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Umamig
Justice for my nigga Mr. gameandwatch
>>742799101>>742799137i've seen probably 2 twitch ads get through in the past 4 years with adblock. sorry you're too brainlet to set it up
I migged>upcoming run is about to be a trannypaloozaI'm migging out
>2 hour checkpoint soonNope
I'm a Migger!
Migged
>>742799159send me the cringe highlights later
I don't watch the stream i just post shit here ngl
>2 fucking hours of fcking menuing and advancing dialoguesfuck this shit
i have transitioned over
>>742799262I've seen 0 ads on youtube in the past 4 years
>>742799228>redditshin
post chart.
>>742799312But quirked up PUNS and a TRANS RIGHTS character!
is that room always 75% empty?
you do realize Ruby's your looksmatch, right anon?
Where’s the rating chart
Trans rights
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year MIGG
So did anyone screenshot Anon's chat message ban?>>742798231>>742798383>>742798438
Just call it a trans event. Why not
>>742799376It's fairly full now? What are you on?
>Keiz got demoted to attendeeKWAB
Straight Lefts
>>742799386rather be single desu
>What could distract people who love speedruns?TRANS RIGHTS!TRANS RIGHTS!TRANS RIGHTS!
>>742799159I always get bored of sgqd after like 5 minutesthen when they start reading donations about people and their dead relatives I get depressed
>>742799159Mig for Speedrunloli.
i knew she looked familiar
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ROIGHTS
TTYD time!
paper mario/mario & luigi/mario rpg games have never been good
>>742799312might be nice and comfy, depends on the runner and couch
>>742799395Ya now what? No. Were taking away ALL trans right, starting right now.ALL RIGHTS. GONE.
>>742799430Can't wait for the animorphs run by the ghost who cucked him
>>742799430_ _______ _____
>>742799426the front rows are half fullthe back rows are mostly empty
>>742799159isn't she married?
Vivian is my waifu
>>742799386In modern terms that means she's out of my league
Miggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wouls you rather save 1 cancer patient or 500 trans folx?
>>742799491Hi scott the woz
>>742799409If he posted that it would almost certainly have to go mod approval before actually being visible
>>742799468Many such cases
>>742799159>>742799327kill yourself /vt/ranny
Too bad the TTYD run is going to overly focus on Vivian and spread misinformation about the character again like people have more and more over the years.
do we get to see 'that jump' in this run?
quit replying to the Tw*tter faggot you retards
hello anons im late to the partyhas anyone got a semi-recent chart
>>742799578Why would the trans people need saving?
>>742799159Are they going to begin? This is taking too long.
Imagine when we get to Vivian
>>742799687They lack rights
>tuesday>I don't want this marathon to end fear mongering alreadyWTF?
>>742799582hes probably the type of the fag to like them
>>742799578Cancer patient will live longer
TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!!!!
>>742799658Report for offtopic or spam then if you care so much, at least it'll be a fun activity for jannies.
>>742799702It's going to be miserable, bet they don't even care about the character beyond that.
>>742799702This but flavio
>nonbinary rightsNow you're just taking the piss
This is going to me "paper Mario and the 1000 genders get a shout out"
STRAIGHTS RIGHTS!
what is this "trans rights" i keep hearing about? are they being enslaved or something? idgi
SPM > TTYD
cant wait to find out how they will ruin this now
4 he/himsare we safe...?
>game is in arabicsigh
>adef on couchinstant mute
>>742799851Do you have the one where he shows off his mug?
>Love Paper Mario>Hate the discourse around itAnd that's assuming the run itself is workable
>ADEFoh no
>random nigga in the audience yelling trans rights
>>742799880They are two very different games, can't really compare them.
TRANCE ROOOOOIGHTZZZ
ILIKETHATJUMP
>AdefRun ruined
Why not the switch version?
>>742799880Music is the only thing I like more in spm
>>742799890>adef>same dono readerNo.
the runner doesn't seem normal...
>>742799903God, I'll take the sexual assault artist over Skenmy desu
>>742799879Things are worse than ever. In these trying times, we have to remember how important it is to LOVE and to HOPE. Do your best today, everyone, and remember. Trans rights!
WE GOT CRINGEKINO
Reminder no bully
>>742799950Piss off he's fine
>>742799909Unfortunately not.
>>742799159ogey
Why the original PM instead of the remake? Guessing just more bugs to use?
is he okay?
>last good paper mario game and it was just the second one>even the remake butchered it
uber autist
why do they sit like fags
What is wrong wit this guy...
POST CHART OR I RELEASE MY AUTISM
It's crazy how many performative autismos are at this event and then a runner like this shows up and completely dismantles their facade
>>742799878sit down and know your place, breeder hetslime
>>742799893Hate it when runners make the game and the run unwatchable.
Save me from this, swiss and culombians
>>742800010The original is 60fps
this runner very skill for sure... but this is normally.... i will review and conclude later....
>>742799912I've got a good chunk of games like this too, it suckssometimes it's for no valid reason either but a thread schizo decides to make its nest
>>742799880PM64 > TTYD > SPM > CS > TOK > SSPaper Jam is too different to really count but it'd be above Color Splash if I really had to say.
>>742799998But they're bullying me!
Do we like the Paper Mario recomp?
After replaying the game recently it honestly falls off a cliff after Glitzville and just becomes a chore towards the end.
Can the runner even talk?
>Paper Mario speedrun>In JapaneseNo thank you
>>742800030the answer is in your question
for a second I thought the runner had a hitler mustache but it was just a shadow
>>742800140It's the definition of a 5/10 game
>>742800098ghostussy...
>>742799430
>>742800242the true self...
