Previous: >>742782381https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6g0mofoYfohttps://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequickSchedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66Now: Stardew ValleyNext: Sonic 3 & KnucklesLater: Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
It's thundering outside, but I'm still migging.
isthisreal mig
Wait for me!
>>742789081>No beltYou had one job
I'm going to mow the lawn. See you at S&K3 or w/e it is
It's cool they got actual women to speedrun but holy fuck I have no idea what's going on and I"m bored
I don't get why people pretend Stardew is some comfy, relaxing game.The game is full of time sensitive events, that shit is stressful as all fuck.
IM A HEADBANGA
The run doesn't appeal to me at all, but boobs in the webcam. Not sure if worth.
this is the most female thing ever
miggin
B B DUB
this whole thing gives that post-op tranny vibe.
Did this have to be a race? Why are so many runs races now?
NASALLYWHITEGIRLTOESINMYMOUTHshe doesn't have a penis right?
i may be autistic, but even i can tell these runners hate eachother
stardew's ost is so nonchalantly good that i cant believe it was made by a single guy that was essentially a loser coasting on his gf's goodwill for years
Why does the larger one not eat the smaller one?
Jas!
>>742789308nah they're bffs
This shit is so fucking ass.
>>742789301You're safe here. SV players are mostly actual women.
>>742789301How the fuck do you, as a heterosexual biological male, even remotely get confused as to what is male and female
this is not very good
holy shit this fucking sucks
I was putting some za in the over. What is the category about?
>>742789002Migged
Giving this run a S already since there won't be any trans shit during the runs
>Nothing but biological females as far as the eyes can see>TRANS RRRRROOOIIIIIGHTS
>>742789365>me>a heterosexualheh
>>742789438
>>742789365Pushing your 30s while still living in your parents basement and never going out does that to a man
What’re the lads eating
>TRANS RIGHTSBut they're in America everyone has rights. I don't get it.
>>742789431I don't knowI think they restarted it at some point too?The only time I played Stardew Valley I just fished so I don't know nothing about any of this
>>742789438yeah about that
>>742789002so whats the challenge here in the stardew valley run?
migged
>>742789438Way to jinx it, retard.
>>742789459you fail to take into account that they'd essentially be ran out of their niche "welcoming" social circles by not doing the kowtow ritual that is expected of them
Would doctors without borders go help White Right wing citizens?
>faggots rating this extremely paint drying run high because it has (fat) women in itby that logic, any run for me that has a tranny in it is an automatic F run, so we cool with that
>>742789179BasedI actually watched some matches, shit is crazy
Bring back the trans girls. Fuck these foids
Crafting moms doing Candy Crush races is the final form of GDQ and there's nothing wrong with that.
damn SHE'S HUGE
I am woman hear me roar!
What happened to that extremely large black girl that used to run this? Isn’t it kinda bigoted to force her out for two white women?
Uh why does it matter if there are women on the Stardew speedrun leaderboards?
I hope there's more actual girl runners like this. Got real tired of trannoids
>>742789595That's how most people rate yes
we're up next, wish us good luck!
>Don't get the thing they need>Start begging chat to all vote for the specific thing>Fillabuster and literally do nothing until they get it>Okay the "speedrun" can continuewhat is the point of this
My goal in life is to pass so well that when I do a GDQ run it makes people realize they're gay after they cum to my tits
>>742789595obviously
>>742789738zesty
I haven't been paying that close of attention because of how fucking annoying these people are in general and how few runs are worth watching -- but is it just me or have they been using adef way less this event? I know some anon a few threads ago said they actually read these. I wonder if they actually put him in the time out corner for how fucking abysmal that retarded finale run was last time. If you gdq faggots are reading this: put SpikeVegeta over there too and keep him off the fucking couch.
>>742789595>faggots rating this extremely paint drying run high It's not even over yet
>>742789752same thing when gdq stalled for two hours for a Zelda incentive
>>742789438my wife thevaliantsun is a huge trans rights supporter
>>742789759
>>742789595well, yes
Now THIS is a speedrun that I could actually learn and enjoy doing
My pee goddess is commentating. I could not have asked for more. Her nutritious and delicious pee sustains me.
only trannies likes yuri
>>742789856librarian looking ass
Stardew is a great game so it receives a great rating
>>742789595after being bombarded with trannies for ages, a fat woman and quirk chungus will look like the manifestations of Aphrodite herself
>>742789784an anon last night who was at the event as a volunteer said there's a bit of a power struggle going on right now as the "theater kid" group is getting some pushback from people who are usually behind-the-scenes. that's why you see some pushes for new people or to keep others out of the spotlight. I kind of felt the tension there the first day when they made a point to say they were "theater kids" and asked for cheers from the crowd for other theater kids
>>742789856does she have a glass eye or is that a weird photoanyway, i would absolutely plow this nerd
>>742789931Sun Haven is betta :D
>*female noises*
>>742789595>by that logic, any run for me that has a tranny in it is an automatic F run, so we cool with thatThat is how normal people vote, yes.
