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Speedruns.
Migged and ready for a day of speedruns
MIGGERS
Get those kids to safety right the fuck now
>>742849334I mig
4 hour pokemon run tonight lads
50 miggers
mig
reminder
For the new anons, Mig means Men Imitating Grannies, migging is what the majority of runners at GDQ do
>>742849386quick get them in my room
Kaobros......
They still do this?
Miggin'!!
>>742849397NA prime always gets the shit runs. Unlucky!
>>742849386Too late, hot plate. They are already transitioning.
i migged!
>>742849397Bro I can't wait to watch them one-shot half the game with their starter mon until they catch whatever broken mon the run is based around and use that to one-shot the entire rest of the game
Somehow this GDQ is the gayest and most insufferable one yet.
Kid having fun in the crowd cam? BANNED!
thanks anonymous
Last run was great, but there is only one Kangaroo game for me
Could this be a kino run?
>>742849397Ah yes, the traditional several hours of RNG abuse.
WAAAAAH!
Oh baby we're in for a treat
holy shit asmongold is a runner
Nothing is real
All I know is they're going to pause buffer a lot to get a lot of height from dash jumps to make platforms they shouldn't reach.
>>742849347So mig means migrate? I see
>>742849553just two bros having a race? it's got kino written all over it
These guys seem based
>fucking up the jumpit's over..
late mig
>>742849559I don't know about 4 hours, but this 30-minute Dragon Warrior RNG manipulation speedrun is amazing to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgh30BiWG58
damn, autist runners
>>742849334I'm in.
I had no idea there was a 3d wario game on gc, revoke my gamer card.
These guys couldn't come in to support the last guy? Really??
They kind of resemble Wario and Waluigi, I like that
i have arrived
Is the first boss allowed at GDQ?
This game looks like a generic unity asset flip, what the fuck
>>742849727They probably didn't know the game at all, do you really want to end up as the new chibi?
>>742849721Revoked. You are sentenced to three schmups not named Gradius.
they have the gameplay feeds on the wrong sides. shoutout to the tech team!
That tech they use to skip the battle arenas is cool as fuck
>>742849512And yet there have been almost no cringe kino.It's just not fair.
no couch?
So the trick is to watch night/early runs when the retarded audience isn't there to ruin the runs?
>>742849763You could just sit on the couch and say '' great job! '' whenever he completes a challenging looking skip
>>742849740The guy on the left put on massive amounts of weight and the guy on the right had an experimental limb-lengthening surgery to prepare for this, but sadly the costumes didn't arrive in time and they only have the hats.
>>742849543thanks for your service, tinytim
>>742849806its loser hours
>>742849786noooo I don't wanna play touhou
>>742849721i sentence you to 50 bharves
>>742849813Always has been.
>>742849647it could have been worse
>>742849813yes
>>742849813You enjoy announcer no buffer?
>>742849763There will never be a chibi again it's too controlled now.
>>742849756Treasure developed it and given that they're not really known for 3D games the visuals range from oddly charming to straight up bad. I'm still nostalgic for this game but yeah it doesn't really look that impressive.
>>742849787lmao you're right
>>742849756Could you believe the game was originally delayed too?
>>742849462QRD on stars and time?
>>742849934boring as fuck troonslop game
Incentives ruined GDQ, they should've replaced it with milestones years ago
>>742849462>worst gdq ever>ratings better than last year??
I've barenly been watching this year. It's just so boring and stale at this point.
>>742849462looking better
Dude looks like Emilo if drugs
>>742849821
>>742849985ratings do not matter, just let it go
>>742849985Standards have lowered a lot, just imagine each rank is actually a rank lower when compared to prior years.
>>742849787>they have the gameplay feeds on the wrong sides. shoutout to the tech team!Oh fuck...
>>742849989good news you have missed literally nothing besides tranny autism
Lmao they're just alternating between who fucks up the super jump
>>742849462Was Pragmata really good?
>>742849787KEK OF COURSE
>>742850082nope
>>742850082It was ok, just a bunch of dudes having fun but got a boost for obvious reasons.
>>742849985It is better in its high points. It's just that when you get a tranny block like the one on the first day zoomers awaken from their slumber and start shitting up the thread.
>only a 1/8 chance for a skip>no one's done it in a full game run yetso basically admitting no one fucking runs this game seriously?
>>742849787People watch the games?
How do we make GDQ popular again?How do we make GDQ based again?Remember these are not the same question.
>>742850153Retard
>>742849985I get to watch a few runs before some faggot host ruins it and i leave the thread for the day. I never stick around to vote on any runs, dunno how you guys can stand all the faggotry.
>>742850082it got the pedo boost
>Chat if you have any other Wario noises to send, please do>I will do my best to make them
I just want to watch a marathon style speedrun without having to watch a disgusting train. Why GDQ the way it is.
>>742850168>How do we make GDQ popular again?You can't. 250k peaks are forever gone, normalfags got their fix of speedruns.
>>742850168>How do we make GDQ popular again?>How do we make GDQ based again?Ban all faggots and trannies. Never talk about faggot or tranny rights ever again. No women too. there, fixed it.
>>742850231*troon
>>742850168Men only except for token hot quiet bitchesSerious attempts at WRsStuffAlcoholDonations go straight to Donald Trump for maximum leftist rage
>>742850168>How do we make GDQ popular again?uncuck the chat and /unbanall>How do we make GDQ based again?stop with the trans stuff and just focus on speedrunning
>>742850231Sony and Microsoft works with the CIA to destroy nerd communities with the trans virus to stifle independent gaming in the crib. If GDQ had been allowed to continue unaltered people would have realised they don't have to play new AAA titles to have fun.
