Previous: >>742769952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66Now: Gex: Enter the GeckoNext: Isopod: A Webbed Spin-offLater: Dunkadillo
>>742775229FUCK MIGGERS
>>742775229COMFY MIG
In which direction is the runner transitioning?
Did people actually play Gex
>>742775229Fumble of the century
Isn't gex.....problematic?!?
>>742775292inside ur mom
Umamig
>>742775229>What are you gonna do about that
>>742775229I'M SAYING ITI'M SAYING ITGEX
>>742775294Yes, there was some random kid I went over to his house once, and he had Gex for his psx
>>742775324wait up
Miggers
>>742775292>no pronounshe's transitioning from based to based
Twitter anon checking in
this is like that time i cut my cock and balls off
>>742775345did his parents hate him?
>This is tougher than the jerky at Epstein's place
>>742775294When was the last time they even made a gex game?
This event has become rather unsettling, Lynchian even.
migging
Love me some Gex, even though this game sucks dick
>>742775294My cousin had it on the 3DOWe only played this and road rash. It cost him about a grand
Do people prefer watching people break the game and doing no clip glitches or shit like that or do you like it when the game is straight forward and they speed through with nothing but skill
>>742775374Better than bubsy and most other failed mascot games. Plenty of kids grew up fond of "okay" games just because we had so few options for video game choice
>>742775452Road Rash was incredibly based
will i evr be happy again
>>742775459i like quick
>>742775472For me it's Ty
>>742775478>NPC tasers you off a cliff
>>742775459As long as it's not on a PC, it don't bother me.
>>742775452those are like the 2 best 3do games, what a console
>>742775459Both are equally good.
>>742775472PS1 has an insane library of games, you weren't starved for choice, only finances to buy them. Kids these days grew up with GTA5 and probably playing it a decade later too because there's barely any new games
>>742775459I like some big skips as long as the entire run isn't just clipping OOB
..why carrots??
>>742775294No. I thought gex and croc was the same thing.
>>742775478Agreed. I got it for my 64 and really nailed home how badly he fucked up getting the 3do
>>742775459All that matters is the entertainment value. Anything is better than watching some PC slop where they spam quickloads.
Why are they all always so greasy
Fucking hacks never run the 3DO version
>>742775552Probably the most retarded take I've ever seen
>>742775550Thought I had the wrong tab opened for a second.
>Mario 64-likeCringe, all 3D platformslop is garbage
For me, it was Jersey Devil
Te movement is this game seems nice. Solid run so far.
>>742775229I'm in.
Super Magnetic Neo
>>742775552>only finances to buy themYeah, that's what I mean. You don't have much choice when you're a kid. I feel like most kids I knew growing up had at most like 5 games for each of their 1 or 2 console systems they owned.
>>742775552Probably the most sane take I've ever seen
>>742775292
>jaxler on the couch AGAINfuck this cunt
>>742775616Guess you're very young then, look at the games library of the PS1 and compare it to the PS5. Even more grim if you only checked exclusives
>>742775294Yes, they were fairly successful games. I played 64 and thought it was alright. It's a butchered port, but it has an extra level.
>>742775459Skill is more important. The endgame of glitches are shit like SRM in OoT, but they're not always a negative
the deep lore of gex, what does it all mean
>>742775459some tricks or glitches can be interesting the first time you see it but you gotta think about the people grinding this dumb glitch for hours on stream or whatever, displaying a high level of skill will always be more interesting to watch
Haven't been able to watch much yet. What's the general ratio of good runs to tranny fests this time?
why does the rainbow have to be associated with gay sodomy
>>742775675Yeah I remember running to a record store that bought used games and traded them for money or other used games as a kid. My city didn't have a game store at all, bought em from supermarkets and stuff if I needed something new
>>742775552that was the kind of the awesome thing about ps1 era that every kid had a very different library of good games because there were so many of them and they got swapped around but with n64 it was like everyone just had the same mario, zelda, smash bros and goldeneye, good games but little variety
Now that the US is out of the World Cup, I can devote more time to enjoying SGDQ.>looks at today's schedule
any troon kino so far?
>>742775728anthro geckos built the pyramids
>>742775778same
>>742775798>Troon kinoThat's an oxymoron
>>742775798>troon>kinoWhy are asking for something impossible?
>>742775294i remembering renting it once and not being able to get past like the third room
>>742775778>implying
>>742775778shouldn't be watching third world ball to begin with.
Second question, how do you all feel about TAS showcases?
>>742775772Agreed, but it was nice to have an N64 friend too to experience those games. There really wasn't that many of em so I played everything I wanted just at my friend's place, but to this day I'm firing up an emulator to try some PS1 games I missed out on.
>>742775675>>742775772I had an N64 as a kid, but I never played Mario 64 or OoT/MM until I got a PC just because I had no allowances and I could only ask for a game for birthday or Christmas, and I often asked for pokemon games.
>>742775886Ludo. Kino. Cinema.
>>742775886They are just video replays but in real time. Boring.
>>742775886if it's short and I haven't seen it it's ok, otherwise it's not ok
>>7427757461:200
>>742775798that would require someone like Bailey Jay to become a speedrunner
>>742775886Troon Assisted Suicide?They're great. A shame liveleak got shutdown
>>742775882I'm not particularly passionate about it. I just enjoying seeing big events happen, whether that's stuff like E3/SGF, EVO, World Cup, GDQs, etc. Gives me something to get a little excited about.