>>742789915>you're a tranny if you enjoy two girls being hot together???
I don't care what you fags say, I fucking love boobs
What has been the wildest pronouns so far? Has there been It/that yet?
>le game saved my lifeshut the fuck up
>>742789752incentives haven't been actual incentives for a long time. they are just simply donation paywalls and since the faggot donators can't help themselves (they HAD to donate) it gets met
>>742790034there was a fer I think
Chibi won
this bitch reads out loud like the slow kid from classes when I was a kid
>>742790053it's ok when chibi robo does it
>>742789915So only cis straights like yaoi? Or only female to male trannies? Explain your logic here
>>742790034There was a "Fae" yesterday
I wonder how they’d feel if they knew ConcernedApe was a /v/tard. He gave me a copy of stardew valley last Christmas lmao
>>742790097he was literally on stream earlier and looked buff as fuck
>>742790115I wonder if someone actually uses that over there. I would think this is something people would draw a line on.
>my wife and my wife's wife
Stardew Valley wife tier list>God tierEmilyHaley>Good tierPenny>Meh tierAbigail>Fuck no tierMaruLeah>Funny TierJas
>>742790110Typically Yuri is written for men & trans women also love it. Yaoi is often written for women and trans men also love it. Curious that
>>742790034Either "her/fae/they" or "any/fox"
Should i play Stardew valley if i genuinely like farming games like harvest moon / rune factory?
>>742790006>8OVERESTIMATE
>open stream>foids start screaming trans rights>close streamI'll come back later
>>742790248yes, since that's what the game is based off of
Does how happy they are and how much fun they have with their friends make you angry?
>>742790248Yeah
JAS!
>>742790034she/it
How do fat people still exist in a post ozempic world?
>>742790236Wait, what's wrong with Leah?
>>742790248yeah, it's a better harvest moon
>>742789947I have noticed some more different faces than normal. Which I imagine viewer count or rankings are probably tipping them off that the gold guard are nosediving this shit. Speaking of. Anyone have a chart of this year so far?
>>742790248anon, Stardew is the foundation of the comfy game genre. absolutely yes you will
>>742790248Yeah it’s simply the best hands down.
>>742790302We live in a clown world where only poor people are fat.
>>742790236
>trannies trying to convince straight males that likes to watch women being hot/cute together that they are transI hate trannies
>>742790248May as well give it a shot.I love me some Rune Factory, but I can't get into Stardew.
>>742790167That wasn't the real CavemanDCJ
I just got back from work. Last thing I saw was the end of Tunic last night. Did I miss anything good?
>>742790302>just inject this poorly tested drug bro
>>742790303women who want you to save them from their exes are gonna want someone else to save them from you eventually
>>742790248Yes it's really good and have alot of mod support. The dev is also /v/ certified and has given away hundreds of steam keys during christmas over the years.
>seededwho fucking cares then, T rating
>>742790382I think your closet homosexuality is being propped up by your trans obsession rickesham style. Women disgust you we get it.
>>742790382 > there is no such thingkek it really IS the breakfast question
>>742790359jas anon...
>>742790282>>742790294>>742790307>>742790350>>742790356>>742790391but how cringe is it? i swear if i find a character that starts talking about pronouns
>>742789947I am begging them to murder spike.
>>742790302Ozempic ain't free, pal.
>>742790034
>>742790520Any/foxLmao
>>742790382Its because they know its a bad look that they love women sexually just as much as other straight men do
>>742790505All characters are you sexual regardless of gender.
>>742790302My doctor says "don't take medicine you don't absolutely need to" and I need to learn self-control. Also I'm not getting drafted into world war 3, fuck 'em standing.
>>742790302A friend of mine who's been a fatty as long as I've known him got ozempic like a year or two ago and got slim quick but regained his weight just as fast and eats like pig again. I'm not sure if he stopped using it or is the effect temporary if they lack any self control?
>>742790505there's no woke shit in it. excepting if you play as a woman, Leah is a lesbian
>>742790542Don't insult fox like that. Fox is just being fox's best foxself, you fucking bigot.