>>742850168sportsbook and polymarket betting on run times
>>742850168You saw the autist running Kao, right? More of him.>these are not the same questionOH yes they are.
>>742850168Just get good runners to run good/popular speedgames and keep political pandering to a minimum. Everyone should be there for a good time.
>>7428501891/8 chance skip 10 minutes in is a joke
>>742850260truth. the extra tranny pandering is just them catering to their most loyal so that the ship sinks slower but it is sinking no matter what
Lore drop
>>742849334>Taking children to a convention infested with grown manchildren and trannies Just as bad as bringing children to anime conventions.
>>742850294>Serious attempts at WRsRecipe for disaster.
>>742849334mmm that's a tasty young egg just asking to be cracked.YOU'LL FINNA KNOW IT!
>>742850403High risk, high rewards.
>>742850403Disasters are fun to watch
>>742849450>Da joo spook ghost schizo Okay, Larry. Take the tinfoil off your walls. The government couldn't give two shits less about you.
>>742850168>PopularTurn GDQ into a convention at the same time like PAX or DragonCon with panels from popular streamers and geek merch. Grows faster and you can increase avenues of word of mouth using artists, vendors, hosts. Easier to sell to corporate sponsors.>BasedPut everything tranny into their GDQ hotfixes and transfatales events and then include a no political/culture platform in main show.
>>742850393bottom left is a classic record scratch
>>742850454Yeah they're just forcing IDs and cracking down on anonymity for fun
>>742850447In Stars and Time was a disaster, and was a thoroughly unfun watch.
>>742850438>>742850447Marathons are for showing off the game, not gambling on a potential reset or softlock.
>>742849462QRD on Gaper mario?
>>742850393They all look so happy to be trans
>>742850393>All trannies except for like three of them >Flygone is the only decent looking one>Indian tranny looks passable at least Wasn't Flygone in a relationship with a guy? But she did something with the Indian tranny? This was years ago, and I don't keep up with her personal life. I wish I had saved that mirror selfie photo she took of herself after working out
>>742850567But you can't deny it's super cool when they do it and it pays off.
>>742850584>TRANS JOY!!!>biggest group of miserable trannies you've ever seenimagine the smell
>>742850482It seems like they're already trying to turn it into something other than just a speedrun event with all the side bits and werid shit they do in stream now. Only problem is it's years too late and they've already burned all the good will by pandering to .2% of the population
>do I smell garlic? >close your legs troons!uhhh BASED
>>742850603Haven't followed, but I don't think the cheating thing had any affect on it even at the time.
>>742850579They wouldn't shut-up about Vivian being trans which is wrong to note (the partner was skipped by the way).
>>742850579Autistic runner barely able to speak up for himself fucks up a major trick halfway through, Adef bullies him for the rest of the run
>>742850663How did trannies capture GDQ?
Have any of these races been close at all?
>>742850603
>>742850772The hey you pikachu one was but that doesn't really count.
Trans rights!
>>742850684>>742850802Mmm would fuck and I don't care what /v/ says.
>>742850845lmao
>>742850769They don't call him Kike Jewyama for nothing.
>>742850845
>>742850693>yeah, the ghost was actually trans!lmao. lore accurate tranny.
>>742849381Hell yeahI was thinking about grabbing a move and camera for my PS3. Is it accurate?
Mario enemies after Bros are the most uninspired creatures in the world
fixed the color a little bit. have fun
>>742850769autistic nerds aren't the type to push back hardseen it in many different communities
>>742850769Nerds are too accepting, but activist aren't. Once they have even little bit of power, they go full stalin mode.
>>742850934Shut your whore mouth
>>742850769Autism / Transgenderism Venn diagram
>>742850732>Adef bullies him for the rest of the runI don't think Adef is in any position to bully anyone after that atrocious Emerald run
>>742850940Copy that.
>>742850943I would the four on the bottom from left to right, except the far right. I'm not that desperate. That nerd girl second from the right showing off her cleavage...KFFC must be flat as cardboard because even Jlay or whatever her name in is showing cleavage...for what cleavage she has.
TRANS RIGHTS
just downed two entire bowls of homemade rice and chilli then drank five cups of water because sodium got me thirsty. i'm probably about to throw up. pray for me, frens
>Trans rightsThe Host ruines another run. Instant Z vote now.
This is what I imagine the average Nintendo fanboy manchild looks like.
i thought /v/ hated trannies? why are we suddenly losing our minds over a tranny convention?
>>742849463That's probably not a COVID thing and more about getting the greasy back sweat off every chair
Yeah I'm out fuck this shit.
>>742851186I'm here for the speedruns.....
>>742851185Yeah but I think these two are just having fun. I'm enjoying this run>>742851130t. https://youtu.be/3DnIR-f9GT4?si=gOrDTAvi34HJgaj2&t=89
>>742851130That's a lot of food for one person? Any reason why you ate so much? I can understand being thirsty after that...you can actually drink too much water.
I have never heard of this game beforeAm I a fake gamer?
>>742850943Niggers in the back
>>742851248Fuck you for posting that scene because it ALWAYS makes me hungry. It's like Pavlov's Dog effect on me. I just start salivating. I also have no fucking food at home right now....great...so now I'm starving.
>>742851304Name of my band
wah
>>742851304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iafg8od8zIA
>>742850393kek
>>742849462>people on /v/ keeps saying how this event is awful and runs being bad now>they rate most of the runs really highhuh?
>>742851275Always have been , dweeb
>>742851275It's overlooked because it was developed by a third party studio and is somewhat harder than the average Nintendo game. Highly recommended for a casual playthrough but you will forget half of the shit that happens because of how surreal it feels.
