heavy straight down at the same time you jump you'll get a boost, Tossing the bleach might be enough to get you out of that hole.You can also forcibly remove liquid around you by filling up a fluid container and manually dumping it out repeatedly. Even a canteen works as a budget space drain in an emergency.
>>742870813I have a bottle. How do I dump its contents?
>>742870903Drag it with the mouse and hold it inside the box on the left that says drain liquid. You'll see it in the inventory screen.
>>742870326Oh no anon you died like a rat caught in a bucket fall trap kek. That's one of those fatal tips and deadly lessons written in blood and suffering you only need to learn once to make again. Remember it the next time you come across a crate or loot vault that looks like it has an easy way in. Getting in may be easy, but also remember to think about how you're going to get back out. See picrelated for a real example that i almost fell for.>>742870770>Is there a way out of this situation? Yeah It looks to me like you can just jump out.You should be able to rapidly wall jump off those little ledges and hop your way out, unless you're too cold and weak? Do you have any scrap metal? You can use it to place scrap tiles to stand on and maybe jump out.If you can't and it's so over, I suggest activating your IED (intracranial explosive device) to humanely euthanize your doomed expie and minimize their suffering.>>742870903Drag the bottle to the left side of your inventory hud, you should see a square or circle depleting as you hold the bottle over it.
>>742870326>>742870813I managed to wall jump, but still died of hypothermia because there was no heat source nearby, and the fucking freezing effect made sure I couldn't find my way anywhere.
Layer 3 of unchipped mode complete. I am GLEEFUL. Got a toolbox, nutrient bars, watch, Geiger counter, terrain scanner, a shit ton of medium batteries... even have half an IV bag of ice cream!What I don't have still is a gun strong enough to tackle the salad.
>>742869750Is that really what their heads look like in profile? Looks kind of squished to me.>>742870167>>742870491I bet they consider being a fat fuck a positive, like a mark of being a successful enough hunter that you can store up so much weight.
>>742871294Should have exercised as soon as you got out. That's the most basic way to warm up. Yes, it's a game mechanic.
I accidentally ate a vine, it put me to sleep, then I fell into water and drowned.
>>742870491You just know the near zero chance is mostly due to the fact the bug retards are basically guaranteed to try to eat the cargo on sight.>>742870491Literal venus idol type figure. I wonder how many crotch goblins they can pop out after good stuffing.
>>742864005lol
>>742872117You fell for one of the classic blunders.
>>742871379>redacted boo hiss! stupid moth not giving us an extra throwaway line about dunes.>STR 17>RES 18fucking BEASTS. i will love and respect my dune packmules in full game multiplayer, they can carry so much stuff (even if they have no idea what any of it is). would letting your dune travel partner nibble you once in a while be considered good manners? there's notes of dune friends ripping each others arms off and writing about it like it was a fun experience, so probably.being an extra tile taller shouldn't matter too much, i imagine a little extra physical exertion to tunnel when you need to will not be a deal breaker for these bugs. >>742870491>I'd let a dune slurp up my blood if I was bleeding. There's no reason not to, when you think about it, and it's better than just letting it go to waste on the floor, right?hiiii dune, you've been catching up on your reading haven't you? you know when you're this well articulated you can just ask for some blood most were probably oblige.
just attempted my first kill on the elderi had a rifle with 2 full magsunfortunately it jammed when i pulled the trigger the first time cause i recently fell into wateri managed two dump one mag before it ripped my arms offbut i see now that with a bit of luck and 3 magazines you can totally kill it
>>742871379> 0 intSo, is he going to be just a meme character that is forced to play with randomly found stuff?What about crafting campfires\firestarters if there is freezing weather in the first levels? Aren't Dunes aswell hate the cold?
>>742869163tried to guess at the word before looking in and first thing that came to my mind was mimiggas
>TNT does random dmg between 0-4000No wonder it barely did anything when I tried nuking a salad with it. It fucking low rolled.
>>742872815...why the fuck did mimiggas get boskeletonrp'd? I swear I spoilered the second "mi"(yes, I replied to the wrong post earlier. guess I'm too fucking clumsy to post shit today)
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>>742872725I'm sure it's going to be at least slightly reworked to just make you as stupid as if you just mindwiped
>>742873465Stroke or dune? Impossible to know.
