When the emu is out I'll probably archive it due to how other emus were handled. Shitch2 doesn't have any good games yet, maybe OOT remake will change that.

>>742872581
>Userland
It’s nothing. Close thread, ban OP.

wake me up when there's an emulator

>>742872581
yes no maybe

>>742872581
Lmfao 20 more years

>>742872581
So is no one going to report this to Nintendo? They're the last good game company left and everyone is just letting this happen?

>>742872581
I bet any amount of money that you don't know what that tweet actually means. You just saw a screenshot of Switch 2 showing some random text and shat your pants.

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You either release the crack or you don't. Talking about it means they don't have it.
If/when one becomes a thing I'd buy a Switch 2, though.

>All these tendies shitting their pants knowing we now will have their games before them
KWABOTY

>>742873354
>we
Post specs.

>can barely do anything since it's a userland
>requires save transfer using official nintendo servers
if anything is found all they have to do is make it to where all consoles need to be up to date in order to transfer where the exploit will be patched
neat first steps but unless something better is found its a nothing burger and just a waste of time

>>742872581
For what games? There are none. I sleep.

>>742872581
Nintendo
Hire

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>
>

It’s really amazing how the vast majority of you have zero reading comprehension.

It's really funny that people think the switch 2 will ever be hacked in a meaningful way while it's still actively supported.

The Switch was completely raped. Nintendo could do nothing against that hack, it was as low level as you could possibly get and unpatchable. Anything people find for the Switch 2 will be defeated by... any FW update. So any time a new game comes out, you can't play it. Maybe after a couple of years a new exploit will be found on a higher FW so you can play newer titles, but you'll always be behind the paypig customers.

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For reference when PS Vita got a userland exploit the most you could do was play PSP homebrew not even pirated PSP games let alone Vita games or Vita Homebrew

Study up stupid jits reading this

>>742872581
Wake me up when anything actually comes out of this.

>>742873450
>that is not webkit OR SAVE EXPLOIT
retard

>>742872581
Wake me up when the Switch 2 has games.

>>742873450
Why would you just assume instead of reading a few words?

>>742873527
lmao

I just hope we get mods soon i want sexy costumes for mkw

>>742872581
nothingburger
the switch2 rides on nigga

>>742872581
This is basically equivalent of trying to rob a bank and managing to get into the building without tripping the alarms. To actually get to the money you still have to do the hard part and crack the vault (kernel) without triggering any alarms.

Tendiesissies… we lost…
Eric raped us so hard…

>finds an exploit
>first thing I'll do is announce it on twitter
you know what, sometimes you get what you deserve

>>742872860
fpbp
literally nothing

>>742874172
What's funny is that after they do pull it off, they will shout it to the heavens and then wonder why they got arrested.

>Shitch2.png
Who know who is under this thread...

>>>/twatter/

switch 2 had userland on day 1

>>742874238
Nintendo should sue and get fucked in another lawsuit instead of making any worthwhile games for the S2, that'll kill all interest in emulation.

>>742874510
Read nigga

>>742874205
We like it so it's another victory for us

>>742872581
>Check his x
>Only tweet he has ever made
>Everything else (12) was a reply
>Serveral of those were telling some jeet how to give him money
We just had some fake dude like a week ago claim to be able to boot pokopia too to drive money for donations

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
TENDIEXISTERS WE NEED A FAMI-ACK

>>742872581
You're nuts

>>742875067
They can't even rely on those anymore, the numbers have fallen off a cliff.

>it's fucking nothing

>>742872860
>>742874320
>>742875308
It's not nothing. It's a part of the puzzle. It's the entry point for the possible hack. Unfortunately the other part of the puzzle is finding a working kernel exploit which is the much harder.

>>742872581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Dp4nMr_AY&t=460s

Why are indians like this

>>742875436
Past, hey. Come here. Real close. Let me whisper something to you. It’s nothing.

>>742875436
>It's the entry point for the possible hack
a userland exploit isn't going to work as an entrypoint, 1st year of cs-kun

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>>742872581
>userland
retarded motherfucker.

>>742875551
Ay yooooo! Based anon with the sick channerstyle mickdrop!!! IS NOTHING CONFIRMD!!!

>>742875436
Pessst.. Hey anon. Come here. Real close. Ya Im talkin to you. Cmere. Dont be sht anonchanner. Thats right. Lemme wisper in your ear real qwick.

*whisprer in piratevegan ear*

i t s n o t h i n g

*YAAHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPLOSION*

>>742872581
OP, your setup is FINISHED.
sorry

>>742875551
ZOMG, based channer with da sick factdrop! And such badass way of saying it to!