>>742851409It's grade inflation. People are way too quick to hand out As and Bs as long as there wasn't a tranny and the run was passable
>>742851409>they rate most of the runs really highDude most of them only have 10-20 votes. People are not sticking around and the ones that do are faggots who can stand all the tranny pandering.
Is it true Wario is a non-binary icon?
>>742851409how many times do we have to tell you this, ratings do not reflect the actual run.
>>742851256Five cups isn't going to wreck him. The danger zone is about 9-12L in an hourt. actually had water toxicity once
>>742851390>Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Respond Fund Good lord what a fucking mouthful for a charity organization.
I wake up and start watching every morning like now. Once i hear one trans rights i just turn off the stream and leave for the day. I have been able to watch 2 runs so far.
>>742851529What does the black represent?Niggers?
>>742850943There are more actual women here than actual women runners in fatales events
>>742851409no one takes the ratings seriously anymore and everyone just memes or shitposts
>>742851413>Putting protein powder into an empty bottle Silly Lucina. What is she going to mix it with? I see no milk. No water. No blender.
What's the best movie you saw this year so far anons?
>>742851698I don't watch movies
Surely they can find a balance between shouting trans rights every 5 seconds and Werster shouting fucking niggers?
>>742851638it would be logical to presume by the data already presented, however absurd, that black represents people that identify with no genders
>>742851698Sinners, and yes, I'm late to that.
>>742851698I watched a 4k copy of Blade Runner 2049 a few weeks ago. That was pretty good.
>donation from smores pop tart>look down>eating a smores pop tartGET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES
>>742851749I would rather they just not bring up any politics at all. That would be nice.
>>742851698Project Hail Mary but I don't think it was amazing or anything. I just don't really watch movies
>>742851698Probably the godfather part IIbut for movies this year, probably Widow's Bay
>>742851698I haven't been to a movie theater since 2011 and the last movie I saw was The Avengers. I don't care for modern TV and movies. I usually just watch anime and old cartoons from the 90's and early 2000's. The only reason I've owned a TV in the last 10+ years was to play video games. I don't watch TV, movies, or stream. When I tell people that it blows their heads open because they can't fathom someone not enjoying TV/movies/streaming and watching them daily.
>>742851698I liked Masters of the Universe
>>742851749it should be shouting fucking niggers every donation and the runner should be pressured into repeating it even if they're black
>>742851837don't you enjoy going to the cinema with your gf
>>742851698>Movieswaste of time. same as TV. its all shit.
>>742851880I'm a 33-year-old virgin, and I've moved on from desiring romance at this point in my life.
>>742851905what about going with your mama or papa
>>742851761I need to see that, heck I still need to see everything everywhere all at once. But Sheep detectives and parasite are the standouts so far
I got too engrossed into my backlog, forgot to visit this shithole for 2 weeks and also forgot this was happening.What cringekino did I miss
>>742851749that's what ESA is for
>>742851965whats crazy is that I look like this if you added a caged bulge
>>742851880>don't you enjoy going to the cinema>pay 20 dollars for a ticket>have to sit there and watch 20 minutes of ads before the movie>theater is filled with niggers and kids who wont shut the fuck upI would rather hang myself then go to the movies in the current year.
>>74285169812 Angry Men rewatch.The most recent release I liked was The Substance probably.
>>742851390Ah yes the WFMIRR
>>742851932My mother doesn't like going out much nowadays. She's introverted but always has been, like me. My dad doesn't care about going to the movies anymore either. They both watch TV and movies at home through streaming, so for them I guess streaming just killed the movie theater. My mom never cared much for movie theaters. It was too dirty and noisy for her.
>>742851990nothing
>>742852003London?
>>742851698all about lily chou-chou
>>742852017both kino
>>742852017>THE KID IS INNOCENT!>Why?>Because one of the witnesses were an old man>so?>that means he's 100% lying>Oh you're right Henry Fonda I'm sorry lets release the innocent poor kid!"
what happened for them to become ahead of schedule?
>>742852085I don't think that was the argument...
>WAH!Reminds me of the ambulance comment
SAY ITWITHME
>>742851698Cure
>>742851698I watched the entire Harry Potter series over the 4th Weekend.Prisoner of Azkaban was pretty solid. In fact, I'll just rate em3 > 1 > 2 > 6 > 4 > 8 > 7 > 5I kinda started zoning out towards the end so take that back half less credibly. If it was just a trilogy, though? Would've been spectacular.
>>742851698That came out this year: Backrooms. But I barely watch any new movies so I don't think it's a fair rating.Best overall, Rambo 4, but I've seen it before.
So how do you all rate races where one is below estimate but the other runner fails to?
>>742852212who even cares anymore?
OVER
According to gdqstats.com, this is the worst event so far... Are you surprised ? (correct answer is no of course)
>>742852139A game probably got cut or something. It's happened before, like a runner dropped out or couldn't do the run for one reason or another. It happened at AGDQ this past year, but usually they would fill the timeslot with a back-up run, so who knows.
Do you penalize the whole run when it's a race and only one runner goes over?
>>742851256i eat without thought when i'm stressed
IT'S OVER!!!
>>742852224I vote every run a Z unless they don't bring up trannies. It could be 2 hours over estimate but if there is no tranny pandering i will give it a B at least.
>>742851698If we're talking new movies, Hokum.Movies in general, Bullet In The Head
>>742852142That was literally the argument, the old man was lying because he's old.One of the witnesses were blind like a bat because she had a small mark on her nose.Not remember the full name of a random cast member in a movie you watched 6 months ago is the same as not remembering ANYTHING about a movie you watched 5min ago.The entire movie was so disingenuous how nobody argued against Henry Fonda
>>742852279Ah, you were stress eating. That makes sense.
>>742852243>worstLeast popular.Please stop letting normies decide your opinions for you. Say it's bad according to your eyes and ears next time.