This run is why GDQ needs to ban both trannies and biofems if it ever wants to be entertaining again
>Seeded run that was pre-vetted>Route was made by some dudeSo these bitches LITERALLY didn't do anything for this category
>>742790248Sunhaven is better if you like a little more complexity and more with the combat.Rune Factory 4 remake is way better if you like the RPG stuff with farming on the side, has better romance stuff too.Most Harvest Moon's are better if you like the farming and cute anime girls and their dates more. If you've played and beat all those, give it a shot.
>>742790595nice d&q tranny
I'm so glad I'm not an amerimutt, I'd have killed myself if I had to listen to that female vocal fry everyday, everywhere - just listen to the fucking host, not only is she frying but she also sounds whiney af lol
>>742790520based
Are ya'll team MissPiggy or TeamMightHaveAPenis
>>742790613they giggle in a cute way
>>742790302>a man who has been a stick his whole short life doesn't understand bad eating habits have their consequences and just popping a pill doesn't fix it
>>742790586It just suppresses natural hunger/appetite while you're on it. It's the same reason why most diets fail since most people think of "diets" as a temporary phase and not just a new normal going forward.
What's this Crafts Room goal?
>>742790613so they are just grind monkeys then
>>742790594Go fox yourself
>>742790683MissPiggy has a cute face, even if it's a bit chubby, and a nice haircut so I'm all for her. She's a bit TOO fat for me though.
>>742790683Piggy and it's not close
>>742790549This is why most transwomen talk about how much they're rabid lesbians
>>742790613Gungun crocheted a thing, and they're really proud of their quirk chungus commentary.
I'm going to bed. Do this'n an F for me
>>742790613I don't think you understand how fucking autistic stardew valley runners are. Like every category has multiple variations depending on how you like to play and the ass pie dudes have gone through thousands of world seeds to find the most optimal. Like any new runner would be stupid not to reference all the source material the asspies dug up.
>>742790683i prefer fat girls because they tend to have self esteem issues and thus are easier to mold to my preferences
SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES IF YOU CAN HEAR US PLEASE SAVE THIS SHIT MARATHONPLEASE SONIC 3
>>742790779Yup, which translates to rabidly straight men
>americans wake up>games are all shit>crowd is obnoxious autists chanting and shouting and interrupting>donations are 99% trans rights spam>viewer count is dangerously lowit's all so tiresome
>>742790769She needs that fat to feed my children with her big ole fucking TITTIES
>>742789176Stardew also started that "cozy gaming" trend in indie games thats mostly farming game clones of it and for that I am forever resentful of it.
>bio females Eww
>>742790568this, it's all in the head. just like surgery and drugs won't fix troonism, weight loss surgery and drugs won't make the mental problem go away that makes you fat to begin with
>>742790750finish the crafts roomhttps://stardewvalleywiki.com/Bundles#Crafts_Room
>>742790896>Middle of the day>Americans watchingYou're retarded.
>>742790896>>viewer count is dangerously lowI would attribute it to the argentina match, but it should rise up soon since they are getting smashed in their ass
>>742790831Know a guy who has a habit of getting fat girls, they are inspired by him to get their shit together, they lose weight and leave him instantly because he’s actually a horrible person
>>742789176Yeah, Story of Seasons is still peak comfy farming simulator. Stardew is actually full on autist bullshit.
>>742790882It actually translates to gay men. Because lesbians HATE trans women and most men want a REAL women so trannies usually end up banging other trannies.
>>742790907>hating a good game because others try to copy itISHYGDDT
>>742790964it's been low all day>>742790962yet here you are replying, cowboy.
>>742790683I usually don’t go for big girls but I’d choose hershe looks soft and snuggly
>everyone arguing over the two runners>no one mentioned /ourgirl/ in the background???
>>742790520dude i love foxes
>>742790831>because they tend to have self esteem issuesfound the retard who hasn't actually talked to them. fat bitches think they are god's gift to men and will wear the most unflattering outfit because they genuinely think they are hot shit and being skinny is overratedit's probably all coping but they are as easy to mold as granite
Unattractive biofemales are almost sadder because they don't have the excuse of actually being a man...