>>742800005holy kek. great edit
>>742800140trvth nvkethe only good chapters are 3 and 6
>>742800000nice quints
I remember now how much of a chad Mario is in TTYD. Every lady wants a piece of him and he actually lives up to his rep
>>742800030Bad ergonomicsie the couch is too low for the length of their legs.
>skipped vivian
>>742800010TTYD's remake is a 30fps, it doesn't let you skip text the first time you view it so it's slow, general movement is slower due to Yoshi needing to wind up his run and jumping forward as normal Mario I imagine doesn't work, the glitches are different, a lot of the code is shared so you can still advance sequences but not the same ones to skip specific things they'd need to advance super far like the original. There's actually a way to advance the sequence to the very end of the game but it's so far ahead if doesn't load the final boss, I don't think they ever figured out a workaround for that but last I saw they couldn't take advantage of it.
>>742800140>>742800298Filtered. Bet you think SPM is bad too.
>>742799658
>>742800327That's a heckin' bannerino!
>>742800140Paper Mario 64 is a way better game.
>>742800242What the fuck... His hair style even matches...
DING DING DING DING
THERE IT IS
>Giant BombAren't they dead?
STUNNING AND BRAVE
Why does it feel like over half of any given run is donation reading?
fighting what in where huh????
>team up with trans girls to fight fascists on the moonZZZ
>>742799450kek
>>742800242someone make the edit
How are the x-nauts fascists?
MARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOON>MARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOONMARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOON>MARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOONMARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOON>MARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOONMARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOON>MARIO GETS TO TEAM UP WITH A TRANS GIRL TO FIGHT FACSISTS ON THE MOON
>Giantbomb communityTHEY'RE STILL A THING??
>all the males are he/hiimGood enough
Wait... Vivian is trans? First time I'm hearing this.
They literally said 2 minutes ago that the only partners are gombella and koopz vician will not be in the run
What the fuck is this nigga talmbout “trans girl and fascists on the moon”?Somehow we still haven’t seen the rock bottom of gdq
>>742800469coasting as a husk of it's former self. all the big names left to do their own thing. it was 'dead' when ryan died.
>>742800098Lady Bow, your taste is truly noble...
>Not 100%Who cares, zzz
Yep, already spreading misinformation about Vivian again and forcing talk about the character, as expected.
>>742800507>what english women see when driving home after a game
oh shit this the 'I like that jump' game lol
>>742800134Hope its gets ported to chinkhelds soon
good job guys, wario time :)
>>742800172I checked out his personal VODs and he is borderline nonverbal but does talk when people chat to him. That's a true autist right there, only speaking when spoken to, and saying as little as possible.
>>742800134Never heard of it. how's it like and where can I get it?
mhm this uber autismo is the WC holder, makes sense
>>742800282based
>>742800543>>742800469Dan Ryckert, Jeff Grub, and Mike Minotti do Let's Plays sometimes with other "journalists" is the new Giant Bomb
>>742800606How is it wrong, fascist?
UUUUUHHHH
>generic evil organization that you would find in any cartoon for kids>FASCISTSthese people lol
>>742800678he's just like me...
>>742800552Vivian is a trap in the JP version, localized to female in the 2004 release. In the remake they kept this in Japanese though more vague I believe, they allude the character is trans in the updated localization with like 1 text box.
How the hell are the x-nauts fascist?Why is that word thrown around so flippantly this day?
Just let him play Adef holy fuck this is infuriating
not even trolling, but aren't these games made for preteens with extremely basic gameplayi never got why somebody would unironically speedrun them
>Are you a Mario or Wario guy?>...Riveting
I beat the remake of this game earlier this year. Good shit. The finale is fucking awesome and the soundtrack is incredible.
>>742800781>but aren't these games made for preteens with extremely basic gameplayYou've never encountered the modern Nintendo cult- I mean fanbase have you?
>>742800781For some fucking reason people have thought it'd be interesting to speedrun RPG/JRPGs.
>>742800515>>742800535>>742800734>WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, YOU'RE MAKING MY FAVORITE GAME EVEN BETTER
>>742800134Didn't know there was a recomp Looks like I'm due to a replay
>>742800781All games are for children.
>>742800769You like blowing wario or mario!!!!
>>742800769the more he talks, the less the announcer talks. look at it that way
>>742800753Language (d)evolves. "Fascist" is just a synonym for "people I don't like" for lefties.
i feel like u guys dont even like video games and speedruns.............
10 years ago today Bonesaw577 had his run.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA
>>742800813Here's to another great GDQ and saving the animals. HOOOOYPPP
>>742800794>Runner is too autistic for all the retarded pandering questions
>>742800865
>>742800917video games ruined my life.........
>>742800870*All Nintendo
>>742800606>In the Japanese version of the original game, as well as some of its foreign localizations, Vivian is depicted as a transgender woman; however, due to the age rating the localizers were aiming at when translating Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door,[1] the original English version removed this aspect from her character.[2] In the remake, Vivian is consistently portrayed as a transgender woman in both the Japanese script and the revised English localization.[3]I thought you guys hated localizer censorship.
>>742800876>stardewI was watching the footie, what the FUCK happened
>>742800865you must be really attention-starved IRL to still be spamming this
>>742800917speedrunning ruined my life
A legitimate 5000 dollar donation? Damn
Gonna need a WEBM of that clapping
https://youtu.be/nX4vzKH4les
>>742800813based video game enjoyer
calling transgenderism a mental disorder is giving them too much credit. theyre just dumbasses. you dont identify with the female character, you dont want to be a woman, you arent a lesbian in a mans body. you are a man who.is attracted to the female form. gender dysphoria doesnt exist.men are more sex driven than women, hence most trannys are m to f.the fact you continue to like games and colect anime figures means youre man. if you were truly a woman youd be more into socializing, reading romance novels, or getting pets/adopting children to fill motherly needs.the liberals have brainwashed you into a cult to.use you for their poltiical purposes. you can have yoru crossdressing fetishes or submissive play, but when you cum.and have that post nut clarity of disgust and want to just go eat, take a nap, or play games, thats the inner man in you speaking.stop the fucking charade. its not funny anymore
>GDQ staff member on the couchautomatic ZZZ run
>>742800924Got my ass
>>742800972>what the FUCK happenednothing happened for 50 minutes, that is the problem
>>742800972/ourgirl/ atwentysomethingloser wasn't running so the stardew run was doomed
I LIKE THAT JUMP!!