>lose the race>go overyikes
>>742852338this GDQ has been dogshit in every way possible.
>>742851698Do you mean released in this year or overall?Pork Chop Hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtzvRs-u2MY
Thanks for the responses anons, I just watched Okja tonight , it made me cry a little . Solid ass movie
Reminder that the estimate is just that, an estimate. It is there solely to let the viewer know roughly how long the current run will take. The estimate is not a time limit, and there is nothing wrong with going over it, or adjusting it to suit how the run is progressing.
Well, rate it.
>>742851698The Girl Who Leapt Through Time was pretty beautifulProject Hail Mary is great, if you mean movies that came out this year
>>742852397A
>>742852397C, completely average
>fall asleep during Evil Within with the stream running>woken up at like 5am by everyone screaming trans rights>jump out of bed and close window>go back to sleep
>>742852397B
why is the king of queens guy here
>>742852380>and there is nothing wrong with going over iIt just means your shit at the game you run, but ok.
How bad does the comment need to be for it to get rejected?
rate WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO
>>742852397BAnnouncer was kind of annoying, but pleasant background noise otherwise
>>742852397D+
>>742852397Solid C, have to deduct a point for under estimate sadly>>742852219POA is kino, agreed.I think Half-Blood prince is underrated by you. That scene when Snape Kills Dumbledore is amazing.
>>742852397C+
>>742852397Solid A. I liked the run, sucks the one guy got over.
the headset thing makes no sense. why do they all need one? don't they have those clip mics or booms?
>>742851698https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolis_(2001_film)
>>742852397Z
>>742852397C
The bussy receptacle.
>More cringe theater skitsHoly fuck is the entire staff just theater kids? So annoying.
>>742852481you aren't a gamer without gamer headsets
>>742852397DI didn't find it particularly entertaining at all
>>742852397AThe reader was the least insufferable I've seen yet during that run. Moreover, the game itself was just good as were the dudes being laidback gamer dudes. I didn't know there were such nice tricks hidden in Wario World
>>742852513damn bro is hanging dong
wtf is happening
>jap runner with a jap couchi'm tapping out, i don't listen to esl shit
>>742852085>t doesn't understand the Justice systemYou don't need to prove someone's innocent. You just need to prove "reasonable doubt" that they are guilty. An old man with evidence of a shitty memory is reasonable doubt that his testimony is bunk
>>742852397AKinda generous but it felt a little like classic GDQ
>>742852380Nobody wants to admit it but this is true.Don't want twenty minute scheduling breaks between runs? Maybe they wouldn't happen if runs didn't end early.An estimate should be an AVERAGE — which is to say, half of runs should go over it. If a runner has a <50% chance of going over, then he's giving a bad estimate.
>>742852516no half of them are trannies
who the fuck would want this
>>742852592>$5 for a simple painting/drawing that a child could do >Someone submitted that as a prize Kek
Why isnt that disgusting greasemancer molesting the prizes, why is it a black man?
>>742852542Nobody knows.
>>742852592it's as if this entire thing was a scam
>>742852553A man being old is not "reasonable doubt", a woman having a tiny mark on her nose is not "reasonable doubt"
>>742852542comedy I think?
>>742852397D
>unmarked buttonshow would you know what you're pressing
>jap runner with a jap couchholy based when is RTA
>>742852397BFine, inoffensive, it was a video game played quickly
Couldn't really sleep. Just got up and am here for the early morning runs. Anything to look forward to?
This might be the funniest segment of all time
GET PIKACHU OUT OF THE CAGE
>>742852732>Anything to look forward to?Death
What if GDQ gets sued by maryland because they don't have an ASL interpreter
>>742852592>Shoutouts to all the prizemakers this year, the prizes look AMAZING.
>>742852674>>742852553it's "beyond reasonable doubt"a blind man claiming to have seen the suspect during a storm from 300 feet away is not good enoughan old man misremembering facts and contradicting himself about the night is not good enough
>>742852542mentally ill people trying to be funny
>Pokemon Cards as prizes>$250
>>742851698I don't know if it was the best but I watched Antichrist for the first time this year and even though it is tortureporn and some of the fun of watching it is just how gross it is, I thought it was actually a good movie even setting that aside as well, but I've never seen a von Trier movie I didn't like. I would say the best was The Florida Project though because it almost made me cry which is a rare thing for a movie to do, and the most overlooked movie I was was Miracle Mile.
>didn't give him his badgewhat a scam
>Four people in the audience Kek
>kids in a tranny eventyeah those kids are getting raped
KONICHIWA MINASANARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
>>742852875it was off-screen. he found the secret prize.
huh? i heard a coin?
>>742852085I'm just saying it's possible!
There is no way this shit ain't going to get stolen.
>>742852905Do you think the venue needs to bring in a priest to exorcise the place after GDQ gets done with it?
>>742852921actual schizo
>>742852902>In a matter of 30 seconds it went from four people to one person Holy shit...I hate replying to myself but I didn't realize the room would clear out like that, kek.
>>742852397B - decent runners and a comfy race
>>742849462At least my quest for the kind strangers' gold isn't going down under, anytime soon!
>chinese runner>play chinese yoooooo music
>>742852986the next runs are not on stage
>>742852945Has any of the past prizes gotten stolen? Like they raffle the shit off so if something got yoinked they could just pretend it got raffled
>remote runslatency kino inc?
>>742852481Probably way easier to handle a mic'd up headset rather than individual lapel mics. Something larger and directional would seemingly do better for interviews and prize segments, but runs into issues of picking up too much crowd sound and people not talking loudly enough, whereas the levels of a particular headset can be adjusted on the fly. Plus, it allows for someone behind the scenes to give reminders or tell them to hurry things up in a simpler way.(On top of that, it's easier to pick up a bulk lot of headsets and thus have backups for all the runners and people on the couch.)