>>742790990Everyone tries to copy it and massively fucks up. Ape focused on the gameplay and design while all the clones leave that for last and fill the clones with their super awesome OC characters and throw some bare bones gameplay ontop
>>742791043
>So many abilitiesSadly not the ability to swim in the MediterraneanBitch
>>742791118>>742791043I legitimately didn't know anyone else on /v/ even recognized this chick
>>742791118somewhat goblinesque
>>742791092Would all 3
>>742791037A cute face does a lot. Might be a lot of makeup, but it's still cute.Fuck MSF/Doctors Without Boarders. Illegals trafficing fuckers.
Every single event they try to make Stardew Valley "speedruns" a thing and every single time it absolutely fails across the board. Not just /v/ hates it, reddit hates it, social media hates it etc. Because its not a speedrun game. Its just not. Yet they keep trying over and over and over. And they keep trying all these different gimmicks like races and time attacks and now this mines 50 races and at one point that weird tutorial and all of them just don't work.Stop trying to make Stardew Valley as a speedrun happen.
>>742791182she's ran frost/flame fatales several years now
>>742790983Thats the eventual conclusion, but not the one they wanted. And lesbians should hate them, they invaded and took over all over their spaces and tried to force them to enjoy " gock" same thing straight men try to do to lesbians. But they are absolutely not gay men in the sense of finding normal males attractive
>>742790952The drugs absolutely willI’ve personally lose 90 something pounds with them
Is anyone keeping the official 2026 Tranny Tally?What are we at?
>>742789589They wouldn't need the help in the first place
>>742789336I watch for her.
it's like there's just 2 people on the right and a carnival funny body mirror placed between them
>>742789459LMFAO
>>742791308
The fat one looks like edobean ate edobean
>>742791267They actually had some biofemales in those events?
(Our) slampig is choking
>>742791267Built for getting slapped across the face as hard as possible and getting facefucked
When you're so fat your arm rolls into 3 places, do you make sure your short sleeve goes over your first fold or your second one?
>>742791386here's 2023, you do the math
How do you 'beat' stardew valley
what is the entertainment
>>742791267Really? I don't watch anything but the main two events from gdq
>>742791385*poyo*
>>742791398She wants me to look at her cute face and fat tits for a while longer.
>let's go lesbians
>gays, trannies, and lesbiansdamn
>>742791447yes
>This isn't a real category but I want you to know this is a pb for me
>chat this isn't a real category
YOU MUST CHOOSE ONEPRESS 1 TO SMELL PIGGYS CHAIR PRESS 2 TO RECEIVE A DOLLAR
What the fuck fuck is even happening with this run
>not a real categoryholy fuck
>>742790248play Sakuna instead
>>742791501>>742791504>>742791551Anon, it's a gimmick race. Of course it's not a real category, are you being stupid on purpose?
>>742791432Wow, that's a lot of !s. Much more than I expected.
>>742791450*5 minutes of heavy breathing*
Shoutout to the chair for holding up that beast during the run.
So they told people to donate just for that?
>>7427915091 and then I'd pay $2 per to buy everyone itt sniffing rights
why are there so many people in the crowd wtf
Christ.
>>742791496Post more of this loser.
EXCUSE ME?!
Can someone tell me why if you were born a woman you wouldn't try and act dainty and cute instead of loud and obnoxious
>>742791635popular normalfag game
Imagine the big one laying atop the small one as she fights for air
>>742791635Biological women
miss piggy almost dropped an F bomb just now
>>742791509Fat women are gross.
>>742791308Left looks a lot like my hairdresser, except my hairdresser is like 191cm tall
>>742791635To see the miracle of a real woman.
I'd sniff Mel's seat after she got up.
>>742791684She did (based)
>>7427915091
>>742791675Good news anon, you can become a woman yourself and answer this on your own now :3
>>742791568Oh I'm sorry I thought I was watching people trying to beat games fast not do gimmicky shit akin to playthroughs my bad
>>742791565I'm not a pedophile tho
>>742791684based...so fucking based....
SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE! aura farming atm!
>>742791432>biohazardW-what?
RATE THE RUNSTARDEW VALLEY
>>742791684she def did.
>>742791663Becky x %
>>742791784S for Sexy couch girl
AdefKung kuntSpike The teethThe worst fucking group of humans in existence
>>742791784B for BIG GIRL
>>742791784ZZZI couldn't even figure out what they were speedrunning.
>>742791675I'd unironically be a quiet emo
>>742791784Z
RATE stardew valley
RubieshartSpicfajitaKungfufatfuckAidsdef
>>742791709Cute height
>>742791784F for FUCK bomb dropped.Atwentysomethingloser is cute though.