>>742775886Was nice when we first saw it doing NES games, but it got old fast.Doesn't help they'd keep doing gimmick shit.
kino run so far. at least it "feels" like a real run.
>>742775886TAS is only good for one off runs. An entire event would be the most boring shit ever because it lacks the possibility of a massive failure or the "that's never happened before" bit
>>742775459if it's a game i actually know pretty well, watching a bunch of glitches can be interesting, as long as it's not PURELY oob shit, that gets boring fast. if it's something i've never played, then a straightforward skill-based run is more appealing
>>742775886Hate em, TAS was always lame to me. When the human element is gone it stops being impressive or hype.
Gex only has a little over 200 pics on R34? Weak shit
>>742776019That's non-PC runs for ya
This one feels like how runs used to be
>>742775886don't bother with TAS'es, everything has already been done and its just boring.The last time it was exciting was when for the first time they showed off arbitrary code execution and connected the game to live twitch chat
>>742775886There's no live pressure since it's just a prerecorded thing I can watch on tasvideos.com. The only interesting TASes were the never before seen arbitrary code shenanigans they showed off in early GDQs but they never figured out how to step it up.
>>742775459skill only runs are generally the most boringI think the best is a little bit of both
>>742775886The code execution stuff got old real quick.
>>742776054Scaly-bros, we've been forgotten... .
Say Gex
MMMMHH charred gecko
>>742776054it's a gecko in a suit...
>>742776059the gunk one was ok, but ya, it felt wrong.
>>742776054Would be 20000 if Gex was female but alas we cant have nice things
This is like time travelling love at Christopher Nolan's house
say it
>>742775879It's a real bad sign when viewership has tanked so much that the already low AGDQ26 twitch views (excluding YouTube views) are beating SGDQ26 youtube+twitch views.
>>742775886if it's an actual run, it can be ok even if it is basically just watching a youtube video. the gimmicky shit like adding twitch chat into pokemon red doesn't appeal to me though, in the same way blind folded runs don't appeal to me. like ok i can appreciate that this shit is hard to do, but seeing it happen just isn't that interesting
>>742776053This. Like the human element is what makes speedruns interesting. A perfect theoretical run looses all excited because it's not going to fail.
>>742775834>>742775778>watches sportsAnon....https://youtu.be/2XKbI9fr6XI
Gex walked so Mario Odyssey could run
>>742776185100 gecs has to be the first time when music made me feel old. How zoomers listen to this shit is beyond me.
>>742776202The solution is AI bots
>>742776351kys
>>742776351yeah cuz watching trannies run games slightly quick is much better.
>>742776220It's a different appeal. You watch TASes not for the human tension, but to see the game get brutally assraped.
>>742775886The first time I saw it I thought "cool."The second time I thought "OK I get it."
>>742775886Seeing what's technically possible is interesting but after you've seen that what's the point of ever watching another?
>>742775886TAS is cool for routing and finding insane skips but watching actual tas runs at an event like gdq is just lame
>>742776126HOLY SOVL MENUS
CHOKE
>>742776351ive seen him say that men shouldn't be happy and should be stoics who prioritize the happiness of women so i can't really take him seriously
>>742775879whys it so much lower than usual?
>>742776435This. Regular speedruns are about reaching the human limits. TASes are about reaching the game's limits.
>>742776126such a bizarre game series.
ESA waiting room
>>742776496people getting tired of their leftist pandering.
>>742776529It's taking too long.
>>742776496Even the normalfags are starting to notice.
>>742775879very interesting to watch how every day at 8am on the dot viewer count tanks in freefall and slowly starts to recover again
>>742776496trans rights
>>742776545That shit was tiresome back in like 2020, doesn't explain the dropoff
>>742776496it's boring as fuck. i haven't seen a single run that made me want to drop what i'm doing and actually take notice. it's purely background noisethere are no famous/top speedrunners. it's a let's play marathon and failed theatre kid sketch show event
>>742776496twitch is dying + nu gdq sucks and has been dying for ages
>>742776604>>742776625it's litterally the tranny shit. Everyone is sick of it.
>>742776496Because for some reason they're using the YouTube numbers instead of the twitch. Not that the twitch is much better. Twitch is around 15-20k
>>742776625people are really getting sick of it
>Pragmata run in about 15 hoursAny of you lads played the game? Still need to beat it on Lunatic difficulty. I wonder if there are any skips in the speedrun.
>>742776668“the tranny shit” has remained the same for the last ten years
They don't make 'em like they used to.
>>742776625>maybe it'll get better this year>maybe it'll get better this year>maybe it'll get better this year>okay fuck it
>>742776702yeah and now the normalfags are done with it. It took them a long time but it is what it is.
>>742776625It's been over half a decade of pandering. Every year less people watch because of it. Like how the fuck does that not explain the drop? It's not like it went from 100,000 to 20,000 in a single year. It's been several
>>742776708
>>742776708based
>>742775879>still haven't recovered from the stream restart hours agoi assume that means thousands of these viewers are just people who left the stream on in another room and haven't bothered to refresh since it went down
>>742776702There was a significant uptick of it since around 2024. There was no "trans rights" chanting before that.
Wait hold up>No Metroid on the scheduleWhat?
>>742776695hell yeah, I have completed everythinglunatic run is easy till you get to the final bossI had to use the Lim Cannon cheese to beat herI hope they don't fuck up the run
>>742776808most of the time its just background noise for me too.