>>742852945I would imagine they keep the prizes locked up or secure, so if it gets stolen then it'd have to be a staff member or someone who had access to it. >>742853027They're getting set-up though, right? It'll probably be ready in like 5-10 minutes, so unless people just start flooding in for it.
>>742852909Mina saiko, arigato, kawaii
OUI OUI HON HON BAGUETTE
>>742852845except nothing of that happened, they literally don't trust the old man witness because they speculate he's lying for the sole fact that he's old.
>>742853060fair.
>>742853079>>742853027Oh I'm retarded, you meant the runner isn't running it live on stage. That makes sense why nobody is in the audience. I didn't notice that.
>>742853079no everyone will just watch it in their hotel rooms
When’s Brawl bros?
>>742853045Speaking of remote runs didn't the first or second gdq that was entirely remote during COVID have like half a dozen fake spliced runs?
>>742852967They are going to need full blown koshering to clean all the filth.
>>742852872I haven't heard of the florida project , I'll put it on my list
>>742850610>>742850567seems to me like the recipe then would be to have 90% of the runs be showcases with modest attempts at good times but also use the event as a way to let a few WR climbers make legitimate live attempts at records too
>>742849334Summer Gays Dilate Quickly has gone to shit years ago.
i always wonder what the fuck they are going to do when they are like 40-50 or even 60 and they notice that not only their manly body is rotting faster than it should considering what estrogen does to the bons
>>742853037>constantly have to fight them to get your low tier prizes>still barely send them>they bait people with shit like a nasa supercomputer>2 trillion dollars worth of charizard cards>no one's ever shown to have received these prizesthe staff enjoy winning them
>>742853015this racism cannot stand.
HOYP!
>>742853045Was this the guy people thought was pants less and playing with himself or something?
>>742853179I still can't believe this is a real practice.
>remote blocki sleep
>>742853219kek
>>742853187That's about what i figured happens. Is they bait donos with prizes then the staff divide the shit up for who gets what at the end
>>742853275you might miss something good
>>742853275nah this is the real shit
PFFTTHAHAHHAAHA
>cock cam
>>742851698I liked the new He-Man movie
HARRO EVERYNYAN
oh yea here we fucking go
>harofunnykino incoming
>>742849334What cringe shit has happened so far?
I think I have this game wishlisted on Steam
>>742853219All the audience must have also gone remote
>>742853219Old man needs to return to the audience he is the hero we need
konichiwa crotch-san
HALLO EVERYNYAN I FROM JAPAN KONNICHIWA SANNKYU OCHISOUSAMA DESHITA DESU DESU DESUUUUU KAWAII YAMATE!!!!!
>indie gamewhy are japs always like this
>>742852909We love Japan here.
RTA Japan saving gdq
kitaaa!
What the fuck is this
what the fuck is this?
>cock cam>fast-paced game>prepared linesIt's kino, I'm afraid.
good ruck :D
>>742849381Why are they putting light gun autoscrollers in a speedrun exhibition?
>>742853407>>742853409whatthefuckisthismind
>>742853103did you even finish the movie? you are omitting the train, his limp, the body hitting the ground and whatever else he claimed to have seen even
>>742853407>>742853409Sasuga desu ne...
>>742853381As opposed to?
>>742853407>>742853409Spooky
>>742853407>>742853409>trannies confused by real speedruns
>>742853381did you forget all the random dogshit indie games that westerners have run so far
Holy overstimulation, Batman
Seems the Twitch mobile app, when in picture in picture, still forgets all of its quality settings whenever the game category gets changed. It's been doing it for years. I wonder why. (Gets out of ads sometimes, but the quality dips all the way down.)
grappleslop
if the reader goes off script, will he die?
holy shit he has the same mousepad i just got last week!
>>742853428don't worry, an anon will have a meltdown that people find the broken english/run endearing
>>742853219YOOOOO LOOK WHO SHOWED UP
I dunno. C.
Probably lower the music.
>they both have scriptsholy kino
>>742853481me too except mine is the lavender color
It sounds like the commentator is narrating a documentary kek
crotch cam
>>742853481he has the same mouse as me
Another dogshit run.
I can appreciate the effort.
>>742853474It would be extremely awkward
>jus rike enemiehehe
ok, but what is that obscure thing in his left hand?
I've hated games with swinging grapple hook movement ever since playing worms
>>742853460it's just a let's play of a literal who game that's also laggy as fuck. the artist was too lazy to texture the walls too.
>>742853481>>742853572Will cat be here?
>>742853601
>>742853601>he doesn't use two micengmi
chotto...
>>742853609'fraid no
>>742853481you fell for the advertising, anon..... it's over.
>>742853579another dogshit run, japan
>One of his commentators can barely speak English>The other one sounds like a shitty PS2 dub
moffkichi sounds like he just came from a night of karaoke
>>742853687Better than faggy puns.
Engrish kino
donotrannies fear the SCRIPTCHADS
>>742853687you don't have to sell me on it, I'm already watching
>"he studied the controller too"
>>742853687yep... pvre kino
>>742853660my last mousepad was some generic 8 inch rag thats been peeling for years
They're doing a good job not letting the host read donations, good on them
>>742853684>>742853687pure kino
KILL THE ANNOUNCER
>nearly 30 more minutes of this shit
>>742853806jinxer begone
>translators note: arigato gozaimasu means thank you
>>742853806My standards are so low from the last couple days of non-stop slop that scriptchads yapping is a marked improvement.