>>742791784D. good crowd energy but it wasn't that interesting of a run
>I just got 5 mushrooms god RNG>LETS FUCKING GOOOunintentional comedy
>>742791784S
>>742791784ZWhat the criteria for beating Stardew Valley they never even said.
>>742791784I'm doing it an E because I could only take about 5 minutes of it before closing the stream despite the girls.
>>742791862She’s the pee princess after all
RATE SpoykBejita
>>742791753I will never be a woman.
>>742791675Most women don't act like feminine caricatures just like most men don't act super manley
>>742791784B, I like big girls with cute faces. Even if her friend was one of those wannabe dykes, she was cute.
N3ver 5get
>>742791784AFor actual women
>>742791784C
>>742791784ZZZso fucking annoying
>>742791761>He doesn't know
>>742791901uh... what?Elaborate..?
>>742791784F. It was a made up run
>>742791784ZZZ for putting me to sleep, get it, ZZZ as in snoring
she got that raggedy anne fit
>>742791784A for anal sex with slampigs
>>742791675Many do, but they're chilling at home without a care.The ones you see out and about are the women that couldn't land a Chad.
>>742791784FFF
>hey anon, wanna come to my room?What do?
>>742791784Zzz, boring as fuck run.
Why do they move their hands so much?
>>742791784Tfake ass category bullshit
adef looks like he's got a buttplug inside him 24/7
>>742791784C for cunthavers and not troonies
>>742791784ZZZ stardew runs are the worst.
>>742791784>>742791832D - was weird seeing them flip flop between win conditions
>>742791969She looks like she has the downs
>>742791784F
ADEF AND MELO IMPROV COMEDY SHOW!!!!!!!
>>742792012It's to hold my cum in
>>742792012He crosses his legs more than a woman. He has no cock or balls.
>>742791992theater kids
>>742791985run
I do not like these segments.
>>742791985
>adef improv show
holy fuck ruby feels so fucking fake compared to everyone else, I feel like the camera transitions off of her and she just scowls
>>742791823
>>742792073Ads? You don't like ads?
>>742792080
>actual improv show at GDQwait, I encourage that so these theater kids have an outlet other than the actual fucking stream
>>742791784Zconstantly changed what the ending condition was is such bullshit
>>742791906Peak male behavior is stoic but not entirely uncaring while somewhat fit but not a musclehead
>>742792012That's his punishment after that awful finale last event.Also he's a tranny loving faggot so he probably enjoys it.
The runner BETTER be Werster. Bring him back
>>742792089put me in the screenshot
>>742792089KEK
>>742791784Zzzzz
Does RedBull also drop tons of anonymous donations?
>>742792089Seems unnecessarily cruel.
Red bull or monster bros?
>ex-naut
Paper Mario TTYD is like the gospel to these freaks
>>742792239I just think it's very autistic. Or childish. Probably both.
>>742792192no
>>742792295No, that's Ocarina of Autism.
>>742792220Doubt it
>>742792253ES
>>742792295I mean, I love the first two paper marios, they're great games.
>>742789915No lies detectd.
show chart i missed the first day
>>742792334Ocarina doesn't have worked quirked up lines and shitty puns
>>742792334>OoT>Mario 64>Super MetroidThe holy Triforce of speedrun autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQgive me soooniiiiic
>>742792253water
>>742792253Aqua
>>742792341I figured the would because there is they're sponsored fridge in the middle of the couches.
Post your GDQ face
>>742792404LttP is still a fun one with the randomizers.
Transformers playing Transformers?What game? Devastation?
>>742792421Baja?
>ugh, these people like games? That’s actually cringe if you ask me. Unless they don’t like a game, then I do like it and it’s based
>>742792239I don't>>742792319I have multiple women I have causal sex with and have a skilled and cool job that pays well. I just hate what these cunts have done to gdq
>>742792395Yeah but Ocarina does have an entire initiative dedicated to hooking up a bot to a serial port that reprograms the game after they conducted ACE where they PUT shitty puns into a stock game and then hooked made it network enabled so twitch chat would be IN the game.
>>742792442
>>742792328:(
>>742792461>Transformers playing Transformers?More like Transgenders playing Transformers
>>742792089brother stop snitching
>>742792441It would require active involvement on their part during the event.I feel like they pay for the venue, equipment or something like that.But I’m honestly just talking out of my ass so I really don’t know.
>>742792295It's the best (J)RPG ever made, after all
>>742792491>these people like gamesThat's not actually a given in speedrunning circles, there's a huge number of runners that either don't even like the game they run or have never casually played it. They just grind, for reasons
>sonic and knuckles It's gonna have fucking Argick screaming through it, isn't it?