>>742873605Im dont thave storke, white fuen said me verye smart for dunenokk?? Shhe anllsoncalled me stupdi wheb i etavrhe thiudgh
>>742873579I'd really like it if there were dune-specific descriptions and such for items rather than just having no idea what absolutely anything is. Also, dune specific really low int crafts that are very inefficient material wise or very bad compared to their regular counterparts, but allow you to gain some int and get through the early game a little easier with less reliance on finding everything. Even a dune would figure stringing some foliage together somehow would allow him to carry more things, and carrying more things means living longer, living longer means eating more. And, if dunes do require or much prefer to be warmer, they should have a retards way of making fire. Maybe they fail half the time rubbing sticks together because they keep snapping the sticks in half accidentally, or something like that.
>>742873465>>742873871this is my retarded brain damaged milky girlfriend (male)please be nice to them, they are on the road to recovery
Lapso whene I fuckk experieiemenet I heets toooo eixcitied and aiccidnrtlally brekaks their spine ssowoeywyw
>>742874323>brain damaged milky girlfriend (male) thinking back to the brain damaged milky image posed sometime ago, how evil would it be to withhold that braingrow for a bit until the milky (male) is pretty much totally indebted to you from your care and such? and you dress him up in girly clothes and call him a good girl, and you keep this up as you give him braingrow and he makes a full recovery, but now he likes wearing thigh highs and pink bows and
>>742874543you sure you dont wanna head over to /lgbt/?
The fuck is it with this game and trans? I feel like they all flocked to it from Starbound.
>>742870812>I need to pinch that bellyIt would be extremely painful.>>742871294>but still died of hypothermiaFUCK anon I'm so sorry we got you killed by not telling you that you can easily, effortlessly, and quickly warm yourself up by simply exercising. I guess we made the assumption you already knew, because we already know and it seems obvious to us, and that incorrect assumption got you killed. Apologies.So yes if you're ever too cold just exercise to quickly warm yourself back up.>>742871717>just beat layer 3 unchipped>has a geiger counterVery good. Layer 4 is anxiety inducing without a geiger counter. It's scary not knowing if death is right on the other side of a wall when you go to sleep.>>742872118I wonder how many dunes forget the task they were sent into the planet for? I suppose they have the chip to always remind them, but unchipped dunes can just do whatever they want.And stop posting like that you're making my pants uncomfortably tight.>>742872117>naptail into puddle drowningFucking classic, fucking kek. Literally every player dies this way at least once lmao.>>742873118>TNT does random dmg between 0-4000Ok that explains a lot for my experiences with dynamite vs salad too.
>>742874792No, you are confusing starbound with rainworld. Rainworld has a disproportionate amount of trannies playing it.
>>742874792you mean rain world? FUCK I just now remembered that they changed the soulful steam cover art for that "thing"
>>742874792>starboundJEEEEEJdelete your post and never appear here again retard. can't even shit on something without looking worse than a passerby tourist
what if dune but it found a stash of braingrow and then gets more int than milky?
>>742874792Starbound?What year did you travel from, 2017?
How do you move around? Is there a way to deploy rope?
>>742875981>How do you move around? have you played a videogame on keyboard before (wasd spacebar x to go ragdoll)>Is there a way to deploy rope?you need to craft that type of rope with some nails and ropes if i remember right
>>742793259>Upward TrendAll the pawpad and bean posting lately made me want to reread Upward Trend's chapter 7 again last night where Oat lovingly inspects Sam's pink pawpads and massages and huffs them. I enjoyed it, but I didn't stop reading there, it was impossible to stop there, the need to keep reading was irresistible so I reread the whole chapter again and god I fucking love it so much.I'd love to go into great detail but this is a blue board. I thoroughly recommend our fellow writeanon's Upward Trend fic, it's the cutest sweetest most heartmeltingly adorably wholesome and really fucking hot fic I've ever read.Kudos to the writeanon. I love rereading your fic at night when going to bed because it puts such a calm smile on my face and in my heart and going to bed with my mind and chest full of those happy warm fuzzy feelings your story so strongly inspires is wonderfully relaxing and just the best.
>>742871235You can actually jump back out of that structure with no setup or special movement tricks. Even when mildly overburdened, so long as there's at least a two tile wide hole you can wall jump off the one block edge to get back out. You're probably going to want autojump on in the settings so you don't need to time it, but that isn't a rat trap like it may seem.