TAS devs are the smelliest and nerdiest of the whole eventThis can lead to two drastically different things>cool showcase where they show off cool stuff they can do like completely program in Tetris just by using inputs to overwrite memory and fully reporgram the cartOr>sweaty retard fumbling to get it set up and run correctly, mumbling “th…that’s n..never happ….never happened before” and saying “frame perfect”
Say gex?
>>742776808people left for work, not worth taking time off anymore
>1 hour 20 min TAS runretarded shit, TAS should be showcased no more than 10 minutes
>>742776929Sex!
>>742776845Multiple good games have been replaced with indie slop that have 3 runners total, please understand
>>742775879>Twitch kills viewbots>Suddenly not just record low views, but far exceeding previous worst eventHHHMMMMMM
>>742776625left leaning normies can tolerate a lot of that stuff, but at a certain point the event just feels like it isn't targeted to you anymore and they stop tuning in. the whole overbearing attitude of "if you aren't ok with saying trans rights every five minutes, you're a bigot" is the type of purity test that often kills lib-coded communities because there is no way for them to say "hey aren't we going overboard with this" so it just accelerates and becomes a bigger focus until all of the normal people have quit
>>742776845It's really important that people show off their speedruns of romhacks that they are the only runner for.
>>742776937I feel bad for all the 2 people who took a day off yesterday
>>742776604Pretty sure this is an older screenshot, probably during a Deltarune run.
>>742776695>>742776849Sucks that its scheduled after midnight on a work week.
>>742777005must be the rollercoaster run
>this level is SO gas
>>742775886Nothinig has come close to the magic that was the AGDQ 2015 showcase where they streamed twitch chat into a copy of pokemon blue. Should have stopped with it forever then, yet somehow here we are 11.5 years later doing the same boring bullshit
>>742776973twitch didn't "kill" viewbots, they just cap your viewers now if they suspect you use viewbots and you aren't on their goodboy list. no way they'd target a charity speedrun marathon like GDQ even if they were blatantly viewbotting, but if they did, the view numbers would just be a straight line with no ebb and flow
>>742776673You can literally see both YouTube and twitch. Even combined they are far below every other event.
>>742777087that was dogshit and anyone who ate that shit up is part of why things have gotten this bad
>>742776845Is on my machine
All the top English speaking runners of top games are straight white dudes. The entire “””culture””” of the event would collapse.
>>742776973>>742777098kai cenant has like 500k "viewers" yesterday, they didn't do shit about view botting
>>742777047TRANS RIGHTS 34 HAS BROKEN DOWN
Jaxler is one of the only regulars at gdq i think i could actually be friends with or at least enjoy talking with or even date as long as he doesnt info dump about speedruns ALL the time
doesn't twitch not count lurkers as viewers anymore? so being sub only chat could be fuckin them on viewership stats.
>>742777192doesn't matter, even when they run a popular game at these events, it's usually like the runner who is in 20th place on the leaderboard. sometimes even with the WR holder on the couch to add insult to injury
>>742777047This. I can't believe that i was looking forward to it.
>>742777252no, any connection is a "viewer"
>>742777252that would nuke their stats by 90%
CHOKED
Gex fucking died.
>>742777252If they have the stream muted i think they don't count, they did it to stop embed abusers
>>742776496That is the usual at this point. They lost over half their viewers with the pandemic events where people just streamed from home and it just kept going down after the return to in-person events with how shitty and full of trans rights spam they are now.
>>742777278Probably because it was roller coaster tycoon and that shit hit nostalgia for a lot of people and we all got rug pulled by the entire thing being a trans rights chant and not about RCT at all
>>742776849>DLC where Hugh and Eight survive and they have to get off the moon>Ends with a happy ending where they all have fun on the beachPersonally I hope they announce a sequel, I want them to further the franchise. The story has potential, it feels like they just scratched the surface. The gameplay could be expanded as well. Finally a new AAA IP that is decent, I just hope they don't sweep it under the rug.>>742777036Yeah, shit sucks.
should I make a grilled cheese or some eggs after gexmentally preparing for the gay bug run
>>742777376>They lost over half their viewers with the pandemic events where people just streamed from homeGod those events fucking sucked so much.
>>742776984To be fair it's not just that. You also have to remember they>Killed their own chat with insane moderation/subscribers only>Banned anyone who has ever said something even slightly offensive.>Prioritize nepo drama kids runs over actually talented runners.>Still have horrible setup times.>Donation readers became overbearing and now often speaks over the runners.On top of the tranny shit it's no surprise the event has lost all traction and is in a free fall into irrelevancy(if it isn't already). Sad part is, there is no escaping it, they alienated everyone but their small clique of freaks. They can't course correct anymore.The only thing keeping the show running is the insane number of corporate sponsors at this point. Which is the most ironic and comical part of it all.
>>742777442It was all worth it for Rocco's Quest
>>742776695>>742776849>>742777390GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR, LOOK AT HER GO
>>742777376The number dropping post pandemic was a 100% certainty because all the normies left and started going back outside. The spiralling afterwards was their own self destruction by pandering to .02% of the population
>>742777376>e3>gdqit's annoying how many events covid killed
>>742777390I don't have too much hope for a sequel, pragmata barely made it out of dev hell
>>742777476it seems like they’ll be transitioning (heh) into a more convention-based format where the speedrunning stream is still a token centerpiece but more money is brought in by attendees and sponsors
>>742777531I'm more pissed COVID killed 24/7 stores
>>742777531they deserved it.