>>742800876>Stardew vallyFuck, I wanted to watch it. What happened ?
>>742800909But these guys are so goofy, how could you even dislike them
>>742800965It's funny, being a pastafag Vivian always was to me a cute tranny because the Italian translator straight-up kept the "heart of a woman" line.
how far into the game is "that" part?
When you guys jerk off in bed do you cum in a sock or just cum on the floor?
>>742800781They have a lot of nuance the deeper you go that makes it engaging. That being said TTYD is an awful speedrun since overworld movement is rather basic and you're just doing a lot of frame perfect moves to go out of bounds and doing text storage and stuff. PM64 is more enjoyable I'll say though due to the spin dash existing in that game and you can actually do some neat tricks with your partners more alongside the spin/tornado jump.
>>742800876Has Stardew Valley ever had a run that isn't F tier? I know it's an easy game and not good for speedrunning but it's sad almost all the runs you see are seeded and even then the "runner" fumble around like they're doing a let's play.
this shit looks tailor made for retarded children with adhd
wario time
>>742800876>stardew valleyDoes that ever score better than F?
>>742801101i let it crust
>>742800917>modern gdqI sleep
I just looked at the schedule and damn, man, the next thing I know I want to watch isn't until Friday
>>742801125well what are you waiting for go play it!!
>>742801101napkin
>>742801101>not proteinmaxxing by eating your own cumDo you not wanna make any gains, sticklet?
I beat bug fables twice, fantastic game, but have never played paper mario
>FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR DONATIONWhoa->From the YeteeWho gives a fuck man
>>742801087QRD?
>>742800697>Dan is the center piece of the new giant bombjesus fucking christ
I never understood the point of these dumb ass quiz games in Paper Mario, Banjo had them too.
>>742801101Let it crust in my hand
yeti chads
>>742801116>a lot of nuance the deeper you go that makes it engagingnigga you're talking about nintendo shovelware
>>742801101On the floor when I'm recording my ropes, tissue or palm otherwise
Its refreshing having a legitimate gigaautist runner who hasnt lost his humanity
>>742801101i don't jerk off in bed anymore because my memories of last having sex are so long ago that i can barely remember them and need visual stimulation
How are t-shirt sales so powerful?
>>742800965It's incorrect information, Vivian is just a trap, this used to be reported more accurately over a decade ago and the idea was Vivian was bullied for not being a girl with the other shadow sirens but more and more things rewrote this trivia as a trans thing. People usually get pissed if you try to refute it and I'm sure it'll be debated here again with people falsely claiming to know Japanese fluently, it's at least what happens in every Paper Mario thread.
>>742801101I have a series of wash cloths I use, wash and recycle.
>>742801185Damn dude, you're missing out.
>>742801192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngwg4rdbsm0
>>742801101Those are your only 2 options? Live a little anon.
>>742801027didn’t read that but it sounds like something you should bring up at thanksgiving to make your family love you more
>>742801247Yeah, for how often /v/ says all speedrunners have the tism it's kinda rare. Normalfags ruin everything yet again.
>>742801027There's like 2x more ftm trans people than mtf
>>742801263>5 dollars donated per shirt sold>donate like 100k per marathon for yearsthe math.... the sheer fabric...
Wow, I thought /tv/ was retarded but /v/ posters are just miserable. TTYD is a good game, lighten up you faggots
>>742800923We had thought the best was yet to come. No one watching that believed this had to be the peak.
>>742801330TOTALLY NOT A FETISH tho.
>>742800781>>742801125There's a deltarune thread up permanently on the catalog
>>742801345It's very mid. Remove your Nintendo blinkers already as we all have
>>742801269Vivian is not a trans girl or a trap. She is a biological woman who became a ghost, and because her sisters are ugly, they insult her femininity to cope.
>>742800870?
>>742801269This. Trans has become invasive of drag, crossdressing and all other related tropes
>>742801383you read that post wrong lol
>>742801304maybe it's cause I bounced off the mario & luigi GBA games twice that I never sought it out
>>742801118I was going to say when /ourgirl/ ran it with her dykewife on one of the fatales but the charts say it was F/D
>>742801263insane marginsthey resell 90 cent tshirts with 1 minute of labour for applying a design for 20 dollars + shipping
>>742801345>freak show boring TRANS RIGHTS eraThis is boring I’m out.
Watching this game just makes me realize that this is for retarded babies how could people play this
>>742801345get used to it
>>742801428You are correct, I did.
>only speaks to correct someoneBased
>>742801345stop caring about opinions on this brownoid shithole board lmao
>>742801263no ideawho even buys that trash
>>742801425lol go ask a drag queen if they give a fuck man I seriously dare you
>>742801413Vivian isn't even a fucking ghost, they're a shadow demon.
>>742801101>He doesn't have an onaholeYou're missing out, bro.
Reminder that the "remake" of this game runs at half the FPS despite being released 2 decades later. Nintendo know what they're doing
>>742801412I don't game too often. This year I've been playing Metal Gear Solid and I'm hoping to do Resident Evil next. Nintendo games are fun.
Is there a mobile twitch client that can see deleted messages?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PARTNER /v/?!