>>742816678So sorry I forgot to reply to your updated design anon when I saw you post it yesterday. I like the changes.I like that:All sawians are funneled down the one hallway along mess 1 to reach the rest of the facility. Imagining it and the showers bustling with sawians is cute.Security has been tightened with there now only being one entry way(?) into sector control and the elevators.And also what looks to possibly be corridors only accessible by humans? If I remember correctly, sawians are sometimes sent up the surface for missions, so I assume those sawians will be sent to sawian processing for preparation, and then escorted through the human-only(?) corridors to the elevators, and then back when they return.Correct me if I'm wrong about anything.Does the facility have any plans to possibly expand their facility even more with additional habs? Your diagrams really make me want to play Prison Architect again.
>>742875906It would still be inherently intellectually disadvantaged on the genetic level. Even when disregarding how milkies seem to receive full educations or are at least allowed to read all sorts of non-fiction books, a milky would still be smarter than a dune if they both have the same INT stat, and even if the dune has a higher INT.The Dune would be able to craft the same things as the milky which is very impressive, but it won't be as intellectually intelligent, you know?Basically, INTmaxxed dune still won't be able to fully appreciate the full depths of themes and nuance in the classics like Ulysses. I'm so sorry, anon...
>>742878756was just about to post this. he's so happy~
beanposting>>742878756EXPIE NO WAIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP NOOOOOOOOh that just made me realize the perfect plan to destroy nigger company instantly. Put one (1) mL of brain wipe in their water supply, or in the water supply of a city and instantly hollow everyone effortlessly. All it takes one drop of mindwipe to go hollow.
>>742878756EXXXPIIEEEEEE EXPIIIEEE NOOOOOEXPIEEE STOOOOOPPP!!! YOU'RE NOT LACTOSE TOLERANT STOOOOP YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF!!!
>>742877545good to know that the changes were good!>the one hallway from hab2 to sawian processingintentionally busy, because the sawian hab floor wasn't canonically designed with hab2 in mind. with it being added on later. mess 1 actually gets a fair number of people from hab 2 since it's more directly en route to sawian processing, which exacerbates the foot traffic in that one hallway, but everyone can still get where they need to go so the company doesnt really care about fixing that.>better securityyep. confinement was also moved down to get it further away from the elevators and generally make everything easier on security. if things are REALLY going wrong in, like, an all-sawian riot they can just seal all the auxiliary exits and vent arbuda atmosphere into the hab floor so they'd only have to secure the elevators.>human corridors & sawian escortingyep, that's essentially what happens. depending on the assignment, they might even be filed into ground vehicles in sawian processing so they don't have to deal with extra security in that one hallway>plans for more habsthey actually have the hallways dug out for an extension of short term food, a mess3, and a hab3, but they didn't complete it because... well, that would be spoilers. >prison architectim starting to think i should try out prison architect with how much it's mentioned.>>742879212the company after accidentally dropping 0.0001ml mindwipe into the ocean (earth is fucked)
>>742848923decided to touch this up and finish it>>742866495i'm glad you like her and yeah i've actually did draw her hair slightly longerin the sawian rescue pic she has very short hair in the first panel and it gets slightly longer in the others
voyger
>>742881764i dont have the words for how adorable this is. and the idea of a humans board is really funny
>>742881764What does Milky milk taste like?
>>742778540Craft the sandals if you're someone like me who keeps stepping on broken glass. The sandals along with a splint are usually the first things I craft right after I get my foliage bags + a digging tool first.
>>742882501salty coins
Any lobbies?
>>742881764This creature makes me feel funny
>>742778540In case you don't know. You can throw objects at traps to set them off. you can also throw any object at the annoying shade crawlers to cause them to fall to the ground. Then you can use their corpse to craft an early game head lantern.
Name: Casualties AnonymousePW: milkyExtra traps, extra loot, high enc and low penalty for carrying. Probably something else too idk.If the cable company is still working and cutting out internet past 4pm and the lobby dies because of it AGAIN i'll post my pristine luscious black paws, that's a promise.
>>742873973>dune specific really low int crafts
>>742881764Is she gonna fuck her owner yet or what?
