Time to POP
>>742809295Popping monkey boys's prostates
>>742806823Tbh you can solve most maps and difficulties all by yourself if you can just think of strategies to beat them. I black bordered basically all maps until expert maps which are extremely hard and will probably require you to write out your own guides and extensive trial and error. Actually, advanced maps can be pretty hard too. But you will still have fun there are a ton of maps.You can also just use youtube guides which will show you the pixel perfect placements to win - which aren't always consistent because of RNG, lol.
>>742809307You don't, really. On every 20th degree matters (20, 40, 60, 80, 100). There is a huge difference between 19 and 20, but barely any difference between 20 and 21.Max money boost is worth 40 degrees.100 tiers (25 220, 20 320, 17 420) is worth 20 degrees. The 3 tier 5 you need for the paragon don't count towards the 100 tiers.Accumulated pops account for the rest (16.5 mil cap) but is capped at 22 (28?) degrees and you need Geraldo totems or additional tier 5's from other people in co op to get a degree 100 paragon.tl;dr:3 tier 5's and 25 220 = degree 203 tier 5's and max moneyboost = degree 403 tier 5's, max moneyboost and 25 220 = degree 60
i really wonder how absurdly OP hero monkeys that you can place first, but the double cost may probably make it so you need to rely more on farms even earlier to make it count, probably even more godboosting too.
>>742810565>On everyOnly every*derp
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
>>742810713>increasing in size*gulp*... b-by how much...?
LEROM-LKGDSI'm on a public team and they're useless, haven't even met the first goal
>>742810713>needs double XP tooProbably not that good on most heroes.
if anyone wants to get in here i laid a path for stuff in CT, no more tickets since day 1
>>742811792You can get the relic locations from the api explorer.
>>742811175i think it's just to upgrade them with money? either way, it could be somewhat mitigated by also having the sub top path skill, most heroes that you can put on round 1 usually level up faster than the others too
damn i wanna fuck them monkeys
>>742814016get in line
>>742814016You will get aids
can we please get more silas in here
>>742811064Gigantess Brickell
>>742814198misinformation machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>742814016https://vocaroo.com/11J6HxcxSK5M
>>742815712someone cover this right the fuck now
I'm going to kill a kiwi
>>742816074Churchillbros… we won
>>742816074Super Monke spam
>>742810565>You don't, really. On every 20th degree matters (20, 40, 60, 80, 100). There is a huge difference between 19 and 20, but barely any difference between 20 and 21.This has a some caveats.First of all, the huge jump in power every 20 degress is for boss damage specifically. So if you're not playing against a boss, you actually don't care about that. There are still jumps every 10 degrees so if you can get a 20 it's better than a 19 of course, but it's not as big of a deal outside of bosses.Also, when talking about the spike factory paragon, it actually gets a big pierce buff on the 21/31/41 etc degrees I believe, I don't know if it's every 10 or every 20 but I know it's on 21 and so on. For spike factory, pierce = damage so this is actually very relevant. So for spike factory you actually want to get 1 over the big usual threshold.
>one of the goals is "beat a hard odyssey">current one ends in 2 hours
>>742817037you can do it
>>742817037Does it say you can't do it in the challenge editor with one of those free odysseys?If not just wait for the next one I guess. This one takes more than 2 hours.
Why the fuck is boss rush and CT up at the same time?Is this the first time they don't alternate them?
>>742817128It specifies an NK one.
kind of insane how the ricochet perk just makes Churchill incredibly OP now that he doesn't need to shoot everything in a straight line
Fuck surviving with just a 030 plane up until this round just to afford the spirit of the forest. That was annoying.
Femboy Monkey Twerking Competition
Goodnight.
>>742821692faggot
>>742831185Wrong
>>742821692This.
>>742821692>FemGross, should just be boy monkey
liking femboys isnt gay
>>742831554anon...
>>742829280cute
>>742821692Ass clapping tower when?
>>742831554>liking boys isnt gayonly for adora and brickell
>>742834001What do you know about Sauda that we don't, anon.
>>742834596see >>741102108
don’t die yet
>>742811064they become big guys
>>742840308>>742840308>>742840308>>742840308
>>742809557FPBP
>75 Abilities>Freeplay doesn't countShit. What's a good ability to hook up to a Techbot so I don't have to think about it?
>>742841378Blade Maelstrom, it's cheap and has a fast cooldown.
>>742841378I did it in one 40 round game with dan d monke into a bunch of 030 desperadosThe last one requiring so many abilities is retarded even if it's easy to do.
I went with Blade Maelstrom.>500 for the tier 2you gotta be fucking joking
>>742843645Don't worry, tier 5 is 20 times worse.
>>742843645haha imagine if they asked you to do 10000 haha they wouldn't
>>742816074i did it first try, you're just a shitter
>>742841378>>742842468>>742842495>>742843645middle path snipers in longer games is good too, you get multiple activations from a single press
>>742841378spam Sauda in beginner maps. Her 1 is super low cd
>generate well over 30k cash and win>doesn't count?????
no wait it's going to mean "use a farm" isn't it. fucks sake.
>activate 10k abilitiesFucks sake not again, pretty sure this was on last social season
>>742808152 I tried to send an invite but says something went wrong.
What did NK mean by this?
>>742846715they're telling you to feed your hero
>>742831554trve
from the drawthread
>>742849072a draw thread?
Struggling with todays intermidiate challenge, any tips?
>>742849072nice monke boobs
>>742850614I don't know how to give a tip without outright spoil the solution. I guess look for something that has a lot of pierce.Solution is 320 glue in a way that hits the start and two sides of the end.
>>742850967i fucking love you anon, ive been sat here like a retard for an hour, im very new to the game so i never would have guessed a support like glue monkey would be the answer thank you
>>742809295They should just release Bloons 6 already
>>742851116They gotta recoup their flops first before thinking about making new games.