>>742875551
>Past, hey
im sorry schizo-anon, but the guy you're replying to is not a pastor.

>>742878274
This.

Hacker vegans, dont even T H I N K of coming back to OUR channerly domain with your HACKER. SWITCH 2 UNHACKED, BULLSHITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

I was reading some of the reactions to this
Is it true that they still havent found a way to hack the og switch, besides that one hardware exploit?

>>742875436
this "exploit" was found like a year ago and nothing happened then either because you can't do anything with it
people are treading ground already covered and acting like it's a new discovery

>>742872581
Switch 2 is confirmed by many smart channers to be unhackable

sorry op. (SPOILERS)NOT SORRY HAY YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>742873585
>The Switch was completely raped.
Only the first models that had the Nividia hardware vulnerability. Later editions of the Switch weren't easily hackable, and the advice given was often "get an OG model".

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>>742873417

>>742878434
Yep. Switch piracy came about as fast as it did because of the hardware exploit allowing encryption keys to be dumped, which allowed emulators to be made. Without that integral first step Switch piracy wouldn't have gotten anywhere as far as it did, and people either memoryholed how things went (and were before) or are too young to know how it worked beforehand and assume the Switch scene was always how it worked.

Fuck this purgatory hell we live in now.

>>742872581
What's userland? Does it have roller coasters?

>>742875436
It's the equilibrium of opening the outer screen door of a locked house. It's fucking nothing.

>>742878789
no. it's the fucking endless line.

>>742872860
I'ma feeling reeeeally sleepy, luigi

>>742878784
Pretty insane when I think about the amount of people that seems to have worked in trying to hack that thing

>>742878789
Probably something that doesn't run unsigned code

>>742872581
>10 years of waiting tendies were claiming
did they really? tendie consoles are always weak as fuck and the easiest to hack

>>742878659
>KDE
amazing, this shitpost has enough bait for everyone

>>742879239
This is the dawning age of Aquarius.

>>742872581
>Need Nintendo servers
Let me guess it's something like syncing two switches saves or some dumb shit like that? Poor pirate nigger will never do that or pay Nintendo online for that. They will also be easily banned because it's their servers
>Userland
Nothingburger

>>742878105
>>742878318
>>742878354
Doesn’t change the fact that you’re wrong and it’s nothing.

>>742872581
>Userland
So pretty much nothing. They can't do shit if they can't get the kernel access.

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>>742879303
>tripfag
>schizo babble
fitting.

>sony becomes the laughing stock of the entire industry again and the most hated brand by far
>suddenly /v/ gets spammed by "switch 2 got hacked emulation tomorrow dear sirs!!!" threads
curious!

>>742878434
Yeah. When the original Switch fixed the exploit, they could not hack it again.
The emulators were only possible because they had the early versions of the hardware.

>>742879701
It's an old userland exploit from a fucking year ago. Nothing has progressed since then.

>>742879663
I am a generational poster, inaugural 4chan Hall of Fame inductee, and recipient of the 4chan Lifetime Achievement award bestowed upon me at the 20th anniversary celebration on October 1st, 2023. Sorry for not providing a more zoomer spin on my post.

>>742872581
Why not just buy a switch 2 rather than give your money to scamming jeets?

>Switch 2 has no games
>but you also want to play the non-existent games on your PC Master Race Battlestation Rig
Why can’t you make up your mind?

>>742879734
Nah there was a software exploit but since a much simpler exploit exists with the hardware exploit no one gives a shit. Also no reason to autistic ally check every nook and cranny if you see a fuck door sized hole in the wall

>>742879773
>that's correct i am a proud schizo
thanks for the confirmation. Proceed.

>>742873673
So at most, it'll be a Switch 1 emulator, sasuga

>>742880092
It's PCfag delusions. They can't conceive that they're not some higher-class citizen. They literally cannot.

>>742880215
That's not what was said. Who's the schizo now? Don't bother answering, cel saga ass nigga. Order up.

>>742872581
OP is just an idiot like the normies who think they can get a Switch 2 emulator for the Steam Deck when the Deck is weaker than the Switch 2.

>>742880321
Not even. At most this will have the niche usecase of using cheat codes in switch 1 games on switch 2 but this only applies to offline games since Nintendo will ban you asap if you try online.

>>742880651
Surely no one has said that out of jest. No one ACTUALLY thinks the current version of the steam deck will be able to emulate switch 2 shit

>>742880092
PCbros enjoy the best of both worlds. New Switch 1/2 hack or emulator released? Great, let's try this new Pokemon, Xenoblade, Fire Emblem or whatever tendies are raving about. We don't pledge loyalty to Nintendo like you do.