>>742777376>>742777526Natural fatigue with speedruns is also a factor. There was a brief relapse in quality when they offloaded a lot of tranny shit to fatales side events, but that clearly wasn't working out for them, hence tripling down on tranny pandering.
>>742777531E3 had been dogshit for so long at that time it was gonna die anyway, covid just sped it up a bit.
RATE GEX
Nobody can be bothered asking for a rate, but I'm doing him a B+. Would have been an A without the chokes.
>>742777656I remember seeing them start up Femme Fatales and was like "wow they are finally showcasing women" and then it was like 99.9% trannies and I just sighed.
>>742777732B
>>742777732A
>>742777732A, solid
>>742777732(A)BSOLUTE CINEMA
e3 dying is a good thing. greedy AAA corpos will follow soon
>>742777656Maybe if you were more accepting of transfolk there wouldn't be a need for them to address that acceptance issues exist.
>>742777732b
>>742777732S
>>742777732A.
Gas Gex
>>742777732B.
>>742777732C
>>742777732BCould be better. Could have been much much worse.
>>742777732B+, comfy
>>742777732B - pretty good run
>>742777732solid A
>>742777732AGlad I woke up to a good run
>>742777732I'm doin' him an A
speedruns were an incredibly novel thing for a while, now the only speedrunning content that gets engagement is “BIGGEST CHEATER CAUGHT” videos
>>742777732B+
>>742777549I'm high on copium, don't do this to me, anon.Believe it or not, I've been following the development since it was announced in 2020. A few weeks ago, they posted some dev logs and short videos of how the development process went. You're right, it was development hell for two reasons: it was a training ground for novice eployees and they tried to figure the new core mechanics that the game will revolve around. All things considered, selling over 2 million copies might not be on par with Resident Evil or the other franchises, but at least they have something new and fresh to work with.Just imagine the potential if a sequel was delegated to a senior level team with a higher budget.
>>742776020>An entire event would be the most boring shit everThere's a channel I follow on Twitch, RetroLongplayIt's just endless retro TAS runs with various blocks it goes through, like all games from a certain year, or a Final Fantasy blockIt's fun for a while, or if you're really into the game block, and is great background noise when I'm doing other stuff
>check isopod steam pageGood old insanity.
>>742777771screaming trans rights non stop has only made people hate them more, extremely counter intuitive tactic
>webbedwasn't this a /v/dev game?
>>742777771I don't have to accept anyone.
>Also, trans rights>exasperated sigh
>>742777975
is the next game the gay bug game
>>742777975Ok this run isn't worth watching, see you guys in an hour or whatever.
>>742775294I rented Gex 64 which was a port of this game, was pretty fun, and I knew a friend who had the first game on PSX. Decently popular game.
>next is a fan gamemiss me with this dogshitOdds on the developer being the runner?
>>742778040lol everytime for me.
WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THESE DOGSHIT INDIE RUNS WITH SINGLE DIGIT TOTAL RUNNERS
>>742776604That screenshot is oldThis is their actual cope from just an hour ago
This is a trans-focused event with speedrun theming
>>742777771Maybe if you lost a hundred pounds and didn't have a contrabass voice, you'd be a little more accepted.
guy looks like he played a role in wet hot american summer
>>742778217wow some real lightning in a bottle if i have ever seen it.
>>742778170Are people just not applying anymore so they're scraping the barrel?
I missed their intro, is this runner transitioning or just a boymoder?
>>742778170Because the real speed runners have all been excluded for various reasonsOr they have applied to get a run but get rejected in the name of DEI, and eventually stop applying.MitchFlowerPower has talked about it a few times, always careful to change the subject soon afterwards
>>742777975Time to have breakfast, I'm making waffles.
is that a pooner
>Everyone on the couch is blindPoor guys.
yeah I'll be back for stardewsomeone else make the new thread
>>742777771If transfolk stopped existing I'd stop relentlessly mocking them. It's their own fault.
>>742778170fag flag isopod skin to incentivize more donations from freaks
fucking hate bugs>funded by the australian govt.kek
wtf is that winton from overwat?
My tax dollars paid for this shit
>>742778170Because all the skilled runners have been banned.
>2nd australia funded game this marathonWTF?
Is this the same game from this old webm?
>we're gonna be anti facisttime for a nap
>>742778364Yeah, it's the exact same model
It's crazy that gamers just now have realized that their governments give money to the arts
POLITICS
>laggy as fuck>looks worse than Gex: Enter the Geckojesus christ.
>>742778363Most Australian games are government-funded. I'm pretty sure they just give money to whoever asks, only condition being sucking abbo dick.
>anti-facism donation floodgates been opened
>>742778364lol this is just like the goat game!! I love this wacky stuff
What does fascism have to do with a game about silly bugs...?
>>742778432ask the aussies
>>742778364Idk if it's the same game but it's the same model. The game looks like a complete asset flip so I wouldn't be surprised if the MC model was bought as well.
>/v/ is suddenly triggered for some reasonmakes you think
>>742775229XRANS XRIGHTS AMIRTE XISTERS WOOP WOOP
Okay Ted is cute.
>>742778364looks more fun than the final game tbqh
Ew, I hate bugs
>>742778432The ants are fascist
>>742778248I think the organizers prefer to keep bringing back the same people and keep the line-up low profile to avoid any drama or mishaps completely, which they've accomplished to the detriment of the viewing experience.