>>742851080That tower isn't something you usually want to build in normal games for other reasons, but against grouped ceramics even the T3 is great.Against any round 63/76/78 challenge glue is one of the first towers that should come to mind. You'll get a hand of this as you play more, advanced challenges are more like puzzles or knowing what tower can do something specific.
>>742851215peak thanks anon, Ill use them more, just unlocked desperado and having a blast with him demolishing stuff.
>code:GMOCXUDoing the co op challenge if anyone wants to join
>>742853314warning I am retarded.
Fem Striker's pubes match the original's mustache
They are holding hands
>>742816770I love supers!
>>742854313gg
>>742854502thx for carrying us with your buckets of cash.
Desperado is pretty mid, or am I missing something here.
>>742809295Shit game filled to the brim with microtransactions
>>742854017you are definitely onto something, the peoples need more monkey pubes
>>742854920I like when the tuft of floof on their chest is there. Would the pubes look like that? If so I like it.
>>742854601He is cool though
>>742855552he's sexy
>>742856549Still bothers me that he made T4s ass bigger than T5s
>>742856549I wanna make a comic where twin sixes goes into an old western town as a bounty hunter to kill a bloon kissing dart monkey. Inspired by this image
>>742856549>bulgedamn... im falling for gay monkeys
>>742857682as far as i'm concerned all monkeys are gay monkeys
>>742858369except brickcell who is made for human cock
>>742850614Level your monkes you slacker. That green icon on ace and super means you have enough xp to unlock something.if you're really struggling with daily challenge you can find the solution on leddit, there's a couple tryhards competing about who can post the solution first. just search for daily and sort by newest
>>742859404ok boss sorry ill level my mungeys, but 100% never going on leddit, monkey threads till I die.
>>742854601Top is pretty whatever. Bottom dart does the same and gets free camo.Mid is situational, and needs a straight line to shine. The range buff is good for bossing though, since it stacks with engineers buff and lets you absord silly amounts of farms into a bottom village.Bottom kicks ass IF you give it a MIB outside shotgun range or give it permabrew and move the alch out of range.
>>742859681I feel you (no homo), but it's not always there's a monke thread up.
>>742860423I'll make em then, I made the first one. i'm always willing to talk monkey since i got addicted a week ago.
who is this sexo monkey?
Ridiculous Setups That Shouldnt Work But Do
>>742862489
>>742862489Patch. The only named monke that's also naked, yet oblivious about it. Or perfectly aware and just an exhibitionistic slut. The jury is still out on that.
>>742862838what a slut
need hero feels underwhelming
just bought the game and played for the first time yesterdayare the bloons alive?
>>742863326They're canonically sentient yes You're playing a genocide simulator
>>742863326>>742863413the monkes are racist...
>>742863542good
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but this whole game seems to be about masturbating to the monkeys for you guys.
>>742863542>monkeys are racist against bloons >BUT (in my headcanon) they crave for human cockhow does this work?
>>742816074Isn't this basically just 'use Churchill'?
>ywn swap out brickell's presentation on TBD with all the photos you took while making love to her last night causing her to get court-martialed
>>742864042You can buy so much stupid shit in Half Cash if you're playing the easy maps
>>742841378Could you spam the MOAB rocket tower and then just spam the rocket ability on it? That seems pretty low cooldown.
this is admiral brickellher ship is manned by human males
>>742864384just the one, actually. me.>>742864430she looks like she would get an idol skin
>>742860191The bottom path seems quite good if you set up the anti-MOAB glue monkey and helicopter alongside it, since the heli and desperado will keep knocking MOABs back and then the glue monkey freezes them.I am not sure when to use the top path though, or even the middle one. The activated range bonus ability seems nice, but what the hell does the mark ability even do?
>>742864384monkeys with big tatas....
>adora is holding a cermon for the whole monkey village>bloons bad, human males bad, praise the sun>everyone claps>adora retreats to her private chambers>where her human male lover awaits
>>742863113He is. Best feature about him is the global relocation on his alt form
>>742864920Kek
>>742864920What if she also had a bloon lover?
>>742865025Nah, pop the bliggers
>>742864947Can't you just use the support helicopter for basically the same purpose?
>>742865173he's much cheaper
>>742865173that's why i agreed he was underwhelming.
>>742865282Sort of? He has to level up a lot, you can just upgrade to the Support Chinook which is one of the cheapest helicopter paths, on top of the fact that it kind of pays for itself.
>>74286545415000+ is not cheap
the class president wants a word with you, anon
>>742865706Young Adora the early bloomer...
>>742865654It is significantly less expensive than the other helicopters, and produces money. I think you can get 15k way faster than you can get a hero to level 20.
>>742865791those are bloons
>>742866129early blooner
ANON, GET OUT OF THE POOL SO I CAN FUCK YOUNO, I NEED REST, WOMAN
>>742866329Dont say slurs!
>>742865791Young Adora had the biggest boobs in school
ur welcum btw
Two young heroes, one flat and the other with budding breasts making fun of the flattieFlashforward, flattie now has giant boobers and is looking smug at the other that has grown only a bit I'm bust size
>>742868607Psi and Rosalia
How is this game meant to be played exactly? I just clear the first 80 rounds rather easily then I do endless mode but it gets kinda boring
>>742870582Do whatever lol. Get black borders on the maps, do endless, challenges. I guess if anything getting black borders(fully completing a map) is the goal.
>>742864035i mean use your brain, bloons attack them constantly, humans just fuck them, why would they hate what doesnt harm them? Its pattern recognition, just like how we like japanese but blacks are often discriminated against.
>>742871117>fully completing a mapthat means clearing wave 80?
>>742865706bloons vn where you are the only human male in a school of monkeys when?
>>742870582>80 roundsSo you haven't done a single Impoppable or CHIMPS?