>>742801101I get up and then finish in the toiletI have really good trigger discipline
>>742801548bow
>>742801548The Bob-Omb captain, forgot his name
>>742801553Spike?
>>742801524All to prepare you for the switch 2 upgrade pack
>>742801280>>742801553
>>742801548koops's girlfriend
>>742801330there were more mtf at first because the reason people troon out is obvious, they want the social advantage of being female in society, but biowomen are herd followers so as soon as it took momentum they outnumbered the mtf out of pure retardation. ftm are the most miserable too because they throw away the only thing that makes them valuable in society for a fad, there's a woman that wrote a book after detransitioning because of how soulless being a ftm was and then she killed herself a few years later, they should teach her story in schools instead of whatever woke propaganda they currently have
>>742801548Bombette and Goombella
>>742801548Bow
>>742801553BASED BASED BASED
>>742801548Baby Yoshi was the most useful in my run but I liked Vivian the most
>>742801553ADVERTISER-SAMAAA GET DOWN!!!
>>742801553GIGA BASED
>>742801263Everyone already said it, but it truly can't be understated how insane the margins on T-shirts are60 cents to make, sell for $20. Honestly it's crazy we are all just ok with $15-$20 shirts when they realistically should be much cheaper
For me its flavio
>Sway who is your favorite partner?>Don't do this shit to me you fucking asshole fuck youDamn... Ice cold.
>>742800876So many of these need "ad game" indicators
>>742801642>they should teach her story in schools instead of whatever woke propaganda they currently haveIf the people actually in charge cared, they would. They dont.
>>742801593Bobbery>>742801632Koopie Koo
>>742801553
>>742801324>>742801330you are a man.
>>742801553why are steamies so fucking hairy
>>742801702He's fucking both ms mowz and goombella and adef wanted to expose him
>>742801069Nothing much lol
>>742801647>eyelashes
So they're definitely using an emulator, right? Do we think Nintendo is cool with that?
>>742801553Where's your 'eck? Did you buy the 'achine?
I miss the "What ticking" joke with Almo.
>>742801673The price people are willing to pay is what they're worth. ¯\(ツ)/¯
>>742801101Inside my pillow case honestly
>>742801603I'm actually surprised they haven't done that yet unless they are waiting for 2028 to roll around
>>742801673>Honestly it's crazy we are all just ok with $15-$20 shirts when they realistically should be much cheaperThe crazy thing is that officially licensed shirts on yetee cost way more, like $35-40, while being materially the same and 0% of it going to charity.
>>742801673Dont be retarded in order to make them so cheap they require a mulimillion setup and or an army of third worlders to make them
>>742801790No they're using a gamecube. Of all the things to accuse GDQ of, not being autistic enough to play on original hardware isn't one
Adef continually cutting off this shitstain announcer makes him pretty alright in my book
>>742801553i cockmog younot that it is different with some obese faggot
>>742801507Y'mean the ones that either grew up in this mess or got pushed out of it? Yeah, I have, have you?
>>742801902It's shocking that the picture comes out as clear as it does, then.
>>742801793'ock in 'ox
>Of all the things to accuse GDQ of, not being autistic enough to play on original hardware isn't one
>do we have time for a donation
>>742801928why are you thinking about frotting chartfag thats gross
NEEEEEOOOOOOOOO
>>742801736Bet you'd fuck me tho lol
Bros I love having dreams, it's devastating when I have one and don't have the energy to write it (or them) down.
>>742801116Super Paper Mario is a better speedgame than 64 and TTYD. > Prologue finished in 5 minutes> More focus on platforming and movement> Every level has a cool trick> Too cool for GDQ to accept it
>>742800876Ouch, out on a rough start... I still have your support to make me reddit rich, right?
>>742801857Anon that doesn't really mean anything because again, the margins are insanely profitable. Obviously it takes a lot to set up initially but they continue to make billions more than that cost. The companies are the ones retaining that profit while you and my bum ass are paying for the over priced turd world slop.
These glitches are insane how do they even find this shit
>>742801902they've used emulators plenty of times in the past
>>742801742the hair energy is spent all over the body so they go bald by their 30s
Hehe rrrat
>>742802086Tendies are focused and don't waste time on things like friends , sex or employment
I thought I'd at least enjoy this game in the back. I can't. I loved TTYD but this isn't impressive nor is it tolerable unmuted. I feel like I'm fighting the stream instead of just enjoying it>>742801989Sex with Ubel is the only thought keeping me sane
>>742802056keep a notepad close by so its less effort and just jot it down in terrible handwriting and go back to sleep or whatever. Then translate it later
>>742802142rrat
>>742801548English version Vivian
>>742801548Vivian, in the original English release where she was a bullied girl by her sisters. I don't give a shit about the original JP, that was an objective improvement. I care much more about her cinderella story bullied by her two evil sisters in the context that she's a sensitive, pretty girl who is bullied by her sisters out of jealousy than if she were just a twink too pussy to stand up for himself.
IM A HEADBANGA
>>742802284What are the differences between her and the Jap version?
I LIKE THAT JUMP
I like that jump
>>742802186Why would anyone waste their tome one that worhtless shit?
>>742802347no pp vs pp
Yeah what's up with the Wario badge thing anyway?
(((DOCTORS))) WITHOUT BORDERS
>>742802353>>742802362
>>742802347Jap version is a femboyShitty localized english version just a boring girl
TRAAAANS ROOOIGHTS
lets go trans rights
TRANS RIGHTS... HOOYYYPPEEE
>>742802407dont worry about it
>Sway>Doesn't sways
>>742799489You wouldn't a boo...right anon?
>>742802409Actually the jews hate doctors without borders because they keep trying to help the Palestinians.
chapter 2 is mega boring
>guy at the gym on the stair machine next to me was watching gdq on his phonewhich one of you chuds?