>>742881764>i'm glad you like her and yeah i've actually did draw her hair slightly longerWoooooooooooooooooooooooo! You draw such pretty long flowing hair and I just know Milky will look like a fucking stunningly beautiful snow princess goddess as she lets her hair grow longer.Anons pointed out how your very first piece with milky had a nerf gun in the background which is so kino now with the gun range piece. >>742811685>>742881960love voyagers and voyboys>>742883162I can't join right this moment but if the lobby is still up in an hour or two I'll definitely be there.>>742883189KEK. It would be funny and disturbing if they were all made of meat or sawian limbs.>dune lockpick: severed expie finger>dune saw: half of an expie's jawbonejust real freaky shit
>>742772137Why the design of this creatures is so sexual?
>>742868759>I accidentally put an albino expie in the milky pen and they beat him to death.eh, Happens to the best of us>This isn't even funnty it's sadHR!HR! FIRE THIS MAN! HR, HE SAYS THAT SAWIANS GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH ISN'T FUNNIEST SHIT HE HAS EVER SEEN!
>>742870662>So yesterday we placed one Dune in a pen with 50 milkies to see if they could work together and take it down.Do you see the mistake here? You should have tried 100, better yet, 1000 milkies, so try again>I don't understand what exactly we were supposed to learn from this experiment.How many milkies it would take to kill a dune, obviously.>Besides the fact that Milkies die when Dunes fuck them I guessSee? it was that wasn't a waste, was it? N corp expands boundaries of human knowledge, keep it up!
playable dunes when?
>>742772137this game is way too hard and complicated to be enjoyed
Alright I think I learned my lesson next experiment we're going to put 1 Milky in a cell with 50 Dunes, I'll bring some updates in a few hours
>>7428831625 players, room fur more. Starting game now. Beans are still on the line, internet seems stable though.
>>742885376On my way to DDoS this milka so he HAS to show beans.
>>742885101>>742869750soon:tm:
Wait this game has multiplayer?
>>742883893needs backsack edit
>>742885190That's why the MP is cool. Good players take the lead, and the less intellectually gifted get to follow along, serving as pack mules and emergency bandagers and hopefully learning something.>>742885539It's a modhttps://github.com/creaturefeaturelarry/casualties-together/releases/tag/v4.0.1
>>742885539perhaps.
>>742885371Alright update time, the Dunes ripped the Milky to shreds in under a minute or so. Like she didn't even get to scream before being torn apart. Some of the Dunes killed eachother over the bits of flesh so I guess technically it wasn't a complete one-sided stomp this time.I'm out of ideas now
>>742886258I could have saved her fuck fuck fuck its all my fault
>>742886258have you considered giving them tools first?imagine the carnage a dune with a stick could render upon a milky
>>742886914Well that sounds... Interesting. I'll repeat this experiment but add a few tools within the habitat and sew what happens!
>>742886346(YOU) COULD HAVE SAVED ME
>>742887178Needs lemonade.
>>742887178I'm sorry Lucia... I failed you
>>742887019Alright another update. All the Dunes killed eachother. They fiddled with the tools a bit until the realized they served as blunt force weapons. What followed was a massive bloodbath.The milky survived by hiding in a corner so... Milky wins this time I guess?
>>742880834How's feeding time like in the mess halls for sawians? Is there a schedule? Do they grab a tray and place it in front of a machine that shits out nutrient paste or solid nutrient bars or something.>vent arbuda atmosphere into the hab floorWew yeah that would work.>plans for more habsInteresting, I like looking at your updated map and trying to figure out where to fit them. Remind me again how many sawians each hab can house? Was it 100,000 each hab?>prison architectIn the sandbox mode I've built ridiculously massive open cell blocks completely filled and lined with beds before just like how you have your habs set up which is a funny coincidence. I will try to remember to play it and see if I can build something like your facility set up, sounds fun.>the company after accidentally dropping 0.0001ml mindwipe into the ocean (earth is fucked)That's a good question I'd like to ask the developer,"How little brainwipe does it take to be hollowed? Would consuming less than 1ml partially hollow you?"Dev said brainwipe and braingrow are nanobots, so I imagine consuming any quantity of brainwipe will cause brain damage, even just a fraction of a milliliter may not fully hollow you but still cause irreversable brain damage because it probably contains god knows how many nanobots that will proceed to fuck your brain as best they can as the are programmed to do.Brainwipe would be an EXTREMELY well-regulated product and kept to the absolute highest standards of safety in terms of use, storage, and transportation. Nobody wants to spill some brainwipe and then get the juice or aerosolized mindrape particles on their fingers and skin and accidentally consume it.