>>742871281When you make it
>>742871258There are 14 different modes. The easy ones go to round 40, save for one that goes to round 60.Medium ones go to round 60Hard ones go to round 80, save for two that go to round 100.To "complete" a map you have to beat all 14 modes for that map.There's also a shitton of maps. You have a lot to do if you want to do all of it.
>>742871406Ok ill start right now anon I love you
>>742871281can you fuck the monkeys?
>>742871613Yes even the boys
>>742871215>humans just fuck themYou and I, yeah. But monkey hate fags exist
>>742871613Yes especially the boys. Cmon guys give me 5 monkeys you want to see in it, top 5 most said monkeys get a guaranteed spot in the vn if I actually get off my ass and do more than just write a script.
>>742871659>>742871720too based for this world>give me 5 monkeys you want to see in itAdora, duh!
>>742871708>Monkey hate fagsWe as humans must wipe out the monkey hate fags and become a species of tolerance for all except bloons
>>742871720EziliGwenBen
>>742871403I have no idea what that is, that's why I'm asking.
>Spike factory>Desperado>GwendolinIts all I need
>>742871708this bitch giving us bad reputation
>>742871858>>742871818Forgot to say Gwen gets a spot in it guaranteed cause I love her
>>742871720didnt we already have this conversation last thread
>>742872378Yeh but afaik only a couple replied, I may have forgot though cause I went to work after I asked people to name mongeys
>>742872335Understandable. She's HOT.No pun intended.
>>742871720Gotta have Brickell and Etienne as a secret route.
>>742870582>complete easy maps on medium diff>until you reach lvl 30 for monkey knowledge>put three first points into magic for 10% bonus money>now play whatever maps and level up towers>continue until level 70>all the fun maps and modes are now complete, rest are meh>uninstall, clear progress and reinstalli've done this for +1k hoursand no i don't have an account
>>742871720>adora is the rich girl from a religious family >brickell is queen of the swim club>ezi is goth>basic dart monkey is your bro>spike factory
>>742873004I wanna fuck my brolike, have a scene where he... uh... ties his hair in a ponytail to look more feminine for you or some shit. would be based.or like, let's corrupt him slowly by things like betting kisses beating him in a game. and he thinks you're joking at first.i'm just giving out ideas here!
>>742873004>spike factory
>>742873004>Dart monkey bro routeThis is good I like it, writing it down.>Rich girl from a religious familyI prefer just rich girl who looks down on you but sticks around cause she has no "real" friends, think sena from haganai.>Brickcell queen of swim clubMonkeys dont have swimclub anon they cant swim>>742873314Best I can do is at end of his route he leans in and asks if you ever thought he was cute, if you say yes you kiss in sunset,starting the secret gay bro route, if no he goes "good cause that would be gay bro" and the credits roll as you clink beer bottles
>>742871720Abyssal Mermonkey or bust
>>742873461>if you say yes you kiss in sunset,starting the secret gay bro routekek nice
Ok i got a lot of notes for the vn, like 3 pages worth. Ill work on it in quiet for a while. Im no art fag though so expect the worst.
>>742873545>ALL YOU NEED ARE INSTRUMENTS OF POPPING
https://x.com/koiledgojira/status/2074532810124112291 video’s from here
>>742875973i love big booba but that jacket setup just looks silly
monkey pussythat's all
>>742866428hot
monkey bussythat's all
>>742877235The better alternative to >>742876415
3 silver borders today :D
Question, should the VN be funny in tone or completely serious despite its premise. In such that MC thinks its fucking horrible that he is going to monkey school vs It's just the school he wanted to attend.
>>742878261Idk, maybe not hate the idea but being slightly annoyed by it at first?
You know whats bullshit? Bottom wizard not keeping his fag boy glasses in further tiers
>>742878887I settled on the mc is only attending due to scholarships made available to him in part due to diversity(he isnt a monkey) and distance away (he doesnt live in monkeyland). Meaning while there he will live like royalty despite now regretting the decision since the day to move into his dorms has come.
why does this game make me want to have tropical sex with monkey women
>>742879504what's so tropical about it?
>>742879504>tropical sexLike its warm? or like its under a palmtree on a beach
>>742879631You do it under a coconut tree and get really sweaty and hot and catch weird diseases.
Ok so list of charas for the vn currently is Silas,adora,gwen,brickcell and dart monkey. Secret routes are abyssal mermonkey and spike factory. I have an intro written up until mc gets to the school and Ill spend some time putting that together in Renpy cause its the only engine I know how to work with quickly and efficiently. Again the slowest part of it all will be art since im not a draw fag and will have to teach my lazy ass to draw monkeys unless I can find some drawfag to do it for me. But for an hours efforts I think a pretty good start. Heading out now pls keep the monkey thread alive so I have something to read when im back and keep spouting any and all ideas off.
>>742814359God damn love SilasMakes me so fucking horny its unreal
fellas i dont think were reaching that global goal
>>742881474Shut up of course we are, just put some pep in your step and keep playing.
>>742881474If it's not dropped to 2 from 3, it's not happening lol
fuck whoever thought of these goals in the second tierthey are so fucking boring. Just repeating the same thing over and over for money and for ability activation. You should be able to do this on freeplay
>>742882562I think they've been recycled from the first season. They're utter trash.
>>742882562Build 33 040 tacks, then start tapdancing on the hotkey. Wa la 700+ abilities per 80 round game.Or build a dino pisshandler. Ability cooldown scales with power and at max it's faster than a tack. Add 5xx sub for funsies.
New player here.I've never used a power or an instant monkey.Should I?Also someone told me the double-cash IAP sometimes goes on sale, is that true?
>>742884052>Should I?Purists will say no, but it doesn't actually matter. And there's achievements for doing so.>saleCorrect. Doesn't happen all that often though, and the latest sale was a few days ago so it'll probably be at least a month before it happens again.