>australian game>it's about bugsReally breaking new ground with this one, huh?
>the puns are so strong this morning, I'm so down for that right nowWhy does this guy talk like ChatGPT
>>742778432Maybe if you played the game, you'd find out. It's 40% off on Steam right now!
>"this run is going to be very anti-fascist this run we are going to be supporting........ not... them or something"Would love to hear any of these guys define what fascism is exactly
>>742778484They're capitalist ants. I don't see what is fascist about them.
this is going to be insufferable
>they don't have their own isopod colonylook at those silly retards
>>742778217>make sure to join the isopod discord!>the isopod speedrun is always welcome for people to join>shoutouts to xXxisofagxXx for discovering this tech, always putting in the work for the communityevery single fucking time. always "community" when it's more like inviting 2 bums to your house
>>742778412They give money to propaganda projects that align with the propaganda they want to push, hard to capitalize on that unless you are a level 99 goy
Shoutout to the tech crew
>>742778181I think it's really just that so many speedrunners stream their shit so regularly that there's no room for discovery or novelty at a GDQ event anymore. If I want to watch a specific game, there's a thousand YouTube videos of runs or someone running it live, I don't need to wait for one of two specific times of year to see it with a bunch of unnecessary cringeworthy commentary and constant identical donation readings on top of it. There also used to be a sense of excitement in the donation goals and totals giving a sense of legitimacy and significance to speedrunning, but we have long since passed the point of major dollar milestones mattering, and speedrunning is mainstream enough that there's nothing to prove anymore. Covid forcing the event online also really showed that GDQ adds nothing of value compared to just watching speedrunners on demand.
>>742778558lewd
>>742778535ineffectual despotic regime with strong rhetoric. pretty obvious to everyone anon....
My father, he was a trains man too.
>>742778416its the victorian VicScreen grant thats just free money
>>742777245I wish Jaxler got into the pre-2020 GDQs. If he did, I expect he’d feel like a speedrun A-lister, but he came into the scene too late.
>>742778613Russia?
>>742778484the ants are an invasive species, it's actually an anti migrant game.
>>742778453Because they obviously have a surface level bluesky understanding of what "fascism" and "capitalism" are to the point they conflate the two.
holy shit there's no one left, how long until this tumor finally ruptures?
>>742778662yes.
You may not like it, but this is what a Sonic game should look like
>>742778675two more weeks
Ban him NOW!!!
>>742777230How anyone can watch that run and not realize how stupid the trans rights thing had got is beyond saving. I'm convinced they were doing it to make fun of troons
>>742778675It's still early in the morning. If you check back in the VOD, the hall still does fill up.
>>742778675They're social distancing!We're in the middle of a pandemic after all!!
>gets hit>doesn't take damageok this game is gay.
>runner: he/him>coach: full of he/him>host: she/herWhat the hell xisters? Does GDQ even care about trans representation?
A Bugs Life for PS1 has heaps more soul than this government-funded platform sl0ppa
>>742778716What did he do?
>>742778716so the whole event should ban itself
>>742778613North Korea?
>>742778781This runner is clearly a boymoder.
>>742778823yes
>>742778675It's 3am
>>742778801Runner made it clear off the bat that this game is inherently political, class struggle but HECKING BUGGOS!!!!!
>>742778831what the fuck is a boymoder
>>742777975huh.. I see...
>>742778632Stay strong, trains is hard job.
>>742778658True. i still enjoy seeing him and how passionate he is about explaining speedruns, hes very cute
Why isn't the bug gay?
>>742778864It's 9AM.
>>742778781one of the guys said he was going to transition, you missed itI wish I was kidding
>>742778613California ?
>>742778716Reading out "TRANS PALESTINIAN ROIGHTS!!!!!!!!!" donations is not a political demonstration or grandstanding apparently
>>742778181the split stream is such a non argument when you can manually check and when youtube has 4k viewers lmao
>>742778032>wasn't this a /v/dev game?yes
>>742778882It's like a person who's trans and working on transitioning but still outwardly presenting as male.
why is this game so laggy?
>>742778930>>742778864Stop trolling.
Is this that game from the game dev threads?
>bouncing in this mushroom a thousand timesheh
>>742778981that's fucking gay bro
>>742778943Lol l seem to have made a great decision switching to something else to watch instead of this run
>>742778985back at you
>>742775229What happened here I was sleeping?
>>742778987yes.
>>742779012I mean, just look at him.
>literally just googling x puns for each game and reading off the front page of googleWhy even bother at that point
>>742778981>trans>person
>Pride pod skinGreat.
>>742779080yeah it's bugging me
>>742779062I was thinking the same thing lmao, maybe by AGDQ he'll be out
>>742779040Runner said “this game is anti-fascist”/v/ took it personally and is fucking hyper-sperging
I wouldn't mind watching an obscure indie game if it actually looked impressive
>>742779181Like Onirism, now that would be fun to watch
dono reads are cancer.
>>742779232God damn the devs are still here shilling that shit?
Don't let these wholesome chungus puns distract you from the fact that they're raising money for human traffickers
Pragmata stream when?