>>742880092
See what I mean?

>>742880742
They will have to wait years if not a decade. If they can't even get a good PS4 emulator running after all this time the same thing will happen to the Switch 2.

>>742872581
useless without kernel exploit

>>742879176
Any sufficiently well protected piece of tech is going to need a bunch of manhours before someone stumbles on the one thing that cracks the thing wide open, so nothing too surprising there.

>>742872581
>userland exploit
didnt this happen at launch and it ended up on nothing?
>it relies on NSO
it will get patched within the week
fucking retard for revealing it early

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>>742881240
>>it relies on NSO
the old one, that was found right after launch did, this one doesnt

>>742875436
Trannoids have been attention whoring with "we got a part of the puzzle! (1/14819741 parts) 2 more weeks!" for a year now.
Shut the fuck up and speak up when shit is actually cracked.

>>742881519
>Literally nothing
What a waste of time. Retard.
Get the fuck out of /v/, Gezine.

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>>742880513
>cel saga ass nigga

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>>742872581

Desperation is kicking in. Snoys are trying to bury this story.

Yeah, bleed those motherfuckers till they die. FUCK Sony.

>>742876356
retard

ok but how does that affect me

>>742879283
KDE is the best DE

>>742884634
Cinnamon is the best for me.

>>742872581
big if true but then again it's shitch 2

>>742884819
No wayland
I have 2 monitors with VRR

>/v/ hates the switch 2
>they simultaneously froth at the mouth at even a hint of it being hacked
>hundreds of them got scammed by fake hacks when the switch 2 launched
what the fuck is wrong with vegans?

>>742885712
Wayland works on my Surface with it.

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>>742880725
Well…

>>742885796
You know how sonyfags are, they hate everything that isn't Sony and with Sony currently crashing and burning due to their own greed they're now absolutely livid.

>>742886038
Why are they so brazen? I prefer to stay in the shadows.

>>742885796
none of these apes play any videogame, even pirated ones, it's just shitposting to be annoying and distract from the fact sony has completely shit the bed again

>>742872581
>It's a nothing Burger

>>742886314
If more of them were like you, you might actually already have switch 2 emulation. These same types of people were advertising and gloating about playing Tears of the Kingdom 2 weeks before launch. They are basically waving around like retards and getting Nintendo's attention. If people could just enjoy their free games in silence it would benefit everyone.

>>742874205
The one raped and gaped it's you eric

>>742886314
They're kids that think it's hip and cool to rage against the "machine" not knowing that they're basically just fucking everyone over

raiders on my pc is going to be amazing

>>742886708
I can play it legit but idk if I even care about it that much, I never played 3 so I don't really care about Deep Cut.

>>742886708
2032 can't come fast enough!

>>742886564
The only people fucking everyone over are those jews at yuzu pocketing 5 figures a month and sharing roms in their discord.

If they hadn't been shekelgrubers then nintendo wouldn't have been able to shut them down.

>>742881519
>Switch 1/2
This might be a dumb question, but how can there be a userland exploit for both Switches that doesn't rely on the NSO?

Every day a new emu scam for nds sufferers comes out is a good day. Go ahead, join his patreon and pay him for access to the code

>>742873232
just reported it to the FBI and CIA

>I still need a chip or short circuit my switch fuses if I want to hack it
>Softmod 3ds/wii/psp era never came so I never hacked my switch
Just use switch emulators on PC. No need to give your console cancer to play some games for free.

>>742872581
Like every other Nintendo system before it, a Pokemon game coming out is what will spur hacking. Pokefags need to be able to inject and there are enough of them, and enough autistic ones, that they'll brute force crack a system once the newest game is out.

>>742874238
>sometimes you get what you deserve
Patreon's money?

>>742888031
I've hacked a bunch of switch 1s. You're retarded.

Also, wii and 3ds do have soft mods you dumb ass.

>>742872581
So what exactly is this? is this like the little box screen thing that made pirate niggers celebrate and say the switch 2 got hacked day one? lol

>>742887571
Wouldn't mossad be easier for you to get ahold of?
>>742872809
Does it play 7R2 better than steamdeck?
>>742872972
You'd need to have a top of the line pc to emulate switch 2.
>>742873585
This is why I love my switch 1. I've hacked them for multiple family members, STILL putting games on them. Shame the steamdeck price went nuts, I got mine for $200 and I love it more than the switch 1.

>>742888725
It's going to be the first time in decades PkHex won't be available for a mainline game. It'll be very very interesting.