>>742884052If you use a power or an insta you dick will fall off
>>742884052>instas and powersIf you want to use them feel free to do it. They're kind of cheats. Personally I don't like to do it outside CT where they're intended to be used, but there's nothing wrong with it.
>>742884052only ever do it in half-cash maps that are super advanced or expert if you don't really want to bother with a strategy, the only good power you should ever get is the advanced monkey farmer as he's an actual good investment overall, but don't abuse it too much, is best to buy those only after you've gotten all the heroes and have enough of a net to buy some other stuff you might need, but not retries.But you may also go into a saving all the insta monkeys you can of at least one, since there's also another completionist thing to do with them, but I wouldn't recommend actively seeking it, which is to black border your instamonkey collection.
>>742882562I’ve already given up on the abilities lol, I’m not using a hundred techbots just for a few stars that don’t even matter anymore
>>742885562I don't think I'm even going to bother with phase 2 because we got the tier 4 already and we weren't making it to tier 5 anyways.
Why so many new players?
>>742885949Because it's at a -80% sale.
>>742885949this >>742886018I got it for 10 cents
>>742885680Probably for the best, think I’ll do the same. If teams were competing against each other in a leaderboard for stars with some good rewards maybe it would be worth continuing but it’s pretty much pointless. Teams who’ve sweated out the tier 5 perk are gonna find elite boss normal tier in difficulty that perk is insane
>>742866428did you draw this? If so, very nice
>>742886606>>742885680I might happened to get the cash one but yeah, fuck the abilities one. Ill do the odyssey one when that comes up
>>742878913>this gay boy apparantly learns how to raise the dead and become a living skeleton lordwhat does he know that I don't
>>742888443he sold his bussy for forbidden knowledge
>>742884052there's nothing inherently wrong with them, but if you plan to do CT or CHIMPS then you'll be fucked if you rely on them, it kind of builds bad habits if you want to actually be good at the gameIf you're just a casual player then feel free
>>742888496kek
>see thiswhat do?
>>742888858Kiss
>>742888858Kill
>>742888496He had to take thousands of undead bloon cocks in order to be deemed worthy of receiving their power
if you think about it... this is a gacha game
>>742889586
>>742888858ninja 1-0-4
>>742809557so true
y'know, if we have a bunch of new players I could do a couple sexo requests tonight for them (but only if they're new, for shame otherwise)
>>742893253I haven't played for nearly a year and returning, does that count?
>>742893253Fem Bat Monkey
>>742893253Princess peach as a bloons monkey with dsl either in her usual dress or a bikini
>>742878261Just copy Snoot Game.
>>742893253boomerang has been carrying me a bit, can you draw one of the aussie upgrade path ones with a big ass and an australian print bikini?
>>742893253I started playing today, just beat my first level and I am kind of confused kek. I was like "I don't know what I'm doing" just planting my monkeys and upgrading them for 60 waves. In the first level. That was crazy, I kinda think that maybe I was supposed to play on easy first? Cus that was a long level for the first oneAnyway, I just unlocked Gwen after beating that level, so I would like something with her. Maybe her sitting on a chair facing the backrest and showing her pussy and butthole to (You) or something.If you don't like the idea, then anything with Gwen is fine. She's just cute.
https://xcancel.com/cantbeomega/status/2074785405501870148
>>742895479this has nothing to do with Bloons monke
>>742896039Monkey see monkey sex
Do freeplay pops count? if so im doing my bit
is he a hero?
>>742898823Yes, he single-handedly killed 6 gorillion Bloons
>>742899182>he still believes in the 6 gorillion popped bloons I bet you also think Santa Monkey is real
>>742899458How do you explain this then?https://www.bloonswiki.com/Santa_Claus
>>742898810they dont
>>742899458Of course he is!
>>742902468he's so talented guys, I'm so proud
grape monkey
>>742905493Ok I will.
when i see silas my breeding instincta activate that monkey bussy got me bad
>>742871613>t. aids patient zero
>>742910108kek
Bloons TD5 > TD6
>>742911582no dont kek someone makes that joke every thread
>>742911661and other delusional takes
>>742911661The BTD games are literally just the same game but better every generation
>>742911749>>742911913No, the new artstyle sucks
>>742911952the monkeys are way sexier cuter doe
>>742911952Okay but then the series peaked at #4
>>742911952re: and other delusional takes
>>742911663I kek every thread
>>742912335Music is also better
>>742912429re: re: and other delusional takes
>>742912503You are brown
I hope you autists pick up my slack for the global goal. I refuse to do each goal individually so I'm getting really annoyed with "play dark castle on CHIMPS, using only Rosalia and ninja monkeys that are maximum t4". I might have to ditch either the T4 or solo monkey goal because this shit isn't working.
>>742878046What the fuck is a silver border? I thought there was only black and gold? for shitters who restart CHIMPS. Is that just beating all mediums?
>>742911661how?
>>742912556re: re: re: and other delusional takes
>>742913005>re: re: re: retard brown response
>>742913005>>742913086calm down niggas
When are they adding official mods again?
>>742913086re: re: re: re: and other delusional takes
>>742912832Have you played the game?? It's bronze for all easy modes -> silver for all medium modes -> gold/black for all hard modes.
>>742912556>>742913086You are brown, you are black, you are on crack
>>742894601sure thing, i notice you didn't specify boy or girl, but if i know these monkefags, then...https://files.catbox.moe/g3z0pd.png
>>742913552Fwd: re: re: re: re: and other delusional takesSent from my iPhone
>>742913674Yes, I've played it many, many hours. However, I always start with hard mode for maps and only bother with the easier difficulties when I'm having to cycle back for black. You don't get black for clearing just hard, you gotta have all medals for all difficulties.