>>742889320at least he died happy
Why is their blood yellow anyhow???
>>742890041lack of hemoglobin
Honestly this entire thing might be a sham and a large scale experiment by the Company to learn about the Grey Planet via Expie test dummies. Either the McGuffin Cargo never existed or it does exist but isnt as important as the Company lets on. Because if it was so important why couldnt they send a professional group to get it? I really doubt that the Company doesnt have multiple elite spec-op squads or professional mercs at their beck and call, and giving how far into the future it all is they'd totally have some wicked equipment and weapons. Instead they just spam furry fodder that are weak and mind and body to do it
>>742890337Why risk humans?
>>742869750Milky is so tiny. Do they have canon height? I know they’re part canine and rat so I assume they’re much smaller than humans. Also, some of the items you find look comically oversized.
>>742890471I hightly doubt the Company values human life much at all either desu.I'm just going to assume sending thosaunds of expies they've created to the planet for a very slim chance to get the Cargo is somehow cheaper than just contracting an elite squad of soldiers to do it.
>>742889231I can't see this image without also thinking about this post
>>742890337The real goal is collecting data on the sawians. Sawians were being sent to the surface of the grey planet for this exact reason. The teleportation mishap sending shit into the caves merely presented another opporunity to collect even more behavorial data on the sawians. I completely agree, sending unequipped unprepared sawians into a kilometers deep death cave obstacle course is the opposite of optimal, but optimal is not the point, collecting D A T A is the point.I'm not sure exactly, but maybe they can teleport stuff to the grey planet, but not teleport stuff back?But no wait multiple planned endings for the game involve you being brought back to the company so they can bring things back somehow.>>7428831628 players
>this is how milkies will look in 2015
>>742890041ayylmao bloodwhat, you thought all the dna they mashed together was terran species only?not unless hey sprinkled major amounts of sea cucumber dna in.it'd also explains the observer's interest in sawians, assuming it's the gray planet's deity, as sawians are derived from it's creation>>742890337the point is to burn through and get rid of sawians before uncle sam comes knocking
>>742891674The US Gov wants the expies emancipated so they can pay taxes and be the latest form of goycattle wagies. The Company might be sparing them from a fate worse than death lol.
>>742891382>Average Milky after going through the desert with no canteen
>>742881764Im starting to think she likes him
>>742892651does this look like someone who likes anon, and genuinely enjoys his attention and care?
I've reached layer 4! layer 3 wasnt so bad, i thought it was gonna be worse, but basically i just went down the vines whenever there was one, made a few drinks out of the mushrooms, drank the shroom juice or dipped into water to deal with the heat, and really, aside from me landing on a cactus once, it went well, the rose thingy i found was a very damn good light source when i opened it
>>742893271No... Yes.
Milky if no skin.I'm kind of just eye-balling the anatomy right now, hopefully it will look a lot better after I add the fur.
>>742894894Beautiful. This must be what the developer means by "sawians are canonically" ugly.That's also pretty much what your milky looks like in-game after falling into lava and having all their skin HP reduced to 0. Or if you become a chernobyl wannabe and the rads causes all your skin tyo melt off.
>try game for rhe first time>accidentally slip and fall a long way down>dislocate both legs>have to bandage and hammer my bones back in place with a wrench>lil furnigger takes it like a champ>enter a drop pod>accidentally step on glass>this is apparently so horrible I puke, faint several times from pain, then die from hemorrhagingOkay
>>742896735did you bandage your wounds?
>>742896735next time remember to break the glass shards with your claws
>>742896735My first run of this game was so fucking unlucky, I immediately spawned in a radioactive waste dump and had no easy way to dig out. So my Expie slowly died from radiation. It also made me really impressed with the entire Health system. Never have I seen a more bruta and accuratel death by radiation.
Alright let's try something simple this time. 1 Milky, 50 expies, this shouldn't be nearly as horrible as the previous experiments. I'll return with updates soon.