Okay. This is a pretty good run. The language barrier is fucking over the dono reader
>>742853845he ruined the flow
>Arigatou Gozaimasu!!! ^ ^>So he just said thank you in Japanese Holy SHIT can he do that?
SASUGA NE~
>>742853817learning 5 more words before the next RTA event>>742853858rape anastasia
>>742853635I had one of those when I was 2-boxing Everquest
The Japs are always kino.
>>742853381Because japs REALLY REALLY hate DRM shit like Steam, so they mostly play games that doesn't force you to use crap like that.
>>742853864
This game is kinda crazy, and as pure as speed runs get
>>742853931Maybe in the past, but steam is more popular than ever even in Japan
just want to say: faggot trannyin a gdq thread.
>>742853449>limp your feet on the way to the court>jury lets a murderer free because they think you are handicapped for life
>>742853931that's bullshit and I don't believe you
>>742853931>japs REALLY REALLY hate DRM
What game would YOU speedrun at SGDQ?!
>>742853957Never heard of it. I guess it looks like he's going fast?
>>742853972so brave
can't wait for the american remote run where it's just a guy with she/her pronouns
>>742853931???
>>7428539672 users opposed to 1 is still not a lot
>>742854029based
>>742853903this but consenting
>>742851620made up charity jews grift from, like a lot of these things.
>>742853931PC gaming is booming in JP right nowEvery time I go into a Book Off or Hard Off there are tons of gaming PC related things for sell, sometimes full gaming PCs
>>742854008Probably a 100% run of something. Only because it would be like 3-5 hours and it would cause /v/ to cry and seethe
>I think h-->YOU GOT TIME FOR MORE DONATIONS>u.. h.. uh.. yeh.. go ahead....
>>742853558Should've worn some tight shorts and showed off his bulge
>>742854029Did Susan run yet? I think he's close to transitioning
>2D sprite slop>still laggyplease tell me it's the video capture and not this shit game.
I"m so afraid when he reads donations, afraid to hear the forbidden words TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!
>>742854008baten kaitos 100% as the finale
>>742854098kek
>>742854137>TRANS RIGHTS!>Nani?
>>742854089When did I say that PC gaming was not getting more popular?You do know that Steam is not PC gaming? Japs still hate shit like Steam
>>742854008Super Mario Bros Crossover
now this is what I call kino
best run of the week
>>742854008Gurumin if I could learn how to perform high jump consistently
watching these events on youtube just feel wrong
>>742854008Super Magnetic Neo
>>742854076sex. i still need to get through season 3 but im pretty much caught up with the current arc in the novels
Japanese guy so I’m finna thinking instant S.
>>742854247How many people are even in the YouTube stream?
>Speedrun, Japan>Instantly better than 95% of the marathon so farReally makes me think
Fairly typical shit game desu
>>742854285It's botted like every single Hololive stream so who even knows at this point
>2 days left>half a million raisedgrim... the kids out there are about to fucking die
>>742854285350
>Japan speedruns a game>it's an actual speedrunSad that the entire commentary is pure scripted tho
what hte fuck is this donation reader doing, he's trying to actively make discussion for some reason
>>742854342>2 days leftwait it's already been that longbut it just started...
>>742854008Fumika Fantasy
>Speedrun, Japan>instantly thread is flooded by weebsReally makes me think
>>742854008crayon physics deluxe
>>742854342I'm wondering how big of a jump the final day will be when they go from the current amount to 2 million real quick.
CHOKE
the scripted commentary for this run puts it over for me. ill take this over the uh uh yeah... stuttering that 99% do any day
>>742854342none of these charity events get much money to where they're sending it they always take a big cut off the top for themselves
>>742854386ANY% Bad ending
GANBATTE KITA SAN
How is he able to play the game without musclesMy biology lessons told me that humans have muscles in their bodiesWhere did his go?
I like this japanese feller, they seem pretty cool
out with it, hirohito
Summoning Salt, Japan
>mirror's edge enjoyerbaséd
lmao choke, suffah bishonen
>>742854391Anime website etc
why is there an amogus following him
>>742854391I got bad news, pal. The weebs were always here.
>>742854360I don't mind, they're talking about the game and not trans rights
>>742854474nope sorry, theres a difference between a fan of japanese media and a weeb
>RTA in Japan mentionedBANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED
RTA MENTIONED
>>742854528They're only not allowed to mention ESA
>>742854490Please, don't jinx it
Noooo RTA was our secret!
>punchy _______ _______
>>742854434It's a family friendly event, so it'll have to be solo virgin beat the demon king run.
It's funny how /v/ hates on Susan while they worship him at RTA and Japan
>plugging RTAinJapanBASED
>>742854528>>742854538Wish I knew Japanese so I could watch it.
>>742854519>not knowing RTA changet out tranny
#ad
You can move your body freely
>>742854342i’ve barely watched any of this GDQ. not even for background noise. grim
>>742854593You make up what they are saying
>>742854593Even if you knew japanese you wouldnt enjoy it, its a very stilted bland event because japanese people are a nation of polite autists
>>742853504
Pretending that RTA is interesting to watch is the biggest meme on this site
>>742854586I enjoy his runs. his personality is endearing to me
>>742854586they're ready to worship everyone who knows their language
>>742854662>Even if you knew japanese you wouldnt enjoy it, its about games
>>742854008Pizza Tower. It rekindle my passion for time trials and if you do achivements and holyshit/quick as hell runs you're basically speedrunning it already.
>>742854709Cope, that's not what I said at all piggy
>>742854662true, they should hire spikevegeta to spice things up
>>742854687I actually like speedrunning
>>742854745>tranny tower>at GDQmakes sense
>>742850323Browsing his Twitter... What the fuck is transmisogyny?