>>742913792You know well. I love monkesack
>>742913792I wanna plap this beaut.
>>742913792>pick it up
>>742893253this is like my isp offering good deals to new customers while screwing me over, how could you
i wish the dart monkey would reach into my asshole and pop my hemorrhoids
>>742915292You stop that
>>742915292that wasn't funny, that was just weird
>>742915292This but I reach deep into his with my peepee and cum deep inside while I hug and kiss him.
jesus christ glue gunner might be one of the biggest winners with this perk
>>742894786sure thing, king. this might have been a little rushed by i always make sure the ass looks good at the very leasthttps://files.catbox.moe/0ywp4c.pngalright, that's all i got tonight>>742914854these new lads need to taste the monkebesides, if you're a regular there is like an 80% chance i've drawn something for you at some point, let's be real
>>742921685I tend to be late whenever you're taking requests, so you've never actually drawn any of my Gwen requests funnily enough, but this being a Gwen drawing feels fitting even if it's not one that I myself requested
>>742922060(could also be that my requests potentially just suck)
gourd knight thread
bought her, so much monkey cash gone wtf
>>742921685your art is really good, would love to see alchemist monkey accidentally spilling a lead to gold potion oh herself
>>742921217Are the only two monkeys you have on here a gluegunner and brickell
I love the pirate monkey
I CANT DO THIS FUCKING MAP
>>742928549Focus your bigger aoe units here. You can put towers on the slides too and they hit both heights.
>>742913792>https://files.catbox.moe/g3z0pd.pngKino, i actually expected a girl, but this is even better.
Can they stop putting chimps in odysseys? It triggers my no lives lost autism and I keep forgetting about the camo on round 24.>>742928549Try focusing your defense on the pink slide where the 2 tracks overlap.
>>742913792Giving Australian kisses to Australian boys!
>>742926354You think he smells really good?
>>742929784Probably musky but nice, when you lean into him he smiles and you just get a whiff of pure masculinity and he takes you in one of his arms and smiles
>>742929912
>New Oddyssey is water themed:)>Can only use one Mermonkey:(
>>742893253i started playing when silas came out because he's so sexy, probably not new enoughstill, i think that manlet deserves to be mind-shattered by a final harmonic's very hung cock to boost him of course
>>742921685OR here, that's amazing. I didn't really expect to get anything (I suck at making requests) this looks great. Thank you very much.
>>742925249Literally made for human cock
Well, I've had my fill of this game for a while. I'll still play Contested Territory this week, but after that, I'm going to take a break.
>>742940050Also, something tells me we won't reach the second Global Goal (it should've been two trillion, and I doubt they'll lower it again), which is a pity because I want that Monkey Star Perk. Oh well, maybe we'll get a chance to earn it again in the future.
>>742925249Enjoy
>>742940121surely NK will mask the numbers at the last day so we all get it... right?
>>742941417Maybe this time we just wont? We just wont pop enough bloons....
>>742929949>>742929912Im not that gay but fuck... hot
>>742942878>Im not THAT gaykek
So im writing the vn, and Im picking brickcell for guiding the character through "monkeytown" and heading to pick up class schedules and such. Is that cool or should patch be the one since shes kinda a nerd?>>742944415Not gay enough for masculinity but gay enough for fem monkeyboys
>>742942878imagine the pirate captain dropping his hairy sweaty balls on your face
>>742944524I hope Brickell has a route, she's too hot
>>742944524Patch seems like the most obvious choice for a guide.
>>742945432She will obviously.>>742945859Yeh this is what I thought. Patch guides you through. Wasn't going to give her a route though.
>>742945982Adora will have a very difficult route, but still have one, yes?
>>742941678there's no way they won't give us all the perk that makes your hero OP to have fun while we wait for another, would be stupid if they just don't bloat it last minute so we have it anyways
>>742946768So think of sena from Haganai, a girl with "friends" but they arent really friends as they are around her cause her family help fund the school. She follows the human protagonist because he doesn't care about her money since he has no interest in her. So overtime she follows him, looks down on him, treats him bad. All leading to an emotional breakdown about how she has no friends to which protag decides to help her make real friends which leads to romance
>>742945036I imagine
>>742945036Imagine he does this then tells you to take a big huff and he giggles and says you look cute.
What exactly does "submit a score for a boss event" mean? Do I just beat a random boss challenge via the daily monkes or do I have to wait a day and half to do that?
>>742950157Play the boss in ranked mode to submit a score to the leaderboard. You don't need to beat it, just beat the tier 1 and it'll already submit something.The next part is actually beating the boss though so you'll get both at the same time if you beat one boss.
>>742940121The counter kicked into overdrive when phase 2 started. It's not implausible we'll actually get the global goal even if they don't nerf it again.
>>742950528It also kind of did at the start of phase 1, I hope they didn't choose 3 trillion because they saw how many pops we had back then and extrapolated assuming constant growth.I think we're not making it to 3 trillion.
>>742950267That's a whole lot of words to not actually answer my question. Do I have to wait for the event that starts in ~33 hours or not?Boss challenge has something called Battle Mode, but I doubt that counts for anything relevant.
>>742950774when you play a ranked boss, you automatically submit whatever "score" (least cash, least tiers, time attack) you got on the boss, it changes each week. you don't have to do anything other than beat the boss, your score goes up on the leaderboard on it's own
Glue Paragon when?
>>742950774I don't know if there's a boss up right now or not, and I have no idea if boss challenge counts I was just saying what should work for it. There's text saying what modes DON'T count but I have no idea is boss challenge is there or not, and even if it isn't it might still not count.So if you don't want to wait and don't mind wasting some time assuming it doesn't work, go play it in battle mode. Otherwise just wait until the next week's boss is out officially.