>>74277930915 bongs
>>742779080the fact and pun donos are always like thispeople pretending to be amused by jokes they've just read cause they're all taking them from the same place
>>742779040nigga fatfingered and quit out of the game and lost all progress at like the second to last stage
>>742778953For me the biggest cope is the World CupIf there was a drop right as the games were happening, maybe there's a pointBut when it's the early morning and viewership is still at its lowest ever, it's clearly not that
>>742779275onirism is /v/ coded
>>742779295>jew detected
>>742779275so it seems
>>742779370soul...
>>742779181they never do, its always some bland looking trash with a dev that pandered it directly to speedrunners in hope for some attention so nothing in the run feels like an actual trickNMG has always been a fucking terrible category too no matter the game, whats defined as a major glitch is always vague and the game becomes just intended path and skipping cutscenes
TRANS RIGHTS
>trannypodwhy......?
This pride skin is probably why the Australian government funded it
>>742779181obscure games are obscure for a reason, 99% chance they aren't good
>full on LGBTQ skin>ONLY mention trans rights?
>>742779359it's all surface level explanations that don't hold up if you do any proddingit also avoids mentioning the elephant in the room of how they hold the event hostage and the obnoxious behaviors, to not point those out means the guy's compromised and shouldn't be taken seriously
>>742779446>just intended path and skipping cutscenesSooo. . A speedrun?
>>742779446
he's choking........
>>742779370we need the c-team block
>>742779512yes, a speedrun, but not one worth showing at a marathon
>>742779473I was more thinking of the run itself looking hard and that the runner needs a lot of skill to pull it off. Most of the time it looks like something they've played for less than a hundred hours
>literally about to buy the game on steam because the magnet gliding looks fun and the platforming seems interesting>hear them freaking out in other window>tune back in to see if they've hit an amazing skip or on the verge of a new world record run or something>TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIIIIIIIIGHTS YEEEEEEEEAH OH MY GOODDDDDDDD>they bought a faggy skin from a shop, wasting time in the processAwesome fucking speedrun event you've got here, man. Awesome. Also, no longer buying the game.
>>742779370If dev adds achievements i will buy the onanism
>>742779512a bad oneglitches and unintended tricks are a core part of speedruns, this is just an ADD lets play
>>742778364Erm, do they know this dev was heavily ingrained in /agdg/ on the problematic website known as 4chan? yikes....
>>742779583Cool story, bro. I too like to lie on the internet
>>742779583Heather's reaction when I tell her I want to do anal
>>742779583It was a donation incentive they've were mentioning it forever you retard
>>742779583if it's any consolation you can probably find a random free itch.io game that's equally as engaging as this shite
stop it with the bugs facts!!
>>742779682coolstill not buying the game
>>742779606Being so good at a game most people struggle at without abusing glitches will always be better than just watching botch a frame perfect glitch 10 times and then skipping every single boss in the game. Not saying this game fits the bill, but NMG is easily the better category in many games than any%.
why play this isopod game when you could be playing hat in time or mario 64 if you want the OG
>Almost 3k for bid war about an indie game nobody playsHow can people be so generous!
>>742779778
CRUSH FASCISM!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULDN'T HAVE PIRATED ALL THOSE GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>742779971lol
>>742779943so fucking brave...next up: murder is le wrong
will /ourgirl/ be making an appearance this event?
>>742779813It's for trans rights. They NEED to see the disgusting insect adorned with their colors
>>742779971hehe
>>742779971kek
>>742779971POV: You're a chicken that some tiny hat wearing people just butchered after swinging you over their heads.
>>742780051I was talking about the kill/save the animals bid war.It wouldn't surprise me at all if the gay flag incentive reached 150k.
Why is the bug a homo?
God there's nothing I hate more than that forced "i'm doing a corny pun on purpose" humor. Trannies seem to love it for some reason.
>>742780045what was she thinking?
>>742780223any examples?
>>742780223Pretty safe bet when you could be banned for wrongthink
>>742780223it's a test of compliance, same with the trans right chants
>>742780223All of the actual jokes are too fascist so corny puns is all they have left.
>>742779682Oh, you actually sit there and watch every run from beginning to end instead of tuning in every now and again? Lol. That's so sad
>>742779476it's fighting fascism, apparently
>>742780223for me it's when they add self-aware-deprecating humor to it like doing an already unfunny pun then going >uhh ill show myself outit's a literal black hole of amusement, like a non-newtonian fluid to humor I can't fucking stand that shit
Guys the other week I was working a music festival and had to work with a trans person. They were just normal and cool. Is it possible it's just speed running troons that are insufferable?
>>742776351im not watching that shit, if you cant be bothered to type of a response then i'm not watching that
>>742780373Trans people are like vegans. Some are chill and others have to make it their entirely personality for some reason
>>742780373no way it could just be that maladjusted unsocialized autistic people are annoying
>>742780223I guess those jokes just don't pun-der to your tastes. Haha!
>>742780373dont larp bro
>>742780373>People are less autistic and antisocial when they're outside in real lifeCould it be?
>>742780373It's just speedrunners and these kinds of nerds. Yes, trannies are common in these circles, but it's more about an insufferable type of person. I know cool trans and gay people
>>742780373did you sleep with her?
>>742780493nah, couldn't be
>>742780468Oh. My. Gods. Give me your key to the internet, good sir.
>OVERESTIMATE>OVERESTIMATE
>>742780502>I know cool trans and gay peopleWhy?
Over estimate incoming.
>>742780223All puns are corny. They're the lowest form of humor imaginable
OVERESTIMATE
The estimate is 46:00 though?
over estimate is a Z rating, no exceptions
>overestimateriphe has to transition now, those are the rules
SAY IT WITH ME
>>742780535This was destined to be ZZZ-tier goyslop before they ran over.