>Korea is huge in Koreanaruhodo
>>742854758No, you don't.
>>742854586Punchy is just Britbong with long hair.
>An actual speedrun is on screen. >No trannies>/v/ starts crying about weebsYou fucks WANT something to be miserable over
any kind of r34 of r-chan? please tell me someone made some kind of hentai of her
Wow, another ad run
>reading steam reviews instead of going to donationsB-B-B-BASED
>>742854008Crash 1 100%
Isn't RTA starting to get more and more woke?
>Just reading off Steam reviews now
>>742854567I remember when they stole the relay idea from ESA and did everything they could to not credit them by name
This nigga reading Korean Steam reviews.
>Starts reading Steam reviewswtf am I watching
>came fo gapping hook>got hook on story>sweengs away>dat really says it all
>>742854846Based
>>742854825The run isn't very interesting, once he did the same set of tricks its just repeating them over and over
>>742854825Not that interesting to watch tho, not for 40min at least./v/ will still spam rate S rank on this because it's a japanese dude running it.
>Here's an actual Steam review:
Sanabi is great
>>742854857Japan in general has been getting very woke recently and it's hilarious seeing /a/ bring this up only to get shut down by the cucks who still browse the board.
>>742854008Stellar Blade and Stellar Blade Bloodrain
>>742854889better than reading some gay donations
>>742854937fast run, the shit they are saying is genuinely hilarious, dono reader isnt getting a moment to say SHIT
>avoiding story spoilers because they want people to play it themselvessoul
>>742854960Has been for a while, you have to realize that /a/ and those sort of otakus are stuck with their fantasy image of japan they formulated 20 years ago.
>speedrun that skips all plot>english runners: lemme spoil all of it>nippon: we wont mention the plot not to spoil our friendstrue samurai
>>742854779The developer is a chud and Pizza Tower is a chud game!
>>742854825We need something to complain about.. come on. It can be anything/!
>>742855039This shit is an ad and it's still an improvement.
this game was made by the Lies of P guys?
>>742855071Last time Pizza tower was run at GDQ it was by a group of trannies, not even making this shit up.Trannies love pizza tower
is he playing with invincibility cheat on?
>>742854960How so?
>>742855139no, HP is above the character, i think in this mode you get 4 hits tho
>>742854779It's like anti-tranny though. You want a tranny Pizza Tower then look at Sugary Spire, now that's prime GDQ material.
Good God the Peak streamer is....French
>>742855176>It's like anti-tranny thoughNope it's pure tranny and there's a reason trannies love the game.
twitch chat is better desu
>>742855195OH PUTAIN ÇA-Y-EST
>>742855098Not the same devs, just the same publisher Neowiz
>>742855220Twitch everything is better
>>742855117>that time they ran it with the autist holding the peppino plush on the couch
this must be the first speedrun where the couch has quoted off steam achievement percentages
>>742851698In Bruges.
>>742855231desu the avatar and her voice is very cute.
>>742855295No its happened before
ROYARU RAINBOW!
>>742855041Personally I fantasize about Afghanistan. Now there's a great, non-woke nation. Fuck Japan
>Jap guy tries to start talking>donation reader cuts him off like 3 times in a row now
They should stream on Kick.
Did they not have enough runners actually attending the event, or what is this?
It's kind of coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil
>>742855145Absolutely flooded with muslims on par with the UK desu. And Chinese.
>hm, never heard of this game>check it out on steam>I've marked it as ignored in the past
>>742855337sex with cat
>record holder for this game is frenchputain le takeshitte sans
Scriptwriter was sick.
thumbs up!~
>>742855374there's usually a remote block at gdq
>>742855414Oh boy let me guess, you browsed /pol/ and think all of those "JAPAN IS FILLED WITH INDIANS!" spam threads are true?
>>742855383but pigs are universally considered as sinful creatures
>>742855340
I gave a thumbs up with the runner
RATE
>>742855457lmao cmon now
Thank God that's over with. Shit generic game. Boring run.
>>742855502S for Sugoi
>>742855502Z for ad
>>742855502S
>>742855502F
>>742855502A
>>742855502Ba bit too long for how samey the run is, but the steam review stuff was funny and good execution
>>742855508I was curious and checked it out, there's at least 2 "JAPAN IS FILLED WITH INDIANS!!!!" threads up right now. They've been spamming that 24/7 for months now
>>742855502S anabi is great
>>742855502S for subarashii
>>742855502Z to counteract the retarded weebs
>>742855502SSS
>>742855502F Not at the event, no face, boring game, would have been a Z if not for jap
>>742855502B
What was that
>>742855502C, sure he was fast, but the game wasn't very interesting and overstayed its welcome
>>742855502B, nothing special but it had SOVL
>>742855502Bits vaguely funny but i'd never want to watch it again
>>742855502C
>>742855502BBoring to watch but technical and cozy
>>742855502SSS pure SOVL
>>742855502ZZZ
>>742855502C for basically an ad, a scripted commentary doesn't warrant higher ranking
>>742855587not surprised we get those retarded children here
>>742855502Zad run"remote"boring ass game.
>>742855502SSS for pure skill.The dues despite their lanuage barrier gave awesome commentary and were cool. THUMBS UP!!!
>>742855502SFinally some good fucking food
>>742855502I'll give it an AIt was a bit long for being so simple, but the script made me smile
a coin? was heard?
>>742855502Eh......B
>>742855502A. I rike it. Thumbs up!
>>742855502C too long
>>742855502I'm giving him a Z for pearl harbor
>>742855502C for cute. The run was samey but the stilted engrish presentation was soulful.
>>742855502S for sayonara to the faggot dono reader
SEEEENO
>peakall right see you guys in an hour
>>742855502ZZZ .