>>742950774oh, and Boss Challenge is boss practice mode, it's just to figure out strategies
Do you think the monkeys have video games where they play as humans and they post on 4banana about the humans they want to fuck the most?
i literally want to impregnate a monkey boy's balls
>>742951149i know they have 40k so there's at least unpleasant bitter /tg/ grogs in universe
>>742951184A monkey's ball?
>>742951212Silas would do CYOA in his free time
>>742951410i bet he's a pathfinder bastard
>>742951479going in the VN
How is this game still so popular with thousands of hours played by fellas? I mean I like the game but I think it gets super repetitive.
>>742950920Went and bitchslapped phayze on battle mode for the hell of it. Unsurprisingly, it didn't count. Cash generation and abilities did count though.
>>742952907Guess it needs the actual leaderboard that only appears on the NK bosses. Just beating it once should get you the 400 + 800 points.
>>742952743monkes cute plus its a game where once you get good you can be good at everything in it, all the challenges and such
>>742953049Do I need to watch YouTube tutorials to git gud because I get my monkey ass pounded by some challenges.
>>742953117Challenges are a knowledge check. You either know whatever it asks you to do or you don't. Like when it's a camo lead round without any camo options and the trick is to use the sword from ravine.
>>742953117well i started the game on saturday and I suck ass still but im learning through play its fun. Just keep trying shit and im sure you will learn.
>>742952743I got it on my phone, so it's pretty easy to pick up and play
>>742921685I have a special request for you, if you don't mind. I'm new to playing Bloons, a friend of mine kept asking me to pick the game up over the last few months, and I finally did since it was on sale. I couldn't help but notice how there are like a half-dozen monkies with 'fuck me' eyes and sort of created an in-joke for my group of saying 'why is the monkey looking at me like that' any time I clicked on the Alluring Melody mermonkey, or Ezili, Sauda, Adora, Brickell, or any of the others.So all I am going to request is one monkey of your choice in an alluring/suggestive pose looking at the viewer and saying 'You're about to find out why the monkey is looking at you like that.'>>742925249She makes that Geared map so much easier, since she just floats in mid-air wherever you last deployed her after she gets to a certain level.
>>742953339god i just wanna lick her titties like they're coated in ice cream
>>742957618>that picwhat were they thinking?
>>742952743I wanna fuck the monkeys, both girls and boys, but less importantly it's a light fun game I can play in the background and it is cool seeing the chaos on screen late game.
>>742959190Also the sound of bloons popping is cool
>>742960261True that, oddly comfy.
Popping Rosalia's cherry bloons
How much did the Bloonocaust?
>>742963095How much it supposedly did or how much it actually did?
>>742963095It doesnt work cause monkeys openly hate bloons the blooncaust never stopped
>>7429630958 gorillaion red bloons, or so I'm told.
Monkey boobas
>>742963095
>>742893253This might be a bit late but, started playing the game since Sunday and its been fun. Anyways, could you by chance draw the glue monkey in their purple spandex doing a sultry pose or something with their posterior. Thanks in advance.
>>742965331>idpol nonsenseGo back. Then kill yourself.
I thought people were joking when they said this place was infested with bots.
>>742965747(You)
>>742965891 (You)(You)
>>742814359need silas butt expansion fr>>742811064monkey growth... hot...
>>742965658No u
how long til i get 10000 ability usages i wonder
>>742967343If you buy the T5 helicopter the moving a monkey to another place ability's cooldown is way shorter.
>>742967476yeah but i have to do it manually, if i just leave it with the tech botted boomers i can afk
>>742968779why is rainbow bloon gay
>>742968937because he wants to impregnate quincy
>>742969146wtf bloons are actually right???
>>742969146Maybe they're not so bad after all
>>742969146that's my fuarking hero...
>>742969146Same desu
>>742969146no... I don't think like a fucking bloon, do i...?
>>742932623you need more than one fishwife?
Any bloons fans excited for palworld 1.0?
>>742878261My Gym Partner is a Monkey
>>742973745I mean currently im writing when MC meets patch and is just shocked that a monkey can talk. Just confused how monkeytown has stores and shit cause he thought they were in like trees and stuff still. working out the kinks with that though so probably wont stay in.
>>742912429BTD5 music is just straight up better, I'll give you that one
>>742963095I really can't wrap my head around these numbersHow did they get to 6 million when there's only 2 million bloons in a round 100 game?
Can't we just make peace with those bloons?
>>742975896can't we just make love with those bloons?
>>742975896Dont ever say that shit again.>>742976132race traitor
I only know this game from the gay porn, is it actually enjoyable?
>>742973745>that episode where jake takes adam's clothes and when all the animal girls see him naked they cheer and carry him off
Are the monkeys Israel or Palestine?
>>742976307Yeah it mostly lives up to the gay monke porn.
>>742976792Neither
>>742976792Monkeys are the IDF defending from gaza bloons trying to escape the containment zone.
>>742976307Its a fun casual game you might as well try it out so the porn gets even better.
>>742977043wtf I love bloons now?
Pop
...did someone hear a "pop"?
wheres my bloon bf
long shot, will special agents be acknowledged ever again, or was that retconned to "only monkeys exist"
It's so over for monkeys
>>742983295just for now, our euro anons are better at bumping but they're all sleeping
>>742981752bloon popping bf?
>>742984386hmm... I guess that's okay too. if his butts fat
>>742984174It is almost 3 here indeed but not all of us are sleeping
When you finally have to admit that the monke game is mid now. It was basically perfect and now they have bloated it with a ton of content that nobody asked for. It'd be different if it was good content. Like, when do we admit shit like Odysseys is just boring participatory slop? Or contested territory? I don't even find boss battles fun personally. Luckily the base game is still there so it's not all shit.
hard to admit... the game was never good... I'm going back to plants vs. zombies
Hard to admit... But Bloons hasn't been good since the first one from 2007...