>>742802407It's a palette swap that makes Mario have yellow and purple colors.
Trans rights this, trans rights that. What about trans wrongs?
>>742802407There's an NPC in the central room of Rogueport named Charlieton, he sells rare stuff. One of the things he sells is the W Emblem for 360 coins, it reskins Mario's colors to be Wario's color palette. There's a Luigi one also, using both turns you into Waluigi colors.
>>742799642>ay yo you know I'd rather you shut yo' mouth nigga sheit
>>742802424>The tour guide's suffering
Hahahaha, he said the thing! Please laugh guys please!
>>742799430Wonder what he did to piss off GDQ.My money is on the fact he brought attention that ghost thing and was somehow the bad guy in all of that and GDQ just believes the retard who wants to fuck a ghost.Don't get me wrong, he can be kind of annoying, but GDQ does a lot of people dirty it seems. And frankly keiz isn't even the worst pokemon runner on the nepo staff anymore. Adef raped him of that title soundly.
WHAT DOES SPEEDRUNNING HAVE TO DO WITH WANTING TO SUCK COCK
>>742802496Maybe once...for science.
>>742802531hm.... bigotry against transmasc folx... and yet its not being policed.
>>742802520>oh my bad, go ahead with the machine bro >I gotta watch this mario speedrun real quick
>>742802531wat
>>742802516True. I like the Puny Tree song, though
>>742802056Holy shit, thank you for reminding meI just woke up from a dream where supernatural stuff was happening. We were all undergoing a tribulation of bees, where there were a bunch of bees resting on us and melding into our skin and would probably make us stronger or something.But I remember explicitly thinking at some point, "hey, this sort of thing sounds really fictional. I'm pretty sure this must be a dream. But even if it is, I'd want myself to take it at face value because that's fun, so I'll keep going like normal". It really didn't feel like a dream and it never went lucid, that was just pure logical deduction.
>>742801263Official game t-shirts cost in amazon around 20-25 dollars. Yeti is selling theirs for $35.
>>742802608what are you some kind of bigot?
>>742802608everything
Vivian is trans? huh?
this dono reader needs to DIE
>>742802663blog.4chan.sgdq.net
>>742802630literally me
Why do people insist Vivian is trans when he's clearly just a foggot in drag?
good run, ruined by donation reader
>>742802212>terrible handwritingThats worse than just forgetting it they even made a seinfeld episode about it
>>742802056
>>742802776She's neither, she's just a regular GIRL holy shit I hate the Internet
Ms. Mowz though
>>742802776>he
Did you all know, there's a 1-frame trick where you can reopen the locked door to the back of the Excess Express if you jump at the door after the chapter is completed?
Kek, braindead vegetable
>>742802056for me it's my email drafts folder
>rare "modern GDQ" serious timekek
>>742802776All the same in the dark
>>742802776Never give trannies an inch except for how long they want their rope
>>742802621Because they aren't real, if you did a census of MTFs to FTMs they would outnumber them 100 to 1 if not more.
>>742802776Because then some of them may realise they're just faggots in dresses I'd be fine with that I just wish they were honest about that
Rembember. Thousand of AMERICAN young kids are watching and taking in every word they are saying. This will shape them how grown men behave.
>>742802850I LIKE THAT JUMP
What's your favorite Yoshi kid color? Mine is orange.
>>742802965Except a lot of thing like females as well.
isn't this game for children?
Say it with me chatTRANS RIGHTS ARE
>>742802347I'm gonna assume that you're not baiting and haven't played the game. In the JP version she was a crossdresser or something like that, the female version changed her inte a woman, >>742802331 explains the difference.But then trannies tried to claim her and changed the narrative that she was 100% trans, and when Nintendo remade the game 20 years later the Nintendo of America translators put in new lines to add she was trans even though she never was that in the JP original.
What were they even attempted here
>>742803017Every game is for children
Sway is fucking PISSED>>742803005I wished that blue didn't have diaper pants.
>>742802776They want to be represented by a cute character so they'll misrepresent the character and probably don't even know they're a shadow demon instead of a ghost or care about their lore or anything else regarding the character.
mega choke
Holy autism
>>742802776because shes a woman at heart
I don't care about localizations. Vivian is a biological girl to me and I'll still fap to her
>>742802932So gays dont exist because straights outnumber them 100 to 1 too?
Sway is gonna fucking snap
Is there choking happening? I heard johning and came back
what is he even trying to do
Let him cook
>this is super fascinating to watchis it?
>>742803164this
This choke is unironically the best part of the run because they're actually just playing the game and not being dono readers and I can see they're trying for something difficult
>>742802994the earlier they start the hotter they will become
>>742801548Watt
It has never been more over
>>742803149vivian being a woman is the localization retard
>runner choking>couch starts blathering on and on about how easy it is to choke on stageDoing him dirty.
>>742802932>erm theyre not real because theyre a minorityso it's okay to silence the voices of minorities now?
>>742803162Line up pixel perfect apparently
>>742803149>I don't care about localizationsso you care about the original script where he is a male then
When they said Hugo I assumed they meant Hugs86
Wake me up when the runner stops choking on cock
>>742803151By tranny logic yes, and this is why they screech piss and moan saying they have zero representation.They just want to be the majority. All they seek is the majority and in their freak troon space they are the majority.
Maybe the super shy autistic guy shouldn't be on the big stage
>>742803185Yeah, by disfiguring nature itself with chemicals that they dont naturally produce in that amount.Its not healthy.
what are the chances of this skinny, lanky dude trooning out after this humiliation ritual?
CHOKE
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>742803205Have you fucking seen how these social circles work? They are hypocritical faggots.Yes. They only give a shit about themselves.