>130 bpm heartrateDude must have been edging the whole time, cause there's no way anyone was excited for that.
I missed the Ogre Battle run, howd it go?
What does migging mean?
>>742792623It's a solid 5/10. Improve your tastes
>>742792089well, not wrong
>>742792592what's gdq gonna do? Put one of their tranny mods into the thread to backseat it? Give adef another finale run?
>>742792650It was neat.
dat ass
>>742792624>fails a skip>"uh i've never played this game casually so i have no idea what to do here"infuriating stuff
these people have partners and you're forever alone
>>742792654To mig means to mig
>>742792667I'm GoInG tO kIlL mYsElF!
>chibicarrera is marriedits not fair
>>742792654Im going to spoon feed you, to be contrarian.Its slang for "Migrating or migration".
>>742792650Decently commentated run with some tense moments, I enjoyed despite not being into strategy/tactical RPGs and not being familiar with the game
>>742792654heheBEANS
>No GDQ meme edits yetThis event has failed
>>742792654It's something only miggers do, you don't want to be a migger, do you?
Where's Susan? Doesn't he usually do a run from his home?
>>742792708Misery loves company.
>>742792363>Like card game mechanics in games >Sticker Star and Color Splash completely mess up being one I'm still mad
>>742792771Isnt this nigga dead now? How much of him is actually left?
>>742792659I was like 12 when I came up with that opinion but I still agree with it.
>100k a dayyeah that's an easy 2 milly by sunday
>>742792778Whos Susan & Is She Cute ?
Just back from the most rigged game in history, did I miss anything in the past 2 hours?
TRANSFUCKINGRIGHTS
>>742792876I, too, enjoy fouls getting called 5 minutes after it happened and getting a point loss from it
>Trans rights healthcare is for everyoneWho the fuck even brought that up? Do they know what doctors without boarders actually does or what?
The setup times are incredibly long
>trans healthcare is for everyoneRUN THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR DICK
>trans rights healthcare is for everyonei-is that a threat??
I've been trying to speedrun Downwell with the stream in the background - only got to Limbo a few times, it's so much harder just ploughing through.
>>74279287667 instances of "Trans Rights" and uhh nothing else really
>>742792863Quick maths. Engage the anonymous $1000 donations with no message.
MERCHANDISE
>>742792941SIX SEVEN!!!
>>742792927>RUN THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR DICK
>>742792919To be fair they did mention MSF helping trannies in the Congo or some shit earlier
AMD helps gamers become troons.
>>742792778>>742792707MUST WATCH BETWEEN RUNShttps://youtu.be/OrJDjLfgrWc
>Makes GDQ possibleRemember when GDQ was in a mom's basement
>>742792927Hopefully its free, ill take one for the team!!
>>742792873very high strung dudehaunted by chicken nuggets>>742792778
when is ESA? I want comfy back
imagine buying AMD shit unironically
>Argick on the couchFUCKKK
>supersonic
>>742793010>trannies in the CongoId hate to be one of those. Trannies here think THEY have it bad. Wait until youve got a burning car tire around your body because youre confused about your genitals.
>argickKINO incoming.
>I don't shut upOh no
>argick >sanic gameInstant SSS
>ArgickMAH BOY
Why is the game so fucking bright?
for fucks sake
I kinda fuck with this dude's mutton chops
AHM ARGICKAND I WANT THOSE PAKISTAFAHKINGOBAHK
I love sonic feeties !!!!
>>742793070Kek will he stream from home like always? Always seemed a bit odd to me how he gets a run EVERY event when it's from home.
sonic was never good
>argicklove the guy, but man i'm already exhausted from being yelled at by the announcers this entire event
>ARGICK IS TALKINGGIF OF A VOLUME GOING DOWN TO 0
Is this funny?
KINO IN CUMMING
Argick is speakingListen and learn.
Where are the subtitles?