Hard to admit... Plants Vs Zombies is also shit...
>>742987224well, the first one is good, it just suffered from a balancing problem where some plants were flat out better than other plants and gave no reason not to take them, that and the game being pretty easythe others were *technically* better but worse in every single way as well (and the same "better plant" problem only got worse)
Hard to admit...hot monkey heroes...
>>742987386Hard indeed
>>742987721What the hell is that supposed to mean?
>>742988298That I am Indeed hard
this thread reads like a sitcom or something kek
>>742988678Did I do thaaat?
No way you fuckers are making me get hard for monkeys. Fuck you.
Someone post it, you know what
no like this game actually sucks. you can beat the entire game in like 2 weeks if you sweat. beat it and acquit it. or something. no but fr ninja kiwi is such a slop developer but if you got this game cheap you still got a good value so it's whatever ig. fuck ninja kiwi.
>>742989161>but frgo back
>>742989161>you can beat the entire game in like 2 weeks if you sweatI actually do wonder how fast you could black border all maps if you really went insane about it.
>>742989380probably 1-2 days if you are as good as someone like chom chom (retarded youtuber but he is good at the game). most of the maps are solved the only real difficulty spike is expert maps.
>>742981921https://www.bloonswiki.com/Special_Agent#Other_appearances
>was going to use the boss event to do the farming goals too>it's half cash with farms bannedfuck you
>>742991942ninja kiwi are expert at putting out slop that nobody actually enjoys playing. i don't do boss battle slop.
>>742817002>First of all, the huge jump in power every 20 degress is for boss damage specifically. So if you're not playing against a boss, you actually don't care about that. There are still jumps every 10 degrees so if you can get a 20 it's better than a 19 of course, but it's not as big of a deal outside of bosses.When have paragons ever mattered outside of bosses?
>>742811792Sorry I don't have any motivation for this CT
>>742928549The answer, like all maps, is spactory. If you use smart targeting and good placement, it'll swap between tracks each round.
>>742878046Today I realized silver borders exist
Shock the monkey!
>>742913792>link brokenno...
>>742996362Try again later catbox is having issues again
>>742995932Cream the monkey!>Cream the monkey!
>>742997501Actually shes a rabbit
>>742935473i can show you a WIP for this, which i will *probably* finishhttps://d.uguu.se/PhuzKnhu.pngapparently litterbox isn't accepting files either so i have to use uguu which only has a 3 hour time limit on links, but this sketch is in my mega if you want to see it>>742996362oh catbox, i love you and then i hate you
Gas the monkey
>>742998789Damn that thing is scary...
>>742998789damn dude that's hot as fuck. I hope she cums in him enough to lift them both off the ground from his bloated gut.
>>742998809aphrodisiacs
>>742998809i dont remember there being fart bloons in the game
>>743001106card storm added like 15 new bloons that i am positive will never be seen again
>>743001234did they add a sexplappyplappyfuckyfuckybloon?
>>743001106>he doesn't know
>>743001285no...
>>743001329fuck
This game sucks, you win or you lose.
>>743000974Which monkey is weakest to them?
>>743001470that's life
>>743001285no but they did add gang rape bloons
>>743001474ninja due to a crippling brew addiction, sucks cock for brew
>>743001681Hot>mouth full of cum hidden under that mask
>Half Cash Round 40 start bossI've never done Diamondback what's the strat for this piece of shit
>>743001532???
>>742976668IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>742989530you are hard gated by the sheer amount of time it takes to black border a map, and there's like 70 maps now
>>742824089Ben is the one racking the bananas
>>742992382If you want to go to freeplay and are not going to max it out, you don't have to worry about hitting those 20x thresholds.I was just clarifying because people could think they just get huge boosts of power at those degrees and that's not completely true.
>>743004804god, i wish
>>743009548See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'And I got just the oneSomething to show you you're second to noneIT'S MY DART IN A BOX
>>743002398>what’s the strat for this piece of shitLoading up btd6 fenix’s or punjis strat guides on yt of course
>>743010418There wasn't one when I posted that
>>743010541Yeah sometimes they can be pretty slow about bosses especially Fenix, I usually skim through both videos and do the Strat I prefer because they’re usually always different
>>742998789>open link>it's deadkilling myself rn but i know it's gonna be good shit when i see it so thannk you for doing my degen req...
Mermonkeys...
>>743013074Top path riding my cock Middle path sucking my ballsBottom path rimming my assAll at the same time
mermonkey sushi
I thought Silas was a girl
>>743015378Silas is a masculine name in many countries Anon.
>>743015740I'm not from a monkey country so I'd never heard it
>>742814359Underrated.Very cheap chumps clears with a brittle
>>743015778It's a biblical name Anon
>>743001329>monki sad about a hurt bloondo you believe love can bloon in the battlefield?
Did the random guy who joined A team get invited by anyone here? Is he in the threads?
Do you homos even play the game? Or do you just wanna fuck the monkeys?
>>743016648I play the game and i WILL fuck the BOY monkeys until they ALL get PREGNANT
>>743016468We invited a guy last thread but couldn’t accept him cos it bugged or something, saw that we had a request today so I let him in cos I assumed it was the same guy. Can kick him if he doesn’t make himself known before thread hits bump limit if you’d like
>>743017695The two people that sent a friend code started with A, and I recognize the name of one of them I think he used to be in C back then.In any case neither of those two was the one that joined. So I don't know, if he doesn't appear I say we kick.
I'm interested in this game. But does it have tranny shit?
>>743019582Yes. Now leave
>>743019619Give a specific example
>>743019673There's LGBT flags, LGBT events, one of the monkeys use They/ThemNow please shit in your diapers and leave
>>743019673https://x.com/ninjakiwigames/status/2064330272900796579
>>743019673ALL of the monkeys are transfolk, specifically to piss you off
>>743019824>>743019848Thanks. Uninstalling.