>>742803268Stop projecting.
>>742803250EXPOSURE THERAPY
Adef is rubbing it in so hard jfc
Sway sorta looks and sounds like an autistic weird al
>>7428032680. He/him and super autism means he's not trying to up his social standing
CHEATER
Runner is starting to sway
NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F tier
>>742803259I missed the part where that's my problem
>back up saveinvalid run its over
DNF, invalid run.
Unfortunate DNF
>BACKUP SAVEits OVER
owari da
Haha...Z
DNF DNF DNF DNF
DIPPING INTO THE FRAUDSAVE
Get this fraud out of here!
I don't wanna be mean because that looks like a really hard glitch to do, but ooooofOOOOOOOOOFF
Bitch made behavior, I'm afraid.
Shoutouts to medical staff for overdosing him on chokium
>cheating in a baby's first RPG
>>742803393Then you have a very shallow view of reality.
Adef being onstage just compels whoever is running the game to cheat too.
>it's just a showcase not a speedrunwhat the fuck
They should've just let him keep trying. Fuck this
>>742803351>Come on buddy (talking to the enemy but it sounded like he was talking to the runner)>Did you die on purpose?
>>742803493they should rename it to games showcased quick
>>742803243nice shot hugo
>>742802886>telling Google the deepest reflections of your subconsciencedangerous game
>cheating in a game made for toddlers during a "speedrun"just axe this tranny
>>742803447Yeah I watched a video by someone talking about it and it didn't seem easy, but if I can't mock someone from behind my keyboard anonymously, where they'll never see, what else is there to live for?
NO FUCKING WAY
Chibi wouldn't do this
Wario wouldn't say that.
Are there any knowers who know why he couldn't >save>back out to the menu>copy save>re-enter>use his own backed-up save if he fucks the glitch up
Why are there still threads being made for this dogshit played out scam event
>>742803493Did you expect excellent speedrunning after (((GDQ))) banned every good runner over a decade?
>trying to explain a trick>dono reader interruptst-thanks
WARIO CONFIRMED NON BINARY!
Wario would not say that.
Wario would not say any of that
>the nonbinary flag is in my colorsAnd closed the stream
WARIO RIGHTS
>>742803583No, hed cheat. Poorly.
>Fuck up the hardest trick in the entire run >Have to endure a humiliation ritual for another 50 minutesPoor guy
>>742803553Big tech already knows my deepest secrets because of all the giantess porn I generated with ChatGPT
>>742803584Kek
>Non-binary rightsName fifty
You guys think>THAT fucking thingstill lurks here?Feel like we would have had to see it by now
>enby rightsWhat?
what's the appeal of watching trannies play games
>>742803631>What are you gonna do about that?
>>742803584>>742803609>>742803612Yes he would say that.
>>742803631You can hear Adef's disappointment in him in his voice kek
Aren't all video game characters binary data?
WARIO RIGHTS Y'ALL! EXACTLY WHAT 2004 JAPANESE SALARY WHERE THINKING ABOUT.
>>742803680Whats the appeal of posting slop?
>>742803667>>THAT fucking thingyou mean....?
>>742803673NBNON BINARY
>>742803680I wrote this
>announcer straight up talking over the runner commentary whenever xir feels like itThese "personalities" are the main pain point of the event for me now, its not even the tranny shit.
>>742803667I seen a gura yesterday I think but it probably wasn't him
>>742803661The right to go into the women's restroomsJackie Chancouldn't think of any else
>>742803680Oh Christ, anon why did you have to remind me of that fucking shit. I hate you now, FUCK.
>>742803752THIS IS A BLUE BOARD WHAT THE FUCK
>>742803779dont samefag, its terrible behavior
>>742803763The both are painful.One is being smashed on my left foot, and the other on my right.
Why was Sway doing the Chapter 2 ANW setup over the Chapter 7 setup anyways? It just seems harder because Jeff vs inputs without needing an encounter?
>>742803856Why are we even watching, anon?
meatboy 3d is an ad run, isn't it?
>>742802994I don't think either of the things you are saying are true
Why does Sway look like he's taking a perpetual shit
>>742803719You win this round
that's one sexy orb..
>>742803896For the rare moment when both pains subside, and I can live in nirvana watching a decent run, with a non faggy couch, and all the trannies are busy dialating.The same reason I live through life, for the moments worth living.
>>742803897Was that game any good? I loved the original.
>>742803830why do retards cry samefag at the most random shit ever
>>742804008Samefag melty
>>742803897ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY
I'm a trans speedrunner ama
>>742804084WHY?
>>742804008>>742804048Samefag
The tiles in this room are 3 tiles long in the US version.
>>742804084What is the point of being trans?
>>742804084why did you have to kill gdq
>>742804084Why do you all need to lie about Vivian?
>>742804084When are you seeking Christ?
>>742804191christfags are spiritually(heh) transgender
>>742804084why does it hurt when i piss?
>>742804084When's your run?
>>742804084whats the deal with black people?
>>742803005black
>>742804084Are you speedrunning your life too or just games?
>>742804084How many troonies does it take to change a lightbulb?
mig incoming
>>742804084post bussy or gtfo
>>742804084where the fuck is blueglass
>>742804301what's the deal with mexican tits?
>>742804392Whats the deal, with Mexican tits?They're big, brown, round, and I wanna suck on 'em
I love Sway just stonewalling all their questions
lel, the exact moment I unmuted
TRANS ROIGTS!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>742804479He seems incredibly socially stunted even for a gdq event.
>Wario in a Vivian Kigurumi?
Did they already skip the invisible Peach part?
>>742803897Haven't seen Meat Boy 3D, I wonder if Shovel Knight 3D will look similar.
do they get withdraws if they don't mention fags for more than 5 minutes? what the fuck
>>742804560Yes.