>>742890837
inb4 he screencaps his own post and adds it to his "fucknintendo" folder to ritualistically spam at the end of threads

>>742889258
>Also, wii and 3ds do have soft mods you dumb ass.
I know that you massive retard? Did you even read?

>>742878434
There was a poc about an early software hack that worked all the way back in 4.x and once again around 8.x, because the hardware mod is simpler it wasn't developed or researched further. Anyone arguing otherwise just ate the lies of Atmosphere's maintainer/developer. They are a raging anti piracy fag and a troon.

>>742888725
>>742889912
I'm pretty sure hacking the Switch 2 won't be necessary so long as Home compatibility rolls out soon enough.

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>>742875436
>>742872581
It will still be another 10 years before any type of working emulator you fucking dipshit. OOOO some text lines so impressive. Show me some guy running DK Bananza flawlessly in 4k 120fps on his PC and then we'll talk. My guess is that will be ready by the time the Switch 3 is halfway through its lifecycle.

>>742894672
How will PkHex handle the origin data for the new Pokemon if it can't access the game files? Home trackers keep track of various immutable data like that.

>>742872581
FUCK YOU SNOY FAGGOT

lmao lemme guess, the guy has a patreon

>>742872809
There are 38 exclusive games for Switch 2
Drag x Drive and Metroid Prime 4 are the only games using the main feature of SW2: Joy-Con 2's mouse mode

>>742895742
Advertising his github donations and the comments are blocked so 100% fake.

>got my hopes up
Thanks assholes

I remember you faggots saying it was gonna be cracked from day one if anything.

based fuck tendies

>>742885796
I hate the switch 2 but I still want to see it hacked so I can play the few third party exclusives that end up being held hostage on that shit
Bayo 3 on the shitch 1 was such a goddamn waste

>>742896979
the absolute hubris of pc vegans

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>>742896742
I kept the receipts. I will still be posting this shit making fun of retards who thought Switch 2 would get hacked anytime close to launch. Anyone who actually understands it knows this shit is not getting cracked any time this decade.

It's sad, these people could just get jobs and buy a Switch 2 and whatever games they want in a few weeks. Instead they'll wait 10 years for someone else with brains to crack Sw2 (during the Sw3's lifecycle).

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>>742896979
You could also just buy a Switch 2 and playing Bayo3 is dramatically better quality and locked 60fps. Even without a Sw2 update the framerate and resolution stays maxed out 1080p60fps at all times.

>>742894872
Can't they just datamine Home itself for that data once it's updated?

>>742872581
>do exploit
>saved to telemetry data
>next time you connect to internet, telemetry helps nintendo patch it
better hope he never takes that system online again
also
>userland

all these thirsty pc niggas wanting to play the switch 2 so badly

nintendo is just FE machine for me, but latest FE looks like shit
they can take their time

>>742875551

You really upset the brownoids.

>>742897451
The same niggas that will tell you the switch 2 doesn't have good games

>>742875551
you forgot to clap between each word

PS5 has been hacked apart, why do people think Nintendo is invincible? They've been defeated with literally a paperclip before

Why do indians want to pirate and steal Nintendo games so badly?

>>742872581
>guys I totally hacked the switch 2 check out these meaningless lines
I'll believe it when I see it actually running games

>>742873232
Lawsuits, lawsuits galore! You made a game with some monsters in it? WE made games with monsters in them! LAWSUIT!
Last good company my ass. Fuck Nintendo.

>>742896776
>snoytranny brainlessly falls for a scam

>>742900043
Obsessed

>>742875436
How fast can claude work through this exploit?

>>742899669
only reason switch got hacked in any reasonable time was nvidia

>>742873548
To think if it wasnt for one mentally ill tranny who sold out his team for a bug bounty, we would have had perfect emulation

>>742900615
Rent free..

Not even interested in Nintendo games or hardware, but I support this because it keeps some soulless gook suit up at night and anything that hurts those ghouls is a net positive for the world in my opinion

>>742887571
they cannot against the torrents because muh honeypot excuse

>>742872860
/thread

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>>742894730
offtopic but I don't know what is it about this "scared" AI face that turns me on
it's this unintelligible mix of fear and arousal

>>742899669
Why do you think that means anything? Sony has the worst security of them all.

>>742872581
I'd buy one to get air riders legit, then pirate everything else
Fuck Nintendo and their uber jew shit

>>742899669
>the console from the company infamous for having piss poor security and with leaked master keys has been hacked apart, why do people think the company with a LAST gen console that to this day still hasn't been softmodded in its newer revisions is invincible? we got astronomically lucky by ngreedia leaving the door open before, which nintendo fixed