>>742855715BASEDnever 4get the day that shall live in infamy.
Why is it based when Japs cover and don't show their face, but when western do it they are trannies and virgins?
>>742855715Powerful and Brave
>>742855698You heard nothing
>>742855502C, it was okay I guess
>>742855746>SEEEENOThat always make me think of the Silent Library Batsu game
>>742855502D - was an ok run, but I don't condone remote runs and it was basically the same tech over and over. They did a good job not letting the host speak though.
>>742855502SGood run, commenter about the game, don't get that much in Trannies done quick
>>742855502A for alright
just know i will be nullifying all your s ratings ;)
>>742855714Sovl
>>742855502SSS to counter the chudcels
>>742855502B+Kinda boring but clean and the commentary was alright
okay you can stop spamming your ratings we get it
I don't understand the Trans Rights thing ? What does it have to do with the event ?
>>742855502A. Good run with great movement and fun scripted jap sovl
>unmute>host: TRANS RIGHTSFucking fuck off
wtd does she want
>>742855860Team Rocket Motto
>>742855502ZZZ ,
>>742855892>she
>>742855840This. I will not tolerate fun.
BPhysical game rights? What the fuck...
$3k for less than 20 seconds of gameplay.What a deal!
what do you think of the event so far?
>>742855892I feel like they're on this thread right nowSay hi to them
>>742855957anemic
Did anyone see that 30+ second ruby dead eye stare?
>>742855930>DBASED. GET FUCKED WEEB FAGGOTS YOU LOSE
>>742854679crowd's filling up. finally!
>>742855930There was more than 1 A rating. How did Sanabi get that low?
>>742856000anon...
what the fuck is this music again
>>742855957On par with other GDQs. Kind of boring but the threads are comfy.
>>742855930Wow so many good runs :D
>>742855930Grim
>>742855930>nearly double amount of votes as the 2 previous runsnooticing
penisblower
>>742855930>Skyrim>Fuh, what happened?
>>742856026The ratings are reversed
>>742855930Can't wait to watch the Thirsty Suitors VOD. Looks like chud kino from the chart.
>>742856016this would make a good OP for the next thread if there were more people...
>>742856026it's reversed slow kun
>ads baked into the stream
>>742855930>that bloated rating for Wildswhy?
>>742855957Awful, have had the stream muted for most of the event
>>742856109>>742856136i am retarded.
....what the fuck
this staff is really living on a different planet
KINO!!!
what the fuck
>I'm closing the stream
toucher de l'herbe
>French
Oh god more ratings autism coming out of this one as well
vtuber run hell yeah
oh my fucking god
>peaksonaum...
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS
>French accent with a virtual avatar
Goddamn, french girls look like that!?
I've got a good feeling about this.
european accents make my dick rock hard
We're gonna need to expand the rating scale downwards
cute avatar
>>742856109>>742856136What the fuck are you talking about?
Mhwaaaa
brehs I'm weak against the French accent...
where do I get french gf?
THE FUCK IS THIS
>vtuber>Z>vtuber: Japan>S
so this is what zoomers are into?
>those accentsMy dick
I laughed, too bad angry anons never relent>>742856332bisou petit anon x
>>742855930>*real woman>*organic>*underestimate
she's cute and sounds cute
PUT THE FRENCH ACCENT BACK ON NYOW !!!
>>742856346vtuber: kemoshota*
>French vtuber they/them foidswew lad
>seeded runI'll make my seed run down her thighs.
>>742856332Me too, my dick can't handle this
>French>Vt*ber>Furry>Not even at the event
Why even have a "Cam"
>>742855930>tfw missed maiden & spell
Just know I will be giving multiple S ratings for this.
>>742856409How the hell is GuP still so popular, I watched that show like 15 years ago
>>742856323The image posted is the reverse of the actual ratingsFor example, everybody hated "Don't Stop Girlypop" in the bottom left, but in his image it's rated S+
These are men with voice modulators right?
Once more, a trany game. What a surprise
REMINDER TO JERK OFF BEFORE YOU POSTTHIS IS A NO HORNY ZONE
mixmyu fyi
>seeded>ascent 0>ez item poolinauthentic and homosexual
they sound like cute human females
I'm too english to watch this shit
Sacrebleu
>>742856485no, get a grip
>>742856485Not sure why they're a they/them, but it's definitely a biofem
What is that supposed to be
>>742856485Peak is a game that is popular with actual foids.
>french they/them
>>742856523not too bad
>>742856480Ok... Why?
WARNING WARNING WARNING
The commentator sounds like every single EN vtuber . Why do they all have the exact same voice?
>>742856485Europe isn't nearly as tranny infested, anon
>>742856485You wish
These bitches can s'il vous plait my cock any day
>beautiful French girlI’m finna thinking S
>>742856592he wants attention
bakie...
>>742856619>>742856619>>742856619
>>742856523
>>742856485despite what people believe, voice modulators aren't there yet, you can always tell when they laugh or scream or anything too accidental like that
The only picture I could find of nimelya with both eyes and mouth exposed
>>742856592he does it to fuck with people taking the ratings too seriously
>>742856478it inherited the /ak/ mantle from strike witches, there must always be one
>>742856478or fnafor robloxor anything that zoomers latch onto from before they were sapient like a cargo cult
>>742856614voulez vous speedrun avec moi ce soir
>>742856485There hasn't been a single case of a vtuber that's been around for a while and turned out to be a dude.
TRANS RIGHTS comments incoming...
>>742856621if he wants attention hed just post his disgusting bear cock again
trans runner?
>>742857119yep!
ngl the french makes tranny voice more bearable, or dare I say it... sexy?i need a french gf (boy)
>>742857743They're actual foids anon. Peak is a woman game.