>>742804557No really, why did he say that
>>742804584
>>742804568cults demand proof of allegiance every 5 minutes, you wouldn't get it
>>742804560I bet invisible Peach is somebody's fetish.
>>742804509same
I'm joining the fight against AI voice acting on the side of AI voice acting
>>742804658Haha...
I'm not having fun
>>742804659let's be honest. chibi and caveman joining for another run would bring people back
>>742804557im listening
He told me to just enjoy the runs but the run is constantly interrupted by microphone man
>>742804707It's okay anon. I think it's a little hot
any other games where a computer wants to fuck a human?
This thread really slowed down for TTYD.
>>742804756TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
>>742804770beep and fuck kingdom steve
>>742804770Doki Doki Literature ClubArguably Halo
>>742804770I have no mouth and I must scream
>>742804770Danganronpa 2
I'm gonna go get ice-cream, this is boring.
>>742804770Persona 3
>>742804882i want vanilla
set me free
>>742804084pls be in london
>>742804882Get me a rum-raisin one while you're at it
why is their sense of humor that of a fucking toddlers
i was gonna try and edit this but i think ill just leave it as is. this run is awful btw and its strictly due to adef and sonicmega being colossal faggots
>>742804882swiss vanilla almond is peak
>>742804908Aigis is pure
>>742804976because that is what they want to do, duh
>>742804979Is Rubie human?
>>742804882For me, it's peanut butter cup.
Even though it's done under the guise of "a good cause," the dono begging is pathetic and desperate.
>I was on gamefagsheh
>>742804882Can I come with?
donations that are just begging other people to donate are the worst shit ever
I love when the host makes it about themselves.
Shut up about trannies pls
>>742805084>implying the donations go to the charity
>imagine risking your life in an active combat zone, then you learns some lnerds playing a 20 year old game are making more money and supporting your entire existence
>>742804979Isn't whacka mole blue?Fuck this fake event
>>742805048not a chance
Shadow Queen could get it
>>742805084The good cause? Administrative "costs".
>>742804929>>742804950>>742804990>>742805073Sorry, I got it only for me and this anon >>742805090
>>742805134Whacka is blue but his bumps are orange.
>>742805048No, she's a goddess
>>742804882Get me a rocky road, thanks.
>>742805217
>>742804184Sorry chud, Vivian is trans.>n-no they're just a crossdresserThis is a misunderstanding of japanese which uses the same words for both.Vivian isn't just crossdressing for cosplay or as a hobby. She's living like this all the time. That's trans.Chuds like to use terms like "trap, femboy, and crossdresser" as "safe trans" so they can like them without having their brain explode from cognitive dissonance.
This is literally the first time I hear yoshi in ttyd being referred to as "yoshi kid"...
>>742805084It's a scam charity, "Doctors Without Borders"
>>742805217Well? What'd you get? We need to judge your ice cream tastes.
>>742805218What does Whacka Bump taste like?
>>742805301miggers without borders
>>742805281Yeah, yeah, yeah, people like you are the problem always trying to misspread this information. Bitch about how you're supposedly fluent in Japanese in the Paper Mario threads again or something.
>>742805271>>742805347Next time, anons.>>742805309Vanilla and pistachio nuts.
forgot this was on, how pozzed has it been?
>>742805218>>742804979that thing is white
>>742805395I think i got aids
>>742805281
>unmute for a sec>first thing i hear is trains rightsBack to muting
>>742805432gay aids
>Asks the runner a question>Don't even give him a chance to respond before talking about random shitkek
>>742805285HE'S A KID NOWHE'S A YOSHI NOW
MSF has still yet to build a single border, I hope everyone at GDQ dies
>>742805498>>first thing i hear is trains rightsNo you didn't, but whatever fits your narrative
>>742805498Anon, you missed the context.They were saying it's unfair how chapter 6 gets skipped in the run.
>>742805395TRANSTRANSTRANSWARIOTRANS RIGHTSYou can probably imagine it.
>>742805537They did say that moments before that post though.
>>742805528well that would go against their name wouldn't it
>>742805510Hes to autistic to answer subjective questions he only talks objectively
>>742805395very
>>742805537>YOU DIDN'T HEAR TRANS RIGHTS
how are we feeling about this GDQ?
I’ll always and forever laugh that Nintendo basically told a bunch of autists who jack it to a Paper Mario character that they’re actually huge faggots and that their waifu is trans.There’s nothing comparable seeing the seethe
>>742805679it's shit mate
>>742805395>TRANS RIGHTS WOOOOH>*audience claps*>this trick is really hard>*runner fumbles*>TRANS RIGHTS!!!>*runner mumbling*>backup file loading>*more clapping*>SHOUTOUT FOR VIVIAN TRANS RIGHTS!!!
>>742805395 They just launched a tactical trans nuke and chopped off 40 thousands cocks.It was like the elevator from The Shining.
Has anybody else noticed a lot of references to transgenderism at this event?
trans rights eh guys? eh eh? trans? rights?? transrights???
>>742805528Why would a charity called "Doctors Without Borders" not be about getting borders for Doctors?
I want to fuck Shadow Queen
I can only watch this shit with the auto mute script anon made some time back to mute the donation reader. Lifesaver
damn they made a mario game where peach is the bad guy? kino
>>742805395Can I get aaaaaaaaa TRAAAAANS ROOOIGHHTTTS?
Trans. Rights.
I always liked the Shadow Princess's design
>>742805679lets me know theres no hope for humanity and it probably won't exist anymore within the next 200 years.
>>742805716stop it with the antisemitism
erm bakie...
>>742805845let it die!sponsored by trans rooooooooooiiiiiights
>>742805845nuh yet
>>742805845Don't worry, I hear Lunanon is making the new thread as we speak.