>>742792919At this point it wouldn't surprise me if they think boarders means personal boundaries that doctors aren't afraid to violate to turn you trans
he doesn't need to talk like an auctioneer
I have Argick fatigue
>>742793142Sonic spinball
ARGICK SLOW THE FUCK DOWWWWN
So is the gimmick that the commentator talks fast because sonic is fast haha because that's really clever
>ArgickFor fucks sake. Immediate switch off. Absolute ruins all runs he is a part of>LE WACKY IRN BRU TALKS FASTHonestly surprised he hasn't roped. What a miserable existence
>did I accidentally put the youtube stream into 2x speed?>no wait it's just the scotsman gobloid Argick speaking
>>742793123>>742793153kek
>>742793123sonic ruined
lot of mistakes from the runner. i'm fairly certain i could do better as a kid
how come argick is actually chill in other smaller events
>What if we ran a classic speedgame but spent 100% of it talking nonstop
I’m sad Argick is not coming back to ESA ever again
SSSonic
>>742793223Only if you had argicks help
I have a sudden urge to drink irn bru
>>742793123>>742793153Argick really does ruin Sonic runs always, dude is so obnoxious.
>>742793202>ArgickThis is just pure performative shit at this point
>>742789002>faggot OP>dreadful schedule>hopped in for the SMO run and was so disgusted with both the runner and the audience that I couldn't watch for more than two minutesSo why aren't you guys doing literally anything else
Sonic 3 is fucking KINO.>Michael Jackson songs>Sonic stages, platforming, going fast.Love this game.
Obnoxious host, obnoxious couch.
>>742793268More like SS sonic, have him throw up a Roman at the stage end
Why are the colors so bright and washed out am I crazy
>Argicki hate his accent
>>742793138>Always seemed a bit odd to me how he gets a run EVERY event when it's from home.He does play a lot of unique games, and he can't cause any drama from home
What's wrong with the capture?
>>742793319SMO is a disgustingly dull game. Your opinion is invalid.
>>742793331post the way his fake persona is applies and fades when he thinks he is off screen
>>742793365Typical GDQ tech.
I like the speed, i hate the fags and tranny freaks. Mixed bag.
Somehow the fucking host is talking more then argick
>>742792632Classic.
>>742793331kino
>>742793186>>742793187>>742793190>>742793196>>742793202
Any good runs since last night? Why isn't the chart being reposted
>>742793365They never check tech trannies resumes
>um>yeah>you know, um...
ok I lasted like 2 mins before I had to mute
Oh, it's one of these speedruns. Yawn...
>>742793331>>742793387>saves gdq
>WEEEEEEEEEEEENOSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>742793249Don't get my hopes up like that. Why?
>>742793421I doubt argic cares or thinks about you people at all
>>742793421I had a suspicion that these threads were made by their tranny staff
CAN I GET A DONATION IN?>CAN I GET A DONATION IN?CAN I GET A DONATION IN?>CAN I GET A DONATION IN?CAN I GET A DONATION IN?>CAN I GET A DONATION IN?CAN I GET A DONATION IN?>CAN I GET A DONATION IN?
>just glitch out of bounds and zoom aheadlame and gay
>>742789176Those people don't do those events, they just grow crops and run around town making up imaginary romance stories between people of the same gender, then call themselves gamers.
THIS FUCKING DONATION READER
wtf why is the runner called supersonic?
>>742793486psychopath shit
>>742792847He's still alive. But he's like 75% cyberized.
I have GDQ fatigue
Looks like this is going to be a great muted run
>announcer singingAutomatic Z
>>742793541Announcer is incredibly annoying
>>742793560Cause he likes Spermario and orders from Sonic (the fast food joint) a lot
>>742793560His problem's chronic.
>faggot on donos only picking the ones where he can show off his ""voice acting""its so tiresome
>>742793421anons are in big trouble
>>742793560Combo of super Mario and sonic
Sonic runs always being ADHD spastic fests are an example of life imitating art
Nope.Argick I can handle perfectly fine. The crowd constantly going WEEEEEE and the donation reader fucking jumping in is a hard no.They just HAVE to ruin everything by being obnoxious as fuck.
>>742793331what the fuck is that
>>742792847>>742793590We can rebuild him....
these ESA commentators aren't used to getting donations during their event so they learned to never stop talking
>>742793331>>742793486This was kino, we don't deserve Argick.
>>742793657>The crowd constantly going WEEEEEEAt least it's no longer "Yes Chef" from a couple events ago
Remember when people acted like Argick and Huds and that clique leaving ESA was a loss for some reason? kek
>>742793667Is that a bad thing? Not enough "trans rights" for you?
Glitched runs suck because there's rarely any impressive movement and all that matters is if they get the tricks or not. Imagine if SM64 was nothing but BLJs, it'd be boring.
>Argick>HudsDidn't they sell out UKSG and have it bend the knee to GDQ? I remember that being discussed a lot at the last event
>>742793582He had to put on a cool straight face to play James McCloud.