Its a current western game of course it has tranny shit
>>743020148>australia>westernI know what you mean I just think it's funny.
5 years later I still don’t know what miniboss means
>>743021268They put you in a small subsection of the playerbase who submitted a score. If you place well there you get some extra rewards.It's all luck, so you could get paired with the one who ends up first place in the whole thing.
>>743021268Its a separate leaderboard with randomized players so anyone can have a chance to be in the top placements
>>743021390> It's all luck, so you could get paired with the one who ends up first place in the whole thing.Ah right, yeah you would’ve thought there’s skill based match making like CT
>>742967343040 tack has way shorter cooldown. If you build ~33 of them you can mash the button nonstop. The only thing with a shorter cooldown and no activation condition is max power dino pisshandler.
>>743020297It's New Zealand, so Kiwis
>>743029014why so scared?
>>743029352Yellow bloons are known for violently raping innocent monkeys >>743001532
>>743023591A fucking Bloonsuit? Fucking bloonies man, I swear
Two (2) BBL's (Bloons Bump Limit) hitting my groin (Home of the 3 Incher) one after another? Dare I say, and correct me if I'm incorrect, we are back?
>>743031146guess the steam(?) deals made some new players join the game and the thread
>>743031251New blood for Adora
>>743011915>>742998789catbox is back up, so herehttps://files.catbox.moe/0idasp.png
>>743031535
>>743031690christhttps://litter.catbox.moe/8wtped.png
thread is over, monkeys
>>743031934i came, i saw, i came, i popped, i came
Since the thread is over time reveal my big secret, I wanna make love to monke.
Can we have a co-op game before this ends?
>>743032371post a code then you monkey bitch
>>743032418GUUYCHAncient Portal Impoppable
>>7430324913/4 starting in 5
I don't get it. Why don't they just fuck the bloons?
>>743032650they don't have the correct fetishes for rubber or inflation
god damn you goatboy. you did this to me. you and sincastermon. thank you
>>743032707no monkey will ever hump a bloon as it keeps inflating bigger its beyond over
>>743032650Too busy getting fucked themselves.
>>743031719as the straightest anon here, those balls look really tasty but wtf is going on with the shaft?? okay I looked at it again, is that the ice path mermonkey and that's supposed to be his trident? pretty good but not too my taste
>>743033087now, i don't want to question your monkey knowledge here anon but that is Silas and The Final Harmonic like the request said, but she has a massive and heinous cock
>>743033218I read the original request and it now makes sense. I could figure out silas, and since the cock was blue I thought it was ice-themed so I assumed ice pathI don't really care for mermonkey and don't get the hype, why go for a fish when there are monkeys? that path is needlessly slutty tho
>can chinook a hero into water with land advantage>instant selllmao
>>743024502i didnt use the tacks since i didnt want to risk popping all the regrows and stopping the farm. boomers can be activated without having any effect if theyre not in rangethat said, seemingly the regrow farming negates ability activations counting so despite running that shit for like an hour i got like 20 ability activations or something counted towards my scorejust did a regular impoppable with tack spam and finally wrapped it up. cant say im foaming at the mouth for another social season anytime soon
gg
see you next thread
>>743033578how dare you insult my fish wife (and some of the best utility/support upgrades in the game)>that path is needlessly slutty thoslanderdon't sleep on the mermonkey though, top path is significantly stronger than you'd think and the pierce buff is incredibly powerful, bottom path can grab huge amounts of moabs and make the 90's quite easy since you can put moabs on top of your best attacking towers. middle path is cute but overall mostly useless, with a very powerful ability that you don't really need to use
This elites aids don’t bother
>>743034137and we thought blasta was bad, but diamond backshots is here to remind us what torture nk is capable of
>there are "people" out there that thinks 10k abilities is hardlellelmao evenThis is me halfassing it.
>>743033696dan d monke and corvus teleport doesn't get affected funnily enough
>>743034217No one is saying it's hard, it's just tedious. But hey, I'm glad the 150k goal is so fucking retarded that there's no realistic way of reaching it so I haven't needed to bother with phase 2.
>>743034276Something I noticed in sandbox is that it uses the base range of the tower to detect if you can place a tower around it.That means that if the hero gains range in any way, be it from leveling up, being near a village, alchemist aphrodisiacs or anything else, the range where you can place towers around the hero doesn't change.
>>743034343175k is the kiwiniggers being the kind of turboretards that thinks "small team" means a team that's at least 80% full.
>>742808682btw sent you the team invite if you see it
>>743034484That's the same way it works for mermonkes. I don't know why you'd think this is surprising. You can make a 502 cover at least 2/3rds of the map with the right buffing. Imagine filling all that with boats.
>>743034783I know, didn't say it was surprising but it could have been nice to have. Imagine having no water/land distinction if you use adora lol
Is this game worth getting on the xbox?
>>743034861That would only work if you could make the cooldown shorter than the duration, and if you miss the rebuff for a nanosecond it would insta sell everything outside the non-boosted range.
>>743034983maybe as worth getting on netflix lolreally, i don't know why you wouldn't just get it on pc and *maybe* your phone
>>743034983Only if you're getting it for free. Consoles and jewflix are usually several updates behind, for whatever reason. And mouse will always be the superior input tool.
>>743035224>for whatever reasonprobably the whole "having to develop for consoles and fucking netflix using their retarded devkits" thing, if i had to guess
I don't want it to end...
>>743035753make another one then, i'll keep drawing after work
>>743035748Erm… what are they doing?
>>743035794ok new threadcan we get a triple?>>743036073>>743036073>>743036073
Anonymous >>743034042 , I wasn't talking about gameplay at all, besides I prefer actual monkeysI'm not gonna yuck your yum but I just don't get it, as long as you and your wife are happy then everything is swell