>>742805845no mig for chuddies
>>742805572>>742805632>>742805710>>742805715thanks ladseven slurpball is better than that
>>742805845bump
I got to the final boss of TTYD but never beat it for some reason. I just stopped playing it. Peach is left corrupted forever.
>>742805784>Bowser >Peach >Luigi If paper mario was still good we would've gotten Mario as the final boss in sticker star
>>742805948You probably died and didn't want to deal with the long ass cutscene again. It's a great cutscene but it sucks to rewatch if you die.
This is the best moment in the game and the best song on the soundtrack so of course the retard host has to screech over it
>>742805928ehhh this match has been complete shit
>>742805948That's kinda hot!
HOLY SOVL
I'm baking
>>742806067BLACK YOSHI IS THE BEST YOSHI BLLIIIIIIING HA TRAINS RIGGHT I LOVE BBCI'm never going to play this faggot game because of these people.
>>742806113A Deltarune thread?
>>742806113I'm bukkaking
WE ARE ONLY 3 MILLION DOLLARS AWAY FROM BEING 40% OF THE WAY TO THE UNGA BUNGA GLITCH SHOWCASE GET THOSE DONATIONS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
wasnt sonicmega the guy who made those parody songs for salty bet way back then
>>742804084Are you also an intersectionalist?
Shadow Queen is scary because she doesn't even seem like a real entity. There's something very Lovecraftian about her. I like how they set up the game as being MUH ALIENS and then bring in this fucked up demon bitch at the end.
>>742806067They don't make them like they used to
>bringing up his fuckup>you should be very proud thoHumiliation ritual.
Surprising the entire run was only 1 thread.
>>742806209im an intercoursionalist when it comes to cute trans girls
>>742806271it's fucking boring
>>742806262Just get up and leave at that point. What a slap in the face.
>>742806271There's only so many jokes you can do about trans people.
>>742805679It's dogshit and I salute anons who sift through the coal.Not even godless nights, just F-tier slop.
this autist kinda sounds like butthead
>>742805679So boring than last year's GDQ
this thread finna die
>>742806271Kinda boring run, could have been fun if the guy sticked on the choking part but bringing a back-up save killed the investment.
>>742806271runner was too autistic to keep the troonsters at bay so they hijacked the run and then it all became insufferable
BAKE
>>742806271I think the threads are slower than they used to
>>742806230>this Paper Mario game is heckin Lovecraftian, Lynchian, possibly even Kafka-esque! It's so UNSETTLING!
>>742806157Yeshttps://files.catbox.moe/9v33xc.mp3
>>742806367He didn't do the shoutout... denied.
>>742806407>He doesn't know about the other thread
Let it die.
I need……to MIG!!!
>>742806436It unironically is, yes. Especially when you realize this game shares a final boss sequence with Earthbound.
>>742806452isn't /srg/ long dead?
i'm baking just trying to find a proper image for the thread
Rate the run and then mig
Rate the run.
>>742806517
>>742806583B
>>742806517I have an idea
last post
Rate the run!
>>742806517Webm of sways autistic clapping
>>742806517just slap generic anime girl slop on it like every other fucking thread
>>742806583F
>>742806608nope
>>742806614>>742806583F
>>742806583>>742806602F, unwatchable thanks to the host
>>742806583C
>>742806583Z
>>742806583B. I had mild interest in it and the choke was the most interesting thing of the event so far
>>742806484You should make a 3 hour video essay about, you'll be rich
>>742806583a solid 6, maybe a 7 if not for the commentators
>>742806583T for Train Rides
>>742806583A
>>742806602>>742806583>>742806614ZDNFPut me out of my misery, chat.
>>742806583>>742806602B, shame about the choking
>>742806614D
>>742806517Here
>>742806583D for dnf would go lower for the host ruining it but i appreciate a gigaautist run
>>742806583FWould've been a D if not for the choke into backup save load
>>742806583>>742806602C, love the game but dull and annoying commentators alongside a bad choke that cost the run.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE THREAD
>>742806583Gonna give it a C (generous) just because he finished before estimate.
>>742806583I'm doin' him a C
>>742806583ZZZfucking host ruined it
>>742806713Last thread, bro.
>>742806583SSS
>>742806113LIAR
I baked, mig to the other thread
>>742806583>>742806602C
>>742806641You're always here posting C this and C that, anon how about you C deez nuts.
>>742806583>>742806602A
DFor didn't watch (much)
>>742806713Baking one as we speak…
>>742806583F for fucking boring
>>742806583Tfuck this announcer dawg
>>742806583D for DNF
>>742806762i thought this was just a tanned girl's butt from the thumbnail
No late night horror block this year? WTF
>>742806583D for don't care, just background noise
>>742806583B, properly autistic runnerThe announcer can fuck off tho
>>742806583>>742806602D+
>>742806614>>742806602>>742806583D
>>742794030mig
>>742806583A solid C. It was a good run with some interesting commentary. The contant WHOO TRANS RIGHTS brings it odnw some but I enjoyed it still..
>>742806583>>742806602>>742806614C - it was a great run and for the most part good commentary, but I gotta shave off a rank or two for using a backup file
>>742806923>Purple link
>>742806923Retard
>>742799159BERG?!
>>742806923
>>742806583>>742806602D
>>742806923Genius
>>742806923>(archived)absolute fucking retard
>>742807000>>742807000>>742807000
We're not going to make it. Nobody is baking.
>>742806923Thanks boi
NEW>>742807000>>742807000>>742807000NEW>>742807000>>742807000>>742807000
>super meat boy 3Daiight see you in a few
>>742807039I was being polite and waiting because I thought the other guy had it. Never again, holy fuck.
>>742807038>>742807057I wanted to make that the OP also, thank you.