>>742775886I like TAS runs that are short and sweet. 20 minutes is about my limit on watching one, I'd prefer 5-10 minutes. They are insane putting an hour+ long TAS this event
>>742780562It's a-maize-ing that people still make corny puns
Most insufferable couch of the event so far
Is this still the gay bug game holy shit, I made lunch and ate lunch and napped in the meantime.
>>742780550They're cool
this run is now longer than all 4 runs submitted to speedrun.com for this category
Chibi won.
>>742775606>>742775294Had Gex 1 on PC and rented the PS1 games a couple of timestail time
rate bug
>>742780676HOYPETRANS RIGHTS
rate gay bug killing fascists simulator
>>742780732C
>>742780732>>742780742F
>>742780732F(ascism)
>>742780732F for faggots
The funniest part about this run was that his save file at the beginning hinted he would go over estimate, lo and behold that ended up happening.>>742780732C
>>742780732ZZZWish I could rate it lower
>>742780732D for "Did went over estimate".
>>742780732D, overestimate and annoying couch
>>742780732ZZZliteral dogshit
>>742780732>>742780742No.
>>742780732b game, z run
>>742780695fake and gay>>742780732Z overestimate
>>742780732Zover estimate is a Z ratingno exceptions
>>742780732D
>>742780732>>742780742B for behind estimate
>>742780732F
>>742780550part of living and working in the real world
>>742780676https://www.speedrun.com/Isopod?h=any-no-major-glitches&x=wk65qnx2-yn26q6dl.qoxovn5q>44m 19s 280msoh my god you're right
>>742780732ZZZ
>>742780732D - loses rank for overestimate
>>742780732I dunno. C.
>>742780732c
>>742780732A
Oh boy another highly competitive indie game coming up
i sleep and lose the snowboard kids run, i sleep and lose the ogre battle, guys i might put myself in an alcoholic coma to summon some decent run for you fags
>>742780732T rans rights
>>742780732T
So the other run got a stealth bump to estimate, but this run they let them go over? kek
the run is still going tho. why are we rating early
>>742780732F. Movement looked neat but the run was awful, overestimate and terrible couch.
>>742780412>watch niggers walk on a lawn and pretend to be hurt for 90 minutes>cant watch a 2 minute comedy video
>>742780785K and T are like 2 points lower than zzz---
>SGDQ: Indieslop Done Quick
>>742780915refresh
bug fuck?
>>742780732fExtremely boring game to watch
For some reason I remember the land before time run from last gdq and I miss that run
>>742780970trvke
>>742780732Z
Everyone is here!
>bomberman fantasy racefinally some good shit
>>742780732FAm I doing a heckin' antifascism right?
Holy shit an actual female
gl hf! -thevaliantsun
Wait are these normal people? Who let them in?
FEMOID ON COUCH
THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS UGNNNNHHHHHHHGGGGGG
THICCC
wow, she's so quirkyplease be quiet or this is getting a Z
what the fuck, real people
Wait a minute this might be hype
>>742780970Now that's transphobia that I like to hear.
Need her to stand up and bend over.
>the gay skinwho could have seen this coming
>bullschat, what did she mean by this?
Anti-faschist! TKD!
And it's a ZZZ
holy shit this couch is annoying
>>742781194>floorsqueek
>the LGBTQ+ option wins every time
>>742781193Will never be invited back. Trannies hate women the way Indians hate whites. It offends them to see what they can never be
>>742781279I guarantee you the only reason these literal who indie games are accepted is because they have pride skin (or similar) options to push incentives
>>742781132I no longer recognize anyone, neither the runners nor the crowd.
>>742781279it's high time they remove the L G B Q in the T+ flag
This looks like mobile phone game trash
>that vocal fryyeesh, Maybe I am getting old but I can't stand this overly fake happy personality type.
this game looks kinda shitty in a charming way
I'm peeping those feet.
>>742781361Theatre kids back at it again
So quirky.....
>>742781356because it is
Goddam it is refreshing to see people that aren’t dysgenic misshapen freaks. It really highlights how bad 99% of the runners and couch trannies are
>>742781364It's got a little bit of that DS-style
this character looks like a gay Wartortle
BASED FROG-LICKING APOLOGISTS
This game looks great lmfao
>>742780732D didn't like the couch
who the fuck else would this 4 year old be kekalso, you guys are too negative, I thought you would at least prefer an XX
>>742781428why is it here
What is the "Wario Time" incentive for TTYD? I don't remember anything Wario related in that.
Feels a little performative this guy has to sit with his arm around his gf
>>742781450squirtle pickers?? address this
>>742781442Retarded fucking normalfags are still worse than autistic tranny furries and you will never convince me otherwise
she kinda big
why is this woman even here, she adds nothing
>>742781575S tier run
>>742781548
>bad BOYMods ban these cishets.
This really isn't too bad, you guys might be too jaded for it. Also pretty short.>>742781457Frogs are for poking
>>742781521some anons come here just to be angry, it doesn't matter what's on screen
>>742781545W Badge that makes you Yellow (with purple pants), if I had to guess
>>742781548You are a retarded tranny furry and you will never convince me otherwise
>>742781545Wario skin for mario
>>742781575The perfect broad
>Americans go to sleep>GDQ gets kinda okay>Americans wake up>GDQ gets worse than ever
>>742781545If we waste any more time on "Wario Time" we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!