>>742896735This is because your legs were already shattered and stepping on glass probably dropped the muscle and skin health of your feet to zero, which causes the expie excruciating pain
milky bf who begs you to drive him to the range every weekendmilky bf who makes you shoot your 14 pound rifle just so he can have an excuse to clean it for youmilky bf who takes your credit card without telling you and orders thousands of rounds of 9mm with itmilky bf who asks you to carry the several boxes of ammo that he ordered online from the porch into the house because they're too heavy for him milky bf who straw purchases firearms in your name and only tells you once they're waiting for you at the gun storemilky bf who uses ballistol as deodorant i love my milky bf
>>742889320I would love to force an expie to chug chocolate milk bukakke style against its will until it dies. Bonus points if it's fat.
>>742883893m o a r
>>742897383Update: they just fucking gang raped him. I fucking hate this place so much it's unreal.
>>742899425what outpost are you at? none of the experiments here at G2 end up like this. are you in some backwater fucked up company installation where everything is weird? whats going on over there thats fucking up all your results? ive worked G1, G2, G7, and NONE of the experiments there have had results like that. you might wanna file for a transfer, G2 is easily best
>>742899112sure i can post another voyboy but this is the last one sorry
>>742887178genuinely who's making these
>>742900321cute but needs a fat sac and medicore size penits
>>742874543write a fic right this instant
>>742893271He just tried to pet her within the first week of adoption. You gotta give milkies time to warm up to you
Milky if they real.
Would you?
>>742900321I found this gunsaw voyager
>>742900687Nah. I prefer to remain in God's image
>>742900687would i what
>>742900687come on man i hate tf fags
>>742891382>>742894894>>742900591orsoniks tried to warn usalso, where's the back fins?
>>742900687i'd do it if i got to keep my freedom and wouldnt get bowling balls dropped on my head
>>742883162I'M SORRY I'M SORRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI DIDN'T MEAN IT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN THIS WAYand it was entirely my fault too that makes it so much worseyou get THIS and nothing more
>>742901236I forgot
>>742900203he probably grabbed the lowest experiments that were filed for execution over behavioral issues
500 posts, bump limit!
>>7429016733 seconds off
Milky according to science.I can't believe I forgot the back fins.
hug your expies
>>742900687i would hate having paws. hands are clearly the better manipulator in a multitude of ways, and that's the part i care about. i would not.
>>742901808Its horrific and grotesque. Exactly how i'd expext a Man-Wolf-Rat bioengineered hybrid to look.
>>742901853if you're still bipedal, having paws wouldnt be so bad, you'd just have to readjust yourself to get used to grabbing stuff with three fingers
>>742901349cute beans>>742901671it says in the experimental guidebook specifically not to do that. when i put a milky in a cell with 50 dunes it started ranting about recipes and cooking and meat dressing and shit (which the dunes were actually interested in). your results get fucked up if you pull from killstock
>>742889231>messthere is a schedule, and its not exactly tray + machine, but it's pretty close. this is touched on in c1 so i wont yap about it here>habseach hab room stores 82,944 sawians, which is to say they have 288 rows and 288 columns of 'beds'.>hollowingi imagine lesser amounts of mindwipe get you less and 30ml is the full dose. i get why the dev didnt add that but it WOULD be funny to see people microdosing mindwipe to get their expie just a little more stable without losing everything.
>>742901923ive talked about this at length a bit but the long and short of it is that its not just the fingers, human hands have a lot of specific adaptations that make them good at doing things humans do and expie paws would be shit at nearly everything you want them to do as a human. theyre clumsier, get less motor feedback, have claws instead of nails, have the fur sweat thing, arent proportioned right which would make it more awkward to hold multiple things comfortably... basically, paws are optomized for being on the ground all the time, which means theyre not meant to be holding stuff. when youre only making contact with the ground, you dont need sensory feedback everywhere else, so you don't get any. with hands, the stuff that makes it less useful as a movement tool make it leagues more useful as a manipulator, and it would SUCK ASS to have paws because of that stuff.
>>742901808we should make science illegal
Do your jobs for once in your miserable lives, janniggers, and get this general off our board
>>742901349Bean slut
>>742900339i wouldnt hate to take care of an expie but isnt there brain fix juice? wouldnt it make more sense to just buy that?
>>742901853they can make guns and medical devices out of trash in a dark hell cave. i dont think manipulation is an issue
>>742904102stupid nerd milky
>>742904220he's not a nerd
>>742904403dork! dummy! geek!
>>742904438