>>742793514the prize mommy shenanigans I believe I remember watching his stream sometime ago and he was pretty clear not wanting to go back and he has not been there
REMEMBER TRANNY OR ARGICK ON STREAM?INSTANT Z
>>742793590Fucking brutal.
>>742793717Does anyone even watch ESA anymore?
>People hating on OUR BOI
REMEMBERTRANNY OR ARGICK ON STREAM?INSTANT SSS
he/him x4based
SAY THE LINE BART>THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
anyone noticed there are only like 40k viewers across jewtube and twitch?I think it's finally dying
fuck this announcer holy shit
REMINDER THAT TINY TIM IS AT GDQ AND THEY'RE BEING COWARDS AND WONT PUT HIM ON THE COUCHAlso on a serious note glad Tim can travel again and is looking healthy
choke
>>742793819threads are only slightly slower than GDQ ones
The entire run has just been donation reading
>>742793717QRD?I stopped watching esa because of huds and the Scottish cunt
when is silksong
>>742793868That fucking traitor
>>742793851It always was. Twitch just finally cracked down on the bots
Would you rather be unable to jerk off forever, or have every porn you watch henceforth be commentated by argick and kirbymastah?
>>742793791In reality the Lovare metoo thing was just their excuse to finally get out. A lot of them were disgruntled with ESA waaayy before that, specifically the management.
>>742793868>Tinytim is aliveGod bless
>>742793894>Twitch just finally cracked down on the botsAnd they instantly stopped doing so after all the e-thot streamers lost 90% of their views
>>742793905unable to jerk off forever
>>742793824LE WACKY COSTUME MANI know he cries himself to sleep
>>742793905Can I mute the porn?
this is just plain bad videogame design
>>742793905I've actually thought about hypecasting porn videos before but I have no idea where I would upload the commentary tracks.
>>742793905do i have the option to mute?
The youtube chat barely moves lmao
>>742793969skill issue
>>742793868Its for the best. The poison in the air at GDQ will make Tim's body give out.
>>742793905would they haunt my thoughts if i used my imagination?
>>742793882Prize mommy wrote a doc about ESA not handling female safety and sexual harassment sufficiently and lots of big names left it for good since. The marathon is still fun to watch, but it's been really running on fumes since.
>>742793868>Tiny TimThank god that little retard isn't on screen. He makes me physically sick.
>>742793905Being unable to jerk off forever would be a net positive for productivity.
>>742794030>>742794030>>742794030
>>742793868>TINY TIM IS AT GDQ
>>742793868>look at esa schedule>no tinytim runPity. Hope he's at least at there to do some commentary.
>>742793819No, we don't. Don't go look at the threads, just trust me.
>>742793962>>742793994No.
>>742793868I don't want him to have a heart attack from being on stream, so I'm not mad. Glad he's doing better.
>>742794019Metako also left because they didn't want to pay him like he had a full time job all year around for a 2 week event twice a year
>>742792089I know this will just get answered with "bro is so butthurt or something" but you're supposed to be funny with these. Just @ing them with "OMG YOU SUCK LOL" is lame.
>>742793905I'll take the commentary, after you get used to it then they're just your hype men. I'd jerk off before sex just to force summon them to hype me up during
>>742794019So prize mommy had amazing tits she showed off AND got rid of all the annoying cunts? I love her even more
>>742794182The "anon" who posts them to twitter is obviously more butthurt than the posts he screenshots.
>>742794182I'm just reporting facts. I'm not trying to be funny.
>>742794209problem is she took her tits and left at the same time
>>742794287nobody in this thread cares so you can keep doing what you're doing but keep it contained in twitter
>>742794297Can someone post her webms? I need to do something while Argick is muted
>>742793970People upload porn/ero games with commentary for whatever fucking reason
>>742794364No, I don't think I will.
Sonic looks like a pokemon
>>742794052You stupid, this thread will be up for another 21 minutes.
>>742794446your loss
Everytime I see Arg and Huds I remember the scant few UKSGfags in these threads who don't realise they're just GDQ plants
Argick is the only dude that can stand up to Spike’s legacy
>>742794790My 2 most hated commentators Both make the couch about themselves
>Sonic, a washed series whose only lasting legacy is the most putrid forms of fetish pornHow fitting for GDQ
>>742794857You don’t mean that bro
>>742795145He's right though. I have gdq up on a second monitor, and I'd think Argick was the runner if I didn't glance over.
I miss the ESA Argick
>>742794790>Stalin is the only dude that can stand up to Hitler's legacyWow!