I now remember how much cringe there was at GDQ even before the trannies invaded
>>742781575A
>>742781621the theatre kids make this unwatchable
>>742781670I went to sleep before Bioshock Infinite and just tuned in a few minutes ago, did I miss anything good?
>>742781670Proven wrong + your brown
>>742781575in my country she would be raped
>>742781546>guy put his arm down moments after I posted thisAre they reading this? Am I a god?
>>742781734t. american
>>742781716Ogre Battle and Sparkster were pretty darn good
>>742781450please sue them @nintendo @doge
>>742781575this is too fat
>>742781670Fairly standard. From about 7am EU to 5pm is the best. They usually have all the retro games on the graveyard shift.
>>742780732Z, dogshit
>Trans leftsBANNED
but there are no trans left...
There's too much talking... Not a single second of silence. It's not comfy, I can't enjoy the gameplay, there's barely any explanation of tech of strat. It's like an assault on the senses and the antithesis of what I expect from any speedrun event.
Tap water makes frogs gay btw
>>742781642KYS normalfag I bet you only post here because you failed at fitting in everywhere else.
Awkward as fuck
>>742781805kek
>>742781781Good for her.
DUNKADILLO?DON'T MIND IF I DO
>>742781889WHAT'S MY NAMEDUNKADILLOIT'S A WHOLE NEW RUNDUNKADILLO
>>742781781Absolutely BRUTAL hairline on this mudshark. Reminder that this is the type of mid woman most oofy doofy guys end up with after she's had her slut phase.
>>742781850Send it as a donation.>THE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY>AND I COULDN'T BE ANY HAPPIER FOR IT!!
>>742781805lol
>>742781781surprised she's actually a basketball fan
>>742781924SAY HELLO TO MY FAGGOT SKIN
>>742781851>xe still thinks being a terminal loser tranny is a mark of superiority We both know you’re going to kill yourself in your 30s
>>742781889Why is it DunkaCino and not DunkPacino if he only changed his name from Al to Dunk?It makes no sense. What were the writers thinking?
>>742781851kys furry tranny LMAOI’m a normal well adjusted personYou’re a freak
>>742781998The P is silent
>>742781998His name has always been Alpa Cino.
sad thing is she is a 10/10 at SGDQ
>>742781998The 'P' is silent
>>742781771You should really just consider playing for the other team
>>742781992Never said I was any of those things but keep on projecting, normalfag.
>normalfag theatre couple on the couch won't shut the fuck up and keep distracting from the runZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>742782063She fucked up a level by trying to do a distracting bit, apologised, and then immediately just kept going so no not really.
>I’m a normal well adjusted person>xhe says while troonspotting GDQ at midday on a tuesday failed normalfags are so pathetic
>>742782089You didn’t need to, sweaty>you have sex and probably a wife and house, you loserThe barbs, they sting
>>742782035>I'm a w-well adjusted p-person>Phoneposter with toxoplasmosisYep checks out
>>742782098There isn't much to look at desu.
there's too mnay pics of this hoe in a swimsuit on her insta, it's kind of sus
what in the eternal fuck compelled millennials who grew up with absolute fucking bangers to make quirkchungus games like this?
>>742782089You don’t have to tell us directly. We already know LMAO
>biofemgross
can we get 1 second of fucking silence
She MOGS Kunfu FatCup so hard
>boss fight is just an enemy doing the same attack animation and moving left and right for 3 minutes
>>742782098the integrity of the dunkadillo run has been compromised... millions must dunk
>HAHA ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE ON THE COUCH AT GDQ LOOK AT US
>>742782245Sexhavers are mentally ill, what else is new
>invented scorpion skip>chokes and doesn't get the skipimmediate K rating
>>742782245>buckbroken by the existence of a cis hetero relationship
Need a grilled cheese break
>>742782145I have all these things except my gf is trans and I’m a furry btw
Honestly he can do better than her
>>742782167They're over correcting from the gloom dystopia era.Being happy and colorful is pushing the envelop for any platform that isn't nintendo
>>742782335THE ORANGE FOOL
>>742782335gorgeus... rustic..
>>742782381>>742782381>>742782381mig
>>742782332>Appropriating the mistreatment of blacks for your shitpostsShiggy diggy!
I miss the zoomers from the Mario Sunshine run
there's like 10 people in the audience
>>742782358way way better. this bitch isn't even trying
>>742782245I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ITHELP ME CHANNEL ENERGYSHE WILL BE TOLKI'D BY MY WILL
>>742782358Ayo this bitch got a gnarly FUPA
>/v/irgins see a woman on the couch>immediately look up her socials and post her swimsuit pics this is why you guys will never get laid
>>742782358weird maybe they just have common interests and get along well?
>>742782378what do you think this image is from anon
>>742782358
>>742782167He's a kiwi solo dev making mobile games, so I think he's doing a great job targeting his audience. Also for a phone game, this looks pretty alright, but I wouldn't play this on pc.
>>742782531I've got something to say...
>>742782358/v/tards will never experience a love like this
>>742782983She will divorce him in 5 years, the courts will garnish his wages at his minimum wage shit shoveling job, and she will move to another city with the kids and teach them that he was a dog rapist.
>>742782496I'm disgusted to be sharing a board with these 3dpd lovers
>>742783439post your 2d wife
>>742783413This has never happened
